Grey's Anatomy (2005–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head - full transcript

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LAST SEASON
ON "GREY'S ANATOMY"...

YOU HAVE TO GO. I'M LATE.
SERIOUSLY.

GOOD-BYE... UM...

DEREK.
YEAH.

A MONTH AGO
YOU WERE IN MED SCHOOL

BEING TAUGHT BY DOCTORS.
TODAY YOU ARE THE DOCTORS.

YOU'RE INTERNS, GRUNTS,
NOBODIES,

BOTTOM OF THE SURGICAL
FOOD CHAIN.

IT'S LIKE CANDY, BUT WITH BLOOD,
WHICH IS SO MUCH BETTER.

AND DR. SHEPHERD--
HE'S OVER THERE.

WHO HERE FEELS LIKE THEY HAVE
NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE DOING?



STOP LOOKING AT ME
LIKE THAT.
LIKE WHAT?

LIKE YOU'VE SEEN ME NAKED.

I DON'T GET PICKED FOR SURGERIES
'CAUSE I SLEPT WITH MY BOSS,

AND I DIDN'T GET INTO MED SCHOOL
'CAUSE I HAVE A FAMOUS MOTHER.

I USED TO BE A DOCTOR,
I THINK.

FINE, GEORGE AND IZZIE,
YOU CAN MOVE INTO THE HOUSE.

SO YOU BLEW ME OFF
FOR A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA.

THAT'S NOT NEARLY AS MUCH FUN
TO WAKE UP TO.

YOU MIND MOVING
THIS TAIL WAGON?

THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU FAVORING
MEREDITH GREY IN ANY WAY,

I'LL MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T SEE
THE INSIDE OF AN O.R.

FOR A MONTH.
YOU KNOW, I'M YOUR BOSS.

YOU DON'T SCARE ME.
YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT RICHARD
PROMISED CHIEF TO BOTH OF US.

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE
AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER.



MORNING, DR. MODEL.
DR. EVIL SPAWN.

YOU'RE NOT THE ENEMY.
YOU'RE JUST THE COMPETITION.

WHAT IS THIS
THAT WE'RE DOING HERE?

YOU NEED A DEFINITION?

IT'S A TUMOR, AND IT'S PRESSING
AGAINST YOUR OPTIC NERVE.

YOU'VE GOT SYPHILIS.

(George) I DON'T KNOW
HOW THIS HAPPENED.

YOU AND ALEX?

YOU GAVE ME SYPHILIS?!

YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE WOULD
CALL THIS A RELATIONSHIP.

WHO?
ME.

OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE FALLING FOR HIM.

WHAT MAKES A HOTSHOT DOC
LEAVE THE BIG APPLE FOR SEATTLE?

HI, I'M ADDISON SHEPHERD.
SHEPHERD?

AND YOU MUST BE THE WOMAN
WHO'S BEEN SCREWING MY HUSBAND.

(Meredith)
TO BE A GOOD SURGEON,

YOU HAVE TO THINK
LIKE A SURGEON.

EMOTIONS ARE MESSY.

TUCK THEM NEATLY AWAY
AND STEP INTO A CLEAN,

STERILE ROOM,

CUT, SUTURE AND CLOSE.

YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
YOU BEEN IN HERE BEFORE?

ONCE.
THAT WORKED OUT REALLY WELL.

I KNOW THAT LOOK. CAN ONLY
BE ONE OF TWO THINGS.

EITHER YOUR BOSS
IS GIVING YOU HELL,

OR YOUR BOYFRIEND IS.
WHICH IS IT?

BOTH.

BUT SOMETIMES YOU'RE FACED
WITH A CUT THAT WON'T HEAL...

MY BOYFRIEND IS MY BOSS,

WHICH WAS A PROBLEM.

BUT NOT AS BIG A PROBLEM

AS THE FACT THAT MY BOYFRIEND
HAS A WIFE.

TELL YOU WHAT--
THIS ONE IS ON THE HOUSE.

A CUT THAT RIPS ITS STITCHES

WIDE OPEN.

ADDISON, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

YOUR HAIR'S DIFFERENT.

A LOT OF THINGS
ARE DIFFERENT.

IT'S LONGER. I LIKE IT.
IT'S VERY RUSSELL CROWE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

YOU JUST PICK UP
AND LEAVE EVERYTHING--

YOUR HOUSE, YOUR PRACTICE,
YOUR FRIENDS?

YOU HAD A LIFE IN MANHATTAN.
HAD.

AND NOW YOU HAVE
A GIRLFRIEND IN SEATTLE.

SHE SEEMS... SWEET.

THE ICE YOU'RE ON--THIN.

SHE'S YOUNG.
THAT WHOLE WIDE-EYED,

"OOH, HE'S A BRAIN SURGEON"
THING HAPPENING,

BUT STILL SWEET, WHICH IS WHAT
YOU WERE GOING FOR, RIGHT?

THE ANTI-ADDISON?

IF YOU CAME OUT HERE
TO TRY TO WIN ME BACK,

YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT IT.

I DID. I FLEW ALL THE WAY
ACROSS THE COUNTRY

TO REMINISCE OVER
WEDDING PHOTOS, GET DRUNK,

FALL INTO BED, MAKE YOU REALIZE
YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME.

RELAX, DEREK.

I'M HERE FOR WORK.

I'M HELMING THE T.T.T.S. CASE
YOU GUYS ADMITTED LAST WEEK.

AND FROM RICHARD'S BRIEFING,
I SHOULD BE--

RICHARD KNEW
YOU WERE COMING OUT HERE?

HE ASKED ME TO COME.
DIDN'T HE TELL YOU?
NO, HE DIDN'T.

HMM. WELL, SURPRISE.

THE HAIR, THOUGH...

YOU KNOW I'VE ALWAYS HAD
A THING FOR RUSSELL CROWE.

♪♪♪

LET ME SEE IT.

NO LACERATIONS,
NORMAL SWELLING.

GEORGE REALLY
KNOCKED YOU AROUND.

THE GUY'S A LIGHTWEIGHT.

I COULDA PINNED HIM
IN A SECOND IF I WANTED.

YEAH, SO WHY DIDN'T YOU?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

I'M RIDING A CAREER IN PLASTICS
ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK.

