Good Girls (2018–…): Season 4, Episode 11 - Put It All on Two - full transcript

Previously on "Good Girls"...

You're not supposed to be here.

Yeah, neither are you.

This is the only way we're
gonna turn this around.

How does helping him help me?

Saving up to run.

I'd rather have a lawyer.

We've never made you smile
like all this just did.

Because I told you, this
is what gets us out.

No, that's what gets you off.

This whole time, I thought
he was the problem.



He's just the excuse.

Anyone who wears a cardigan

shouldn't be doing what he does.

- What are you, a priest?
- Just trying to help.

You got my wife shot.

I got you your money.

Last party, I had to
be the damn go-between

for my husband and
my best friend.

I want you out of her life.

You get us in that club, and
she'll never see me again.

- What's going on with you?
- My wife was laundering

a gang's money
through my business.

- What happened to her?
- Not a damn thing.

- You still coming to the game?
- Dude, I wouldn't miss it.



So he's back in?

- What do you want from me?
- I caved.

- That Washington?
- The Queen.

I hate Canadians.

You said all we had
to do was print it.

And then drop it.

I assumed that you
meant in our country.

Seven's a winner.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Try it this way.

Okay, ready? Ready? Ready?

Oh, my God!

Why do you keep winning?

I'm trying not to.

I swear. I swear to God.

I'm usually never,
ever, ever this lucky.

- All right.
- Whoo!

Give me those.

Bets in, ladies.

What do you think?

Hard ten.

How would we train
thousands of pigeons?

You only need one.

One pigeon's gonna carry all
that cash across the border?

Well, not all at once.

- Thank you, ladies.
- Y'all killed it tonight.

Uh, the launch sequence
was all messed up.

- What are you talking about?
- That was the best part.

And then it felt like no one got

the crawling on the ground part.

Hello?

Obviously an homage to Sandy
B at the end of "Gravity."

Ah, love you, guys.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Bye!
- Bye.

Hey, what about drones?

Like the ones they use in
Guadalajara for heroin?

Well, it's easier than
training a pigeon.

Yeah. And way less range.

Plus, you better pray
for perfect weather.

They have 'em at Hobby Lobby.

But you know, it
can fly in a storm.

Let's go tomorrow.

I'm busy.

Okay, and we can look
into your bird too.

- No, no, I... I really am busy.
- I... I have plans.

- Doing what?
- Jobbie Nooner, baby.

Aren't you a little
old for that?

Can you really put an age on
the Mardi Gras of the Midwest?

That's tomorrow?

Taking a "me" day, so sue me.

No, no, no, no, no.

You're going to
a party on a boat

that is literally on
the border of Canada?

Yeah, my buddy Tim just got
out of rehab, and we always go.

Where you don't have
to go through customs

and there's millions of boats

filled with tons of drunk people

who aren't paying attention
to what anyone else is doing?

Okay. Okay.

Yes, I see where
you're going with this.

And it could work.

What was your
friend in rehab for?

Meth.

But they let him keep
the boat license.

- When do we set sail?
- You going on a boat?

- Uh, yeah, yeah.
- For a girls' trip.

Where?

- Detroit River.
- Why?

Girl stuff.

- Pedicures.
- Waxing.

It's like a day
spa/sunset cruise.

Sounds shady.

I think it's how they dodge

all those health
department codes.

Yeah, is this one of
those "spa days" that

ends up with a bullet
in her other knee?

I'm just looking
out for my wife.

A little self-care
never hurt anybody.

I would never let anything
happen to my maid of honor.

That a promise?

Oh, we have a deal.

Mm-hmm.

Well, I think y'all look great.

Well, tell that to the
alpaca sitting on my crotch.

Well, it got him out
of here, didn't it?

- Hey.
- Hey.

What... what's all this?

I thought we can
all eat together.

- Why?
- For a change.

Ah. Well, Ben's at his dad's.

Well, then it's dinner a deux.

Okay.

