Good Trouble (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - Re-Birthday - full transcript

Previously on Good Trouble...

- I misread all of the signals.
- What are you doing?

Seriously, Mariana. You
bitched to Angela?

- I didn't say a word.
- I told her.

Mariana has great ideas.

I ran into Jennifer.

Dennis's wife. Sorry, ex-wife.

We've been seeing each other.

So, Jeff's in town.

Nobody here feels sorry

that your married boyfriend
won't leave his wife.



Paul, shut up and take me.

The second you're done playing
out your Latino lover fantasy,

you have time for good
ol' all-American Jamie.

I thought I could do this
casual thing with you.

But I don't want to
share you with anyone.

Eliza and Brandon.

What were you and my
sister talking about?

I want you to do what
you're passionate about.

- Really?
- Well, all's fair in love and basketball.

If I help her plan this wedding,

then I'll be numb to the fact
that she's not marrying me.

- Who... Who is it?
- Sumi.

I got in a huge fight with Meera.

Could I get a second date?



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Party's over!

Oh, shit. They really did it.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear Davia ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- Love you.
- Okay, happy birthday, queen.

Good morning.

It's my birthday.

You know, this is gonna be
more than just my birthday.

This is going to be my re-birthday.

Because I'm making big changes.

You know, now that it's over with Jeff,

I am going to start respecting myself.

I mean, I deserve a boyfriend
who isn't married.

Right?

I'm going to be a quarter-century old.

This is going to be the year of me.

And the year I find my
true passion in life.

And find my true love.

You know, someone who make me feel...

like I'm special.

You know, not just a booty
call when he's in town.

If he even tells me he's in town.

And even though all of my
birthdays are important,

this re-birthday is going to be
the biggest and best of all.

But I'm not gonna make
it entirely about me,

which is why everyone gets a plus one.

Uh, not you.

No offense, I just don't
want anyone at my birthday

who needs a fake ID.

And the plus one's are mandatory

because we need five
players for each team.

Okay, I have to go.

I have a lot of "Drivia"
questions to come up with.

Get it? Trivia with a "D,"

for Davia.

Oh, my God, I am so
excited for my birthday.

Can I please be your plus one?

Meera's out of town and you know
how much I love playing games.

Yeah. I do.

Hey, guys.

Guys!

Shut up!

Okay, so since everyone
complained last year

about having to wear Davia T-shirts,

this year, I got buttons.

Wow. Do we really have to wear that?

Uh, yeah.

Be grateful, okay? One year
we had to wear Davia masks.

Yeah, I had to spend all
night in white face.

- Uh-uh.
- Yeah.

That's when I found out I was
allergic to latex. Hives everywhere.

Okay, it's just... You know,
this is a new blazer,

and I don't wanna poke a
hole in it and ruin it.

Oh, yeah. That's fine.

I mean, you know if your new blazer

is more important than
my 25th re-birthday,

in which I am newly
single and heartbroken...

Okay, okay, okay. I'll wear it.

Yeah, damn straight you will.

Okay, so since Mariana's
already been pinned,

she's Team Kiwi captain.

The rest of you, come up
here and pick your buttons.

There's pink and green.

If you pick a green
one, you're Team Kiwi.

Pink, then you're a Strawberry.

I'm Team Nobody.

Well, that's 'cause you're
not a very fun person.

Ooh, this is so much fun. I
hope we're on the same team.

Yeah, me too.

What happened with Joey?

Nothing. It's not happening.

- I'm a strawberry!
- Yay.

Okay, first Drivia question:

Why did I pick kiwi and strawberry?

'Cause they're your favorite fruits.

'Cause they're your
favorite daiquiri flavors.

Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

I knew that.

I... I... I had...

Too slow.

Sorry about all this.

Nah, it's fun seeing
you with your friends.

Don't be asking them about me.

Ah. That's why you kept me
away from here for so long.

You're afraid I might learn
something real about you.

Yes! Were are going to crush the Kiwis!

What do you think of
Callie's new boyfriend?

Um, I don't know that he's her boyfriend

but he's a nice guy.

They seem perfect for each other.

Oh, no!

Wait, can we trade buttons with people?

You could.

If it was your birthday.

But it's not.

It's mine!

Looks like you're on Callie's team.

Okay, everybody. Get
together with your team.

- Ooh, Kiwi!
- Strawberry!

Let's do this.

- Kiwi!
- Go, go, go.