I CAN'T AFFORD
TO INJURE THESE BABIES.

ESPECIALLY OVER SOMEONE
LIKE O'MALLEY.
YOU HAD IT COMING.

THE DUDE PUNCHES
LIKE MY SISTER.

OH, SO BY YOUR DEFINITION, THEN,
YOU GOT BEAT UP BY A GIRL?

(chuckles)

ALL HAIL THE CHAMP!

(cheering)

SO MY GUY ALEX FINALLY GOT
WHAT WAS COMIN' TO HIM?

GEORGE KNOCKED HIM DOWN
IN ONE PUNCH.

YOU SHOULDA SEEN IT.

I DON'T WANNA TALK
ABOUT IT.

BRAG, CHAMP, BRAG.
YOU'VE EARNED IT.
CAN I HAVE A BEER?

LET'S PLAY A GAME OF
WHOSE LIFE SUCKS THE MOST.

LET'S NOT.

I'LL WIN.
I ALWAYS WIN.

WELL, YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY
WITH ME.

OH, I DO.
I'LL EVEN GO FIRST.

DEREK'S MARRIED.

GEORGE, BEER IS DRIPPING
FROM YOUR NOSTRILS.

TOLD YOU I'D WIN.

NO, YOU DON'T WIN.

DID YOU HEAR ME?

I SAID DEREK IS MARRIED.

AS IN PIGHEADED,
ADULTEROUS, LIAR MARRIED.

NOTHING YOU COULD SAY
COULD TOP THAT.

I'M PREGNANT.

I WIN.

(Man) JOE, YOU ALL RIGHT?

(dishes crash on floor)

OKAY, MAYBE JOE WINS.

♪♪♪

(George) JOE, LIE DOWN.
THE MEDICS ARE ON THE WAY.

YOU CALLED
THE GURNEY PATROL?
SIT BACK AND RELAX.

WE HAVE TO TAKE YOU TO
THE HOSPITAL TO RUN SOME TESTS.

TESTS? NO. I DON'T NEED
ANY TESTS. I'M FINE.

DUDE, YOU COLLAPSED
ON THE FLOOR.

THIS IS YOUR BAR. YOU KNOW
HOW FILTHY THIS FLOOR IS.

RADIAL PULSE IS STRONG.
MINOR SKULL CONTUSION.

YOU'RE SLEEPING
WITH SOMEONE?
WHAT? WHO?

WHY IS THAT SUCH A SHOCK?
EVEN GEORGE MANAGED

TO GET SOME ACTION.
CORRECTION.
GEORGE GOT SOME SYPHILIS.

HOW COULD I NOT KNOW
YOU WERE SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE?

FORGET THIS. THE HOSPITAL
IS RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET.

I CAN SURE AS HELL WALK
ACROSS THE STREET BY MYSELF.

OH, I THINK WE SHOULD--

NO, I GOT IT. JOE!

(thunder rumbles)

ALL RIGHT, DETAILS.

YOU'RE PREGNANT?
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
WITH PREGNANT INTERNS.

I'M NOT SWITCHING
TO THE VAGINA SQUAD

OR SPENDING MY LIFE
POPPING ZITS.

I'M TOO TALENTED.

SURGERY'S MY LIFE.

WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION,
WHO ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH?

JUST A GUY.
THAT'S ALL I GET?

YOU CAN'T JUST BRING
SOMETHING LIKE THIS UP

AND EXPECT ME TO DROP IT.
WATCH ME.

(Isobel)
WHY ARE YOU BACK HERE TONIGHT?

DON'T YOU HAVE
A DATE WITH McDREAMY?

MORE LIKE McMARRIED.

McWHAT?
I CAME TO CHECK ON JOE.

DO YOU THINK
HE'S GONNA BE OKAY?

YOU THINK HE'S GONNA NEED
AN OPERATION?

OPERATION--YES.
OKAY--HARD TO TELL.

THE BASILAR ARTERY IS BLOWN UP
LIKE A BALLOON,

SUBARACHNOID BLEEDING

AND AN ANEURYSM THE SIZE
OF A GOLF BALL.

NO WAY TO CLIP
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
NOT WITHOUT MAGIC FINGERS.

OR A STANDSTILL OPERATION.

YOU'RE DOING
THE STANDSTILL OPERA--

HE'S DOING
THE STANDSTILL OPERATION.

I'D LIKE TO TRY.

BUT FIRST I NEED SOME
ADDITIONAL PATIENT HISTORY,

OVERNIGHT LABS
AND A CEREBRAL ANGIO.

I'M DRUNK.

MEREDITH...

(softly) McBASTARD.

AHEM.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UH, I AM ON HER SIDE,

BUT WE'RE TALKING
A POSSIBLE STANDSTILL HERE.

RECOGNIZE.

MEREDITH.

GO AWAY.

JUST WAIT.
WE SHOULD DISCUSS THIS.

HERE'S A THOUGHT.

NO. QUIT FOLLOWING ME.

AT LEAST LET ME EXPLAIN.

EXPLAIN? YOU KNOW WHEN YOU
SHOULD'VE EXPLAINED?

THE NIGHT WE MET
IN THE BAR,

BEFORE ANY OF THE REST OF IT.

YEAH, THAT WOULD'VE BEEN
A GOOD TIME TO DISCUSS THIS.

LOOK, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
DO YOU?

SOMEHOW I DOUBT THAT.

BECAUSE IF YOU DID,
YOU WOULD SHUT UP

AND YOU WOULD TURN AROUND
AND GO BACK INSIDE,

BECAUSE YOU WOULD REALIZE
THAT I AM THIS CLOSE

TO GETTING IN MY CAR
AND RUNNING YOU DOWN

IN THE PARKING LOT!

GIVE ME THE KEYS.

(Meredith) I'M FINE.

GIVE ME THE KEYS.

LET'S GO, OKAY?

♪♪♪

AND THE HUSBAND
WAS THE WORST. (laughs)

(laughs)

HMM.

AHEM. WELL, I WILL BE BACK
IN THE MORNING

TO REPORT FOR DUTY.

AND YOU...
(makes kissing sound)

GET SOME REST.

WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?

YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
SHE'S THE BEST IN THE FIELD.

BRINGING ADDIE OUT
WAS A BUSINESS DECISION,

NOTHING PERSONAL.

OH, WELL. WHAT A RELIEF.
IT'S NOT PERSONAL.

IT IS PERSONAL TO ME.

THE WORKINGS OF MY SURGICAL UNIT
DON'T HAVE ANYTHING--

DON'T INCLUDE MY WIFE!
DON'T INCLUDE
YOUR PRIVATE LIFE.

BURKE WILL ACT
AS CHIEF OF SURGERY

UNTIL I'M BACK ON MY FEET.

YOU GAVE CHIEF TO BURKE?

LIKE I SAID, THERE'S NO ROOM
FOR PERSONAL IN BEING CHIEF.

WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING
WITH AN INTERN?

SO I GUESS PART OF BEING CHIEF
IS PERSONAL.

CLOSE THE DOOR
ON YOUR WAY OUT.

♪♪♪

ALLIS.

BABCOCK.

RIGHT ANGLE CLAMP.

OH.

I'M GONNA STERILIZE EVERYTHING
WHEN I'M DONE.

THE SCRUB NURSES WON'T
EVEN KNOW I WAS HERE.

MY LIPS ARE SEALED.

SO, UM,
I HAVE A QUESTION TO ASK.

I CHECKED THE SCHEDULE,

AND I NOTICED THAT YOU AND I
ARE BOTH OFF TONIGHT.

I MADE RESERVATIONS.

I HAVE
A FAVORITE RESTAURANT.

NONE OF THOSE
WERE QUESTIONS.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
OUT TO DINNER WITH ME TONIGHT?

YOU KNOW,
THE O.R. IS THE ONE PLACE

WHERE I CAN COME AND THINK...

AND I WAS THINKING RIGHT NOW,
OKAY?

OF COURSE.

I GET IT.

(George)
I'M NOT A VIOLENT PERSON.

I'M A PACIFIST,

BUT, YOU KNOW, HE JUST--
HE KEPT PUSHING AND PUSH--

HE PUSHED ME,
AND I PUSHED BACK.

I WAS PUSHED,
YOU KNOW, AND NOW HE--

YOU KNOW WHAT?

ALEX TRIES
TO LAY A HAND ON YOU,

JUST TELL ME.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

I DON'T NEED YOU TO--
TO TAKE CARE OF IT.

IF ALEX STARTS SOMETHING,
I-I'LL HANDLE IT MYSELF.

I CAN HANDLE IT.

OKAY, PEOPLE, ASSIGNMENTS.

YANG,
YOU'RE ON DISCHARGES.

O'MALLEY,
REPORT TO ROOM E19.

GREY, COME SEE ME,

AND WHO WAS ON CALL
LAST NIGHT?

SLOPPY, SLOPPY, SLOPPY.

REDO THESE AND RETURN THEM TO ME
BEFORE LUNCH, UNDERSTOOD?

UNDERSTOOD.

KAREV, DON'T TEMPT ME.

SOMEBODY'S POPULAR.

MEANING?

THERE'S BEEN A SPECIAL REQUEST
JUST FOR YOU.

THE CHIEF RUNS THROUGH
ALL OF THIS?

BEFORE LUNCH.

AFTER, YOU'VE GOT
CALLS TO RETURN,

A BUDGET TO APPROVE,
TWO STAFF MEETINGS,

AND FOUR OF RICHARD'S SURGERIES,
INCLUDING YOUR OWN.

ABSOLUTELY. NO PROBLEM.

VIRGINS...

SO CONGRATULATIONS
ARE IN ORDER.

DON'T SWEAT IT,
SHEPHERD.

I'LL ONLY BE YOUR BOSS
FOR A FEW DAYS.

I'M WELL AWARE
OF RICHARD'S RECOVERY TIME.

I'M THE ONE WHO
OPERATED ON HIM, REMEMBER?

I DO.
YOU OPERATED, HE SURVIVED

AND CHOSE ME TO TAKE OVER
WHILE RECRUITING YOUR WIFE.

CLEARLY,
HE HAS BRAIN DAMAGE.

OR IS IT YOUR EX-WIFE?
I'M A LITTLE FUZZY ON THAT.

AHH, WE'RE SEPARATED.

SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
DR. BURKE.

YOU'RE NEVER INTERRUPTING.

SHE'S ALWAYS INTERRUPTING.

I WAS JUST CHECKING TO SEE
IF DR. BURKE SECURED THE IN--

INTERN YOU REQUESTED.
HE DID.

DEFINE T.T.T.S.

TWIN-TWIN TRANSFUSION SYNDROME--
CONJOINED FETAL TWINS.

CONNECTED BY?

BLOOD VESSELS
IN THE PLACENTA.
MEANING?

ONE TWIN GETS TOO MUCH BLOOD,
THE OTHER TOO LITTLE,

ENDANGERING THE LIVES
OF BOTH.

I'D EXPECT YOU
TO KNOW THAT, GREY.

YOU TOLD ME
THERE WASN'T MUCH CHANCE

THAT ANYTHING COULD BE DONE,
BUT--

T.T.T.S. IS USUALLY
IMPOSSIBLE TO CORRECT,

UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO BE
ONE OF THE HANDFUL OF SURGEONS

IN THE WORLD WHO KNOWS HOW
TO SEPARATE FETAL BLOOD VESSELS,

WHICH, LUCKILY FOR YOU,
I AM.

SO WE'RE GONNA GET YOU
INTO SURGERY TOMORROW.

IF YOU HAVE
ANY QUESTIONS AT ALL,

PLEASE ASK DR. GREY.

FROM WHAT I HAVE SEEN,

SHE IS ONE OF THE HOSPITAL'S
MOST POPULAR INTERNS.

I COULD'VE
ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION

HAD YOU
GIVEN ME THE CHANCE.

CHIN UP, GREY.
I'M THIS TOUGH ON EVERYONE,

NOT JUST THE WOMEN
MY HUSBAND SLEEPS WITH.

ORDER AN ULTRASOUND...

HI. CAN I HAVE THE CHART
FOR 119, PLEASE?

THANK YOU.

OH, GOOD. YOU'RE HERE.
LET'S GET STARTED.

