Greek (2007–2011): Season 2, Episode 17 - Guilty Treasures - full transcript

Previously...

- Where's your car?
- I think it got stolen.

- Dude, what's going on?
- I'll call you tomorrow?

I don't know what I'm doing.

You're dating
Rusty's little brother.

I go to the wedding.
I keep my feelings in check.

Then I can stop worrying
about doing something stupid.

- Like how you feel?
- Exactly.

We shouldn't be doing this.
I'm dating Andy.

- I know...
- No, I have to go.

This is Robin Wylie, my big sis.



Bride-to-be has to kiss a girl.

Robin's gay.

- Maybe I could give you a call?
- I'd like that.

Are you sure you're OK
with what Max did?

What Max did was kinda overwhelming.

I'm sorry about
you giving up Caltech.

- I didn't want to lose you.
- We're supposed to be a couple.

Travel together down a shared path.

You're so far ahead,
I don't even see you anymore.

- What now, then?
- Slow down for a while?

Let me catch up?

Is this Comic-Con?

Funny and beautiful.

Dr. Magda Stephanopoulos is here.



She's a super-scientist.

Like a bipedal Stephen Hawking
in pumps.

- That's why the crowd?
- She's recruiting for an open spot

on her project research team
at Oxford.

- Is that why you're here?
- It's grad students only.

- I'm doing work study for Dr. Broom.
- Max's advisor?

Do you know where Max is?
He's not in his office.

He put him in a storage closet.
Room 108.

- We call it...
- The broom closet?

That's so much better.

That way?

Wow. This is... cozy.

It's really nice.

It's good. I've been...

grading some papers
on low-grade polymers.

They're good, too.

- You wanna grab lunch?
- I have to finish grading these.

And...

these too.

- Let me help you beat this guy.
- Jump in.

I'm late for a team dinner as it is.

And we win it.
Thank you very much.

You win a week of toilet duty, pledge.
Enjoy.

Congratulations
on the Wisconsin game Saturday.

- Thank you.
- I'll bet Jordan was really excited.

Assuming you've seen her
since you got back.

- I saw her last night.
- Awesome.

I actually wanted to ask you
about that wedding?

- You do?
- Jordan... She's acting really strange.

And kind of distant. I know you guys
went to the wedding together.

Did anything happen
that would make her act so weird?

She...

- She had the swordfish.
- Stop!

Get back here!

Stop running! Stop!

What the hell was that?

I was sleeping off a big burrito...

A bookcase fell. I woke up.

Some Omega Chi pledge...

... tried stealing a trophy.
I chased him.

Can you make oxygen?

OK. He must have snuck in
through a basement window.

- Pledge Andylicious, secure the window.
- I got it.

Stealing trophies...
So unoriginal.

What about the door
to the secret scary place?

Anyone know about this?

Let's see how far it goes.

- That's what she said.
- Good one.

Let's move this.

"Property of Cyprus-Rhodes
Biology Department, 1952."

VO: Kappa Team

Thanks Joe. Say hi
to your mother for me.

Gentlemen, we are looking
at the fruits of Kappa Tau thievery.

We stole all this stuff?
Was that the night we drank absinthe?

Actually, we didn't do this.
Our KT alumni did.

You see, once upon a fraternity,
this house was full of kleptos.

- That's people who steal things.
- I know.

What's an alumni?

According to Egyptian Joe,
our old brothers

would steal any campus item
they could get their sticky fingers on.

I think those
are the original hands stolen

from the CRU clock tower in 1982.

And this is
the silver protractor awarded to Psi-Phi

for their number one GPA,
ten years straight.

- Dorks.
- No way.

This guy is the Omega Chi founder.

- We got their founder.
- Are you kidding me?

What if that Omega Chi pledge saw it
and he tells someone?

Good point.

He didn't see anything.

