Grey's Anatomy (2005–…): Season 9, Episode 11 - The End Is the Beginning Is the End - full transcript
The survivors receive a final verdict about the plane crash. Meanwhile, Derek continues to undergo rehabilitation on his hand, Cristina and Owen enjoy their new relationship with each other and Richard tried to avoid Catherine's advances.
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It's a big day.
Yeah. I'm excited about it.
Really?
You finally gonna tell
Cristina that you're pregnant?
What are you talking about?
Today is the last day
of your first trimester.
I'm talking about the plane crash.
The judge could have a decision today
about whether the hospital
is at fault or not.
Well, that's not gonna happen.
The lawyers moved for summary judgment.
Well, that is a formality.
Then it's gonna go to trial.
It's gonna take months for a decision.
Maybe not.
Meredith, your first trimester is over.
Let's focus on that.
Try and relax a little bit. Enjoy it.
Tell your twisted sister.
She'll be happy for you.
The big day is here...
the day you're gonna hear the news,
the test result.
Is the biopsy malignant or benign?
Am I gonna live or die?
You just want to know.
Breakfast for two?
- Oh! Oh!
- Even if the news is scary.
Ah, god. Oh, my god. Uh...
What are you doing?
I'm sorry. I thought you were
Cristina, and you're not.
- Definitely not.
- No.
Because then you can move on,
whatever that means.
You didn't?
Yeah. I did.
It's...
it's not funny.
Oh, I know. I know.
God.
It's not. It's hilarious.
It was humiliating.
If you wear pants,
it doesn't happen as much.
I just got up.
I was looking for a glass for
water 'cause I'm hung over.
And why are there no glasses or...
or mugs or anything?
You're pretty loud for a hung-over girl.
The chief of surgery just felt me up.
And I had to sleep on
your living room floor
because you have no furniture,
and now I have a neck ache.
Being your friend is
basically ruining my life.
I've heard that before.
You're a douche.
Get a couch, or I'm never
drinking with you again.
Look, if you're thirsty, all you gotta do
is stick your face under the faucet.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to the hospital
where there's food and paper cups.
Sir. From my mom.
Cookies.
Oh, you know, that's not necess...
Oh, and there's a message
That I am supposed to read to you,
make sure you get it.
"Richard, I am in town doing
a case at Seattle Pres."
"Left you several messages
and wasn't sure you got them."
"I just want to make sure you're okay."
"I'm worried about you,"
"baby."
Uh, to be clear, that was her and not me.
Well, please tell her I'm fine.
Oh, no, you gotta take the cookies, sir.
That's such a nice gesture,
but I'm trying to avoid sweets.
Uh, would you like them?
Um, I can put them in the lounge,
and everybody can enjoy them.
Oh, that's a fine idea.
Morning.
Hey, I heard there might
be a judgment today.
I hope it works out for you.
No, you don't.
A judgment comes down that quickly,
it means the hospital's negligent.
It means you did something wrong.
Which you did.
Well, you've obviously been
thinking that for a while.
I'm glad you...
finally got it out in the open.
And for the record,
I really do hope it works out for you.
I heard your girlfriend
did a little panty dance
in the kitchen this morning.
She's not my girlfriend.
Look, I know it's weird.
She's hot and she's always around,
but I don't even think of her like that.
It'd be like you and I sleeping together.
Ew. I'm trying to eat my breakfast.
Did you hear your husband
accidentally copped a feel?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Oh, and he's not my husband.
That's why he's sneaking
in at the crack of crack.
You are a messed up broad.
Dr. Webber rejected my mother's cookies.
That sounds dirty.
She's worried about him.
She wants me to assess his mood.
She thinks he's depressed.
Well, his wife died a month ago.
Isn't he supposed to be depressed?
Of course, but, like, normal depressed
or too depressed?
I mean, he's fine. He's back at work.
Nah, but he's not operating.
Maybe you should hold him.
And I'm done.
Enjoy the cookies.
Thanks.
Mm.
So what do you mean,
he touched your boobs?
Like "Wah-wah"?
He's not a 13-year-old girl.
He's the chief of surgery.
Well, I'm sorry that I don't know
how the chief of surgery touches boobs...
But was it, like, a glancing thing,
like-like side boob?
- Heather.
- Show me what happened.
- No.
- Was it... look.
Was it like this?
No, it was like a move up the front.
Yes.
Ahem. Murphy, let's go.
We got a facial reconstruction.
I gotta go, too.
I'm working with Dr. Shepherd.
I think he's back for real today...
Operating.
I think we're all happy about that.
I've got post-ops with Yang.
I'm on Grey. With Grey.
"On Grey" sounds...
Dr. Avery, I'm just on scut.
If you don't mind, can I tag along?
I don't know. Um... sure,
I guess. Come on.
Quick question about the case.
That...
was good.
You like that,
throwing Murphy on my service?
And made me beg to tag along.
Now you understand that
it's in both of our interests
to keep this thing quiet, right?
Relax. Do you really think
I want anyone to think
I'm getting surgeries because
I'm sleeping with my boss?
I want to get them because
of my awesomeness.
Well, that's true,
because you are extremely awesome.
Mm.
- And that is how...
- Oh, what were you saying?
- They invented the shunt.
- That is fascinating.
Yeah.
- Hey.
- Hey.
So I think our big mistake last time was,
- we tried to get you back too fast.
- Mm.
- So this time, baby steps.
- Torres...
Who's the patient?
I'm the patient.
That's right. Now...
this is the same muscle movement
you use with Leskell Rongeur.
Basically, the same motion
as hitting a ping-pong ball.
So that is what you're gonna do today.
For how long?
Uh, how long did your last
meningioma removal take?
- It was eight hours, I think.
- Well...
We're gonna play ping-pong
for eight hours?
Huh. Not me. I've got surgery.
Well, then who?
Morning. We back in the saddle?
What?
You're gonna love this one.
What, M.V.C., G.S.W.?
Better. Stripper pole.
Vitals stable in the field.
Has abdominal tenderness
from a crush injury.
- She slipped. Make sure she's all right.
- Off a pole?
I-it was our anniversary.
They installed it right in the bedroom.
I wanted it to be a surprise.
It was.
I thought I was getting an iPad.
Mmm.
Hey. Where'd you get the cookies?
Webber didn't want the pity cookies
from his girlfriend about his dead wife.
He's not operating,
so Jackson's "Mommy" was worried.
Whatever. These cookies are awesome.
What about Jackson?
Are you still pining over Jackson?
No. God. No.
Why? Is he seeing someone?
April, April...
Jackson is like a cookie.
People want to lose weight,
they don't eat the cookie.
But then they get so hung up
on not having the cookie
that their whole life is about the cookie.
My whole life is not about the cookie.
Mm-hmm.
Is your whole life about the cookie?
What do you mean?
You and Owen, are you
guys a thing again or...
I don't know.
All I know is,
having sex with a man who
used to be your husband
is way more fun than
when he is your husband.
That's all you know?
That is all I know.
Unless there's something else you...
want to tell me?
No. Nothing I can think of.
Okay, then.
Okay.
Oh.
Hey, Cristina.
Ahh. Whoa. Nice shot, Dr. Shepherd.
You put a little something
on that backhand?
7 serving 2.
Hey, Derek. Answer your phone.
We're in the middle of a game.
Well, you know what? Not anymore.
The lawyer called,
and they need us at the courthouse. Now.
Did I miss it?
Damn it. I'm sorry.
I got out of the O.R. as fast as I could,
but I didn't think
it was gonna happen today.
Oh, god.
Was it bad?
It wasn't?
We won.
He said the airline company
had a history of mechanical
problems with the plane.
It was in public record,
and the hospital should've known.
He found the hospital negligent.
So we won.
When's he gonna tell us about the award?
I mean... I hate to be
all about the money...
He already did.
He's giving us $15 million.
Whoa.
Each.
So what happens now,
the hospital hands us
a check for $15 million?
Oh, well, their insurance company does,
and it'll probably take
some time to get through
all the bureaucratic rigmarole, but, yeah.
Pending appeal,
the insurance company
will issue each of you a big check.
In the meantime,
I have a ping-pong ball to hit.
Yeah, I gotta get back, too.
I have James Leggett's surgery.
Oh, how is James?
Well, that's right.