Oh, welcome Jamie.

Okay, okay, okay. Hey!

The answer to this Drivia question

is the first bar on our crawl.

Whichever team gets there
first, gets 10 points.

Is there a prize for the winning team?

Good question.

Isn't celebrating my
birthday prize enough?

Yes, of course there's a prize.

What is it?

The prize is...

We get to lose these buttons?

- What was that?
- Nothing.

The prize is a secret.

- Hmm.
- So.

- There is no prize.
- No.

Okay, is everyone ready?
Order your cars.

- Oh, hold on.
- Okay.

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, which bar serves my
favorite butt burners?

- I know this. I know this.
- Go, go, go, go!

- I got it, I got it!
- Go, go, go!

- She knows!
- Go! Go! Go!

Aah! They got the fast elevator!

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I was not hoping that
it was a text from Jeff

if that's what you were thinking.

Why would I be thinking that?

Because you're cynical and you
don't think I'm really over Jeff,

but you're as wrong as
that shirt you're wearing.

I like my shirt.

Ha! We beat their elevator. Let's go!

Oh, there's our car!

Wait, wait, wait. I
should wait for Isaac.

What? He's not even on our team.

He can only take four people
anyway. So I'll catch up.

Oh! Here, they're coming. Come on!

Here, get in.

- God!
- Come here.

Las Perlas on 3rd and Main.

Hey, you're not "Alice K."

- Brandon?
- Hey!

This is our car!

- This is my Coche!
- Go! Brandon, go!

- Seriously?
- Step on it!

Oh, Eco-not-so-friendly!

When did you start driving for Coche?

And why are you driving for Coche?

How do you know each other?

He's our brother.

Sorry, this is Raj and Gael.

- Hey.
- Good to meet you, man.

So?

I... I just started driving, actually.

I just wanted to make a
little extra cash and...

Yeah. It's no big deal.

- What are you guys doing?
- Oh.

We are on a re-birthday bar crawl,

amazing race, trivia
challenge sort of deal.

As you can tell, Miss
Thang is very into it.

Hey, I need a win.

How are the three assholes at work?

So, what do you think they're
ship name should be?

Uh, Rajiana or Maraj?

Hm. You know, that's a tough one.

You know, both are so adorable.

- Right?
- It's hard.

Now there's just two assholes.

I was the third asshole.

But I'm reformed.

Hey, can you please stop
driving like an old man

and step on it?

See! That's what they get for
stealing our car. Nice driving, Joe.

Yeah, pull out some
Fast and Furious moves.

Yeah, I've never seen a
Fast and Furious movie.

Don't worry. I only saw the first one.

And even then, I only remember

Michelle Rodriguez in a tank top.

Nice.

Hey, we watched that
when we were together.

I thought we were allowed
celebrity crushes.

So, do you live at the Coterie?

No. My boyfriend does.

Oh, who's your boyfriend?

Gael.

Gael?

Like, officially? When did that happen?

Like three weeks ago.

I told him I wanted to be
exclusive and he chose me.

Bold move.

I don't think I'd have the guts
to tell someone to choose me.

In case they didn't...

Who wouldn't choose you?

You! When you dumped me for Meera!

Who wouldn't choose you?

No idea.

Oh! It's right here. Sir, at the corner.

Still not checking to
see if Jeff texted?

Yes.

You know, even if I was,

it's not because I'm
not totally over him.

But he could have liked
my birthday Insta.

We were friends.

Well, maybe he's not in
such a friendly mood

since you sent him an after-sex
selfie with some random dude.

Well, that's because he
lied about being in town.

Exactly. He lied.

He is lying to his wife, he
lied to you. He's a liar.

And he's not your friend.

Oh, hey! I'm Jeff.

I'm a friend of Davia's.

I flew in just to surprise
her for her birthday.

I know she's still at
work, but do you think

it's okay if I just wait
for her in her loft?

No.

What?

You're right.

You're right. He knows how
much my birthday means to me.

The fact that I haven't
heard from him all day

confirms that he doesn't love me.

Probably never did.

Okay. I'm not hating on Nicki,

but, I mean, Cardi B, Princess Nokia,

they are bringing
feminism to female rap.

They don't need the attention of men

to make themselves feel worthy.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Yeah, that makes sense.

What makes sense?

You being a little on defense
when it comes to courtship.

Courtship?

Are you courtship-ing me?

Damn woman, I'm trying to.

