Good Witch (2015–…): Season 4, Episode 6 - Match Game - full transcript

A secretive dating app developer on the verge of a breakthrough checks in at Grey House.

- Previously on Good Witch...
- Well, I don't think

I've ever seen Grace
not prepared for anything.

- Why do you do it?
- This kind of stuff looks good

on college applications.
- What is it you love?

- There's been a lot of talk of
romance lately, but it got me

thinking if I'm ever gonna find
someone I wanna be with forever.

- I'm sure you will.
- Maybe. Maybe not.

- They say that some
couples can't work together,

but I knew it would be
different with you two.

- Oh, it doesn't really matter
who's the boss, does it?

- Wait, you're the boss now?



- All I know is that
we work well together.

♪♪♪

- OK. I'll talk to Abigail
about the flowers

and you can figure out who's

working with you on decorations.
- I'm gonna need a lot of help.

- Maybe we can round
up another volunteer.

- Do you want
something to drink?

- No, thanks.

- What were you
talking to Katie about?

- The formal. We're on
the planning committee.

- I wanted to ask her to go,

but I don't know if she knows
me well enough to say yes.

- We could use a few more
people on the committee.

- You want me to help
put together a dance?



- We meet every day after
school and during lunch,

and you would get to
work side-by-side with Katie,

who would be so happy with
anyone who wanted to help.

- Where do I sign up?

- But who is it?!
- He asked for privacy.

- Well, can't you
even give us a hint?

- I told him I wouldn't tell
anyone that he was here.

- Can I get anyone
anything else?

- You can get Cassie to tell
us the name of the mystery man

who's been staying at Grey
House for the past three days.

- I've been living in the same
house with him, and even I don't

know who it is.
- Is this the mystery man

that I've been sending the same
grilled cheese and French fries

to every single night?
- Every single night.

- So, we know he
likes grilled cheese.

- And French fries.
- And he arrived by private jet.

It's been parked at the county
air strip since he got here.

- Oh!
- He is doing some work here.

I take him his tea
every day at 1 o'clock,

and I told him I wouldn't
tell anyone what he is doing.

- Well, if he has a private
jet, then he has to be rich.

- Maybe famous.
- Ooh, or maybe even royalty!

- And he's here by himself,
so he's probably single.

- I just wish somebody could
find out more about who he is.

- Somebody really should.

- Noah.
- Hi.

What're you working on?
- School formal stuff.

- Oh, I was actually
wanting to talk with you

about that. I figured
we were gonna go,

but I hadn't officially
asked you, so...

- Yes.

Yes! Of course, yes.

- I was thinking I should do
a big, fancy invitation, but...

- No. This is perfect.
And I get something to eat.

- Yeah. I was thinking that
might be the icing on the cake.

- Who are you?
- I brought you some tea.

- No. No, Cassie brings that

at 1 o'clock. It's
not even 12:30.

- I was just thinking...

in case she forgets.

Should I bring this in?

- Yeah. Fine.

Thank you.

- Where would you like it?

- Well, anywhere is fine.

- What are you working on?

- I'm, um... developing
a dating website.

- Really? I've never
used one of those before.

- Well, you'd be surprised how
many people have to get over

the awkwardness
of meeting people.

- Can I see what it does?
- Oh, no!

I'm sorry.

I'm very careful with my work.

I write it all out on this board

because I like to see
everything right out in front of me,

and then I transfer it all
to an offline computer,

so no one can hack
into what I'm doing.

And then I erase it all,

and I start over
fresh in the morning.

- Isn't that a lot of trouble

to go through for something
that sets people up for lunch?

- Oh, no. No, it does
a lot more than that.

- I'm Abigail, by the way.

- Hmm?
- Abigail.

- Oh!

I'm Phil.

- Well, I will let
you get back to it.

- Yeah.

Um... Thank you

for bringing the... the tea.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

- Phil. Sam, this is
one of my guests.

- Oh, hi.
- Hi.

Do you have a recycling bin?
- I do in the kitchen.

- I'm not gonna be needing all
these questionnaires anymore.

- Oh. Well, here.
Let me take it for you.

- Oh, thanks.
- Yeah.

- Is this what you've
been working on?

- Yeah, when I was
building my, um...

