Grey's Anatomy (2005–…): Season 4, Episode 12 - Where the Wild Things Are - full transcript

Previously on "gr's anatomy"...

can I have the key back?

I heard we broke
up,so I want it back.

Can it have it,please?

Did you find an apartment yet?

'Cause I was thinking
about getting one.

Can you make sure I stay
on Hahn's cardio service?

Where you guys going?

You going to joe's?I'll
come meet you.

I can't sleep.

What's wrong with me?



Severe abandonment issues.

Psych is crap.

Derek kissed rose?

Yesterday we were
dating other people.

That's not the point.

You weren't ready.

And rose is?

You want to go to
dinner with me tonight?

we like to think that
we are rational beings...

humane...

conscientious...

civilized...

thoughtful.

This is your third session,and you
still haven't said anything yet.



Now while I love
the quiet time,I'M...

I read a study that,

uh,says that just the act of
going to therapy is beneficial,

even if you don't say
anything, even if you just sit.

So you thought you'd
come here and just sit?

Th's how you're gonna
solve your problems?

I don't have problems.

What brings you here?

But when things fall
apart... even just a little...

it becomes clear- we're
no better than animals.

damn it!

it's not that bad.

I mean,once we get
rid of the roaches,

- the apartnt
- the crapartment.

George,this is our home.

We'll fix it up.

With what money?

We'll figure it out.

Look,I like it here,

and i would like it here so much
more if you would like it here,too.

we have opposable
thumbs... look,I'm fine.

It's just... I just
haven't been sleeping.

You know,it's a-the... just
been five weeks,and I can't sleep.

Five weeks since what?

Look... I work in this hospital.

I try not to listen to gossip,
but this is a very gossipy pce.

So there are some
things that I've heard.

Derek's not the reason I'M... here.

- He's not the reason.
- Then what brings you here?

you know,I gotta go.

I'm in this contest.

Grey,if you j...

we think...

we walk erect...

I'm up!

We speak...

we dream...

but deep down,

we're all still rooting
around in the primordial ooze,

biting,clawing,scratching
out an existence in the cold,

dark world like the rest of
the tree toads and sloths.

There's a contest going on.

Sir?

Your residents-they've
been living in the hospital

around-the-clock
for the last 14 days,

engaged in a surgical
contest with a point system.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

They're committed.

- It's commitmenT.
- It's a lion fight.

Okay,I have one baby
to get to day care.

I have 50 residents on my watch,
four surgeries on my schedule.

The lions can fight all they want.

I'm not zookeeper.

Keep your animals under control.

Yes,sir.

Move it!

She's wretched... and mean.

She's not.

You know,I heard one of the nurses saying
that they've only been on five dates.

Yeah,'cause derek knows
she's wretched,and she's mean.

- Yeah.
- What did you do to your hair?

You guys,I know you're
trying to make me feel better,

but I have to tell you,this pausing
to talk about rose and derek,

- it just means...
- yeah?

- I'm gonna win.
- you bitch!

What?

Keeping it clean was getting
in the way of the contest,

so I chopped it off last night.

It just makes me faster
and sleeker,like a cheetah.

You chopped off all your hot
hair for a stupid contest?

Not stupid.

Rock star contest.

Best contest ever.

You should try living in the hospital
for two straight weeks,george.

It's amazing.

This contest is for residents only.

Yes!I know that.

Doesn't mean he
can't still live here.

I feel juiced and alive, and my
brain is clicking and running.

I have never been more on my game.

I'm kinda sad the
contest ends tonight.

I'm not. I want at prize.

What prize?

Bailey won't tell us.

But I want it. I want it bad.

too bad you're never gonna get it.

So on my game!

yeah.

- Good morning.
- Thank you.

Wh do you see in her?

Is it the hot sex?

Is she an animal?

Is she a bobcat?

- Mark.
- Come oN.

Lady on the streets,tramp
in the sheets.

- Am I right?
- Oh,yeah.

She's amazing. Hot,sweaty.

Very dirty,hot,sweaty sex.

You haven't slept
with her yet,have you?