But you don't make it easy.

I brought you to the biggest
and best birthday party ever.

Well, good thing it's not
a Malika trivia game

because I would fail miserably.

You know stuff about me.

I mean, I know your favorite movie,

your favorite female rapper.

What do I know about you, intimately.

Oh, you don't know me intimately?

Huh?

I know your body.

What about your mind?

Okay, what man wants to
know a woman's mind?

This man.

I have an idea.

Let's make this a competition
between you and me.

If I get the most

Drivia points, I get to ask you

three personal questions of my choosing.

Oh. And, um...

If I win, what do I get?

You get to not answer those questions.

Yeah, I don't know.

And you know you love a
good competition, so...

Yeah, you know, I do. I do.

Uh-huh.

What's this?

- What are you doing?
- First one there gets 10 points.

Really?

I don't see the other team.

Maybe they took a wrong turn?

Oh, no. There's Jamie. They beat us.

Okay, uh... Everybody out.

- What's the rush?
- I'm working, Mariana.

Oh, right. Well... Oh, hey!

Maybe we can keep
requesting you all night?

- That'd be fun.
- A blast.

Yeah.

Is everything okay?

Yeah. So you're hanging
out with Jamie, huh?

- Yeah, is that cool?
- Yeah.

Can you just maybe not tell
him I'm driving for Coche?

Why?

Callie, come on!

Just don't tell him, okay? Please.

Callie, come on. We're gonna
miss the next challenge.

Come on!

- You all right?
- Yeah.

How come you're not
inside scoring points?

It's hard enough scoring
points with you.

Thank you.

How was your ride?

- Delightful.
- I got you a drink.

You are delightful.

I wish we were on the same team.

But then again, you've always
played for both teams.

Oh, look! There's a worm at
the bottom of that bottle.

Remember when you ate
that worm in Mexico?

- Yeah, the ayahuasca worm?
- Okay, that's not a thing.

The tree was talking to me, in Mandarin.

You were so drunk.

We laughed our asses off.

Yeah, that was fun.

We always have fun.

Excuse me.

Hi. I'm gonna need you guys to clear it.

It's my birthday and my grandma died.

It's a whole thing.

Wow. So you stole our car
and we still beat you.

Karma's a bitch.

Okay, you know what? It
was an honest mistake.

And don't report our driver
because he's actually...

A nice guy.

A very nice guy named Carl.

Yes, Carl. The Coche driver.

Okay, guys, sit down.
Sit down, sit down.

Okay, hi. Can everyone
pay attention please?

So, is this best birthday party ever?

Yes!

I know. You're welcome.

Okay, so for the next challenge,

since it's my 25th birthday,
whoever can eat 25

of Antonio's famous butt-burner
jalapeño wings in three minutes

will receive 25 points for their team.

Yes. I love this. This
challenge was made for me.

- I love spicy food.
- Me too.

I had phall curry for breakfast.

Oh, is that right? Well, I've
got hot sauce in my bag, swag.

Okay. Well have you ever done the
dynamite challenge at Jitlada?

No.

Well, I should take you
out there sometime.

Where I take all my friends.

Here they come!

Smell the heat.

I smoked your ass, and
I still look good.

You didn't, and sweat is sexy.

Who told you that? Because
you're a little...

A point a wing?

- You're on.
- Come on.

Oh, you're doing this?

I like a challenge. Obviously.

All right then, me too.

- Thank you, Dennis.
- You're welcome, Callie.

I think I'm gonna let Jamie
take this one for the team.

I don't need the heartburn.

I think I do.

Oh, I guess we're in for a gassy night.

Yes, you are.

Gael, take my seat.

I don't think I can do this.

You know how spicy food
give me the Asian flush.

Don't worry. I got this.

- Yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.

Okay. Team Strawberry!

Okay!

- Is everyone ready?
- Yes!

All right, turn around, take your seats.

Come on. Let's do this.

- All right.
- Hey!

Three...

Two... One!

- Yes!
- Stuff your faces!

Go, go, go!

Go, rush! Rush, rush! Come on, come on!

Go, go, go! Faster!
Faster, faster, faster!

- Go, go, go!
- Ten seconds!

- Go!
- Five...

Four!

Three, two, one!

- Time!
- Put the chicken down!

- Yes!
- And the winners...

Sumi and Gael!

Amazing!

Kiwi team, baby. Come on, give me some.

Whoo!