- Trust me.
- Maybe

we should come clean anyway. If someone
messed with something of mine,

I'd rather they tell me

and deal with it straight on
than hear it from someone else.

- I'd probably thank 'em.
- Boring. I say we keep it.

- I think we should return it.
- I think my burrito gave me gas.

While I think we all appreciate
this verbal game of wits,

I think we're ignoring
one important fact here.

I saw swords down there.

- Let me take you on a real date.
- Like in public?

Just the two of us?

Nice clothes...

dinner... dancing.

Although, I couldn't imagine you
any more beautiful dressed up

than you already are.
But still...

I think it might be too risky.

For the president of the sorority?
What are they gonna do? Revolt?

You have no idea.

I have to show them that I, too,
must play by the rules.

What rule is that? Thou shall not get
in thy hasher's pants?

Thank God. We've been stuck
in here for over an hour.

Is the tornado drill over?

Robin's phone number?

Are you two friends or something?

Not sure.

About Friday...

Should I schedule
that special delivery?

I think it's best if we stick
to our usual delivery schedule.

How was your weekend?

We were at the wedding together,
remember?

Right.

I'm stupid.

Andy's my little bro,

and I never, ever
should've kissed you.

It's OK. I mean, I kissed you back.

But the most important thing right now
is my relationship with Andy.

He's a good guy.

We have a lot of fun together.
I need to give it a chance.

Of course you do.

Can we rewind
and go back to friends?

Absolutely. Friends again.

- We'll pretend like it never happened.
- Like what never happened?

That...

Listen, that noise in class?
That was just my shoe.

You know?

Real swords make the best sound!

- What was that?
- Echo.

- Definitely an echo.
- No, it's the door!

Quick! Human shield!

It's the Abercrombie lady.

We're all set on twill shorts,
but thanks.

We want our bust.
Come on. Give it up.

"Our bust."

Too easy. Pass.

- Our pledge saw it.
- What pledge?

The one who was in here.

Too bad I didn't hit him with a paddle.
We do this to each other's pledges?

I know you have our founder's bust.

Snooty-looking bronze dude?
Looks like he's floggin' the dolphin?

- Haven't seen it.
- We'll give you 24 hours to return it,

- or we'll come and take it.
- You're welcome to try.

Not that we have it.

Nice sword.

The Archeology Department's been
missing a pair.

Kinda like you.

Twenty-four hours.

I guess that kid saw more
than I thought?

Really, Beav? We need to get
this stuff outta here right now.

He said we had 24 hours.

I'm worried about
a police raid in 24 minutes

Chambers called the cops at
the Gatsby party and he can do it again.

Why don't we just give him
the bust back?

I got it. We'll sneak everything back
to its owners,

so no one can prove we had it.

- Didn't I just say that?
- Except for Omega Chi's bust,

Which we'll throw in the Cyprus River
out of childish spite.

And we'll drink while we do it!

Sorry I'm late.

Let me guess...
Cement emergency.

Cement, cement.

But there are rewarding parts, too,
right?

Absolutely.
Of course.

- It's Weird Science.
- Weird can be fun, though.

It's Weird Science.

- Let's go to Dobler's.
- I've never seen it on the big screen.

Since we've been going out,
you've watched it

three times that I know of.

Do you know how many times I've tried
to make a real woman out of a doll?

Come on... This movie is what made me
want to get into science.

- I thought that was Kevlar?
- That's just what I tell people.

It goes down easier
than Kelly Le Brock.

You picked our last Friday night.

Sandwiched between two trips
to Dobler's.

- Because Dobler's is fun.
- The first ten times.

And how many times have
we gone to the dinosaur museum?

Come on... How times have
I waited while you tried on clothes?

- I drive us everywhere.
- I gave up grad school for you.

That was a joke.

We'll go to Dobler's.

He can bus my table any day.

- Stop that.
- So go on a date with him.

What's the big deal?

Can't like this idea of sneaking.

