Gossip Girl (2007–2012): Season 4, Episode 4 - Touch of Eva - full transcript

"Gossip Girl here, your'e
one and only soure into the

scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.

- How is things Going?
- The guys were easy, but

the girls are presenting
A little bit more of a challenge.

We'll get it done. I promise.

There's no way that I'm
letting you take this child.

- It's not your choice. He's not your son.
- How stupid can I be

to think you'd actually
put Serena behind you?

[Nate] I'm not sure how
I feel about Serena.

I just want a clear shot at finding out.

- I, [Chuck] met someone.
Her name's Eva.



[Blair] Chuck will soon realize
that it doesn't matter if

the dress is couture if the
girl is off-the-rack, and then,

as with all things that don't fit, you'll
be sent back to where you came from.

[Gossip Girl Open theme]

[Gossip Girl] Overnight, our
brooding billionaire's become a generous gentlemen.

But what's responsible
for this metamorphosis?

Or should I say who?
Has a French fairy touched Chuck

with her magic wand?
Or does simply being with an angel

make you want to grow wings, too?

Sorry, miss Blair. No papers today.
I think maybe 8h steal them again.

[Blair] Dorota, we both know that

it was you, not Susan
Lucci, who took my papers.

But there's no point.
It's all over the Internet.

- What is?
- What are you reading?



Chuck gave Eva a limited
edition Baignoire Cartier watch.

"Gossip Girl" even has a whole thread
where people can guess how much it cost.

[Dorota] How can she even see time
through all that sparkly?

I go get more coffee.

[Blair] How can I stomach going
to his charity gala later?

Watching everyone "Oh" and "Oh Lala"
over that French floozy and that watch?

Some are speculating

it cost more than
anything he ever gave me.

B., I know it's hard to
see Chuck with someone else.

But you have to stop
doing this to yourself.

I'm just worried about him.
We've seen this before!

Strangers weaseling
their way into our hearts.

Clearly, Eva has an agenda.
I'm guessing it's his money.

You know, Eva actually seems nice.

And even if she isn't, it's
not your business anymore.

Oh! And it's your business to
be monitoring Nate and Juliet?

And even worse, Humphrey and Dumpty?

Fine. We're both having
trouble moving on.

- But it was just so easy in Paris.
- You were so easy in Paris.

[Serena] Enough. But now...

Now you're here, and those
boys are taken. For now.

Yes, you're right.

Maybe Dan and Nate will
see the error of their ways

and break up with those girls,

or they'll marry them, and
you'll die hitting refresh.

Okay, fine. You know what?
I will stay away from Nate and Dan,

but you have to stay
away from Chuck and Eva.

No-plotting, No-meddling,
no "Blair Waldorf-ing".

I'm not going to. I wasn't.
I Was going shopping, anyway.

Okay, then I'm just gonna stay
home and unpack all day. No gala.

And tonight wer'e watch allmoly
and Try to recrued our favorite Koktials from the tryis.

[Serena] Deal? [Blair] Deal.

- Hey. How are you, sleepyhead?
- Never better. You making pancakes?

Yeah. I noticed you
haven't been eating much,

so I thought I'd make 'em for you.
And there's still time to take a shower.

- Do you wanna change your clothes?
- No. No, I'm good. I'm fine.

You've been wearing that
shirt for, like, three days.

Well, I'm sorry, mom. I didn't
realize when you moved in,

[Dan] You'd be laundry monitor.
[Vanassa] It's a beautiful Saturday.

I thought maybe we could
go to the promenade, talk.

-[Dan] "Talk"? Talk about what?
Your pancakes are burning.

Why did you bring out four plates?

Don't be mad. This has
been going on too long,

so I had to call for backup.

Something smells delicious.

Merci, Ivan.

[Chuck] Ivan, how did your
mets do last night?

Heartbreak as usual, Mr.
Bass. Thanks for asking.

If I may, the flowers
are right for the gala.

