Good Times (1974–1979): Season 6, Episode 22 - The End of the Rainbow - full transcript

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♪ Not gettin' hassled
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♪ Keepin' your
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♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪

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You know, Michael,
I still can't believe it.

Tomorrow... that Keith and
Thelma will be celebrating...

their first wedding anniversary.

Yeah, Ma, and it seems like they've
been only been married for a year.

I see you're in
your funny phase.

Ma, I'm just
jivin'. I'm just jivin'.

- Hi, y'all.
- Hi, Willona.

I got some stuff for the
party tomorrow night.

Oh, girl, you didn't
have to bring all this.

Flo, I told you I'd help out. Most of
the stuff was in my freezer anyway.

Here's some Swedish meatballs
from the year 1971... New Year's.

And these are some shrimp from the
party I had when Ali beat Frazier, 1975.



Willona, did you have
any Pepto-Bismol, 1979?

This stuff is older than
the children's marriage.

Honey, these containers keep
everything fresh. Don't you worry about it.

- Got something else,
real special for you too.
- Hey, Willona. What's that?

Imported Russian caviar... $37.

Thirty-seven dollars! Mm-hmm.

The sturgeon who put the eggs
up for adoption would not take less!

You have gone wild, Willona!

Oh, Flo, "delirious"
is the word.

I got a big promotion today. You are now
talking to the head buyer of the boutique.

Hah! Oh, Willona!

That's great, Willona. That's
great. Oh, my goodness.

I got more good news. Guess
what. What? What? What?

I got an apartment
on Baker Street.

Hey, Willona.

Hey, that's on the
north side. Uh-huh.

- You're moving?
- Yeah, for Penny's sake.

This is a good opportunity, Flo...
better schools, better living conditions.

Oh, look. You don't
need to apologize.

You're doing the right thing.

Besides, I have other friends.

And I'll make new friends.

We'll hardly miss each other.

Not at all.

Yes we will.

Ladies, ladies, here's
your weeping towels.

All these years we been together. I
don't know what I'm gonna do without you.

Flo, we been through so much
together, you know? I mean...

Don't talk about it. Look at
us, actin' like a bunch of kids.

What are we cryin' for?

I don't know.

I don't know about you,

but I'm cryin' because
I'm being stuck here.

Oh.

Oh, I'm only kidding.

That's really great news,
and I'm happy for you.

Oh, thank you, baby. But
first we gotta celebrate.

The anniversary party is
gonna be really special.

Yeah. Well, I wish I could be
sure of that. You know they've...

both been acting
so strange lately.

Oh? Thelma's so edgy.

And then Keith...
He's so preoccupied.

Yeah. J.J.'s been
acting weird too.

Mm-hmm. J.J.? How can you tell?

Tell you. This outfit wasn't
easy to arrange, 'cause, see,

I couldn't find a telephone
booth in which to change.

Here's Dummy-Man.

Willona, that's Dyno-Man.

Okay, so who's Dyno-Man? Didn't the
comic book company reject that character?

Willona, Dyno-Man's
able to leap tall piles...

of rejection slips
in a single bound.

You know, there are other
comic book companies.

Son, do you have
to wear this outfit?

Ma, it helps me paint.

See, all I need is one more
character for my Dyno-Man family,

and when I get it, it's
gonna be somethin' else.

I can sell this thing. I
can feel it in my bones.

Of course you could feel it in your bones.
There ain't no flesh to get in the way.

Do you see what I
mean by "acting strange?"

That's perfectly
normal... If you're voting.

Well, if it isn't the lovebirds.

Whoo! Looks like this
lovebird's about to lay an egg.

You know, a man's
gotta exercise.

Now, J.J., what is this
sheet doing off of our bed?

Cooling off,
Thelma. Cooling off.

This is part of your
anniversary present.

I'm using this sheet
to keep it a surprise.

What are you gonna do for our
next anniversary, take the mattress?

And look at this outfit.

Now I know you have flipped now.

I've flipped? Mm-hmm.

Hey, come on, Thelma. You made
a sponge cake the other night...

and used a real sponge.

And you ate all of it.

Yeah, but it was the best
thing you ever cooked.

Watch it, beanpole.

Oh, yeah? Hey, look here, Keith.

You know, you can't walk
10 feet lately without going...

It's called exercising, J.J... something
you don't know anything about.