Travis was the only other guy
I ever seriously dated,

and with him, I'd see him for like
a weekend and then he'd be gone.

And... What happens if
regular dating is boring?

You're really
into this secret hook-up thing.

Is this about Fisher?

Becks knows.

Calvin was just giving me advice.

'Cause he and Heath used
to sneak around last year.

That's right. You're gay!

According to my gentleman friends.

How did secret-dating Cappie work?

Secret sex spies was the best.
We did it in the library,

my car, your car, church...

- So what happened?
- We went out and everything fell apart.

See? Can you explain that to Fisher?

You're never gonna know
unless you try.

Look,
my advice is just take baby steps.

Or... split the difference.

Go on a real date, but someplace
where no one else will recognize you.

I know the perfect place!

About that shipment...

I'm just trying to understand
why you said it.

I'm sorry.

I don't know where that remark
came from.

Can we please move on?

I just really hate
to see you unhappy.

I'm happy with you.

I'm still in my general field
at a top-notch university.

I have everything I need.

I saw your face when Dr. Broom
dumped those papers on your desk.

It's the same face you get when you talk
about the Mars Polar Lander crash.

She would have been fine
if they'd uploaded a software patch...

Wait. What about that solar panel thing
Dr. Stephanopoulos is doing?

- You know about that?
- You're the smartest guy in your class.

- You should introduce yourself.
- It's not about being the smartest.

Without a recommendation
from my advisor,

I won't get face-time
with Stephanopoulos.

And in case you haven't noticed,
Dr. Broom isn't exactly a fan of mine.

But, it's worth a shot.

I'd have to move to Oxford
for a month.

This is your dream.

And joking or not, I can't live with
"I gave up grad school for you."

I'm worried
we'll never get past this.

Maybe leaving for a month
will be good for both of us.

All right.

I'll try.

Now, can we go see Weird Science?

Jeremy, this goes
to the Track and Field Building.

Stay sharp.

Jeremy, wait.

Keep it down. Like scissors.

You never finished telling me
about the wedding.

- Really?
- Jordan won't even talk about it.

I know, in wedding things happen,
so she must be embarrassed about this.

She didn't do anything
she should be embarrassed about.

But, something did happen.

Look, Rus, just tell me. All right?
I'd rather break up with her now

than keep imaging these wild scenarios
in my head. They're driving me nuts.

She didn't do anything.

I did.

I kissed her.

What?

- You said things happen.
- Not with my big brother.

I mean a kiss,

it's the least wildest scenario.

So, where does my big brother
and my girlfriend kissing rank?

Is it cool? Kind of OK?
All in the family?

- Let me explain...
- No. I don't want to hear it.

So stupid.

Jordan, hi,

it's Rusty.

You need to call me...

- I forgot my jacket.
- Bye, Uncle Jordan.

So, how'd it go with your advisor?

- Dr. Broom won't give me a rec.
- What is his problem?

- I'm smarter than him.
- You didn't tell him that, did you?

And I'm always very polite
when I correct him.

- Can you talk to Dr. Stephanopoulos?
- Not without a recommendation.

There's a reception tonight, and she
and her team leave tomorrow morning.

- Thank you.
- No problem.

- Let's go to the reception?
- Dr. Broom didn't want

a bunch of grade students burying her
under a mountain of resumes.

- So... you need an invitation?
- Yeah. But,

the reception is at Broom's house.
If he sees me there I'm dead.

I was trying to save
your relationship.

Andy knew you were hiding something.

So...

Hear me out. I was trying to save...

Open up, Rus. It's Uncle Jordan.

- I cannot believe you told him.
- No, hear me out.

Andy knew you were hiding something.
I was trying to save your relationship.

So you confessed?
You confessed, Rusty?

You never confess!

Don't you watch 48 Hours?
You deny, deny, deny!

- I'm a bad liar.
- Look,

I just came here to tell you
to stay out of it.

I will.