[Ivan] Simply beautiful.
- As is the woman who choose them.

[Julliet] Hi! I'm sorry I'm late.
Traffic on Broadway.

[Nate] Hey, I was calling you.

[Julliet ]My phone died, drowned
by a spilled latte.

- No worries.
- Oh. Sorry.

I hope you two are coming
to my charity event later.

Party on the roof? We wouldn't miss it.

Good, 'cause I'm announcing
a 5,000,000$ charity.

- What? [Nate] Chuck, that's amazing.
- 5,000,000$?

- [Julliet] What's the lucky organization?
- Poor thing can't make up his mind.

Petroleum apocalypse,
the Education Crisis,

poverty, disease, not
to mention the recession.

It seems outside my Bassian bubble,
the world is a pretty screwed up place.

Well, the good news is, whichever
you pick will be eternally grateful.

If it's not too hypocritical, I
think it's soudison for samphin.

- I'll join you.
- Champagne.

Thank you.

So I didn't know him
before, but I heard stories.

You're a great influence.
He's really changed.

I take no credit.

Old Chuck, bad Chuck,
new Chuck, good Chuck.

- To me, it's one man, one journey.
- You really are from Europe.

[Chuck] Why are you staring at me?

Philanthropy? Chatting
with the help about sports?

- It's nice to see you... nice.
- Well, it's all Eva.

She cared about me
before she knew who I was.

I guess I wanna prove her right.
How's things with you and Juliet?

Good, I guess. You
know, I don't know why

she's never invited me
over to her apartment.

And she's extremely
hard to make plans with.

And considering school just started,
she's got an awful lot of homework.

Nathaniel, most people don't go
from zero to monogamous so soon.

- She's probably seeing other people.
- No. I don't think so.

Nate, I'm sorry. I know
I just got here,

but my neighbor She's locked out,

and I have her spare key.
So I have to go. I'm sorry.

- What are you... [Julliet] Bye.
- Okay. Bye.

- I thought her phone died.
- [Dan] So what is this,

a talk-about-your-feelings
intervention?

No. We just want you to
know that we're here for you.

- And that you do need to talk.
- So, yeah, this is a kind

of talk-about-your-feelings
intervention.

All right, well, I'm fine.

Dan, you've been sleeping
all day, cutting class.

I caught you watching
"Wild Hogs" and laughing.

It's okay to admit that you're depressed
that Georgina took the baby.

Guys, I'm sleeping because
I haven't in months.

I'm laughing because I finally
got the stench of baby poop

out of my nostrils.
I'm relieved, all right?

I mean, it's not like
I've been hiding out here.

I went out. I got a haircut.

You thought Milo was your son.
You watched as he was born.

- You held him in your arms.
- You loved him.

But he wasn't mine.

He was a waste of a summer.

Now if you will excuse
me, thank you for coming.

- Where are you going?
- I'm gonna go to Nate's.

Would've told you sooner,

but your intervention
intervened. I'll see you later.

I know what you're up to.

You're at Cartier, checking
the cost of that watch.

- You're breaking your pact.
- And you're looking at "Gossip Girl,"

thereby breaking yours.

Anyway, it just so happens
that my watch is broken.

[Serena]You were wearing it yesterday,
and it worked perfectly fine.

Well...
Now it doesn't.

Blair, we had a deal.
B.? Why did you stop talking?

No reason.

Hey.

I know we haven't talked in a while,

but I was taking a walk,
found myself at your door.

Spotted... one angel selling her halo.

Careful, Eva.

Returning that watch
may cost you the time of your life.

Good afternoon, Chuck.
I thought we might enjoy some tea.

You know how I adore
those empire bacon scones.

I know everything about you,
which is why I know your visit

probably has more to do
with a scheme than a scone.

Chuck, you've changed. What
makes you think I haven't?

And speaking of your newfound affinity
for the holatle massge.

- How is, The light-for of Eve.
- leave her alone, Blair.