She's waiting until we're serious.

She has morals.

She's a lady.

Besides,you know
what's better than sex?

- What?
- Anticipation.

Anticipation,my friend.

Why didn't anybody wake me?

Why would we help you?

There's such a thing as honor.

Yeah,it's
dog-eat-dog,karev.

Suck it up.

I'm so not doing thiS.

- You so are gonna do it.
- I'm so not.

Callie. Callie. Callie. Callie. Callie.

Oh,hey.

You-you came
in with Hahn?

Erica?Yeah.

We went out last night,and then it got
kinda late with the dancing and the...

anyway... we never made it
home, so I hitched a ride here.

You're hanging out with Hahn?

Erica. Yes.

So you and hahn are friends?

Erica.

Yeah.

see,this is the
downside of the contest.

I'm stuck here all the time,

and callie's living in my
apartment and hanging out with hahn.

I bet they're just
trying to pick up guys.

I'm so glad I'm past that.

I don't need guys.

I don't need sex 'cause this
competition is my orgasm.

You know what?I should
be hanging out with hahn.

Cristina,would you focus?

It is so much more fun kicking
your ass when you focus.

- Who's winning?
- Yang.

- Surprised?
- What?

Let me see.

I'm 26 points behind?

That's not possible.

Count again.

What about all the surgeries?

Only 3 points for watching.

You gotta do.

I do do.

I can't make them
let me do procedures.

You gotta ask.

You gotta take charge
of your own destiny,

make it happen,like this.

What do you got?

Otis
sharon,61-year-old male,

found unconscious on the street
corner with a swollen ankle.

Not it.

I don't even know what happened.

Initial B.P.Was 90 over palp.

Vitals stable after a bolus of N.S.

Okay,he's mine.

All of you back off.

It's a swollen ankle,iz.

Yeah,he passed
out,he's pale,altered,

hypotensive,and he's got a rash.

You see a sprained ankle.

I see a medical mystery.

80 points.

Oh,stevens is the
only one working today?

Uh,no. We're all working.

We got paged.

For the ankle. It's gone.

Now you're trolling for traumas?

Somebody could come in any
minute with a critical injury.

We're being proactive.

We're helping people.

You're trolling.

You're trolling,

and I've got no one on
post-op and pre-op. Now move.

help us!

Please help!

help my brother!

- I'm gonna get a gurney.
- Help my brother.

What happened to your hand?

Uh,a bear.

A what?

He's really hurt.

We tried to stop the bleeding.

We were camping in the mountains.

You drove althe way here?

We couldn't wait for an ambulance.

- I'm fine.
- No,you're not.

Let me see your hand.

Sir,let's try and get
you on this gurney.

careful.

Step down right here.

I- intestines
in the hands.

Intestines in the hands.

Did you just say-
intestine in the hands!

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He just touched it.

He just... just put his hand out.

He touched a bear?

A cub,and then the
m- the mother came.

I bet she did.

Why would he do that?

We go camping all the time.

- I don't why...
- okay,try to relax,mr. Robinson.

All right,get me a
chest tube tray,please.

Did I hear bear attack?

Complete evisceration,chief.

Give me 100 of sux,20 of etomidate.

Get me an intubation tray
and an O.R.Room ready now.

Are you gonna put me under?

Sir,it'll be the best thing
that's happened to you all day.

is my brother gonna be okay?

Please.

This whole thing's my fault.

I gotta know if he's okay.

They're taking him to surgery.

They don't know much yet.

We'll keep you informed.

Okay,okay.

Impressive hand,phillip.
I can see right through it.

The bear cub,she just latched
on and wouldn't let go.

And then-and then when scott
came over to try to help,

the mother,she... oh,god.

I can't believe we
got out of there alive.

He has to be all right.

He's gonna be all right.

He has to be,right?

Right?

He has to be all right.

You really don't
remember how you fell?

One minute I was
walking down the street,

and the next minute,there was
paramedics standing over me.

Have you been feeling dizzy
lately, like the room is spinning?

Maybe a little.

Any muscle aches?

Fatigue?

Fever?

Headaches?

