Golden Kamuy (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Everybody, Get Together! It's a Murder Hotel! - full transcript
The gang stays in a strange hotel, run by a former prisoner. This hotel has a dark secret, but even its wicked owner quickly finds herself overwhelmed when both Sugimoto's group and Ushiyama book rooms, and both Shiraishi and Ushi...
(Sapporo World Hotel)
(Golden Kamuy)
Sapporo is a city built to
follow a strict design,
in order to serve as the center of
the Hokkaido settlement effort.
At the time, it wasn't as populated as Otaru,
but it flourished due to the munitions
industry's success in the Russo-Japanese War.
Hey, mister.
Is there a place around
here where we can sleep?
We're tired from a long journey.
I know of an old hotel.
A young woman took it over recently,
and she's one sexy lady.
What's the hotel called?
It's called the Sapporo World Hotel.
Welcome, sir.
I am Ienaga, the proprietress.
What is he doing here?
(Episode Eleven Everybody, Get Together!
It's a Murder Hotel!) I see.
A fine woman.
I'll take you to your room.
Are you here in Sapporo as a tourist?
I heard you're a widow?
Yes.
My husband left me this hotel when he died.
I heard that until a few years ago,
it was run by an old couple.
My husband's parents.
Does he know who I am? Or not?
Miss...
You've got a nice ass,
but your voice is also as
pleasant as a bird's chirping.
I want to hear it in my ear all night long.
You're too kind.
Have you eaten?
If you're in the mood for something unusual,
there's a Chinese place near here.
They have a very interesting way of thinking.
They say that if you wish to heal a
part of the body that is afflicted,
you should eat that same part of an animal.
If your eyes are bad, eat eyes.
If you have a sick heart, eat the heart.
There was an old guy in Abashiri
who said the exact same thing.
Were you once a doctor?
Does that really work?
It works wonderfully, sir.
Then what should I eat if I
need more stamina in bed, miss?
I don't think you'd need that, sir.
Miss...
Let me do you.
What strength...
Arms like a wild beast.
I find them very attractive.
Excuse me!
Anybody here?
It seems I have new guests.
Excuse me.
I'll be waiting in my room.
Welcome.
I'm Ienaga, the... proprietress.
Shiraishi Yoshitake.
I'm single. No girlfriend.
If you date me, you'll find
me loyal and passionate.
Why him, too?
This place is like a maze.
It was an old hotel,
so it's been remodeled several times.
Ienaga-san, what's your first name?
Kano.
Such a wonderful name.
This just feels weird.
In the mountains, we slept on
beds of pine leaves, after all.
It's been a long time
since I've felt so warm.
Shiraishi...
The most important thing about
a woman is how she feels in bed.
You need one with more meat on her bones.
I think I'm in love with Ienaga Kano-san.
I'll have to try as hard as I can
to talk her into the sack.
Shiraishi doesn't know who I am, either.
It must be a coincidence that they
both came here at the same time.
Well, it doesn't matter.
For now, I want Ushiyama's strong body.
It can get me closer to the perfect human.
I'll weaken him with beer, and then
like usual, put him to sleep with the gas.
Ienaga-san!
I've been looking for you!
I'm sorry, I'm busy now. We can talk later.
I'll help you!
Huh?
When did she-
Wait! Ienaga-san!
This room, maybe?
Kano-san, I thought you went in here, but...
Did you just leave?
I thought it was the proprietress.
Did I imagine it?
Come to my room soon, proprietress.
Oh no! He'll find Shiraishi!
Shiraishi, behind you!
Forget it. I'll just kill him.
Did you just hear a weird sound?
That was my stomach.
What kind of trap is this?
I can't see a thing.
I have to go check on Shiraishi.
Proprietress!
How long are you going to keep me waiting?
I have other guests I must attend to.
Wait just a little longer...
You won't do as I tell you?
I love it.
I guess I'll go calm down outside.
There's a real nutjob in this hotel!
What I want is Ushiyama's body.
And one more... the guest
with the pretty eyes.
Sinna kisara.
Sinna kisara.
What?
It means "judo ear."
You did a lot of judo, huh?
For whatever reason, I never really got it.
You know judo?
This guy's amazing.
It's like his center of
gravity is below the ground!