You know, you're the only guy I know
who gets a hernia pouring cornflakes?

You got some nerve. I got muscles
right here. Muscles in your lip.

All right, all right. Stop
it. Stop it, all of you.

Listen, this is supposed
to be a celebration.

Y'all have managed to
turn it into a battlefield.

Now, all of you've
been acting strange.

Who, me? I'm cool.

I'm the same solid
rock I've always been.

Get out of the way!

Get off that phone!
Get outta there!

Oh, yes, there they go... Mrs.
Calm, Mr. Cool and Mr. Collected.

Give me the phone. Give
me the phone! Gotta be for me!

Yes?

- This is the Evans household.
- They wanna talk to me, Ma.

Michael. It's for
you, dear. Michael?

Hello? Oh, hi, Cindy.
How ya doin', baby?

Say what? Oh, no,
baby. I can't take you...

to the dance tomorrow night.

Well, because it's my
sister's wedding anniversary.

Come on, baby. Now, don't beg.

Don't beg. Don't beg.

What? Yeah,
it's cool. It's cool.

But you know, I'll talk
to you later, mama.

Yeah. Ciao.

Why do I feel like I'm
in The Twilight Zone?

Happy anniversary, you guys. Aw.

Thank you, Bookman.

Your first anniversary.

And everybody said
you wouldn't make it.

Booger, you've got about
as much diplomacy as...

a rhino who can't
find his water hole.

Hey, I went a way out
for that. I could eat for

a whole week for
what I spent for that gift.

Oh, you must have got
us diamonds, Bookman.

Well, thank you, Bookman.
We'll open it tomorrow, okay?

Hey, Bookman.
What time is it? 2:30.

I gotta get outta here. I got an
appointment downtown at 3:00.

- Let me tracks here.
- Hey, hey! Dyno-Man!

Sweetheart, haven't
you forgotten something?

Huh? Uh-huh.

Oh, my cape! I can't
fly without my cape.

I gotta get outta here.

J.J., will you look at
what you're wearing?

You can't get
on a bus like that.

Go and change. Go change.

I don't have time, Ma.
I gotta get outta here.

Bookman, can you drive me
downtown? Are you kidding?

I wouldn't be seen in public with
you like that. What'll people think?

They'll think we're
Fatman and Robin.

By the way, J.J.,
where we goin'?

I can't tell ya where we're goin',
Bookman, but I can tell you one thing.

Huh? If this thing works out
the way I plan on it workin' out...

♪ This could be the
start of something big ♪

Pow! Pow! Pow!

Boy, I sure am looking
forward to that anniversary party.

If it's as half as nice as
the wedding, it'll be terrific.

That's one wedding
I'll never forget. Yeah.

Boy, I walked in, and I saw
a vision of loveliness in white.

- Oh, Bookman.
- Sweet. Delicate.

- Thank you, Bookman.
- It's the best sour-cream dip
I ever had.

It was a fantastic wedding. I
know that. Wasn't it beautiful?

Oh, yes. Everybody looked
so nice all dressed up like that.

Hey, yeah, look at
Bookman in that tuxedo.

What? Is that him? I thought
it was a pregnant penguin.

And there's J.J. adjusting
one of the bridesmaid's garters.

Yeah, and look at her
boyfriend readjusting J.J.'s face.

Hey, wait a minute. I
don't remember that picture.

That's Keith laying
flat on the ground.

Turn the page.

No. Wait a minute. Wait
a minute. I remember.

That's the shot that J.J.
took and tripped you...

when you came down the
aisle and busted your knee.

Thank you, Bookman.
Don't mention it.

It sure was a rough way
to start out a marriage.

There you were... No
pro football contract,

no decent job.

But did you complain? No. You
dealt with it in your own quiet way.

You hit the bottle.

Bookman!

Yes, we had our problems,
but we worked them out together.

Now there's no need to look back.
We'll just look forward to the future.

It'll probably get worse.

Well, now we're
on the brink of...

What happened here?

Goodness gracious, I've seen
happier faces in a lobster tank.

I don't know. I was
trying to cheer 'em up.

Well, Bookman, let's get our
rear in gear and get on outta here.

Come on now. Let's move on.

Mm-hmm.

Thelma, I gotta go jogging.

Uh, you don't wanna come,
do you? Uh, I'll see you later.

Oh, I know why Keith didn't want me
to come. He's gonna get me a present.