I promise.

I'll never say your name
around Andy again.

Even if he's with you,

I'll just say,

"Hey, you."

Look...

Rusty, I think you and I together
is just a bad idea.

And maybe
we shouldn't hang out anymore.

We can still be friends.

I think it'd be better
if we weren't.

I'm sorry.

- Hi.
- Hey, Casey, you're here.

It's like you felt my pain
by psychic connection.

We are a true brother and sister.

I'm here for Dale.
What's wrong with you?

I kissed Jordan.

And now Andy and Jordan hate me.

Way to go, Sienna Miller.
Did Jordan tell him?

I told him.

- OK, that was selfish.
- Telling the truth is selfish?

When you do it to make
yourself feel better, yes.

OK, that was selfish.

Now, two of my friends hate me.
So, what do I do?

Give them space and...

- Let them figure it out.
- Andy and I are Kappa Tau.

That's a bond stronger
than high carbon steel.

I kissed her.

I need to make things right.

Hey, Rus. Miss Cartwright.

Dale, I think you have some...

... lipstick.

Little warning would have been nice.
I was on a date with Sheila.

The landlady?

- What, are you trying for a townhouse?
- No, she's my girl now.

Or, woman, I should say.
She's very mature.

- Congratulations.
- Thanks.

So, you volunteer
in Dr. Broom's office, right?

Yeah, I'm on a roll lately.
Personally. Professionally.

Are you going to Dr. Broom's reception
for Stephanopoulos?

Who do you think's in charge
of the guest list?

And decorations.

I gotta say,
even though the Guggenheim is

Frank Lloyd Wright's
most recognized work,

My personal favorite is Graycliff.

That's really interesting.

You didn't call me to talk
about my major, did you?

I had an...

... encounter recently.

With a member of the same sex.

A close encounter?

Yeah, and...

- I was wondering...
- When I knew I was gay?

Well, I was eight years old.

And, I saw Marky Mark
on TV in his boxers.

I'd always fantasized about being part
of the Funky Bunch.

Last weekend, I kissed a girl.

And I liked it.

- Does that make me a lesbian?
- No.

It just means you can write
a crappy pop song.

I just wish there was a way
to know for sure, you know?

Like a pregnancy test,
but for gayness.

I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna take you someplace

where you'll be around the gays, OK?

- You can see how you feel.
- Sure?

So, where does one go
to meet lesbians?

Well, since
it's not lacrosse season,

how about Gentlemen's Choice?
It's ladies' night.

Fine.

It's a date.

Hey, I need to talk to you.

Big brother to little brother.

I'd rather not.

Status check. Operation: Booty Free.
Where are we?

All accounted for.
No one's been caught and/or injured.

Great. Our mission's almost complete.
Only a few more items to return.

Boys?

- Are you all right?
- We're super.

OK. Let's see.

Wade. I have a pair of disco balls
that belong in Gentlemen's Choice.

I have no idea which one.
And, a gramophone.

- Did we track the owner on that.
- Beav's on that.

And a football from the CRU's 1964

appearance in the Porcelain Bowl.

Your familiarity with this department
makes you the perfect candidate,

Andylicious.

I don't really feel like it,
if that's OK?

- Of course it's OK.
- You're still gonna do it.

I'll go with him.

For athletic support.

Interesting. Go with stealth.
And should you get caught.

This conversation never happened.

Fine. Wade, show me what we got.

I found these in the park.
They say,

- "Property of Gentlemen's Choice."
- Not ours. Try the other one.

But this one has lesbians.

Yes. And a bouncer.

This is an interesting choice
for a first date.

But look at all the perks.
You can check out all the eye candy.

And they have signature gay drinks.

How about a homo-jito?

Did you think dating me was going
to be boring for some reason?

What? No,
I definitely don't think you're boring.

- We're just going slow.
- Actually, we're not going anywhere.

Except a lesbian bar.