Hey, how many points do I
get if I eat this worm?

Twenty. But you have to chew it.

All right. I'm doing it.

- No!
- Whoo.

Ugh!

Oh! Aah!

Oh, my God, I love you so much!

Aah!

Hey. How's it going?

Brandon, why don't you want Jamie
to know you're a Coche driver?

He didn't just start driving.

He has hundreds of reviews.

And he doesn't want Jamie to know.

Do you think there's trouble
between him and Eliza?

Why did you lie to us?

What's going on?

Hey. Do you mind if we
catch a ride with you?

Well, we didn't hear
the next Drivia clue.

The Reserve, Spring between 6th and 7th.

Isn't that cheating?

A blow out's no fun. The
Kiwis need to catch up.

Okay, well, you heard the woman.

Drive.

Oh, gross. Butt-burner.

Um, I'll catch up with you guys.

Okay.

Oh!

Jamie's here.

Okay, bye!

Hi!

Come this way.

How much to drive me around
the block a few times?

Need a breather.

So, you cool being in a place like this?

Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

Oh.

- One of my brothers is gay.
- Oh.

And I don't "still" accept him.

'Cause I don't expect him to
"accept" me for being hetero,

and I hate the term straight.

Just assumes everything else is bent.

Uh, have you spoken to
your sister recently?

Uh, maybe a couple weeks ago.

Yeah, she's on the road a lot.

- She's good?
- Yeah, as far as I know.

Why?

Just checking in on my in-laws.

Well, since we're checking in...

Why didn't you tell me you're
not seeing Gael anymore?

Okay! Davia birthday disciples.

Thanks, girl!

Next challenge:

Each team member will get 10 points

for kissing a total stranger.

Or someone you've never kissed before.

Does it have to be a member
of the opposite sex?

Hello! We're in a gay bar.

All right! All right, all
right, all right, all right!

It's my birthday, but it looks
like you got the present.

It's expensive too.

USC School of Music, that's impressive.

Yeah, unfortunately, a
master's in film composition

doesn't guarantee you a job.

Yeah, it's tough out there.

Not for my wife.

She got an offer from LA Phil
before she even graduated.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

She's insanely talented.

I'm really proud of her.

I'm sure she's proud of you too.

She's doesn't know I'm driving.

Why not?

She doesn't want me to work.

She just wants me to...
focus on writing music.

But... I don't know. I just wanna
make my own money, you know?

Yeah, I know.

And there's this master
class with Hans Zimmer that

I'd love to take, but
it costs $2,500 bucks

and I just, I don't feel
right asking my wife for...

Her money?

I get it.

I wish you'd reconsider.

I'm good.

Half our assets are legally yours.

I don't...

I don't want anything.

You're living in a glorified dorm

with a bunch of entitled millennials.

What happens when you run out of money?

Well, I'll just have to make some more.

Doing what, Dennis?

Playing music in dive
bars for free drinks?

I'll be fine, Jen.

Let me ask you this.

If you were bringing in all the bacon,

and your wife wanted to take a class,

would you think she'd
need to ask permission?

- Well, no. We'd discuss it.
- As equals.

As, "what's mine is yours
and yours is mine."

That would be if you're
the one providing.

You know what that makes you?

An ass.

- Uh-oh!
- No.

- I'm coming.
- No!

No! No. Don't even think about it.

Geez! Now I need something
to clear my palette please.

Oh, thanks a lot!

Oh.

- Um...
- There. All clear.

I was thinking more like
a beer or something.

Okay. I'll go get you one.

Get over here.

What the hell are you doing?

What am I doing? She's
the one that's like...

Stringing you along
like she always does.

What isn't it happening
with Joey? You're into her.

I don't know, okay?

I'm scared that she'll find out

I'm not out to my parents, and
she won't be into me anymore.

You don't know that.

You have to let her in and then
let her choose for herself.

I'm... I just don't want to
get rejected, okay? Again!

I know. But if you don't
risk getting hurt,

you're gonna be alone your whole life.

- I know. I know!
- Okay.

I'm watching you.

- Shut up!
- I didn't say anything.

Okay, so that's it?

No more takers?

You know, we've actually
never kissed before.

True.

And we do need points.

Also true.

But we don't want to
make things weird again.

Equally true.

Oh, what the hell?

Could I kiss you?

What is going on tonight?

Hey, is there any other
way to get points?

Uh...

Ooh! I'll give you 20 points if
you dance with a a go-go boy.