It's a pretty fancy setup
for tortillas and soy sauce.

- Not what we're having.
- That's all I have.

- Lemon chicken piccata.

What? You made this?

Well, it's not Olive Garden,

but it's the best with
what I could find.

Jeez.

What the hell is
this? A white carrot?

Parsnip, and...

- Mmm.
- A few other root veggies.

- It's so good.
- Thanks, man.

- No, thank you, man.
- No, no.

Thank you for letting me crash.

No, thank you for
picking all this up.

NBD.

I mean, must have
been expensive.

Not at all.

I mean, last I checked,
food was not free.

Well, maybe you're just not
looking in the right place.

- Kevin...
- Mm.

I went a little heavy
on the rosemary.

Where did you get this food?

- Kroger.
- Oh, thank Jesus.

Yeah, they throw
out the best stuff.

Like even before it goes bad.

Eww. What is wrong with you?

It's fine.

It's trash food.

- You never would have known.
- Mm, except I do.

So if I paid, would
it taste better?

I mean, I guess not.

- Then what's the difference?
- The amount of E. Coli.

- I washed it.
- Where, in the toilet?

I thought you were
cooler than this.

Why, because I'm not down
with gourmet dumpster diving?

No, because you think money
makes everything better.

- Doesn't it?
- All right. Yeah, sure.

If you want to live for
what you don't have.

- Oh, boy, here we go.
- This treadmill you're on...

- Excuse me for wanting more.
- Won't get you anywhere.

It's called the
American dream, baby.

Okay, well, while
you're dreaming,

you're also sleeping through a
pretty choice piece of chicken.

At least I won't
have hepatitis A, B, or C.

Whatever.

I won't tell you
where I got that.

Hey, guys. I thought we were
meeting down at the park.

Oh, guys can wait.

You're not going anywhere
with that derailer.

Let me see that.

Hey, look.

Sorry, I'm doing everything
I can with that night cream.

Oh, I get it.

Guys don't really like stuff
on their face before bed.

Right? Gets stuff all
over your pillow and...

Not why we're here.

Oh.

The other night
at the meeting...

- Yeah, I overshared.
- It was beautiful, Dean.

You're going through a
lot right now, you know?

You got a lawyer?

Not one that's gonna
keep me out of jail?

Well, you do now.

Oh.

Oh, that's so cool.

Never lost a case.

Which is why I definitely
can't afford him.

Don't worry about it.

Dean, you're family now.

That bitch has
done enough to you.

Hi, boys.

Pulled them out of the freezer

so they got that big
ice cube you like.

Thanks.

Do you guys want a refill?

- No, we're fine.
- Good.

Don't forget to wear
the reflective stuff.

We'll look out for him.

Oh, Danny's hockey
game got rescheduled.

I got him a ride
with the Simpson kid.

You just need to pick him up.

Sure.

Saddle up, cowboy.

Take a bunch so you can layer.

All right, here.

We're not here to party.

So you'd rather stick out?

I just want to make
a run for the border.

Yeah, well, that's
why you gotta blend.

Where is your friend?

He's probably just
gassing up the boat.

Sure this is the right place?

It's where we park every year.

What if I have to
pee on the water?

Well, get it all out now.

Where?

It's also where
we pee every year.

Is that your guy?

Oh, here we go.

Mm-mm. Nope.

- What are you doing?
- It's an open container.

We have a cooler full
of Canadian counterfeit.

Will you please just act chill?

- He's coming.
- Okay, music on or off?

- Mike?
- Hey, Ruby.

What's going on?

What's in that?

A whole lot of fun.

Yeah, it's her
first Jobbie Nooner,

so we went all out.

Open it on up.

You know, if this is about
the parking or something,

- we could pull up...
- What's in the cooler?

.

You put your boy on me?

You're welcome.

He gave Beth a ticket.

- Yeah.
- Lucky that's all she got.

We could have just slipped over.

Not on the weekend,

where they triple border patrol.

We were gonna bury it
and go back tomorrow.