You and-and Mark did
his original cranial expansion.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Why is everyone rushing off?
This is a momentous event.
Shouldn't we do something,
like celebrate or...
Okay, maybe "Celebrate's"
too strong a word.
Dinner.
We should have a dinner. Come on.
We've been sitting in rooms
with each other for months
talking about this, and we just won.
What's wrong with sitting in one more room
with-with food in front of us?
I'm gonna do a quick exam.
I don't know what happened.
I was doing a sexy flexy,
next thing I know, I was on the floor.
A sexy flexy?
It's a move.
I could do it perfectly in class.
Uh, uh, you have a bruise
near your tailbone.
You must have landed on a hard surface.
I landed on my husband.
And there was nothing hard about him.
Leonard Olsen, 67, came in via E.M.S.
His wife was on a stripper
pole and fell on him
while trying to execute
a move called a sexy flexy.
His physical exam indicates
possible internal injuries.
So why don't you get
Mr. Olsen's past medical history
while I order a scan?
See that?
Your face?
Now imagine how I felt.
We could buy a house.
We have a house.
We could buy another house.
We could buy five houses.
We could buy five houses
with yards as big as football fields.
We could buy the team to
play on the football field.
Who would play against them?
Well, we'd buy another team.
Mm.
I just wanted a house.
Mo' money, mo' problems.
Mm.
I should've been on that damn plane.
James was born with Crouzon syndrome,
a genetic disorder characterized
by the premature fusion
of certain skull bones,
resulting in...
- A weird-looking face.
- James.
Fine.
A tall narrow head, wide-set eyes,
and a small midface.
Now over the years,
Dr. Sloan has operated on James...
five separate times to...
Try and make me less weird looking.
James.
What? Even Sloan said I was weird looking,
and you worshipped him.
My mom thought Sloan walked
on water. No pressure.
Dr. Sloan was great with him.
I really can't believe he's gone.
I know, and I know that this isn't easy,
trusting the new guy.
You were Sloan's guy.
That's all we need to know.
The only person who liked Sloan
more than my mom was my dad.
Again...
No pressure. I got it. Okay.
I know that Dr. Sloan's plan
called for this final operation
to consist of simply moving
the upper jaw forward.
I am recommending a monobloc advancement,
which means, Dr. Edwards?
Cutting into your skull and
moving the whole midface...
forward in one block.
Excellent job, Dr. Edwards.
Thank you, Dr. Avery.
Uh... if this is a better procedure,
why didn't Sloan suggest it?
For one thing,
Dr. Sloan did not anticipate
that James' forehead would still be
this disproportionately underdeveloped.
Hey, everybody. Sorry I'm late.
What's up?
Dr. Avery was just
explaining the new plan.
Mark had a plan.
And I have a different plan,
which gives James
a more normal appearance.
But Mark knew James for 16 years.
You've known him for,
like, uh, 16 minutes.
You know what? If Mark was here,
then I would be glad to
have this argument with him.
He was a plastic surgeon.
This not your area of expertise.
So if you want me to walk you
through my thought process,
I guess I can do that as a courtesy.
What I'm not gonna do is
stand here and argue with you
about this procedure.
This is what I'm doing.
You'll walk me through
your thought process
as a courtesy?
Are you kidding me?
- I'll wait.
- All right.
I'm just not ready for
Callie's dinner tonight.
It's too weird.
I know. How long do you think
till these parasites are
hitting us up for a lung?
- Dr. Grey.
- That was fast.
- Glad you're back.
- I have a patient.
She's a 19-year-old college kid,
nauseated with a distended stomach.
And she says there's no
way that she's pregnant.
Oh, everybody always says that,
and then they always end up pregnant.
Okay, but if the pregnancy
test is negative?
Okay, I will come with you.
But I am not taking point, you are.
Yeah, you know, that really is a problem,
people claiming not to be pregnant
when they really are.
You know?
Of course I know.
Her boobs got huge about two weeks ago,
and she's eating everything in sight.
But she didn't tell you?
No, but... she knows I know.
So you know she knows that you know?
Mm-hmm.
She'll tell me when
she's ready to be happy about it.
Congratulations.
Mm-hmm.
Taylor?
You're not pregnant.
Of course she's not pregnant.
Taylor knows better
than to bring boys home.
She knows she needs to
focus on her studies.
Get your hair out of your mouth.
Taylor, do you mind
if I take a look at your stomach?
Of course you can take a look.
You're the doctor.
Does that hurt?
Have you been constipated?
I don't know.
Speak up. No one can hear
you when you're mumbling.
Yes.
Yes, what? Yes, you're constipated?
The doctors aren't mind readers.
Okay, she's not constipated.
Okay. She's just throwing up.
Mrs. Lanz, do you mind if we step outside
while the doctor examines Taylor?
Taylor doesn't mind if I stay. Do you?
Oh, it'll just take a second.
Wow.
That was awesome.
So...
you need to talk to the patient,
not the mother.
If the mother interrupts you,
you stop her.
So let's start again.
Robbins is concerned.
Yeah, well, she shouldn't be.
I've thought this through.
I've got a solid plan.
So did Sloan.
I did James' first surgery with Mark
when we still lived in New York.
Yeah, I know. I've read
through Sloan's notes.
How old is James now?
He's 16.
When you're 16, you're
worried about your S.A.T. score,
- your future.
- Yeah, well, so am I.
This is gonna improve his
appearance by 5% to 10%.
But at what cost? It's riskier.
It's complicated recovery time.
I would stick with Sloan's plan.
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
I got a message about a consult.
Oh, yeah. Chest X-ray came back.
Turned out to be heartburn.
Oh, god. There's...
Why is she coming over here?
She's on my service. Relax.
Dr. Yang,
I did orthostatics on 21-14.
Hey, you know, uh,
you know, your hair and hers...
Oh. You know, from behind kind of...
Yeah, no. Totally honest mistake.
Yeah.
Okay, these results are weird.
Schedule a tilt table test.
Mm.
Ohh.
I said "Relax," not make it worse.
Grabby.
Just grabby.
What?
Are you trying to see
if it's really me or some intern?
I'm... relieved.
I heard about the judgment.
Yeah?
It hasn't really sunk in yet.
Hey, will you come to this
thing with me tonight?
Uh, depends. What's the thing?
Oh, it's dumb.
Callie wants to have a survivors dinner.
It sounds morbid to me, actually.
But if you come, it could be fun.
I mean, I could get drunk
and dance on a table.
Promise.
That's... I...
Shepherd doesn't want me there.
Why?
He blames me. And-and I get it.
I'm the bad guy.
And I don't know if I want to be forgiven.
Don't play martyr.
I'm not. I'm... this is...
I am partially responsible.
So if Shepherd doesn't want me around...
Okay, you know what I think?
I think Derek Shepherd...
Mm. Mm.
Let's just leave the case and the crash
in the past outside,
and just be here right now.
Just you and me.
Okay.
So now what?
Now...
you take your shirt off.
Okay.
You can take off your pants.
Faster!
Bailey said I would find you here.
What is this place?
Well, it's my hall of horrors.
At least that's what
Adele used to call it.
Malignant teratoma resected
from a liver in 1985.
This thing is 27 years old?
It was the first in my collection.
I'm cataloging it,
and then medical waste is gonna
come and take it all away.
I remember this guy.
This is the guy who
swallowed all the pennies.
This was my intern year.
That's Ron Newsome.
He swallowed these scissors a year later.
And why do you want to get
rid of all this stuff?
What do you want, Grey?
I came to ask you if you would
like to scrub in on a surgery.
A very cool case, a 19-year-old girl
with an unknown mass in her abdomen.
I'm busy.
Richard, I'm worried.
No need to worry.
I've heard you haven't been operating.
I'm fine. I don't need your help.
I need to be left alone.
So please let me do what I'm doing.
Okay.
You called Shepherd on me?
He's not on James' case anymore.
He's a trusted colleague
and a respected surgeon,
- and I...
- And I'm a plastic surgeon.
Hey, uh, quick question about
the sitter for tonight.
Uh, yeah. Hold on for one second.
Well... I don't know about the dinner.
It just... it feels weird.
We're doing the dinner, okay?
Um, curly hair can't sit.
So I was gonna...
so I was gonna call art student,
'cause she's fun and Sofia loves her,
but unibrow cleans. What do you think?
