Grey's Anatomy (2005–…): Season 6, Episode 20 - Hook, Line and Sinner - full transcript
Sloan returns to Mark's apartment, just as she's going into labor, and Teddy, Mark and the still-fighting Callie and Arizona are there to help with the birth and to get Mark through his grandson's pending adoption. Meanwhile Teddy sees Derek's invitation to illustrious cardiothoracic surgeon Tom Evans' as a threat to her future employment at the hospital, and the team work on a crab boat captain who has been stabbed with a giant shark hook.
You wear roller skates
for shoes. I don't get it.
You know what? I don't know.
Maybe there's something
wrong with me.
Oh.
'cause it's not natural.
It's not womanly.
Maybe I'm cold and heartless
and dead inside.
No, I'm not saying that!
Well, yeah.
But a little bit, you are.
No. No.
Cuts...
Infection...
Genetic mutation.
You know what?
Just...
Just humor me
for one minute, okay?
Close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
Now picture a baby.
A warm...
Smushy little... Baby...
Wrapping its chubby little arms
around your neck
And breathe in that...
That intoxicating baby smell.
Doesn't it just melt you?
Nope.
You know what melts me?
Spain, the beach, you in
a bikini, me holding a sangria.
oh, wait.
What's that I hear?
Oh...
Oh, the baby's crying.
We can't go to Spain.
a sangria?
That's why I don't get a kid?
so I can make you
a friggin' sangria?
Just a minute.
Just a minute! What?
Yang, you got a suture kit?
Uh, yeah.
where's robbins?
Uh, in there.
(mark) robbins!
What's going on?
Wait, two. I need
two suture kits!
Why is he screaming?
Baby. Now!
why are you--
Oh, god. He's serious.
holy mother--
Get my bag. Get my bag.
get me a clamp.
oh, god.
All right. Another clamp.
clamp.
Scissors.
How is he?
Is he okay? Is he good?
He's great. You did great.
Oh, dad.
All right.
Any sounds?
Not yet.
okay.
Come on, baby boy.
Come on.
Come on, baby boy.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Okay. That's my boy.
Okay.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
here you go, grandpa.
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Hey. So is it true,
you helped teddy and mark
Deliver little sloan's baby?
Yeah. Not now.
What's wrong with you?
Tom evans...
In with your husband.
that's tom evans?
he seems a lot
younger than I would've--
Please try and be cool.
(teddy) morning.
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
He's in with shepherd.
Who?
Tom evans.
Tom evans is--is here?
You didn't know?
He's doing his bloodless cabg
on a beating heart
Today in our o.R.
What, shepherd didn't tell you?
No, no, he...
bless you. Bless you.
Excuse me.
No, he didn't.
An evans bypass.
Clear your schedule.
Scrub in.
Uh, no, I-I, uh, I can't.
I-I gotta go.
and here she is.
Your cruise director--
dr. Yang.
Dr. Evans. Hi. Hi.
Hello.
Hi. Hi. I-I'm... (giggles)
cristina yang.
I-I'm a huge fan.
She's a groupie,
but you're gonna forgive her,
Because she's one of
the finest cardio resident's
You'll meet anywhere.
Quite a recommendation. Are you
scrubbing in with me today?
Yes. It's an honor
and a privilege. Uh, I--
Here are the patient charts
and, uh, the most recent labs.
If there's anything else
you need, just ask me,
'cause I'll be around here
all day, following you.
Um, if--if that's okay
with you. Uh--
she is a groupie.
I like her.
this is my wife,
dr. Meredith grey.
Pleasure to meet you.
Likewise.
I hear great things.
Of course, I hear them from
your husband, so grain of salt.
Dr. Yang?
Yes.
All yours.
Oh, yes, of course. The patient
is right this way, sir.
think she's gonna
drool on him?
I think she is.
Oh, okay. I gotta go.
I'll see you soon.
Is that thomas evans
from baylor?
Yes, but don't get too excited.
He's only here for one case.
Oh, are you sure?
Because I overheard
Chief shepherd
discussing the fact
That dr. Altman doesn't have
a permanent contract.
So it would actually be a really
genius move on the chief's part
To go in and seize
that opportunity to--
oh, here we go again.
What?
Shut up.
She thinks your husband
walks on water.
I don't.
I don't. I, um...
No, I'm--I mean, it's--
it's a professional thing.
It's, um...
It's a mentor thing.
He's--he's just my mentor
Because he's--he's married...
to you.
And you guys are--
are so great
And, um, together--
together as a married couple,
And you--you--
you are so great.
Wow.
I, um, I do--I do think that
your husband is brilliant,
But I'm--I'm sure that you
think that, too, so...
That's right.
Okay. That, um...
Thank you.
you can see it, right?
The--the resemblance?
It's a newborn.
It resembles other newborns.
Okay. All right. Fine.
But you want
incontrovertible proof?
Here we go.
Look at that.
Oh.
Well, it's impressive.
I'll give you that.
Well, I mean--I mean, a lot of
that swelling is from the birth.
It will go down.
He's a sloan.
Right.
He's a sloan.
What is it?
Trauma choppers.
Nice.
Hey, could you--could you
hand me my...
Oh, well, okay.
Good morning.
good morning.
Yes, it is. I have a trauma
chopper 15 minutes out
And a small window of time
Where I can actually
practice medicine.
Right. Plus thomas evans
is here.
He is. He's doing a coronary--
is he interviewing for my job?
Because I've been waiting
to hear about
A permanent contract from you,
and I haven't.
And thomas evans is here--
teddy, temporary contract. You
said you were looking elsewhere.
Yeah, I-I was,
but I stopped.
I didn't know that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I should've told you.
Look, I'd be happy to consider
you for the permanent position.
Consider me? For--for my job?
I had to run a search.
I can't get caught
without a head of cardio.
Okay. Well, I-I--
I'd like to be considered.
I'll throw you in the mix.
Hey, the baby's sleeping.
Um...
Thank you for...
Everything.
I'm happy to help.
Dad.
Hey.
Everything's fine.
The baby's doing great.
hey, can you grab my bag?
Oh, yeah.
what is all that?
You...
Did you buy all this
for the baby?
Yeah. I figured
he was gonna need stuff,
And I was already
in the store.
I mean, I know it's lame.
All the girl's stuff
was way better.
But boys like army crap,
right?
Oh, no. Well, that's
a choking hazard.
And, well, he's
a little young for that.
and--and that.
he's just a little young.
Well, whatever. It doesn't
really matter anyway.
He's gonna be getting
a lot nicer stuff soon.
Here.
Uh, this is the number
For the people that are gonna
adopt him--trish and keith.
Can you call 'em?
Mark--
Yeah.
Do you want me
to handle that call?
No, no.
I'll take care of it.
it was a fishing boat
accident and two patients--
One with a head lac
and abdominal pain,
The other, they said something
about a fish hook
Being stuck somewhere.
Why would they send a chopper
for a guy with a fish hook?
Uh, I'm pretty sure they said
fish hook, chief shepherd.
(derek) okay.
"I'm pretty sure they said
fish hook, chief shepherd.
But if I'm wrong,
you can spank me."
shut up.
"oh, chief shepherd,
I do hope I'm wrong."
What do we got?
Uh, I've got the son--head
laceration and crush injuries.
The dad's right behind.
Let's go.
(derek) okay.
50-year-old male, penetrating
trauma to the chest.
Hypotensive in the field,
Gotten 2 liters of l.R.
En route.
(April) oh!
Big hook!
