Growing Pains (1985–1992): Season 1, Episode 1 - Pilot - full transcript
The upwardly mobile, suburban Seaver family experiences some growing pains when Maggie Seaver returns to work as a newspaper reporter, Jason Seaver moves his psychiatric practice into the ...
HI, I'M JASON SEAVER.
I'M A PSYCHIATRIST.
I'VE SPENT THE LAST 15 YEARS
HELPING PEOPLE WITH THEIR PROBLEMS.
AND I'M MAGGIE SEAVER.
I'VE SPENT THE LAST 15
YEARS HELPING OUR KIDS
WITH PROBLEMS EVEN
JASON WOULDN'T BELIEVE.
NOW MAGGIE HAS GONE BACK TO WORK
AS A REPORTER FOR
THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER.
AND JASON HAS MOVED HIS
PRACTICE INTO THE HOUSE
SO HE COULD BE
THERE FOR THE KIDS.
THEY'RE GREAT KIDS.
MOST OF THE TIME.
AND THE REST OF THE TIME...
YOU'LL LOVE 'EM ANYWAY. YEAH.
UNBELIEVABLE.
♪ SHOW ME THAT SMILE AGAIN ♪
♪ DON'T WASTE ANOTHER
MINUTE ON YOUR CRYIN' ♪
♪ WE'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE END ♪
♪ THE BEST IS READY TO BEGIN ♪
♪ AS LONG AS WE GOT EACH OTHER ♪
♪ WE GOT THE WORLD
SPINNIN' RIGHT IN OUR HANDS ♪
♪ BABY, RAIN OR SHINE ♪
♪ ALL THE TIME ♪
♪ WE GOT EACH OTHER ♪
♪ SHARIN' THE
LAUGHTER AND LOVE ♪
♪
ALL RIGHT, LADY, DROP THAT
SPATULA OR YOU'RE SCRAMBLED.
GO AHEAD. MAKE MY DAY.
MMM.
WELL,
I GUESS I SHOWED YOU.
SHOW ME MORE.
OH, JASON, THE KIDS.
I CAN KISS THE KIDS LATER.
YOU KNOW, I READ AN ARTICLE
THAT SAID THAT 2-CAREER COUPLES
SHOULD REALLY MAKE SPECIAL
EFFORT TO ALWAYS REMAIN
FRISKY.
AT BREAKFAST?
AT ALL MEALS.
MMM.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU
GUYS AREN'T GETTING ENOUGH?
MIKE, A LOT OF KIDS WOULD GET
SMACKED FOR A REMARK LIKE THAT.
OH, COME ON, DAD,
YOU CAN'T HIT ME.
YOU'RE A LIBERAL HUMANIST.
COULD BE AN ACCIDENT.
IT COULD BE A DREAM COME TRUE.
MOM, CAN'T WE SELL CAROL AND
GET A TAPE DECK FOR THE VOLVO?
MIKE, YOU GIVE NEW MEANING
TO THE WORD "VACUOUS."
OH, YEAH?
WHAT WAS THE OLD MEANING?
I REST MY CASE.
BEN.
BEN.
WHAT'S SO FUNNY, BEN?
THAT PHYLLIS GEORGE!
SHE SCREWED UP AGAIN!
HONEY, WHAT'S THAT
YOU'RE READING ABOUT?
WELL, IT SAYS HERE THAT
AS THE UNIVERSE EXPANDS,
ALL MATTER IS
SLOWLY DEGENERATING
INTO A STATE OF TOTAL
DISORGANIZATION.
THANK GOD. I THOUGHT
IT WAS JUST ME.
YEAH, SO, WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING TONIGHT?
THE HOUSE OF SWEAT? YEAH, GREAT!
HEY, LOOK, CAN I TALK
TO YOU GUYS LATER?
YEAH. BYE.
MIKE, WHAT IS "THE
HOUSE OF SWEAT"?
WELL... IT'S, YOU KNOW...
IT'S THAT NEW UNDER-20 DANCE
CLUB ON JERICHO TURNPIKE.
YEAH, AND IT SOUNDS
LIKE A GREAT IDEA, MOM.
AH, IT'S A SAFE, WHOLESOME
PLACE FOR TEENS TO CONGREGATE.
MMM-HMM.
AND THE LARGER THE GROUP,
THE SMALLER THEIR BRAINS GET.
OH, COME ON, MAGGIE...
YEAH, COME ON, MAGGIE.
AH, YES.
WELL, TIME TO GO WAIT
FOR THAT SCHOOL BUS.
YOU KNOW IF I HURRY, I CAN STILL GET
A SEAT IN THE NON-SMOKING SECTION.
BYE, SWEETIE. BYE, MOM.
BYE, BEN. I LOVE YOU.
LATER, BEN.
I STILL HAVE SOME PAPERWORK
TO DO BEFORE MY 9:00 GETS HERE.
AND IF YOU, UH,
START FEELING FRISKY
AND YOU HAVE 8 OR 10
SECONDS BEFORE WORK,
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
BEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU'LL MISS THE BUS.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY?
DAD DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO DO MY ELBOW.
OH?
LET ME SEE.
OH, DAD DID A GREAT
JOB ON THIS CUT.
SUPERMAN BAND-AIDS, THE WORKS.
OH, I GET IT. HE DIDN'T KISS IT.
AND SAY, "I LOVE YOU,
LITTLE PUMPKIN HEAD."
IT WAS ALL SO CLINICAL.
MOM, HOW COME YOU
HAD TO GO BACK TO WORK?
I DIDN'T HAVE TO, BEN.
I WANTED TO.
COME HERE.
BEN, IMAGINE YOU HAD TO SPEND
15 YEARS IN THIS HOUSE
WITHOUT EVER GOING OUT TO PLAY.
YOU'D GO CRAZY, WOULDN'T YOU?
MMM-HMM.
WELL, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, A LOT OF
GROWN-UPS FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT WORK.