I think that you should learn their names,
and you should call Claudia
because Kelli has only sat for us once,
and I don't want Sofia with someone new.
- Great. Um, Claudia is...
- Okay...
- Unibrow.
- Right.
Yeah. This is why I went to Derek, okay?
Mark knew James. He was
with him from the beginning.
And you're just the new babysitter
who doesn't know where
we keep the extra wipes at.
I waited around here for
you to insult me again?
I'm sorry. It's been a weird morning.
And... but Mark was so invested and so...
I was coming to tell you
that I changed my mind.
I'm now doing the procedure Sloan's way.
Oh, great. Thanks.
Sorry.
Your husband's scans show that a rib
punctured his diaphragm when you...
landed on him.
We're gonna need to operate,
but I'm confident we can fix the problem.
Oh, thank god. I feel so terrible.
Here you go, Sheila.
This will make your ride to
radiology more comfortable.
Now about that X-ray...
Is it okay if I have
metal on my... cookie?
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
You... bedazzled your vagina?
It's called vajazzling.
All the stars are doing it.
Oh, it's a butterfly. Look.
That's-that's the body and those...
those are the wings.
That's game.
You win again, Dr. Shepherd.
Wait. Just stop.
Great. This was fun.
I think you're letting me win.
You're a smart man.
- I am.
- So am I.
That's why I'm absolutely letting you win.
Whupping your ass
wouldn't be a smart move,
especially since you're
a competitive guy who likes to win.
Do you know who else is
a competitive guy, Ross?
A neurosurgeon.
I thought you had what it takes to be one.
Mm. See? I am a smart man,
and you are now goading me.
But you won't like it when you lose.
Oh, "when" I lose?
You'll be angry and never
want to see my face.
That won't help me on
my quest to become you.
Yeah, I've told you,
it's creepy when you say that.
Sorry. It is what it is.
I need a real test, Ross, okay?
Dr. Ramsey has a chiari
decompression tomorrow,
and I'm sure she needs
someone to help assist.
If you beat me in this game,
I will put in a...
- 1-love.
- Mm-hmm.
Is that for me? Thanks.
Catherine, what are you doing here?
I'm taking you to lunch.
We have reservations at The Firefly.
I don't have surgery until later on,
and I couldn't just sit in my hotel
knowing that you're 5 miles away
and I haven't laid eyes on you.
Well, I've... I've been busy.
I haven't had time to check...
Richard, Jackson told
me you're not operating.
I'm worried about you.
You look thin.
Are you eating? Are you sleeping?
Look, you're not my wife.
So you don't get to...
My wife died.
While I was carrying on
with another woman,
my wife died, Catherine.
So what I'm eating
and how I'm sleeping is not your concern.
I haven't returned your calls
because I don't want to go to lunch.
I don't want cookies.
I don't want you here.
If you'll excuse me now,
Grey and I have a surgery.
So what's the plan for the house?
I'm sick of sitting on the floor.
Nice!
Shepherd scores.
Ah, waiting out Yang.
She's gonna break down and
furnish the whole house.
What? It's genius.
Yes! You got it Shepherd.
Wilson, your friend's choking.
You want to make this interesting?
100 bucks says Shane wins.
You don't have 100 bucks.
I won't eat for a month.
Hey. Who's, uh, who's winning?
He's got Shane on the ropes.
Please. Shepherd's meat.
Watch Shane's dead ball.
That's my wrist in there.
Wilson, it's not too late to back down.
I'm a gentleman. I'll let you walk away.
- Ah, damn it!
- Ah!
Ouch.
500 bucks.
Okay, how about we take a break?
Let me take a look at that wrist.
The wrist isn't the problem.
It's his feet.
They're not as fast as mine
'cause he's an old man.
Sorry, Dr. Shepherd.
I don't know where that came from.
I occasionally get carried away
while engaging in athletic...
Okay. 9-8.
Uh... let's go, bitch.
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, boys, I trust that you remember,
this is not Wimbledon,
but a hospital conference room table
where you are working on
strengthening your muscles
So that one day soon
you can operate again.
Also, respond to my e-mail
about the dinner tonight
and let everyone know
you're very excited about it.
What if I'm not?
Come on, Derek. If you go, everyone will.
Play is continuous.
What dinner?
They won the crash case. $15 mil each.
Hey, Dr. Yang, congratulations
on winning the case.
Are you gonna spend
some of that money on
furniture for the house?
Why? It's not my house.
Yeah. You're a genius. Mm.
My turn.
You need to forgive Owen.
- For what?
- You're holding a grudge.
You make it sound like
he stole my lunch from the refrigerator.
Derek, we won.
We get to move on.
And we have to let Owen do the same.
He put us on that plane.
You know what? You were chief once.
You make a bunch of decisions
based on what you know at the time.
Forgive him.
It's not that easy.
I know.
Forgive him anyway.
Let's go.
Wilson, you're working
not playing ping-pong.
500 bucks. Let me know how it goes.
You are gonna do great.
I'll come back tomorrow
after volleyball practice.
Hey.
I know.
My girlfriend's hot.
You're wondering how I do it.
No. No.
Yeah.
Sloan... telling me I was weird looking.
He wasn't being a jerk.
It was just that surgery was
only gonna take me so far.
I was never gonna look
completely normal, so...
I was gonna have to develop
some moves to get the women.
So he gave you a couple of tips.
Getting women was kind of his specialty.
Nah. Sloan said his moves
would never work for me.
I had to come up with my own.
So I blind them with
my amazing personality.
They don't even notice
the weird-looking face.
Well, it looks like it's working.
I do all right.
Although not being weird
looking would be cool, too.
Again, no pressure.
Let's see what we can do about that.
Whatever happened to just regular old sex,
without poles or vaginas
dressed up in rhinestone?
When did just plain old
"get naked" become boring?
Antibiotic lavage.
And I suppose men do it,
too, bedazzle their penis?
I'm really trying not to think about it.
Somebody look that up.
On it.
Just foolish.
Idiotic.
Kepner, you ever vajazzled yourself?
Oh, right. Jesus isn't
a fan of the vajazzle.
Boki?
Feel good being back in the O.R.?
Grey... let's focus on the patient.
Opening the stomach. Babcock clamp.
Here you go.
Lap pads.
Whoa.
Look at that thing.
Well, would you look at that. A bezoar.
It's a giant hairball.
Like from eating your hair?
Like from eating your hair.
I used to eat dirt.
I haven't in years.
Mm. You got here just in time to lose.
Final point, advantage Ross.
Ah, Shepherd's got this.
Double or nothing.
What's the matter, you scared?
Fine. You're on. 1,000 bucks.
- Whoo! Shane!
- Come on, Shepherd!
- Whoo!
- You got it!
Ah, yes!
Damn it.
Yes! Oh, yeah.
Yes. One more game.
No way. I won it.
I get to assist on Ramsey's surgery.
Get on that phone right
now and you call her,
or I swear to god, I'll...
Sir, again, I don't
know what came over me.
What I meant to say is,
I'd appreciate the opportunity.
Yeah. Fine. One more game.
This time, I play with my dominate hand.
Oh, yeah. It feels so good. $1,000.
I'll get it to you later.
I gotta go to the cash machine.
Oh, I'm headed that way myself.
I'll come with you. Uh-huh.
It's too cool to let
it go to medical waste.
How are you gonna throw
all this stuff away?
You know what I see
when I look at the scissors
Ron Newsome swallowed?
I see the thanksgiving
that I didn't take off
so I didn't join Adele in London.
The teratoma kept me from
our anniversary party.
Black tie.
She planned the whole thing.
I got there in time for dessert.
All this stuff that I saved,
that I'm so proud of...
just reminds me of my failures.
So...
you must be happy about the judgment?
What are you gonna do with all that money?
Oh, it's blood money.
My sister's dead. It's...
Meredith,
it's a good thing.
Haven't you suffered enough?
Haven't you?
Well, it's just a bruised tailbone.
You can go home now.
And your husband shouldn't
be too far behind,
just maybe a couple of days.
Thank you.
No driving for him, though,
for at least a month.
And that goes for sexual activity, too.
Uh, and...
so stay off the pole.
You just got back from your honeymoon.
You come talk to me after
45 years of marriage
and raising three kids.
You get tired.