If you're as serious about
her as Cindy Adams thinks,

then we'll be crossing
paths all the time.

And don't you think
we should be friends?

- Yay! There she is!
- Don't worry. Blair was just...

- sitting for some tea. Scone?
- [Eve] I'd love to.

Eva, I must apologize.
The first time we met, I had no idea

you'd be the woman who could
finally change Chuck Bass.

The Chuck I've known has
always been kind and generous,

even when he had nothing himself.

You should've known
him before he was shot.

Once, he sold me for a hotel.

Actually, Blair, she
knows. We have no secrets.

Blackmailers must be
weeping all over town.

Eva, I read about Chuck's gift,
and forgive me for being vulgar,

but I've always wanted
a Baignoire timepiece.

Might I see it?

I don't have it on. I
brought it in to be resized.

Are you sure you mean resized?

'Cause I think you brought
it in to be returned for cash.

See? That is Eva selling the watch.

[Blair] It is pretty... The watch, I mean,

not the wad of hundies.
Though Eva might disagree.

- Eva, what's going on?
- I needed the money for a friend.

[Blair] That weak excuse might've worked
in the former Vichy Republic,

but Chuck and I are savvy new yorkers.

She gave me the money, Mr.
Bass. Please don't be mad.

Ivan's mother was about to
lose the house he grew up in.

At first, he was too
proud to accept help,

but I wore him down.

- My valet. Would you do that?
- I'm a stranger here,

and Ivan is one of the few people
who have been kind to me.

Your gift meant so much, but...
I couldn't wear something that decadent

when it could save a family
from losing their home.

- I'm sorry. Don't be angry with me.
- How could I ever be angry at you?

- Just do me one favor.
- [Eve] Anything.

Pick the charity for
me to give my money to.

Your heart'll find the right one.

Well, I'm sure you've
that heard Milo's not mine.

- Georgina took him back.
- Yeah, my mom told me. I'm sorry.

How do you feel?

Vanessa and everyone
keeps asking me that,

trying to get me to talk about it,
like it was this crushing blow.

But I just got my life back.
I wanna enjoy it now, you know?

Okay. Well, then we won't talk about it.

We'll just spend the day having
fun. Just You and Me, okay?

But first, I have to deal
with this. Sorry. Hello?

I saw Eva selling her watch
back to Cartier for cash.

Are you kidding me?

Then I went to Chuck's
and witnessed her give

the world's most credible
altruistic excuse.

[Serena] B., this is not what
you promised me.

- [Dan] Hey, I'm gonna get a pretzel.
- [Blair] Is that Dan?

- That is not what you promised me.
- No, it's different. He came to me.

First, nonsense!

Second, I really don't care right now.
Chuck's about to be taken for a ride.

We need to take that tart down!

Now Humphrey has proven
his worth in the past.

- He could be useful to us now.
- This is not a good idea.

[Blair] Serena, do you remember

when Chuck gave his heart to his mother?
That was the beginning of the end

- of everything. Please.
- Okay, what do you want us to do?

Get on your computer. I'll
text you clues as I get them.

See?

Needy dogs are the perfect cause.

And so much cuter
than those children

with the cleft palates
that you were going to pick.

We need to think in terms of
the Bass annual report cover

when making decisions like this.

I admit, Blair, when you ran
into me outside the empire

and offered to help me pick a charity,
I was a little skeptical.

But you seem to have Chuck's
best interests at heart.

Well, it's the least I could do
after that whole watch snafu earlier.

I'm... sorry again.

I guess I must just still be
protective of Chuck. Old habits.

But I still wanna be friends.

Tell me everything. I wanna
hear your whole life story.

Nathaniel, I'm on my way out to the...

What are you doing?

These pictures of Juliet she's coming out

of the 116th street subway
station at 10:00 P.M.

On nights she said she had too
much work to go out with me.

You were right.

She's gotta be seeing
someone else. What do I do?

