Grey's Anatomy (2005–…): Season 5, Episode 4 - Brave New World - full transcript

previously on "grey's anatomy".

I had a bad night and I cried
like a girl. I'm over it.

You need to get over it,too.

I'm retaking my intern test.

-You and I are more than just roommates.
-Yeah,we're friends.

-I mean,right now,you're probably one of my best friends.
-best friends.

You're the only woman I've ever kissed.

-So you're freaking out,too?
-A lot of therapy time.

well,derek's moved in. And
we've taken it to the next level.

i am happy.

in 6500 B.C. ,Some guy looked
at his sick friend and said,



"I have an idea.Why don't i
drill a hole in your skull?

It'll make you feel better.

" And thus,surgery was born.

-where's mer?
-She's not here.

so you're just in there by yourself?

I'm not. I'm--I'm
waiting for her.

Love the outfit.

-What do you want?
-I need cash.

I ordered a pizza,and
alex owes me 20 bucks,

but he's not speaking to me because I
saw him crying over his crazy girlfriend.

And there was a minute a week ago that I
actually thought he was gonna be a human being,

and now he won open the door.

Run into the bathroom. Just go. Go!

Karev.



Give me a $20.

***

that was so awesome. You're pretty cool.

Not that I didn't think you were
cool before,but,you know,I did not.

I kinda just thought you
were all hair and,you know.

Now,cool. You want to share some pizza?

It takes a certain brand of crazy to come up
with an idea like drilling into somebody's skull.

But surgeons have always
been a confident bunch.

Your clothes,your room.

The living room will not be a
dumping ground like the old place was.

Did you not hear her?

-Okay. She kinda scares me.
-'Cause she's scary.

Callie needs a new best friend.

Not bad,right?

It great.

We usually know what we're doing,and
when we don't,we still act like we do.

We walk boldly into undiscovered country,plant
a flag and start ordering people around.

Do you want to go on a date with me?

It's invigorating and terrifying.

Like a "date" date?

Yeah,you know,a restaurant
candlelight,bottle of wine--

at the end of the night,I
try to take your clothes off?

Okay,that'S. that would be a date.

-You're.
-naked and waiting for you.

You keep a diary? Have I not known that
all this time,that you keep a diary?

No,I-I-I
don'T.

I,uh-- aw,don't be
shy. I think it's cute.

-It's not mine.
-I won't read it.

Whose is it?

Your mother'S.

It was in a big box full of old issues
of "the new england journal of medicine.

" Did you read it?

No.

I brought it up here for you.

-Why were you going through her things?
-I was trying to find space for my clothes.

Your closet is full.

I have to,um,shower. I've
been hauling cristina's boxes.

-you haven't read any of it?
-No,what if I'm in it?

I don't want to hear what she thought
of me. I've heard enough of that already.

-What's worse,if you're in it or you're not in it?
-I don't know.

But I mean,see,why is he in the
study rooting around in closets.

trying to dig up my mother's ghost?

I think 'cause you invited him.

apparently some people
thought I was kidding last week

when I announced that nobody was going to get
to hang out on their favorite specialty anymore.

I wasn'T.

Junior residents don't specialize.

So all the requests to send you back to that
place where your true heart lives can end now.

Dr. Bailey makes the assignments. Do
not,and I repeat,do not harangue her.

look,o'malley,I made a call.

They don't have your score
yet. If I knew,I would tell you.

You passed.

We're gonna go to joe's tonight
and we're gonna celebrate.

I'm gonna buy you a beer and
all the peanuts you can eat.

What if I didn't pass?

Well,then I'm still buying
you a beer. Beer for losers.

grey,you're on cardio with hahn today.

-Oh,but- - stevens
and kare pit.

Oh,come on. That's not--the
chief wants us to have a change.

That's not a change. I'm always
stuck in the pit with alex.

When the chief said don't harangue
Dr. B ley,what do you think he meant?

Yang,clinic.

What? What? No. No.

no,no,wait,wait. The clinic is mine.

-I say how it's staffed.
-Yeah,yeah.

-She'll just ruin it. Yeah,I will. I'll
-I'll ruin it.

Just let me do it.

No,you will not. You will do what I say.