You just want to sit in front of the TV
and-and say it's done, it's over.
But you know what? I'm not doing that.
I'm trying. At least I'm trying.
She's sorry. She didn't mean to judge.
And the worst part is,
he looked embarrassed for me.
I mean, that hurts.
That hurts more than a bruised tailbone.
I mean, I survived 45 years of marriage.
Is it so wrong for me to want
to celebrate my anniversary
with a little sex?
Well, is it?
- No, it's not.
- No, no.
- It's not.
- It's a good idea.
- It's not.
- I said no.
So I'm gonna teach you two
how to prefor a monobloc.
Wait. What? No, no, no.
You told me that you were
reverting to Mark's...
Yes, but I'm just not
comfortable with that.
Well, you can't just change
your plan in surgery.
I didn't. I spoke with Dana and Phil
and Dr. Jovan, the plastics
attending who's overseeing me.
Dr. Avery, Mark had a very good reason
for wanting to do a simple jaw...
Of course he did.
But Mark is not here anymore.
So I need to do what I think
is best for my patient.
So...
I'm going to begin by
shaving a short strip
along the coronal incision
instead of cutting off all of his hair.
Hey. Maybe he can't get it up anymore.
Maybe that's why he looked embarrassed.
Or maybe, like the woman said,
he was just embarrassed for her.
Oh, come on. They're sweet.
You just got back from your honeymoon.
I'd think you of all people
would appreciate an older couple
with a healthy sex life.
No, I do appreciate a healthy sex life.
It's just...
Okay, look, I had sex
once on my honeymoon...
one time, the very first night.
We arrived in the Bahamas,
and my husband wanted to have sex
not in our well-appointed suite,
but on the beach.
So off to the beach we went,
where we had sex,
and I got sand up in my... cookie.
Yes, a vagina full of sand
that gave me a bad, bad infection,
requiring a trip to the local doctor,
who confirmed the infection
and also diagnosed a few sand
flea bites on my buttock.
Yeah, his word. Buttock.
He also went on to say that my buttock
would become very itchy, and he was right.
So a painful infection
and an itchy buttock
are what I had on my honeymoon.
So, no, no, I am not a fan
of the beach or the pole
or anywhere at this point.
I am a fan of a bed.
Oh, that's right.
Go on, friend. Laugh.
How's everyone's dinner?
Good.
Good.
Good. Good.
Yeah. It's good. Good.
How'd the surgery with James go?
Uh... Jackson didn't listen.
He went ahead with
the monobloc readvancement.
Really?
How long did that take?
Five hours. Yeah.
I stood there, you know,
just to make sure he didn't mess it up.
Ma'am?
Uh, perfect.
Okay, very good.
I'd like to make a toast.
Oh, Callie, no toasts.
You know what? Let's just
get this dinner over with...
Arizona stood for five hours.
That's not the point.
Yeah, I know. Do you realize
how big a deal it is
you standing for five
hours isn't the point?
Do you know what else happened today?
Derek played ping-pong.
- And lost.
- And wanted to keep on playing
'cause his wrist wasn't sore.
What are you doing?
Oh, sorry. I'm just, uh,
quick texting Owen.
Sexting.
No, she's-she's trying
is what she's doing.
Yeah. You just divorced the guy,
and here you are texting him.
Mer's right. I'm sexting.
Oh, well, even better.
Mark would've loved that.
Sex was the thing he loved
more than anything else.
And we're all having it, so that's...
- Well, um...
- Well, we're trying.
Yeah, okay.
We're...
Don't you see that? We're all trying.
We're trying to move on,
which is progress.
And it feels weird...
and sad and wrong,
but it also feels exciting.
I miss Mark...
and Lexie.
And I'm... heartbroken that
they're not here tonight.
I'm heartbroken, but...
I'm also grateful...
that all of you are.
And I'm gonna celebrate that.
And we are gonna toast.
Come on. Toast.
Pick up your glasses and toast.
Oh, no, thank you.
Yes, she's having champagne.
Grey, we're all having champagne.
No, I can't.
Just try. Try. Come on. Just try.
Is it too much to ask you to try?
I can't because I'm pregnant.
What?
Aww. Wh-wh-what?
And I'm happy, so let's celebrate.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my goodness.
Well, congratulations. Congratulations.
Well, cheers. Cheers.
I should've been there, Catherine.
I know.
I failed her.
When she needed me the most, I failed her.
Richard...
No, I...
I feel like I can't grieve.
Like I lost the right to grieve
when I started seeing you.
But you are grieving, baby.
And you shouldn't have to do it alone.
I would like to just hold your hand.
Could you let me do that?
Could I just hold your hand?
Well, the good news is,
the surgery went great.
The bad news is,
you're just gonna be another
pretty face from now on.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, well, Dr. Sloan did most of it.
I just took us into the end zone.
Yeah.
You know Jackson told me he thinks James
may not even need another major surgery?
Really? Jackson told you that?
Did Jackson have his hands on
your boobs when he said it?
What are you talking about?
You made fun of me
for sleeping with Karev.
Called me a skank,
made this "I don't wanna
be like Leah" thing,
and now you're sleeping with the boss.
How'd you know?
Oh, well, I didn't. Now I do.
Everything looks good.
So... you're gonna have to learn
how to stand up for yourself.
I know it's not gonna be easy, but...
your mom makes me want to eat my hair.
I just found out it was hair.
I don't understand.
It's a condition called trichotillomania.
And it makes you want
to pull out your hair
and, in some cases, eat it.
So we're gonna set her up with a therapist
who's gonna help her to...
No. Here's what's gonna happen...
she's just gonna stop,
like I did when I stopped eating carbs.
You just decide and that's it.
This is not like you not eating carbs.
It's a medical condition, and...
you're gonna take me to see a therapist.
Hey.
Hi.
I am...
kind of sleeping with Stephanie.
I was hoping that you wouldn't
have to find out about it at all.
But of course,
it's probably gonna get out.
So I just wanted to make sure
that you didn't have to hear
about it from anyone else.
Okay.
Okay?
I miss you.
I just... I feel like we were friends,
and now everything is just so...
So we can still be friends.
You know what I'm
thinking about right now?
Kissing you.
Standing here looking at you,
and all I want to do is kiss you.
So, no, I-I-I'm...
I'm not ready to be your friend yet.
You sure?
Yes.
Yes, I'm sure.
Thank you for telling me.
Okay.
I just checked in on your wife.
Medically, she's fine.
Otherwise...
your wife is horny, Leonard.
All there is to it. She wants some sex.
- She needs it.
- Oh.
Is the equipment working, sir?
Yes.
Good, good. Then use it.
You're married.
If I were married,
I would be doing it all day long.
Just...
just do it.
Slowly. Slowly.
I got you a couch with the money I won.
This is such a girlfriend thing.
Okay, I think what you want to say is,
"Thank you for the awesome couch."
Okay.
But we're not doing it,
if that's what you're thinking.
Why would we do it? That's disgusting.
You're like my brother.
We drink beer and hang out.
Okay.
I mean...
I've never really had
a friend who was a girl
who didn't want to do it so it's weird.
Except Mer, and she probably
wanted me at some point.
Wow. You really are a douche.
Just shut up and drink.
Hunt, come over here.
I-I can't.
I... it's not your fault.
I know that. We're moving forward.
Just please come over
here and have a drink.
Shepherd, I...
Cristina.
Tell your husband to come
over here and have a drink.
No, no. He's not my husband.
I mean, I don't know what you are.
I mean, I don't know what we are, but...
you know, it doesn't matter.
All that matters now is
that I'm drunk and happy
and I want you to be here
drunk and happy with me.
Plus the bathrooms lock, so...
Whatever you're doing,
just... let somebody else do it
and come on over and have a drink.
They say ignorance is bliss.
Another time.
Enjoy your party.
Because once you know about
the tumor or the prognosis,
you can't go back.
So where are we at?
The insurance company found a loophole.
Apparently there's a rule that
no more than two attendings
are allowed on a medi plane.
So when Dr. Robbins took
Dr. Karev's place on the flight...
Anyway, they say they aren't gonna pay.
Okay, so who pays?
We do.
The hospital.
We don't have that kind of reserve.
No, we don't.
So?
We go bankrupt.
The hospital closes its doors.
Will you be strong
or will you fall apart?
