Gossip Girl (2007–2012): Season 3, Episode 4 - Dan de Fleurette - full transcript

On the first day of school at Constance Billard, Jenny is forced to make her rightful place as the new Queen Bee of the Mean Girls. Unfortunately for Jenny, Blair is more than happy to ...

Gossip Girl here,
your one and only source...

...into the scandalous lives
of Manhattan's elite.

I can't rule NYU
from the Upper East Side.

I need to spend time in the dorm
to establish myself.

It's not Constance, Blair.

I'm glad you're not wearing
raccoon makeup.

- You looked like one of the Incredibles.
- Thanks.

- I don't wanna be queen.
- For what it's worth, I choose you.

I'm Rufus and Lily's son. I wanted
to say goodbye before I left for Boston.

You're not going to Brown.
You're scared.

Let me help you with this.



Where has she been?

And who am I?

That's one secret I'll never tell.

You know you love me. XOXO...

...Gossip Girl.

The first day of a new queen's
reign. Nervous subjects twitter and tweet.

Will she continue
where the old queen left off?

Or strike out on her own?

And what of Queen B?

We hear NYU is not yet
under her golden thumb.

Is she biding her time
or simply doing time?

But the real story this morning is...

...a queen of the silver screen
just enrolled at NYU.

Rumor has it she wants
to keep a low profile.



Sorry, Your Majesty,
not if I can help it.

How have you never heard
of Olivia Burke?

Come on. I thought you lived
in Brooklyn, not a cave.

I think I have heard of her. She's the
star of those zombie-pirate movies.

- Is that...?
- Vampire knights.

Oh, that makes more sense.

No, the Endless Knights series
has made, like, a billion dollars.

It's King Arthur with vampires.
Are you serious right now?

No, she plays Guinevere.
But, like, a hot bloodsucking Guinevere.

I'll make sure
to keep an eye out for her.

One coffee, please.

Hey, man, I gotta run.
I got a 10:00 class.

- Don't forget to read my paper.
- Right, yeah.

- Cool.
- It's a buck fifty.

I think I forgot my wallet.

Hold on, I think I got change in here.
Hold on a second.

- You know what? There you go.
- No, no. You don't have to do that.

Karma. It'll come back to me.

Okay. All right. Thank you.
That's incredibly nice.

You're welcome.

I'm Dan.

- I'm Kate.
- It's very nice to meet you, Kate.

He's an overexaggerated smilodon
with comical green hair.

Nonsense. Clearly, Battle Cat is a relative
of the Royal Indian Tiger.

- No.
- They look exactly alike.

Excuse me, I'm looking
for the Masters of the Universe Society.

And you have found us.

I think you misheard.
I said "Masters of the Universe."

It's a term used for Wall Streeters.

Not that I give two hoots
about finance.

I need to know
that in this corner of Manhattan...

...wealth, ambition,
and moral laxity are still alive and well.

Young lady,
we are the Masters of the Universe...

...a society dedicated
to promulgating the philosophical...

...and political messages contained...

...in the to 1981
to '83 cartoon featuring He-Man.

We also do role-playing.

Oh, my God.

What are you doing?
You don't tell a girl you do role-playing.

- Good morning, beautiful.
- NYU is hell.

What do you expect from a place
where men wear sandals?

Just be thankful Georgina's visiting
her parents in Connecticut.

How can I rule over people
I don't understand? It's hopeless.

You know, today's the first day
of Constance.

Do you remember?

How you used to mortar-and-pestle
all those hopeful young spirits?

Look, the day will come.
It just takes time.

Least I know
Constance hasn't changed.

Eric, Constance is gonna be
so different.

There's no more hierarchy.
No more mean girls.

No one copying how the queen dresses.

It's gonna be a new era of sunlight
and fairness.

I don't think that's what Blair
had in mind when she picked you.

Too bad.
Hey, when does Jonathan get back...

...from his fencing camp?
- Not till next month.

Jenny.

Oh, that's disturbing.

Uh... Hi. Who are you?

I'm Carmen. This is Celeste.
That's Jane.

We're here to make sure you get
exactly what you want.

You're gonna rule the school
with an iron fist.

Okay, enough.
First, go wash your eyes...

...and second, tell everyone
I need to talk to them now.

Now.

So a new era of sunlight and fairness?

Shut up.

That is absolutely unacceptable.

Okay, no, I'm sorry.
My mom would never hit the table.

She would put her fingers
to her forehead...

...and do that
"why are you doing this?" thing.

Oh, right, I know it. This.

