Greek (2007–2011): Season 1, Episode 14 - War and Peace - full transcript

Rusty realizes the Kappa-Omega feud's escalation is because of Cappie and Evan's personal hatred getting out of hand, likely to cause the dean to come down on all Greeks in the end. Still his own side dismisses him, despite unwanted campus police attention. The Omega's, and even his personal friend, turns on him mercilessly. The Zetas face a dilemma: Lizzi will only lift her rule of petty terror if 'lost sister' Frannie is welcomed back, which Casey considers is even worse for her and the sorority.

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I'm gonna be here until
ZBZ nationals determines

that you girls are back
on the straight and narrow.

I think we could
all use some real fun...

- Like a party.
- Agreat gatsby theme party!

Did I just fall asleep
with my eyes open?

This never would have happened
if Frannie were here.

Are you implying your pledges
are better than our pledges?

Our pledges could kick
your pledges' asses any day.

We always said we weren't gonna
let our houses get in the way

- of us being friends.
- Tell me you come bearing gifts.



From the Omega Chi front yard!

- You ratted out our party.
- There will be retribution.

Bring it.

Hey!

Hey.

I've been chasing after
you for the last 100 yards.

- Thought you were trying to ignore me.
- No. Sorry.

- I'm just really into this book.
- Animal farm.

Cautionary tale of power,

as told through farm animals
who overthrow their human masters.

Four legs good.
Two legs bad.

You know,
just because you made a colossal

mistake going back to Omega Chi
doesn't mean I'd ignore you.

No. I thought you were just
too embarrassed to talk to me.



Embarrassed?

Yeah, seeing as how you blatantly
used me to get back at Evan.

Yeah, I guess we both
got a little carried away.

Yeah, we did.

One second.

All pledges report to the Kappa Tau
house immediately.

Justice has been served.

- Everything okay?
- Yeah, you know,

just house stuff. If I told you
i'd have to kill you. So...

Me too.
I'll see you later.

Okay,
how's my top?

There's some cleavage showing.

Just think what your grandmother
would want you to wear.

My grandmother bought me this top.

Here.

Just until we get out of the house,
and then we're good to go.

I Miss looking cute.

I Miss cute boys!

Lizzi's rules are totally robbing us
of our college experience.

She makes us go to bed at 10:00...
So I wake up at 4:00.

And do you think it's fun
watching all the drunk couples

make out on Greek row when
I know that I should be there?

I know how challenging it's been

to have Lizzi here.

We've hit rock-bottom.

But that means there's
nowhere to go but up.

Ladies, foyer, please!

We have visitors!

May I have your attention?

As a reward for all of your hard work
and dedication,

i'm very proud to announce

that this saturday
I have arranged for us to have...

A mixer!

So let's meet our guests and show
them the new Zeta Beta Zeta.

The Psi Phi Pis.

They're "pstoked"?

I believe the "P"
is silent.

Much like the cry
of despair inside me right now.

I think we've hit a new rock bottom.

Hello.

Season 1 - Episode 14
"War & Peace"

Fellow defenders of the free
and easy world.

As you all know,
we recently suffered a grave indignity

at the hands of the enemy

who seeks to destroy ourway of life.

I refer, of course, to...

A certain fraternity and

and a certain member of said fraternity

who tipped off our good friend
officer huck

about the prohibition party.

- Omega Chi.
- Evan Chambers.

They are not worthy of names.

But they do however,
deserve our help.

Beav?

As a one-time photography minor,
what really interests me about this

particular study is
that it is completely

unretouched.

Give 'em one of these, one of those.

Give 'em some big teefers.

All right, boys, line up.
Let's see if we can't make this

fine showpiece complete.
Ben bennett, get up there.

Time to shine.
Come on.

Are we gonna sneak the picture
back into the Omega Chi house?

Green as a young sapling.

We're not going back
to the Omega Chi house.

We're gonna wait for Omega Chi
to come to us.

Now...

Get your draw on, son.

We're goin'to battle.

Every second that banner stays up here
is a permanent scar on our reputation.

It's like a stretch mark.

I'm gonna need your help
if we're going to fix this.

- Anything.
- You're social chair.

Do you think you can convince
the Psi Phi Pis to back out of the mixer

without making it look like
they dumped us?

Challenging, but doable.

- What are you gonna do?
- I'll take care of Lizzi.

Somehow. We've ignored her,

snuck around her,
gone along with her.

It just keeps getting worse.

I think a little higher on the right,
and then it'll be perfecto.