THAT'S SICK, MOM.
BEN, I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN
A BIG CHANGE FOR ALL OF US.
AND I WORRY ABOUT
NOT BEING HERE FOR YOU,
BECAUSE, WELL,
YOU'RE THE YOUNGEST.
AND I WORRY ABOUT NOT
BEING HERE FOR CAROL
BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL AND
SHE NEEDS HER MOTHER.
AND I WORRY ABOUT
NOT BEING HERE FOR MIKE
TO KEEP HIM FROM ACCIDENTALLY
BLOWING SOMETHING UP.
AND, BELIEVE ME, I WORRY
ABOUT LEAVING YOUR FATHER HERE
TO COPE WITH ALL YOU MONSTERS.
YOU SHOULDN'T
WORRY SO MUCH, MOM.
YOU'LL MAKE YOURSELF CRAZY.
I LOVE YOU, LITTLE PUMPKIN HEAD.
MMM.
IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME DREAM, DOC.
I'M ON A SUBWAY,
AND THIS WOMAN
SITS ACROSS FROM ME.
THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
AND I LOOK AT HER.
SHE LOOKS AT ME.
I LICK MY LIPS.
SHE LICKS HER LIPS.
THIS GOES ON.
THEN, FINALLY, SHE LEANS
ACROSS, AND SHE WHISPERS TO ME:
"YOU HAVE HUGE KNEES."
DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING, DOC?
AHEM.
THAT SHOULD BE GOOD
FOR ABOUT $5 APIECE.
GOOD VISIT, WALTER.
AND, UH, DON'T WORRY TOO
MUCH ABOUT THIS THING. OK?
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
BYE-BYE.
COULD I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND, DAD?
SURE.
IN YOUR OFFICE.
SURE.
KIDS.
ME? YEAH.
SO...
YOU WANTED TO TALK
ABOUT SOMETHING?
YEAH. UM,
MOSTLY I JUST WANTED TO MENTION
HOW SMOOTHLY THINGS
HAVE BEEN RUNNING
SINCE THE WIFE WENT BACK TO WORK
AND YOU MOVED YOUR
PRACTICE INTO THE HOUSE.
WELL, THANK YOU.
DAD, WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS
NOW FOR A LONG TIME, RIGHT?
OFF AND ON, YEAH.
"OFF AND ON." I LOVE THAT.
SEE, DAD, YOU KNOW
THAT DANCE HALL PLACE
THAT I MENTIONED THIS MORNING?
THE HOUSE OF SWEAT?
YEAH. YEAH.
UH, JERRY AND I WERE
TALKING AND WE DECIDED...
JERRY?
YEAH, JERRY DELLISH.
HE'S AN OLDER FRIEND OF MINE. EXCELLENT
DRIVER WITH 2 YEARS OF DRIVER'S ED.
2 YEARS OF DRIVER'S ED?
YEAH. SEE, IN HIS FIRST
CLASS HE RAN OVER A DOG.
BUT HE DROVE
BEAUTIFULLY AFTER THAT.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ONE TINY,
RECKLESS LITTLE DOG HERE, DAD.
HMM, TOUGH BREAK.
YEAH.
SO, ANYWAY, I WAS THINKING THAT
MAYBE WE COULD GO DOWN THERE TONIGHT.
AND JERRY WOULD DRIVE SO
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO...
WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER SAY?
MOM?
I GUESS SHE WOULD SAY...
WHAT'S THE PHRASE I'M
LOOKING FOR HERE, DAD?
"NO"?
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
I GUESS THAT MEANS
I CAN'T GO, RIGHT?
WELL, IT JUST MEANS I DON'T
LIKE YOU COMING IN HERE
AND TRYING TO GET
AWAY WITH SOMETHING.
THAT'S NOT THE RELATIONSHIP
I WANT TO HAVE WITH YOU.
I'M SORRY, DAD.
ALL RIGHT, NOW, LOOK.
NOW THAT I'M IN CHARGE AT
HOME, WE CAN TRY THINGS MY WAY.
ALL RIGHT!
YOU DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHAT MY WAY IS.
SURE I DO, DAD.
IT'S A SINATRA SONG.
YOU'RE WALKING A
FINE LINE HERE, MIKE.
OK, LOOK, HERE'S THE DEAL.
I'LL GIVE YOU A
LITTLE MORE FREEDOM.
YOU'VE GOT TO PROMISE ME
A LOT MORE RESPONSIBILITY.
HEY, NO PROBLEM, DAD.
I SWEAR, I AM READY FOR
TOTAL RESPONSIBILITY.
MIKE, I'M NOT READY FOR
TOTAL RESPONSIBILITY.
YOU'RE RIGHT. SORRY.
OK. YOU GO OUT AND
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
JUST REMEMBER WHAT
WE TALKED ABOUT.
ABSOLUTELY, DAD.
THANKS, I PROMISE.
WAIT. WHAT ABOUT
MOM? WHAT IF SHE'S MAD?
MIKE, YOUR MOM'S NOT AN OGRE.
I'LL TALK TO HER.
SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
YOU LET HIM DO WHAT?
MAGGIE, HE'S 15 YEARS OLD NOW.
SO HE'S 15.
IT'S COMPLETELY ARBITRARY
TO JUST PICK AN AGE LIKE THAT
AND SAY THAT'S
WHEN A KID IS MATURE.
YOU KNOW, BY THE TIME MOZART
WAS 15, HE'D WRITTEN 7 SYMPHONIES.
THAT'S BECAUSE MOZART'S FATHER
DIDN'T LET HIM GO TO THE HOUSE OF SWEAT.
WHO DID HE GO WITH?
I DON'T KNOW, SOME KID.
JERRY DILLISH, DELLISH.
JERRY "DOG-KILLER" DELLISH?
MAGGIE, HE HIT ONE DOG.
YEAH, BUT HE HIT IT 4 TIMES.
OK, WELL, UH,
MIKE ISN'T JERRY.