When I first met you,
I kinda imagined us doing the whole

going out thing.

I imagined you naked.

You see? You're funny
and gorgeous and it would suck...

... just to be your...

... fun boy-toy.

So,

I'm gonna take off.

Fisher, wait!

Don't tell me this is
your perfect place for Fisher?

I thought I could take him in a fun
place, where there are no Zeta Betas.

And since no one
in the house is a lesbian...

Rebecca? What are you doing here?

- I kissed Robin.
- I kissed her once, too.

Really?

And didn't it make you wonder?

Wonder what?

I can't believe we're crashing.

You're crashing. I'm Dale's plus-one.
We're gonna sneak you in.

Duck!

That's Stephanopoulos with Broom.

OK, here's the plan.

You're gonna use your super powers
of blending into walls to avoid Broom,

while I sell Stephanopoulos
on my super-talented boyfriend.

- Case, that sounds a little half-baked.
- Hello? I'm ZBZ rush chair.

My superpower is reading women
and their wardrobes

and knowing everything about them, which
tells me exactly how to get what I want.

Kind of like Emma Frost.

Totally.

Now,

Dr. Stephanopoulos is wearing
earth tones, so she's down to earth.

Her Via Spiga shoes scream
an appreciation

for high-quality function
over fashion.

So, she's friendly and accessible, but
no-nonsense when it comes to her work.

- That's a good thing?
- It's perfect.

A little girl chat and then
I hit her with your resume,

"Pick Max, he's a genius." Done.

And why would she take a recommendation
from an English major?

No offense.

Because...

I'm...

Dr. Cartwright.

Whose plan's half-baked now?

- Shall we?
- OK,

You go in the back and sneak in
and I'll meet you inside.

Could we not tell Sheila about this?
She gets really possessive.

Andy, come on.

Just listen to me. We are brothers.

And brothers work out their problems
by being honest.

If brothers were honest, they wouldn't
be screwing with brother's girlfriends.

You're right.

Talking is not gonna cut it.

- Do you wanna hit me?
- I'm not gonna hit you.

- Please, hit me.
- Would you stop?

You're like a can of soda
in a paint mixer.

A can filled
with carbonated resentment...

Would you shut up?

Run!

It can't go out like that.

They said if you don't send out some
food now they're not paying us.

Do they want their chicken cooked?
Because it's still pink.

How pink? Chicken keeps cooking
after it's off the grill, right?

Absolutely. I'm gonna hit the head.

What are you...?
You're scuffing your slacks. Let's go.

So, this is
what I have to look forward to?

Yeah. Isn't it awesome?

- Chicken?
- You really don't want to eat that.

Dale's distracting Broom. Perfect.

- I love your home, sir.
- Yes, me too, Dale.

I could talk about it all night.

- Would you like to?
- OK, you hide and I'll find her.

When I take your resume in my purse,
come quick so I can introduce you.

- Got it.
- OK, hide.

Right now we've got the highest
molecular weight polyethylene

that's ever been synthesized.

God, I envy you. You're doing
all this ground-breaking work,

and here I am stuck
in low-grade polymers.

- Sorry. Dr. Magda Stephanopoulos?
- Dr. Cartwright.

So, I know about the opening
on your team,

and I have a great student for you.

Let me guess?
That's his resume you're pulling out?

I've heard it all before.

Is that Runway Diva Extraordinaire?

The company told me
it's on back-order for two months.

They told me that, too,
but I pulled some strings

and they shipped me some free samples.
Excuse me a sec.

- Why'd you wave me off?
- Because my first read was wrong.

She doesn't want the best,
she wants what she can't have.

How do you know?

She has the new
Runway Diva Extraordinaire.

Miss J. can't get any
and they named the lipstick after him.

So kissing Robin was pretty great?

Not like it was with Fisher.

It was to get a reaction out
of these guys.

It could have been anyone.
Guy, girl, mannequin.