Oh. And what are
you gonna get him?

Well, Ma, I can't
tell you just yet.

But when I do, it's
gonna blow your mind.

All right, Thelma. Come
on. What is it? Thelma!

Tomorrow, Ma. Tomorrow.

What could it be?

Fine anniversary party this is.

Keith and Thelma
are not even here.

Well, Mama, we
can't have everything.

Oh, honey, where have you been?

Out. Of course.

That's why you weren't in.

J.J., come out here and
give me a hand please.

Coming!

Open that bottle of
champagne for me.

Sure, Ma.

Mmm.

Fine "boo-ket."

Yeah, look at this.

"Aged on the back of a truck."

Ah, let me give
this a shot here.

You need some
help there, Bro, man?

No.

J.J., I think we can get the cork
off together, Bro. Come on now.

Wait. Let me... It's
starting to move, Michael.

Yeah, Brother. That's my thumb!

Michael, it's no use. This
thing ain't gonna open ever.

- I wonder what's keeping Keith?
- Oh, now, don't worry. He'll be here.

I loosened it for
her. Yeah. Okay.

Hi. We're back.

Cake's here, Aunt
Florida. Oh, Penny.

You're a sweetheart. Thank you.

Here, baby. Put
this over there. Okay.

We would have been back a long time
ago, but you know Booger around food.

Mm-hmm. We were about to
leave the bakery, and he went...

in the back, asking the man,
could he lick the brownie pans.

- Well, where is he now?
- Hey, Ms. Woods.

How dare you close the elevator door
on me. I drove you down to the bakery.

Booger, I had to do it. That was the
only way to keep the cake in one piece.

I only wanted to peek at
it. Peek at it? Peek at it?

You was clawing at
the cardboard box.

And there was icing under your
fingernails by the time I stopped you.

Oh, look at th... Isn't it
beautiful? Look, everybody.

Ooh! Look at that. Watch Boog...

Bookman! Get outta the way!

- Hi, everybody!
- Oh, Keith, you're home.

Of course I'm home. I'm not gonna
miss my own anniversary, am I?

Happy anniversary, baby.

This kiss could last
till the next anniversary.

Hot stuff.

Come on and give me a hand.

And miss all the action? No way!

You better come on, José.

Have I got a gift for you. Uh-uh! I've
got the gift for you, and I gotta go first.

Let me go first.
I gotta go first!

Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. I'll go first.

See, since this is your
first wedding anniversary,

which is your paper
wedding anniversary...

Mm-hmm? I will give you
something commensurate...

with the occasion.

And here it is.

A newspaper? Just what we
needed if we were training a puppy.

- If you wanted to buy
them a gift, I could've...
- No, no. Take it easy.

Take it easy. Turn
to the travel section.

Why is this ad circled?

"A trip to the Bahamas."

That's right. That's
my gift to you.

A trip to the Bahamas
from the millionaire.

Hey, he's not kidding.
First-class tickets to the Bahamas.

I don't believe...
Thanks a lot, J.J.

Think nothing of it.

Oh, J.J., I don't
know what to say.

Oh, J.J., that's so generous.

But, honey, where
did you get the money?

Well, folks, that
is the real surprise.

Ladies and gentleman,
friends and family,

peoples and "peep-ettes,"

I'm glad y'all gathered
here for this news,

'cause I want y'all to know
that now you are looking at...

a famous working
cartoon artiste. All right.

That's right!

I signed the deal today.
Got a big cash advance.

J.J., are you sure
this time? Positive.

- You... You sold Dyno-Man?
- Not exactly, Willona.

From this fertile imagination,

springs forth
another character...

One more dynamic and
flamboyant than Dyno-Man.

'Cause if you dug Dyno-Man,

you can definitely
dig... Dyno-Woman!

Oh, my goodness.

That's Thelma.

Um... Ah! Did you see it?

J.J., after all these years
you have been calling me ugly,

and you did not even tell me...

you were gonna put my face
on your cartoon-strip character.

Now, I think that's pretty...

Pretty fantastic.

J.J., I love you.

I love you too, catfish face.

Oh, J.J.!

J.J., we always knew
you'd make it. Yeah.

And I knew him when
he was a nobody.

Well, Ma, now I'm moving
up, and I'm moving out.

I'm getting my own pad.

