Good Girls (2018–…): Season 4, Episode 5 - The Banker - full transcript

‐ Previously
on "Good Girls"...

You didn't want
your cool, fancy new friends

to know about
your broke‐ass mom, right?

‐ You called them douchebags
and date rapers.

You make fun of everyone,

but no one's life is
a bigger joke than yours.

‐ Where are you going?
‐ Dad's.

‐ Something's
not adding up here.

A few weeks ago, that thing
with the bank truck

burning up?
Crazy how much it cost me.

‐ So you steal from me?
‐ It wasn't really from you.



‐ It's still my ass
on the line.

I got a family, man.

‐ Should have thought
about that

before you messed with mine.

‐ What if they don't
give me the money?

‐ Don't come out till they do.

‐ Big Kahuna.
They want to meet with us.

‐ Kahuna Spas would love
to be part of the ride.

‐ I got the account.
‐ That's great!

‐ I also had
to give them the books.

‐ Dean Boland,
you are under arrest.

‐ Your husband
pled guilty today.

He's protecting her.

‐ Tell me one thing.
Was he part of it?



‐ There's got to be a way
to get him out.

‐ He's the perfect fall guy.

‐ Is Dean okay?
‐ That depends on you.

‐ He'll kill me.
‐ We'll protect you.

‐ What could I even get on him?
‐ Looks like plenty.

‐ Looks legit.
Who made it?

‐ We both know how hard it is
to find a good artist,

so I'm not gonna tell you.
‐ Fair enough.

‐ So you approve?
‐ Yeah.

♪ ♪

‐ ♪ Louie, Louie ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Me voy, me voy ♪

♪ Ay‐yi‐yi, yi‐yi‐yi ♪

♪ Louie Louie ♪

♪ Ooh, me voy ♪

‐ All you have to do
is make the exchange.

‐ Unique New York,
unique New York...

‐ And what if
he figures it out?

‐ We'll protect you.

‐ Red leather, yellow leather.
Red leather, yellow leather.

‐ His gun's the size of my arm.

‐ We're Secret Service.

‐ So?

‐ Ever seen
"In the Line of Fire"?

‐ You'll take a bullet for me?

‐ He will.

‐ Betty Botter bought a bit
of bitter butter,

but the bit of butter was
too bitter for the batter.

♪ ♪

‐ ♪ Ay que me va hacer ♪

♪ En caso me hacer despacio ♪

‐ And what if he goes crazy or
something, like kidnaps me?

‐ Already tagged his car.

You just do what
you've always done.

‐ It's not gonna do that,
is it?

‐
Let's hope not.

‐ ♪ Me voy, me voy ♪

‐ He knows.
‐ He doesn't.

‐ Yeah, he does!

‐ He might.

‐
Seriously?

‐ Tracker just went dead.

‐ I want a cop
outside my house.

‐ That'll just draw attention.

‐ So will my dead body
in the Detroit River.

‐ Let's not
lose our heads here.

‐ I at least want
my husband out.

‐ Not till we know
where the money goes.

‐ I did everything you said!

‐ Except the only part
that matters.

‐ That's not on me!
‐ It kind of is.

‐ Trackers sometimes glitch.

‐ Wait, what is
"a pet emergency"?

Because this is
an actual emergency.

‐ Nanny flaked.

‐ Where's Dad?
‐ Chicago.

Some zit cream convention.

‐ Yes!
Samples.

Why do none of
these freaking things work?

‐

‐ Well, how does tomorrow help
me when the meeting is today?

Okay, okay, okay.

Why don't you just let me know
about Gizmo's MRI?

Okay?
Bye.

‐ Why don't you just get
somebody to cover for you?

‐ Because it's not like
your mini‐mart.

I own the company.

‐ So reschedule the meeting.

‐ It's a whole thing
with the bank.

‐ I could take him.

‐ Really?

‐ You have school.