(jackson, meredith and derek)
big hook!
Mrs. Smitte,
When is the last time
you took a flight of stairs
Instead of an elevator?
Oh, god, it's--
It's been years.
This time next week,
you're gonna do it.
And your grandkids, you have--
you have grandkids?
Two.
They're not gonna know
what hit 'em. (chuckles)
They won't be able
to keep up with you.
You mean it?
I mean it.
He means it.
(sneezes) excuse me.
Sorry.
(whispering) oh, hey.
Come in, come in, come in.
(whispers) no.
Why?
Okay, hold it steady.
Grey, get in there.
(teddy, nasally voice)
what do we have?
Oh, my god.
Here we go.
fishing boat accident.
Something fell on him.
And the hook?
Looks like he fell on it.
Pressure's at 68 systolic.
(teddy) tracheal deviation
And absent breath sounds.
Get me a 14-gauge needle.
Right behind you.
Dad.
what are you doing
to him?
Grey, get him outta here.
I'm trying. Doug, please.
Go on, son.
I'm all right. Oh, god.
What is that?
What the hell is that?
Dad, I-I don't know
what happened.
I had the rope in my hand
one minute, and--
doug, doug, come on.
No, I did this. I--
I'm sorry. Dad, I'm so sorry.
It's--it's okay.
It's not your fault.
Of course it's his fault!
I was thrown on top
of this shark hook
Because he let go
of the rope.
Who the hell's fault is it?
(owen) let's leave the hook in
until we get him up to the o.R.
I'm feeling a depressed
skull fracture.
(derek) all right. Go ahead
and order a head c.T.
(April) right away, chief.
That was the first thing
he taught me
When I joined the crew.
I don't know how...
(grunts)
We didn't play ball
when I was little.
We tied knots. I know
how to tie that knot.
Doug, you made a mistake.
It was an accident.
What if it wasn't?
I've thought about it
sometimes...
(grunts) hitting him...
Or hurting him.
He pisses me off sometimes
and he's harsh and--
Are you telling us
you did this on purpose?
No, not on purpose.
I just...
(grunts) I don't--
I don't feel so good.
Okay, just try to relax.
Deep breaths.
Deep breaths.
Okay, uh, grey, order a head
c.T. And get a c.T. Angio.
I think I saw, uh,
some fluid around his spleen.
I'll do it.
Uh, I think there's some--
And I'll just
deal with the vomit.
So, um, the nurse says
I'm being discharged?
I have to leave tomorrow?
I just had the baby,
like, today.
Well, that's a good thing.
It means you're doing great.
No complications.
Right, little man?
Well, where am I supposed to go?
My mom kicked me out,
And those friends I was staying
with in portland were like,
"you gotta pay rent
or you gotta leave"...
(yawns)
and... I can't pay rent.
I don't have a job.
(coos)
I don't have anything.
You can stay with me.
Really?
Sure. Just until
you figure things out.
You're gonna be okay.
Sloans are tough.
You hear that?
We're tough.
(baby coos)
um...
Maybe we should...
Keep him.
Do you think you could?
Maybe.
You want to hold him?
No. I... I don't think
I know how to--
Do you want to hold him?
He's pretty great.
(whispers) look who it is.
Hi, baby.
look at that.
You're a natural.
It's up to you.
If you think we can do this,
Raise him...
Together...
If you think we can, then...
Hey, guys.
He really needs to go
to the nursery to be monitored
And get his newborn checkup.
I'm monitoring,
and I did the exams.
He's all good.
Mark, when you get a minute,
I'd love to have a quick word.
(richard) hmm.
Caught a big one, huh?
That's funny.
He's got a small hematoma.
Hey, can I ask you something?
Why did you hire altman?
What'd you see in her?
Well, what do you see in her?
I think she's good.
She works hard.
I feel bad even looking.
I'll feel worse, though, letting
a stronger candidate pass us by.
Not the feel-good job,
is it?
Can't you give me
a little insight?
No. See, that'd be
doing the job for you.
I'm not gonna give you
the fish.
You got a big hook
in there.
Learn to fish yourself.
(miranda)
what kinda life is that,
Living five months at a time
on a boat,
Working 20 hours
In terrible conditions?
In 2007, the c.D.C.
Marked crab fishing
The most dangerous job
in the u.S.,
With an annual fatality rate
28 times higher
than any other job. What?
Dude, it's like working
with forrest gump.
The kid's 15.
He should be doing algebra,
Going to school dances.
How much you bet
he did it?
What?
Hooked his old man
on purpose.
I'd say 70%,
it was an accident,
30% attempted murder.
What? Karev's right.
Too much nature
makes people crazy.
Ah, okay.
There... Is the tear.
Grey, you want
to embolize it?
Really? I've never
done it before,
But I-I read
that if you use--
You want this kid
to bleed to death or what?
Don't analyze everything.
Just... Do it.
Tell me that you called
the parents.
Sloan's having second thoughts.
Sloan picked those parents.
She asked you to call them.
She was pretty clear.
Well, now she's not clear.
By law, she's got 48 hours
Before the court terminates
her parental right.
(callie)
sloan changed her mind?
Maybe.
That's great.
No, it's not.
What, she can't
change her mind?
People change their minds.
This baby needs parents,
not an 18-year-old child
And a father who she met
five minutes ago.
Shut up!
Mark--
no.
You know, you don't get
to tell me what to do here.
I appreciate your help,
But you don't...
My mom is dead.
My dad's never gonna get off
the couch again.
I don't have any brothers
or sisters.
This is my grandson--
My grandson.
I'm not just gonna
turn him over to some strangers
When I might have a chance
at a family.
So just...
Give me a minute here.
How's he doing?
His temp's high.
I-I can't figure out why.
Is his dad in surgery yet?
Yeah,
they're prepping him now.
Doug, would you like
to see your dad
Before he goes into surgery?
He's probably calmed down.
He hates me.
He's always hated me.
And now
I practically killed him.
He doesn't want to see me.
Once when I was little,
I was really mad at my mom,
And... I had heard that
saccharine can kill you,
And so... I swear to god,
I almost put, like,
Ten packets of sweet'n low into
her coffee all at the same time.
I w--I was this close.
And while she was thinking
of sweetening her mom's coffee,
I tried to run my old man over
with a car. It's normal.
No, that's--
that's not normal.
Those hooks
were meant to catch sharks.
He's never letting me near
him or the boat again.
I don't even know
where I'm supposed to go.
Ow. Ow, my head
is, like, pounding.
Hey, we should get blood
cultures and a repeat c.B.C.
We need to find out
why he's burning up.
You do that, sweet'n low.
I'm gonna go watch them
pull out a hook.
The baby smiled at mark.
He looked up and smiled at him
like he knew him.
(scoffs)
that poor baby's parents,
Just sitting--
stop calling them
the baby's--
That baby's parents...
The mature, capable,
financially secure,
Emotionally stable,
loving parents,
Who were deemed fit by sloan
and the state of washington,
Are sitting there
by the telephone
Staring at the sky blue
nursery walls
That they just painted.
Those are the parents.
Not mr. Midlife crisis
and his teenage kid
Who--who bought her infant son
a bag of lollipops
And juicy couture onesies.
So she has a lot to learn.
No, she doesn't.
She made
the one sound parenting decision
She needs to make.
She found a lovely couple
to raise her baby.
And she did that months ago,
When she wasn't flooded
with postpartum hormones
Or--or overwhelmed by
heartfelt pleas from her dad,
When she had time
to think clearly...