And since yang couldn't be bothered to
show up at the clinic since it opened,

think of it as a new
frontier in her training.

sorry.

Oh,oh,oh,my god. You're
totally not sorry.

You're psyched. You got hahn.

-If you're not,you should be.
-Well,she's terrifying.

And you have given her unrealistic
expectations as to what a resident should know.

Just stay on top of the material,and don't
get all warm and fuzzy with the patients.

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She ha one through
four,let's go. Come on.

***

I didn't read the diary.

I just found it and put it on the table.

I would've read it.

Every time I actually do something
to move into the house,she freaks out.

What are you gonna do with the trailer?

-No.
-Come on.

'Cause there's a very real
possibility she kicks me out in a week.

I'm not letting go of the trailer.

-sutures,fecal impaction and more sutures.
-She'll do it.

What do you mean,she'll do it?

You're good at boring,stupid
crap. You're like a specialist.

Hi,I'm Dr. Stevens. Looks
like you need some stitches.

-What happened?
-I have a cut.

How'd you get it?

I threw a remote at
him,okay? It's no big secret.

I threw it at him because all he can do is watch
television or fall asleep like a dead person.

Honey-- don't
"honey" me.

I'm divorcing you.

As soon as you stop bleeding from
your head,we're going to a lawyer.

-you ever been to europe?
-Nope. Someday.

Don't wait until you're retired and you
can't be bothered to look out the window.

6-month trip across the world-- I've
been waiting for it for 15 years--

he slept through the whole thing.

Marianne--
six continents.

I worked for 30 years. I was very tired.

Well,I'm tired,too,of being married to
somebody with no interest in the world,

so everybody's tired.

I'm gonna go get some coffee. I
assume this is going to take forever.

Probably.

Does your mouth always do
that,move to the side like that?

Like what?

Mind if I run some tests?

-whatever you want.
-Great.

I may be wrong about this,but I think Mr.
Grandy has a major neuro thing going on.

So get him stitched up and
then get him up for a C.T.,Okay?

Okay.

Oh,give me that. Give it.

Mr. Grandy,uh,I'm Dr. Karev,and I will
be taking you up for your C.T Today.

Duncan paley,age 8,recently diagnosed with aortic
valve disease from an infectious endocarditis.

He's scheduled for a
ross procedure today.

-There's a note from his
pediatrician-- duncan!

-Duncan,get back here.
-Duncan!

Stop him. Grab him.

Go.

Duncan.

Duncan,come back here.

-Duncan,you get down from there right N.
-Duncan,get off the chair.

-No,do not. Don't touch the fire alarm.
-Do not pull that. That would be very,very bad.

I'm not having surgery.

Munchkin--
no!

***I'm not doing it.

-One,two-- counting
doesn't work.

-No!
-Three.

-I think this is all gonna be okay
if we just-- promise me no surgery.

Promise me no surgery.

O--I--we-- we can't
really do that.

evacuate.

Evacuate.

Evacuate.

This is an emergency.

evacuate.

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Do we have this kid under control,or
do I have to call social services?

-He won't do anything like that again.
-He'd better not.

The damn ceiling fell last week. I
don't need a series of false alarMs.

This place looks
ridiculous enough already.

Keep the ankle biter under control.

I'll sedate him if I have to.

Good,and bone up on your
pulmonary autografts.

I don't want to spend the day bathed in
your ignorance as well as your incompetence.

Oh,she hates me.

What do you mean,we'll
sedate him if we have to?

I was just trying not
to be warm and fuzzy.

I don't mean sedate him,I
just mean babysit him.

It's your last day as an intern. Just
think of how happy you'll be to move on.

I'm gonna be in the O.R.Till
7:00. Is 8:00 too late for dinner?

No,but if you need to
reschedule or cancel--

come on.Are you kidding? I
made a reservation at canto.

I even gamed out an outfit.

We are doing this.

So hahn is doing a ross
procedure,and she thinks I'm a moron.

Well,first of all,it's called a pulmonary
autograft. She likes the technical names.

tell her you're excited to watch her harvest the
pulmonary valv using her septal-sparing technique.

If you cut too much of the septal muscle,the
patient won't be able to come off pump.

-None of that is in the book.
-It's the key to the case.