‐ Well, can't he skip?

‐ It's one day.

‐ You always did, right?

‐ Not happening, my friend.

‐ Mom, what is she
supposed to do?

‐ Uh, I don't know.
Find literally anyone else.

‐ There's no one else.
‐

What about the retired guy
who sleeps on his front porch?

‐ He's not allowed around kids.

‐ Your pool guy's like family.

‐ Smokes weed all day
in his truck.

‐ Come on.
Alex'll bring me my homework.

‐ I'll do it.

‐ But Alex will be at school.

‐ No, no, I...

I mean I will watch Dakota.

‐

‐ Sorry.

Why can't I do it?

‐ You can't even take care
of the turtle.

‐ How was I supposed to know
that that green stuff was mold?

‐ You can't even
change a light bulb.

‐ Those are all duds.

Obviously, I...

tried that.
Look, I raised you.

‐ Barely.

‐ Excusez‐moi?

‐ Auntie Beth took me
every day.

‐ Yeah, because
I was finishing 11th grade.

‐ You know, it's fine.
I'm just gonna figure it out.

‐ Drop the kid.

‐ It's very sweet of you
to offer‐‐

‐ Do you remember when
they found that toddler

wandering alone in the woods?

He made it for three days
on his own.

I'm only one day.

‐ If anything happens‐‐

‐ Nothing's gonna happen.

‐ Something's gonna happen.

‐ Come on.

‐ Okay.
All right.

The wipes are
under the diapers.

‐ Check.
‐ The butt rash stuff

is in the side pocket.
‐ Check.

‐ The binky is in a Ziploc
with the snacks.

‐ Checkity‐check‐check.

‐ And Mommy will always,
always love you.

So, so much.

‐ I think that's enough.
Go, go.

Go.
‐

‐ Go!
‐ Okay.

‐

‐ Guess I got school.

‐

‐ Hey, baby.

‐ I forgot the sauce.

‐ What are you talking about?

‐ The chimichurri
for your lunch.

‐ Ooh.
Doesn't need it.

‐ Meatloaf, and no chimichurri?
‐

Don't worry about it.
‐ I'll just drop it off.

‐ Nah.
‐ I'm in the neighborhood.

‐ No, no, no, no, no.
It's crazy here.

You know how it is
on Wing Wednesday.

‐ I'm not getting
on the pole, Stan.

I'll just put it in the fridge.

‐ I already ate it.
‐ You did?

‐ Well, I'm eating now.

‐ Not too dry?
‐ Mm‐mm.

Mmm, it's just as good
sans sauce.

Mmm.
Yep.

‐ I find that hard to believe.

‐ You want me to lie to you?

‐ Just want to make sure
you're taken care of.

‐ Always, baby.

‐ Cool.

‐ Cool.
Later, Hill.

‐
Later, Hill.

♪ ♪

‐ Psst.

I'll take that sauce,
if you offering.

‐ Dean hides junk food.

Where were you last night?

What are you doing?

‐ You better watch your back.

‐ Maybe he doesn't know.

‐ At a minimum,

he suspects.

I read about this lady

who turned on her drug dealer
in Florida.

‐ Stop reading those.
‐ Wired up.

Surveillance helicopter
tracked her.

The whole shebang.

‐ That doesn't mean
it's gonna be us.

‐ They found her stuffed
in a suitcase.

‐ I can't.

‐ She was shot

with the gun that
the cops sent her to buy.

‐ I cannot.

‐ At the airport.

‐ How is this helping?

‐ She was his carry‐on.

‐
‐ It's like...

I give him the baba, 'cause
he acts like he wants it,

but then he doesn't want it.

And then, when I take it away,
he wants it again.

Like, what?

‐ Why'd you bring him here?
‐

I've tried everything.

‐ Excuse me?

‐ I mean,
there's heavy machinery.

‐ I mean, I've gone all Harvey
Karp on his ass at this point.