Well,now that you mention it,yes.

Any recent travels?

Well,I go back and forth to
the east coast for my job.

Does that count?

Notice any tick or mosquito bites?

I- I live near a lake.

I get mosquito bites all the time.

Oh,god. Do I have something bad,

like malaria or west
nile virus or something?

Oh,no,no.

There's no need to panic,mr. Sharon.

We're gonna take this
one step at a time,okay?

Okay.

mama bear mama bears
never mess around.

I have a ross procedure,

but I want to keep a close eye on his
chest tube outputs and blood pressure.

What's the game plan?

He's a setup for
overwhelming sepsis,

so we're gonna deal with the life-threatening
blood loss and get out of there.

You won't be able to touch
him until he's stable.

I'm in O.R.Four.

Can you make sure I'm
getting hourly updates?

Oh,I'd be more than happy to
apprise you of his condition,Hahn.

Fine.

You don't get points for
sucking up to an attending,yang.

Oh,shut up.

I hate this contest.

There's a lot of stuff in here.

There's a lot of stuff.

Stupid,stupid contest-
stupid,and irresponsible.

I want to play.

There's good stuff,free stuff.

I need a butterfly needle,a
vacutainer, and,uh,maybe an L.P.Kit.

I'm 26 points behind,so
I need it fast.

Why,what do you got?

Something good?

Uh,sprained ankle.

you get 26 points
for a sprained ankle?

Last time callie treated what
we thought was a sprained ankle,

it turned out the
patient was malnourished,

had a perforated ulcer
and died on the table.

That's the best case scenario.

Well,not the death part,george.

The medical mystery part.

It's 80 points for
solving a medical mystery.

It's the holy grail
of the competition.

Oh,yeah.

Sometimes an ankle's
just an ankle,though.

Syncope,a very strange rash,pale,

insidious onset in a
guy who travels a lot.

This is not just an ankle.

Oh,thanks.

Oh,I could do a lot with these.

That's an underpad.

Underpads soak up urine.

Or... it could be a place mat.

Fruit bowl.

there. Done.

Beat you,busted hand and all.

It's completely illegible.

He's a slob.

Still beat her.

Okay,mr. Robinson,O'malley is going
to come and take you to x-ray,

and I am gonna take your wife to
the waiting room until you get back.

She said "wife.

"I'm still not used to that.

We're newlyweds.

Congratulations.

She's my rebound girl.

Um,he's a little hopped up
on painkillers right now.

I think you're oversharing,honey.

She thought she
was my rebound girl,

but I rebounded her,all
the way to the church.

Only knew her ten days,
but when you know,you know.

You know?

I'm leaving you.

I'll miss you while you're gone.

are you okay?

It's just,you know,you
marry a man like that...

or a man like that marries you,

and he's cute and he's rich...

he's a catch by anyone's standard.

So you sort of sit around waiting
for the other shoe to drop,

because there's no way a
man like that marries you.

Or me.

I mean,he married me.

I'm sorry.

I must look like a crazy woman.

It's okay,but it looks like
you're bleeding a little.

Do you mind if I just take look?

No,no. I'm-I'm
fine.

I just scratched myself on a
branch when we were running.

Why are you looking
at me like that?

- CT is clear.
- but it's deep.

That bear clawed you good.

Go I didn't even feel it.

Adrenaline's a
pretty powerful drug.

You're gonna have
to repair the galea,

but it should reattach
without a problem.

Okay,squeeze my fingers
as hard as you can,please.

I just got happy.

I just got married,and
I'm really,really happy.

I don't have permanent
brain damage,do I?

No,it appears that you do not.

Okay,good.

Page me if any neuro
deficits appear.

You got lucky.

Your scalp wasn't
completely taken off,

so we can just sew it back on.

Your hair should cover the scar.

You won't even need surgery.

That's great.

Thank you.

Grey here will take care of you.

You can go back to
being a happy newlywed.

Okay.

don't worry.

He and rose won't last.

he's hypothermic,and
his bowels are swollen.

We need to stabilize
him in the I.C.U.

And try and get
him back to the O.R.