-It'll make you sound like you've been around the block once or twice.
-Perfect.

I can't believe I am giving
you all my best stuff.

You totally don't deserve it.

Uh,Dr. Yang.

Mrs. Borsokowski needs
your loving attention.

Redness,itching,inflammation--a
rash. You're giving me a rash?

No,she's the mean one. I don't want her.

o-okay.

all right. What do we got?

Take a look. The thing's
bigger than a baseball.

It's right behind his eyes.

This should be fun. Page stevens.

She left the guy with me.

She gave you the case?

Yeah,well,izzie felt bad for me.

You know,figured this would cheer me up.

In that case,you're gonna
help me pull this thing out.

Hey,duncan.

We're gonna put an I. V. In your arm real
quick,and then you can go back to your playing,okay?

-What is it?
-Oh,it's a little tube we put in your arm.

No.

-duncan-- no,it's
gonna hurt.

Come on,kiddo. It's not gonna hurt.

No,it's gonna hurt.

It's a needle. It's gonna hurt.

But it's only for,what,three seconds?

-I don't believe you.
-You don't believe me?

What,do you want me to prove it to you?

I'll prove it. I'll have
Dr. Grey put one in me.

This is a tourniquet,and,uh,you wrap it
around your arm so that your vein pops out.

See? Like that?

So now the needle-- that's
the part that's gonna hurt.

That goes in,and
that's--yeah.

Hurting. That hurts.

It hurts and.

it doesn't huranymore.

And now that stuff goes into
here. Doesn't hurt at all.

Okay,I'll do it.

-okay. Then I'll go get another I.V.Kit.
-Okay.

You're really good at this.

Oh,I was an airplane
guy,too,when I was his age.

Us airplane guys,I think we just
like to know how things work.

I'm sorry about the alarm.

Oh,I know.

Move!

They have the nerve to be indignant about how they're
not allowed to be on their specialties anymore.

They don't have specialties.

They should be grateful they're even
allowed in the-- are you listening to me?

I'm going on a date with erica hahn.

And,uh,that's awkward 'cause,uh.

she's a colleague and because she's
an attending and because she's a she.

and,uh,there's been
kissing,but,uh,no touching.

And what if I'm not intot? What--what if--
what if I'm horrible at all that stuff.

south. of the border?

'Cause I've never been south
of the bor r with a female.

I mean,I--I've never even been over
the,uh,northern mountains,you know what I'm saying?

We're gonna pretend this didn't happen.

Mr. Grandy?

What are you doing in here?

They admitted me. My new doctor,Dr.
Karev,said I have a huge tumor in my head.

Have you seen my wife?

Your new doctor?

Somebody paged me?

Oh,I have a patient with tenderness and erythema
extending from her upper chest to her left arm.

I'm thinking she needs
irrigation and debridement.

She said you may have
to amputate my arm.

No. That's a simple rash. It's not a
flesh-eating bacteria. It's probably dermatitis.

No,no,no,but look how the skin is
denuded. It could be surgical,right?

It's possible-- it's a rash. If
it's dry,wet it. If it's wet,dry it.

Go to derm,get a tube of cerave cream,and
don't ever page me to hustle a surgery again.

It was supposed to be
done yesterday,done.

So exactly why did I walk into my O.R. And still see a
massive,gaping hole in where the ceiling was supposed to be?

If you see karev,get an 18-gauge
needle and shove it in his throat.

I have cultivated a look that says I'm
not interested in your personal probleMs.

Can you morons not read that
look,or have I lost the hang of it?

Because people are telling me a
lot of personal problems today.

I don't give a crap about your crushing workload or
your baffling love life or your carpal tunnel syndrome.

{\a6}derm

All I care about is Mrs. Carrucci,a
92-year-old woman who no one can seem to find.

Hi. I'm Dr. Pepman. Can I help you?

Uh,yeah,um,where can I
get some cerave cream?

Um,our nurses look like they're tied up,but if
you don't mind waiting,I can get it for you myself.

Would you like some water with
raspberries while you wait?

Uh,yeah,sure.

Hi,chris.

Oh,don't mind chris. He's
our massage therapist.

Your. uh,what?