Well, the old Chuck
Bass would've told you

to play the same game, make her jealous.

But the new Chuck thinks
you should be honest,

tell her how you feel,
how much you like her.

I hope you didn't lose
old Chuck's number.

Eva was just spotted at
the park... with Blair.

Eva's strong. She can handle Blair.
I'll see you later.

So did you have dogs growing up?

Well, I grew up on a
farm in the Loire valley.

We had lots of animals.
- Love the Loire. Which part?

She growup on a goddfarm
that said that erliray

They were... cheesemakers.

This is ridiculous. You don't
have to stay here and do this.

No, it's okay. I'm having fun.
I mean, we always have fun.

We do.

And hey, even though you
may regret entering my world,

at least you've developed
terrific social espionage skills.

Well, as they say, adapt or die.
Ah, all right, as I expected,

there are no regional
cheese scandals of note.

- What do we got next?
- [Eve] I was in my first year of nursing school

when my grandfather died.

Turned out he owed more
money than the farm was worth,

so I dropped out of school
to help pay for the bills.

I knew some girls who were
going to Prague to look for work,

- and I decided to go with them.
- And what did you do when you got there?

Open an orphanage or
tend to tend to lepers?

No, I waited tables.

I worked in a hotel for a while
and sent everything back home.

- Then I met Chuck, and the rest you know.
- You met him in his hotel?

Actually, I was in my room
when I heard the gunshots.

- I went downstairs and...
- You found him?

Well, when the ambulance didn't show up,
I knew I had to do something myself.

So...

You're a beautiful blonde nurse
without a mean bone in your body,

and you literally saved Chuck's life?

You make it sound like
I'm an angel. I just...

I just did what I had to.

Why do you think the
ambulance didn't show up?

Might have something to do with
the neighborhood we were in.

Chuck isn't exactly the first person
to get shot in Perlovka.

Voila. Perlovka.

- You are good at this.
- Not only am I manly and rugged,

but I also have mad browsing skills.

Don't laugh. Most women would
be ripping their clothes off

in the presence of
this kind of web savvy.

- Really?
- I'm not lying.

Yeah. Does Vanessa know you're here?

- No. I told her I was going to Nate's.
- Why'd you lie?

Because...

After she moved in, things
they've just been very weird.

They've been hard.

I mean, she keeps pressuring
me all the time, and I...

I think the truth is, she's
not convinced that I'm over you.

And I'm probably not.

Wait a second. Perlovka? Is
Blair sure about that one?

What are you doing here?

I wanted to make up for
having to leave this morning.

Hey. What's up?

Okay, this may sound a little creepy,

but I read the thread
about you on "Gossip Girl."

I should've figured that was
gonna happen at some point.

- Have you been lying to me?
- Nate...

It's okay if you've
been seeing other people.

I mean, we never said we were
gonna be exclusive. I just...

You know, with everything
that happened with Serena,

I need you to be
honest with me about it.

I'm not seeing anybody else.
Nor do I want to, if You don't.

- I don't. But what were you doing then?
- I was visiting someone.

I promise you, I am
not dating anybody else.

Hey, guys.
I'm here to kidnap Dan.

Where is he?

The woman is a Saint!

She didn't recoil from
those creepy cat rescuers

or turn away from the pictures
of those starving children.

She didn't even cringe when
that homeless man licked her arm.

Well, she might be used
to weird guys licking her.

Yeah, 'cause she may be a Saint,
but she's also a prostitute.

Looks like Eva's past
may be Blair perfect present.

But what's more dangerous for Chuck...

Eva's secret or what
B. may do with it?

Where did You found this?

Well, when you told us
where Eva first met Chuck,

it's in Prague's red light district.

So almost as a joke,
I looked up brothels.

And a lot of them have web sites.
Turns out Eva has good love for you.

I've never been so
happy for Internet porn.

Humphrey, you've done a fine job.
Serena and I can take it from here.

Okay, but you may lose
me to "CSI V.Williamsburg."