This is brilliant.

Drive right through
customs and pick it up.

'Cause nobody's ever thought
of doing that on Gull Island.

Yeah, smugglers.

Not a bunch of moms.

Was that her angle?

I need it back.

What else you got?

I don't know.

- Hmm.

Come see me when you do.

Who are you, my dad?

No, you know, I'm just worried

that's she's gonna come up
with something even dumber.

I'm not some kid you
caught with a case of beer.

This isn't just beer, Ruby.

I need to make that drop.

And I need to keep
you out of jail.

He's ready for you.

Now you don't look
like you're here

for the Sewer Expansion meeting.

I'm not sure I'd
have a lot to offer.

Come on.

You know, they're actually
really interesting.

- Really?
- No.

- Not at all.

So what can I do
for you, Elizabeth?

It's really stupid.

Oh, I've heard it all.

And it might be crossing a line.

I'm okay with that.

It's kind of more of a favor.

Is it a parking ticket?

- No.
- Okay, 'cause, you know,

people hit me up with
that all the time.

- It's a trespassing ticket.

Oh.

Okay.

So what's next? Burning Man?

It's a long story.

Try me. I got time.

It's more of a thing for, you
know, your brother cousin.

- Him.

Which I can't explain
to a judge, so...

They're waiting for you
in the conference room.

You know what? You're busy.

Look, it's just, um,

I don't... I don't like to get
involved with his "things."

I never should have asked.

Just puts me in a
bad place, you know?

Go to your meeting.

This never happened.
I'm an idiot.

- Wait, wait, wait.
- No, no, no. No.

Hold on. Hold on.

I'll do it.

You really don't have to.

I really want to.

Come on.

- Thank you.
- But

you're gonna have to
do something for me.

Yeah, what?

I wanna put you to work.

- Please, no.
- Just try it.

I don't wanna release
whatever's trapped under there.

Don't you want to add rabies
to your hep A, B, and C?

I guess.

I'm scared.

What is this?

I'm no Shakespeare,
but I am sorry.

Let me take you out.

Why?

To make up for the other night.

- Where?
- Restaurant.

A real one?

You like French?

Oui.

- Ma'am.

This place is,
like, legit fancy.

- Oh, I know.
- Hey, Kev.

Hey, Ange.

You come here often?

All the time.

You have like a special
table or something?

Sort of.

Right this way, madame.

What is this?

This is dinner.

What are you doing? Oh!

- Are you high?
- Little bit.

Oh, this three-course
meal right here.

- No way.
- One bite of each.

No, never.

Not in hell. No.

I'll cook for you for a month.

No, no, I don't want to
be eating your trash food.

Your food,

from whatever grocery store
you waste your money at.

- No, bye!

Ben too.

Ben is not ever hungry.

Well, he eats at
his friend's house

so he doesn't have to at home.

One bite.

Well, I started as a prep chef.

- Mm-hmm.
- And became a line cook.

And... and now I
just sort of sub in

whenever I need cash.

Wow. Oh, forgot to ask.

What was the... it was
like a little brown chewy,

sausage-y, garlicy, butter thing
on the... on the toothpick.

- Ah, yes, yes, yes, yeah.
- That... that was a escargot.

Ah, escargot to you, monsieur.

- Snails.
- What?

Yeah, see, even
from the garbage,

they're pretty great, right?

Ew! I never would have
eaten those, even inside.

That, my friend, is
exactly the point.

It doesn't matter.

Ugh. Mmm!

Mm-mm. Mm-hmm.

- Stop, stop, stop.
- What?

- What are you doing?
- I don't... I don't know.

You can't... you can't do that.

- Why not?
- Just...

Because it's... it's...
Because we're roommates.

So?

So it's not... it's just...

It's too easy.

That wasn't in your rules.

- We just... we can't, okay?

- All right.
- Um.

- I have to... I have to go.
- I'll walk you.

- No, no, no. It's fine.
- Just stay and enjoy the...