It's hard to predict.
- So don't worry about it.
- Wait.
Enjoy the time you have
before the news comes.
Yep. Ignorance is bliss.
---
It's a big day.
Yeah. I'm excited about it.
Really?
You finally gonna tell
Cristina that you're pregnant?
What are you talking about?
Today is the last day
of your first trimester.
I'm talking about the plane crash.
The judge could have a decision today
about whether the hospital
is at fault or not.
Well, that's not gonna happen.
The lawyers moved for summary judgment.
Well, that is a formality.
Then it's gonna go to trial.
It's gonna take months for a decision.
Maybe not.
Meredith, your first trimester is over.
Let's focus on that.
Try and relax a little bit. Enjoy it.
Tell your twisted sister.
She'll be happy for you.
The big day is here...
the day you're gonna hear the news,
the test result.
Is the biopsy malignant or benign?
Am I gonna live or die?
You just want to know.
Breakfast for two?
- Oh! Oh!
- Even if the news is scary.
Ah, god. Oh, my god. Uh...
What are you doing?
I'm sorry. I thought you were
Cristina, and you're not.
- Definitely not.
- No.
Because then you can move on,
whatever that means.
You didn't?
Yeah. I did.
It's...
it's not funny.
Oh, I know. I know.
God.
It's not. It's hilarious.
It was humiliating.
If you wear pants,
it doesn't happen as much.
I just got up.
I was looking for a glass for
water 'cause I'm hung over.
And why are there no glasses or...
or mugs or anything?
You're pretty loud for a hung-over girl.
The chief of surgery just felt me up.
And I had to sleep on
your living room floor
because you have no furniture,
and now I have a neck ache.
Being your friend is
basically ruining my life.
I've heard that before.
You're a douche.
Get a couch, or I'm never
drinking with you again.
Look, if you're thirsty, all you gotta do
is stick your face under the faucet.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to the hospital
where there's food and paper cups.
Sir. From my mom.
Cookies.
Oh, you know, that's not necess...
Oh, and there's a message
That I am supposed to read to you,
make sure you get it.
"Richard, I am in town doing
a case at Seattle Pres."
"Left you several messages
and wasn't sure you got them."
"I just want to make sure you're okay."
"I'm worried about you,"
"baby."
Uh, to be clear, that was her and not me.
Well, please tell her I'm fine.
Oh, no, you gotta take the cookies, sir.
That's such a nice gesture,
but I'm trying to avoid sweets.
Uh, would you like them?
Um, I can put them in the lounge,
and everybody can enjoy them.
Oh, that's a fine idea.
Morning.
Hey, I heard there might
be a judgment today.
I hope it works out for you.
No, you don't.
A judgment comes down that quickly,
it means the hospital's negligent.
It means you did something wrong.
Which you did.
Well, you've obviously been
thinking that for a while.
I'm glad you...
finally got it out in the open.
And for the record,
I really do hope it works out for you.
I heard your girlfriend
did a little panty dance
in the kitchen this morning.
She's not my girlfriend.
Look, I know it's weird.
She's hot and she's always around,
but I don't even think of her like that.
It'd be like you and I sleeping together.
Ew. I'm trying to eat my breakfast.
Did you hear your husband
accidentally copped a feel?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Oh, and he's not my husband.
That's why he's sneaking
in at the crack of crack.
You are a messed up broad.
Dr. Webber rejected my mother's cookies.
That sounds dirty.
She's worried about him.
She wants me to assess his mood.
She thinks he's depressed.
Well, his wife died a month ago.
Isn't he supposed to be depressed?
Of course, but, like, normal depressed
or too depressed?
I mean, he's fine. He's back at work.
Nah, but he's not operating.
Maybe you should hold him.
And I'm done.
Enjoy the cookies.
Thanks.
Mm.
So what do you mean,
he touched your boobs?
Like "Wah-wah"?
He's not a 13-year-old girl.
He's the chief of surgery.
Well, I'm sorry that I don't know
how the chief of surgery touches boobs...
But was it, like, a glancing thing,
like-like side boob?
- Heather.
- Show me what happened.
- No.
- Was it... look.
Was it like this?
No, it was like a move up the front.
Yes.
Ahem. Murphy, let's go.
We got a facial reconstruction.
I gotta go, too.
I'm working with Dr. Shepherd.
I think he's back for real today...
Operating.
I think we're all happy about that.
I've got post-ops with Yang.
I'm on Grey. With Grey.
"On Grey" sounds...
Dr. Avery, I'm just on scut.
If you don't mind, can I tag along?
I don't know. Um... sure,
I guess. Come on.
Quick question about the case.
That...
was good.
You like that,
throwing Murphy on my service?
And made me beg to tag along.
Now you understand that
it's in both of our interests
to keep this thing quiet, right?
Relax. Do you really think
I want anyone to think
I'm getting surgeries because
I'm sleeping with my boss?
I want to get them because
of my awesomeness.
Well, that's true,
because you are extremely awesome.
Mm.
- And that is how...
- Oh, what were you saying?
- They invented the shunt.
- That is fascinating.
Yeah.
- Hey.
- Hey.
So I think our big mistake last time was,
- we tried to get you back too fast.
- Mm.
- So this time, baby steps.
- Torres...
Who's the patient?
I'm the patient.
That's right. Now...
this is the same muscle movement
you use with Leskell Rongeur.
Basically, the same motion
as hitting a ping-pong ball.
So that is what you're gonna do today.
For how long?
Uh, how long did your last
meningioma removal take?
- It was eight hours, I think.
- Well...
We're gonna play ping-pong
for eight hours?
Huh. Not me. I've got surgery.
Well, then who?
Morning. We back in the saddle?
What?
You're gonna love this one.
What, M.V.C., G.S.W.?
Better. Stripper pole.
Vitals stable in the field.
Has abdominal tenderness
from a crush injury.
- She slipped. Make sure she's all right.
- Off a pole?
I-it was our anniversary.
They installed it right in the bedroom.
I wanted it to be a surprise.
It was.
I thought I was getting an iPad.
Mmm.
Hey. Where'd you get the cookies?
Webber didn't want the pity cookies
from his girlfriend about his dead wife.
He's not operating,
so Jackson's "Mommy" was worried.
Whatever. These cookies are awesome.
What about Jackson?
Are you still pining over Jackson?
No. God. No.
Why? Is he seeing someone?
April, April...
Jackson is like a cookie.
People want to lose weight,
they don't eat the cookie.
But then they get so hung up
on not having the cookie
that their whole life is about the cookie.
My whole life is not about the cookie.
Mm-hmm.
Is your whole life about the cookie?
What do you mean?
You and Owen, are you
guys a thing again or...
I don't know.
All I know is,
having sex with a man who
used to be your husband
is way more fun than
when he is your husband.
That's all you know?
That is all I know.
Unless there's something else you...
want to tell me?
No. Nothing I can think of.
Okay, then.
Okay.
Oh.
Hey, Cristina.
Ahh. Whoa. Nice shot, Dr. Shepherd.
You put a little something
on that backhand?
7 serving 2.
Hey, Derek. Answer your phone.
We're in the middle of a game.
Well, you know what? Not anymore.
The lawyer called,
and they need us at the courthouse. Now.
Did I miss it?
Damn it. I'm sorry.
I got out of the O.R. as fast as I could,
but I didn't think
it was gonna happen today.
Oh, god.
Was it bad?
It wasn't?
We won.
He said the airline company
had a history of mechanical
problems with the plane.
It was in public record,
and the hospital should've known.
He found the hospital negligent.
So we won.
When's he gonna tell us about the award?
I mean... I hate to be
all about the money...
He already did.
He's giving us $15 million.
Whoa.
Each.
So what happens now,
the hospital hands us
a check for $15 million?
Oh, well, their insurance company does,
and it'll probably take
some time to get through
all the bureaucratic rigmarole, but, yeah.
Pending appeal,
the insurance company
will issue each of you a big check.
In the meantime,
I have a ping-pong ball to hit.
Yeah, I gotta get back, too.
I have James Leggett's surgery.
Oh, how is James?
Well, that's right.
You and-and Mark did
his original cranial expansion.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
Why is everyone rushing off?
This is a momentous event.
Shouldn't we do something,
like celebrate or...