- Yeah. Perfect.
- So again.

Okay. Um, Mom,
I have decided not to go to Brown.

Oh, Serena.

L... Please know
that I've put a lot of thought into this.

- What is it?
- I'm sorry.

She would do the forehead thing
for a second.

Then she would look to the side
and do little head shakes.

Serena, I appreciate your pointers,
but the purpose of this...

...is to get you ready
to tell your mom about Brown.

I know, I know.

I'm really nervous
about her coming back tomorrow.

And when are you going to tell her
about the Scott drama?

After she digests
that her daughter's not going to college.

It's a lot to hit her with right away.

Now, one more time.

- Mom.
- Yes, dear.

You're here.

- Serena.
- Lily.

Rufus.

Oh, my God.
It is so good to see you both.

You didn't tell us you were coming.

Well, CeCe is feeling so much better,
so I thought I would surprise you.

Serena, what are you doing here?
Shouldn't you be at Brown?

I've been reading the course catalogue,
and everything sounds so interesting.

Like Cold War philosophy
and the Bible as literature.

The post-lmpressionist movement.
I wanna take everything.

And you say you're from Jersey?

I had to convince a lot of people
to let me come here.

I'm determined
to take advantage of it.

On behalf of everyone at NYU,
all of them, welcome.

My stuff just got here.
I gotta go move in.

Okay. Well, how am I gonna
pay you back for this?

Call it my treat.

It was really nice to meet you, Dan.

It was nice meeting you, Kate.

I know how much you want me to go,
but this is the right thing.

I was against it at first, but I think there
are benefits to Serena deferring a year.

And I'm gonna do something productive
while I'm here. Get a job or internship.

Mom, say something.

Well, Serena, if this is just a case
of cold feet, fine.

- I mean, classes have barely begun.
- It's not about cold feet.

I'm just not ready.
I don't really know who I am.

That's why people go to college,
to figure it out.

Wasn't that the point of this summer?

You were going to Europe
to find yourself.

Well, I didn't find
what I was looking for.

Unless your real self
is waiting for you at Antik...

...I don't see the point in another year
gallivanting around New York.

I told you, I'm going to work.

I love you, Serena, but you've never
worked a day in your life.

Look, why don't you
give college a try?

If it takes me getting a job for you
to believe I'm serious, then I'll do it.

But for now, I am not going to college.

I'm sorry, Lil. I debated calling you.

That's okay, honey, I understand.

I was with my mother.
You didn't wanna burden me.

But make no mistake.
I am back, and she is going to Brown.

All right, I'm gonna unpack.

There is no more hierarchy.

The steps of the Met will no longer
be restricted to a certain crowd.

No more nair-tinis.
No more headbands.

This is a new era.

Let freedom reign.

Well, well. Word is that
change is in the air at Constance Billard.

The madness and genius of Skeletor...
That is correct, I said genius.

I have to wonder,
when Queen B finds out...

...how little J is treating her legacy,
will she let it slide?

Oh, thank God.

By the way, sandals are not shoes.

She's not here yet,
but the room looks great.

- She should be here any second.
- Hello? Excuse me?

I gotta go. I will call you back. Bye.
You must be Vanessa Abrams.

Yeah.

I got a message today saying that
my new roommate was coming in.

- Are you...?
- No, I just work for her.

We gave the room a little lift.

- You took down my Godard poster.
- This is for you.

I've given one to all the girls
on the hall.

Hold on. What is all this stuff,
and who is my roommate?

And still no word
from our reclusive starlet.

But I have a feeling...

That would be me.

Oh, my God.

- We're in for a blockbuster.

I'm so sorry.

I had no idea that
my publicist was doing all this stuff.

And for the record, I love Godard.

I'm just trying
to wrap my head around the fact...

...that my roommate is Olivia Burke.

And mine is Vanessa Abrams.

Just two girls going to NYU.
It's crazy, right?

Yeah.

Is that a confidentiality waiver?

KC gave this to you?

Yeah, and the rest of the hall.

I cannot believe her. Excuse me.

Thank you for seeing me
on short notice.

You came highly recommended by Anna
Wintour. I was happy to make the time.

- Tell me about yourself.
- Um...

Well, I grew up
on the Upper East Side.

I've always been interested
in fashion and art.

I graduated from Constance Billard
this past June.

I was supposed to start Brown a few
weeks ago, but I realized I wasn't ready.

So you come here? Fashion isn't
a fallback for college, you know.

No, I know. Yeah, I understand that.