When he's less acidotic.

That'll give us time to deal with the
puncture wounds and the lacerations.

Sorry to say that one of you has
several hundred sutures ahead of you.

- i can do it.
- I'll do it.

I need the practice.

Her stitches are flawless.

- I need the work.
- Yes,they're flawless

because I practice.

Karev,it's yours.

yes.

You need to update hahn on the
condition of the patient hourly.

That ought to keep you busy.

That is a minute an hour.

I can suture for the other 59.

Fine,you both do it.

That's not fair.

This man was a cw toy
for a grizzly bear.

There'll be enough to go around.

A lot of enthusiasm for
an afternoon of stitching.

Some people find it boring.

I value the fundamentals.

It's a point a suture.

Kiss ass.

it is a hairline fracture.

His E.S.R.And
C.R.P.S were elevated.

I also appreciated some
swelling in the knee.

What does that mean?

There could be some sort of
inflammatory process going on.

Inflammatory?That sounds bad.

I don't want you to
worry yet,mr. Sharon.

Yet?

Is there someone
I can call for you?

Maybe you shldn't
be alone here today.

Um,how were his labs?

W.B.C.'S normal,slightly anemic,

potassium's mildly decreased.

Okay,give him,a,uh,k-rider,

then see if you can tap the fluid in his
knee to check for white cells or crystals.

Let me know if the tap's positive.

Good luck,mr. Sharon.

You think I need luck?

Oh,god.

I want to go home.

- Mr. Sharon - I-I
want... look,I want to go back.

I want to go back to when I was 30,

and I want to stop
smoking when I was 30.

Or back to when I was 20 and not
start smoking in the first place.

I want to give up coffee
and junk food and beer,

and I want to be healthy like my
ex-wife always nagged me to be.

She was a saint.

she was a saint,and
I drove her away.

I want to go back and not drive
her away so I don't end up at 60,

sick and fat and alone
and scared in some hospital

with some beautiful young
doctor holding my hand,

that she wouldn't
be holding my hand

except she's trying to figure out
what horrible disease I'm gonna die of.

I... I want to go home.

Where's the fire?

Can't talk now.

Gotta kick karev's ass suturing.

Uh,since when are you
friends with my mentor?

A," she's not your mentor
because she treats you like crap,

and "b," if you weren't living
in the hospital like a mangy dog,

you would've noticed that erica and
I have been friends for a while. "

You put in a good
word for me,right?

We don't talk about you.

I let you live with me.

He's getting on the elevator.

- Who?
- Alex.

Hold it!Hold it!

It needs surgery,but callie wants to
do 24 hours of antibiotic coverage.

So I think we should
just irrigate and splint.

Okay. I'll take care of it.

Or I could take care of it,and you
could take care of the wife's scalp.

She needs lots of complex sutures.

You could get lots
of complex practice.

Isn't that like a point a suture?

You don't want that?

I think this is bigger
than a broken hand.

He provoked a bear and then
drove himself to the hospital.

Well,he-he
was in shock.

And he married his rebound girl.

What?

He married his rebound girl, after
knowing her for only ten days.

Nobody does that.

Who does that?

I'm thinking brain tumor.

I got married on the
spur of the moment,

and I don't have a brain tumor.

That you know of.

I'll do the scalp.

You will?

I'm gonna watch you try
to turn a broken hand

into a neuro problem just
to get some extra points?

Nope.

It's not about the points.

I'm gonna watch you try
to turn a broken hand

into a neuro problem just so you
have a reason to talk to shepherd?

nope.

I do not need a reason
to talk to shepherd.

If I want to talk to
shepherd,I'll talk...

What is this?

Is this a hint?

I should be getting you more gifts?

A grateful patient gave them to me,

but since you're asking,I do
like a nice box of chocolates.

You're gonna die
of a diabetic coma,

and I don't want any part of it.

Cheapskate.

crackhead.

Have you seen him?

I have.

Have you seen his eyes?

I... Yeah.

I'm trying to play it cool.

I am playing it so,so cool.

I love him.

Oh,my god.

I... don't know you.