Do it!

Do it! We need it.

I think I can do that.

Okay.

Yes! We're winning.

Oh, oh!

- We're winning.
- We're winning.

Oh! Uh. With your shirt off.

- Seriously?
- My birthday, my rules.

Yeah!

♪ Boy just for tonight ♪

♪ Just for tonight ♪

♪ Don't think too much ♪

Whoo!

Whoo!

♪ Boy for tonight ♪

♪ Just for tonight ♪

He is hot! Who knew?

Oh, I knew.

Yes!

♪ I only wanna have a good time ♪

♪ Do you wanna be my boy for tonight? ♪

♪ Just for tonight ♪

How 'bout it?

Sure.

♪ Just for tonight ♪

♪ I only wanna have a good time ♪

♪ Let's have a good time ♪

♪ Do you wanna be my boy for tonight? ♪

♪ Just for tonight ♪

- Having fun?
- Yeah.

Best birthday ever.

- Where's Gael?
- I don't know.

I think he left.

Why?

'Cause you kissed Callie?

That was fun!

Honestly, now that I've kissed her,

I really don't know
what the fuss is about.

Don't get insecure.

He chose you.

Who'd you come up here, Callie?

You remember why you broke things off?

You kept coming up here because
I was the distraction.

Do you feel left out?

Nah, who wants to hang
out with AuggieDaBomb?

Who?

Only one of the top-ranked
gamers in the world.

You know what?

We need to win this.

Yes, well, according to my calculations,

the Kiwis and Strawberries
are currently tied.

What are they up to?

Come on.

We need a new challenge.

Something that doesn't
involve spreading diseases.

Okay. Um... What should we do?

I don't know. Something easy.

Um...

Okay, I'll give 50 points to the
person who steals that disco ball.

- We got this.
- Totally.

Yeah!

We can't all go for the disco ball.

Exactly. I have an idea.

Who are you? Who invited you? No.

No button, no booth.

Get out! This is my house.

Go!

Hey, you surprised me up there.

Yeah, you don't know all my moves.

I look forward to seeing more.

- You do? Hm.
- Mm-hmm.

Okay, I didn't tell you
about Gael because...

it's irrelevant.

To what?

To us.

What are we?

What we need is a ladder, or...

Isaac!

Excuse me, hi.

I thought I should let you know

that those girls over there by the bar,

I overheard them saying that they're
trying to steal the disco ball.

And you know what they say?

See something, say something.

Okay, now what?

Okay, uh... Can you get
me on your shoulders?

- Uh... I've been to Coachella.
- Great!

Wait, really?

Yeah.

It's a simple question.

Simple questions are always the hardest.

Look, if you want my legal advice,

and a confidant, let's be friends.

Okay? 'Cause friends
with sometimes benefits

on your terms, when you want...

it's not working for me.

I don't know who told you we
were after your disco ball.

I mean, that'd be like
stealing Christmas.

You know? Which we'd never do.

- I love Christmas.
- Yeah, even more than Chinese New Year.

I love Chinese New Year.

No speak-y English.

First time in America.

- Coachella! Coachella!
- No, no, no.

- Other leg. Let's try the other leg.
- Okay.

- Whoa.
- Okay, okay...

- Okay, okay.
- On my shoulders, sorry.

- I just... Okay.
- Go to the right, go to the right.

- Wait, wait.
- Get the ball...

- It's over there!
- Sorry, I just... I just...

Very impressive, sir.

_

Hello?

How long were you married?

Almost 10 years.

Look, I don't know how to make
a marriage work, obviously.

But I do know how to screw one up.

The keeping secrets...

Not talking...

Retreating into your own corners

when things get rough...

Letting all those little
resentments build up.

It's all...

I better get in there before
Davia comes looking for me.

Good talking to you.

Yeah, you too, man.

How could you do that?

I needed a re-birthday break.

How could you not tell
me Jeff was in town?

What did you say?

No, what did you say
to make him go away?

Not much.

How could you let me suffer all day?

And make me think he
didn't care about me?

How could you do that?

- How could you ruin my birthday?
- Okay, okay.

Party's over!

Oh, shit, they actually did it.

Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?

- I... I...
- Seat belts, everyone!

I can only have four passengers.

Stop being such a rule follower, go!

You wanna know what I
told him after I hit him?

You hit him?

I told him that you're
trying to move on.

I told him you're trying to learn
to love yourself, respect yourself.