Well, my dating website.
- You should tell Sam

about what you're doing.
- It sounds like you're some

kind of a high-tech matchmaker.
- Yeah.

Yeah, sort of. I
figured out a way

to guarantee perfect pairings
based on subjects' responses

to some carefully-constructed
statements designed to draw out

specific levels of information.
- Things like, do you like

your ice cream in a cup or cone?
- No.

We ask open-ended questions,

like describe your
perfect Sunday afternoon;

why do your friends say
they're friends with you;

and then we have people
write out the answers longhand,

so they reveal even
more about themselves.

- Yeah, I always felt
like putting pen to paper

was a more personal
form of communication.

- You and I think alike.
And then I input the data

and I run it through an
algorithm that discovers

connections the applicants
might have never realized they had.

- Oh. Why are some of
these stapled together?

- Those are couples that
my program matched up.

- Oh. I bet they were happy
to have found someone

so right for them.
- Oh, no.

This is just beta testing.
To show the program works,

I hired a marketing firm to
take anonymous samples,

but we didn't do any
real-world meetups.

- Oh, but these two people
are perfect for each other?

- That's what the computer says.
- Well, look at that.

This man and woman
both live in Middleton.

- How can you tell? I didn't
take any names or addresses.

- Well, yeah, but they
describe places they like to go:

the park with the footbridge
over Eternity Creek,

and the bookstore where they
do readings every Saturday night.

I mean, that's all right here.
- It was a national sample.

What are the odds two of
them would be from Middleton?

- I'm not someone who
thinks too much about the odds,

but I do like to help the
right people find each other.

- Cassie, the chance of
finding those two people

based on those answers...

But you're also not somebody
who thinks about chance either.

- I don't understand.

What are you gonna do?

- She's gonna figure out
who those two people are.

And bring 'em together.

♪♪♪

- Good morning, Sam.

- Morning.

What are you reading?
- Dating questionnaires.

- Ah. You really think
you can figure that out?

- I can't not try.
- Well, I'm just glad

I didn't have to fill out one
of these in order to meet you.

"What's the sound of
your favourite colour?"

- Ooh, that's easy. A flute.
- And what colour

does that sound like?
- Magenta.

- You say that like
it's obvious.
- Isn't it?

- "What three things
would you need

in order to spend the
perfect hour?" Ooh!

I can answer this one.
Cassie, Cassie and Cassie.

- That's just one thing.
- I have my own way

of doing math. And
I gotta get to work.

- All right.
- Oh, and good luck

finding anybody based on
those questions. I don't even know

who they would've asked
to fill one of those things out.

- Ooh, that's a good idea.
- I had an idea?

- Phil said he hired a marketing
team to gather this data.

Maybe they can tell me
who these people are.

- So you're gonna get in
touch with whoever conducted

the survey?
- It was your idea.
- Hmm! I'm a genius.

- So he's a website designer.

- Yeah... but he's
way too into his work,

and he thinks dating

is just two people being
matched up by a computer.

- Computers... Whatever
happened to just

walking past a guy four or
five times until he notices you?

Four or five times?

- OK, well some of us have
to walk further than others.

- Hello. Are you here

to talk about floral
arrangements for the dance?

- I am, but Nick is here to
pick up the corsage for his date.

- Who are you going with?
- Uh, this girl on the dance

committee that I'm working with.
- You're on the dance committee?

- It was to get to know the
girl that he wanted to ask.

- And I asked
her, and it worked.

- What colour dress
is she wearing?

- I'm supposed to
know that already?

- Oh...

- Find out, and then there's a
book of corsages over there.

- Thank you.

- OK. Well, I should
be getting back to work.

Maybe I'll find a guy to
walk past one or five times.

- See you later.

- I saw Noah do

his cute little dance
invite yesterday.

- Yeah, he's really
looking forward to going.

We both are, which is why I

wanna make sure that
the flowers look really good.

- OK. Where are you having it?
- At the school, in the gym.

- You're holding a romantic
winter formal in a gym?

- It...

barely smells like
basketballs in there.

- Grace, this is one of those
nights you're gonna remember

for the rest of your
life. Can't you find

somewhere better than that?
- But the dance is

this Saturday. It is too
late to find someplace else.

- You're on the
committee, aren't you?

- Yes.
- And you're a Merriwick?

- Yes.
- It's never too
late for a Merriwick.

We can always
make things better.

Hello?

- Yes.
- This is Helen Thorland.

I got your number
from Phil Sturgess.

You conducted a survey
last year for a dating website

he's working on.
- I supervised the team

- that did, yes.
-

his program made: two
people who live in my town

and are perfect for each other,

and I wondered if there
might be a way to contact them.

- I'm sorry. We keep

all of our surveys confidential.

- Oh...

- If it helps, the
sample we used

was 300 men and women,

- So they were

really determined to
meet their right match.

- And they were all between

the ages of 25 and 29.

- Well, that's something
to go on. Thank you.

I appreciate your help.

- I just don't see
how it's possible.

The dance is only
a few days away,

and you wanna move it
from indoors at the high school

to outside in the city park?

- I wanna call it A
Night Under the Stars.

- And I call it
wishful thinking.

Have you even
considered the cost?

- I ran the numbers,
and we can make it work.

And it's supposed to be
really nice this weekend,

perfect for all of
us to be outdoors.

- But you'd still need
a permit, and there is

a rather substantial
fee for that.

- I was sort of wondering

if you knew anyone
influential at City Hall

who might let us do it for free?

- Hmm... Give me some time,

and I'll see what I can do.

- Thank you so much!

- I don't know what it
is about you Merriwicks,

but you always seem to be
able to cast a spell over me.

- That's what I was hoping.

- Maybe I'm old-fashioned
because I don't see how people

can be brought together
by answering the question:

"If you're on a desert
island, what historical figure

would you want with you, and
what would you talk about?"

- I get good information
out of that question.

- Hello, Phil.
- So this one's

still not a believer, huh?
- I'm working on him.

- Other dating sites,
they just ask people

fill-in-the-blank questions,
but I match people

based on different things.
I bring people together

who would have never realized
they were the perfect match.

- How exactly does your program

decide who's supposed
to be a couple?

- No, no, no. That's...
That's the secret part

that's one day gonna send
my IPO through the roof.

- Hmm.

- You know, since your
work is mostly done,

you might enjoy seeing what's
been right outside your door.

There's a park
behind Grey House.

It's a good shortcut to
downtown. You might wanna

see where it leads you.
- Maybe I'll do that

in the morning. Goodnight.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

So...
- Yeah?

- "What traits of yours could
be considered both positive

and negative?"
- For you,

I would write skeptical.

- This woman says
she has energy to burn.

She goes to bed late

because she never falls asleep,

and everybody she
shakes hands with tells her

how warm her hands feel.

When did these
people fill this out?

- Sometime last year. Why?

- Because if a patient of
mine exhibited symptoms

like high metabolism, irregular
sleep patterns and warm skin,

I'd be curious enough to
have them checked out for...

a variety of conditions,
including hyperthyroidism.

- Is it serious?
- It can be.

Especially if she says
she thinks she's so healthy

she's never seen a doctor.

Let me see if I can move my
schedule around tomorrow.

- Why?
- So I have time to work

with you and find the
woman that wrote this.

♪♪♪

- OK. So, we know where
she likes to go on weekends.

- Yeah, to that bookstore
downtown. Thank you.

- Which means at least
she lived in Middleton

when she filled out the form.
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, and her desert island
person is Shakespeare.

She likes to read his sonnets.

- Unless that's just something
she said to sound romantic.

Does anybody really read
Shakespearean sonnets?

- I do.

- What else did she say?

- Oh, she was on the track team

in high school.
- Here in Middleton?

- Yeah, she ran the mile
the year her team won state.

- Oh, so a Middleton athlete

on a state championship team.

- You know, there's... there's
a trophy case at City Hall

with pictures of all
the teams that won.

- With names?
- Maybe.

- Well, that's as good
a place to start as any.

We can go tomorrow morning.
- Thanks for helping, Sam.

- You're not the only
one in this relationship

that appreciates a good mystery.

♪♪♪

- Thank you so much for
meeting me here so early.

- Well, if this dance is going
to happen on Saturday night,

we need to get on it right away.

- Abigail?

- Oh, good morning.
Aren't these beautiful?

- Yes, I suppose they are.

- Cassie told me they were
in bloom, and they don't last

that long this time of year,
so I came by to take a look.

- Well, if the winter
formal ends up being here,

we'll make sure to warn the
students not to trample them.

Thank you.

- What is that noise?

Oh! Honestly, I...

I don't know why I ever approved
giving out permits to people

to fly drones!
- That's one of those models

with the built-in camera.

- What? Really?

Well, I hope it's not
taking pictures of me!

I don't want the camera to see
me with my resting mayor's face.

- Look out!
- OH!

What? Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh...

- Are you OK?
- Oh! Yes, I...

I think so, yes.

- Sorry. I was showing

the boys my new toy, and
it kind of got away from us.

- Yeah. We're sorry,
Mayor Tinsdale.

- Well, that's all
right. I'm... I'm fine.

You do have a permit,
I hope, to fly that thing.

- Of... of course.

- Well then, just try to be
more careful in the future.

- I will. I will. OK.

- Oh!

Thank goodness you
were here to save me!

- Martha, this is Phil. He's
staying with us at Grey House.

- Oh, so you're

the mystery man!
- I am?

- Martha...
- What?

Oh. Uh. Mystery in the
sense that it's a mystery

how you happened to
show up right in time.

- Right.
- Well, thanks again,

and be sure to call me
when you make a decision

as to whether the
dance can be here or not.

- Yes, Madam Mayor.
- Ta-ta!

- Well, you just saved our
mayor from an aerial attack.

They might give
you a medal for that.

Where are you headed?

- Oh, Cassie told me to cut
through here as a shortcut

from Grey House into town.

- The other way is
actually faster, but...

you can go this way too.

- So I'm gonna, um...

I'm gonna walk.

- Have a nice day.

You're lucky I was
able to be here on time,

considering the
frightful morning I've had.

- Thank you for meeting
with us. We're looking

for high school trophies
from about 10 years ago.

- Oh, well, they should
all be in there somewhere!

Well, here's one right
there. State champs.

Yeah, and there's another one.

Different year.
- Well, Middleton High's

track team was the one
to beat in those days.

- How do we narrow it down?
- I wonder what these articles

say about the people who
were on the winning teams.

- Wait, look at this.

"Miler, Marion Anderson, says
that she calms herself down

before each race by reading
Shakespeare to herself."

- Is she the person
you're looking for?

- How many people do you know
that actually read Shakespeare?

- I'm sure we can find her
address in the city records,

and then you two can go
and try and track her down.

- Hmm!
- Looks like we're
getting somewhere.

♪♪♪

Hmm. Do you think that's her?

- Might be.
- Good job!

Good. Your core is
getting a lot stronger.

Next Wednesday?

Hi. Can I help you?

- Are you Marion Anderson?

- I am.
- This might seem strange,

but we found you through
a dating questionnaire

you filled out with some
handwritten essays.

- I thought that was anonymous.

- It was, but you were
matched with someone,

and I thought it would be nice

to find the two of you
so you could meet.

- Is this him?

- No, I'm just a doctor

who got drawn into
this. I'm Sam Radford.

- Hi. Oh, I have a friend
who's a patient of yours.

- Some things you
mentioned on the questionnaire

brought us here for
a different reason.

- Is there something wrong?
- Um...

No, not necessarily.

- Well, what's
going on? Tell me.

- What you wrote
about your energy level

and your metabolism, along
with your aversion to sunlight,

made me think that you might
need some medical attention.

- "Medical attention"
about what?

- It sounds like you could
have an issue with your thyroid.

- I've never felt like
there's anything wrong.

- There might not be.
- Dr. Radford just felt

they should run some tests.

- OK. Well, whatever
it takes to find out.

- And I might be
overly concerned,

but we would wanna find
out as soon as possible.

- Then the coach pulls me aside

and he says I've been

hitting with a lot
more power recently,

so starting tomorrow,
he's moving me to clean up.

- Wait, that doesn't seem fair
that they're making you clean up

instead of play.
- No, it's when...

- I'm joking. I know that clean
up means you're batting fourth.

Congratulations.

- Yeah, I'm starting
to think that I might...

- Sorry! Oh, I think
it's Mayor Tinsdale.

Mayor Tinsdale?

Uh-huh.

Really?!

Yes! Yes, of course.

I will get started on
everything right away.

OK. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

That was Mayor Tinsdale,

and she said that we can
have the dance at the park.

- I thought we were
having it at the school.

- I know. I didn't
wanna say anything

until it was official,
but... it's official!

So it is going to be A
Night Under the Stars.

- That's great!
- I know!

But I am going to have
to say no to bowling.

I gotta get home,
put a list together

before the end of the night.

- You have been putting
lists together all week.

It's why I've hardly seen you.
- I know,

but we want everything
to be special, right?

- I guess... but you're gonna
be at my game tomorrow, right?

- Yes, of course!
I wouldn't miss it.

I'm glad you
convinced me to come.

- So are we.
- So, I've asked the lab

to run a few tests to
find out if your thyroid

is functioning properly, but
if it's not, and we caught it

in time, you'll have to take
hormones and beta blockers.

- And what if we
didn't catch it in time?

- Oh, there's an iodine
treatment that's safe,

and there's very
few side effects.

- I can hardly believe

that you were able
to track me down

based on how I answered
a dating questionnaire.

- It's a good thing you were a
Shakespeare-loving track star.

- Marion? They're
ready for you in the lab.

- So, Dr. Stallings

will be the one working
with you down there,

and I'll consult with him
once the results come back.

And oversee your
treatment, if there is any.

I'll see you in a bit.

- Thank you so much.
- Sure.

- Marion should be thanking
you. There's no way of knowing

that she'd be OK if you hadn't

really wanted to find her
and that man she's so right for.

- Yeah, well, finding her
perfect match doesn't seem like

the most important
thing right now.

- Yeah, I guess you're right.

I'll let you know how she is
as soon as I hear anything.

OK?
- Yeah, thanks.

- Oh!
- Excuse me.

- Sorry. So, is that how
your website works?

- Hmm?
- You figure out

where someone's gonna be
and just keep running into them?

- Actually, that's something I
could work into the software.

- But it takes more than
just the right program,

doesn't it?
- It's matching a person

with the thing they
desire. It's simple.

- That just sounds
like marketing.

- It's a lot more than that.

- When I worked in advertising,

it was all about creating
wants and needs

that the customer didn't
even know they had.

- Yes, but people who are alone

all want the same thing.
They all want to not be alone.

- So you're selling them

on the fantasy that there's
someone for everyone?

- I'm selling them on the
idea that if there is someone

out there, I'm gonna
make sure they meet up.

- But how can you be so sure

that they're gonna
find the right one?

- Because I look
under the surface

and get to the intangibles
in a person's life.

My algorithm analyses
key words and phrases,

and it actually reads
between the lines

to form a deeper personality
profile, and then it matches up

people who'd have had no idea
they should even be together.

- That would be amazing...

if it works.

- It's gonna work.
Between the Lines

is going to be the biggest thing
in internet matchmaking ever!

- Abigail!

Martha says we can
have the dance at the park.

- That's great!
- Look out for drones.

- What?
- Never mind.

I should get back to my work,

unless you think
I'm wasting my time.

- I didn't say that.

- No, not exactly.
Not in those words,

but I read between the lines.

- He seems nice.
- Yeah, I guess so.

- You know, he likes you.
- No.

- He likes you.
- He barely knows me.

- Oh, come on. Did
you not just see the way

that he was looking at you?
- No, I didn't.

- Well, then...

it's a good thing that I got
here in time to point it out.

- As Dr. Stallings explained,
you do have hyperthyroidism,

but luckily, we caught it
early, and it's easy to treat.

I want you to make
some changes in your diet,

and a few other
adjustments to your lifestyle.

- Is one of those
lifestyle adjustments

meeting that perfect match

that you and Cassie
said is out there for me?

- Well, if only it
were that easy.

It was hard enough to find you.
- That's OK.

I won't get my hopes up.

Although I guess he's the one

who'll never know
what he's missing.

- That's the way
to think about it.

- When does the
dancefloor arrive?

- Saturday morning, but
someone should be here early

to make sure it gets
set up in the right spot.