I mean, with the shushing and
the swaddling and the shaking.

‐ Shaking's not one of 'em.

‐ This is exactly
why I need you.

Oh‐‐oh, now you want it.

‐ We have bigger problems here.

‐ Will you just give it to him,
please?

‐ No way, this is a sick,
twisted little game

he's playing,
and I'm not gonna give in.

‐ Give me that.
‐ What?

‐ What's up your butt?

‐ I'll tell you what isn't.

‐ Oh...huh.

‐ What?

‐ I don't know.
It's just not what I imagined.

‐ What did you imagine?

‐ I don't know.
Something sleeker.

This is kind of giving me,
like, '90s pager vibes.

‐ She's not wrong.

‐ I mean, not something
to track a car.

‐
‐ God.

‐ Kid's hungry.

You got a bottle?

‐
I...

It's...

‐ Seconds count.

Shh.
Got a lovey?

‐ What is‐‐what's a‐‐

oh, that.

‐ Shh.

You're not gonna need those.

‐ He doesn't want the drop?

‐ It's not drop day.

‐ What day is it?

‐ Hey, just go get in the car.

‐ Um, she‐‐she can't.

‐ I can't.

‐ And why is that?

‐ The baby.

‐ What about it?

‐ I can't be left alone
with him.

‐ And what about you?
‐ My kids are grown.

‐ Then this won't be fun.

‐ "Seafare Pool and Patio."

Hmm.
That sounds nice.

‐ Back on the horse.

‐ Do what you love, you
don't work a day in your life.

‐ Too bad my boss
is such a D‐I‐C‐K.

‐ You can swear in here.

‐
She's the worst.

‐ She can't be worse
than Gayle.

Are you kidding me?

‐ Who else would hire me?

‐

Bet she loves that I'm in here.

‐ Well, made any friends?

‐ It's not a frat.

‐ At least you get to work out.
‐ Mm‐mm.

You have to be in the Blood
Lords to use the equipment.

‐ Well, what about classes,
you know, like art?

You know, pass the time?

‐ We can't use paintbrushes
anymore.

‐ Why?
‐ This lifer.

He plucked the guard's eyeball
out with one.

‐ Ooh...that's raw, dawg.

‐ I gotta get out of here, man.

‐ Well, how's Beth doing
with the bail?

‐
I think she wants me in here.

King me.

‐ Why would she want that?

‐ So she can hump the tats
off her boyfriend.

‐ Hmm.

I'm gonna get you out.

‐ How are you gonna score
100 grand?

‐ Let me worry about that.

‐ You live in a basement.
‐ You're my best friend.

‐ With a roommate.

‐ Your move.

‐ Are you letting me win?

‐ Don't get too comfy in here.

‐ Oh, no, no.
No, I'm good, man.

‐ Come on.
Join me.

‐ Ah, you know,
it's the middle of the day.

‐ That's why
I don't wear a watch.

Come on.

‐ Yeah.

‐ You're a good guy, Stan.

‐ Yeah.
Thanks.

‐ You're funny.

You know how to talk to people.

Not too bad on the eyes,
either.

‐ What's that?
‐ You work out?

‐ Uh, yeah.

You know, I hit the gym
when I can.

‐ Bet those girls at the club

can't keep their hands off you,
huh?

Stanimal!
Huh?

‐ Hey, man, there's no touching
in the champagne room.

‐ Don't gotta worry about me.

‐ Who I gotta worry about?
Jane?

‐ Someone I want to be
in business with.

‐ Why me?

‐ I can't seem to close her.

‐ I have a wife.
‐ Oh.

Oh, the bitch
who stole my money.

‐ Come on now.

‐ I'd be happy
to put her to work,

if you're not up to it.

She's in room 216.

‐ What's the deal?

‐

‐ It's easier
if you put it on the side.

‐ What, are you on crack?

‐ She is not.

‐ The middle's the safest spot
in the vehicle.