Our hands do such delicate work,it's
important that they stay healthy.

So we have chris on staff to work
on us when we have a spare moment.

every attending gets their
hands massaged at work?

Oh,no. The dermatology
attendings have another therapist.

Chris just works on the residents.

-You're a resent?
-First year,and loving it.

So I'll make an incision ear
to ear then peel down the face.

And I'll crack open his
forehead,pull the tumor right out.

And we need to keep a close
eye on the optic nerve.

Somebody twitches,and this guy's blind.

Which one of your
roommates will be assisting?

-karev.
-Oh,great.

Dr. Shepherd,I want back on this case.

This is my patient.
Alex stole him from me.

Remember when I was
telling you that--

I don't give a crap about
your personal probleMs.

I have a resident.I
don't need another one.

-Dr. Shepherd.
-Yes?

-Patient's in his room if you want to go over the procedure with him.
-Great.

-You son of a bitch.
-Go cry to somebody who cares.

This is my case. It isn't fair.

Surgery's like the wild west.

You didn't get your claim
in montana from the bank.

You got it 'cause you put a fence around it
and shot the ass off anyone who walked by.

Karev's a cowboy. You're not.

We're gonna transect the great
arteries at the sinotubular ridge,

use the autograft to replace the aortic
root,and then attach a pulmonary homograft.

Are you going to use the septal-sparing
technique for the pulmonary autograft?

Yes,why do you ask?

Well,because if we cut too much of the septal muscle,
we won't be able to take the patient off pump,right?

-Right.
-Great.

I've always wanted to see
a septal-sparing technique.

Do you know how to reanastomose the
coronary arteries back on to the aorta?

I do.

Well,I'll let you sew part
of it in. Gonna be in there.

Might as well get your hands dirty.

Great. Thanks,Dr. Hahn.

you're going to hell
'cause you're a liar.

-Was it obvious?
-unfortunately,no.

what?

What happened?

Look.

You paged
me 9-1-1.

I'm in the middle of studying for hahn's
pulmonary autograft,and I don't see an emergency.

No,no,no.

They're residents.

That one. baked a 7-layer cake for
that one's birthday,from scratch.

Oh,oh,and--and that one,that one's,uh,girlfriend.
is taking him skiing this weekend.

oh,but this one's the best.

Okay,this one gets to
leave to go get a facial.

And she told her attending,and her attending
was happy 'cause they have to have facials.

they're dermatologists.

-I mean.
-oh,my god.

The hospital has hired
someone to rub them. full-time.

I bet their boyfriends don't go digging
around in their closets without asking.

never.

I told hahn I knew how to do a
coronary artery reanastomosis.

-you don'T.
-I know.

I looked it up,but the kid's 8.
He's got tiny little arteries.

Okay,you know what? Um,snag me some of
those grapes there,and I'll teach you.

Oh,and then find Dr. Daisy pepman.

Ask her for a suture kit
and a 7-0 polypropylene.

-Dr. Daisy pepman?
-She's a resident.

She pours fruity drinks. 'Cause
she has time for that kind of thing.

And I like saying her name.

So is that hyphenated,or did
her parents name her daisy

-- no,no.Hey,no--no
mocking.

There is no mocking in derm.

only warmth and light.

You all right,Mrs. Paley?

You want to know what duncan's doing?

Packing to leave,and I can't stop him.

I suck at this.

I'm tired and I'm fried because I lie
awake at night listening to him breathe

because I'm afraid his heart's gonna stop and
he's gonna die,and I'll have been sleeping.

I don't know how to do this.

Well,no one knows how to be the mom of a
kid with heart failure. Nobody teaches that.

And you have a really
smart kid. You know that.

We just need to up
our game a little bit.

-Can I try?
-Oh,go for it.

A baseball?

Which is why you were so lethargic.

Why I slept through
most of our trip,perhaps?

Not because I'm boring and uninterested
in the cultures of the world?

How was I supposed to know?

You were supposed to give me the benefit
of the doubt,not throw electronics at me.

Uh,Mr. Grandy,this is a massive tumor
in an area that's very hard to reach.

You're gonna want to talk
about this with your wife.

Oh,I'm sure she's fine with the risks.

-Arnie-- I'm going
through with it.