About what was right for her
And--and what was right
for the baby.
She made a decision,
a good decision.
(sighs deeply)
And it would--
it would be great
Crap. Sloan.
(arizona) is he okay?
I-I don't know.
Uh, he won't stop crying.
(callie) well, what happened?
I-I don't know.
I was just holding him,
And he's not stopping,
and I think something's wrong.
What happened?
Sloan got worried. She paged us.
But the baby's fine.
Oh, he's just hungry
is all.
No, I-I don't know
how to do this. I don't--
You can't do it wrong, and we're
right here if you need help.
No, no, no, he's crying.
I-I don't think--I don't think
he wants me to do it. Please.
(crying continues)
Here. Oh, god.
I don't feel so good.
Well, you've been up
all night.
You're exhausted
and dehydrated. Drink that.
Thought I'd check to see
how far along we are.
(owen) almost ready
to extract the hook.
Suction.
After they get him off
the hook,
We'll go in to evacuate
the hematoma
And plate
the skull fragments, right?
No, I thought we'd throw him
back in. Catch and release.
(derek)
thank you, dr. Kepner.
Well, walter's lucky.
It looks like he doesn't
have to lose any lung.
Yeah, no thanks
to his kid.
(owen) mm.
Well, it was an accident.
That happens.
That kid shouldn't have
been there in the first place.
Well, he's the guy's son--
family business.
There's something to be said
for loyalty.
You put a person
in a job like that
Because they have
the skills to handle it,
Not because they're
your friend or your kid.
Are you
intentionally equating me
With the idiot son that dropped
the crab cage on his dad
Or is that
just a happy coincidence?
All right.
(derek) all right,
nobody move but dr. Hunt.
On my count.
One...
Two...
Snagged an artery--
I'm sorry. I'm--I'm sorry.
God bless you.
(clears throat) he's stabilized
and ready for you.
Mm-hmm.
I'm sorry.
Look, if this
doesn't go your way,
Please don't take it
personally.
You're an incredible surgeon.
I see that.
It's just that evans
has published dozens of times.
He's won awards.
She won a bronze star
for service to her country.
Does that not count?
And the anastomosis
is done.
Fine suture hook.
You're not using
a side clamp?
Nah.
It's a special technique.
I get a very clean...
Very nice anastomosis this way.
Much less trauma
to the surrounding structures.
You just parachuted
that vein graft down.
I-is that to avoid
memory in the suture
Or tangles later on?
(chuckles)
excellent observation, yang.
Have you already applied
for your fellowships?
Oh, I'm only in third year.
Oh, right. I forgot.
It feels like
I'm working with a fellow.
Thank you.
Oh, would you like me
to cut the last suture?
Wow.
It looks like
you've barely operated at all.
It's--it's so perfect.
Well, that is the goal,
dr. Yang.
That is the goal.
Excellent.
Hook guy is stable for now.
How's the kid?
Crappy. Nothing to do now that
we've finished with the angio.
Lexie's babysitting him.
Hey. Have you, uh,
seen evans?
It was amazing. Who saw?
Dude, you're like a kid
with trading cards,
Except with heart surgeons.
Yeah.
I gotta have 'em all.
I thought teddy was
the love of your life.
(mouth full)
oh, she is. She is.
But... (normal voice) evans?
Brilliant. I mean, brilliant.
I mean, so is she.
But... I love them both.
I'm a cardiothoracic whore.
What can I say?
It feels so good.
Speaking of whores,
has anyone seen
The love-struck intern
fawning over my husband?
April's not an intern.
You bat your eyes like that,
you're an intern.
Oh, don't worry.
That's not derek's thing.
Anymore.
I was the love-struck intern.
It is his thing.
No, he's grown out of it.
Out of what,
chicks who shave their legs
And laugh at his jokes?
Sure he's grown out of it.
(laughs)
I shave my legs.
Sometimes.
I don't make the rules. I'm just
telling you, it's a thing.
Powerful guys
like adoring girls.
Oh, my... (laughs)
Look, whatever.
Do what you want.
(callie) oh.
That baby's delicious.
Yeah.
I was thinking I could
take paternity leave.
You know, at least
for a couple of weeks.
I could help sloan
get the hang of things.
I don't know if
a couple of weeks is enough.
What? She's a good kid.
She's got good instincts.
Well, her instincts
Led her to put the baby
up for adoption.
I don't know.
She's unformed.
She's a baby herself.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know either.
Arizona wants to go to Spain.
(chuckles) she's picking
a suntan over a family,
Which I don't get.
Didn't she have, like,
a happy, idyllic childhood?
Totally. She talks to
her parents every day--
Every day.
Part of which could be
the brother thing.
What brother thing?
He died.
Her brother died.
And I'm an idiot.
You have a cold.
It could've happened
to any of us.
Yeah, but it didn't.
It was me...
On a day that shepherd
is interviewing evans
For my job.
And... I'm the new girl here
who no one really knows.
And even yang...
Is in love with evans.
And I... (sneezes)
Ugh! (crying)
I have a freaking cold.
(whispering) it's okay.
You're gonna be okay.
Okay, what happened?
He became lethargic and febrile,
coughed up blood.
His sats dropped out.
His x-ray shows
There's a large hemothorax
where we took the hook out.
All right. Well, then we're
gonna have to go back in.
The repairs must not
have held.
You should get a c.T.
To confirm
Before cutting into
a patient that's unstable.
There's no time for that.
You wait,
And he could go into
multisystem organ failure.
Shepherd, you have to trust
that I know what I'm doing.
I'll call up to the o.R.
Let 'em know you're coming.
Yes, this is chief shepherd.
We're gonna need a cardiac o.R.
Hey, what's up?
Doug has fever and rigors,
And he's starting to get
a productive cough.
So deal with it.
Look, hook guy is tanking. He
coughed up blood or something,
So they're taking him back
to surgery. I want in.
Wait. He--he coughed up blood.
What did it look like?
Was it like currant jelly?
Did he have leukocytosis
With a left shift?
His p.A.C.O.2. Was 28, right?
I don't know,
encyclopedia brown.
I didn't memorize the chart.
Let him go, grey. He has
a surgery he wants to see.
Thank you, dr. Bailey.
Dr. Bailey, both patients
have productive coughs
And signs and symptoms
of sepsis.
I am probably wrong, but if
I'm not, this is infectious.
You're probably not wrong.
You're probably right.
Why do you want to hand
your big save over to karev,
Who's gonna March around
the hospital acting like
He put it together?
I didn't. I--
You are handing your power
over to a boy
Because he's giving you sex.
I'm not. I-I--
I'm dr. Bailey.
I know everything.
And you have a superpower.
That memory of yours
is a superpower.
And on top of it,
you're a good doctor.
And yet, you're letting
alex karev
Treat you
like a scut monkey.
I don't care how good
the sex is.
If that's what it costs,
you're paying too much.
I'm--I'm not--
Scut monkey, all day.
Doctor.
Thank you.
I was right.
(owen) karev, what's the status
on your patient?
Temperature spiked,
but the dude's doing fine.
We're running new labs.
Dr. Altman, stop.
Dr. Grey, you always shout
at people
Right before
they start operating?
Doug has
klebsiella pneumonia.
And I'm guessing
walter here does, too.
We need to start
to imipenem, stat,
Or things could get ugly fast.
Klebsiella?
It's highly contagious
in close quarters,
Like living on a crab boat
for months at a time.
And I think that hemothorax
is a mixture of blood
And an empyema.
Thanks for the heads-up.