At this rate, we'll end up killing each other.
I like you.
Drinks are on me.
Let's go!
Rice curry made with Ezo venison.
Osoma...
Asirpa-san, that's the osoma you can eat.
What's wrong?
It's so hinna...
Let's have a drinking
competition with Sapporo beer!
Keep it coming!
Did you know?
The samurai who founded Sapporo's
beer factory, Murahashi Hisanari,
was an officer with the new government
who fought Hijikata Toshizou
in the Battle of Hakodate!
Hijikata says he's mad about losing the war,
but his enemy's beer is delicious!
Hijikata Toshizou said that?
Or at least, he would if he was alive!
Everybody help me!
It won't come off.
I'm not Kobutori Jiisan.
Asirpa-san, stop it!
Miss, grow up to be a good woman.
What's important...
...are dicks.
I saw a dick at the beach, and...
It was kinda...
Men shrink when it gets cold.
It gets bigger and smaller.
Did you know that?
I'm not talking about size!
I'm saying you need to find out whether
he's got the dick of a gentleman.
That's right!
Okay, let's go back.
The dick lecture is over.
The proprietress is waiting
for me in my room.
Thank you for the meal, Sensei!
Was there a hole here before?
(Golden Kamuy)
A secret corridor?
What's this?
Is that where you are, proprietress?
Okay, almost got it...
Ushiyama!
What are you doing here?
It doesn't matter. Help!
The proprietress is somebody we know!
The proprietress?
I remembered! She's a prisoner!
The proprietress?
The proprietress!
The proprietress!
No!
Remember, Ushiyama!
I think the way she did her makeup
kept me from recognizing her,
but that mole on her lip...
Remember that old man who was a doctor?
That proprietress is a tattooed
prisoner wearing women's clothing!
It doesn't matter!
I'm not leaving until I
screw the proprietress!
That won't work.
We can leave from here.
Proprietress! Proprietress! Proprietress!
Proprietress! Proprietress! Proprietress!
His lust has driven him mad, huh?
Proprietress! Proprietress! Proprietress!
From the first time I saw her,
I thought that she was truly beautiful.
Such smooth skin.
Such lush hair.
And especially...
These eyes.
Deep, deep blue, with just a hint of green.
I want them.
Bitch, why are you licking
Asirpa-san's eyeballs?
Shit...
I shouldn't have weakened the
gas to keep the kid alive.
Oh no, you've got it all wrong!
When she got back, she seemed ill,
so I just came to check on her!
Listen up, you eyeball-licking monster,
how the hell did you get in here?
I had the door blocked.
How'd you get in?
Sugimoto, let me in!
This hotel's insane!
There were bodies in an
underground torture room!
The proprietress is a tattooed prisoner!
Remember what I told you about
the prisoner who was a doctor,
who'd kidnap their patients
and do things to their flesh?
That's her?
The old guy who believed that
crap about eating animal parts
and killed tons of people?
He was going to eat
Asirpa-san's beautiful eyes?
Youth, strength...
Beauty.
The longing for a fulfilling life...
In the end, people want what they can't have.
They're greedy creatures.
But look...
I am right.
Nobody's going to believe that crap.
Aren't you hypnotizing yourself?
But it's true that humans are greedy.
I'm planning to rip your
tattoo right off of you.
Huh?
She's gone!
Shiraishi, she ran!
Everything's been ruined since they came here!
Proprietress!
Proprietress!
Proprietress!
Proprietress!
It's the man whose body is a dick!
Kiroranke, wake up!
We're getting out of this murder hotel!
There she is!
Stay away, you perverse doctor!
A grenade?
He's a tattooed prisoner, too!
He's Ushiyama-sama the Undefeated!
This hotel's useless to me now.
I need to get rid of it all!
You asshole!
Shit. It was just getting good, too.
I need to get the hell out of here.
Octopus head!
Ow...
Alcohol?
Shiraishi, what are you
doing here in this hotel?
You finally regained your senses?
And what about you? We were
supposed to meet tomorrow!
Oh, I see.
So he's Immortal Sugimoto, then?
That explains it.
Looks like a fire's broken out.
We need to get out of here alive first.
Wait.
I have a message from the old man.
Always keep us informed of your whereabouts.