OKAY.

(grunts)

O'MALLEY.
YEAH.

YOU'RE TOUCHING ME.

WELL, YEAH.

NO.

CARMEN...

I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME
VERY CAREFULLY.

AS LONG AS I'M IN HERE,

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S HAPPENING OUT THERE

WITH MY DOCTORS,
MY PATIENTS, MY HOSPITAL.

YOU ARE MY EYES TODAY,
MY EARS.

I WANT YOU TO BE A SPONGE.

A SPONGE?
YOU REPORT
ANY AND EVERYTHING

HAPPENING IN THIS HOSPITAL
TO ME.

I'M AN INVESTIGATIVE SPONGE.

I'M NOT FOOLIN' AROUND,
O'MALLEY.

THERE'S TOO MUCH BEEN HAPPENIN'
LATELY UNDER MY RADAR.

IT STOPS TODAY.

UH, BURKE,
YOU GAVE GREY TO ADDISON?

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

THAT'S NOT YOUR CALL,
SHEPHERD.

AND FOR THE RECORD,
I'M ALWAYS SURE.

DID YOU NEED ME FOR SOMETHING?
BECAUSE AS THE NEW CHIEF, I'M--

INTERIM CHIEF.

CHIEF NONETHELESS.

EVER ATTEMPT
A STANDSTILL SURGERY?

IT'S THE LOCATION

OF THE ANEURYSM
THAT MAKES IT TRICKY.

YOUR BODY TEMPERATURE WILL
BE LOWERED COOL ENOUGH

TO PROTECT YOU FROM ANY DAMAGE
AND STOP THE HEART.

WHICH STOPS THE BLOOD FLOW
TO THE BRAIN,

WHICH REDUCES THE RISK
OF RUPTURE.

I'LL HAVE 45 MINUTES
TO CLIP THE ANEURYSM--

BEFORE I STEP IN AND GET
THE HEART STARTED AGAIN.

YOU WANNA FREEZE MY BODY,

DRAIN MY BLOOD
AND STOP MY HEART?

AND BRING YOU BACK.
IN UNDER 45 MINUTES.

IF YOU GO OVER,
IS IT FREE?

NO.

DR. YANG, YOU CAN GO
AND HANDLE THE PRE-OP LABS.

HOW MUCH?

HOW MUCH DOES SOMETHING
LIKE THIS COST?

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD WORRY
ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW.

HEY, LOOK, YOU GUYS SAY THAT YOU
CAN KILL ME AND BRING ME BACK.

I BELIEVE YOU. YOU'RE DOCTORS.
BUT I OWN A BAR.

I DON'T GOT ANY INSURANCE,
SO I'M NOT THAT CONCERNED

ABOUT THE SURGERY SO MUCH
AS WHAT I'M GONNA DO

WHEN I SURVIVE IT.

I NEED A NUMBER.
10 GRAND? 20?

30?

IT'S A COUPLE HUNDRED
AT LEAST.

AT LEAST.

WHO'S HALLORAN?

PATIENT IN 4115.

RED HAIR?
WIFE KNITS ALL THE TIME?

HE HAD THE COLECTOMY?

OH, COLON DUDE, THAT'S RIGHT.
WHO'S MONTEROSSO?

4238. THE MOM WITH
THE REALLY CUTE KIDS.

SHE SPIKED A POST-OP FEVER
LAST NIGHT.

YOU SPENT TWO HOURS
MONITORING HER.
HERNIA CHICK, THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU HAVE BEEN TREATING
THESE PEOPLE FOR THE LAST WEEK.

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW
THEIR NAMES?
SURGERY'S THE ONLY SPECIALTY

WHERE WE DON'T WASTE TIME
GETTING TO KNOW THE PATIENTS.

THEY'RE SLABS OF MEAT,
AND WE'RE BUTCHERS.
THEY'RE HUMAN BEINGS.

YOU DO KNOW WHAT A HUMAN BEING
IS, DON'T YOU, EVIL SPAWN?

I'M NOT EVIL.
UNLESS EVIL TURNS YOU ON.

DO YOU EVER WAKE UP
IN THE MORNING AND REALIZE

NOBODY LIKES YOU
AND, I DON'T KNOW, CARE?

OH.
I THINK SOMEBODY LIKES ME.

HEY.

WHAT, YOU DON'T SPEAK NOW THAT
YOU'RE CHIEF? HEY, BURKE!

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

WHAT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

YOU DON'T WANT TO GO OUT
TO DINNER.

YOU DON'T WANT TO MEET ME
IN THE ON CALL ROOM,

AND YOU SURE AS HELL
DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME.

I COULD PRETEND I KNOW,

BUT, HEY, I DON'T EVEN HAVE
YOUR HOME PHONE NUMBER.

SO TELL ME,
WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
DON'T YELL AT ME.

HEY, WE'RE HAVING
A CONVERSATION HERE.
WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I DON'T KNOW!

FIGURE IT OUT.

WHAT'S THE REPORT?

NO REPORT.
IT'S VERY QUIET TODAY, SIR.

THERE'S NO NEWS, GOSSIP,
SURGERIES I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

COME ON, WHAT'S THE BUZZ,
O'MALLEY?

YOU KNOW, NOT IN THE HALLS
OR NOT IN THE O.R.,

NOT IN THE STAIRWELLS.

ESPECIALLY, YOU KNOW,
NOTHING HAPPENING IN THE--

THEY'RE JUST STAIRWELLS.

(wolf whistles)

THEY TOLD ME
YOU WERE IN A NIGHTGOWN,

BUT I THOUGHT I'D COME
AND SEE IT FOR MYSELF.

VERY NICE. HUH?

HEARD O'MALLEY LAID YOU
OUT COLD. NICE EYE.

WHOA, WHO SENT THAT?

WE ALL PITCHED IN.
THE WHOLE FLOOR.

WELL, PLEASE TELL
THE WHOLE FLOOR A BIG THANK YOU.

YEAH, I WILL.

ALEX, YOU GOTTA GET ME
OUT OF HERE, MAN.

GET ME TRANSFERRED TO
COUNTY HOSPITAL OR SOMETHING.

OH, YOU DON'T WANT
TO GO TO COUNTY.