- We're thrilled you're serious about it.
- Yeah. I want more life experience.

And with the work you're doing
with APF...

- I find so interesting.

I'll work for nothing.
It could be an internship.

So do you think
that you have anything?

No, nothing. They all want me
to come to their parties...

...but none of them want me
to actually work for them.

No, I'm taking myself to lunch
at Hundred Acres.

Why do you sound so happy?

What do you mean,
you had to quell a revolution?

- Blair, I gotta go. I'll call you later.
- Why are you not listening to me?

I am not asking the girls on my hall
to sign confidentiality waivers.

- They already hate me enough.
- They don't hate you.

At least, not after I sent them all
invites to your premiere tomorrow.

You really don't get it.

I told you that I wanted to have
a normal college experience.

But, honey, this is your moment,
okay?

I mean, this movie is goodbye
teenage vampires and hello, Oscar.

All right, I'm backing off.
You know you have Larry King tonight.

Great. Did you call them?

- Olivia, calm down.
- Don't tell me to calm down.

- Why do you always do this?
- Excuse me.

What? I'm sorry.
That was really rude.

- Yes, hi.
- Don't worry about it.

Go through the kitchen,
left at the freezer...

...and then a right.

They were following me for a while,
so I learned the back exits everywhere.

Wow, thanks.

You're Serena, right?
I loved your dress at the Met Ball.

Oh, thank you.

Don't forget Larry King.

That was amazing.

You're like the diva whisperer.

I'm Kenny Cunningham. KC.
I'm Olivia's publicist.

- Serena van der Woodsen.
- I know.

So are you going to college
in the city?

No, I deferred for a year.
I'm actually looking for a job.

Really?

Have you ever thought about publicity?

This is not a democracy, ladies.

Everyone does not get a voice,
and that's okay.

What is this?
Did you not hear me this morning?

You mean your cute little attempt
at perestroika?

Queens, hierarchy, and no wannabes.

Sorry, little J.

Who told you to call me that?

Okay, unless I'm blind...

...their headbands were monogrammed
with BW.

What a surprise.

I can't believe
you didn't get that girl's number.

How long is Bree in Texas? Maybe
she should help you with your paper.

Oh, I'm sorry.
You just expect more game...

...from the guy
who dated Serena van der Woodsen.

- Hey, there she is.
- What?

That's Kate, the girl I've been
talking about. She's right there.

- That girl?
- Yeah.

Dude, that...

...is a sign
that you should go ask her out.

Okay.

All right. You know what? I will.

Hey, Kate.

Uh, Kate. Kate.

Hey. Sorry. I said your name twice.

- It's Dan.
- Sorry. Uh...

I have a lot on my mind.

Right. How's your first day going?

It's been a harder adjustment
than I expected.

Listen, I still want to pay you back
for this morning.

I thought maybe we could
grab some pizza sometime, or...

You know, like, tomorrow, or...

- What about right now?
- Right now?

I mean, yeah, sure.
Right now is perfect.

- I know a place around the corner.
- Okay.

Oh, my God. Unbelievable.

We have a movie premiere tomorrow.

I'm gonna ask you to work
with Olivia's co-star.

Your background, experience with
the press, you are just what she needs.

I appreciate your confidence.

- Thank me later.
- You're clueless. This is too blue.

This is too pink. This is too red.

KC, this is the most important night
of my life...

...and you have me surrounded
by amateurs.

And colorblind amateurs
with hidden agendas.

You know that nobody supports me.

Everybody wants to see me fail.

Ursula, I want you
to meet Serena van der Woodsen.

Poor S. No one told her this
was going to be a horror movie.

You must have thought I was crazy.

No, I didn't think you were crazy.

Oh, please. You know you were
like, "Let me get this crazy lady to a party."

And thank God you did.
I've been cooped up here all day.

Okay, maybe a little crazy.

Okay, I'm sorry I had you stay here
and sleep on this couch.

This movie is making me feel
like I'm losing my mind.

It sounds fantastic.

I never knew Josephine Baker
was a part of the French Resistance.

It's an amazing part.

Okay. There's this one scene
where we're trapped by the Nazis...

...and I have to distract them
while the others escape.

And I think it's probably the best work
I've ever done.

- Chuck, what are you doing here?
- I would ask you the same question.

I stopped by your dorm last night.
No one was home.

Oh, I didn't tell you? I've been tutoring
a few girls from Constance.

- We went late.
- Well, I found this.

An invitation to a movie premiere.

It appears your entire hall is attending,
and since my evening is free...