Okay, maybe "Celebrate's"
too strong a word.
Dinner.
We should have a dinner. Come on.
We've been sitting in rooms
with each other for months
talking about this, and we just won.
What's wrong with sitting in one more room
with-with food in front of us?
I'm gonna do a quick exam.
I don't know what happened.
I was doing a sexy flexy,
next thing I know, I was on the floor.
A sexy flexy?
It's a move.
I could do it perfectly in class.
Uh, uh, you have a bruise
near your tailbone.
You must have landed on a hard surface.
I landed on my husband.
And there was nothing hard about him.
Leonard Olsen, 67, came in via E.M.S.
His wife was on a stripper
pole and fell on him
while trying to execute
a move called a sexy flexy.
His physical exam indicates
possible internal injuries.
So why don't you get
Mr. Olsen's past medical history
while I order a scan?
See that?
Your face?
Now imagine how I felt.
We could buy a house.
We have a house.
We could buy another house.
We could buy five houses.
We could buy five houses
with yards as big as football fields.
We could buy the team to
play on the football field.
Who would play against them?
Well, we'd buy another team.
Mm.
I just wanted a house.
Mo' money, mo' problems.
Mm.
I should've been on that damn plane.
James was born with Crouzon syndrome,
a genetic disorder characterized
by the premature fusion
of certain skull bones,
resulting in...
- A weird-looking face.
- James.
Fine.
A tall narrow head, wide-set eyes,
and a small midface.
Now over the years,
Dr. Sloan has operated on James...
five separate times to...
Try and make me less weird looking.
James.
What? Even Sloan said I was weird looking,
and you worshipped him.
My mom thought Sloan walked
on water. No pressure.
Dr. Sloan was great with him.
I really can't believe he's gone.
I know, and I know that this isn't easy,
trusting the new guy.
You were Sloan's guy.
That's all we need to know.
The only person who liked Sloan
more than my mom was my dad.
Again...
No pressure. I got it. Okay.
I know that Dr. Sloan's plan
called for this final operation
to consist of simply moving
the upper jaw forward.
I am recommending a monobloc advancement,
which means, Dr. Edwards?
Cutting into your skull and
moving the whole midface...
forward in one block.
Excellent job, Dr. Edwards.
Thank you, Dr. Avery.
Uh... if this is a better procedure,
why didn't Sloan suggest it?
For one thing,
Dr. Sloan did not anticipate
that James' forehead would still be
this disproportionately underdeveloped.
Hey, everybody. Sorry I'm late.
What's up?
Dr. Avery was just
explaining the new plan.
Mark had a plan.
And I have a different plan,
which gives James
a more normal appearance.
But Mark knew James for 16 years.
You've known him for,
like, uh, 16 minutes.
You know what? If Mark was here,
then I would be glad to
have this argument with him.
He was a plastic surgeon.
This not your area of expertise.
So if you want me to walk you
through my thought process,
I guess I can do that as a courtesy.
What I'm not gonna do is
stand here and argue with you
about this procedure.
This is what I'm doing.
You'll walk me through
your thought process
as a courtesy?
Are you kidding me?
- I'll wait.
- All right.
I'm just not ready for
Callie's dinner tonight.
It's too weird.
I know. How long do you think
till these parasites are
hitting us up for a lung?
- Dr. Grey.
- That was fast.
- Glad you're back.
- I have a patient.
She's a 19-year-old college kid,
nauseated with a distended stomach.
And she says there's no
way that she's pregnant.
Oh, everybody always says that,
and then they always end up pregnant.
Okay, but if the pregnancy
test is negative?
Okay, I will come with you.
But I am not taking point, you are.
Yeah, you know, that really is a problem,
people claiming not to be pregnant
when they really are.
You know?
Of course I know.
Her boobs got huge about two weeks ago,
and she's eating everything in sight.
But she didn't tell you?
No, but... she knows I know.
So you know she knows that you know?
Mm-hmm.
She'll tell me when
she's ready to be happy about it.
Congratulations.
Mm-hmm.
Taylor?
You're not pregnant.
Of course she's not pregnant.
Taylor knows better
than to bring boys home.
She knows she needs to
focus on her studies.
Get your hair out of your mouth.
Taylor, do you mind
if I take a look at your stomach?
Of course you can take a look.
You're the doctor.
Does that hurt?
Have you been constipated?
I don't know.
Speak up. No one can hear
you when you're mumbling.
Yes.
Yes, what? Yes, you're constipated?
The doctors aren't mind readers.
Okay, she's not constipated.
Okay. She's just throwing up.
Mrs. Lanz, do you mind if we step outside
while the doctor examines Taylor?
Taylor doesn't mind if I stay. Do you?
Oh, it'll just take a second.
Wow.
That was awesome.
So...
you need to talk to the patient,
not the mother.
If the mother interrupts you,
you stop her.
So let's start again.
Robbins is concerned.
Yeah, well, she shouldn't be.
I've thought this through.
I've got a solid plan.
So did Sloan.
I did James' first surgery with Mark
when we still lived in New York.
Yeah, I know. I've read
through Sloan's notes.
How old is James now?
He's 16.
When you're 16, you're
worried about your S.A.T. score,
- your future.
- Yeah, well, so am I.
This is gonna improve his
appearance by 5% to 10%.
But at what cost? It's riskier.
It's complicated recovery time.
I would stick with Sloan's plan.
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
I got a message about a consult.
Oh, yeah. Chest X-ray came back.
Turned out to be heartburn.
Oh, god. There's...
Why is she coming over here?
She's on my service. Relax.
Dr. Yang,
I did orthostatics on 21-14.
Hey, you know, uh,
you know, your hair and hers...
Oh. You know, from behind kind of...
Yeah, no. Totally honest mistake.
Yeah.
Okay, these results are weird.
Schedule a tilt table test.
Mm.
Ohh.
I said "Relax," not make it worse.
Grabby.
Just grabby.
What?
Are you trying to see
if it's really me or some intern?
I'm... relieved.
I heard about the judgment.
Yeah?
It hasn't really sunk in yet.
Hey, will you come to this
thing with me tonight?
Uh, depends. What's the thing?
Oh, it's dumb.
Callie wants to have a survivors dinner.
It sounds morbid to me, actually.
But if you come, it could be fun.
I mean, I could get drunk
and dance on a table.
Promise.
That's... I...
Shepherd doesn't want me there.
Why?
He blames me. And-and I get it.
I'm the bad guy.
And I don't know if I want to be forgiven.
Don't play martyr.
I'm not. I'm... this is...
I am partially responsible.
So if Shepherd doesn't want me around...
Okay, you know what I think?
I think Derek Shepherd...
Mm. Mm.
Let's just leave the case and the crash
in the past outside,
and just be here right now.
Just you and me.
Okay.
So now what?
Now...
you take your shirt off.
Okay.
You can take off your pants.
Faster!
Bailey said I would find you here.
What is this place?
Well, it's my hall of horrors.
At least that's what
Adele used to call it.
Malignant teratoma resected
from a liver in 1985.
This thing is 27 years old?
It was the first in my collection.
I'm cataloging it,
and then medical waste is gonna
come and take it all away.
I remember this guy.
This is the guy who
swallowed all the pennies.
This was my intern year.
That's Ron Newsome.
He swallowed these scissors a year later.
And why do you want to get
rid of all this stuff?
What do you want, Grey?
I came to ask you if you would
like to scrub in on a surgery.
A very cool case, a 19-year-old girl
with an unknown mass in her abdomen.
I'm busy.
Richard, I'm worried.
No need to worry.
I've heard you haven't been operating.
I'm fine. I don't need your help.
I need to be left alone.
So please let me do what I'm doing.
Okay.
You called Shepherd on me?
He's not on James' case anymore.
He's a trusted colleague
and a respected surgeon,
- and I...
- And I'm a plastic surgeon.
Hey, uh, quick question about
the sitter for tonight.
Uh, yeah. Hold on for one second.
Well... I don't know about the dinner.
It just... it feels weird.
We're doing the dinner, okay?
Um, curly hair can't sit.
So I was gonna...
so I was gonna call art student,
'cause she's fun and Sofia loves her,
but unibrow cleans. What do you think?
I think that you should learn their names,
and you should call Claudia
because Kelli has only sat for us once,
and I don't want Sofia with someone new.