I MEAN, HERE THEY KNOW HOW
TO KILL YOU AND BRING YOU BACK.

BUT AT COUNTY, THEY JUST KNOW
HOW TO KILL YOU. NO JOKE.

I CAN'T AFFORD THIS PLACE, MAN.
I'M GONNA LOSE THE BAR.

(Man)
HEY, JOE, HOW YOU DOING?

HEY, SCOOTER.

OKAY. THAT'S MINE.

WELL, FIRST THINGS FIRST.
WE'RE GONNA START BY TRYING

TO SAVE YOUR LIFE, MAN.
THE BAR IS MY LIFE.

YOU KNOW THAT. YOU'VE BEEN
AT LAST CALL WITH ME

PRACTICALLY EVERY NIGHT
SINCE YOU MOVED HERE.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO SHUT IT DOWN
OR SELL IT.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
THE PLACE IS AN INSTITUTION.

YOU KNOW, I'VE OWNED THE BAR
ACROSS THE STREET FOR 14 YEARS,

AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN INSIDE
THIS HOSPITAL TILL NOW.

LOOK, I'LL PAY MY TAB, RIGHT?
GOTTA BE GOOD FOR SOMETHING.

HOW MUCH IS IT?
CLOSE TO A GRAND.

UM, HOW ABOUT
I PAY, LIKE, 60...

THAT'S GOOD.

AND I'LL PAY
YOU BACK LATER.

HEY, CHAMP!

WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GO AFTER
ANOTHER WOMAN'S HUSBAND?

EXCUSE ME?
HAPPENED TO ME.

JEFF MOVED IN WITH
THE LONG-LEGGED MINISKIRT

WHO ANSWERS HIS PHONES
THREE WEEKS INTO MY PREGNANCY.

BY THE WAY,
THAT GEL IS REALLY COLD.

I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY
ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND.

ARE YOU SORRY ABOUT

DR. MONTGOMERY SHEPHERD'S
HUSBAND?

I'M GOING TO BE CHECKING
A FEW THINGS TODAY.

I BET SHE ASKED
TO WORK WITH YOU.

IT'S WHAT
I WOULD HAVE DONE.

I'M GONNA GO
CHECK ON YOUR LABS.

(retching)

(toilet flushes)

HEY, SUNSHINE.

DEEP BREATH.

MORNING SICKNESS MUST SUCK.

JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR--
DO NOT BREATHE A WORD

OF WHAT YOU HEARD LAST NIGHT
TO ANYONE--NOT ABOUT ME,

NOT ABOUT MEREDITH, NOT ABOUT
MEREDITH AND DR. McDREAMY.

HEY, DR. BURKE.
JOE.

UM, VITAL SIGNS
STABLE OVERNIGHT.

TODAY'S C.T. SHOWS
NO REBLEEDING.

THE E.K.G...

SHOWS...

UM...

NORMAL SINUS RHYTHM.

NO ISCHEMIA,
NO DISRHYTHMIAS.

LOOKING GOOD.

PAGE ME IF THERE ARE
ANY CHANGES.

OH, HI, CHIEF.

NO, NOT MUCH GOING ON--

WELL, OTHER THAN
YOUR INTERIM CHIEF

MAKING OUT WITH MY FRIEND
IN THE STAIRWELL.

BUT, HEY,
SPONGE DUTY SUCKS.

TALKING TO YOURSELF NOW?

YES. NO!

DAMN IT. I'M A BAD SPONGE,
A LEAKY SPONGE.

I'M GONNA LEAK
ALL THE WRONG SECRETS,

'CAUSE I'M A BAD LIAR.

I CAN'T EVEN LIE
ABOUT TALKING TO MYSELF.

♪♪♪

YOU LOOK NICE TODAY.

WORE MY NEW LIP GLOSS.

'CAUSE MY EX-BOYFRIEND'S WIFE

LOOKS LIKE
ISABELLA FREAKIN' ROSSELLINI,

AND I'M LIKE...

ME.

I'M TRYING TO OUTDO HER
WHEN SHE'S THE VICTIM HERE.

HOW CRAZY IS THAT?

NOT CRAZY.

SMART.

YOU KNOW, GLOSS, YOU KNOW,
PREVENTS CHAPPED LIPS...

AND... (stammers)

EX-BOYFRIEND?

I'M AN EVIL MISTRESS.

WELL, STILL, YOU LOOK NICE.

THANKS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL...

COME ON, O'MALLEY.
OUT WITH IT.

OKAY. CAN YOU THINK
OF ANY REASON,

ANY REASON AT ALL, REALLY,

WHY CRISTINA
WOULD BE KISSING BURKE?

♪♪♪

(bell dings)

(bell dings)

(whispering)
AFTER ALL THIS TIME,

ALL YOUR WARNINGS ABOUT ME
SLEEPING WITH MY BOSS,

AND YOU'RE DOING
THE SAME EXACT THING?

IT'S NOT THE SAME.
IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME!

YOU AND McDREAMY
ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP.

AND YOU AND BURKE ARE IN...
SWITZERLAND.

IT'S VERY NEUTRAL THERE.
THEY MAKE VERY NICE WATCHES.

HAVE YOU EVEN BOTHERED
TO TELL BURKE ABOUT THE BABY?

ARE YOU GOING TO?

LOOK, MEREDITH,
CAN WE NOT GO THERE?

CAN EVERYONE JUST ACCEPT
THE FACT THAT THERE ARE

SOME THINGS THAT I LIKE
TO KEEP TO MYSELF,

AND I DON'T DISCUSS
EVERYTHING TO DEATH?

WELL, WHY EVEN CONFIDE
IN ME AT ALL

IF YOU'RE SO INTENT
ON NOT DISCUSSING IT?

WHY EVEN TELL ME?

WHEN I FOUND OUT
ABOUT THE MINISKIRT,

I CALLED HER UP
AND TOOK HER TO LUNCH.

IT WAS PERFECTLY CIVIL.

I SAID I DIDN'T HOLD IT AGAINST
HER, THAT THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

BUT REALLY, I JUST WANTED
TO PUT A FACE ON THE BITCH

THAT GOT MY HUSBAND TO THROW
AWAY 15 YEARS OF MARRIAGE.