(lexie) yeah, well,
you were busy.
Maybe we should open him
to check anyway.
No, I, um...
I-I think I was wrong here.
Get him out of the o.R.,
into the I.C.U. Now.
(mark) oh.
This day has to end.
Oh, tell me about it.
(groans)
I was supposed to watch
tom evans work.
(blows air)
meanwhile, I got stuck
in an o.R. All day
Watching teddy altman decompose
right in front of my eyes.
I don't understand.
What's tom evans doing here?
Taking a look around.
Why? You don't need evans.
You got teddy.
I don't need teddy
if I've got evans.
What? No, you--you can't.
Me and--me and teddy, w--
(sighs) oh, god.
See, this is my point exactly.
That she's hunt's friend
and your flavor of the month.
You know what? I'm just
sick of worrying about this.
This job is exhausting.
I'm sorry. That's what
you're complaining about?
Screw you.
I'm losing everything today.
Everything!
Go ahead.
How am I supposed to call
a couple of strangers
And tell 'em
to come take my kid?
Sloan's your kid, mark.
You're not losing her.
They're not taking her.
Hey! Did you see me
in the o.R.?
You're an idiot.
What?
You really think that evans
is gonna take you under
His award-winning wing?
He won't.
He doesn't need you.
He doesn't care about students.
He's a rock star,
not a teacher.
He is a rock star. Teddy,
he's totally a rock star.
I mean, did you see him
in there?
He was like an octopus
doing a million things,
Like cutting, retracting,
suctioning all at once.
You think that I need you
To hold my instruments
when I operate?
You think that helps me
save the patient?
I do it so that
you can learn, cristina.
I'd be a lot faster
in the o.R. Without you.
Your gloves were totally clean
at the end of surgery.
Did you learn a lot?
Teddy, it was one surgery.
(sighs) he's here
for my job, cristina.
Do you really not get that?
If evans is in, I'm out.
So, you know...
(voice breaks) good luck
with your new attending.
I get it.
You watch parents
go through...
Horrible...
Unimaginable pain
Every day.
And... You went through
horrible, unimaginable pain
When you lost your brother.
And your parents
never got over it.
But if we had a baby...
Our baby's not gonna be
one of those kids in your nicu.
Our baby
won't be your brother.
I mean, knock on wood, but...
(exhales)
Do you know how happy
our baby would be?
I'm gonna say this once...
And then I'm not
gonna say it again.
I'm not broken.
I'm not some psychodrama.
My lack of interest
in having a child
Pat yourself on the back
for having diagnosed.
I like my life.
I like it the way that it is.
I don't want it to change.
I thought I liked it
with you in it.
I hope I'm not wrong.
Wait.
I called your mother.
What?
Why? She kicked me out.
She's on her way.
She misses you.
She's worried about you.
(scoffs) right.
I'm worried about you, too.
Okay, if this is the part
Where you tell me
that you talked to her
And she convinced you that me
keeping my baby was a bad idea
Because I'm young
and irresponsible--
That's not what
the conversation was about.
Okay, well...
So you thought it over
And you decided that you
don't have time for a kid?
That's fine. I get it.
You have a life. You're busy.
But you know what? I can
handle this kid on my own.
No, you can't.
Having a kid is hard.
And you are young
and irresponsible.
But if that is your decision,
if that's what you want,
Then I'm in. I'm all in.
I'm not too busy
for my family.
But...
(sighs)
Don't keep the baby for me.
You'll always have me.
And I'll always want you.
And that's true
no matter what you decide.
You're my kid.
And I'm so happy...
I get to know you, sloan.
I'm so happy about that.
(sniffles)
(exhales)
Hey.
What are you doing
right now?
Uh...
Can we walk and talk
at the same time?
Where are we going?
You need to talk to
derek shepherd about teddy
And why replacing her with evans
would be a huge mistake.
Remember, be persuasive
and strong.
Use a lot of words.
Cristina, I am not 12.
I'm not saying
that you're 12--
(door opens)
Dr. Yang,
good work today.
Uh, thank you,
dr. Evans.
This is important.
Shepherd.
Hunt.
Look, before you say anything,
I just want you to know
That I think, uh...
She's a fine surgeon.
Uh-huh.
Uh, evans is interested?
Yeah, I think so.
Well...
Well, evans is good.
He's really good.
And patients would come here
from all over.
That would be... That would
be good for this hospital.
Well, I'm glad
you feel that way.
Yeah, and teddy has
a lot of connections...
Mainly on the east coast,
so she'd be fine.
If that's what you decide...
She'd be fine.
Thank you.
All right, walter.
I need you to squeeze my hands.
All right. Let's do
a little push against them.
(grunts)
not bad,
all things considered.
(inhales deeply)
You like being captain?
Do I like it?
(chuckles)
No.
Me neither.
You know
what it beats, though?
It beats
not being captain.
(chuckles) mm-hmm.
(chuckles)
Come here, son.
This was my fault.
And I'm sorry.
Thanks, dad.
(mark) now just remember,
The sloans, we bloom early.
So when you start
to grow hair on your face,
Don't be shy.
Live it up.
All the other guys
will be jealous.
(baby cooing)
And it's okay to rub it in
a little bit.
But not a lot.
You don't want to be considered
too full of yourself.
No one likes a vain guy
in the locker room.
Mark.
(baby coos)
Oh, my god.
Is that him?
(baby fusses)
Hey there.
Hi there, little guy.
Oh.
(voice breaks)
he's so beautiful.
This is, uh...
(fusses)
And, uh, this...
Thank you.
(fussing)
Oh. Shh. Okay.
(fussing continues)
(keith chuckles)
look, baby.
He has your dad's chin.
What? (laughs)
That's crazy.
(keith and trish
speak indistinctly)
(knock on door)
Come in.
(breathy voice)
chief shepherd...
Are you busy?
Did you just call me
chief shepherd?
(normal voice) I did.
Go with it.
What are you doing
with the shades?
(laughs)
(laughs)
(clicks lock)
Shh. No one can know.
No one can know what?
About our secret love,
chief shepherd.
Our secret love?
By the way, chief,
I picked up your dry cleaning
for you.
And I...
Had your car washed.
(laughs)
and I dusted off
your desk...
Uh-huh.
With my bottom.
Let me see if I can come up
with a list of things.
Mm.
Oh, chief shepherd.
(laughs)
Give me a beer.
You screwed me today.
That was my patient.
You made me look like a moron.
Get your own beer.
You... You can't be
an ass to me all day
And then expect me
to give you respect.
You can't be an ass to me
all day
And then expect me
to give you sex.
And you can stop
with the patronizing nicknames.
I am a nice person
who couldn't even bring myself
To attempt matricide
by sweet'n low.
That makes me charming
to anybody else.
I am a nice person
and I am nice to you.
So whatever your damage is,
You better start to be
freaking nice to me,
Or I am not spreading
my legs for you anymore,
No matter how much
I may want to.
Now give me a damn beer.
As doctors...
We have an arsenal
of weapons at the ready...
My cousin's baby
punched her in the face.
Literally.
She had a black eye
from a 1 year old.
Who needs it, right?
(voice breaking)
I don't need that.
(crying)
they scream, they're grimy,
They... Smell like poop,
And the house
smells like poop.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Antibiotics
to kill infections...
Narcotics to fight pain...
Tell me you're staying.
Please.
I'm staying.
Okay.
Okay.
Scalpels and retractors
to remove tumors and cancers...
(richard) derek.
To eradicate the threat...
I heard you gave teddy
a contract.