Well, I'll see you at home.

We get a PO Box.

Or whatever they
call it up there.

And just overnight it.

- Customs.
- Let 'em open it.

All they'll see is lots
and lots of Huggies.

Disguising, of course, the cash.

Why would anybody want to
overnight diapers to Canada?

They use those
cloth ones up there.

I'm out.

You didn't want us
involved in the transport.

- Next.
- This is so low risk.

Yeah, until you're surrounded
by a bunch of Mounties

asking you why your
Pampers are so absorbent.

Huggies.

Hear me out.

There's a mini-submarine
called the Dolphin...

I thought we weren't
going to pitch this one.

No, you weren't
gonna pitch this one.

It's like 20 grand, Annie.

It's a lifelong
investment, Ruby.

You wanted one way before
we started all this.

Look, it's just so simple,
you know, we blend in

with the marine life, we pop up,

we ditch the cash, we...

- This is ridiculous.
- Agreed.

Why do we have to answer to you?

- Oh.

How about my bag business,
my dancers, my club,

and what, my wife?

He makes some good points.

Are you ever gonna
give us our money back?

Well, not with these ideas.

Well, let's just
sell some bags then.

That's not gonna be
necessary this evening.

Why is that?

'Cause you're gonna
need these guys

to help you with your drop.

Hey.

How's it going?

Canadian dudes are
the most respectful.

Yeah?

My nipple popped out too early,

and they all looked away.

- So we good?
- Oh, yeah.

They're not gonna
ask any questions.

That's it.

- You better...
- Yeah!

Yeah. Work all of that.

Our girls also dance in Windsor.

- And?
- Fully nude, twice the money.

How does that help us?

They're real tight
with the border guards.

Ugh, Canadians.

Hey, how's it going?

IDs please.

Have we met?

I don't think so.

Oh, wait, no, you're... you're
Krystal's friend, right?

- That's it.
- Oh, yeah, Krystal.

You know, Krystal?

What's her real name?

She's actually right behind us.

- How do you guys know her?
- We met at the gym.

She teaches the most
amazing Zumba class.

- She's so flexible, you know?

Yeah, well... yeah, I wouldn't
exactly call us friends.

Totally get it.

Um, where you guys headed today?

We're gonna go see her dance.

#WomenSupportingWomen.

You should stop by.

Tell your wife you
got front row tickets

to the Windsor Ballet.

- Well, I wish I could.

I... I got my kid's
violin concert, so...

Next time then.

All right, you guys
bringing anything in?

- Nope.
- Just us.

Great, then just pull
over right over there

and pop the trunk.

- But it's empty.
- Should be quick then.

Enjoy the show.

All right. Good to go.

It's, like, no biggie at all.

Well, we really appreciate it.

Anything to help a friend.

But we're gonna need
our expenses covered.

Thought this was a favor.

- And what expenses?

You know, the cooler's super
heavy, so it uses more gas.

- Okay.
- Can we just do this already?

Okay. How much?

5%.

Of what?

Um, just, like,
whatever's in the cooler.

- That's not our money.
- It's not our problem.

Okay, okay.

- 5%.

How are we gonna give them 5%
of a cut we don't even have?

How are we gonna drop a
cooler that we don't have?

I don't like this SUV.

Why? 'Cause it's silver?

- 'Cause it hasn't moved.
- It is a parking lot.

Let's roll, bitches.

How bad is it?

Remember Payne Stewart?

- Wasn't he a golfer?
- Try U.S. Open champion.

- Okay.
- He's up in his private jet,

right, on top of the world.

Tower loses communication.

So they scramble some
F-16s to check it out.

Turns out, the
hull was breached.

Everyone inside was sound
asleep from no oxygen.

So what'd they do?

Plane's on autopilot,
just cruising.

All they gotta do is wake up.

And what happened?

After 3 1/2 hours,
it runs out of fuel

and they crash into a
cornfield in South Dakota.

Jesus.

But that's not gonna be you.

- I already pled guilty.
- I know.