[Blair] Serena made certain promises
today that don't include you.

But, Dan, this is crucial information
that has to be deployed expertly.

Please promise you won't tell anyone.

She means "Thank You."
I'll call you later.

No, she won't! Serena, you have to come
and help me find a dress for the gala.

But we said we weren't going.

Where else am I going
to announce to the world

that Chuck's new lady
is a lady of the evening?

Do not embarrass them in public.

Pull him aside, tell him in
private. Let him handle it.

Can I at least look
fabulous while doing it?

You know, you didn't
have to kick Dan out.

Serena, you promised to
stay away from Nate and Dan.

Wait.
Are you telling me you chose?

And that things with
Dan and Vanessa are...

I think. Maybe, yeah.

Well, as much as nature would
applaud you for heading off

any possible future
Humphrey/Abrams offspring,

you have to ask yourself, are you ready
to do what it takes to make him yours?

Seems like we both
need to look fabulous.

Hey. Dad, what are you still doing here?

Lily went to get her hair
done for Chuck's gala.

I'm taking a pass,

so I thought I'd get some
of my stuff out of here

and organize it at home,
give Vanessa the closet space.

Didn't she find you at Nate's?

Jeez, for kids addicted
to their cell phones,

you never actually seem
to use them to communicate.

I was with Serena, actually.

Dan, you need to face
what's really going on here.

Dad, nothing is going on.
I... Milo is gone.

I don't need to be an adult anymore.

And I was just... can't I
have a fun day with a friend?

Not if it involves lying to
the woman you're living with.

Dan, talk to me.

When Milo was here,

every decision I made
was for his benefit.

But now, I mean, I just...

I wonder if I made
all the wrong choices.

When Georgina showed up
here that day, pregnant...

I mean, I was
about to fly to Paris.

I was gonna tell Serena that
I loved her and I would do

whatever it took to get her back, and...

Yeah, hold on.

It's Nate. I'm sorry. I gotta take this.

- Hey, man. I was just about to call you.
- I covered for you.

And I think Vanessa bought it,
but you know I'm a bad liar.

Juliet took her for
coffee. What's going on?

It's complicated.

Does "complicated" mean
you're cheating on Vanessa?

No, no, no. I'm not
cheating. I'm not cheating.

But I was with Serena.

I thought we both agreed
to stay away from her.

I know, but this was
a special circumstance.

Okay, forget me.
If you wanna be with Serena,

- you gotta say something to Vanessa.
- [Dan] No, it's not that. It's not that at all.

Serena and I were helping Blair.

- We investigate Chuck's new girlfriend.
- Why would you do that?

Because Eva's not who
Chuck thinks she is.

That's really all I can
say. Blair made me promise.

So now your promises to Blair
mean more than your pact with me?

[Nate] Or your relationship with Vanessa?

- Nate, she's a prostitute.
- What?

And I don't mean in a gold digger-ish,
Eva's into Chuck's money kind of way.

I mean she's, like, got a
web page and a price list.

But you can't tell Chuck. Please.

Blair wants to deal
with this on her own.

Yeah, I bet she does. Hey,
I'll talk to you later, okay?

- Cookies were definitely a good idea.
- I couldn't let you go back to Brooklyn

without any nourishment.
I'm sorry you missed Dan.

Mildly convincing.
You're a slightly better liar than Nate.

But you did not see Dan at all, did you?

- He's going through a hard time.
- Look, I don't mean to pry,

but hard time or not,
why would Dan lie to you?

I don't know. Because he's
looking for an excuse to get away

and not deal with everything.

Okay, so why not just go
to Nate's like he said?

Because Nate would
probably see that he's upset

and try to make him talk about it.
So he went to the one person he knew

- would be happy to help him avoid.
- Serena.

I don't know what to do.

Confronting Dan now will
only push him further away.

Well, if you ask me, the only way
to stop this is to confront Serena.