Yes, I did.
Well, I'm glad.
It was the right move.
Loyalty...
It's a powerful thing.
It makes for a great chief.
I offered it to evans.
He passed.
But just the physical threat.
For every other kind...
You're on your own.
for shoes. I don't get it.
You know what? I don't know.
Maybe there's something
wrong with me.
Oh.
'cause it's not natural.
It's not womanly.
Maybe I'm cold and heartless
and dead inside.
No, I'm not saying that!
Well, yeah.
But a little bit, you are.
No. No.
Cuts...
Infection...
Genetic mutation.
You know what?
Just...
Just humor me
for one minute, okay?
Close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
Now picture a baby.
A warm...
Smushy little... Baby...
Wrapping its chubby little arms
around your neck
And breathe in that...
That intoxicating baby smell.
Doesn't it just melt you?
Nope.
You know what melts me?
Spain, the beach, you in
a bikini, me holding a sangria.
oh, wait.
What's that I hear?
Oh...
Oh, the baby's crying.
We can't go to Spain.
a sangria?
That's why I don't get a kid?
so I can make you
a friggin' sangria?
Just a minute.
Just a minute! What?
Yang, you got a suture kit?
Uh, yeah.
where's robbins?
Uh, in there.
(mark) robbins!
What's going on?
Wait, two. I need
two suture kits!
Why is he screaming?
Baby. Now!
why are you--
Oh, god. He's serious.
holy mother--
Get my bag. Get my bag.
get me a clamp.
oh, god.
All right. Another clamp.
clamp.
Scissors.
How is he?
Is he okay? Is he good?
He's great. You did great.
Oh, dad.
All right.
Any sounds?
Not yet.
okay.
Come on, baby boy.
Come on.
Come on, baby boy.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Okay. That's my boy.
Okay.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
here you go, grandpa.
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Drive one.
Hey. So is it true,
you helped teddy and mark
Deliver little sloan's baby?
Yeah. Not now.
What's wrong with you?
Tom evans...
In with your husband.
that's tom evans?
he seems a lot
younger than I would've--
Please try and be cool.
(teddy) morning.
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
He's in with shepherd.
Who?
Tom evans.
Tom evans is--is here?
You didn't know?
He's doing his bloodless cabg
on a beating heart
Today in our o.R.
What, shepherd didn't tell you?
No, no, he...
bless you. Bless you.
Excuse me.
No, he didn't.
An evans bypass.
Clear your schedule.
Scrub in.
Uh, no, I-I, uh, I can't.
I-I gotta go.
and here she is.
Your cruise director--
dr. Yang.
Dr. Evans. Hi. Hi.
Hello.
Hi. Hi. I-I'm... (giggles)
cristina yang.
I-I'm a huge fan.
She's a groupie,
but you're gonna forgive her,
Because she's one of
the finest cardio resident's
You'll meet anywhere.
Quite a recommendation. Are you
scrubbing in with me today?
Yes. It's an honor
and a privilege. Uh, I--
Here are the patient charts
and, uh, the most recent labs.
If there's anything else
you need, just ask me,
'cause I'll be around here
all day, following you.
Um, if--if that's okay
with you. Uh--
she is a groupie.
I like her.
this is my wife,
dr. Meredith grey.
Pleasure to meet you.
Likewise.
I hear great things.
Of course, I hear them from
your husband, so grain of salt.
Dr. Yang?
Yes.
All yours.
Oh, yes, of course. The patient
is right this way, sir.
think she's gonna
drool on him?
I think she is.
Oh, okay. I gotta go.
I'll see you soon.
Is that thomas evans
from baylor?
Yes, but don't get too excited.
He's only here for one case.
Oh, are you sure?
Because I overheard
Chief shepherd
discussing the fact
That dr. Altman doesn't have
a permanent contract.
So it would actually be a really
genius move on the chief's part
To go in and seize
that opportunity to--
oh, here we go again.
What?
Shut up.
She thinks your husband
walks on water.
I don't.
I don't. I, um...
No, I'm--I mean, it's--
it's a professional thing.
It's, um...
It's a mentor thing.
He's--he's just my mentor
Because he's--he's married...
to you.
And you guys are--
are so great
And, um, together--
together as a married couple,
And you--you--
you are so great.
Wow.
I, um, I do--I do think that
your husband is brilliant,
But I'm--I'm sure that you
think that, too, so...
That's right.
Okay. That, um...
Thank you.
you can see it, right?
The--the resemblance?
It's a newborn.
It resembles other newborns.
Okay. All right. Fine.
But you want
incontrovertible proof?
Here we go.
Look at that.
Oh.
Well, it's impressive.
I'll give you that.
Well, I mean--I mean, a lot of
that swelling is from the birth.
It will go down.
He's a sloan.
Right.
He's a sloan.
What is it?
Trauma choppers.
Nice.
Hey, could you--could you
hand me my...
Oh, well, okay.
Good morning.
good morning.
Yes, it is. I have a trauma
chopper 15 minutes out
And a small window of time
Where I can actually
practice medicine.
Right. Plus thomas evans
is here.
He is. He's doing a coronary--
is he interviewing for my job?
Because I've been waiting
to hear about
A permanent contract from you,
and I haven't.
And thomas evans is here--
teddy, temporary contract. You
said you were looking elsewhere.
Yeah, I-I was,
but I stopped.
I didn't know that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I should've told you.
Look, I'd be happy to consider
you for the permanent position.
Consider me? For--for my job?
I had to run a search.
I can't get caught
without a head of cardio.
Okay. Well, I-I--
I'd like to be considered.
I'll throw you in the mix.
Hey, the baby's sleeping.
Um...
Thank you for...
Everything.
I'm happy to help.
Dad.
Hey.
Everything's fine.
The baby's doing great.
hey, can you grab my bag?
Oh, yeah.
what is all that?
You...
Did you buy all this
for the baby?
Yeah. I figured
he was gonna need stuff,
And I was already
in the store.
I mean, I know it's lame.
All the girl's stuff
was way better.
But boys like army crap,
right?
Oh, no. Well, that's
a choking hazard.
And, well, he's
a little young for that.
and--and that.
he's just a little young.
Well, whatever. It doesn't
really matter anyway.
He's gonna be getting
a lot nicer stuff soon.
Here.
Uh, this is the number
For the people that are gonna
adopt him--trish and keith.
Can you call 'em?
Mark--
Yeah.
Do you want me
to handle that call?
No, no.
I'll take care of it.
it was a fishing boat
accident and two patients--
One with a head lac
and abdominal pain,
The other, they said something
about a fish hook
Being stuck somewhere.
Why would they send a chopper
for a guy with a fish hook?
Uh, I'm pretty sure they said
fish hook, chief shepherd.
(derek) okay.
"I'm pretty sure they said
fish hook, chief shepherd.
But if I'm wrong,
you can spank me."
shut up.
"oh, chief shepherd,
I do hope I'm wrong."
What do we got?
Uh, I've got the son--head
laceration and crush injuries.
The dad's right behind.
Let's go.
(derek) okay.
50-year-old male, penetrating
trauma to the chest.
Hypotensive in the field,
Gotten 2 liters of l.R.
En route.
(April) oh!
Big hook!
(jackson, meredith and derek)
big hook!
Mrs. Smitte,
When is the last time
you took a flight of stairs
Instead of an elevator?
Oh, god, it's--
It's been years.
This time next week,
you're gonna do it.
And your grandkids, you have--
you have grandkids?
Two.