‐ Whatever works.

‐ Let's roll.

‐ Y'all realize we're using
a baby as a human shield.

‐

‐ You're gonna need this...

and this.

‐ Why can't he do it?

‐ Boss is laying low.

‐ And why can't you do it?

‐ You're the banker.

‐ Maybe it'll be okay.

‐ How so?

‐ You can't kill the banker.

‐ Unless...

whoever's waiting behind that
door is gonna take you out.

‐ Not every thought
in that head has to come out.

‐ Oh, plus
he took the tracker,

so they have no idea
where we are.

‐ There's another one.

♪ ♪

‐

‐ Hello?

♪ ♪

Hello?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

‐ Is anybody here?

♪ ♪

‐ Nobody move!

Give me the '52 Mantle rookie.

♪ ♪

‐ Can I help you?

‐ Uh...

I'm the banker?

‐ Is she alive?
‐ No.

‐ What?
‐ No, it's Nancy.

She wants proof of life.

Oi...okay.

‐ Could have used one of those
from Stan.

‐ Why?
Where's he at?

‐ Not anywhere he says he is.

‐ I thought he, like,
lived at work.

‐ That's what he says.

‐ Where's the man work?

‐ Um, Sweet P.'s.

‐
The place with the shaved ham?

‐ Oh, whoa!
We prefer "gentleman's club."

‐ Why?

‐ I mean, you gonna say it
or am I?

‐ Come on.

‐ Say what?
‐ He's a bouncer.

‐ And I bet those chicks know
how to show their appreciation.

‐ Okay, you know what?
This is a family matter, so‐‐

‐ Um, you don't know
my husband.

‐ You're right.

Man's got lady gardens
in his face all day.

I bet he can't wait
to get home.

‐ No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.

‐ He is always tired.

‐ 'Cause he's always working.

‐ In lady gardens.

‐ I'm the banker.

♪ ♪

Excuse me.

‐ Yeah.
Give me a minute.

‐ I'm the banker.

‐ I'll be right back.

♪ ♪

‐ ♪ I don't wanna be here ♪

♪ I don't wanna be here,
I don't wanna be here ♪

‐ I'm the banker.

‐ ♪ Why'd you bring me here? ♪

♪ Giving me bad dreams ♪

♪ Can't scream, bad dream ♪

♪ How did I wake up
surrounded by walls? ♪

♪ How did I break
all my bones? ♪

♪ Keep banging the concrete ♪

‐ I'm the banker.

I'm the banker.

Heard of me?

Yeah.
The banker.

♪ ♪

‐ ♪ Mommy, wake up,
I can't sleep ♪

♪ I need some comfort
from my dreams ♪

♪ I swear I saw you dancing ♪

♪ With some specters ♪

‐ I'm the banker, bitch.

‐ What did you just call me?

‐ I'm sorry.

I'm the banker.

‐ The what?

‐ Who's the owner here?

‐ My mom.

‐ Is she available?

‐ She's, uh‐‐she's sick.

‐ Well, did she happen
to leave any cash around?

‐ Let me see here.

I got gold bars.
Bunch of diamonds.

Nope.

No cash.

‐ Okay.

Your mother pays my employer
monthly.

‐ For what?

‐ Well, I guess you could say

for protection.

‐ From who?

‐ From him.

‐ Get out of here.

‐ I'm sorry
if this is a hard time‐‐

‐ What do you want me to do?

‐ Maybe shoot her a quick call?

‐ Sure.

Yeah, I'll just have the nurse
hold up the phone

to her dialysis machine,
and you can shake it down.

‐ Okay. I feel terrible‐‐

‐ It'll just magically turn
into an ATM.

‐ Is there anyone else here
I could talk to?

‐ What is wrong with you?

‐ I just need my money.

‐ Or what?

‐

Text you back yet?

You know, the nipples,

the G‐strings.