Don't think you'll be able to trick me.
Huh? My bag...
Bag?
There it is!
What's wrong?
Run!
Shiraishi, where have you been?
B-B-Bomb!
Ushiyama, you've trained so
much that you understand.
I was beautiful and strong when I was young.
I wanted to remain the best person I could be,
even if it meant stealing from others.
You're perfect, too. Always...
Sapporo World Hotel
Where's Dick-sensei?
Dick-sensei!
Dick-sensei!
Dick-sensei...
That's a fish cake.
The military and police will be here soon.
There'll be trouble if we stay!
Let's get out of here.
Now we really need to
meet Nopperabo in Abashiri.
If there's nothing left of
Ushiyama the Undefeated...
Next Time "Trickster Fox"
(Golden Kamuy)
Sapporo is a city built to
follow a strict design,
in order to serve as the center of
the Hokkaido settlement effort.
At the time, it wasn't as populated as Otaru,
but it flourished due to the munitions
industry's success in the Russo-Japanese War.
Hey, mister.
Is there a place around
here where we can sleep?
We're tired from a long journey.
I know of an old hotel.
A young woman took it over recently,
and she's one sexy lady.
What's the hotel called?
It's called the Sapporo World Hotel.
Welcome, sir.
I am Ienaga, the proprietress.
What is he doing here?
(Episode Eleven Everybody, Get Together!
It's a Murder Hotel!) I see.
A fine woman.
I'll take you to your room.
Are you here in Sapporo as a tourist?
I heard you're a widow?
Yes.
My husband left me this hotel when he died.
I heard that until a few years ago,
it was run by an old couple.
My husband's parents.
Does he know who I am? Or not?
Miss...
You've got a nice ass,
but your voice is also as
pleasant as a bird's chirping.
I want to hear it in my ear all night long.
You're too kind.
Have you eaten?
If you're in the mood for something unusual,
there's a Chinese place near here.
They have a very interesting way of thinking.
They say that if you wish to heal a
part of the body that is afflicted,
you should eat that same part of an animal.
If your eyes are bad, eat eyes.
If you have a sick heart, eat the heart.
There was an old guy in Abashiri
who said the exact same thing.
Were you once a doctor?
Does that really work?
It works wonderfully, sir.
Then what should I eat if I
need more stamina in bed, miss?
I don't think you'd need that, sir.
Miss...
Let me do you.
What strength...
Arms like a wild beast.
I find them very attractive.
Excuse me!
Anybody here?
It seems I have new guests.
Excuse me.
I'll be waiting in my room.
Welcome.
I'm Ienaga, the... proprietress.
Shiraishi Yoshitake.
I'm single. No girlfriend.
If you date me, you'll find
me loyal and passionate.
Why him, too?
This place is like a maze.
It was an old hotel,
so it's been remodeled several times.
Ienaga-san, what's your first name?
Kano.
Such a wonderful name.
This just feels weird.
In the mountains, we slept on
beds of pine leaves, after all.
It's been a long time
since I've felt so warm.
Shiraishi...
The most important thing about
a woman is how she feels in bed.
You need one with more meat on her bones.
I think I'm in love with Ienaga Kano-san.
I'll have to try as hard as I can
to talk her into the sack.
Shiraishi doesn't know who I am, either.
It must be a coincidence that they
both came here at the same time.
Well, it doesn't matter.
For now, I want Ushiyama's strong body.
It can get me closer to the perfect human.
I'll weaken him with beer, and then
like usual, put him to sleep with the gas.
Ienaga-san!
I've been looking for you!
I'm sorry, I'm busy now. We can talk later.
I'll help you!
Huh?
When did she-
Wait! Ienaga-san!
This room, maybe?
Kano-san, I thought you went in here, but...
Did you just leave?
I thought it was the proprietress.
Did I imagine it?
Come to my room soon, proprietress.
Oh no! He'll find Shiraishi!
Shiraishi, behind you!
Forget it. I'll just kill him.
Did you just hear a weird sound?
That was my stomach.
What kind of trap is this?
I can't see a thing.
I have to go check on Shiraishi.
Proprietress!
How long are you going to keep me waiting?
I have other guests I must attend to.
Wait just a little longer...