When I did it...
It gave me a reaction.

It's crazy!
You see yourself in a certain way

and then this thing happens
that feels out of your control,

but in a good way,
and you're like, wait a minute.

- That's how I feel with Fisher.
- That's how I'd feel with Fisher, too.

You know what?

I do have feelings for Robin.

- And I'm gonna call her!
- I can already see you two married.

- In Connecticut or Massachusetts.
- And she isn't hung up on Casey,

so that'll never come between us
like with me and Cappie.

I thought you and Cappie broke up
because you went public?

I lied.

It was a much less
humiliating excuse.

But now that I'm into girls,
I don't care.

That girl has Fisher's haircut.

Come on.

Mr. Cappie?

You can take him. He can start his
50 hours community service next week.

Thank you, Officer.

Kids these days...
I blame video games.

GTA is the devil.

Where's Andy?

Coach bailed him out.
How was it with Huck?

Don't worry, I told him I found the ball
and that I was acting on my own.

Good boy. I'd hate to have
to rename you Snitcher.

Let's get outta here.

I'm OK.

- Anyway, what are you drinking there?
- White wine.

Yeah.
That was my Grandma's favorite.

She was an angry drunk, though.

You're going to give me
that resume, now?

Actually, I was just told I couldn't.
I could get in a lot of trouble.

- For recommending a student?
- Well, he's not any student.

He is kind of
Dr. Broom's prized mentee.

He interned at NASA, patented
a hangover cure in his free time.

He even had a full ride to Caltech,
but Dr. Broom begged him to stay.

That's some student.

I think his brain is half bionic.

But, promise you won't say
anything to him, right?

I'm trying for tenure,
and I could get in a lot of trouble

for even talking about Max Tyler.

- My lips are sealed.
- Thank you so much for understanding.

Go talk to Dr. Broom.

What? I can't. He'll kick me out.

- I haven't even talked to her yet!
- Just go.

- Casey...
- Trust me. Go!

There's someone.

Mr. Tyler?
You're not supposed to be here.

- No, sir.
- Then, why are you?

And how did you get in? And...

- When did my gramophone come back?
- When do gramophones go out of style?

Mr. Tyler, your place is in the lab
where you can be utilized and not seen.

Now, you need to leave.

Chicken, sir?

Take two, sir. They're very good.

I'd like to meet that student.

Trust me, he's not for you.

I'll be the judge of that.

So, some good news...

- I got my car back.
- Yeah, I saw. Congrats.

Hey, we're about to go
on a little mission to Kappa Tau.

Get our bust back. Wanna come?

You gonna bring a bat this time?

I'm gonna bring enough guys
so that Cappie knows I mean business.

See? You just can't do anything
for fun anymore.

You just take it
to the worst possible place.

Come on. This is just
about getting back what's ours...

Really?
I don't remember you buying a keg

just before our pledge photo
last year.

Which proves my point.
I'm making it more fun.

Evan, it was fun.

With squirt guns and stink bombs.

Why do you always have
to go to extremes?

Buying a keg is an extreme?

OK, two kegs. But, I promise,
I'm not going down that path...

I've heard this, like,
20 times before. All right?

I mean, first it was taunting Casey
and then breaking Rusty's nose.

And then,
rubbing a townie in Frannie's face.

Well, isolated incidents.

- OK, boys. Pound those beers. Let's go.
- Yeah!

You didn't get it.

- No, I got it.
- Shut up. She loves you. I knew it!

Actually,
I think the deciding factor was...

She thinks you have a crush on me and
it'll annoy you when I leave tomorrow.

For a month.

Yeah.

You're leaving.

Yeah.

You're really leaving.

Elias Van Patton has inhabited
our sacred home for far too long.

But, before we show Elias to his
watery grave, has anyone seen Wade?

No? Well...

I can't wait to see the look
on their faces...

Evan, you're early.