You thought you'd help me curry favor
with my outer-borough hallmates?

Sweet. Unfortunately, I've scheduled an
all-night cram session with my tutees.

Miss Blair, you want me set beds
before manicurists arrive, or...?

Thank you, Dorota. That will be all.

You sure you said cram session,
and not the annual Waldorf sleepover?

Fine. I'm hosting the sleepover.

But Jenny Humphrey is destroying
everything I worked for.

Those girls deserve to learn
the meaning of aristocracy.

We both know it's not about that.

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

Now, I have work to do,
but feel free to attend the movie alone.

Dr. Hannum, he's English Lit.
He studied with Faulkner.

This is so nice of you to help me.

Sharing wisdom
is what college is all about.

That and finding
the cheapest Lebanese food.

Which I thought
I'd show you tonight, if...

You know what, I'm sorry.
Two nights in a row.

That's a huge dating taboo.

No, it's that I have to work.

I was supposed to last night,
and I blew it off, so...

Dan, I like you.

But I think my life is more complicated
than you know.

Try me. I think I can handle it.

Look, I really like you too.

You're funny and smart...

...and, you know what, I'm just gonna
throw it out there, you're beautiful.

An alarming number of people actually
stop in the street just to stare at you.

And on top of that,
you're refreshingly normal.

What do you mean
by "refreshingly normal"?

Um... The last girl I dated,
her life was never out of the spotlight.

It made things kind of hard.

I gotta go.

Can I call you tomorrow?

Dan, I'm not sure
I'm the girl you're looking for.

Even if part of me wishes I was.

- I'm sorry, I don't understand.
- You will.

I'm sorry.

Congratulations. Your girlfriend
has installed a puppet regime.

Blair's gone Colonel Kurtz.

She needs to be brought back
to reality.

Help me,
and I'll help you take back the crown.

Why? They don't want
my kind of leadership.

They want a tyrant
who'll police their behavior...

...and chart their movement
on the social ladder.

- Find someone else.
- I need you.

You're fooling yourself if you don't think
you were born to rule this school.

- People change, Chuck.
- Not you. Not about this.

The Jenny who used to sit in Brooklyn
and watch the lights across the water?

Who went toe-to-toe with Blair Waldorf
and actually won her respect?

You can't tell me that girl
isn't still in there.

Now that the dream is coming true,
you owe it to her to live it.

Blair doesn't want me to be queen.

Well, maybe we can
make her reconsider.

- Where is it? You lost it.
- Hold on. Where have you been?

- I had to get my dress. What's going on?
- I don't know. Get in there.

My mother's ring. I lost it.

I cannot go to the premiere
without my ring.

- It's my good-luck charm.
- Ursula, you put it in your bag yesterday.

Here.

- Thank you.
- Of course.

Honey, time's a-wasting.
You need to get ready.

- I'm so nervous.
- It's gonna be great.

Okay.

Hey, is everything okay?

I just heard from the producers.

That scene Ursula's so proud of?

- It got cut.
- What?

We have to tell her.

Serena, no.

I know this is difficult.

If we tell her, she'll ditch the premiere,
which will hurt her career enormously.

Trust me.
No, this is for her own good.

Thanks. I gotta take this.

Serena, can you help me?
Serena, can you help me with my hair?

Serena, please,
I need help with my hair.

- Hey.
- So I think I just got dumped.

Maybe wanna go to a movie?
Something like that?

Yeah, a movie sounds great.

But you're gonna have to wear a suit.

Blair. OMGBSE.
Oh, my God, best sleepover ever.

Yes, I suppose it is adequate.

Dorota, these martinis
taste like tap water.

Don't be a scrooge with the gin.

Miss Blair, this not right.

Mr. Chuck and I both of the opinion...

And who cares what you
and Mr. Chuck think?

Now, who wants to hear how I got the
great Chuck Bass to tell me he loved me?

Exquisite. You exceed
even my high expectations.

I'm only here
for the good of the school, Chuck.

And I'm only here for Blair.

And now for one of the most
time-honored traditions of the sleepover.

Truth or dare.

Hey. I'm not talking
to hear myself speak.

Sorry, Blair.

It's just...

Gossip Girl says Jenny Humphrey's at
the premiere of Olivia Burke's new movie.

And she's with...

Who?

Spotted on the red carpet:

Jenny Humphrey on the arm
of the red baron, Chuck Bass.

Guess Queen B isn't starring
in this melodrama.

Oh, my God.

Rufus, why are you dragging me to this?
You couldn't wait till it comes out?

