Green Acres (1965–1971) - episodes with scripts
Manhattan lawyer Oliver Wendell Douglas, who has dreamed to become a farmer, buys a rundown farm sight unseen from con man Eustice Haney. Upon his return to New York, he drags his protesting socialite wife Lisa and her finery to the rural backwash of the farm outside Hooterville. There, along with their hired hand, they attempt to build the farm into a useful venture to start over. Meanwhile, Lisa becomes acclimated to her surroundings and attempts to bring some form of civility to the backwood neighbors. Farmer Fred Ziffel's pig Arnold watches television and is in many ways smarter than the locals.
Season 1
- 1. Oliver Buys a Farm
- 2. Lisa's First Day on the Farm
- 3. The Decorator
- 4. The Best Laid Plans
- 5. My Husband, the Rooster Renter
- 6. Furniture, Furniture, Who's Got the Furniture?
- 7. Neighborliness
- 8. Lisa the Helpmate
- 9. You Can't Plug in a 2 with a 6
- 10. Don't Call Us, We'll Call You
- 11. Parity Begins at Home
- 12. Lisa Has a Calf
- 13. The Wedding Anniversary
- 14. What Happened in Scranton?
- 15. How to Enlarge a Bedroom
- 16. Give Me Land, Lots of Land
- 17. I Didn't Raise My Husband to Be a Fireman
- 18. Lisa Bakes a Cake
- 19. Sprained Ankle, Country Style
- 20. The Price of Apples
- 21. What's in a Name?
- 22. The Day of Decision
- 23. A Pig in a Poke
- 24. The Deputy
- 25. Double Drick
- 26. The Ballad of Molly Turgiss
- 27. Never Look a Gift Tractor in the Mouth
- 28. Send a Boy to College
- 29. Horse? What Horse?
- 30. The Rains Came
- 31. Culture
- 32. Uncle Ollie
Season 2
- 1. Wings Over Hooterville
- 2. Water, Water Everywhere
- 3. I Didn't Raise My Pig to Be a Soldier
- 4. How to See South America by Bus
- 5. The Ugly Duckling
- 6. One of Our Assemblymen Is Missing
- 7. The Good Old Days
- 8. Eb Discovers the Birds and the Bees
- 9. The Hooterville Image
- 10. You Ought to Be in Pictures
- 11. A Home Isn't Built in a Day
- 12. A Square Is Not Round
- 13. An Old-Fashioned Christmas
- 14. Never Trust a Little Old Lady
- 15. School Days
- 16. His Honor
- 17. It's So Peaceful in the Country
- 18. Exodus to Bleedwell
- 19. It's Human to Be Humane
- 20. Never Take Your Wife to a Convention
- 21. The Computer Age
- 22. Never Start Talking Unless Your Voice Comes Out
- 23. The Beverly Hillbillies
- 24. Lisa's Vegetable Garden
- 25. The Saucer Season
- 26. Getting Even with Haney
- 27. Kimball Gets Fired
- 28. The Vulgar Ring Story
- 29. Who's Lisa?
- 30. Music to Milk By
Season 3
- 1. The Man for the Job
- 2. Lisa's Jam Session
- 3. Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel
- 4. Oliver vs. the Phone Company
- 5. Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company
- 6. A Kind Word for the President
- 7. Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked
- 8. Eb Elopes
- 9. The Thing
- 10. Das Lumpen
- 11. Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel?
- 12. Jealousy, English Style
- 13. Haney's New Image
- 14. Alf and Ralph Break Up
- 15. No Trespassing
- 16. Eb Returns
- 17. Not Guilty
- 18. Home Is Where You Run Away From
- 19. How to Succeed in Television Without Really Trying
- 20. Arnold, Boy Hero
- 21. Flight to Nowhere
- 22. My Mother, the Countess
- 23. The Spring Festival
- 24. Our Son, the Barber
- 25. Oliver's Jaded Past
- 26. The Hungarian Curse
- 27. The Rutabaga Story
- 28. Instant Family
- 29. A Star Named Arnold Is Born: Part 1
- 30. A Star Named Arnold Is Born: Part 2
Season 4
- 3. Hail to the Fire Chief
- 4. Eb's Romance
- 5. The Candidate
- 6. Handy Lessons
- 7. A Husband for Eleanor
- 8. Old Mail Day
- 9. The Agricultural Student
- 10. How Hooterville Was Floundered
- 11. The Blue Feather
- 12. How to Get from Hooterville to Pixley Without Moving
- 13. The Birthday Gift
- 14. Everywhere a Chick Chick
- 16. A Prize in Every Package
- 17. Law Partners
- 18. A Day in the Life of Oliver Wendell Holmes
- 19. Economy Flight to Washington
- 20. Retreat from Washington
- 21. A Hunting We Won't Go
- 22. Oh, Promise Me
- 23. Eb Uses His Ingenuity
- 24. The Old Trunk
- 25. The Milk Maker
- 26. The Reincarnation of Eb
Season 5
- 1. Lisa's Mudder Comes for a Visit
- 2. Everybody Tries to Love a Countess
- 3. Where There's a Will
- 4. A Tale of a Tail
- 5. You and Your Big Shrunken Head
- 6. The Road
- 7. Four of Spades
- 8. The Youth Center
- 9. The Special Delivery Letter
- 10. Oliver's Schoolgirl Crush
- 11. Ralph's Nuptials
- 12. Oliver and the Cornstalk
- 13. Beauty Is Skin Deep
- 14. The Wish-Book
- 15. Rest and Relaxation
- 16. Trapped
- 17. Bundle of Joy
- 18. The Ex-Con
- 19. The Cow Killer
- 20. The Confrontation
- 21. The Case of the Hooterville Refund Fraud
- 22. The Picnic
- 23. The Beeping Rock
- 24. Uncle Fedor
- 25. The Wealthy Landowner
- 26. Happy Birthday
Season 6
- 1. The City Kids
- 2. The Coming-Out Party
- 3. Jealousy
- 4. A Royal Love Story
- 5. Oliver Goes Broke
- 6. The Great Mayoralty Campaign
- 7. Eb's Double Trouble
- 8. Apple-Picking Time
- 9. Enterprising Eb
- 10. Oliver's Double
- 11. The High Cost of Loving
- 12. The Liberation Movement
- 13. Charlie, Homer, and Natasha
- 14. The Engagement Ring
- 15. The Free Paint Job
- 16. Son of Drobny
- 17. The Wedding Deal
- 18. Star Witness
- 19. The Spot Remover
- 20. King Oliver I
- 21. A Girl for Drobny
- 22. The Carpenter's Ball
- 23. The Hole in the Porch
- 24. Lisa the Psychologist
- 25. Hawaiian Honeymoon
- 26. The Ex-Secretary