- Great. Um, Claudia is...
- Okay...
- Unibrow.
- Right.
Yeah. This is why I went to Derek, okay?
Mark knew James. He was
with him from the beginning.
And you're just the new babysitter
who doesn't know where
we keep the extra wipes at.
I waited around here for
you to insult me again?
I'm sorry. It's been a weird morning.
And... but Mark was so invested and so...
I was coming to tell you
that I changed my mind.
I'm now doing the procedure Sloan's way.
Oh, great. Thanks.
Sorry.
Your husband's scans show that a rib
punctured his diaphragm when you...
landed on him.
We're gonna need to operate,
but I'm confident we can fix the problem.
Oh, thank god. I feel so terrible.
Here you go, Sheila.
This will make your ride to
radiology more comfortable.
Now about that X-ray...
Is it okay if I have
metal on my... cookie?
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
You... bedazzled your vagina?
It's called vajazzling.
All the stars are doing it.
Oh, it's a butterfly. Look.
That's-that's the body and those...
those are the wings.
That's game.
You win again, Dr. Shepherd.
Wait. Just stop.
Great. This was fun.
I think you're letting me win.
You're a smart man.
- I am.
- So am I.
That's why I'm absolutely letting you win.
Whupping your ass
wouldn't be a smart move,
especially since you're
a competitive guy who likes to win.
Do you know who else is
a competitive guy, Ross?
A neurosurgeon.
I thought you had what it takes to be one.
Mm. See? I am a smart man,
and you are now goading me.
But you won't like it when you lose.
Oh, "when" I lose?
You'll be angry and never
want to see my face.
That won't help me on
my quest to become you.
Yeah, I've told you,
it's creepy when you say that.
Sorry. It is what it is.
I need a real test, Ross, okay?
Dr. Ramsey has a chiari
decompression tomorrow,
and I'm sure she needs
someone to help assist.
If you beat me in this game,
I will put in a...
- 1-love.
- Mm-hmm.
Is that for me? Thanks.
Catherine, what are you doing here?
I'm taking you to lunch.
We have reservations at The Firefly.
I don't have surgery until later on,
and I couldn't just sit in my hotel
knowing that you're 5 miles away
and I haven't laid eyes on you.
Well, I've... I've been busy.
I haven't had time to check...
Richard, Jackson told
me you're not operating.
I'm worried about you.
You look thin.
Are you eating? Are you sleeping?
Look, you're not my wife.
So you don't get to...
My wife died.
While I was carrying on
with another woman,
my wife died, Catherine.
So what I'm eating
and how I'm sleeping is not your concern.
I haven't returned your calls
because I don't want to go to lunch.
I don't want cookies.
I don't want you here.
If you'll excuse me now,
Grey and I have a surgery.
So what's the plan for the house?
I'm sick of sitting on the floor.
Nice!
Shepherd scores.
Ah, waiting out Yang.
She's gonna break down and
furnish the whole house.
What? It's genius.
Yes! You got it Shepherd.
Wilson, your friend's choking.
You want to make this interesting?
100 bucks says Shane wins.
You don't have 100 bucks.
I won't eat for a month.
Hey. Who's, uh, who's winning?
He's got Shane on the ropes.
Please. Shepherd's meat.
Watch Shane's dead ball.
That's my wrist in there.
Wilson, it's not too late to back down.
I'm a gentleman. I'll let you walk away.
- Ah, damn it!
- Ah!
Ouch.
500 bucks.
Okay, how about we take a break?
Let me take a look at that wrist.
The wrist isn't the problem.
It's his feet.
They're not as fast as mine
'cause he's an old man.
Sorry, Dr. Shepherd.
I don't know where that came from.
I occasionally get carried away
while engaging in athletic...
Okay. 9-8.
Uh... let's go, bitch.
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, boys, I trust that you remember,
this is not Wimbledon,
but a hospital conference room table
where you are working on
strengthening your muscles
So that one day soon
you can operate again.
Also, respond to my e-mail
about the dinner tonight
and let everyone know
you're very excited about it.
What if I'm not?
Come on, Derek. If you go, everyone will.
Play is continuous.
What dinner?
They won the crash case. $15 mil each.
Hey, Dr. Yang, congratulations
on winning the case.
Are you gonna spend
some of that money on
furniture for the house?
Why? It's not my house.
Yeah. You're a genius. Mm.
My turn.
You need to forgive Owen.
- For what?
- You're holding a grudge.
You make it sound like
he stole my lunch from the refrigerator.
Derek, we won.
We get to move on.
And we have to let Owen do the same.
He put us on that plane.
You know what? You were chief once.
You make a bunch of decisions
based on what you know at the time.
Forgive him.
It's not that easy.
I know.
Forgive him anyway.
Let's go.
Wilson, you're working
not playing ping-pong.
500 bucks. Let me know how it goes.
You are gonna do great.
I'll come back tomorrow
after volleyball practice.
Hey.
I know.
My girlfriend's hot.
You're wondering how I do it.
No. No.
Yeah.
Sloan... telling me I was weird looking.
He wasn't being a jerk.
It was just that surgery was
only gonna take me so far.
I was never gonna look
completely normal, so...
I was gonna have to develop
some moves to get the women.
So he gave you a couple of tips.
Getting women was kind of his specialty.
Nah. Sloan said his moves
would never work for me.
I had to come up with my own.
So I blind them with
my amazing personality.
They don't even notice
the weird-looking face.
Well, it looks like it's working.
I do all right.
Although not being weird
looking would be cool, too.
Again, no pressure.
Let's see what we can do about that.
Whatever happened to just regular old sex,
without poles or vaginas
dressed up in rhinestone?
When did just plain old
"get naked" become boring?
Antibiotic lavage.
And I suppose men do it,
too, bedazzle their penis?
I'm really trying not to think about it.
Somebody look that up.
On it.
Just foolish.
Idiotic.
Kepner, you ever vajazzled yourself?
Oh, right. Jesus isn't
a fan of the vajazzle.
Boki?
Feel good being back in the O.R.?
Grey... let's focus on the patient.
Opening the stomach. Babcock clamp.
Here you go.
Lap pads.
Whoa.
Look at that thing.
Well, would you look at that. A bezoar.
It's a giant hairball.
Like from eating your hair?
Like from eating your hair.
I used to eat dirt.
I haven't in years.
Mm. You got here just in time to lose.
Final point, advantage Ross.
Ah, Shepherd's got this.
Double or nothing.
What's the matter, you scared?
Fine. You're on. 1,000 bucks.
- Whoo! Shane!
- Come on, Shepherd!
- Whoo!
- You got it!
Ah, yes!
Damn it.
Yes! Oh, yeah.
Yes. One more game.
No way. I won it.
I get to assist on Ramsey's surgery.
Get on that phone right
now and you call her,
or I swear to god, I'll...
Sir, again, I don't
know what came over me.
What I meant to say is,
I'd appreciate the opportunity.
Yeah. Fine. One more game.
This time, I play with my dominate hand.
Oh, yeah. It feels so good. $1,000.
I'll get it to you later.
I gotta go to the cash machine.
Oh, I'm headed that way myself.
I'll come with you. Uh-huh.
It's too cool to let
it go to medical waste.
How are you gonna throw
all this stuff away?
You know what I see
when I look at the scissors
Ron Newsome swallowed?
I see the thanksgiving
that I didn't take off
so I didn't join Adele in London.
The teratoma kept me from
our anniversary party.
Black tie.
She planned the whole thing.
I got there in time for dessert.
All this stuff that I saved,
that I'm so proud of...
just reminds me of my failures.
So...
you must be happy about the judgment?
What are you gonna do with all that money?
Oh, it's blood money.
My sister's dead. It's...
Meredith,
it's a good thing.
Haven't you suffered enough?
Haven't you?
Well, it's just a bruised tailbone.
You can go home now.
And your husband shouldn't
be too far behind,
just maybe a couple of days.
Thank you.
No driving for him, though,
for at least a month.
And that goes for sexual activity, too.
Uh, and...
so stay off the pole.
You just got back from your honeymoon.
You come talk to me after
45 years of marriage
and raising three kids.
You get tired.
You just want to sit in front of the TV
and-and say it's done, it's over.
But you know what? I'm not doing that.
I'm trying. At least I'm trying.