I've got nothing left to lose.

We'll see you in the O.R.

Dr. Shepherd,that is my patient.

I'm sure you can use another
resident,even if you can't--

stevens,I am not the traffic
cop on the playground.

No,it's not the playground.
It's the wild,wild west.

And you're the sheriff.
Can't you be the sheriff?

I'll think of you when we
crack his forehead open.

I'm not letting you do this to
me,alex. Do not walk away from me,karev.

Give me back my surgery
or I'll shoot your ass off!

he stole a very big surgery.

I'll pick it up.

-What'd you do with the diary?
-It's in my locker.

Hey,do you want me to screen it for you?

Magic-marker-out
all the scary parts.

-No. No one's reading it.
-Okay,now don'T. here.

Don't pull too hard.
You're stretching the skin.

Alex stole my patient with a grapefruit growing behind
his eyes,and your boyfriend couldn't give a crap.

And just in case I wasn't sure,he actually
said the words,"I don't give a crap.

" Okay,see that guy there? Okay?

He's a resident. He's dragging 'cause
he got too much sleep last night.

-Too much.
-What?

It's like watching a living freak show.

I don't talk about sex.

Please.let's just pretend I
never said even a single word.

I don't talk about sex with
anyone,ever,not any kind of sex.

- Bailey,I am
begging you - zz-zz.

The vah-jay-jay is
undiscovered country.

It is the motherland.

You've never traveled there.

You don't know its customs and ways.

Now me,I've always
wanted to go to africa.

Uh,but if I go,I'm going to
have to learn a few things first.

I'm going to have to prepare.

I'll need shots,um,bring my own
syringes in case something goes wrong,

- and--and I'll want to know how to get to
the embassy,just...- okay,now you've lost me.

just talk about it.

Not with me.With the other one.

Just talk about the rules,uh,the
expectations,figure out how to gracefully demure

if you find that you don't
like the--the local cuisine.

In ethiopia,they eat stew
off of spongy,sour bread.

That's not for everyone.

mer,I need you.

harshing the vibe.

what are you doing?

Cristina found this magical
world where doctors are happy

and patients are pleasant and no one
is screaming or stealing surgeries.

Everyone just rubs
each other all day long.

You all want to be dermatologists?

Dermatologists apply
lotion for a living.

They don't need to fight for anything.

They don't want to cut anyone open.

They just.

love lotion.

Do you know how much easier our life
would be if we could just love lotion?

How do you think they got that way?

Their mothers didn't leave
diaries around for them to read.

Sloan told me today to stake
my claim in the wild,wild west.

So I went all cowboy on alex's
ass,and I still don't have my surgery.

These women.

they do not have to stake a claim.

Okay.

You all need to snap out of it.Izzie.

in the wild,wild west,there is always a woman in the saloon
and nobody messes with her,even though they all have guns.

She's a prostitute.

The woman in the saloon
is a whore,george.

no.She just has other skills she
uses to make her way in the world.

So just,uh,use what you got.

Mer,I'm gonna take this,and I need you to
help me sell an idea to hahn and the chief.

- Cristina.
- Hmm?

You're coming,too.

Cristina!

how you doing,Mr. Grandy?

We,um.I've got a tumor that's
been compared to a baseball,

a grapefruit and an alie
living inside my head,

and. my wife.

who was ready to divorce me even before
she knew that I was damaged goods,

she won't even look at me.

No,I'm sure she's just freaked out
about the tumor.It happens a lot.

What if it isn't just the tumor?

I mean,what if she's figured out
that she just doesn't like me?

No.You're a really
likable guy.I can tell.

You're a nice girl.

is,um.

is your new doctor as
nice as me--Dr. Karev?

He's all right.

That's good.Yeah.

He was having some personal
problems,depression.

He's been a little.off his game,but.

- w--off his game?- Well,it sounds
like he's bouncing back.You'll be fine.

W-wait a minute.I don't want
someone who's off his ga.

Can I get,uh,you back?

Oh,gee.Um,well.

well,you could talk to Dr. Shepherd,tell him you don't
want Dr. Karev on your case,and then I'm all yours.

what happened?

She said she was feeling faint,and I thought
she was just pissed about waiting for her cream.