You know, she plays it straight,
but she's gotta have a past too.

Maybe she's got, like,
dead people in her closet.

You did blackmail Rebecca.

And if Lizzi were a diva demon like
Rebecca, it would be much easier.

But she's so freakin'perky
and nice.

Suit yourself.

Won't be long now.

You said that two hours ago.

Is that fear I sense in you, son?

Or are you just quivering
with anticipation?

I wish I knew what I was anticipating.

Why are you speaking
with a southern accent?

It's the chaw.

Listen.

Nobody can predict the twisted mind
of the Omega Chi.

But they're coming, spitter.

They're coming hard.

They ain't gonna come polite.

Nobody's gonna be ringin'that doorbell.

Doorbell. Doorbell.
We've got doorbell. Hot alert.

- Red leader?
- Red team is go.

- White leader?
- White team is go.

Blue leader?

Blue leader.

I ordered a pizza.

And we all learn the lesson:

pack a snack.

Here.

- Go get the pizza.
- What if it's the Omega Chis?

Then tip them poorly.

And nail them with hot sauce.
We'll be right behind you. Go on.

Sweet moves.

Calvin. What are you doing here?

- Sorry, Rusty.
- Sorry for what?

Sorry for this.

Fish smell! Fish smell!

We have breach.

Stand by.
Stand by.

Hit the lights!

There it is!

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Spitter, let's go, let's go!

- I can't see! Go, go, go!
- We got 'em!

This is gonna be fun.

Omega Chis!

These guys were just decoys!
Ambush. Mobilize. Mobilize!

Run!

Go, go, go!

Get down, everybody!
Get down!

Hold the fence!

Don't breathe it!

Got a large meat lovers for beaver?

Over here.

Keep the change.

Enjoy your pie.

Egg whites and fruit?

You're so healthy.

Discipline has become a theme
in my life, thanks to you.

Deep down, I think

we've all been craving the structure
you've brought to the house.

That makes me so happy.

And I'm so proud of
our little ZBZ kittens.

As... are we all.

And I'm thinking

that it would really benefit
the sisterhood to have a sense of

when

we... As
ZBZ kittens.

Are ready to,

be weaned...

From your...

Teat?

You wanna know what it's
gonna take to get me gone.

We don't want to be a burden.

There must be other chapters
in need of your considerable talents.

If we had a chart,
perhaps...

A chart!
That would be so cool!

Yes.

But no.

This chapter's independence
is solely up to my own discretion.

And,

in my mind,

there's really only one thing left
for you to do

to prove that you're all back
on the right path.

You and I are going on a field trip.

So you want us to do more philanthropy?

- That's it?
- Not exactly.

It does involve a little selflessness,
though.

Frannie?

Your lost ZBZ sister.

I thought Frannie was insane
last semester, but I never...

So, you've known where Frannie's
been this whole time.

Frannie contacted me almost
immediately after I arrived at ZBZ.

And she made it clear that she has
deep regrets for her actions,

and she wanted to make things right.

And you believed her.

Casey, I sincerely
understand your skepticism.

You do?

I have been selfish
and controlling...

Well, most of my life. But

being away has helped
me gain some perspective.

Take a hard,

honest look at myself and figure out
what I have to do to change.

And since Frannie left, she has logged
so many volunteer hours

that if she were still a ZBZ
in good standing,

the cru chapter would be leading
the race right now

for the national philanthropy cup.

Great.
But...

We suspended her for abandoning
the sority.

A simple majority vote
can overturn that suspension.

We'd hold the diamond ceremony

in which Frannie pledges her
eternal loyalty to the sisters.

And then each and every
girl would have to accept.

I wanna come back to ZBZ, Casey.

And I want Jessica Simpson
to stop putting out CDS,

but you can't always get what you want.

She nearly cost us our charter.

Forgiveness is the
supreme act of sisterhood.

You asked me what you could
do to regain your independence.

This is it.

Heal ZBZ's most painful internal wound.

Jason?

Hi. I'm ashleigh.

It's weird how we all look the same.

You're Psi Phi Pi social chair

- Jason?
- Yeah.

Sorry.

So.

You're desperately looking for a way
out of the mixer.

- Not... desperately.
- Why don't you just cancel?

Well, we're...

Sort of under the thumb of this
rules-obsessed woman

who's totally out of touch

- with stuff.
- Like

social hierarchy and that sort of thing.

- No, that's not what I meant.
- Sure.