They're not gonna know
what hit 'em. (chuckles)
They won't be able
to keep up with you.
You mean it?
I mean it.
He means it.
(sneezes) excuse me.
Sorry.
(whispering) oh, hey.
Come in, come in, come in.
(whispers) no.
Why?
Okay, hold it steady.
Grey, get in there.
(teddy, nasally voice)
what do we have?
Oh, my god.
Here we go.
fishing boat accident.
Something fell on him.
And the hook?
Looks like he fell on it.
Pressure's at 68 systolic.
(teddy) tracheal deviation
And absent breath sounds.
Get me a 14-gauge needle.
Right behind you.
Dad.
what are you doing
to him?
Grey, get him outta here.
I'm trying. Doug, please.
Go on, son.
I'm all right. Oh, god.
What is that?
What the hell is that?
Dad, I-I don't know
what happened.
I had the rope in my hand
one minute, and--
doug, doug, come on.
No, I did this. I--
I'm sorry. Dad, I'm so sorry.
It's--it's okay.
It's not your fault.
Of course it's his fault!
I was thrown on top
of this shark hook
Because he let go
of the rope.
Who the hell's fault is it?
(owen) let's leave the hook in
until we get him up to the o.R.
I'm feeling a depressed
skull fracture.
(derek) all right. Go ahead
and order a head c.T.
(April) right away, chief.
That was the first thing
he taught me
When I joined the crew.
I don't know how...
(grunts)
We didn't play ball
when I was little.
We tied knots. I know
how to tie that knot.
Doug, you made a mistake.
It was an accident.
What if it wasn't?
I've thought about it
sometimes...
(grunts) hitting him...
Or hurting him.
He pisses me off sometimes
and he's harsh and--
Are you telling us
you did this on purpose?
No, not on purpose.
I just...
(grunts) I don't--
I don't feel so good.
Okay, just try to relax.
Deep breaths.
Deep breaths.
Okay, uh, grey, order a head
c.T. And get a c.T. Angio.
I think I saw, uh,
some fluid around his spleen.
I'll do it.
Uh, I think there's some--
And I'll just
deal with the vomit.
So, um, the nurse says
I'm being discharged?
I have to leave tomorrow?
I just had the baby,
like, today.
Well, that's a good thing.
It means you're doing great.
No complications.
Right, little man?
Well, where am I supposed to go?
My mom kicked me out,
And those friends I was staying
with in portland were like,
"you gotta pay rent
or you gotta leave"...
(yawns)
and... I can't pay rent.
I don't have a job.
(coos)
I don't have anything.
You can stay with me.
Really?
Sure. Just until
you figure things out.
You're gonna be okay.
Sloans are tough.
You hear that?
We're tough.
(baby coos)
um...
Maybe we should...
Keep him.
Do you think you could?
Maybe.
You want to hold him?
No. I... I don't think
I know how to--
Do you want to hold him?
He's pretty great.
(whispers) look who it is.
Hi, baby.
look at that.
You're a natural.
It's up to you.
If you think we can do this,
Raise him...
Together...
If you think we can, then...
Hey, guys.
He really needs to go
to the nursery to be monitored
And get his newborn checkup.
I'm monitoring,
and I did the exams.
He's all good.
Mark, when you get a minute,
I'd love to have a quick word.
(richard) hmm.
Caught a big one, huh?
That's funny.
He's got a small hematoma.
Hey, can I ask you something?
Why did you hire altman?
What'd you see in her?
Well, what do you see in her?
I think she's good.
She works hard.
I feel bad even looking.
I'll feel worse, though, letting
a stronger candidate pass us by.
Not the feel-good job,
is it?
Can't you give me
a little insight?
No. See, that'd be
doing the job for you.
I'm not gonna give you
the fish.
You got a big hook
in there.
Learn to fish yourself.
(miranda)
what kinda life is that,
Living five months at a time
on a boat,
Working 20 hours
In terrible conditions?
In 2007, the c.D.C.
Marked crab fishing
The most dangerous job
in the u.S.,
With an annual fatality rate
28 times higher
than any other job. What?
Dude, it's like working
with forrest gump.
The kid's 15.
He should be doing algebra,
Going to school dances.
How much you bet
he did it?
What?
Hooked his old man
on purpose.
I'd say 70%,
it was an accident,
30% attempted murder.
What? Karev's right.
Too much nature
makes people crazy.
Ah, okay.
There... Is the tear.
Grey, you want
to embolize it?
Really? I've never
done it before,
But I-I read
that if you use--
You want this kid
to bleed to death or what?
Don't analyze everything.
Just... Do it.
Tell me that you called
the parents.
Sloan's having second thoughts.
Sloan picked those parents.
She asked you to call them.
She was pretty clear.
Well, now she's not clear.
By law, she's got 48 hours
Before the court terminates
her parental right.
(callie)
sloan changed her mind?
Maybe.
That's great.
No, it's not.
What, she can't
change her mind?
People change their minds.
This baby needs parents,
not an 18-year-old child
And a father who she met
five minutes ago.
Shut up!
Mark--
no.
You know, you don't get
to tell me what to do here.
I appreciate your help,
But you don't...
My mom is dead.
My dad's never gonna get off
the couch again.
I don't have any brothers
or sisters.
This is my grandson--
My grandson.
I'm not just gonna
turn him over to some strangers
When I might have a chance
at a family.
So just...
Give me a minute here.
How's he doing?
His temp's high.
I-I can't figure out why.
Is his dad in surgery yet?
Yeah,
they're prepping him now.
Doug, would you like
to see your dad
Before he goes into surgery?
He's probably calmed down.
He hates me.
He's always hated me.
And now
I practically killed him.
He doesn't want to see me.
Once when I was little,
I was really mad at my mom,
And... I had heard that
saccharine can kill you,
And so... I swear to god,
I almost put, like,
Ten packets of sweet'n low into
her coffee all at the same time.
I w--I was this close.
And while she was thinking
of sweetening her mom's coffee,
I tried to run my old man over
with a car. It's normal.
No, that's--
that's not normal.
Those hooks
were meant to catch sharks.
He's never letting me near
him or the boat again.
I don't even know
where I'm supposed to go.
Ow. Ow, my head
is, like, pounding.
Hey, we should get blood
cultures and a repeat c.B.C.
We need to find out
why he's burning up.
You do that, sweet'n low.
I'm gonna go watch them
pull out a hook.
The baby smiled at mark.
He looked up and smiled at him
like he knew him.
(scoffs)
that poor baby's parents,
Just sitting--
stop calling them
the baby's--
That baby's parents...
The mature, capable,
financially secure,
Emotionally stable,
loving parents,
Who were deemed fit by sloan
and the state of washington,
Are sitting there
by the telephone
Staring at the sky blue
nursery walls
That they just painted.
Those are the parents.
Not mr. Midlife crisis
and his teenage kid
Who--who bought her infant son
a bag of lollipops
And juicy couture onesies.
So she has a lot to learn.
No, she doesn't.
She made
the one sound parenting decision
She needs to make.
She found a lovely couple
to raise her baby.
And she did that months ago,
When she wasn't flooded
with postpartum hormones
Or--or overwhelmed by
heartfelt pleas from her dad,
When she had time
to think clearly...
About what was right for her
And--and what was right
for the baby.
She made a decision,
a good decision.
(sighs deeply)
And it would--
it would be great
Crap. Sloan.
(arizona) is he okay?
I-I don't know.
Uh, he won't stop crying.
(callie) well, what happened?
I-I don't know.