AND A KID NEEDS SOME FREEDOM
IN ORDER TO LEARN RESPONSIBILITY.
OH, JASON, I KNOW
YOU BELIEVE IN THIS
"UNLIMITED HUMAN
POTENTIAL" STUFF.
AND THAT'S GREAT
FOR YOUR PATIENTS.
BUT WHEN IT COMES...
TO OUR OWN CHILDREN...
I BELIEVE IN ORIGINAL... SIN.
SIN.
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I SHOULDN'T
HAVE GONE BACK TO WORK.
NOW, COME ON,
MAGGIE, DON'T SAY THAT.
NOW, YOU TOOK 15 YEARS
OFF TO RAISE A FAMILY,
AND YOU DESERVE TO
GO BACK TO WORK NOW.
YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE
MORE FAITH IN ME AND THE KIDS.
OH,
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
OF COURSE I'M RIGHT.
WE SHOULDN'T BE WORRYING,
WE SHOULD BE CELEBRATING
WHICH IS WHY I'VE
TAKEN THE LIBERTY
OF PLACING SOME
CHILLED CHAMPAGNE
IN A LITTLE BUCKET
BESIDE THE BED.
SLIPPED SOME SATIN
SHEETS ON THE OLD BOUNCER.
SATIN SHEETS? YOU?
YEAH.
YEAH, WELL, THE GUY IN
THE STORE SHOWED ME
SOME "BEFORE" AND
"AFTER" PICTURES
OF A COUPLE WHO
TRIED THEM. AND...
THEY LOOKED VERY SATISFIED.
WHAT ABOUT BEN AND CAROL?
WELL, I SLIPPED SOME SLEEPING
PILLS INTO THEIR GATORADE.
THEY'LL BE ASLEEP
FOR ABOUT 3 WEEKS.
JASON!
WELL, I DIDN'T REALLY. BUT, UH,
THEY ARE... AND WE CAN...
MMM.
HELLO? YEAH, THIS
IS JASON SEAVER.
NO, YOU MUST BE LOOKING
FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF.
NO, NO, OUR MIKE IS ONLY 15, SO
HE WOULDN'T BE DRIVING A CAR.
I SEE.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
HE SAID, "THAT'S WHY
YOUR MIKE IS IN OUR JAIL."
WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR, KID?
I, UM...
I KILLED A MAN JUST
TO WATCH HIM DIE.
YOU?
UNPAID PARKING TICKETS.
OH, NO, IT'S MY MOM!
COME ON, MAGGIE, WE DON'T
EVEN KNOW THE FACTS YET.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT SO
UNUSUAL FOR A TEENAGE BOY
TO HAVE A MINOR
RUN-IN WITH THE POLICE.
SOME OF THESE GUYS CAN BE
REAL MACHO HEAD-BANGERS.
HIYA,
YOU FOLKS CARE FOR SOME HOT
COCOA? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT.
LOOK, WE'RE THE SEAVERS.
YOU'VE LOCKED UP OUR SON.
AN OFFICER CLAIMED
HE WAS DRIVING A CAR.
UH, YES, SIR. UH,
WE PICKED HIM UP IN THE
HOUSE OF SWEAT PARKING LOT.
HE'D BEEN DRIVING IN CIRCLES
FOR APPROXIMATELY 12 MINUTES.
OK, SO A 15-YEAR-OLD BOY
DRIVES HIS FRIEND'S CAR
AROUND THE LOT A FEW TIMES.
OH, DID I MENTION HE SIDESWIPED
A POLICE CAR ON THE WAY OUT?
HE WHAT?
HE TORE THAT BUMPER OFF
LIKE HE WAS PEELING AN ORANGE.
A $350 ORANGE.
HIYA, DAD, MOM.
YOU LOOK GOOD TONIGHT.
YOU LOOK YOUNG.
COME ON, SON.
MOM, DAD, THIS IS JERRY.
I GUESS IT'S KIND OF HARD TO SEE
THE BASIS OF OUR FRIENDSHIP, HUH?
I DON'T KNOW. HE HAS A
CERTAIN CAREFREE CHARM.
YOU SHOULD SEE
HIM WHEN HE'S SOBER.
MIKE, YOU WILL BE
GROUNDED FOR 2 MONTHS.
2 MONTHS?
DAD, CAN'T YOU TALK TO HER?
OH, I DID, MIKE.
ORIGINALLY, IT WAS ONE MONTH.
DAD, THAT MEANS
YOU ADDED A MONTH.
NOTHING GETS BY YOU, DOES IT?
DAD, YOU SAID
YOU'D TALK TO HER...
DAMN IT, MIKE, YOU SAID
YOU COULD ACT RESPONSIBLY!
NOW I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER
WORD OUT OF YOU! IS THAT CLEAR?
WHOA.
OH, YEAH, OUR ROMANTIC EVENING.
ANYONE WHO'S NOT
USED TO SATIN SHEETS
COULD EASILY HAVE AN ACCIDENT...
MAGGIE, DON'T PATRONIZE ME. OK?
AND WHERE THE
HELL ARE MY PAJAMAS?
UH, GEE, I'M SORRY.
I'M REALLY NOT SURE.
WELL, YOU WOULDN'T THINK
IT'D BE SO DAMN
TOUGH TO KEEP TABS
ON A PAIR OF
PAJAMAS AROUND HERE.
JASON, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS
THE FIRST TIME HE'S SCREWED UP.
WHO SCREWED UP?
MIKE.
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MIKE?
I'M UPSET BECAUSE I
CAN'T FIND MY PAJAMAS.
I MEAN, IF YOU JUST LEFT
A PAIR OF PAJAMAS AROUND
AND THESE ARE BIG
PAJAMAS I'M TALKING ABOUT...
AND TO THINK THAT THEY
JUST VANISHED INTO THIN AIR...
WELL, WOULDN'T YOU
BE PRETTY UPSET?