She's sorry. She didn't mean to judge.
And the worst part is,
he looked embarrassed for me.
I mean, that hurts.
That hurts more than a bruised tailbone.
I mean, I survived 45 years of marriage.
Is it so wrong for me to want
to celebrate my anniversary
with a little sex?
Well, is it?
- No, it's not.
- No, no.
- It's not.
- It's a good idea.
- It's not.
- I said no.
So I'm gonna teach you two
how to prefor a monobloc.
Wait. What? No, no, no.
You told me that you were
reverting to Mark's...
Yes, but I'm just not
comfortable with that.
Well, you can't just change
your plan in surgery.
I didn't. I spoke with Dana and Phil
and Dr. Jovan, the plastics
attending who's overseeing me.
Dr. Avery, Mark had a very good reason
for wanting to do a simple jaw...
Of course he did.
But Mark is not here anymore.
So I need to do what I think
is best for my patient.
So...
I'm going to begin by
shaving a short strip
along the coronal incision
instead of cutting off all of his hair.
Hey. Maybe he can't get it up anymore.
Maybe that's why he looked embarrassed.
Or maybe, like the woman said,
he was just embarrassed for her.
Oh, come on. They're sweet.
You just got back from your honeymoon.
I'd think you of all people
would appreciate an older couple
with a healthy sex life.
No, I do appreciate a healthy sex life.
It's just...
Okay, look, I had sex
once on my honeymoon...
one time, the very first night.
We arrived in the Bahamas,
and my husband wanted to have sex
not in our well-appointed suite,
but on the beach.
So off to the beach we went,
where we had sex,
and I got sand up in my... cookie.
Yes, a vagina full of sand
that gave me a bad, bad infection,
requiring a trip to the local doctor,
who confirmed the infection
and also diagnosed a few sand
flea bites on my buttock.
Yeah, his word. Buttock.
He also went on to say that my buttock
would become very itchy, and he was right.
So a painful infection
and an itchy buttock
are what I had on my honeymoon.
So, no, no, I am not a fan
of the beach or the pole
or anywhere at this point.
I am a fan of a bed.
Oh, that's right.
Go on, friend. Laugh.
How's everyone's dinner?
Good.
Good.
Good. Good.
Yeah. It's good. Good.
How'd the surgery with James go?
Uh... Jackson didn't listen.
He went ahead with
the monobloc readvancement.
Really?
How long did that take?
Five hours. Yeah.
I stood there, you know,
just to make sure he didn't mess it up.
Ma'am?
Uh, perfect.
Okay, very good.
I'd like to make a toast.
Oh, Callie, no toasts.
You know what? Let's just
get this dinner over with...
Arizona stood for five hours.
That's not the point.
Yeah, I know. Do you realize
how big a deal it is
you standing for five
hours isn't the point?
Do you know what else happened today?
Derek played ping-pong.
- And lost.
- And wanted to keep on playing
'cause his wrist wasn't sore.
What are you doing?
Oh, sorry. I'm just, uh,
quick texting Owen.
Sexting.
No, she's-she's trying
is what she's doing.
Yeah. You just divorced the guy,
and here you are texting him.
Mer's right. I'm sexting.
Oh, well, even better.
Mark would've loved that.
Sex was the thing he loved
more than anything else.
And we're all having it, so that's...
- Well, um...
- Well, we're trying.
Yeah, okay.
We're...
Don't you see that? We're all trying.
We're trying to move on,
which is progress.
And it feels weird...
and sad and wrong,
but it also feels exciting.
I miss Mark...
and Lexie.
And I'm... heartbroken that
they're not here tonight.
I'm heartbroken, but...
I'm also grateful...
that all of you are.
And I'm gonna celebrate that.
And we are gonna toast.
Come on. Toast.
Pick up your glasses and toast.
Oh, no, thank you.
Yes, she's having champagne.
Grey, we're all having champagne.
No, I can't.
Just try. Try. Come on. Just try.
Is it too much to ask you to try?
I can't because I'm pregnant.
What?
Aww. Wh-wh-what?
And I'm happy, so let's celebrate.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my goodness.
Well, congratulations. Congratulations.
Well, cheers. Cheers.
I should've been there, Catherine.
I know.
I failed her.
When she needed me the most, I failed her.
Richard...
No, I...
I feel like I can't grieve.
Like I lost the right to grieve
when I started seeing you.
But you are grieving, baby.
And you shouldn't have to do it alone.
I would like to just hold your hand.
Could you let me do that?
Could I just hold your hand?
Well, the good news is,
the surgery went great.
The bad news is,
you're just gonna be another
pretty face from now on.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, well, Dr. Sloan did most of it.
I just took us into the end zone.
Yeah.
You know Jackson told me he thinks James
may not even need another major surgery?
Really? Jackson told you that?
Did Jackson have his hands on
your boobs when he said it?
What are you talking about?
You made fun of me
for sleeping with Karev.
Called me a skank,
made this "I don't wanna
be like Leah" thing,
and now you're sleeping with the boss.
How'd you know?
Oh, well, I didn't. Now I do.
Everything looks good.
So... you're gonna have to learn
how to stand up for yourself.
I know it's not gonna be easy, but...
your mom makes me want to eat my hair.
I just found out it was hair.
I don't understand.
It's a condition called trichotillomania.
And it makes you want
to pull out your hair
and, in some cases, eat it.
So we're gonna set her up with a therapist
who's gonna help her to...
No. Here's what's gonna happen...
she's just gonna stop,
like I did when I stopped eating carbs.
You just decide and that's it.
This is not like you not eating carbs.
It's a medical condition, and...
you're gonna take me to see a therapist.
Hey.
Hi.
I am...
kind of sleeping with Stephanie.
I was hoping that you wouldn't
have to find out about it at all.
But of course,
it's probably gonna get out.
So I just wanted to make sure
that you didn't have to hear
about it from anyone else.
Okay.
Okay?
I miss you.
I just... I feel like we were friends,
and now everything is just so...
So we can still be friends.
You know what I'm
thinking about right now?
Kissing you.
Standing here looking at you,
and all I want to do is kiss you.
So, no, I-I-I'm...
I'm not ready to be your friend yet.
You sure?
Yes.
Yes, I'm sure.
Thank you for telling me.
Okay.
I just checked in on your wife.
Medically, she's fine.
Otherwise...
your wife is horny, Leonard.
All there is to it. She wants some sex.
- She needs it.
- Oh.
Is the equipment working, sir?
Yes.
Good, good. Then use it.
You're married.
If I were married,
I would be doing it all day long.
Just...
just do it.
Slowly. Slowly.
I got you a couch with the money I won.
This is such a girlfriend thing.
Okay, I think what you want to say is,
"Thank you for the awesome couch."
Okay.
But we're not doing it,
if that's what you're thinking.
Why would we do it? That's disgusting.
You're like my brother.
We drink beer and hang out.
Okay.
I mean...
I've never really had
a friend who was a girl
who didn't want to do it so it's weird.
Except Mer, and she probably
wanted me at some point.
Wow. You really are a douche.
Just shut up and drink.
Hunt, come over here.
I-I can't.
I... it's not your fault.
I know that. We're moving forward.
Just please come over
here and have a drink.
Shepherd, I...
Cristina.
Tell your husband to come
over here and have a drink.
No, no. He's not my husband.
I mean, I don't know what you are.
I mean, I don't know what we are, but...
you know, it doesn't matter.
All that matters now is
that I'm drunk and happy
and I want you to be here
drunk and happy with me.
Plus the bathrooms lock, so...
Whatever you're doing,
just... let somebody else do it
and come on over and have a drink.
They say ignorance is bliss.
Another time.
Enjoy your party.
Because once you know about
the tumor or the prognosis,
you can't go back.
So where are we at?
The insurance company found a loophole.
Apparently there's a rule that
no more than two attendings
are allowed on a medi plane.
So when Dr. Robbins took
Dr. Karev's place on the flight...
Anyway, they say they aren't gonna pay.
Okay, so who pays?
We do.
The hospital.
We don't have that kind of reserve.
No, we don't.
So?
We go bankrupt.
The hospital closes its doors.
Will you be strong
or will you fall apart?
It's hard to predict.
- So don't worry about it.
- Wait.
Enjoy the time you have
before the news comes.
Yep. Ignorance is bliss.