I... didn't say that.

what's with the flowers?

Uh,are you asking as
a resident or a sister?

Sister.

I'm stealing stuff.

Okay.

Are... you okay?

Resident again now.

Stop stealing crap
from the hospital.

Keep a lid on it.

I like to know where I am.

Ph is up to 7.28

Yeah,not great,but it's improving.

Push another amp of
bicarb for a boost.

Karev's only at 17.

You're not helping!

Did you just yell at the chief?

Uh... s-sorry,sir.

Oh,I should end this
competition right now.

- no!
- No,no.

Uh,uh,I-I
mean,uh,it's-it's fine.

I mean,actually,they're
doing some nice work.

She's beating the
pants off of you,karev.

Don't you have an
update to deliver?

Well,I think hahn can
wait a couple of minutes.

Yang.

crap.

I thought you told me to keep
the animals under control.

Well,from time to time,
I like to go to the zoo.

Hahn,mr. Robinson is
critical but stable.

We had to put him on low
dose levofed for his B.P

,And he's put out 350
cc's from his chest tube.

All right.

I'll look forward to another
scintillating report in an hour.

Of course.

I'm thinking we ought to have
a little contest of our own.

You want to live in the
hospital like rodents?

Different kind of contest.

You and rose,you're
not exclusive,right?

- So I'm thinking
- you're not serious.

One woman,10 points.

2 women,same time,20 points.

You get out in the morning before
anybody wakes up,5 point bonus.

You are serious.

You need a little
spice in your life,man.

I'm just trying to help.

I am truly a worse human
being for knowing you.

It's okay,mr. Sharon.

oh,it's not okay. It hurts.

I'm alone. I'm all alone,and it
hurts,and I'm not okay. I'm dying.

by some lucky stroke of
fate,you fractured your ankle

and ended up at seattle gra
hospital with me as a doctor.

And I am gonna find out
what's wrong with you,

and then I'm gonna do my damnedest
to fix it,and if I can't fix it,

I'm gonna assemble a team of doctors that are better
than me,and they're gonna do their damnedest,too.

And then you know
what's gonna happen?

What?

You're gonna live a healthier
life,and maybe even call your ex-wife

because you're being given a second chance at
life and this time- this time you can do it right.

You're gonna feel
a little pressure.

chief,mR.Robinson's brother.

Can I talk to
him?Just for a minute.

hey,man.

- Hey,that you,phil?
- How you feeling?

I feel like A... like a bear
ate my guts out or something.

You touched a cub,man.

What the hell?

I wasn't thinking.

I... I'm so sorry.

So touching the
cub,you knew better?

Of course he knew better.

He's having an early midlife
crisis. He's gonna kill us all.

I'm not having a midlife crisis.

Dude,dude,dude,you
married your midlife crisi

just 'cause you got eaten by a bear,you
don't get to talk smack about my wife.

So was this spontaneous wedding
out of character for you?

You know what?He needs a little
rest,so let's have some quiet.

- oh,where was I?
- 59

you are toast.

- ticktock.
- oh,shoot.

Yang,no running in the hospital.

Why did we do a spinal
tap on an ankle fracture?

He's getting a full workup.

- How many points?
- what?

Look me in the eyes and tell me you
are not putting this man through painful

and unnecessary procedures because
you're trying to win a contest.

I'm doing this because my
patient had dyspnea on exertion,

headaches,fever,myalgia,a confluent
rash intermittently over his entire body.

I'm working him up for R.M.S.F

And doing lyme titers,but I'm also
worried about a rare autoimmune

or rheumatoid disease because of his
high C.R.PAnd sed rates,or maybe lupus.

I'm doing a spinal tap,too,because he was
altered and is amnestic about his fall earlier.

I- i do want to win this contest,

but I also want to make sure that
a man does not leave this hospital

with meningitis or encephalitis and discover when
it's too late that all we did was treat his ankle.

All right,then. Carry on.

When you hear hoofbeats,think
horses not zebras,right,dr. bailey?

Exactly,o'malley. Exactly.

Something tells me you're not just
worried about the damage to my hand.