ABSOLUTELY. IN FACT, I'M AMAZED AT
THE WAY YOU'RE HOLDING TOGETHER.
WHAT?
UH,
I'VE NEVER SEEN DAD
ACTUALLY TOO MAD TO TALK.
WELL, THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
YOU KNOW, I FEEL
LIKE A NEW MAN NOW.
I'M SORRY.
LOOK, IT'S NOT SO BAD.
I BET, IN A YEAR,
HE'LL LOOK BACK
AT THIS WHOLE THING AND LAUGH.
OK, MAYBE CHUCKLE.
OK, I ADMIT IT.
I'M UPSET WITH MIKE.
OH?
AREN'T YOU?
ABSOLUTELY. I'M FURIOUS.
BUT NO MORE FURIOUS THAN I'VE BEEN
AT HIM A DOZEN OTHER TIMES BEFORE.
I MEAN, HE'S A KID, JASON.
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
YEAH, BUT HE SAT NOT 3 FEET
AWAY FROM ME AND HE SAID:
"DAD, I SWEAR IT, I'M READY
FOR TOTAL RESPONSIBILITY."
JASON, YOU ARE NOT READY
FOR TOTAL RESPONSIBILITY.
I MEAN, FACE IT, THE BOY IS 15.
HE'S A HORMONE WITH FEET.
I KNOW.
I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT SOMEDAY
THAT HORMONE WILL BE A MAN.
AND I WANT THAT MAN TO HAVE
A SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY.
GO TALK TO HIM.
YOU WON'T SLEEP IF YOU DON'T.
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL CONTINUE THE
SEARCH FOR THE PAJAMAS.
WHAT?
YOU WERE ASLEEP.
I WAS?
I WAS.
AND IT WAS A DREAM.
UH-UH.
OH.
YOU'RE STILL ANGRY?
HEY, DAD, I KNOW
THIS IS NO EXCUSE,
BUT JERRY'S CAR
HANDLES REALLY BADLY.
AND I WAS THE ONE WHO DECIDED
JERRY WAS TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE.
MIKE, HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS.
I KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH
A KID WHO DRINKS LIKE THAT?
I SHOULD'VE CALLED YOU.
WHY DIDN'T YOU?
WELL, DAD, THERE WAS
THESE GIRLS THERE...
AH, OF COURSE. WOULDN'T WANT
THEM TO THINK YOU HAD PARENTS.
MIKE, WHAT KIND OF A
RELATIONSHIP ARE WE GOING TO HAVE
IF I CAN'T TRUST YOU?
I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS I'M JUST A JERK.
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T TRUST ME.
WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY
ONE WAY TO GO.
THAT'S THE WAY MY
FATHER WENT WITH ME.
I GUESS I HOPED THAT WHEN I
HAD A SON IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
I KNOW, DAD.
MIKE, YOU PROBABLY
DON'T REMEMBER THIS,
BUT WHEN YOU WERE 3 WEEKS OLD,
I TOOK YOU TO THE
METS HOME OPENER.
CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS.
UP COMES DONN CLENDENON.
HITS A SHOT OFF THE LEFT-FIELD
SCOREBOARD TO WIN IT IN THE 12TH.
I HUGGED YOU REAL TIGHT,
JUMPING UP AND DOWN.
AND YOU,
YOU THREW UP IN YOUR
COMPLIMENTARY METS BATTING HELMET.
I'M SORRY, DAD.
IT WAS MY FAULT.
I NEVER SHOULD'VE LET YOU
SUCK THAT BEER OFF MY FINGER.
NO, DAD, I MEANT ABOUT
TONIGHT. I'M SORRY.
WELL,
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, DAD, I
TRY. I REALLY TRY.
BUT SOMETIMES,
ALMOST WITHOUT
WARNING, I JUST FIND MYSELF
DOING SOMETHING REALLY STUPID.
SORT OF AN UNCONTROLLABLE
IMPULSE, HUH?
YEAH.
OR IS IT MORE LIKE YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING SOMETHING REALLY STUPID,
AND THEN YOU WEIGH YOUR
CHANCES OF GETTING AWAY WITH IT
AND IF THEY'RE BETTER
THAN 10%, YOU GO FOR IT.
YEAH!
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
GROUNDED FOR 2 MONTHS.
YEAH.
WELL, IF IT MAKES
YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
I DID SOME PRETTY
LAME-O THINGS IN MY DAY.
YOU? YEAH.
LIKE WHAT?
WELL, LIKE I REMEMBER
WHEN I WAS 16,
ME AND SOME BUDDIES, WE
DROVE AROUND TOWN ONE NIGHT
MOONING EVERYBODY.
WE EVEN MOONED THE MAYOR'S WIFE.
YOU, DAD?
UH-HUH.
YEAH, WE GOT ARRESTED
FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE.
HAD TO LET US OFF, THOUGH.
MAYOR'S WIFE REFUSED
TO MAKE AN IDENTIFICATION.
YOU, DAD?
WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?
DOES MOM KNOW ABOUT THIS?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
HOW DO YOU THINK WE MET?
ALL RIGHT, DAD.
HEY, DAD, DO YOU EVER GET THE
URGE TO DO DUMB STUFF NOW?
NO. NO, I DON'T, MIKE.
I THINK THAT'S WHAT BEING
AN ADULT IS ALL ABOUT.
OH.
OH, ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT, DAD.
GOOD NIGHT, SON.
HEY.
COME BACK IN HERE FOR A SEC.
♪ I FEEL THE EARTH
MOVE UNDER MY FEET ♪
♪ I FEEL THE SKY TUMBLIN' DOWN ♪
♪ A-TUMBLIN' DOWN ♪
♪ I FEEL MY HEART
START TO TREMBLIN' ♪
♪ WHENEVER YOU'RE AROUND ♪
OW! ♪ OOH, BABY ♪
♪ WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE ♪
♪
AHEM. AHEM.