It's just what he does.

It's not who he is.

Are you gonna finish that?

‐ Oh, my God.
Will you turn the heat down?

It's like Arizona in here.

‐ Little guy sleeps better
when it's warm.

‐ He hasn't woken up yet.

No!
My God.

‐ Just get it already.
‐ She's trying to FaceTime me.

‐ I'll get it.
‐ Oh, yeah, sure.

Because the complete stranger
with the‐‐

this whole message is really
gonna calm her down.

Oh, Jesus.

She finished early.

We...

‐ You got it?
‐ Yep, all there.

‐ You sure?

‐ Positive.

‐ 'Cause if not,
you'll have a situation.

‐ Do you want to count it?
‐ It won't be on me.

‐ Let me guess.

‐ He trusts you.

‐ I hate to make this
about me,

but, uh, any chance we could
get this show on the road?

‐ ♪ Do you remember
when you were quite small? ♪

♪ Your cotton pigtail
and school in the fall? ♪

♪ Autumn leaves
blanket the earth ♪

♪ A new season
was given birth ♪

♪ To feeling
that warms the soul ♪

♪ Another rescue
for the cold ♪

♪ Feel good, feel good ♪

♪ Feel fine ♪

♪ For such a lovely day ♪

♪ Feel good, feel good ♪

♪ Feel fine ♪

♪ Oh, years gone by ♪

♪ Can you remember? ♪

♪ So cold that Christmas
brings a warm December ♪

♪ Think of the many years
gone by ♪

♪ Turn the pages
and give it a try ♪

♪ Feel good, feel good ♪

♪ Feel fine ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Such a ♪

♪ Lovely day ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Fantasy ♪

♪ Is sometimes real ♪

♪ Can you understand? ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Life is hard,
and you felt what I feel ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Someone takes your hand ♪

‐ Mommy.

Can I play a game
on your phone?

‐ Yeah.

Just be careful with it.

‐ Y'all open?

‐ Told you to get out.

‐ What about with
one of these in your face?

It's just
your basic Glock, right?

Front and rear sights.
Polymer grip.

Extractor.
Slide.

Slide release.

Blah‐blah‐blah.

‐ What am I supposed to do
with it?

‐ Pick it up.

‐ No, I don't want it.
‐ Yeah.

And my daughter doesn't want
to wear a helmet

when she rides her scooter,
but you know what?

Bad things happen.

I'm sure your mom would agree.

‐ I'm gonna call the cops.

‐ Go ahead.

He'll just send someone else.

‐ It's not fair.

‐ That's what the gun's for.

‐ All right.

‐ Oh!
I almost forgot.

Better watch your back.

‐ "Sleep tight, goose.
Sleep tight, moose.

Sleep tight, bear
with the fuzzy, fuzzy hair."

‐ I meant to be here sooner.
‐ Hey.

‐ There were, like,
a million documents to sign.

‐ It's fine.
We just got out of the bath.

‐ Oh, how's my little man?

Hello.
‐ Still breathing.

‐ Hello.
‐

‐ When did you last change him?

‐ Oh, just now.

‐ Mm‐mm.

Okay, okay.

‐

‐

What is that?

‐ His ding‐a‐lingy.

‐ It's a rash.
Did you use the cream?

‐ Yeah, of course.

‐ Which one?

‐ The one that said
"diaper cream."

‐ There are two.
I told you to use the one

in the side pocket.
‐ What's the difference?

‐ One works, and one does not.

‐ Then why do you have
the other one?

‐ In case of emergency.

‐ That makes no sense.

‐ Well, now he's got a rug burn
on his crotch.

‐ Well, he didn't tell me
that he was‐‐

‐ Because he can't speak.
‐ No, I mean he didn't indicate

that he was uncomfortable.
‐ You know what?

Just get me a new diaper,
please.

Okay.
Okay.

Yes, we're gonna fix this.