I was just holding him,
And he's not stopping,
and I think something's wrong.
What happened?
Sloan got worried. She paged us.
But the baby's fine.
Oh, he's just hungry
is all.
No, I-I don't know
how to do this. I don't--
You can't do it wrong, and we're
right here if you need help.
No, no, no, he's crying.
I-I don't think--I don't think
he wants me to do it. Please.
(crying continues)
Here. Oh, god.
I don't feel so good.
Well, you've been up
all night.
You're exhausted
and dehydrated. Drink that.
Thought I'd check to see
how far along we are.
(owen) almost ready
to extract the hook.
Suction.
After they get him off
the hook,
We'll go in to evacuate
the hematoma
And plate
the skull fragments, right?
No, I thought we'd throw him
back in. Catch and release.
(derek)
thank you, dr. Kepner.
Well, walter's lucky.
It looks like he doesn't
have to lose any lung.
Yeah, no thanks
to his kid.
(owen) mm.
Well, it was an accident.
That happens.
That kid shouldn't have
been there in the first place.
Well, he's the guy's son--
family business.
There's something to be said
for loyalty.
You put a person
in a job like that
Because they have
the skills to handle it,
Not because they're
your friend or your kid.
Are you
intentionally equating me
With the idiot son that dropped
the crab cage on his dad
Or is that
just a happy coincidence?
All right.
(derek) all right,
nobody move but dr. Hunt.
On my count.
One...
Two...
Snagged an artery--
I'm sorry. I'm--I'm sorry.
God bless you.
(clears throat) he's stabilized
and ready for you.
Mm-hmm.
I'm sorry.
Look, if this
doesn't go your way,
Please don't take it
personally.
You're an incredible surgeon.
I see that.
It's just that evans
has published dozens of times.
He's won awards.
She won a bronze star
for service to her country.
Does that not count?
And the anastomosis
is done.
Fine suture hook.
You're not using
a side clamp?
Nah.
It's a special technique.
I get a very clean...
Very nice anastomosis this way.
Much less trauma
to the surrounding structures.
You just parachuted
that vein graft down.
I-is that to avoid
memory in the suture
Or tangles later on?
(chuckles)
excellent observation, yang.
Have you already applied
for your fellowships?
Oh, I'm only in third year.
Oh, right. I forgot.
It feels like
I'm working with a fellow.
Thank you.
Oh, would you like me
to cut the last suture?
Wow.
It looks like
you've barely operated at all.
It's--it's so perfect.
Well, that is the goal,
dr. Yang.
That is the goal.
Excellent.
Hook guy is stable for now.
How's the kid?
Crappy. Nothing to do now that
we've finished with the angio.
Lexie's babysitting him.
Hey. Have you, uh,
seen evans?
It was amazing. Who saw?
Dude, you're like a kid
with trading cards,
Except with heart surgeons.
Yeah.
I gotta have 'em all.
I thought teddy was
the love of your life.
(mouth full)
oh, she is. She is.
But... (normal voice) evans?
Brilliant. I mean, brilliant.
I mean, so is she.
But... I love them both.
I'm a cardiothoracic whore.
What can I say?
It feels so good.
Speaking of whores,
has anyone seen
The love-struck intern
fawning over my husband?
April's not an intern.
You bat your eyes like that,
you're an intern.
Oh, don't worry.
That's not derek's thing.
Anymore.
I was the love-struck intern.
It is his thing.
No, he's grown out of it.
Out of what,
chicks who shave their legs
And laugh at his jokes?
Sure he's grown out of it.
(laughs)
I shave my legs.
Sometimes.
I don't make the rules. I'm just
telling you, it's a thing.
Powerful guys
like adoring girls.
Oh, my... (laughs)
Look, whatever.
Do what you want.
(callie) oh.
That baby's delicious.
Yeah.
I was thinking I could
take paternity leave.
You know, at least
for a couple of weeks.
I could help sloan
get the hang of things.
I don't know if
a couple of weeks is enough.
What? She's a good kid.
She's got good instincts.
Well, her instincts
Led her to put the baby
up for adoption.
I don't know.
She's unformed.
She's a baby herself.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know either.
Arizona wants to go to Spain.
(chuckles) she's picking
a suntan over a family,
Which I don't get.
Didn't she have, like,
a happy, idyllic childhood?
Totally. She talks to
her parents every day--
Every day.
Part of which could be
the brother thing.
What brother thing?
He died.
Her brother died.
And I'm an idiot.
You have a cold.
It could've happened
to any of us.
Yeah, but it didn't.
It was me...
On a day that shepherd
is interviewing evans
For my job.
And... I'm the new girl here
who no one really knows.
And even yang...
Is in love with evans.
And I... (sneezes)
Ugh! (crying)
I have a freaking cold.
(whispering) it's okay.
You're gonna be okay.
Okay, what happened?
He became lethargic and febrile,
coughed up blood.
His sats dropped out.
His x-ray shows
There's a large hemothorax
where we took the hook out.
All right. Well, then we're
gonna have to go back in.
The repairs must not
have held.
You should get a c.T.
To confirm
Before cutting into
a patient that's unstable.
There's no time for that.
You wait,
And he could go into
multisystem organ failure.
Shepherd, you have to trust
that I know what I'm doing.
I'll call up to the o.R.
Let 'em know you're coming.
Yes, this is chief shepherd.
We're gonna need a cardiac o.R.
Hey, what's up?
Doug has fever and rigors,
And he's starting to get
a productive cough.
So deal with it.
Look, hook guy is tanking. He
coughed up blood or something,
So they're taking him back
to surgery. I want in.
Wait. He--he coughed up blood.
What did it look like?
Was it like currant jelly?
Did he have leukocytosis
With a left shift?
His p.A.C.O.2. Was 28, right?
I don't know,
encyclopedia brown.
I didn't memorize the chart.
Let him go, grey. He has
a surgery he wants to see.
Thank you, dr. Bailey.
Dr. Bailey, both patients
have productive coughs
And signs and symptoms
of sepsis.
I am probably wrong, but if
I'm not, this is infectious.
You're probably not wrong.
You're probably right.
Why do you want to hand
your big save over to karev,
Who's gonna March around
the hospital acting like
He put it together?
I didn't. I--
You are handing your power
over to a boy
Because he's giving you sex.
I'm not. I-I--
I'm dr. Bailey.
I know everything.
And you have a superpower.
That memory of yours
is a superpower.
And on top of it,
you're a good doctor.
And yet, you're letting
alex karev
Treat you
like a scut monkey.
I don't care how good
the sex is.
If that's what it costs,
you're paying too much.
I'm--I'm not--
Scut monkey, all day.
Doctor.
Thank you.
I was right.
(owen) karev, what's the status
on your patient?
Temperature spiked,
but the dude's doing fine.
We're running new labs.
Dr. Altman, stop.
Dr. Grey, you always shout
at people
Right before
they start operating?
Doug has
klebsiella pneumonia.
And I'm guessing
walter here does, too.
We need to start
to imipenem, stat,
Or things could get ugly fast.
Klebsiella?
It's highly contagious
in close quarters,
Like living on a crab boat
for months at a time.
And I think that hemothorax
is a mixture of blood
And an empyema.
Thanks for the heads-up.
(lexie) yeah, well,
you were busy.
Maybe we should open him
to check anyway.
No, I, um...
I-I think I was wrong here.
Get him out of the o.R.,
into the I.C.U. Now.
(mark) oh.
This day has to end.
Oh, tell me about it.