- Her pulse ox is 90?
- Yeah,and the oxygen's not helping.

get her to the E.R.

Why didn't you move her to the E.R.?

- Well,I-I didn't know what to do.- I--
so what,you've just been standing here?

- No,I've been paging you.
- Where the hell have you been?

ok,here,um,aggressive
fluids,supportive care,steroids.

Give her 16 of dexamethasone.

B. P. 'S going back up.

okay,um,call Dr. Bailey and tell her the patient
needs a plasmapheresis and a skin biopsy stat.

- You stole my surgery.
- It's my surgery.

Using me as a doormat is one thing.

Screwing with my career is another.

I have been wiping your snot and
covering your ass for weeks now,

and all you've done is abuse me.

And for a little while,you get to do that
because you're heartbroken and pathetic,

and I'm a good friend,but it ends now.

Get your own surgeries
and wipe your own snot.

Dr. Shepherd,that's my surgery.

The patient made the request,karev.

Nothing I can do.

60% of her skin sloughed off.

I'm surprised she didn't crash when
she got out of bed this morning.

Dr. Sloan didn't catch it when
he was down here for a consult?

Oh,he may have been distracted by the fact
I told him it was necrotizing fasciitis.

That would do it.

Uh,can I do the biopsy?

Well,sure.

I didn't know you had a
big interest in dermatology.

No,I-I don't,just the surgical part.

No,Dr. Bailey,I'm not
interested in derm.

atology.

We're doing a bicoronal
incision.Expect a lot of bleeding.

- Once I get going,it'll all happen fast,so stay with me.
- stevens,grab a bovie.

All right.

here we go.

You are not bringing an
8-year-old child into the O. R.

He's scared,and he doesn't know what's gonna
happen,ane theris no way for him to imagine it.

Letting the boy see a bloody O.
R.Isn't gonna help matters,o'malley.

Dr. Hahn has a thorascopic lung resection in an
hour-- three tiny incisions,no blood,nothing scary.

- And what's that gonna do?
- It's gonna show him the room,

the people,the instrument someone
under anesthesia who's still alive.

Pinning him down and doping him up is.

it's gonna be traumatic
for him and it'S.

showing him how it works
is such an easy fix.

- You can't see,can you?
- Nope.

I don't want to go in there.

Scared?

Well,there's not gonna be any
blood-- nothing gross,nothing scary.

It's just three tiny cuts that are
so small,you can barely see 'em.

The first time that I went in
there,in that room,I was scared.

But that room is the most
magical room in the world.

Only the finest doctors get to go in there,and a lot of
the great ones,they're not even allowed to touch anything.

They can just watch.

I'm pretty good,so I'm still a watcher.

The people that work in there,they're
just-- they're the best,the very best.

It's the safest place you'll
ever be in in your entire life.

Where'd that guy's face go?

You lost,o'malley?

Sorry.

No,wait!I want to see!I want
to see the guy with no face!

Stop!Stop!

Never mention this happened to anyone,I'll give
you whatever you want for the rest of your life.

- Okay?
- Okay.

good afternoon,duncan.

Come on in and take a look.

I want to go back to the other one.

we're not talking about the other one.

- This one's boring.
- Yeah?Well,yours will be boring,too.

Do I get the big lights?

Yeah,you get all the big lights.

Where's the suctioner?

- It's right over there.
- Can I feel it?

I just want to feel it once.

Move over first.

can I touch the scalpel?

You just need to lie down.

I just want to see everything.

That's a video camera.

You'll be able to watch the
whole thing when it's over.

Start shooting right now.

- What?
- lie down.

See you after surgery.

don't squeeze too hard.

The teeth on the
forceps can leave holes.

That's good.

Very good.Keep going with that plane.

Great.Okay,let me take a look.

Cowboys don't have friends.

Dr. Grey,you ready?

Okay,good visualization,and
start suturing rige.

Her all right.Keep going.Very nice.

All right.Give her a
little room,o'malley.

Okay.

Beautiful.

You can tell Dr. Yang she's a better
teacher than I would've thought.

- Sorry.
- Save it.

If your colleagues know more than
you do,milk 'em for all they're worth.