Believe that you're worthy of
love, fully and exclusively.

Davia, because you are.

God!

I told him if he can't be that person

if he can't give you
everything that you need,

then he should leave.

Which he did.

And what do you know about
love and self-respect?

You hate yourself, Dennis.

How about I start treating
myself with respect when you do?

So, I want you to have this.

Why?

For being my plus one tonight.

Well, it was mandatory, right?

And if they file a police report,
you have the stolen property.

Oh.

Also for sticking up for
me with Alex and Sam.

And losing them as friends.

I'd rather be your friend.

I had fun tonight.

Me too.

More fun than I'm sure they had.

Should we give them
something to talk about?

Yeah.

Personally, I like Maraj
for our shipper name.

Maraj it is.

Mmm.

Who invented ice cream?

King Tang of Shang.

It's true.

The first ice cream was eaten in China.

Well, of course. All good
things are made in China.

Tonight reminded me of how
much fun we used to have.

Yeah.

Um... Well, good night.

Why don't you just tell
Eliza you want to work?

Driving for Coche?

Callie, she's gonna
think I don't trust her

or that I'm not fully committed

if I don't feel like
what's hers is ours.

Well, she has a point.

Brandon, I know that...

you have a hard time not
being the caretaker,

but I'm sure you take care of her

in ways far more important
than making money.

Yeah.

Jamie tells me she's on
the road quite a bit?

Yeah, I mainly drive when
she's working or gone.

So you're alone a lot?

Yeah, I like to drive. You know,
it's nice to have people to talk to.

So tell her that.

Tell her you want to drive
because you get lonely.

And you have me and Mariana.

Yeah, but you guys are
busy with your careers.

And I don't want to bug you.

Brandon, we are family.

It's no bug at all.

And you're welcome to hang out here.

There is always someone to
talk to and plenty of drama.

As you saw tonight.

Any of that drama involve
that Latin demigod,

in the backseat?

- What was his name?
- Gael.

Maybe a little.

Must be tough, living in
the same place together.

I mean, it's not like we can just
avoid running into each other.

But... this talk is about you and Eliza.

- Talk to her.
- I will.

Speaking of, I better get going.

- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, hey.

Hey.

I know my way out. I'm gonna
say good night to Mariana.

- See ya.
- See ya.

I'm sorry.

I never meant to make you feel used.

You weren't just a distraction.

And it wasn't just about the sex.

Which probably scared me.

And I'm sorry I made it all about me.

Which is something I
guess I have to work on.

Yeah, well, we can't all be perfect.

We never really got to know each other.

Sex can be the easy part.

Maybe we could get to know
each other as friends.

Yeah, I'd like that.

Night.

Good job on those wings.

I overheard you and Callie
arguing the other night.

I know she broke up with you.

So what I need to know
is, if she hadn't...

would you have chosen me?

All right, even though I won,

you get to ask me three
personal questions.

- Hm?
- Mm-hm.

Okay.

You close with your brother?

Mmm, no.

I wanna be, but he doesn't.

What about your mother?

She is an alcoholic.

And... a drug addict.

Former drug addict.

I don't know.

Father?

I don't know where he is.

- But you...
- And that's... That's three.

One more?

Last one for the night.

Okay.

Can I kiss you?

Mmm...

Okay.

Look, I don't wanna play
the "what-if" game.

I did choose you, Brian.

And I don't regret it.

Look, if you...

can't trust that, then...

this won't work.

Okay.

Hey! Joey, it's Alice.

Leaving a message.

Obviously, so...

If you have finished your
recording, please...

Sorry, your voice mail cut me off.

The reason why I couldn't do
your friends comedy show...

If you have finished your
recording, please hang up or...

Me again. I'm not sure how
much of that you got,

but it's not because I'm
not over Sumi, okay?

I'm 100% totally over her.

But I'm not over wanting
that second date with you.

If you have finished your recording...

- Please hang up or press one.
- Dammit.

Maybe I should just text this,

but the reason why I couldn't
do your friend's show

is because I'm not out to my parents

and I hope that's not a deal breaker.

If you have finished your recording,

please hang up or press
one for more options.

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I missed you so much.

Oh, babe, it's after midnight.

Your birthday is over.

How's 25 so far?

Seems like 24.

I can't do this anymore.

I can't be in a relationship that's
going nowhere year after year.

You need to go.

What if I told you I'm leaving my wife?