GOT A SECOND?

DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU NEED.

WHO THE HELL IS
DR. McDREAMY?

ME. I'M DR. McDREAMY.

I'M TALL AND HANDSOME.
I LIKE TO LEAN AGAINST THINGS,

PONDER THE DIFFICULTIES
OF DATING BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

I'M TRYING
TO BE A SURGEON HERE.

THAT TOOK A LOT OF NERVE,
REQUESTING MEREDITH.

OH, COME ON. SHE CAME
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
RIGHT.

SO YOU DON'T RECOMMEND HER?
NO, I DID NOT SAY THAT.

JUST NOT
FOR HER MEDICAL SKILLS.
OH, WOULD YOU SHUT UP?

DR. SHEPHERD?

YES.
YES.

LABS CONFIRM WHAT LOOK LIKE
ABNORMALITIES ON THE ULTRASOUND.

I THINK YOU SHOULD COME
AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.

FINE. LET'S GO.
MEREDITH.

MEREDITH.
DON'T.

(sighs)

WELL, NO REPORT.

YEAH. SAME NOTHING
AS EARLIER, CHIEF.

I SHOULD GO.

OH, ACTUALLY,
THERE IS SOMETHING, SIR.

BURKE AND SHEPHERD MARKING
TERRITORY ON THE PLAYGROUND?
NO, SIR.

IT'S ABOUT JOE THE BARTENDER,
THEIR STANDSTILL PATIENT.

SEE?
BILATERAL PLEURAL EFFUSION

WITH EVIDENCE
OF SUB-Q EDEMA.

IN ENGLISH, PLEASE?

WE'VE DETECTED
WHAT LOOKS LIKE

BEGINNING HEART FAILURE
IN THE TWINS.

DON'T BE ALARMED.

ARE MY BABIES
GONNA BE OKAY?

I'M GONNA GO AHEAD
AND TAKE YOU INTO SURGERY NOW.

WE'RE NOT GONNA WAIT.
BOOK THE O.R. MOVE!

TELL PETE TO WASH OUT
THE TAPS EVERY NIGHT--

NOT EVERY OTHER NIGHT,
EVERY NIGHT.

AND REMIND HIM THAT THE DELIVERY
TRUCK COMES AT 6 A.M.

KEGS GO IN THE BACK.

OH, ANOTHER THING--
THERE'S PETTY CASH

ON THE TOP SHELF
OF THE STORAGE CLOSET.

WE'RE SURGEONS, O'MALLEY.
WE OPERATE ON OUR PATIENTS.

THAT'S IT.

I KNOW, BUT--
I SYMPATHIZE. I DO.

BUT SOLVING JOE'S FINANCES
IS NOT MY JOB.

IT'S NOT YOUR JOB,
AND IT'S SURE AS HELL

NOT THE JOB
I ASSIGNED YOU TODAY.

JUST SEEMS WRONG
TO CUT HIM OPEN,

SEW HIM UP AND JUST LEAVE HIM,
YOU KNOW, LEFT WITH NOTHING.

IF WE CAN SAVE HIS LIFE,

WE'LL HARDLY BE LEAVING
HIM WITH NOTHING.

THAT'S AS FAR
AS I CAN GO FOR NOW.

LET'S START COOLING HIM.

CAN'T SEE MUCH
FROM BACK HERE, O'MALLEY.

I KNOW. I'M TRYING TO FIND
A LOOPHOLE TO HELP JOE.

YOU KNOW JOE?

OH, YEAH. I WAS THE ONLY
FEMALE INTERN MY YEAR.

I DIDN'T KNOW ANYBODY,
AND NOBODY KNEW ME EXCEPT JOE.

HE KNEW ME.

OH.

SO YOU AND JOE...

ALL YOU PEOPLE
EVER THINK ABOUT

IS HOW TO GET
INTO SOMEBODY'S PANTS.

YOU'RE NASTY.
THAT'S WHY YOU GOT SYPHILIS.

JOE WAS THE FIRST PERSON HERE
TO TELL ME

I'D MAKE A GOOD SURGEON, NOT
THAT HE KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

BUT IT WAS SOMETHING
WHEN I HAD NOTHING.

OH, SURE. I'M THE GUY
WITH THE HEART OF STONE,

AND YOU BROUGHT SNACKS.

IT'S A WORKING LUNCH.

SNACKS TO WATCH JOE DIE.

HE'S NOT GONNA DIE-DIE.
THEY'LL BRING HIM BACK.

HE IS GOING TO DIE-DIE.
NO PULSE-PULSE.

HE'S GONNA BE DEAD-DEAD.

IT'S A GRANOLA BAR, ALEX,
NOT A BAG OF SUPERSIZE POPCORN

AND A BOX OF CHOCOLATE
MOVIE MINTS.
THAT'S IT.

DEAD.

EXCUSE ME. SORRY.

(Addison) WE'RE JUST GOING
TO GO IN LAPAROSCOPICALLY.

YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO FEEL ANYTHING.

NEITHER ARE THE TWINS.

OKAY, LET'S GET GOING.

THIN BLADE.

BEGIN WITH
A 3-MILLIMETER INCISION.

(monitor beeping)

STOP THE BLOOD FLOW?

TO PROTECT THE BRAIN,
OPERATE IN A BLOODLESS FIELD

SO THE ANEURYSM
WON'T RUPTURE.

AND COOL THE BODY?

TO INDUCE HYPOTHERMIA.

KEEPS THE TISSUE VIABLE
UNTIL THE BLOOD IS RESTORED.

(loud beep)
BODY TEMP IS AT 60 DEGREES.

OKAY, JOE. TIME TO DIE.

(monitor emitting
continuous tone)

FLATLINE.

ALL RIGHT.
WE'VE GOT 45 MINUTES, PEOPLE.

START THE CLOCK.

SO WHAT'S YOUR JOE STORY?

SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY
AROUND HERE HAS ONE.

YOU FIRST.

OKAY. I WENT TO JOE'S PLACE

THE NIGHT BEFORE
I STARTED WORKING HERE.

I'D ONLY BEEN IN TOWN,
YOU KNOW, A FEW DAYS.

I MET THIS WOMAN. I GOT DRUNK,
AND SHE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME.