♪
♪ MOON RIVER ♪
♪ WIDER THAN A MILE ♪
I'M A PSYCHIATRIST.
I'VE SPENT THE LAST 15 YEARS
HELPING PEOPLE WITH THEIR PROBLEMS.
AND I'M MAGGIE SEAVER.
I'VE SPENT THE LAST 15
YEARS HELPING OUR KIDS
WITH PROBLEMS EVEN
JASON WOULDN'T BELIEVE.
NOW MAGGIE HAS GONE BACK TO WORK
AS A REPORTER FOR
THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER.
AND JASON HAS MOVED HIS
PRACTICE INTO THE HOUSE
SO HE COULD BE
THERE FOR THE KIDS.
THEY'RE GREAT KIDS.
MOST OF THE TIME.
AND THE REST OF THE TIME...
YOU'LL LOVE 'EM ANYWAY. YEAH.
UNBELIEVABLE.
♪ SHOW ME THAT SMILE AGAIN ♪
♪ DON'T WASTE ANOTHER
MINUTE ON YOUR CRYIN' ♪
♪ WE'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE END ♪
♪ THE BEST IS READY TO BEGIN ♪
♪ AS LONG AS WE GOT EACH OTHER ♪
♪ WE GOT THE WORLD
SPINNIN' RIGHT IN OUR HANDS ♪
♪ BABY, RAIN OR SHINE ♪
♪ ALL THE TIME ♪
♪ WE GOT EACH OTHER ♪
♪ SHARIN' THE
LAUGHTER AND LOVE ♪
♪
ALL RIGHT, LADY, DROP THAT
SPATULA OR YOU'RE SCRAMBLED.
GO AHEAD. MAKE MY DAY.
MMM.
WELL,
I GUESS I SHOWED YOU.
SHOW ME MORE.
OH, JASON, THE KIDS.
I CAN KISS THE KIDS LATER.
YOU KNOW, I READ AN ARTICLE
THAT SAID THAT 2-CAREER COUPLES
SHOULD REALLY MAKE SPECIAL
EFFORT TO ALWAYS REMAIN
FRISKY.
AT BREAKFAST?
AT ALL MEALS.
MMM.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU
GUYS AREN'T GETTING ENOUGH?
MIKE, A LOT OF KIDS WOULD GET
SMACKED FOR A REMARK LIKE THAT.
OH, COME ON, DAD,
YOU CAN'T HIT ME.
YOU'RE A LIBERAL HUMANIST.
COULD BE AN ACCIDENT.
IT COULD BE A DREAM COME TRUE.
MOM, CAN'T WE SELL CAROL AND
GET A TAPE DECK FOR THE VOLVO?
MIKE, YOU GIVE NEW MEANING
TO THE WORD "VACUOUS."
OH, YEAH?
WHAT WAS THE OLD MEANING?
I REST MY CASE.
BEN.
BEN.
WHAT'S SO FUNNY, BEN?
THAT PHYLLIS GEORGE!
SHE SCREWED UP AGAIN!
HONEY, WHAT'S THAT
YOU'RE READING ABOUT?
WELL, IT SAYS HERE THAT
AS THE UNIVERSE EXPANDS,
ALL MATTER IS
SLOWLY DEGENERATING
INTO A STATE OF TOTAL
DISORGANIZATION.
THANK GOD. I THOUGHT
IT WAS JUST ME.
YEAH, SO, WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING TONIGHT?
THE HOUSE OF SWEAT? YEAH, GREAT!
HEY, LOOK, CAN I TALK
TO YOU GUYS LATER?
YEAH. BYE.
MIKE, WHAT IS "THE
HOUSE OF SWEAT"?
WELL... IT'S, YOU KNOW...
IT'S THAT NEW UNDER-20 DANCE
CLUB ON JERICHO TURNPIKE.
YEAH, AND IT SOUNDS
LIKE A GREAT IDEA, MOM.
AH, IT'S A SAFE, WHOLESOME
PLACE FOR TEENS TO CONGREGATE.
MMM-HMM.
AND THE LARGER THE GROUP,
THE SMALLER THEIR BRAINS GET.
OH, COME ON, MAGGIE...
YEAH, COME ON, MAGGIE.
AH, YES.
WELL, TIME TO GO WAIT
FOR THAT SCHOOL BUS.
YOU KNOW IF I HURRY, I CAN STILL GET
A SEAT IN THE NON-SMOKING SECTION.
BYE, SWEETIE. BYE, MOM.
BYE, BEN. I LOVE YOU.
LATER, BEN.
I STILL HAVE SOME PAPERWORK
TO DO BEFORE MY 9:00 GETS HERE.
AND IF YOU, UH,
START FEELING FRISKY
AND YOU HAVE 8 OR 10
SECONDS BEFORE WORK,
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
BEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOU'LL MISS THE BUS.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, HONEY?
DAD DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO DO MY ELBOW.
OH?
LET ME SEE.
OH, DAD DID A GREAT
JOB ON THIS CUT.
SUPERMAN BAND-AIDS, THE WORKS.
OH, I GET IT. HE DIDN'T KISS IT.
AND SAY, "I LOVE YOU,
LITTLE PUMPKIN HEAD."
IT WAS ALL SO CLINICAL.
MOM, HOW COME YOU
HAD TO GO BACK TO WORK?
I DIDN'T HAVE TO, BEN.
I WANTED TO.
COME HERE.
BEN, IMAGINE YOU HAD TO SPEND
15 YEARS IN THIS HOUSE
WITHOUT EVER GOING OUT TO PLAY.
YOU'D GO CRAZY, WOULDN'T YOU?
MMM-HMM.
WELL, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, A LOT OF
GROWN-UPS FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT WORK.
THAT'S SICK, MOM.
BEN, I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN
A BIG CHANGE FOR ALL OF US.
AND I WORRY ABOUT
NOT BEING HERE FOR YOU,
BECAUSE, WELL,
YOU'RE THE YOUNGEST.