- And I know just where you can find her.
- [Chuck] Nate Archibald has

- his "I hate to tell you this" face on.
- Blair's been looking into Eva's past.

Well, we can't be too
surprised about that, Can we?

She found something.

Eva is... Or at least She was....

Chuck, she's a prostitute.

Nathaniel, I may be
nice, but I'm still me.

- You think I didn't already know this?
- [Nate] I...

Of... of course you did.

Look, I'm sorry. just be careful, okay?

Knowing Blair, she's gonna try and out this
whole thing at the party later. All right?

I'm gonna go deal with this stuff. You
sure you don't want to keep me company?

Yeah, No, I...
Vanessa just texted

that she's gonna be out late
with friends from school.

So I thought I'd catch
up on some reading.

You guys really do need
to talk at some point.

I know. Tomorrow. We're
gonna talk tomorrow.

- Hey.
- Hey, Dan. I know it's last minute,

but our conversation
got interrupted earlier,

and I wanna know if you wanna go
with me to Chuck's charity thing.

- We could talk.
- Yeah. You know what? I'd love to.

Perfect. See you later.

What do you think?
You know.

Do you see Serena?

- I'm sure she's around here
somewhere. [Julliet] Let's take a lap.

We're gonna go to the ladies room.
Will you check this?

- Sure.
- Thank you.

- OK, where's Chuck?
- I don't know. But B., don't you think

you should give him a few
minutes to enjoy his event

- before you blow up his world?
- Fine. Where's Dan?

- I don't know, but I know he'll show up.
- You two look gorgeous!

Thank you. So do you, though I do
question your manila evening bag.

The Paris police sent
me Charles' effects

about a week ago money clip, passport.
You know, I just keep forgetting.

His valet is right over there.

[Serena] He'll drop it off in
Chuck's suite for you.

- Wonderful. Thank you.
- [#1] Look here.

[Man #2] Chuck, look right.
Chuck! Chuck! Chuck!

That'll be enough of
that for one evening.

- Thank you.
- I'll see you in a minute. Yeah.

- Chuck. [-Chuck] Blair. So how's
the humiliation gonna go down?

Did your scheme team find Eva's pimp?

Is he gonna roll up to the
press with platforms on?

- No.
- Maybe You'll project a sex tape

of Eva and one her Johns as
I make my way up the dais?

Chuck, I'm not trying
to humiliate anyone.

I just wanted you to know the truth,
but obviously you already do.

Yes, and I don't care.

How can you not care? This
is your mother all over again.

You're giving your heart
to a money-grubbing harlot

who only cares about
herself. Please don't do this.

You just can't stand to see
someone finally change me,

and it wasn't you.

Well, if you believe that,
then you really have changed,

because now you're a fool!

- That dress is not fair.
- Dan. I'm so glad you came.

There are actually some
things that I wanna tell you.

Well, good, because there's
some things I wanna tell you.

Isn't that just adorable?

Hi. There you are.

What are you still doing with
my coat? I thought you said...

Ben needs to see you.

Nate, you don't understand.

The reason I've never
been to your apartment,

the reason you're so
hard to make plans with...

- you have a boyfriend.
- Ben's not my boyfriend.

You know, you hate Serena so much
'cause you're exactly like her.

- Hey.
- No, don't. Just... just go.

Serena had nothing to
do with any of this.

Really, we're just friends.

If that was true, you
wouldn't have lied.

Vanessa, I'm sorry, but I had fun today

for the first time
in a really long time.

Good for you, Dan. I'm...
glad that Serena's so fun,

and I'm sorry that I'm
not, that I'm just trying

to make you deal with your
feelings, with your life.

- Every second of every day.
- I'm trying to help you,

because that's what adults
do in an adult relationship.

But if you wanna run around and be with
miss fun-all-the-time, that's your choice.

But you better make sure
she's choosing you, too.

Did she tell you why she
didn't call you all summer?