Are you kidding?
Nazis and cabaret singers.

It's like Casablanca meets Showgirls.
This is my dream movie.

How did you get tickets
to the premiere?

I have a connection.

Mom. Rufus. Thank you.

No problem. This is some event.

What is going on?
Did you two arrange this?

Hm. I'm gonna go and get another
bag of popcorn, just in case.

So I got a job with a publicist.

And I thought if you saw me working
you would feel better about Brown.

Right. Yes. Because a year of parties
and premieres is a worthy alternative...

...to an lvy League education.

Mom, please don't make me
regret inviting you here.

I've got a lot to worry about already.

Fine. Fine. No Brown talk.

Now tell me.

Well, I've become friends
with Ursula Nyquist.

And she's really counting on this movie
and her big scene.

Which has been cut.

KC, my boss, doesn't want me
to tell her.

Well, you have to.
I mean, if she really is a friend, right?

But KC believes that it's for
her own good. And KC's my boss.

This woman saw an opportunity
to exploit your celebrity...

...and your connections.

Why else would she hire an 18-year old
with no skills and no college degree?

Maybe because she believes in me.

Serena, I've been looking
all over for you.

Ursula, this is my mom, Lily.
Lily, this is Ursula.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.

Can I talk to your daughter
for a second?

Is everything okay?
I feel like people are whispering.

No, everything's fine.

Look, we should get you inside.
Mom, I've got work to do.

Olivia. Wait. Wait, Olivia.
Just one more, please. Please, Olivia.

Oh, my God. Dan.

- Hey.
- What're you doing here?

Me? I could ask you the same thing.
You're supposed to be working, right?

- You're not serious.
- It's fine if you don't wanna go out.

Really. I mean,
you didn't have to lie about it.

No, I didn't.

I gotta find Vanessa. I'm sorry.

Vanessa?
Wait, like, Vanessa Abrams?

Yeah, she's... She's my friend.
How do you know her?

Dan, I have to tell you something.

Olivia. Olivia.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's that? What's
going on right there? Why are they...?

You're...

Oh, my... Oh, my God. Are you...?
You're not...?

- Fleur.
- You are. Yeah.

I'm sorry.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- You met Olivia.
- Yeah.

Yeah, apparently.

These are the plans from de Gaulle.
I smuggled them in with my sheet music.

Germans. They cannot be allowed
to have these documents.

I'll distract them
while you slip out the back.

- But how?
- How else?

I'll sing.

Thank you.

I never heard her song.

But I owe Josephine my life.

As does France.

Next day, I was in London.

Hold on. Wait, wait. She's in the stall.
Give her a minute...

...then we'll let her go
in front of the cameras.

No, but I thought that was bad for her.
That's why we didn't tell her.

Serena, an actress who finds out
that her scene is cut...

...and skips the premiere
is a lame story.

An actress finds that out during
the premiere, then has a meltdown...

...now that is great public theater.
- So you lied to me.

Only because you couldn't deal with
the truth. I needed Ursula to trust you.

Like I do now.

Ursula, honey,
it's time to come out.

Serena's here.

Did you really think your lame
attempt to embarrass me...

...would help you get back queen?
I will make your life hell.

It wasn't her idea.

This was you?

Do you have any idea
how much you humiliated me?

I think you accomplished that
with your little teenybopper sleepover.

NYU's hard.

- But Blair Waldorf does not give up.
- I'm not giving up.

I've made a strategic retreat.

Potato, potato.

- You don't understand.
- I do understand. Let me help.

No. Chuck, NYU is not
the Upper East Side.

They don't care about Constance
or the social hierarchy.

They don't care that I'm Blair Waldorf.

It's over.

And you'd do this to me?

What're you talking about?

I'm Chuck Bass
and I told you I love you.

You're saying I'm easier to win over...

...than a bunch of pseudo-intellectual
homesick malcontents.

You'd really insult me like this?

- That's not how it is.
- It's exactly how it is.

So the next time you forget
you're Blair Waldorf...

...remember I'm Chuck Bass,
and I love you.

Hey.

Great movie.
You were... You were amazing.

And I'm an idiot.

No, I should've told you who I was.

Why didn't you?

I had been dreaming of coming to NYU
and just being a normal student.

And my very first day
this cute guy doesn't recognize me.

I couldn't help myself.

And my middle name's Kate.

You said it yourself
that I was refreshingly normal.

I did. Yeah.
You have to understand, though...

...my last couple of relationships
have been... Just...

They've been full of drama.

All right. Dan, I get it.