AND I WORRY ABOUT NOT
BEING HERE FOR CAROL
BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL AND
SHE NEEDS HER MOTHER.
AND I WORRY ABOUT
NOT BEING HERE FOR MIKE
TO KEEP HIM FROM ACCIDENTALLY
BLOWING SOMETHING UP.
AND, BELIEVE ME, I WORRY
ABOUT LEAVING YOUR FATHER HERE
TO COPE WITH ALL YOU MONSTERS.
YOU SHOULDN'T
WORRY SO MUCH, MOM.
YOU'LL MAKE YOURSELF CRAZY.
I LOVE YOU, LITTLE PUMPKIN HEAD.
MMM.
IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME DREAM, DOC.
I'M ON A SUBWAY,
AND THIS WOMAN
SITS ACROSS FROM ME.
THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
AND I LOOK AT HER.
SHE LOOKS AT ME.
I LICK MY LIPS.
SHE LICKS HER LIPS.
THIS GOES ON.
THEN, FINALLY, SHE LEANS
ACROSS, AND SHE WHISPERS TO ME:
"YOU HAVE HUGE KNEES."
DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING, DOC?
AHEM.
THAT SHOULD BE GOOD
FOR ABOUT $5 APIECE.
GOOD VISIT, WALTER.
AND, UH, DON'T WORRY TOO
MUCH ABOUT THIS THING. OK?
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
BYE-BYE.
COULD I TALK TO YOU
FOR A SECOND, DAD?
SURE.
IN YOUR OFFICE.
SURE.
KIDS.
ME? YEAH.
SO...
YOU WANTED TO TALK
ABOUT SOMETHING?
YEAH. UM,
MOSTLY I JUST WANTED TO MENTION
HOW SMOOTHLY THINGS
HAVE BEEN RUNNING
SINCE THE WIFE WENT BACK TO WORK
AND YOU MOVED YOUR
PRACTICE INTO THE HOUSE.
WELL, THANK YOU.
DAD, WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS
NOW FOR A LONG TIME, RIGHT?
OFF AND ON, YEAH.
"OFF AND ON." I LOVE THAT.
SEE, DAD, YOU KNOW
THAT DANCE HALL PLACE
THAT I MENTIONED THIS MORNING?
THE HOUSE OF SWEAT?
YEAH. YEAH.
UH, JERRY AND I WERE
TALKING AND WE DECIDED...
JERRY?
YEAH, JERRY DELLISH.
HE'S AN OLDER FRIEND OF MINE. EXCELLENT
DRIVER WITH 2 YEARS OF DRIVER'S ED.
2 YEARS OF DRIVER'S ED?
YEAH. SEE, IN HIS FIRST
CLASS HE RAN OVER A DOG.
BUT HE DROVE
BEAUTIFULLY AFTER THAT.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ONE TINY,
RECKLESS LITTLE DOG HERE, DAD.
HMM, TOUGH BREAK.
YEAH.
SO, ANYWAY, I WAS THINKING THAT
MAYBE WE COULD GO DOWN THERE TONIGHT.
AND JERRY WOULD DRIVE SO
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO DO...
WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHER SAY?
MOM?
I GUESS SHE WOULD SAY...
WHAT'S THE PHRASE I'M
LOOKING FOR HERE, DAD?
"NO"?
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
I GUESS THAT MEANS
I CAN'T GO, RIGHT?
WELL, IT JUST MEANS I DON'T
LIKE YOU COMING IN HERE
AND TRYING TO GET
AWAY WITH SOMETHING.
THAT'S NOT THE RELATIONSHIP
I WANT TO HAVE WITH YOU.
I'M SORRY, DAD.
ALL RIGHT, NOW, LOOK.
NOW THAT I'M IN CHARGE AT
HOME, WE CAN TRY THINGS MY WAY.
ALL RIGHT!
YOU DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHAT MY WAY IS.
SURE I DO, DAD.
IT'S A SINATRA SONG.
YOU'RE WALKING A
FINE LINE HERE, MIKE.
OK, LOOK, HERE'S THE DEAL.
I'LL GIVE YOU A
LITTLE MORE FREEDOM.
YOU'VE GOT TO PROMISE ME
A LOT MORE RESPONSIBILITY.
HEY, NO PROBLEM, DAD.
I SWEAR, I AM READY FOR
TOTAL RESPONSIBILITY.
MIKE, I'M NOT READY FOR
TOTAL RESPONSIBILITY.
YOU'RE RIGHT. SORRY.
OK. YOU GO OUT AND
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
JUST REMEMBER WHAT
WE TALKED ABOUT.
ABSOLUTELY, DAD.
THANKS, I PROMISE.
WAIT. WHAT ABOUT
MOM? WHAT IF SHE'S MAD?
MIKE, YOUR MOM'S NOT AN OGRE.
I'LL TALK TO HER.
SHE'LL UNDERSTAND.
YOU LET HIM DO WHAT?
MAGGIE, HE'S 15 YEARS OLD NOW.
SO HE'S 15.
IT'S COMPLETELY ARBITRARY
TO JUST PICK AN AGE LIKE THAT
AND SAY THAT'S
WHEN A KID IS MATURE.
YOU KNOW, BY THE TIME MOZART
WAS 15, HE'D WRITTEN 7 SYMPHONIES.
THAT'S BECAUSE MOZART'S FATHER
DIDN'T LET HIM GO TO THE HOUSE OF SWEAT.
WHO DID HE GO WITH?
I DON'T KNOW, SOME KID.
JERRY DILLISH, DELLISH.
JERRY "DOG-KILLER" DELLISH?
MAGGIE, HE HIT ONE DOG.
YEAH, BUT HE HIT IT 4 TIMES.
OK, WELL, UH,
MIKE ISN'T JERRY.
AND A KID NEEDS SOME FREEDOM
IN ORDER TO LEARN RESPONSIBILITY.