So since you can't back
out of the mixer,

you want us to.

Which is fine.

Consider it done.

Well, you know, it's not what you think.
Our social calendar is really limited,

and we have to consider our
entire year when we make plans.

Any smart social chair would.

Like I said, consider it done.

Fine.

Did you just call me smart?

Is that a problem?

I just don't want there
to be any hard feelings here.

There aren't any.

Well, I think there are.

Okay.
There are.

Let's, have some coffee and discuss it.

Thank you!

Do I still smell like fish?

Weallstill smell like fish, spitter.

Get your daggum chins
out your shoestrings.

Okay, now.

My Grandcappie used to tell me

that the true test
of a solider don't come until

you're full of holes
and ain't got no bullets left. Now,

we may be bleedin'
and shooting blanks.

We may smell like the stuff you find
at the bottom of a catfish barrel,

but this ain't over!

This ain't even close to bein'over!

It kinda feels over.

Hot sauce in my chaw pouch.

Pledge.

Thank you.

That's because you don't
know about the counterattack, beav.

What... counterattack?

The biggest one ever.

Yeah.

Who's planning it?

Beaver.

Yeah. And me.

And wade.

And whoever else has the persimmons

to pull themselves out of the pity pool

and reload

like a true Kappa Tau.

Now, who's in?

I said who's in?

- Yeah.
- Yeah...

Come on.

- Hey, Cap, can I talk to you?
- Yeah. Morale's low, spitter.

- What do you got for me?
- I hate Evan

as much as you do, for many reasons.

But if we launch a counterattack,
the Omega Chis are gonna

counter our counterattack.

And then we'll counter their
counter of our counterattack,

and it'll go on and on and on
until dean bowman busts us

or someone gets really hurt.

I mean, it's like, what's the point?

What's the...

What's the point in defending the honor
of a bunch of guys

who vowed to protect you
as you have them?

I'm sorry, spitter. I don't really know
how to answer that one.

Keep working!

And I really want to apologize
for calling you stout.

You're not.

And Mandi, I am so, so sorry

I told you your boyfriend was gay.

You never told me that.

Well... i was...
Certainly thinking it.

And I'm deeply sorry for that.

The sisters are way too smart
to buy her "thank you, India" act.

Although she does
kinda look like alanis.

What? Like with her hair like that.

Heather, if going plaid is your plan,
then it's my plan too.

Is it true that if Frannie's reinstated,
lizzi will be gone?

Did Frannie tell you that?
Is it true or not?

There

would have to be a majority vote

of the sisterhood to Even consider
bringing her back.

Then we hold this really

complicated ceremony,

and there the decision
has to be unanimous to let her back in.

I know you guys want Lizzi gone,

but do you seriously
think Frannie has changed?

Think about how she treated you.

Then ask yourself if you really
want to go through that again.

It looks like our friends over
at Psi Phi Pi

have made this saturday's big event...

The biggest news on campus.

I'm so excited!

I think I'm ready to vote.

I can't believe no one else had the guts

to vote against
holding the diamond ceremony.

- I feel so antiwar right now.
- Lizzi's been so annoying,

everybody's forgotten had bad
Frannie really is.

And now she's back.

Not necessarily.

All it takes is one sister to say no
during the diamond ceremony

- to keep her out.
- I don't know much about politics

other than it's the only time
it's okay to wear buttons.

But, as president, aren't you supposed
to follow the wishes of the sisterhood?

Not if it hurts us in the long run.

And you're one to talk, by the way.

What happened to getting the PPPs
to back out of the mixer?

- Did you talk to their social chair?
- Yes, I did.

And they said they would back out.
But then.

I don't know.

We ended up having coffee, and then...

somehow the mixer ended up
being back on.

And... I don't know.

You had coffee
with the Psi Phi Pi social chair?

And now you like him?

He's totally awkward
and smart in the least attractive way.

- Still, there's something about him.
- Really.

Could it be that...

I don't know, he's a guy?

- You said it yourself. You miss boys.
- I know that,

but this is different.

I've never met Jason before, and yet,
it's like I've known him forever.

And I know it's totally creepy,
but at the same time...

Disturbingly hot.

Make a little room for me?

Might not wanna get too close.
I smell like an ahi burrito.

Let me guess...
Fish oil and hot sauce.

- You heard?
- I heard.

It's kinda stupid, huh?

If it wasn't stupid,
it wouldn't be boys fighting.

You ever feel like everybody around you
has completely lost their mind?