But you lie to me again about your experience,and
the next heart you see will be your own

as I cut it out of your
chest with a steak knife.

Mrs. Grandy?

Your husband is in recovery.

It was a tough procedure,but
overall,it went really well.

He's gonna be okay,Mrs. Grandy.

he is never gonna forgive me.

He was sick,and I told
him he was lazy and boring.

He was sick.You didn't know.

Well,I'm his wife.I should've known.

He was.

people are terrible to the
people they love sometimes.

They're mean.

You were both going through a really hard
time,and you took it out on one another.

It isn't fun,but is what people do.

That doesn't make you the worst
wife in the world.It just makes you.

a person who made a mistake.

I miss anything good?

You're gonna love this.The redhead
just gave the short one a case

because she thought he'd find it
interesting-- a pyogenic granuloma.

Gave it away.

We could transfer.

Maybe we'd be happier.

We'd die of boredom.

We'd die with great skin.

I had the biggest derm emergency that
exists toy,and it was fun for about a minute,

'cause a woman almost
died,but then we saved her.

And all she needed was a stupid biopsy.

I tore a guy's face off.

I reattached a coronary artery.

I hate you both.

We are not happy,glowy people.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

We gotta get outta here.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Still no word on the test?

- George,I'm sure you passed.
- It'll be okay.

- I mean,you're gonna buy me a beer tonight,and then
- oh,right.

it's gonna be okay.

O'malley.

Test results.

Okay.

You passed.

I passed?

George,you're-- you're
not an intern anymore.

- I passed.
- We are so gonna celebrate.

I passed.I passed.

I pass-- I'm gonna,uh,I gotta
go tell izzie and meredith.

No,no,go tell
'em,and--and then we'll.

okay.

huzzah!

to george o'malley,repeater no more.

you're gonna be impossible now.

Lexie!

come on and join us.

Hey,I'm gonna get a drink first.

Hey,joe.Um,could I have a beer?

Sure.Want me to bring it to the table?

No,,I'm--I'm just
gonna sit over there.

Hey,joe,can I get another vodka tonic?

George passed his exam.

Tool.

ah,just the people I was looking
for.Joe,I want to buy these two a drink.

You are the best roommate ever.

I am.Just
to be clear--

you two ever pull that crap on one of my cases
again,I will have you thrown out of the program.

you know what,joe?I'll just
take my drink at the table.

I-I know,okay?

I know I'm being an ass.

I can't help it.I'm pissed off all
the time,so much,I can't even breathe.

But you can't be pissed at a crazy chick for losing her
mind,so there's nobody else to be pissed at except you.

Nobody else.

we need to have rules.

- What?
- Rules.

We--we need rules about how we're
gonna deal with the motherland.

Because it's undiscovered country and.

maybe.

maybe it'll be the best vacation
either of us has ever had,but.

it's mysterious.

and dark.and there should be rules.

oh,and--and
an embassy.

and a safe word.

I'm sorry.

What the hell are you talking about?

Below the.

below the mason-dixon
line of your pants.

I'm not sure I'm ready to go there.

Me neither.

I--w-- there's lots of undiscovered
territory above the belt.

Uh,we can take it slow.

Maybe.

just.

first base?

okay.

Okay.Thank you.

sorry.

Here,finish my wine.

I'm gonna look at the menu while you let
your blood pressure drop back down to normal.

Erica.

Maybe second base,too.

I could always move back to the trailer.

No,I want you here.

I mean,I may not always be
so graceful about it,but.

iant you here.

You need a place for your things.

It's not an unreasonable request.

You can use this as your den
or your office or whatever.

It's your mom's den.

But she isn't here.You are.

What about you?

You need someplace,someplace
you can get away to.

Well,I can always go to
cristina's or whatever.

I think I have a better idea.

We like to think we're fearless,eager to
explore unknown lands and soak up new experiences

but the fact is,we're always terrified.

Maybe the terror is
part of the attraction.

Some people go to horror movies.

We cut things open,dive
into dark waters.

"October 13,1977.

I haven't slept in three days.

" And at the end of the day,isn't
that what you'd rather hear about

if you've got one drink and
one friend and 45 minutes?

Smooth rides make for boring stories.

- A little calamity--
that's worth talking about.

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