Phillip,earlier today,you were
squinting at your paperwork.

I keep telling him
he needs glasses.

And your handwriting was very
tiny and wasn't all that legible.

Is that normal for you?

Well,uh,never been a straight-a
student,if that's what you mean.

Is he d- or
are we done here?

- We could both use some rest.
- Humor me for one more second.

okay,look straight ahead.

Tell me when you see my fingers.

- I see them.
- Tumor!

Sorry.

This is nice of you,really.

Dreaming up some brain tumor to make me feel
better about the fact that I made a bear mad.

Everross your mind I may be just the type
of guy who's dumb enough to pet a bear?

Jennifer,is he that type of guy?

Well,don't ask me. I've
only known him a few months.

Phillip,you knew better.

You touched the cub anyway.

- That,along with your other
symptoms- what symptoms?

My vision's going bad. So
I get glasses,right?

But it's not just your vision.

Brain tumors have been known to impede
judgment,prompt spontaneity,impulsivity.

He married a trashy waitress,right?

I mean,that's what you mean,that he
married a girl like me,e rebound girl.

I'm just saying,I would
like him to have an M.R.I

Just to be sure.

Well,the answer's no.

- Do the M.R.I-
Honey,I don't need-

phillip,do the damn
M.R.I,Because you're wrong.

He loves me. He loves me.

Mr. Robinson is doing
better. We were able to D.C

The levofed,and he's
intermittently awake and lucid.

His chest tube has put out 100 cc's since I last saw
you,and I'll be back in an hour with another update.

Is somebody chasing you Yang?

- Excuse me?
- What are you racing around for?

- Uh,uh,no reason.
- No reason?

Not because you're running towards the
finish line of this surgical contest?

Oh,that. Yes.

- Are you winning?
- yes

- once I finish my sutures on mr. Robinson.
- Oh,that's too bad.

I was gonna let you watch me
put mrs. Witkowsky's new valve in,

but if a contest is more important
than a cardiac surgery,so be it.

I'd be happy to watch,Hahn.

Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap.

Ankle guy?

His C.S.Fls spotless,the A.B.Gls normal,the
ultrasound is clear- what am I missing?

What am I missing?

- Oh
- What?

- Right there.
- Where

- See?
- NO

Well,the fact that you're doing unnecessary
medical procedures to win a contest.

No!Oh,my god.

The fact that you and meredith are both doing
unnecessary medical procedures to win a contest.

Meredith has a medical mystery?

No,she doesn'T.

Something is wrong. You
wanna know how I know that?

No.

Great doctors have that extra
instinct,george. They just know.

Great doctors,they
know when to stop.

I have to have that
instinct,george.

'Cause my instincts
lately?Very bad.

Really bad.

They told me to go for cardio. They
told me to have sex with a married man.

- Oh?
- They are not serving me well.

I am in danger of going
extinct here if this keeps up,

and I am gonna win this contest if for
no other reason than I have to win it

you paged me?

I thought you might
like to see this.

Is that bear attack guy?

That's bear attack guy,and
that's his big ol' brain tumor.

And I'm not requiring
an apology,george.

I'm not requiring an apology

because the fact that I may have potentially
saved a life today is reward enough for me.

You're calling me in to gloat.

No.

I need a favor.

- what am I at?
- 87

You're an
underdog,aren't you,karev?

Sir?

It's not that yodon't have
the skills. You have the skills.

But you're scrappy.

You're a fighter.

I like that.

I always root for the underdog.

I'm a fighter,but,uh,I'm
no underdog.

Like this guy here. He-he didn't,uh,he
didn't provoke that bear. His brother did it.

Now he's here,fighting for his
life,paying for someone else's mistakes.

It doesn't make him an underdog.

It just,well,makes him have to work
harder to overcome the cards he got dealt.

oh,he's crashing. Hit
that code button.

We got a code blue!Code blue!

- This is meredith's patient?
- YeS.

She didn't want to
come to me herself?

Hey,I'm jusT... her intern.

oh,my god. Oh,my god.

Honey,I'm so sorry.

we did absolutely
everything we could.