And they wanna move
the trial date up.

Yeah.

So how do I not end
up in the cornfield?

Her.

It's not an option.

So are you the one
printing fake money?

I already know where
you're going with this.

- Cooking the books?
- Committing wire fraud?

I'm not gonna turn on my wife.

She did it.

- I have kids.
- So?

They need their mother.

Oh. Okay.

So what's Plan B?

Who taught them how
to ride their bikes?

I mean, I did.

Who taught your son
how to do a slapshot?

Worked on that for months.

Who built the treehouse
in your backyard?

I bet they'd say all that
stuff is pretty important too.

- There's no Plan B, man.
- Come on, you guys.

She didn't leave
you a parachute.

What am I supposed to do here?

Wake up.

Prepare to turn left.

This left or next left?

Mm, looks like next left.

Oh. Uh, no.

What's "uh, no"?

- It was the other left.
- Recalculating.

Where do I go now?

- I don't know.
- It's... it's recalculating.

Where is this stupid place?

Here, here, here. Next left.

It's cool. We got it.

We're not there yet.

You must admit, Stanimal
did deliver on this one.

- Yeah.
- Except for the shakedown part.

That wasn't his plan.

It wasn't our plan either.

Better than taking a jet ski.

Okay, I get that you
need to defend him.

I'm not defending him.

But he has not made
our life easier.

Aren't we in Canada
with the money?

That's defending him.

In 400 feet, take the next left.

I thought you were
cool with him?

I am.

'Cause I know he's
cool with you.

Recalculating.

Would you please
tell me where to go?

- God, that is so weird.
- What?

It's just this guy...

Every time we make
a move, he does too.

- Oh, God.
- What?

- Silver SUV?
- Silver-ish.

That's the car from
the parking lot.

Okay. You don't know that.

Same plate.

In 100 feet, please
make a U-turn.

.

In 100 feet, take the next left.

- What do we do?
- Just... just drive.

- Where?
- Just go, go.

- Please make the next left.
- Just turn that off.

- I'm trying.
- Please make a left turn.

God, she's persistent.

What about the drop?

- We can't stop.
- Recalculating.

The second we do, we'll
be surrounded by Mounties.

- Mounties ride horses.
- Not when they're undercover.

We don't know that
they're Mounties.

- Okay, border patrol.
- As if that's better?

Maybe Krystal sold us out.

Stan wouldn't let that happen.

- Stop defending him.
- Let's just dump it.

It's gang-friend's money!

You want to explain
that to the Mounties?

Either way, we
can't make the drop.

Well, at least, my
way, we don't end up

in an Ontario gulag.

- Okay, how do we dump it?
- Roll down the windows.

So what, we can make it rain
all over their windshield?

- Here. Turn, turn.
- Annie!

Jesus!

We can lose them in here.

- Pull in somewhere.
- Where are they?

Can you see them?

Just do something!

- Slow down! Slow down!
- Stop yelling at me!

Oh, my God!

Come on.

- Do you think they're gone?
- Coast is clear.

- Where'd you learn all that?
- YouTube.

And they're back.

Grab the money.

- Why?
- Come on. Just do it.

No, no, no, just take
it out and divide it up.

What are we doing?

Getting rid of it.

Where?

Where's the bathroom at?

- Now, Annie?
- To flush the money, Beth.

- There's eyes in the sky.
- They see everything.

So how do we dump it?

We don't.

Well, we can't go
back outside with it.

They'll be waiting.

We lose it.

- Winner!

Where are we at?

- We're twice what we started.
- Jesus!

Why didn't we try
craps before crime?

I got to take this.

Hang on, what are we
supposed to do here?

Just be a loser.

Hey, I've called you 50 times.

Is everything okay?

- Danny's in the hospital.
- What?

Some kid checked him into
the board, he had the puck...

- Oh, my God.
- He even got the shot off.

What happened?

He got slammed
really hard, Beth.

- Is he okay?
- I don't know.