- But, J.J., why?
- Well, there's three
good reasons, Ma...

Joanne, Judy and "Boom Boom."

Okay, J.J. Now for
my anniversary gift.

Thelma, Mama...

Now, you've all been probably wondering
what I've been doing with my spare time?

Why I've been acting so strange?

- No.
- Not at all.

Actually, I was in training.

You joined the army?

No, Penny. In training
with the Chicago Bears.

But, Keith, what about your leg?

I know they said my knee
was gone, that I was through.

But, babe, I couldn't give up on
you. I exercised. I never gave up.

Well, maybe they say miracles
can never happen, but it did.

The team doctor checked it
out, and my leg has healed fine.

Oh, Keith!

Keith, brother-in-law, this
means you can play football again?

Maybe better than
ever, Michael. All right.

I signed on as a free agent...
60,000 for the first year,

with an option for
three more years.

Do you all know what this means?

That means we can all have free
season tickets to Chicago Bears games!

I can see it now. Three, 39.

Three, 39. Hut! Hut, hut!

Not "hut, hut." How
about, uh, "house, house"?

We're getting out of the ghetto.

You know that duplex on the north
side you and I dreamed of having?

Yeah. I just leased
the top apartment.

Oh, Keith, Thelma,
I'm so happy for you.

When do we move in?
And what time do we eat?

Hey, let me congratulate
you two. Good luck.

Thank you, Willona. I'm
so happy for you guys.

Baby, you haven't said
anything. Why, Keith...

Thelma! Watch her!

Keith, get her to the couch.

Are you all right?
Yeah, I'm okay.

I'm fine. I just
got a little dizzy.

Here lay down, lay down. I feel
kind of embarrassed, ya know?

Lay down, babe.

I can understand. Some people
just react that way to big news.

And that was big news, Keith.

It's the biggest news I've
heard since Sani-Flush.

Thelma, it's a great place and all, but
I didn't think it would hit you that hard,

even though I knew
you wanted it that bad.

Well, I just hope it has an
extra bedroom for the baby.

Are you kidding? It's got three
bedrooms. It's got a sundeck, a porch...

A... A baby?

A baby! Oh, Keith!

A baby!

A baby?

Yes, Keith. That was my gift to
you. You're gonna be a daddy.

Oh, my baby girl.

I'm so happy. Oh, Ma.

I'm going to be a godmother.

And I'm gonna be a babysitter.

Hey, man, this mean
we gonna be uncles!

Yeah, if it's a girl,
we can be aunts!

I'm gonna be a grandmama!

And I'm gonna be a grandbooger!

I'm gonna have a baby!
Whoo! I-I'm gonna have a baby.

I'm gonna have a baby.

Look here, Keith. You may
be a big-time running back,

but I think you should let
Thelma make this carry.

Thelma, babe, this
is the best news yet.

You comfortable, huh?
You want a pillow, huh?

- You hungry? Want something to eat?
- I do!

Thelma, why didn't you tell me?

Well, I thought I was
pregnant about four days ago,

but the doctor called and confirmed
it just in time for our anniversary.

Ahh, so that's why you
were acting so strange.

Well, I'm gonna get to
see you as often as I can.

Well, you won't have far to
travel. You'll be living with us.

Oh, no. No, Keith. Mm-hmm.

No, no, no. I... I couldn't.
Ma, you have to. You have to.

Because this is my first
baby. I don't know what to do.

You take it easy. You just
do what comes naturally.

Yeah, Ma, but I'll feel so much
better if you're there with me.

To tell you the truth,
baby, so would I.

So would I.

Thank you, Ma. Oh.

Michael, come live with
us. What do you think?

Thanks. But I'm getting
tired of sleeping on couches.

I'm gonna stay at one of the
dormitories at school. Mm-hmm.

But I'll come by to visit. By the way,
where is this place? Baker Street.

Baker Street? That's
where I'm movin'.

What address?

- 743.
- 743?

I just took an apartment there this morning
on the first floor. Well, we're upstairs.

♪ Watchin' the asphalt grow ♪

♪ Thinkin' how it all
looks hand-me-down ♪

♪ Good times Good times ♪

♪ Keepin' your
head above water ♪

♪ Makin' a wave when you can ♪

♪ Temporary layoffs ♪
♪ Good times ♪

♪ Easy credit rip-offs ♪
♪ Good times ♪

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♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪

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