The stress was just
too much for his body.

there's more.

the neurosurgeon is going
to come in and talk to you.

No. NO

I need to know. please.

I'm sorry.

I was right about the tumor.

you have something
called a malignant glioma.

this kind of tumor causes,uh,behavioral...
it can cause inappropriate affect.

- Can you operate?
- NO

It's too invasive.

it's been growing a long time.

I'm so sorry.

I... good.

Good,I deserve that.

I killed my brother,so I
don't deserve to survive.

Um... doctor?"

I'm a symptom,right?

I mean,I'M... I'm
like the bear cub.

I'm just a symptom of this tumor.

That's what we're
saying here,right?

Just so I'm clear.

I don't know.

I don't know that.

You're the only one who
could know that for sure.

When you say "negative," do you
mean as in bad or as in nonexistent?

Nothing bad came up.

Well,what about all those alphabet
tests you were railing off?

- I mean,they were elevated or something.
- yeah

Um... they were nonspecific.

They likely indicated that you
basically have a relatively minor flu.

I have the flu?

This whole day... everything you put me
through... you put me through all this for the flu?

I'm sorry. I am

It just-it seemed like
there was something more.

It really seemed... I know it's hard to see the silver
lining here,but think of the discoveries you made today

about yourself and your
life and-and your ex-wife.

My ex-wife was a castrating bitch!

She was a castrating bitch,and I never
missed her for one day since she left!

Not until today!

And I missed her today because
if we were still together,

she would've shot me
dead a long time ago,

and I wouldn't have had to gone
through the hell you put me through!

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to.

- I really- you
treated meike a rat!

Like a rat in some perverted lab!

Just give my prescription. I
want to get outta here.

The flu is a virus.

It,um,doesn't respond
to antibiotics.

I suggest plenty
of fluids and rest.

Fluids and rest?

fluid and rest?

- I'm sorry.
- Fluids and freakin' rest!

I'm sorry!I'm sorry!I'm
really,really sorry.

What are you doing here?You spent the last
three hours watching a surgery. That's 3 points.

I'm trusting you guys screwed
up enough that it won't matter.

I could still win. I could. I
did get a lot of points today.

What's the matter with you?

where's the trash
talk,charles barkley?

She knows I'm the best.

who won?

- Congratulations...
- who won?

Grey.

The guy from the bear attack had
a brain tumor,and grey caught it.

80 points for solving
a medical mystery.

That's what put her over the top.

- I could've found a tumor.
- But you didn'T.

You chose to scrub in with hahn
and watch for 3 little points.

Now congratulate Grey.

congratulations.

Hey,don't you want your prize?

- A shiny pager.
- A sparkle pager.

What's so great
about a glitter pager?

A sparkle pager. It is special.

It is surgery's holy grail.

It's been passed down from resident
to resident,and now it belongs to Grey.

For the next three months,whenever you all
get a surgery,you have to page this pager,

and if grey wants your surgery,she
has the right to take it from you.

- Come on.
- crap

Enjoy the power,Grey.

Now may I recommend
you all go home?

You smell,you greasy,you need to
bathe,and I'm sick of looking at you.

Even my 1 year old here is sick of
looking at you. Isn't that right,bug?

Sick of looking at
your little,ugly faces.

Somehow I thought I
would enjoy this more.

Oh,well,give it to
me. I'll enjoy it.

Don't give it to her. Give it to me.

Oh,shut up. It's hers.

She's the winner.

She's not gonna give it to you.

give it to me.

are you kidding
me?Are you kidding me?

I don't like her.

I'm sorry,but as your friend,it's
my job to say it. I don't like rose.

Why?

You're not even sleeping with her.

You don't like her because
she's not sleeping with me?

- That's a little weird.
- It's not weird.

It's a little weird.

Hey,if you were sleeping with rose,I could understand
why you're spending time with her,but you're not.

And it's-it's just,uh,I
thought that,uh,

you know... I thought it
was just gonna be you and me.

- Having sex?
- after

After addison,after
meredith. I have been patient.