(groans)
I was supposed to watch
tom evans work.
(blows air)
meanwhile, I got stuck
in an o.R. All day
Watching teddy altman decompose
right in front of my eyes.
I don't understand.
What's tom evans doing here?
Taking a look around.
Why? You don't need evans.
You got teddy.
I don't need teddy
if I've got evans.
What? No, you--you can't.
Me and--me and teddy, w--
(sighs) oh, god.
See, this is my point exactly.
That she's hunt's friend
and your flavor of the month.
You know what? I'm just
sick of worrying about this.
This job is exhausting.
I'm sorry. That's what
you're complaining about?
Screw you.
I'm losing everything today.
Everything!
Go ahead.
How am I supposed to call
a couple of strangers
And tell 'em
to come take my kid?
Sloan's your kid, mark.
You're not losing her.
They're not taking her.
Hey! Did you see me
in the o.R.?
You're an idiot.
What?
You really think that evans
is gonna take you under
His award-winning wing?
He won't.
He doesn't need you.
He doesn't care about students.
He's a rock star,
not a teacher.
He is a rock star. Teddy,
he's totally a rock star.
I mean, did you see him
in there?
He was like an octopus
doing a million things,
Like cutting, retracting,
suctioning all at once.
You think that I need you
To hold my instruments
when I operate?
You think that helps me
save the patient?
I do it so that
you can learn, cristina.
I'd be a lot faster
in the o.R. Without you.
Your gloves were totally clean
at the end of surgery.
Did you learn a lot?
Teddy, it was one surgery.
(sighs) he's here
for my job, cristina.
Do you really not get that?
If evans is in, I'm out.
So, you know...
(voice breaks) good luck
with your new attending.
I get it.
You watch parents
go through...
Horrible...
Unimaginable pain
Every day.
And... You went through
horrible, unimaginable pain
When you lost your brother.
And your parents
never got over it.
But if we had a baby...
Our baby's not gonna be
one of those kids in your nicu.
Our baby
won't be your brother.
I mean, knock on wood, but...
(exhales)
Do you know how happy
our baby would be?
I'm gonna say this once...
And then I'm not
gonna say it again.
I'm not broken.
I'm not some psychodrama.
My lack of interest
in having a child
Pat yourself on the back
for having diagnosed.
I like my life.
I like it the way that it is.
I don't want it to change.
I thought I liked it
with you in it.
I hope I'm not wrong.
Wait.
I called your mother.
What?
Why? She kicked me out.
She's on her way.
She misses you.
She's worried about you.
(scoffs) right.
I'm worried about you, too.
Okay, if this is the part
Where you tell me
that you talked to her
And she convinced you that me
keeping my baby was a bad idea
Because I'm young
and irresponsible--
That's not what
the conversation was about.
Okay, well...
So you thought it over
And you decided that you
don't have time for a kid?
That's fine. I get it.
You have a life. You're busy.
But you know what? I can
handle this kid on my own.
No, you can't.
Having a kid is hard.
And you are young
and irresponsible.
But if that is your decision,
if that's what you want,
Then I'm in. I'm all in.
I'm not too busy
for my family.
But...
(sighs)
Don't keep the baby for me.
You'll always have me.
And I'll always want you.
And that's true
no matter what you decide.
You're my kid.
And I'm so happy...
I get to know you, sloan.
I'm so happy about that.
(sniffles)
(exhales)
Hey.
What are you doing
right now?
Uh...
Can we walk and talk
at the same time?
Where are we going?
You need to talk to
derek shepherd about teddy
And why replacing her with evans
would be a huge mistake.
Remember, be persuasive
and strong.
Use a lot of words.
Cristina, I am not 12.
I'm not saying
that you're 12--
(door opens)
Dr. Yang,
good work today.
Uh, thank you,
dr. Evans.
This is important.
Shepherd.
Hunt.
Look, before you say anything,
I just want you to know
That I think, uh...
She's a fine surgeon.
Uh-huh.
Uh, evans is interested?
Yeah, I think so.
Well...
Well, evans is good.
He's really good.
And patients would come here
from all over.
That would be... That would
be good for this hospital.
Well, I'm glad
you feel that way.
Yeah, and teddy has
a lot of connections...
Mainly on the east coast,
so she'd be fine.
If that's what you decide...
She'd be fine.
Thank you.
All right, walter.
I need you to squeeze my hands.
All right. Let's do
a little push against them.
(grunts)
not bad,
all things considered.
(inhales deeply)
You like being captain?
Do I like it?
(chuckles)
No.
Me neither.
You know
what it beats, though?
It beats
not being captain.
(chuckles) mm-hmm.
(chuckles)
Come here, son.
This was my fault.
And I'm sorry.
Thanks, dad.
(mark) now just remember,
The sloans, we bloom early.
So when you start
to grow hair on your face,
Don't be shy.
Live it up.
All the other guys
will be jealous.
(baby cooing)
And it's okay to rub it in
a little bit.
But not a lot.
You don't want to be considered
too full of yourself.
No one likes a vain guy
in the locker room.
Mark.
(baby coos)
Oh, my god.
Is that him?
(baby fusses)
Hey there.
Hi there, little guy.
Oh.
(voice breaks)
he's so beautiful.
This is, uh...
(fusses)
And, uh, this...
Thank you.
(fussing)
Oh. Shh. Okay.
(fussing continues)
(keith chuckles)
look, baby.
He has your dad's chin.
What? (laughs)
That's crazy.
(keith and trish
speak indistinctly)
(knock on door)
Come in.
(breathy voice)
chief shepherd...
Are you busy?
Did you just call me
chief shepherd?
(normal voice) I did.
Go with it.
What are you doing
with the shades?
(laughs)
(laughs)
(clicks lock)
Shh. No one can know.
No one can know what?
About our secret love,
chief shepherd.
Our secret love?
By the way, chief,
I picked up your dry cleaning
for you.
And I...
Had your car washed.
(laughs)
and I dusted off
your desk...
Uh-huh.
With my bottom.
Let me see if I can come up
with a list of things.
Mm.
Oh, chief shepherd.
(laughs)
Give me a beer.
You screwed me today.
That was my patient.
You made me look like a moron.
Get your own beer.
You... You can't be
an ass to me all day
And then expect me
to give you respect.
You can't be an ass to me
all day
And then expect me
to give you sex.
And you can stop
with the patronizing nicknames.
I am a nice person
who couldn't even bring myself
To attempt matricide
by sweet'n low.
That makes me charming
to anybody else.
I am a nice person
and I am nice to you.
So whatever your damage is,
You better start to be
freaking nice to me,
Or I am not spreading
my legs for you anymore,
No matter how much
I may want to.
Now give me a damn beer.
As doctors...
We have an arsenal
of weapons at the ready...
My cousin's baby
punched her in the face.
Literally.
She had a black eye
from a 1 year old.
Who needs it, right?
(voice breaking)
I don't need that.
(crying)
they scream, they're grimy,
They... Smell like poop,
And the house
smells like poop.
Don't.
Don't.
Don't.
Antibiotics
to kill infections...
Narcotics to fight pain...
Tell me you're staying.
Please.
I'm staying.
Okay.
Okay.
Scalpels and retractors
to remove tumors and cancers...
(richard) derek.
To eradicate the threat...
I heard you gave teddy
a contract.
Yes, I did.
Well, I'm glad.
It was the right move.
Loyalty...
It's a powerful thing.
It makes for a great chief.
I offered it to evans.
He passed.
But just the physical threat.
For every other kind...
You're on your own.