We were just taking out some laundry.
Do you have any delicates you need done?

Give us it or we're taking it.

- Where?
- Home.

- Home where?
- To our house.

- Where are you going with it?
- Well, not the Cyprus River.

Dammit did I just say that?

If you don't like it,
we can just go right through you.

- Evan, let it go.
- No, no, it's cool.

I come prepared.

Cease and desist, gentlemen.

There'll be no melee on my watch.

Mr. Cappie,
I believe this belongs to you.

I took him returning stolen disco balls
to a strip club that I sometimes...

... stake out.

Well, Evan and I were just convening
a joint search party to find Wade,

- but you saved us the trouble. Thanks.
- Save it, Mr. Cappie.

I packed the beanbag gun tonight.

There's alarms going off
all over campus.

Years worth of missing stuff
returned in one night.

We are at Defcon-2, people.

And since I've caught two Kappa Taus
returning these items,

I'm thinking it's not a coincidence.

I only need one witness
to confirm this,

and then I will be going
to town on your ass.

That's what he said.

- Beaver, not now.
- What happens then?

Search and seizure of the property.
Indefinite shutdown of Kappa Tau,

followed by disciplinary hearings,

where I show up in my dress blues

and see to it
that every Kappa Tau is expelled.

Possession of stolen items
violates CRU code.

I was down in their basement!

- No, you weren't.
- What?

- Yes, I was.
- No,

you weren't.
Actually, Officer...

Our pledge here
has made a terrible mistake,

and has spoken out of turn.
He is wrong.

The Kappa Taus could be
in big trouble.

- If you know something...
- I don't.

But thanks for Wade.

If that's how you want it.
All right, everybody skedaddle

- before I get righteous.
- All right. Let's go!

Ash, will you be here to sign
for a shipment tomorrow?

Yeah, if that's what you want?

Yeah. We're out of sporks.

Everyone!

I have an announcement to make.

Fisher and I are dating.
And we're in like.

We totally like each other.

And I'm a lesbian.

Yeah, we knew that, too.

- Andylicious! You had us worried sick.
- Did you get in trouble?

Coach smoothed
everything over for me.

See? I told you.
It's college football.

- Arrests are the new touchdowns.
- He didn't see it that way.

I've been late to team meals
and curfews, partying way too much.

Look, I've been thinking a lot
about my choices lately,

and there's way too much on my plate.
This whole fraternity thing.

- It's not for me.
- Rusty had the same problem

with Kappa Tau, and Polymer Science.
He can help you balance the two.

I don't need any more help
from Rusty, thank you.

OK what's going on?
And don't tell me everything's super.

It doesn't matter, Cap...

It's a done deal.

Thanks for having me, man.
It was fun.

You wanna tell me
why your little brother just quit, Rus?

- Because I kissed Jordan.
- Who?

Michael Jordan? Jordan Knight?
Jordan Catalano?

Don't tell me
that you kissed Andy's Jordan.

I wish I kissed Michael Jordan.

No, it was Andy's Jordan.

I liked her
and I saw the opportunity...

... so I took it.

I thought you were better than that.

I'm really excited, Case.

It's just... It's one month.

I'll be back. Thank you.

What did Dr. Broom say
about you leaving?

Nothing.

He apparently was...

... throwing up from food poisoning
all night.

Strange.

So...

Watch out for soccer hooligans.

I will.

But don't call it soccer.
It's football.

I know.

They'll kick your ass
if you call it soccer.

- I know.
- And...

I love you.

I know.

I love you.

Hey.

Bye, Max.

One month, pal.

Then we can play
all the Blokus you can handle.

Here. Going away gift.

Mama Kettlewell's Preserves?

From Dale.

He says everyone can use
a little K-Well Jelly on their biscuit.

And see if you can get me

a tube
of Dr. Stephanopoulos' lipstick.

Well this sucks.

You know...

Yeah,

it really really does.