The coach thinks it's his
wrist, probably broken.

Can you go be with him?

- Coach had to go home.

Nurse says he's
sitting there alone.

Can you?

Not unless I want
to get arrested.

Hello?

Yeah, it's gonna be a while.

Why?

Because I...

'Cause I'm not very close.

Well, where the hell are you?

I'm... sort of out
of the country.

Of course you are.

Next time,

just lie to me.

Wait.

- Can't we just keep it?
- I mean...

- We need to sign for it.
- So?

You want your name
on record here

if they find all our Queens?

Put it all on two.

You sure you don't want
to spread it around?

Two.

No more bets.

- Oh, thank God.

Yes! Oh, my God.

Whew.

- Chips fall where they may.
- Yeah, right.

To the unluckiest number.

2/2/2002.

Oh, honey.

Let's go home.

Am I supposed to
know what that means?

- You were there.
- Oh, the dot-com crash?

Her wedding.

Right, yes. I knew that.

I'm gonna
go to the grocery store

and make him French
toast in the morning.

He didn't even ask for you.

Don't worry. I paid for it.

Smells amazing.

It should for how much it costs.

Is this an Olive Garden special?

Yes, complete with
unlimited breadsticks.

Mmm! Mm-hmm.

Uh, so,

um,

last night, uh...

I made things weird, didn't I?

- No, no, no.
- Seriously, not at all.

It's... it's fine.

- It'll never happen again.
- Cross my heart, hope to...

Please. Let's not go that far.

Sweet.

- Right?
- Can I have cheese?

- Absolutely, Benjamin.
- Mmm, so good.

- There you are, sir.
- Thank you.

- Where's yours?
- Oh, I'm eating out tonight.

Why?

That's for me.

- Hello.
- Hey.

Hey. You look great.

- Thanks.
- I love you in that shirt.

I don't think you've ever
seen me in another one.

You remember Angela.

- Hi. Yes, of course.
- Hey.

Just having some
dinner with my son.

You guys should
go have some fun.

Not too much fun.

But, you know, just
kidding. I'm kidding.

- Better hurry up.
- It's trash night.

Bon appétit.

You should put cheese on it.

You're looping it the wrong way.

- I got these sausage fingers.
- Look.

Okay, but you're just making
a knot now. That's not...

- Friendship knot.
- That's not a thing.

- That's totally a thing.
- It's better.

You can't undo it.

- Uh-huh. Okay.
- It's tight.

- Make me one?
- Yeah, sure.

In your room.

All right.

How'd it go?

Why are you helping us?

What do you mean?

Why'd you let us
print at the club?

You needed a space.

Why'd you make
Krystal do the drop?

Didn't want you to
drown on a jet ski.

Remember our wedding?

Um, well, not much.

Before my mom made you do shots.

- What, like, the ceremony?

The part where we
promised to treat

each other's family
like our own.

Yeah, why do you
think I did the shots?

I'm not talking about my mom.

What'd you say to her, Stanley?

Oh.

We made a deal.

Well, we kinda made a deal.

I told her that I'd give
you guys the place...

Lady Luck ain't on
your side tonight, huh?

There was a problem.

- Always is.
- And I had to get rid of it.

Never a solution.

Well, I didn't have
a lot of options.

Oh, yeah?

Or did the dice just
not roll your way?

- We were being followed.
- Yeah, by my people.

Well, that would have
been really nice to know.

They don't like to make a scene.

But I don't mind so much.

Well, someone else will.

Hmm.

You got a guardian angel
I don't know about?

Maybe.

- Everyone, meet Beth.

- Let's... yes.
- Hi.

- Hi, Beth.

She's gonna be running
things around here.

- No, I'm helping.
- Just so we don't kill

whatever we plant.

Yeah. They're all yours.

Okay. Well, I'm the new kid.

So maybe you guys can
help me out a little bit.

Show me what you've
already started.

Are you okay, man?

I'm fine.

You don't look so good.

I just woke up.

About time.