Or explain to you why
she texted you and Nate

the same day she was coming back?
I've always only wanted you, Dan,

- but even I have my limits.
- Take care.

How'd it go with Dan?

Well, Vanessa showed up,
so they're talking now.

I don't know what's gonna
happen, but I feel terrible.

- How'd it go with Chuck?
- He knew, but he didn't care.

Well, I guess that's
good news then, right,

- if you were just doing this to protect him?
- Yeah.

- You don't want him back, do you?
- I'll never forgive him.

I just wanted to save him.

Why don't I get you another drink?

Thank you for understanding.
I didn't judge your past.

I should've known you
wouldn't judge mine.

I understand more than you
know. Just don't lie to me again.

On behalf of the Manhattan philanthropic
community, thank you, all, for coming.

Now I know we're all dying
to hear Chuck's announcement.

So without further ado... Mr. Bass.

Thanks, kick.

When, selecting a
charity for my donation,

there were so many worthwhile
causes, I was confounded.

Then I realized there was one
person who would know the answer...

someone who had turned her life around
and helped me turn around my own.

Tonight, I'd like to
announce a new charity...

the Eva Coupeau foundation.

I will be donating 5,000,000$ million
to the woman whose name it bears.

It is at her discretion
to decide who deserves the help most.

She fell in love with me when she
didn't know that I was Chuck Bass.

And tonight, I show her
who that man really is.

So... Introducing
mademoiselle Eva Coupeau.

Ivan, I'm gonna need to see
that envelope lily gave you.

I think I left something in it.

Thank you. I don't know what to say.
This is so unexpected.

Thanks.

Eva, would you mind if
I had a word with Chuck?

- It's important. [Eve] Why not, Blair?
What more can you possibly do to me?

Be right back.
What do you want now,

to tell me Nate's running
a secret drug ring?

Well, if he was, you'd probably make
him the C.E.O. of Bass Industries.

You have 20 seconds.

I thought finding out your honey
was a hooker would be enough

to sway you, but you've just
rewarded her for her tricks.

- Pun intended.
- 14 seconds.

I didn't wanna tell you because
I didn't wanna break your heart,

but after hearing your little speech,
I feel like I have no choice. [Chuck] 7 seconds.

You said Eva didn't know who you were
when she fell in love with you.

But today when we
went back to your room,

- I saw something that proves she did.
- I don't believe you, Blair.

Deny all you want.

Then I'd avoid the inside
pocket of her suitcase.

- What were you doing in her suitcase?
- Snooping, looking for dirt.

But I never thought
I'd find your passport.

That's impossible. When I
woke up, my passport was gone.

The muggers took it.

Or Eva did the night she found you.
The night she made you her mark.

- Hey, have you seen Chuck?
- No.

- You okay? You look a little upset.
- I think I just broke up with Juliet.

- I mean, I know you hate her.
- Doesn't mean that I wanna see you hurt.

- You need to talk?
- You came here with Dan, Huh?

Yeah, I did.
Nate, if you ever need me...

I'm here, always.

I'm sorry.
I really am.

I just thought you should know.

Chuck.
There you are.

I'll give you two a minute.

- What is it? What's wrong?
- Did you know who

- I was when we met? You know I
didn't. Why are you asking me this?

- I found my passport in your suitcase.
- What are you talking about?

I should've known. You
lied about the watch.

- You lied about your former career.
- Is that what you think of me?

I let you in, told you everything...

the whole story of how my mother
and my uncle tried to take me.

You sat there and you
thought, "I'm next."

I'm sorry.
I'll pack my things.

Only the things you came with.

- You okay?
- I'm stupid. How could I ever believe

someone good would actually love me?

- So what happened with Vanessa?
- I saw you talking to Nate.

Yeah, he was having some problems.

Listen, when you texted me from
Paris that you wanted to talk,

I thought it must've
been because, you know,

you were... thinking about
the night before you left,

- like I have.
- Well, I had been.

When you came back, I thought

seeing Georgina and the
baby must've changed things.