OR SHE GOT DRUNK,
AND I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HER.

I GOT DRUNK AND SHE TOOK--NO.
WE WERE DRUNK, DEFINITELY.

SOMEBODY TOOK ADVANTAGE.

EITHER WAY, I LIKE TO LOOK AT IT
AS MY INITIATION TO SEATTLE.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

OH, WELL, I DON'T HAVE ONE.
I JUST WANTED TO HEAR YOURS.

♪♪♪

SO TECHNICALLY THE PAPERWORK
JUST NEEDS TO BE SUBMITTED

BY MIDNIGHT OF THE DAY
OF THE SURGERY TO BE CONSIDERED?

OH, GOOD.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANKS.

HOW YOU DOING THERE, GREY?

GOOD.

I'M GOOD.

YOU KNOW, I'M VERY SWEET
ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW ME.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.

WE COULD BE GOOD FRIENDS.

ALEX, NEVER. EVER.

EVER.

WHY NOT?

YOU GIVE ME ONE REASON
WHY WE COULD.

WHAT ABOUT YOU IS EVEN
REMOTELY HUMAN?

IT'S GOING TOO SLOWLY.

I HOPE JOE
CAN PULL THROUGH THIS.

HE CAN. HE WILL.
HE HAS TO.

(Derek)
AH, DAMN IT.

UH-OH.
I CAN'T GET THE CLAMP TO HOLD.

GIVE ME--ALL RIGHT,

WE'RE JUST GONNA GO IN
AT A DIFFERENT ANGLE.

TIME REMAINING?

(Derek) IRRIGATION, PLEASE.
IRRIGATION.

17 MINUTES.
SHEPHERD, I'M GONNA NEED
8 MINUTES TO GET HIM BACK,

TO WARM HIM UP.

TIME TO MAKE
THE NEXT 17 MINUTES COUNT.

RIGHT THERE.
GO IN THROUGH THERE.

YOU SEE IT?

(George) HE'S DEAD, TECHNICALLY,
WHICH IS LIKE SCIENCE,

A HUGE THING.

SO I THOUGHT
SOME RESEARCH FOUNDATION

HAS GOTTA HAVE
AN INTEREST IN THAT.

SO IN ESSENCE,

YOU WANNA DONATE
JOE'S BODY TO SCIENCE?

AT LEAST
FOR THE NEXT 17 MINUTES.

A PRIVATELY FUNDED GRANT.

FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES.
WE'RE A TEACHING HOSPITAL.

THE STANDSTILL SURGERY
QUALIFIES.

I DIDN'T PEG YOU
FOR THE TYPE

TO IGNORE MY INSTRUCTIONS,
O'MALLEY.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR,
IT'S WORTH A SHOT.

IT'S SOMEONE'S LIFE.

IT'S ALWAYS
SOMEONE'S LIFE, O'MALLEY.

YOU'RE HOVERING.

YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.

(Woman) EIGHT MINUTES.

WE NEED TO START REWARMING,
SHEPHERD.

TAKE THE BIPOLARS, PLEASE.
THANK YOU.

SHEPHERD, WE NEED TO START
WARMING HIM UP NOW.

HANG ON.
I CAN'T SEEM TO--

(Preston) NOW.
I NEED HIM NOW, SHEPHERD.

I CAN'T SEEM TO GET IT.

AH, THERE IT IS.

GOT IT.

THAT'S IT.

ARE YOU SURE?
I'M ALWAYS SURE.

ALL RIGHT.
GOOD WORK, EVERYBODY.

IT'S ALL YOURS THERE, CHIEF.

(laughs) OKAY, PEOPLE,
LET'S GRAB JOE

BEFORE HE DECIDES
TO GO INTO THE LIGHT.

START WARMING HIM UP.
CLAMPS ARE COMING OFF.

TURN THE PUMP ON.

WATCH CEREBRAL PERFUSION
PRESSURES.

KEEP M.A.P.
GREATER THAN 60, PLEASE.

(Richard) I KNOW YOU'RE
ENJOYING YOURSELF, PRESTON.

IT'S A POWER KICK
TO BE THE CHIEF.

YOU'RE NEVER MORE
SURROUNDED,

NEVER MORE ALONE.

YOU'RE EVERYONE'S FATHER,
EVERYONE'S BOSS

AND OLD FRIEND.

THE CHOICES WE MAKE--
CLEAN SLICES, NEAT STITCHES,

NO EMOTIONS, NO COMPROMISE,
NO PERSONAL LIFE.

RICHARD--

I JUST HAD BRAIN SURGERY.

I'M SURROUNDED
BY FRUIT BASKETS.

THE ONLY PEOPLE
WHO'VE BEEN IN THIS ROOM

COME TO KISS MY ASS.

I GAVE YOU A SHOT
FOR A REASON, PRESTON.

YOU AND I...

WE'RE THE SAME.

WE PUT THE JOB FIRST.

THAT WAS THE SINGLE
MOST AMAZING SURGERY

I HAVE EVER WITNESSED.

YOU--YOU KILLED A MAN
AND BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE.

YOU, LIKE, RAISED THE DEAD.

GOD, HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
ARE YOU RUSHING? IS IT...

LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.

HEY, UM, DO YOU STILL HAVE
THOSE RESERVATIONS?

'CAUSE I'M STARVING.

CRISTINA...

I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING
WE SHOULD DISCUSS.

YEAH. YEAH, THERE IS.

IT'S PRETTY CLEAR.

IT IS?

WE'VE BEEN
FOOLING OURSELVES,

TO THINK THAT WE CAN
CONTINUE LIKE THIS

WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES.

CONSEQUENCES?

WE HAVE CAREERS
TO THINK ABOUT,

REPUTATIONS.

WE BOTH PUT THE JOB FIRST.

AND YOU ARE VERY FOCUSED.
I RESPECT THAT.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

OH, YOU'RE ENDING THIS.

I THINK IT'S BEST
TO MAKE A CLEAN BREAK.

OKAY.

BEFORE IT GETS
TOO INVOLVED.

BEFORE IT GETS--

MESSY. RIGHT, RIGHT.
THAT WOULD BE--

THAT WOULD BE BAD.

IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL.

NO.

GET IN HERE, O'MALLEY.

OKAY, I TRIED.
I REALLY TRIED.

BUT THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF
HAPPENING OUT THERE--

STUFF I CAN'T TELL YOU,

STUFF I WON'T TELL YOU.

(stammers)

IT'S JUST CRAZY STUFF--

STUFF I'M GONNA HAVE
NIGHTMARES ABOUT.

BUT I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU
ABOUT ANY OF IT

'CAUSE IT DOESN'T MATTER.

NOT WHEN
THERE'S A GUY OUT THERE

WHO WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE
WHO'S GONNA BE BANKRUPT

BECAUSE HE NEEDED A SURGERY
TO SAVE HIS LIFE.

AND I SPENT THE WHOLE DAY
WORKING ON IT.

O'MALLEY--
LET ME FINISH.

YOU'RE WRONG, SIR.

NOW YOU CAN FIRE ME,

YOU KNOW, OR JUST BRING ME UP
ON DISCIPLINARY ACTION,

OR WHATEVER.

BUT I'M TELLING YOU,
JOE DESERVES OUR--
DESERVES OUR HELP.

COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF,
COULD YOU?

WHETHER OR NOT
IT'D WIN YOU ANY POINTS,

EVEN FROM ME.

I SIGNED YOUR REQUEST.
GIVE IT TO PATRICIA.

SHE'LL KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH IT.

LOOKS LIKE JOE MIGHT KEEP
HIS BAR AFTER ALL.

THANK YOU, SIR.

O'MALLEY.

YES.

YELL AT ME AGAIN,

AND I'LL SNAP YOU
LIKE A TWIG.

YES, SIR.

(Addison)
SEE? JUST A SMALL SCAR.

AND MY BABIES?

YOUR BABIES ARE DOING
VERY WELL.

AHEM.

AND DR. GREY WILL BE BACK

TO CHECK ON YOU
A LITTLE BIT LATER.

ACTUALLY, I'D PREFER IT

IF DR. GREY WERE
TAKEN OFF THE CASE.

WHY? IS THERE A PROBLEM?

JUST REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE
I DON'T LIKE VERY MUCH--

SOMEONE MY HUSBAND
LIKES A LOT,

PARTICULARLY IN LINGERIE.

YOU UNDERSTAND.

NO, NO, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WELL, SHE'S SLEEPING
WITH YOUR HUSBAND, RIGHT?

MS. PHILLIPS...

I LACK DR. GREY'S CLASS
AND PATIENCE,

SO LET ME SET
THE RECORD STRAIGHT.

MY HUSBAND DIDN'T CHEAT ON ME.
I CHEATED ON HIM.

SO THE WRONGED WOMAN HERE--
DR. GREY.

SO I THINK YOU OWE HER
ONE HELL OF AN APOLOGY.

(Derek) ONE NIGHT

I PARK MY CAR

AND UNLOCK MY FRONT DOOR
TO GO INSIDE MY HOUSE,

AND SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT.

NOTHING'S DIFFERENT,
EVERYTHING'S THE SAME,

BUT YET STILL...

SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT.

AND I STAND THERE
FOR AWHILE...

AND THEN I KNOW.

SEE, THERE ARE MOMENTS FOR ME,

USUALLY WHEN I'M IN THE O.R.,

WHEN I JUST KNOW
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT.

SO I GO UPSTAIRS.

WALKING DOWN THE HALL,
I'M TRYING TO PREPARE MYSELF

FOR WHAT I'M GOING TO SEE
IN MY BEDROOM.

I STEP ON A MAN'S JACKET
THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO ME.

AND EVERYTHING I THINK I KNOW...

JUST SHIFTS.

BECAUSE THE JACKET
THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO ME

IS A JACKET THAT I RECOGNIZE.

AND WHAT I KNOW NOW IS THAT
WHEN I GO INTO MY BEDROOM,

I'M NOT JUST GONNA SEE
THAT MY WIFE IS CHEATING ON ME.

I'M GONNA SEE THAT MY WIFE
IS CHEATING ON ME WITH MARK,

WHO HAPPENED TO BE
MY BEST FRIEND.

MMM.

IT'S JUST SO PEDESTRIAN

AND COMMON AND DIRTY
AND CRUEL.

MOSTLY JUST CRUEL.

I LEFT. I CAME OUT HERE.

AND YOU MET ME.

AND I MET YOU.

WELL, WHAT WAS I TO YOU?

THE GIRL YOU SCREWED
TO GET OVER BEING SCREWED?

YOU WERE LIKE COMING UP
FOR FRESH AIR.

IT'S LIKE I WAS DROWNING,
AND YOU SAVED ME.

THAT'S ALL I KNOW.

♪♪♪

THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.

THEY SAY
"PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT."

THEORY IS,

THE MORE YOU THINK
LIKE A SURGEON,

THE MORE YOU BECOME ONE...

THE BETTER YOU GET
AT REMAINING NEUTRAL,

CLINICAL--

CUT, SUTURE, CLOSE...

AND THE HARDER IT BECOMES
TO LEARN TO TURN IT OFF...

I THOUGHT I MIGHT SEE
YOUR UGLY MUG IN HERE TONIGHT.

DID YOU HEAR THE GOOD NEWS?

TO STOP THINKING
LIKE A SURGEON...

(Alex) O'MALLEY!

I HEARD WHAT YOU DID, CHAMP.

AND REMEMBER WHAT IT MEANS
TO THINK LIKE A HUMAN BEING.

THE CLINIC HAS A POLICY.

THEY WOULDN'T LET ME
CONFIRM MY APPOINTMENT

UNLESS I DESIGNATED
AN EMERGENCY CONTACT PERSON--

SOMEONE TO BE THERE
JUST IN CASE AND...

TO HELP ME HOME,

YOU KNOW, AFTER.

ANYWAY, I PUT YOUR NAME DOWN.

THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU
I'M PREGNANT.

YOU'RE MY PERSON.

I AM?

YEAH, YOU ARE.

WHATEVER.

WHATEVER.

HE DUMPED ME.

YOU REALIZE
THIS CONSTITUTES HUGGING?

SHUT UP.

I'M YOUR PERSON.