I have waitewhile you partnered up
with these chicks,but now they're over,

and it's supposed to be just us,you and
me,two guys on the prowl,on the hunt.

You're having trouble getting
laid,and you need my help.

- I can get
laid. - Mm-hmm.

I can get laid whenever I want.

- I do get laid whenever I want.
- Uh huh

That's the point.

Women are everywhere.

I only have one
person I can talk to.

- That's sweet.
- shut up

No,it's really warm
and fuzzy,very sweet.

Shut up.

Are you serious about this woman?

I don't know.

Could be.

All right.

- I'll give her a chance.
- Good boy

You're pathetic,and I'm a
lesser man for knowing you.

That's my line.

You can't use my line.

thought you were
off duty an hour ago.

I'm just catching
up on some paperwork.

Piled up on you during
the contest,I guess.

You know about that?

I know about otis sharon and the $120,000
worth of unnecessary tests you ordered.

Yeah.

Well... I lost.

And I put a man through
hell for no reason at all.

I was a bad doctor today with bad
instincts,and I deserved to lose.

I don't know why I even bothered
competing in the stupid contest.

- So I don't need to yell?
- You should.

You can.

But you don't need to.

Good.

- Stevens.
- Yes,sir?

My year... I lost by 2 points.

You- you didn't
invent the contest.

The contest is a lion fight.

So chin up,put your shoulders
back,walk proud,strut a little.

Don't lick yr wounds.

Celebrate them.

The scars you bear are
the sign of a competitor.

You were in a lion fight,stevens.

Just because you didn't win doesn't
mean you don't know how to roar.

Good night.

Good night,sir.

There's a little animal in all of us,and
maybe that's something to celebrate.

Our animal instinct is what makes us
seek comfort,warmth,a pack to run with.

Hi,um... h-
hello,Hahn.

I hope it's okay I
invited somebody over.

Oh,no,it's fine.

It's,uh... it's an honor
to have you here,DR. Hahn.

Okay. I have to tell you...

- you won't believe it.
- yes

I... okay.

Was just going in there.

- we may feel caged...
- are you kidding me?

We may feel trapped...

but still,as humans,we
can find ways to feel free.

Be-before you say anything,before
you say a word,just-just hear me out.

I know it's not much,and
I- I-I know it's all stolen.

I- it's all stolen and-
and-and hospitaly and stolen.

You can turn me in if you want to.

You can report me for stealing,'cause
obviously,now I'm a thief.

I've never even shoplifted a piece of gum
before,and now I'm a thief,except I'm-I'm not.

I'm a nester. I'm-I'm
nesting.

This is me nesting... for
you because you hate it here.

You want to be at that big house with meredith and
izzie where things are warm and you have your friends

and-and there
aren't any roaches.

But this can be warm,and I
put out traps for the roaches.

And-and I... I
can be your friend.

No,I-I... I can be your friend.

I d-don't- I don't have any friends
here,not-not really,except you.

And-and I don't have a home
to go to anymore,ex-except here.

I just-I... I
can be your friend.

I complain a lot,don't I?

I- it'S...
okay.

No.

No. You know what?

I'm gonna stop. I'm just-m
just gonna stop right now.

I'm gonna focus on
what'sood,you know,like,uh,

like this crapartment,like
this apartment.

We are each other's keepers.

wish you'd have stolen a tv.

I tried. They're
bolted to the walls.

Still.

We are the guardians
of our own humanity.

good morning.

How are you?

I'll see you.

And even though there's a
beast inside all of us... hi.

I think I found a
way to save lives.

I don't know for sure,but I
think,uh,we can save people

who have the kind of
tumors that mr. Robinson has.

Mr. Robinson-the man who
was mauled by the-the bear.

I did all this
research,and I found this.

It's rare,and it's still untested in humans,but
I could find patients for a clinical trial,

and I could do the lab work,and
I could track the results.

But I do need a neurosurgeon,and
you're one of the best.

It's not about us.

I would go somewhere
else if I could.

But... I don't know.

I think I found a
way to save lives.

What sets us apart from the animals is
that we can think,feel,dream and love.

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