Last night when I was
under the barbecue,

I saw Beaver smearing mayonnaise
on an Omega Chi pledge.

People are who they are. Just because
one says they're gonna be different

- doesn't mean they will be.
- Same goes for pigs.

See? You're all crazy.

It's an allegory using barnyard animals
to criticize the russian revolution.

How even the purest minds

can be corrupted by leaders
who are addicted to power.

- Sounds alarmingly familiar.
- You read it?

But Frannie's doing
this whole born again nice person act,

- everybody wants her reinstated but me.
- Wasn't she gone?

She's back, and
since I'm the leader of the resistance,

which is basically just me and Ashleigh,

Lizzi makes me go through mediation.

Mediation.

- That's actually a really good idea.
- I doubt it.

You never know until you try.

Phase one of mediation
is airing of grievances.

There can be no yelling,
no interrupting,

no scoffing, and no face making.

And to avoid accusations,
each point of interest

must begin with the words
"I feel."

I feel...

that Frannie put the entire sisterhood
in jeopardy by advocating a policy

of dishonesty in handling
our crisis with Nationals.

I also feel that her abuse
of chapter funds and decision

to leave the house after being removed
as president showed

that the well-being of the sisterhood
was not her primary concern.

That was very well done.

Frannie, it's your turn.

I feel...

that...

I have no grievances to air.

Was that a scoff?

A... hiccup?

Sorry.

All right.

What{\, specifically,} do you need from Frannie
in order to accept her back?

Not only into Zeta Beta Zeta,
but back into your heart.

- I need...
- I feel.

I feel.

I don't know.

That I need Frannie to...

make things right.

I feel that...

I can't do anything to change the past.

But I promise...

to do everything I can as a sister

and a friend to redeem myself
in the present.

Is that satisfactory?

- I'm sorry, it's not.
- What's the problem?

She doesn't mean it.
How can I be the only one to see?

- Violation.
- This is just not going to happen.

I'd like my privacy.

Perfect.

I know you're upset, and I honor that.

I just thought if...

We spoke privately, we could
get underneath...

- what's bothering you.
- You are what's bothering me.

There's nothing to get underneath.

I'm really trying here.

- Maybe you could do the same.
- Please.

You and I both know that nice Frannie
is just a new way to manipulate people.

- It's what you've always done.
- You have a selective memory.

And here are the memories I've selected.

You wanted to give my room to Rebecca
because of her father's private jet.

You tried to sabotage my chances
to become Omega Chi Sweetheart.

You guilted me into staying
with Evan after he cheated on me.

Then when our relationship was no longer
helpful to you,

you broke us up.

Are there some other highlights
I've missed?

Look...

I've done my best to take
responsibility for my mistakes.

But you act like I made you stay
with Evan.

It was your choice.

It was also your choice
to haze Rebecca out of spite,

which put me in the awkward position of
having to discipline my little sister.

Who eventually...

Went behind my back to Tegan
and stole my presidency.

I didn't steal your presidency. I did
what I had to do to save the house.

- You should have talked to me first.
- And you should have been a friend.

But you were completely
incapable of doing that.

You don't want me here?

Fine.

Good luck spending the rest of the year
with Lizzi.

Don't worry.
I know what I'm doing.

- This is a bad idea.
- It's a great idea.

Shouldn't we be able
to be in separate fraternities

and still have a normal friendship?

But right now,
things are still totally agro.

- And Cappie and Evan hate each other.
- Exactly. That's my whole point.

Now is not the time, okay?
Please don't do this.

I have to do this.

You lost?

I'm not lost.
I'm here to make a proposition.

My proposition is we clean
the toilet with his brillo head.

Let's hear what he has to say.

I'm here to make a case for peace
between Omega Chi and Kappa Tau.

Pipe it, guys. Come on, look,
he had the nuts to walk in here alone.

Give him a chance to say his piece.
Go ahead.

I know there are plenty
of good guys in this fraternity.

There are plenty of
good guys in Kappa Tau.

So here's my question:
why are we enemies?

I'll tell you why.

Because we let a conflict
between two people

or maybe three people become a war
involving us all.

Are we just barnyard animals,

blindly following our leader
into a battle we don't even understand?

Or are we intelligent
people who see the value

in an alliance between
the two best fraternities on campus?

If we work together,
we can make this happen.

It all starts with getting the people
that have a problem with each other

in the same room
and helping them solve their diff...

Officer Huck. Hey.

- How's the fungus coming along?
- Save it.