‐ I'm sorry.
I‐‐

‐ No, no, you know what?
It's my fault.

‐ Why?

‐ Because I left a child

with a child.

Okay.
Almost.

Okay.

All right.
What do I owe you?

‐ Nothing.

‐ Fine.

Okay.

Okay.

‐ I, um...

Really, really, really wanted

to get this one right.

‐ Why?

‐ I don't know.
I guess just to know I could.

Sorry.

‐ Tell it to his little sack.

‐
‐ Jesus!

‐ Rough day?

‐ Uh, not what I planned.

‐ You got something
you want to tell me?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

‐ 'Cause I'd really love
to hear from you.

♪ ♪

Straight from
the banker's mouth.

♪ ♪

‐ I'm sorry.
What?

‐ Books didn't balance.

‐ Oh, um...

One of your customers needed
a little bit more persuading.

That's this month and next.

‐ Well, good.

I'm glad it didn't have
to get messy.

‐ Glad it's done.

‐ What's that?

Oh, darling, no, no.
We're just getting started.

‐ Why?

‐ 'Cause I gotta sit tight.

‐ Why me?

‐ You're my girl.

Unless...

you're not.

‐ It just, you know,

feels a little risky.

‐ How's that?

‐ Shaking down
all these people

when maybe someone
is still watching.

‐ Yeah, but all they'll see
is you.

So...

‐ Whoa.
‐ Hmm?

‐ You still going, huh?

‐ Is that a problem?

‐ Can you take Harry
to quiz bowl tomorrow?

‐ Let me check.

You like mama's new purse?

‐ Yeah.

‐ You think I'm worth it?

‐ Of course you are.

‐ Who is she?

‐ Who are you?

‐ It's so obvious.
I can't even believe it.

‐ You're going
through my car now?

What's next, my email?
‐ Oh, I already did that.

‐ Oh, so what, you think
I'm some kind of player?

‐ Exhausted all the time.
Coming home all late‐‐

‐ He had me making
a business deal.

‐ Body glitter?
‐ I mean, listen.

Don't get me wrong.
She would've‐‐

‐ Smelling like
all kinds of wrong.

‐ Excuse me.
That's part of the job.

‐ What about the lying
straight to my damn face?

‐ I am not sleeping around.

‐ Is that part of the job too?

‐ It is when
you put me in this.

‐ What does that mean?

‐ Who you think's
paying off your debt?

‐ You said insurance
covered it.

‐ It's not about money.

‐ What's it about then?

‐

You can't just take
from a guy like him.

‐ Jesus.

‐ Yeah.

‐ What's he got you into?

‐ Whatever Gene needs.

‐ For how long?

‐ How long you into it
with your guy?

Nah, keep it.

It looks real, right?

‐ Perfect.

I mean, close.
‐ Mm‐hmm.

There's 300 more
coming right behind it.

‐ Are you okay?

‐ Yeah.
Why?

‐ I just never knew
you had a floor.

‐ It's wood.

‐ Who knew?

‐ Oh, hey, by the way,
the kitch is fully stocked.

You got
your sour gummy candies,

your sweet gummy candies,
and then a bunch

of the really sour‐sweet ones.

‐ Is this 'cause
of the baby thing?

‐ What baby thing?

‐ What Nancy said about Dakota.

‐ What'd she say?

‐ That he loved you,
and you did really awesome.

‐ Cool.

‐ Mom?
‐ Yeah?

‐ Why'd you take
the turtle out?

‐ I didn't.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

‐ How'd you do it?

♪ ♪

‐ Look, I'm not
some big, dirty thug.

I can't keep doing this.

‐ You don't have much
of a choice.

‐ Well, can't we just

sit tight?

‐ Like I said,

don't have much of a choice.

‐ Why?

‐ 'Cause I also have people
that I answer to.

Oh, and, uh,

they're gonna want to meet you.

‐ He's got a boss.

♪ ♪