OH, JASON, I KNOW
YOU BELIEVE IN THIS
"UNLIMITED HUMAN
POTENTIAL" STUFF.
AND THAT'S GREAT
FOR YOUR PATIENTS.
BUT WHEN IT COMES...
TO OUR OWN CHILDREN...
I BELIEVE IN ORIGINAL... SIN.
SIN.
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I SHOULDN'T
HAVE GONE BACK TO WORK.
NOW, COME ON,
MAGGIE, DON'T SAY THAT.
NOW, YOU TOOK 15 YEARS
OFF TO RAISE A FAMILY,
AND YOU DESERVE TO
GO BACK TO WORK NOW.
YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE
MORE FAITH IN ME AND THE KIDS.
OH,
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
OF COURSE I'M RIGHT.
WE SHOULDN'T BE WORRYING,
WE SHOULD BE CELEBRATING
WHICH IS WHY I'VE
TAKEN THE LIBERTY
OF PLACING SOME
CHILLED CHAMPAGNE
IN A LITTLE BUCKET
BESIDE THE BED.
SLIPPED SOME SATIN
SHEETS ON THE OLD BOUNCER.
SATIN SHEETS? YOU?
YEAH.
YEAH, WELL, THE GUY IN
THE STORE SHOWED ME
SOME "BEFORE" AND
"AFTER" PICTURES
OF A COUPLE WHO
TRIED THEM. AND...
THEY LOOKED VERY SATISFIED.
WHAT ABOUT BEN AND CAROL?
WELL, I SLIPPED SOME SLEEPING
PILLS INTO THEIR GATORADE.
THEY'LL BE ASLEEP
FOR ABOUT 3 WEEKS.
JASON!
WELL, I DIDN'T REALLY. BUT, UH,
THEY ARE... AND WE CAN...
MMM.
HELLO? YEAH, THIS
IS JASON SEAVER.
NO, YOU MUST BE LOOKING
FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF.
NO, NO, OUR MIKE IS ONLY 15, SO
HE WOULDN'T BE DRIVING A CAR.
I SEE.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
HE SAID, "THAT'S WHY
YOUR MIKE IS IN OUR JAIL."
WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR, KID?
I, UM...
I KILLED A MAN JUST
TO WATCH HIM DIE.
YOU?
UNPAID PARKING TICKETS.
OH, NO, IT'S MY MOM!
COME ON, MAGGIE, WE DON'T
EVEN KNOW THE FACTS YET.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT SO
UNUSUAL FOR A TEENAGE BOY
TO HAVE A MINOR
RUN-IN WITH THE POLICE.
SOME OF THESE GUYS CAN BE
REAL MACHO HEAD-BANGERS.
HIYA,
YOU FOLKS CARE FOR SOME HOT
COCOA? I JUST MADE A FRESH POT.
LOOK, WE'RE THE SEAVERS.
YOU'VE LOCKED UP OUR SON.
AN OFFICER CLAIMED
HE WAS DRIVING A CAR.
UH, YES, SIR. UH,
WE PICKED HIM UP IN THE
HOUSE OF SWEAT PARKING LOT.
HE'D BEEN DRIVING IN CIRCLES
FOR APPROXIMATELY 12 MINUTES.
OK, SO A 15-YEAR-OLD BOY
DRIVES HIS FRIEND'S CAR
AROUND THE LOT A FEW TIMES.
OH, DID I MENTION HE SIDESWIPED
A POLICE CAR ON THE WAY OUT?
HE WHAT?
HE TORE THAT BUMPER OFF
LIKE HE WAS PEELING AN ORANGE.
A $350 ORANGE.
HIYA, DAD, MOM.
YOU LOOK GOOD TONIGHT.
YOU LOOK YOUNG.
COME ON, SON.
MOM, DAD, THIS IS JERRY.
I GUESS IT'S KIND OF HARD TO SEE
THE BASIS OF OUR FRIENDSHIP, HUH?
I DON'T KNOW. HE HAS A
CERTAIN CAREFREE CHARM.
YOU SHOULD SEE
HIM WHEN HE'S SOBER.
MIKE, YOU WILL BE
GROUNDED FOR 2 MONTHS.
2 MONTHS?
DAD, CAN'T YOU TALK TO HER?
OH, I DID, MIKE.
ORIGINALLY, IT WAS ONE MONTH.
DAD, THAT MEANS
YOU ADDED A MONTH.
NOTHING GETS BY YOU, DOES IT?
DAD, YOU SAID
YOU'D TALK TO HER...
DAMN IT, MIKE, YOU SAID
YOU COULD ACT RESPONSIBLY!
NOW I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER
WORD OUT OF YOU! IS THAT CLEAR?
WHOA.
OH, YEAH, OUR ROMANTIC EVENING.
ANYONE WHO'S NOT
USED TO SATIN SHEETS
COULD EASILY HAVE AN ACCIDENT...
MAGGIE, DON'T PATRONIZE ME. OK?
AND WHERE THE
HELL ARE MY PAJAMAS?
UH, GEE, I'M SORRY.
I'M REALLY NOT SURE.
WELL, YOU WOULDN'T THINK
IT'D BE SO DAMN
TOUGH TO KEEP TABS
ON A PAIR OF
PAJAMAS AROUND HERE.
JASON, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE THIS IS
THE FIRST TIME HE'S SCREWED UP.
WHO SCREWED UP?
MIKE.
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MIKE?
I'M UPSET BECAUSE I
CAN'T FIND MY PAJAMAS.
I MEAN, IF YOU JUST LEFT
A PAIR OF PAJAMAS AROUND
AND THESE ARE BIG
PAJAMAS I'M TALKING ABOUT...
AND TO THINK THAT THEY
JUST VANISHED INTO THIN AIR...
WELL, WOULDN'T YOU
BE PRETTY UPSET?
ABSOLUTELY. IN FACT, I'M AMAZED AT
THE WAY YOU'RE HOLDING TOGETHER.