I also knew that you texted Nate,

but I assumed it was
to tell him it was over.

I guess that's what I
wanted to believe, though.

It's not the truth, is it?

Well, there was a lot
of unfinished business

- between all of us.
- I need to know.

When you came home, were
you coming home to me or him?

Honestly, Dan, I was trying to choose.

Serena, there are some people
who don't need to choose.

Charles, thank you for a lovely evening.
I am so proud of you.

And I had Ivan put your
things in your room.

- What things?
- The package from the Paris police.

Your personal effects, passport,
that they sent last week.

Chuck. Looks like "B"
stands for betrayal.

Charles, are you okay?

Can you catch your angel
before she flies away?

Eva, stop it.

Look, I'm so sorry. I
should never have doubted you.

- I made a terrible mistake.
- You did, and thank you for saying that.

Look, you are pure and perfect.
I will make this up to you, I promise.

Chuck, I have to go.

No, look, you don't. Blair
set us up. I know better now.

Of course Blair lied
to you. She's a liar.

But you chose to believe her.
You're still connected to her.

I see it when you're together. I can...
feel it when I'm in the room.

So let's go away. Just you and me.

Let's go back to Paris,
wherever you want, right now.

You'll always feel the pull
of New York. This is your home.

And now it's time for
me to return to mine.

Don't leave.
Everybody leaves.

You're Chuck Bass, and that
means something different now.

Don't forget it, and don't forget me.

Nate, you're right. I have been lying.

Ben's my brother, and he's...

Troubled.
He takes a lot of time and energy

and has caused a lot of problems in
every relationship that I've ever had.

Look, I want to tell you
everything. I'm just...

I'm not ready yet.

But I promise you, I won't
let him come between us again.

Well, I don't know if you've read
anything about the Archibalds,

but we have a lot of
skeletons in our closets.

And we have mansions full of closets.
So I guess...

I can deal with one brother.

Maybe I can show you my apartment now?

- Hey.
- I didn't think you'd still be here.

Yeah, I put my stuff in these boxes,

and then I realized I
don't have anywhere to go.

Vanessa, I don't want
you to go anywhere.

You were right about everything.
Serena is...

She's Serena. And I... I was just
avoiding you and avoiding myself.

It's a really weird, embarrassing thing
for a college guy to be admitting,

but I... Losing Milo broke my heart.

I know.

Mine, too.

I love you. And I don't
regret any of the decisions

that I made about Milo or
having you here with me.

No Dan? And in that dress? I'm shocked.

Yeah. I guess it's for the best, though.
I mean, if I end up with Dan,

a part of me will always love Nate.
And if I end up with Nate,

a part of me will always love Dan.

So I don't know. I guess
I just need to find someone

- who gives me what I get in both of them.
- That's a mature decision.

Not sure I've made any
of my own for a while.

- What do you mean?
- Miss Blair, Mr. Chuck is here.

I know what you did, Blair.
It's despicable, even for you.

Do you hate me so much you
can't stand to see me happy?

- No. [Chuck] -So why did you drive the person
I care most about out of town?

Eva left? Chuck, I never meant to...

make her leave me? Of course you did.
I need to know why.

Is it possible you still love me?

How could I still love
you after what you did?

So you did it just to hurt me. Eva
made me into someone I was proud to be.

You just brought back my worst self.
This means war, Blair.

- Chuck...
- Me versus you.

No limits.

Ms. Sharp, wait. I have
that package for you.

Hold the elevator for me.

The owners will be back tomorrow.

In the prestigious buildings
of Manhattan's elite,

sometimes the door we open
belongs to someone else.

Thank you.

I'll have these cleaned
for you in the morning, sir.

I ran into miss Eva.
She said she was leaving.

I'm sorry. She'll be missed.

Ivan, you're fired.

And sometimes we let someone
in, only to be left out in the cold.

Yet sometimes, despite
what we may want,

the door just has too many locks.

X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl."