Good Witch (2015–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - Second Time Around - full transcript

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Ah...

Need some help? I
can go change clothes.

Thanks. I actually enjoy
doing yard work. It's relaxing.

(LAUGHING) Gotta be honest...

Never liked yard work,
even when I was a kid.

Living in New York, it just
consisted of sweeping the leaves

off my balcony onto
the balcony below.

- Here, I got it.
- Ah, thanks.

Well, ever since I was a kid,
this is exactly what I wanted.

- To rake leaves?
- (CHUCKLES) Yeah.



This is the first home I've had.

Really?

Yeah. My parents died,
I went into foster care.

Lots of temporary homes.

I always wanted a
big house like this,

but with the big house comes...

- Big leaves.
- (CHUCKLES) Yeah, exactly.

(SIGHING)

You know, Nick could
help with the yard.

He takes after me.

- Doesn't like yard work?
- Like father, like son.

Well, you can always wait
for the first snow and then...

(CHUCKLES) Voila,
no more leaves!

- Sam, um...
- Yeah?



At the festival, you
said we needed to talk.

Ok, um...

I wanted to talk to you
about that night at your store.

After the party?

I wanted to kiss you...

And I thought maybe
you wanted to kiss me, too.

I need to know...

If I'm imagining this thing
that seems to be between us.

You're not.

Good.

But things are
complicated for you now...

For both of us. (SIGHS)

Hey, Linda.

Sam. Cassie.

Nick is asking for you.
He's inside with me.

- Hmm, term paper.
- Yes.

No one knows more about
early American history than Sam.

I'm not surprised.

- Later?
- Hmm.

I'm sorry, did I
interrupt something?

Mmm... Just talking.

(CHUCKLES) You are
a chatty one, aren't you?

You know it's funny because
Sam usually hates that.

Hmm. Well, he seems to
enjoy our conversations.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Wow!

MAN: This is even
nicer than on the website.

I told you, I've got a good
feeling about this place.

Beth, Larry?

Welcome to Grey House.
We've been expecting you.

Oh, your home is
beautiful. (CHUCKLES)

Well, for the next few
days, it's your home, too.

We love hosting weddings
here at Grey House.

This is our version of eloping.

Just a small group
of friends are coming.

Well, your dress
arrived yesterday,

so if you need any
last-minute alterations,

we have a wonderful
seamstress in town.

Such a beautiful dress.

- Oh, you've seen it?
- I helped pick it out.

We do everything together.

Since we met.

Hmm...

Well, here you go.

Oh! Uh...

What's this?

There was a mix-up
with your room

and the date we
had you booked in.

We're full and the only
rooms I have left are singles.

Uh, I don't know about this.

We're sort of the couple

- that does
everything together.
- Yeah.

Well, don't worry. I
promise, in this case...

Distance won't
make things worse,

it'll make things better.

Uh, George can
help you to your room.

Oh, oh, no, that's
okay. Uh, we'll find them.

Yeah, we wanted to take a look
around anyway. (CHUCKLES) Okay.

(DOOR OPENING)

They seem like a happy couple.

Certainly seems that way.

So after I adopted
Scooter from the shelter,

I signed up for this
free training class.

I've never had a
dog before, so...

Did you learn anything?

Yes! Apparently, I
love my dog too much.

- (PHONE RINGING)
- PATIENT: How can you do that?

EVE: He said I'm
doing everything wrong.

The dog thinks he's in charge.

- He said that?
- He did, yeah.

(DIAL TONE)

Oh! (CHUCKLES)
They'll call back.

(CHUCKLING)

Here. Just call me tomorrow

if you're not breathing better.

Thanks, Dr. Radford. Bye, Eve.

Bye, sweetie. See you soon.

She invited me to
join her book club.

I need your
services immediately.

Have a seat, Martha.
I'll squeeze you in.

Squeeze me? You don't squeeze in

the elected mayor of this town

who's experiencing a
dire medical emergency.

- (PHONE RINGING)
- Dr. Radford's office!

I'll be in exam room 2.

It has better art.

I had chicken pox when I was 7.

Mmm-hmm. Are you itchy?

Even your eyeballs.

Okay, let's get you
an appointment.

You're looking for help?

In a way, yeah.

Well, you know who
has a great employee?

Stephanie.

Have you noticed the Bistro's
business has doubled since I started?

Yeah, everyone
does love to eat there.

But they love it more
since I started working there.

I've clearly built up her
business and made it thrive.

Well, that's one
way to look at it,

but it's not the only
way to look at it.

I have a lot of regulars.

People would eat somewhere
else if it wasn't for me.

Yes, you do have
a loyal following.

(CLICKS TONGUE) They are loyal.

If I left, they'd leave too.

Why would you leave? I
thought you liked working there,

and you and Stephanie
are getting closer.

She couldn't run the
place without my help.

I deserve more for all I'm
bringing to her business.

I'm ready for the next step.

So you want to be your own boss?

Well, like a partner.

Yeah... Stephanie should
make me a partner in the Bistro.

You know, you could start by asking
her to give you more responsibility.

Why would I do that?

Because asking her to be
partners is a very big step.

Not if she doesn't want
to lose half her business.

- Yes!
- (LAUGHS)

Are you taking me to a movie?

- I don't like movies.
- Who doesn't like movies?

Did you get
reservations to Sookie?

Ah! If you did, you're magician.

That place has been
booked solid for weeks.

Sookie?

Yeah, that new seafood
place in Blairsville.

- Oh, no, I don't like fish.
- (SCOFFING) Okay

- Are you taking me to Chicago?
- (BOTH LAUGHING)

Unless you want to
meet my parents...

I'm kidding. It's
our second date.

Uh... Well, just tell me then.

I want to take you camping.

Separate sleeping
bags, of course.

Wow! Camping.

I've never been. (CHUCKLING)

Oh, you're gonna love it.

The lights of Chicago
have nothing on the stars.

(CHUCKLES)

You know, I would love
to go, really, I would,

but, um... Oh...

Remember how I was telling you
about my plans to expand the business?

Well, the investor really
wants a tour of the space.

Oh, we could go after.

We could. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

You really don't
want to go, do you?

I suppose I could
get away for one night.

I promise you'll have fun.

Camping... Right.

It's nice of you to help, Tara.

Oh yeah. Brandon's
working tonight.

I saw Grace coming in.

I can't believe she's old
enough to get her driver's license.

No matter how old she gets,
she will always be my baby.

(CHUCKLING)

(BOTH EXCLAIM)

- Oh, I'm so sorry!
- No, it's okay.

(SIGHING) No, it's not.

It's not about the salad.

I think I might be pregnant.

(GASPS) Tara!

I'm freaking out.

It's such a big thing having
a baby, being a mother.

It's gonna be okay.

I'm not so sure.

Brandon and I haven't even discussed
kids since before we were married.

And even then, it was so
far away, it just didn't feel real.

I just... (SIGHS) I can't
handle this. I'm... I'm not ready.

Have you told Brandon?

I wanted to wrap my
head around it first.

Well, the nice thing about being
married is you're never alone.

- You always have a partner.
- Mmm...

You and Brandon can handle whatever
life throws at you, if you do it together.

- Am I in your way?
- Oh, no, it's a big table.

Oh, you know what?
I need to pack up.

I've got to get dinner
ready for my boys.

Oh, what are you making?

Takeout. (CHUCKLING)

The place on Clover?

No. You know what?
I've actually found, um,

another place in
the next town over.

Oh!

- Cassie.
- Yeah?

Thank you for giving
my family some space.

And I hope I didn't
come across too harshly

when I asked you
to back off a little.

I understand completely.

It's working.

My being here...
Nick is thriving.

Well, it's great
he's doing so well.

It's because he's
part of a cohesive unit.

Having both of his
parents present,

it's really making a difference.

- That's wonderful.
- It is wonderful.

And I'm glad that
you and I agree.

You take care of your family...

And I'll take care of mine. Hmm!

Thanks again.

(SIGHS)

This is great!

We can eat at my house.

Cassie's got enough
guests to cook for.

Oh, don't be silly.

Cassie, do you have any of
that fresh-squeezed juice I like?

I'm sorry, Cassie.

- She doesn't mind.
- I don't.

I do!

Sam, you're a gentleman.

You're all welcome
to breakfast anytime.

You are so sweet, thank you.

Oh, just a little heads-up...

Your French Toast is just
a bit on the dry side today.

Well, always open to feedback.

So, are you ready for
your basketball tryout?

It's not a tryout. It's a game.

Yeah, well, I'm looking
forward to seeing you play.

So am I. Hey, you know,
we could ride over together.

That'd be good, but we won't.

Oh, come on, I can swing
by and pick you up from work.

No need to swing, Linda.

But thanks.

Hey, Cassie, do
you want to come?

- Yeah, come!
- Oh, you know...

Cassie is so busy, I'm
sure she can't make it.

You know, I don't have anyone
to cover for me at the store.

Oh, no. Darn! Hmm!

You are really a
great cook, Cassie.

- Thanks for this.
- Sure.

You know, I could share
my recipes with you.

Oh, no, thank you.

Okay, well, if you
change your mind...

I won't. (CHUCKLES)

Uh... Cassie said you
should be my... Partner?

Look, I am happy to have you
work here as an employee...

I mean, you just
started working for me,

and your restaurant
experience is, well, limited.

I mean, I can certainly
give you more to do,

but I think it's a little early

to be talking about
taking you on as a partner.

I really need you
here at the Bistro.

Look, I found an investor

who is considering helping
me with my plans to expand.

I want to add a
catering storefront

in that newly vacated
space down the street.

That's a very big deal!

It is, which is why
I need an investor.

For a small percentage
of the business,

I can get all the
working capital I need.

But I need you to keep
things shipshape here

while I get that
business up and running.

Well, it looks like we have our
work cut out for us, don't we?

(GIGGLING)

Do you mind if we fill
up our water bottles?

- Oh, help yourself.
- We're heading out to
Halter Falls for a hike.

Great suggestion.

Such a special place.

You know, I just love hiking.

You know, communing with nature.

Yeah, me, too.

What about you, Larry?

It's, uh, a good workout.

Oh, um, before you head out...

The florist called
about your flowers.

- Oh, is there a problem?
- I am afraid so.

Their cooler broke down last night,
and they lost most of their inventory.

Can we call another florist?

I'll pay whatever it
takes. (CHUCKLES)

You want your bride to be happy.

- How lucky am I?
- (CHUCKLES)

I'll see what I can do.

- Please.
- Sure.

Oh, also before you, uh,
head out, one more thing.

Cake...

Traditional layer with rosettes?

The bakery just
called to confirm.

Traditional all
the way. That's us.

That's what we agreed to.

I've seen a lot of
engaged couples,

and most have at least a few
disagreements over the wedding,

but not you two.

(CHUCKLES SOFLY)

(VOCALIZING)

I'm receiving a very
prestigious award

from the Middleton Small Business
Association at the end of the week,

and an acceptance
speech is mandatory.

(VOCALIZING)

I'm talking about
croaking like a bullfrog,

and I've been practicing
for two weeks solid.

I told you yesterday, you
have to rest your voice.

I did! (CLEARING THROAT)

Except for all the practicing.

- Well...
- It's definitely gotten worse.

You officially have laryngitis.

But how is that possible?

Well, either you have an
upper respiratory infection

or acid reflux...

Or you've been talking too much.

I'm going to bet
on door number 3.

Well, make it go away.

I can't... But you can.

You have to rest
your voice. No talking.

- (GASPING)
- I want to see you back
tomorrow.

But... But what about my speech?

I don't know what
to tell you, Martha.

Either you rest your voice or
you risk losing it completely.

Well, thank you...

But no thank you.

This whole voice thing is
nothing that a strong dose

of herbal tea
won't take care of.

Just because you
don't like what I say

doesn't make it any less true.

(SCOFFS)

MEGAN: I saw your sign.

It kind of spoke of me.

- So you're a waitress.
- I am.

I just love being around
different people every day.

And a vet tech?

Oh, I love animals.

And you work in a bakery.

Uh, part time.

I just have loved baking
ever since I was a little girl.

I read an article about a woman

who started her own
organic pet food store.

She makes
everything from scratch.

No.

Why, I can't make a
living baking for animals.

You know, pet food is
a billion-dollar industry.

- Billion?
- Hmm, and growing.

- (SIGHING)
- Time is precious.

If you only have time to
choose one new venture in life,

you can never go wrong
choosing something you love.

Thanks.

I almost didn't come in here.

It was your sign in the window.

Good luck, Megan.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

Did you tell Abigail I
should make her my partner?

No, she told me!

I don't know what
she's thinking.

Well, she's definitely
thinking up something.

Hmm... Well, I'm glad she
took it well when I told her no.

- Abigail?
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)

I know. I was a
little surprised, too.

Oh... I find with Abigail
that what she says

and what she means are
often two very different things.

But I am very clear
and was very clear...

No partnership, period.

- Good.
- (SIGHS)

What's this?

It's a natural oil
that repels bugs.

Did Ben tell you he's
taking me camping?

No, you did.

- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- (STEPHANIE SCOFFS)

Everything in
that store is plaid.

It was very visually upsetting.

Oh, I think it's sweet. He wants to
share something he loves with you.

Ugh, I only said yes 'cause
I didn't want to upset him.

We just started dating.

Well, just remember that
being open to new things

is what brought
Ben into your life.

I will be open.

But if I turn into
a free-lunch buffet

for a bunch of hungry
mosquitoes, it's over.

- Sounds fair.
- Sounds itchy.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

WOMAN: Thank you very
much. MAN: Yeah, thank you.

EVE: He says he loves
me and he is so cute,

but you know what
I did last night?

Watched football
again! Football!

I mean, he may love me,
but he loves Tom Brady more.

- (CLEAR THROAT)
- Hi, Dr. Radford.

Hi. Can I have a word
with you privately?

- Sure! Give me a sec.
- Yeah.

What's up, doc?

Um... I think maybe some
of the patients are a little...

Put off by your...

Familiarity.

Can we just have a
moratorium on the gossip?

I like a quiet office.

I don't want the patients
to be uncomfortable.

Josie, sweetie, am I
making you uncomfortable?

(CLICKS TONGUE) Please!

- She's fine.
- Yeah. I'm not.

(SOFTLY) Oh.

I guess you're making
me uncomfortable.

Doctors' offices are
supposed to be professional.

It's what I'm used to.

Consider me on mute.

I'll stop talking.

Now.

- Thank you
for doing this, Mom.
- All right.

- I have to admit...
- What?

Well, your dad, this was
kind of his department.

Yeah.

I remember him teaching
me how to ride a bike.

And then he took off
the training wheels.

- Ouch!
- (LAUGHING)

(BOTH SIGHING)

- Okay, you're ready?
- I am. Are you?

- Yes.
- Okay.

- Oh!
- What?

- Slow down.
- Mom, I'm going
the speed limit.

- Honey, you're going
a little fast.
- Hmm... Nope.

- GRACE: See?
- (BIKE BELL RINGING)

That guy on the
bike is passing us.

Well, speaking of bikes, you're
a little close, don't you think?

No, I think I'm giving
him plenty of room.

Just give him a little more.

(SIGHING) Mom! Seriously!

Don't look at me,
look at the road.

I'm sorry. If you could
just relax for a second.

I've read the manual
forwards and backwards.

Have you read the
manual? No, you have not.

- Yes, I have.
- Yes, when you were, like, 15.

- That was a long time ago.
- (SCOFFS)

- I'm sorry, that was mean.
- (SIGHS)

Look, I am right
and you are wrong.

I was the correct
distance behind the bike,

and I would bet my life on it.

Really, to be honest.
And if I had to say...

- Oh! Oh, Grace!
- What? (GASPS)

- (SIGHS)
- Where are you going?

I'm going to turn in
my learner's permit...

And buy a bus pass.

Well, this is no ordinary date.

- Hmm?
- Exhibit A...

You let me pick
the movie, sci-fi...

When I know you wanted to
see that new romantic comedy.

Exhibit B... You let
me pick the restaurant.

You hate Greek.

And exhibit C, to
bring it all home,

here we are at the
Bistro for chocolate cake.

My favorite chocolate cake.

Well... I love you.

Well, I love you, too.

But seriously, what's up?

(SIGHS)

(CLICKS TONGUE) I'm late.

Like late, late?

I think I might be pregnant.

(LAUGHING)

That's funny. You...
You had me there.

It's not a joke?

Are you actually
gonna have a baby?

- Maybe.
- How did this happen?

- (SCOFFING)
- No, I mean, uh...

You know what I mean.
Did you take a test?

No, but I'm tired all the time,

I'm super hungry,
and I just feel...

Different.

(EXHALES)

Are you as freaked
out about this as I am?

More.

I don't think that's possible.

(SCOFFS) I'm the one who
has to go through childbirth.

Okay, maybe it's possible.

(STORE BELL CHIMING)

I see you're looking for help!

- I am!
- Business is good?

Well, it's time for Bell, Book &
Candle to reach a broader audience.

And that requires an
additional employee.

For what I have in mind? Yes.

How interesting... Anyway, I am
desperately in need of your help.

(VOICE CRACKS)
My voice is going...

And our resident doctor has
prescribed a horrible regimen...

He wants me to stop talking.

Sounds like good advice.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

I will not be silenced.

I have a speech to give, and
the show must go on, as they say.

So, give me all of it.

Every herb, every elixir,
every flower that you have.

If it will cure my
throat, I'm game.

I'm happy to help, Martha,

but Sam already
gave you a diagnosis,

and it's probably in your
best interest to take his advice.

(VOICE BREAKS) He's a
quack! (CLEARS THROAT)

He is an accredited physician.

Well, he doesn't
know everything.

He graduated top of his
class in medical school.

Doctor Internet is all I need.

Oh, and you, of course.

I know it doesn't look like
much, but it's got great bones.

I can fit two industrial
ovens back there,

and I still have room
for a reach-in cooler

and a walk-in freezer.

There's plenty of space
for a prep station right here,

and I plan to rent to own
gently-used equipment.

That way, she doesn't
pay for any depreciation.

Right.

So, what do you think, Dale?

I think we're both gonna
make a lot of money.

(LAUGHING)

- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Oh, excuse me.

- This is Stephanie. No.
- This space has
such potential, doesn't it?

No. Don't accept the
delivery if it's wrong.

Okay. I'll be right there.

(CHUCKLES)

I gotta get back.
Can we meet later?

- We have a lot to discuss.
- And celebrate.

- Yes.
- (CHUCKLES)

So, what do you
think of all this?

I do have some thoughts.

I'd love to hear them.

Over wine or dinner?

How about we start with
wine and move on to dinner?

I like that plan.

GRACE: Thank you
for doing this, Brandon.

Seriously, mom drives me crazy.

Well, I taught Lori how to
drive, I think I can handle you.

(CHUCKLING) Keys.

Did you know that we're
sitting in a weapon right now?

- What?
- A car is a two ton
mobile weapon.

Okay. I love you, but right now,

you're not making any sense.

I want you to understand the
gravity of the situation, Grace.

Driving is a responsibility,
it's not a right.

You have to earn these.

(SIGHS)

You know how I can sense
things before they happen?

- Yeah.
- This lesson...

Not going to end well.

Wha...

Grace!

- (INSECTS CHIRPING)
- (BIRDS CALLING)

Stephanie, you have nothing
to be embarrassed about.

I mean, with the
light and the shadows,

it could've easily
have been a bear.

Oh, yucks! Except
it was a raccoon.

Well, raccoons can
be very dangerous.

That shirt looks better on
you than it ever did on me.

If I hadn't dropped
my bag in the lake...

Ah, everything will
be dry by morning.

Maybe we should just go home.

There's just one more thing.

Sure. What?

I've been wanting to do
that ever since I first saw you.

Yeah?

Let me just break
down this campsite,

and we'll head home.

Or we could stay.

No, you hate it. I can tell.

I don't hate all of it.

Oh, yeah? What part do you like?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

- SAM: He did great!
- He did.

He's really grown up a
lot since we've been here.

You know, I have to
admit it. (CHUCKLES)

Middleton has been
really good for him.

Are you actually
saying I was right?

Don't push it.

She said she wasn't coming, Sam.

Who are you talking about?

Cassie Nightingale, that's
who you're looking for, right?

I'm not looking for anybody.

I don't believe you.

You have to stop

trying to control
me and this family.

Everywhere we
go, Cassie is there.

Cassie's not your problem.

No, she isn't. Not anymore.

I asked her to give
us some space.

So we can have some
time to be a family.

You did what?

Oh, I was right to do it, Sam.

I can't believe you.

Look, Nick wants the three of us

to go out for dinner together.

(SIGHS)

What would you
like me to tell him?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(BELLS JANGLE)

- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Ben.

- Hi, Cassie.
- Hi.

This is my sister.

- Sarah.
- Oh, nice to meet you.

How can I help?

Um, that oil that you gave Ben,

it really worked on my back.

Oh, glad to hear that.

Are you still looking for
someone to help you?

Yes.

Do you think my
sister could help you?

- Ben.
- What?

(CHUCKLES) I just came
for some more oil, not a job.

Hmm, well, do you need a job?

I do.

But I've never worked
in a place like this before.

Uh, I'm a hairdresser.

You were.

My, uh, my hands...

It's a car accident.

I think you're a
perfect fit, Sarah.

You do?

The job is yours, if you like.

But you don't know
anything about me.

I don't have any
retail experience.

I get a good feeling about you.

Okay. When do I start?

Day after tomorrow.

- Thank you.
- (CHUCKLES)

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

Thanks.

She's just what
I was looking for.

(DOOR CLOSES)

Oh, come on, Sam,

you can't keep giving
me the silent treatment.

I can try.

Do you remember
what our therapist said?

"I don't accept credit cards,
only checks and cash."

(CHUCKLES)

You had no right to
tell Cassie to back off.

Well, I'm sorry.

I was only doing
what I had to do

to protect my family.

(SCOFFS)

What are you talking about?

Cassie's not a threat.

She's a good, kind,
compassionate person.

And more than anyone else, she helped
Nick and me get settled in this town.

She's looked after both
of us like we're family.

And she's one of the few
people Nick actually trusts.

In fact,

I don't know what I would
have done without her.

Yeah. I see that. I
see her effect on you.

All her sweetness and light and

warm, nurturing
perfection. (CHUCKLES)

Sam, how am I supposed
to compete with that?

Nobody's asking you to.

Bye, Sam.

(SIGHS)

Eve.

You're here.

I came in early.

Look, I swear,

my lips are... (HUMS) Sealed.

(LAUGHS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Furthermore, and I can't believe

that I'm wasting my
time on this again.

(GASPS)

All of the businesses on
Main Street are responsible

for their own garbage.

That's enough for today.

(SOFTLY) Good day.
(CLEARS THROAT)

- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- Ahem! Ahem!

Ah! Ew, but...

- Oh!
- Ah! Chief Sanders!

- Excuse me.
- Ah, well,

where are we on that security
detail for my MSPA award speech?

Uh, uh, nowhere. We can't do it.

Now, when you say "can't,"
that sounds suspiciously like "no."

Well, the department
doesn't have the manpower.

Are you telling me that...

(CLEARS THROAT)

That the most
important political figure

in this town,
nay, in this region

will be without a
proper security detail?

Uh, look, we need to keep

our officers on call
for actual emergencies.

- (SQUEAKING) That's just...
- That's...

That's okay?

(BARELY AUDIBLE) No.

Is that what you were gonna say?

- I...
- Thank you, Madam Mayor.

I knew you'd understand.

(SQUEAKING) Don't you
dare walk away from me.

(SIGHS)

(SQUEAKING) No.

- (DOOR OPENS)
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

Oh, I have organic
sunscreen if you run out.

Oh, uh, I probably
can't use them.

I'm allergic to everything,
including the sun.

- Oh, that's too bad.
- I make do. (CHUCKLES)

Where's Beth?

Uh, I think she's getting ready.

Oh. Are you going out to lunch?

Uh, I thought we'd take a drive.

- Oh, that's romantic.
- Yeah.

Speaking of romantic, well, you have
any big plans for your honeymoon?

Hawaii.

There's a lot of sun in Hawaii.

Yeah. Beth's like a
fish. She loves the water.

I wanted to go skiing, but...

Larry, if you didn't
want to go to Hawaii,

you could have
just said something.

Who doesn't love Hawaii?
(CHUCKLES) It's no big deal.

It's... No, it's not.

I, I, I just want
Beth to be happy.

- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Oh.

This is work. I have to take it.

(ANSWERS CALL AND CLEARS THROAT)

You're allowed to
be happy too, Larry.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(DOOR OPENS)

(BARELY AUDIBLE) Fix this!

Pardon me?

(INDISTINCT VOICE)

(SQUEAKING) Fix this!

So, your tea remedy
didn't do the trick.

(SIGHS)

I can't make any promises,

- but if you go 72 hours
without speaking...
- (SIGHS)

there's a chance you'll be
able to make your speech.

- (SOFTLY) No talking?
- Not a peep.

Very well. I accept
your challenge.

(SQUEAKING) And I relish it!

You have no idea of the
extent of my willpower.

Gandhi himself was a
veritable slacker by comparison.

- Martha.
- What? Yes?

Starting now.

Oh!

(WHISPERING) Right.

(LAUGHS)

(SIGHS)

So, how did it go last night
with your basketball team?

(CHUCKLES) Coach
asked me to join.

Nick, that's great.

How did your, uh,
driving lessons go?

Well, at the rate I'm going,

by the time I get enough
experience to pass my driving test,

I'll be so old I'll be able
to ride the bus for free.

(CHUCKLES)

I'm seriously just considering
just canceling my test.

Don't give up. Try
your mom again.

She's cool.

Okay. She's only cool to you
because she's not your mom.

I don't know.

When it comes time for
me to get behind the wheel,

I think I'd gladly switch
out my dad for your mom.

(SIGHS)

Okay, you definitely showed
those menus who's boss.

My investor pulled out.

He loved my business plan.

He seemed to love
the rental space I found.

I have built-in customers
and a marketing plan.

(SIGHS) It's a sure thing.

At least it was.

I don't know what went wrong.

I just want to say

it has been so great
working for you.

You're quitting?

I'm gonna start my own business.

(GASPS)

Have a great night.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

What are you reading?

- (CHUCKLES) A driver's ed manual.
- (CHUCKLES)

Grace and I had a disagreement.

Over?

Safe distances between
other cars and bikes.

Ah.

No. Nick doesn't turn
15 for a few months yet.

- Lucky you. (CHUCKLES)
- Ah, yeah.

Aha! I'm right! I knew it!

I am not surprised.

Not that it matters.

My driving instruction
days are over.

Oh, you don't
know that for sure.

Oh, no, she said, "Mom, I don't
want you to teach me how to drive."

Okay, you know for sure.

Should I set two extra
places for breakfast tomorrow?

- Ah, Linda.
- Yeah.

I like having you guys around.

Well, I would enjoy it more
under different circumstances.

Nick loves his mother.

And I want him to, but she's...

Well, I never thought
she'd stick around.

She's obsessed with work.

Well, she's found a
way to do her work

and be close to Nick.

- You're too nice.
- So are you.

(CHUCKLING) Not when
it comes to Linda. Still...

She told me that she asked you
to stay away from Nick and me.

She did.

Don't.

Okay?

I...

Like having you in my life.

Cassie? Sorry to,
uh, track you down.

Oh, what is it?

I've been thinking...

We need to cancel the wedding.

I can't marry Beth.

Cassie told me you'd be up here.

Are you okay?

You were such a cute baby.

I'm not pregnant.

I'm so sorry.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Is there anything I can do?

You're doing it.

(SIGHING) Wow.

I know.

I freaked out when I
thought I was pregnant.

I freaked out, too,
when you told me.

To be honest, I'm
kind of relieved.

What?

Well, I mean...

You didn't really
want to have the baby?

No. No, I didn't say that.

I think you did just say that.

No, I didn't. Tara,
you just said you were

freaked out, too.

Well, I was.

I was scared to death.

But now that I know
I'm not pregnant,

I don't know, I
feel this huge loss,

and it's just overwhelming me.

Look. Maybe, not being pregnant

is a sign that we're not ready.

What? Hold on.

I... I thought you said
you wanted to have kids.

Well, I do. Someday.

(SIGHS)

Which is why you're so
relieved that I'm not pregnant.

So, this new business
you're starting...

Look, you're wrong about me.

I'm a born saleswoman
with plenty of experience.

I've just decided
to use my skills

to better my life
instead of yours.

And how exactly are you
planning on funding this business?

Oh, I found an investor.

- Dale?
- Mmm-hmm.

We had dinner while
you were camping.

I knew it! You
stole my investor!

I didn't steal anything.

I just had a better business
plan and sales pitch.

- (SIGHS)
- Sorry.

You're not sorry.

No, you know what, I'm not.

- And thank you.
- For what?

For not making me your partner.

Hello, Cassie Nightingale.

John.

Now, how did I get older,
and you got more beautiful?

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)