WHAT?
UH,
I'VE NEVER SEEN DAD
ACTUALLY TOO MAD TO TALK.
WELL, THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
YOU KNOW, I FEEL
LIKE A NEW MAN NOW.
I'M SORRY.
LOOK, IT'S NOT SO BAD.
I BET, IN A YEAR,
HE'LL LOOK BACK
AT THIS WHOLE THING AND LAUGH.
OK, MAYBE CHUCKLE.
OK, I ADMIT IT.
I'M UPSET WITH MIKE.
OH?
AREN'T YOU?
ABSOLUTELY. I'M FURIOUS.
BUT NO MORE FURIOUS THAN I'VE BEEN
AT HIM A DOZEN OTHER TIMES BEFORE.
I MEAN, HE'S A KID, JASON.
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
YEAH, BUT HE SAT NOT 3 FEET
AWAY FROM ME AND HE SAID:
"DAD, I SWEAR IT, I'M READY
FOR TOTAL RESPONSIBILITY."
JASON, YOU ARE NOT READY
FOR TOTAL RESPONSIBILITY.
I MEAN, FACE IT, THE BOY IS 15.
HE'S A HORMONE WITH FEET.
I KNOW.
I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT SOMEDAY
THAT HORMONE WILL BE A MAN.
AND I WANT THAT MAN TO HAVE
A SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY.
GO TALK TO HIM.
YOU WON'T SLEEP IF YOU DON'T.
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL CONTINUE THE
SEARCH FOR THE PAJAMAS.
WHAT?
YOU WERE ASLEEP.
I WAS?
I WAS.
AND IT WAS A DREAM.
UH-UH.
OH.
YOU'RE STILL ANGRY?
HEY, DAD, I KNOW
THIS IS NO EXCUSE,
BUT JERRY'S CAR
HANDLES REALLY BADLY.
AND I WAS THE ONE WHO DECIDED
JERRY WAS TOO DRUNK TO DRIVE.
MIKE, HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS.
I KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH
A KID WHO DRINKS LIKE THAT?
I SHOULD'VE CALLED YOU.
WHY DIDN'T YOU?
WELL, DAD, THERE WAS
THESE GIRLS THERE...
AH, OF COURSE. WOULDN'T WANT
THEM TO THINK YOU HAD PARENTS.
MIKE, WHAT KIND OF A
RELATIONSHIP ARE WE GOING TO HAVE
IF I CAN'T TRUST YOU?
I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS I'M JUST A JERK.
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T TRUST ME.
WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY
ONE WAY TO GO.
THAT'S THE WAY MY
FATHER WENT WITH ME.
I GUESS I HOPED THAT WHEN I
HAD A SON IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
I KNOW, DAD.
MIKE, YOU PROBABLY
DON'T REMEMBER THIS,
BUT WHEN YOU WERE 3 WEEKS OLD,
I TOOK YOU TO THE
METS HOME OPENER.
CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS.
UP COMES DONN CLENDENON.
HITS A SHOT OFF THE LEFT-FIELD
SCOREBOARD TO WIN IT IN THE 12TH.
I HUGGED YOU REAL TIGHT,
JUMPING UP AND DOWN.
AND YOU,
YOU THREW UP IN YOUR
COMPLIMENTARY METS BATTING HELMET.
I'M SORRY, DAD.
IT WAS MY FAULT.
I NEVER SHOULD'VE LET YOU
SUCK THAT BEER OFF MY FINGER.
NO, DAD, I MEANT ABOUT
TONIGHT. I'M SORRY.
WELL,
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW, DAD, I
TRY. I REALLY TRY.
BUT SOMETIMES,
ALMOST WITHOUT
WARNING, I JUST FIND MYSELF
DOING SOMETHING REALLY STUPID.
SORT OF AN UNCONTROLLABLE
IMPULSE, HUH?
YEAH.
OR IS IT MORE LIKE YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING SOMETHING REALLY STUPID,
AND THEN YOU WEIGH YOUR
CHANCES OF GETTING AWAY WITH IT
AND IF THEY'RE BETTER
THAN 10%, YOU GO FOR IT.
YEAH!
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
GROUNDED FOR 2 MONTHS.
YEAH.
WELL, IF IT MAKES
YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
I DID SOME PRETTY
LAME-O THINGS IN MY DAY.
YOU? YEAH.
LIKE WHAT?
WELL, LIKE I REMEMBER
WHEN I WAS 16,
ME AND SOME BUDDIES, WE
DROVE AROUND TOWN ONE NIGHT
MOONING EVERYBODY.
WE EVEN MOONED THE MAYOR'S WIFE.
YOU, DAD?
UH-HUH.
YEAH, WE GOT ARRESTED
FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE.
HAD TO LET US OFF, THOUGH.
MAYOR'S WIFE REFUSED
TO MAKE AN IDENTIFICATION.
YOU, DAD?
WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?
DOES MOM KNOW ABOUT THIS?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
HOW DO YOU THINK WE MET?
ALL RIGHT, DAD.
HEY, DAD, DO YOU EVER GET THE
URGE TO DO DUMB STUFF NOW?
NO. NO, I DON'T, MIKE.
I THINK THAT'S WHAT BEING
AN ADULT IS ALL ABOUT.
OH.
OH, ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT, DAD.
GOOD NIGHT, SON.
HEY.
COME BACK IN HERE FOR A SEC.
♪ I FEEL THE EARTH
MOVE UNDER MY FEET ♪
♪ I FEEL THE SKY TUMBLIN' DOWN ♪
♪ A-TUMBLIN' DOWN ♪
♪ I FEEL MY HEART
START TO TREMBLIN' ♪
♪ WHENEVER YOU'RE AROUND ♪
OW! ♪ OOH, BABY ♪
♪ WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE ♪
♪
AHEM. AHEM.
♪
♪ MOON RIVER ♪
♪ WIDER THAN A MILE ♪