- He one of yours?
- Our best and brightest.

Who's responsible for the prank?
I want names.

Think he's ratting us out right now?

Cappie's gonna want revenge
on his own terms.

He's probably just telling Officer Huck
some lame story to make him go away.

It's actually a physics experiment.

Gone awry.

A physics experiment?

How heat affects the molecular
structure of lode-bearing adhesives,

which, as, I'm sure you know,

creates a highly volatile results set.

You okay, buddy?

You hang in there, okay?

Kinda feel bad about this.

He knew what he was getting into
when he walked into the house.

True.

Do you feel bad 'cause you really
believe we shouldn't have done it,

or because you're worried
about what Rusty will think?

There's a difference.

Everybody always says that
leadership is about compromise,

I never thought I'd have to
make a decision like this.

You girls take everything so seriously.

In the grand scheme of things,
who gets to live in a sorority house?

- It's pretty meaningless.
- Excuse me?

Did I tell you that Jason
is an astrophysics major?

- He knows Rusty.
- Could you get us some more macchiatos?

- Sure.
- Single shot of espresso.

- Small dollop of foam.
- Right.

I know of your brother.
But he's a...

A polymer engineer.

So it's not like
we have a lot to talk about.

- That's weird.
- Not really.

Polymers are as interesting
as a dirt sandwich.

What's weird is I feel
like I've met you before.

Highly unlikely.

- I am gonna go hit the head, Carrie.
- It's Casey.

Right. I'm sorry.
I'm so bad with names.

Bad with...

- My God, that's it!
- Where's Jason?

In the bathroom.

Remember how you said you felt
like you've known this guy forever?

It only seems like forever.

The truth is, you've known
him for the past seven years.

Jason is Travis.
In a dork suit.

Jason is nothing like Travis.
Travis was tall and hot.

And...

And rude,

arrogant and disrespectful.

And had you fetching drinks
you don't even like.

He called me Carrie.

I am so...

daytime talk show material.
What is wrong with me?

Well, maybe you didn't
find him so much

attractive

but

familiar.

We all repeat patterns.

No.

I thought he was attractive.

And that's a pattern
that's gonna end right now.

Come with me.

Listen up, Jason.

Or should I say Travis?

You...
go find a tree.

I spent seven years letting
you make me feel like I wasn't pretty

or smart or refined
enough to be worthy. And

I'm not gonna do it anymore.
I'm not gonna be attracted

this
anymore.

Because I am smart,
and I'm hot,

and nobody I spend time
with is gonna disrespect me

or my friends... ever.

So

you know what you're gonna do now?
You're gonna go back to your house,

and you're gonna say
that as social chair,

you think it's in everybody's
best interest to cancel the mixer.

Why would I do that?

Because, if you don't,

i'll tell everyone what I saw.

Or, actually,
didn't see

while I was in here.

I think...
We can go now.

Yes, we can.

Hey.

Just came by to, you know,

- see how you're doing.
- And then what? You and the brothers

gonna go club some baby seals?

Well,

are they Kappa Tau baby seals?
Because maybe...

Come on.

Rusty, it was a college prank,
all right?

You can't take it so personally.

It's funny you say that, 'cause
I keep thinking how it would have played

out if you'd gone
to the Kappa Tau house.

I never would have let that same
thing happen to you.

I warned you, all right?

I told you going in it was not
a good idea. You didn't listen.

They abducted me and taped
me to the side of a building.

- You did nothing to stop it.
- It was a prank!

Come on.

I've got studying to do.

Okay.

Since I'm gonna be staying until
the end of the year,

I thought I would make
my room a little homier.

And this danish furniture...

It's so snazzy!

And economical.

Now,
I am all about this farnsek bureau...

But maybe the blogaard bookshelf
would just be a more

practical use of my space.

Is there some other thing

we can do as sisters

to be independent

other than readmitting Frannie?

Wish there was, Casey.
That's the only solution.

I know you said forgiveness is

the ultimate act of sisterhood.

But how can I do something

when every fiber
of my being tells me it's wrong?

Read this.

I read this as a pledge.

It's not like there's some

ritual for behavior modification.

Sometimes a second, closer examination

can reveal things you didn't see before.

Now,
if I go with the blogaard bookshelf,

i'm totally getting
the smeglon nightstand.

- Hey, Cappie.
- Spitter,

good to see you're out and about.
Here, come check these out.

Schematics of the Omega Chi house.
First drawn in 1979.

Then carefully added to

and adjusted by each class ever since.