- Oh, I can do that.
- OK. And then we can

move the tables
and chairs over here,

and put the heaters in the
tent where the food will be.

- I didn't realize there
was this much to do

just to get ready for a dance.

- Yeah, which is why it's so
great that you're helping us.

- OK. Well, I think we've
got everything all planned out.

I just feel like we're
forgetting something.

- What else is there?

- Noah! Hi!

I forgot your game. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

How did you do?

- We won.

- That's great.
- I just, I wanted to make sure

you didn't leave without looking
over the timeline for the night

of the dance. I highlighted
everything you need to do

starting as soon
as you get here.
- OK. Thank you. Thanks.

- So, how much
more committee stuff

do you have to do?
- Just a few more things.

- Do you have to work
during the dance too?

- Just whatever's highlighted.

- You know, all I wanted to
do was dance with my girlfriend.

I didn't know I had to
schedule time in between jobs.

- We can still find the time.

- Look, if you're
gonna be too busy,

maybe we should
just forget about it.

- Forget about what?

- Maybe we shouldn't
go to the dance at all.

- Oh, it's just you.

- Who was I supposed to be?
- I thought you might be Phil.

- No, I think he's
upstairs working.

- Good, because I
don't know what to say

when I run into him again.
- Oh. Have you been

running into him?
- A lot. And your daughter seems

to think that he likes me.
- Grace is a pretty good judge

about those kinds of things.
- I know. What if she's right?

- Guys have liked you before.

- Not one who's practically
living in this house.

- Do you like him?
- I thought that I might,

and then we sort
of started arguing

about how people should meet.

- Right. People who argue

can't possibly be
interested in each other.

- Phil! We were just
talking about you.

- Is it about how you stole
the idea for my website?

- Stole your what?
- I just found out

that someone else is
starting a site exactly like mine.

And the only way they
could have found out about it

is from the only
person that I told.

And the only person
I told was you.

- Why would I have stolen

your idea, and what
would I even do with it?

- Companies pay a lot of
money for intellectual property

like this.
- You think I would do this

for money?
- How do you know it was stolen?

- Because PhysiCorp
Systems just announced

the release date for
their dating website

called In-between the Lines.

It's supposed to
come out three weeks

before mine was going to
go live. They're saying how it

goes beyond the usual
yes and no answers.

It uses an algorithm
exactly like the one

I came up with, and I
wrote it on my whiteboard,

and the only person I told
about the algorithm was you.

I told only you.
- I didn't tell anyone!

- Then how else could
they have found out about it?

You'll be hearing from
my lawyers tomorrow,

which is exactly when I'll
be checking out of this place,

which I wish I'd never come to.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

- Can I help you?

- I hope so.

I'm looking for somebody
who maybe works here.

He filled out a questionnaire
last year, and I just

wanted to get in touch with
him regarding the results.

The way he wrote and
the interests he wrote about

made me think he might
be a sports columnist.

- I can put you
in touch with ours.

- Great. Probably
late 20s, early 30s.

- Oh, our guy's way older.

He's been here
since Super Bowl I.

- Oh.
- You might try

the Blairsville Clarion.
They hired a new guy

about a year ago.
- Ah. That means I have to go

to Blairsville... and I was
having such a good day.

Thanks for your help.
- Sure. Good luck.

♪♪♪

- Oh, there you are.

What time did you
finally get home last night?

- Not until after midnight.

We still have so much to
get ready before the dance.

- Tonight's the big night.
- Yeah.

Except Noah's not going.

- What?
- We've been texting

back and forth since he
told me, and I didn't wanna

tell you until it
was official, but...

It's official.

- What happened?
- He doesn't think I'm gonna

have time to be with him.
- And is he right about that?

- I mean, I'm gonna have
a few things to do, but...

we were still gonna be there.

- Be there at the same
time, but together?

- As much as possible.

- Well, that's too bad.

I know that Noah was
really looking forward

to being there with you.

- When did you get that?

- I've had this
around for a while.

♪♪♪

- That's nice.

- Yeah, I always thought
it was pretty special.

Hey, Sam.

- Hi.

Hi, Grace.
- Hi.

♪♪♪

- What's going on with her?

- Oh, high school dance
problems. How's Marion?