I do.

And as much as I wanna be Kate,
I'm also Olivia.

And you don't want that.

I'm sorry.

I'll see you around.

Excuse me.
Can I take your picture?

What? Why?

Aren't you Blair Waldorf?

Yes.

Yes, I guess I am.

I can't believe they cut my scene.

So go out there
and throw the biggest fit of your life.

I mean, those producers screwed you.

Go steal their show.

Serena, is that what you think
I should do?

I think if you want people to see you as
a real actress you should be gracious...

...and that the movie's more important
than your scene.

Ursula, she's a teenager.
She knows nothing.

Kenny, shut up.

Thank you.

I'm sorry. I couldn't do it to her.

I understand.

Like I'm sure you understand
that you're fired.

I got fired.

KC wanted Ursula to have a meltdown in
front of the press and I told her not to.

So KC fired me.

- Guess you were right.
- It's for the best. You'll love Brown.

Mom, I'm not going to Brown.
Maybe next year, but not now.

What are you talking about?
You're all packed.

If this year is about finding out
who I am...

...then I can't do that and live here.

Serena, enough is enough.
This need to find out who you are.

Do you think anyone really knows
who they are? We don't. We just live.

So that's it? That's your advice?
To give up?

I'm sorry.
But I'm not gonna do this your way.

Lil, she's gonna be okay.

- This is your fault.
- That's not fair.

Not fair? I go away to take care
of my mother and I come back...

...and my daughter
is not going to college.

- I trusted you.
- Then trust me now. Don't force her.

I think I just need to be alone.

Hey, I loved the movie last night.

Though it was no Endless Knights.

Don't say anything. I'm a closet fan.

So I'm gonna pretend
that you're not a movie star...

...and we're just two roommates.

Coming here, I just...
I wanted to be normal everyday me.

And amazingly enough,
I met someone who liked that person.

But I can't pretend
that the other one doesn't exist.

I dated a guy
who kept part of himself hidden.

He never gave anyone
a chance to accept him.

In the end, everyone lost.

Dan's a really special guy.

I'm gonna go.

We're like real roommates.

That's kind of totally awesome.

Of course, S.

I sound chipper?
Well, I'm on my way to a meeting.

Just a little club I'm starting.

Oh, you all made it, excellent.

Now, here's the situation.

Each of us attended elite schools,
failed to go lvy...

...and now find ourselves wasting away
in a patchouli-scented purgatory.

Do we deserve it? No.

Do we need to put up with it?

- Definitely not.
- What do you suggest?

Candide said:

Well, NYU is my garden, and I plan
to rake and hoe and weed it...

...till it looks exactly the way I want.

But I can't do it alone.
Now, who's with me?

You can count on us.

If you ask me, we go to the
movies because we want to see fairy tales.

Oh, by the way, that came for you.

A sleeping queen woken
by her true love's kiss.

That concludes our business.

So why'd you want me to take
that girl's picture?

Dumbo could always fly.
He just needed a magic feather.

A princess who puts aside
her jewels to make her way in the world.

Thank you for coming. I wanted
to see you before I went back to LA.

Of course. Me too.

And I wanted to tell you
that I called KC and I told her...

...that if you do not work for her firm,
I'm not a client.

Wow. That was so nice of you.

Please.
Serena, you helped me find myself.

And I hope you are just as lucky.

Okay?

Come here.

Lovers torn apart
being brought back together.

Vanessa, hey.

Hey. I was just thinking about you.
Thought I'd call and see how you were.

I'm good. How are you?

Good.

So Scott, I really was...

Hold on a second.

Vanessa I'm so sorry.
I gotta take this. Can I call you later?

Oh.

Yeah.

Sure. That's fine.

Georgina, hey. What's up?

No, I'll be there in a second.
I'm a block from the restaurant.

But life isn't a fairy tale...

...and happy endings
are few and far between.

Hey, Jenny.
Is there anything we can do for you?

In life, the young queen
becomes a tyrant...

Actually, go make sure my spot's free
at the Met steps.

And wait there with a yogurt for me.

...and takes her subjects to war.

And if you do want to wear them,
make sure...

So that's why we need movies.

Hi.

To remind us that despite it all...

...love can still spring
in the most unlikely of places...

I was just thinking
I didn't really give you a chance...

...to know both sides of me.

And I guess I'm wondering
if you still want to.

I don't know why I'm even pretending
to think about it. Yes. Yes, of course.

And that sometimes,
even fairy tales can come true.

XOXO, Gossip Girl.