Egyptian Joe, head of the plumbing
after the war of'04.

The only thing we don't
have is the air vents.

These will help.

You still looking for
a counterattack idea?

Well, I was waiting for inspiration
to strike at any moment.

Unless you've got something.

Yeah. I think I do.

To reaffirm the spirit

and foundation of the Diamond Ceremony,

we will begin with the sacred

Zeta Beta Zeta
pledge of sisterhood.

To the sisterhood, we pledge truth...

Loyalty, and sority.

Unrestricted, our commitment.

Unconditional, our allegiance.

With hearts and souls
that are forevermore

Zeta Beta Zeta.

With humility,

I pledge my soul

to Zeta Beta Zeta.

I accept your pledge.

And I welcome you back into my heart.

With humility,

I pledge my soul

to Zeta Beta Zeta.

I accept your pledge.

And I welcome you back into my heart.

With humility, I pledge my soul

to Zeta Beta Zeta.

I accept your pledge and welcome
you back into my heart.

With humility,
I pledge my soul

to Zeta Beta Zeta.

I accept
your pledge

and welcome you back into my heart.

Stop it.
You gotta stop.

Casey...

That's a cow!
That's a cow!

Truly inspired idea, spitter.

How do you feel?

Good.

I feel good.

Guess we'd better reinforce
the house before they strike back.

Hey!

Too late.

Quite a mixer you boys
must have had last night.

Is this a new sorority, or...
You will pay for this.

Chambers.

Dean bowman wants names and specifics.

Yeah.

You take us down,
and you will go with us.

Or...

Or what?

Or...

we let things cool off,

turn our swords into plowshares

for the time being.

For the time being.

Chambers!

For the time being.

We're gonna start farming?

Perhaps, wade.
Perhaps.

But it will be the memories
of this victory that sustain us

until the fires of war burn again.

Let's go get some pizza.

Who better
to be my welcoming committee?

I thought I'd start moving back in
gradually.

I'm so glad we were able
to come to this agreement.

- It's good to be home.
- I'm glad too.

But I wish you had called before
you packed everything up.

Is Lizzi still in my room?
I don't mind waiting.

Are you familiar with rule 57q
in the ZBZ book of rules and ritual?

57q.

It states that the ZBZ president
has the right

To put recently reinstated
members on probation.

It does.

Yes. And since actives on probation
aren't allowed to live in the house,

i'm sorry to tell you that ZBZ rules

prevent you from moving in today.

Are you sorry...

Casey?

The agreement was that
you would be reinstated.

And you are.
But for the good of the sisterhood,

we need to be sure
that you really have changed.

Well, whatever's
best for the sisterhood.

I'm glad you understand.

I do.

And besides...

You can't keep me on probation
for more than three months.

I believe that's rule 62.

You smell that, spitter?

It's the smell of peace.

I'm actually talking about the coffee
here. Having a little moment.

Yes, absolutely.

Vacationing off the sumatran
coast two summers ago...

Alonecon me bella mentor, altagracia.

Sumatra is an Island off Indonesia.

People there speak Malaysian.

- They do?
- Yeah.

Well, that explains a lot.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Have you ever had any
friends outside the fraternity?

Sure. Yeah.

Jana.

Julia.

Rachel.
She was an especially good friend.

No, no.
I mean guy friends.

Right...

Then the answer's no.

Well, weren't you friends with Evan?

Yes.

Evan Longoria
and I roomed together freshman year,

as you well know. But,

there were numerous factors
that led to our breakup.

Friendships in college
are sort of like Cro-Magnon man.

They either evolve
or they become extinct.

Now, for you and Calvin,
it's all gonna depend on how much energy

you're willing to put into

adapting.

Yeah. I guess it's hard

knowing whether we're evolving
or dying out.

Well, only time will tell.

- Meanwhile...
- Dobler's.

See? You are adapting.

I wanted to return this.

And say thank you.

Guess I finally realized

I could use the rules
to help me get what I want instead

of trying to figure
out a way to go around them.

You're becoming an excellent leader,
Casey.

And I want you to keep the book.

One question.

Were you specifically thinking of rule

57q when you told me to reread the book?

Rule 57q.

I'm not familiar.

So...

- where are you off to?
- Oklahoma chapter.

Hazing gone haywire.

Farewell, my sisters.

Keep the principles of Zeta Beta Zeta

close to your heart always.

Farewell.

Bye!

Bye!

I sure am gonna miss Lizzi.

Really?

Not at all.