- Oh, I met with her yesterday.
She's gonna be fine. She doesn't

need any major procedures.
- Oh, well that's good to hear.

- You wanna hear something else?
- Mm-hmm.

- I tracked down the guy
that's her perfect match.

- Since when did you
become a matchmaker?

- It was just Marion seemed
so curious about meeting him,

and I thought, we've come
this far, why not go all the way?

- Well, how'd you find him?
- Well, in his questionnaire,

he said that he loved basketball
but wasn't good enough to play,

and he used a few sports
metaphors in his essay,

which was really well written,

and he mentioned that
his proudest moment

was the first column he
had published in college.

I went on the hunch that maybe
he's working as a sports writer.

- And you went around
to every newspaper

in the tri-county area?
- Well, there are only seven,

but I got lucky after
two. His name's

Richard Stroud. I looked up his
address online, and I thought...

- I wanna go there. Yeah. Now.

- Which is why I brought my car.
- OK.

- Oh, Abigail!

There you are.

Have you been back to that park
where I saw you the other day?

- Not since you saw me there.
- I was hoping you might've

taken a stroll through
with our mystery man.

- That will not
be happening, no.

- And you haven't seen
our drone-flying man

doing any drone flying?
- No. Why?

- Well, I was able to get city
council to pass an ordinance

banning those things from
the park, and I wanted to tell him

that his permit was
officially revoked.

- Maybe see if his kids are
there, the ones that were

flying the drone with him?
- Oh, those weren't his kids.

Those are the Willets' boys.
Their mother just lets them

run wild.
- So that man was flying

that drone by himself?
- Mm-hmm.

- And you haven't
seen him since?
- No.

- Do you still have
his permit on file?

- Yes, it's public record.
- So I could take a look at it?

- At City Hall, yes.

- Then what are we doing here?

- Well, I was gonna order a...

Never mind.

- So, I read some
of Richard's columns.

He's really good.
- Yeah, a perfect match

for an English lit
major like Marion.

- So maybe the computer
is really better than all of us

at figuring out who
should be together.

- There might be a
few things that we know

more than it does, but
let's just see if we found

our match, and let the
future decide the rest.

- Hello.
- Hey. We're looking
for Richard Stroud.

- Well, then you've
come to the right place.

- Oh. Mr. Stroud, my
name is Cassie Nightingale.

- And I'm Sam Radford.
- We found

your name when we...
- Oh, no. Sorry.

I'm Richard's brother,
Stephen. I'm housesitting

while he and his wife
are on their honeymoon.

- Your brother's married?

- Yeah, just last week.

He finally found
the love of his life.

♪♪♪

- Oh, sorry. I'm all out
of ideas for you to steal.

- I didn't steal your idea,
but I think I know who did.

Remember that man in the park
who was flying the drone with his sons?

Well, those were not
his sons, and he doesn't

even live in
Middleton. I got a look

at his permit, and he arrived

the exact same day you
did, and now he's gone.

- So?
- So, I think he used the drone

to take photos of that whiteboard,
which is facing the window.

- But how would he have
known that's how I like to work?

- Someone you used to
work with would know that.

Maybe you should take a
look at the name on this permit.

♪♪♪

- So, what are we
gonna tell Marion?

- I don't know. Maybe
it's better that she never

knows what happened
to her perfect match.

- Because Richard found
somebody that he must think

is more perfect than she is.
- I guess computers

aren't always right.

- I feel so bad for her.

- You know, I'm surprised
that you're this disappointed.

- It's just after the
diagnosis and everything,

I was hoping we could
give Marion some kind

of happily-ever-after.
- Hmm.

Well, you never know.

That part of the story
may not be written yet.

- Grace.

- Hi.

- Why aren't you at the dance?

- Because...

I wanted to be here instead.

- You look amazing.

- Thank you.

Um...

Look, I was...

thinking about what you said,

about just wanting us to
be able to dance together.

That's what I wanted too,

to dance under the stars.

So...

I, um...

brought some music.

♪♪♪

And the stars were
already up there,

just waiting to be danced under.

I was wondering
if you still wanted

to do what that cupcake said.

- ♪♪ Hearts skip heady ♪

♪ You illuminate the sky ♪

♪♪♪

♪ Somewhere steady ♪

♪ We hallucinate the highs ♪

- Did I already tell you
how great you look?

- You did, yeah.

- I'm...

I'm a little underdressed.
- What?

No. You look fine.

- Thank you.
- ♪ When it's only you and I ♪

♪ Spilling secrets ♪

♪ Can we keep
this to ourselves? ♪

♪ Little whispers ♪

♪ Sudden shivers,
and for a moment... ♪

- You know... we
can still make it

to the dance if you want.

- Why?

Things are perfect right here.

♪♪♪

- ♪ Your lonely bones ♪

♪ Just let me love you ♪

♪ Hello, hello ♪♪

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

- Sorry.
- Excuse me. Go ahead.

- Oh, no. I was just browsing.

My brother told
me about this place,

and I thought it'd be a good
way to spend a Saturday night.

- Is there anything
specific you like?

- I'm not really an
expert on books.

- Oh.

Have you ever read Shakespeare?

- People read Shakespeare?

- They have a whole
section over here.

- I'd love to take a look.
- OK.

- Everybody loves the plays...
- Yeah?

- but I'm fascinated
by the sonnets.

♪♪♪

- Good morning.

Well, it seems you were right
about the guy with the drone.

He worked for my
company. I never met him,

but I guess he was upset
about being fired, or...

He went to my former partner,
who knew how I like to work

on the white board. That's how
they were able to steal my idea.

- Well, I'm glad you
got to the bottom of that.

- I should have known
you'd never have done it.

I just didn't know how else
it could have happened.

- And now you do.

- Yeah.

Anyway, my lawyers were able

to keep them from working
with my intellectual property.

- So you can put
your website online?

- I could...

but I'm not going to.

I figured out I have a lot

to learn about dating
before I start telling people

who should and
should not be together.

- You sure do.

- But I thought maybe
you could teach me.

If you wanted to.

Anyway, I'm gonna be staying
at Grey House for a while,

so...

maybe I'll see you around.

♪♪♪

- And, ooh, here's a
picture of us dancing,

and... and then, ooh! Here's
a picture of us eating burgers.

And here's one of him
giving me a corsage that's

actually just a flower that
he picked out of his backyard.

- Sounds like the two
of you had a good time.

- It was everything
we both wanted it to be,

but I've gotta go.

Noah has a game today, and I
promised that I would be there

before the first pitch.
- Well, cheer loudly.

- Oh, I will. Bye.

- Oh, Nick!

How was the dance? Did you
and Katie have a good time?

- We hardly had any time
at all. With you not there,

I had to work twice as hard,
and we barely saw each other.

- That's too bad. I'm sorry.

- Well, all I know is that
I won't be volunteering

to help at any
more school dances.

- Hi, Grace.
- Oh! Hi, Katie.

- Did Nick tell you how amazing

he was at the dance last night?

- He told me a little.
- There was so much to do,

and he did it all. Didn't
complain, just dove in

and got the job done.
- Hmm!

- Well... I mean,
I did volunteer.

- We should go out some
other time and actually

be together, OK?
- Yeah.

- Next weekend?
- Yeah.

- Great! I'll see you.
- Bye.

- You know, it's not too late

to volunteer to help
out with the prom.

- I might consider doing that.

- Oh, I wanted to catch
Grace and congratulate her

on how the formal
went off without a hitch.

Perfect weather,
well-behaved teens,

and best of all, no drones.
- No drones is pretty much

the key to any successful dance.
- It's the key to everything,

which is why I'm so
pleased that they arrested

that conniving drone operator

for trying to steal that young
man's computer dating idea.

- And I'm glad Abigail was
cleared of any wrongdoing.

- Justice in Middleton
is swift and severe.

Criminals are not welcome here.

Oh! That would
make a great slogan.

I'm gonna put it on
the welcome sign.

- So... I saw Marion last night

at a bookstore. Guess
who she was with?

- Who?
- Stephen Stroud.

- I thought she was
matched with his brother.

- All I know is the two of them
seem to be having a good time.

- So the computer wasn't
right about who's supposed

to be with whom.
- But somehow,

the right two people
ended up together anyway.

It's funny how things
work out that way, isn't it?

- Yeah.

Funny.

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