You won't do as I tell you?
I love it.
I guess I'll go calm down outside.
There's a real nutjob in this hotel!
What I want is Ushiyama's body.
And one more... the guest
with the pretty eyes.
Sinna kisara.
Sinna kisara.
What?
It means "judo ear."
You did a lot of judo, huh?
For whatever reason, I never really got it.
You know judo?
This guy's amazing.
It's like his center of
gravity is below the ground!
At this rate, we'll end up killing each other.
I like you.
Drinks are on me.
Let's go!
Rice curry made with Ezo venison.
Osoma...
Asirpa-san, that's the osoma you can eat.
What's wrong?
It's so hinna...
Let's have a drinking
competition with Sapporo beer!
Keep it coming!
Did you know?
The samurai who founded Sapporo's
beer factory, Murahashi Hisanari,
was an officer with the new government
who fought Hijikata Toshizou
in the Battle of Hakodate!
Hijikata says he's mad about losing the war,
but his enemy's beer is delicious!
Hijikata Toshizou said that?
Or at least, he would if he was alive!
Everybody help me!
It won't come off.
I'm not Kobutori Jiisan.
Asirpa-san, stop it!
Miss, grow up to be a good woman.
What's important...
...are dicks.
I saw a dick at the beach, and...
It was kinda...
Men shrink when it gets cold.
It gets bigger and smaller.
Did you know that?
I'm not talking about size!
I'm saying you need to find out whether
he's got the dick of a gentleman.
That's right!
Okay, let's go back.
The dick lecture is over.
The proprietress is waiting
for me in my room.
Thank you for the meal, Sensei!
Was there a hole here before?
(Golden Kamuy)
A secret corridor?
What's this?
Is that where you are, proprietress?
Okay, almost got it...
Ushiyama!
What are you doing here?
It doesn't matter. Help!
The proprietress is somebody we know!
The proprietress?
I remembered! She's a prisoner!
The proprietress?
The proprietress!
The proprietress!
No!
Remember, Ushiyama!
I think the way she did her makeup
kept me from recognizing her,
but that mole on her lip...
Remember that old man who was a doctor?
That proprietress is a tattooed
prisoner wearing women's clothing!
It doesn't matter!
I'm not leaving until I
screw the proprietress!
That won't work.
We can leave from here.
Proprietress! Proprietress! Proprietress!
Proprietress! Proprietress! Proprietress!
His lust has driven him mad, huh?
Proprietress! Proprietress! Proprietress!
From the first time I saw her,
I thought that she was truly beautiful.
Such smooth skin.
Such lush hair.
And especially...
These eyes.
Deep, deep blue, with just a hint of green.
I want them.
Bitch, why are you licking
Asirpa-san's eyeballs?
Shit...
I shouldn't have weakened the
gas to keep the kid alive.
Oh no, you've got it all wrong!
When she got back, she seemed ill,
so I just came to check on her!
Listen up, you eyeball-licking monster,
how the hell did you get in here?
I had the door blocked.
How'd you get in?
Sugimoto, let me in!
This hotel's insane!
There were bodies in an
underground torture room!
The proprietress is a tattooed prisoner!
Remember what I told you about
the prisoner who was a doctor,
who'd kidnap their patients
and do things to their flesh?
That's her?
The old guy who believed that
crap about eating animal parts
and killed tons of people?
He was going to eat
Asirpa-san's beautiful eyes?
Youth, strength...
Beauty.
The longing for a fulfilling life...
In the end, people want what they can't have.
They're greedy creatures.
But look...
I am right.
Nobody's going to believe that crap.
Aren't you hypnotizing yourself?
But it's true that humans are greedy.
I'm planning to rip your
tattoo right off of you.
Huh?
She's gone!
Shiraishi, she ran!
Everything's been ruined since they came here!
Proprietress!
Proprietress!
Proprietress!
Proprietress!
It's the man whose body is a dick!
Kiroranke, wake up!
We're getting out of this murder hotel!
There she is!
Stay away, you perverse doctor!
A grenade?
He's a tattooed prisoner, too!
He's Ushiyama-sama the Undefeated!
This hotel's useless to me now.
I need to get rid of it all!
You asshole!
Shit. It was just getting good, too.
I need to get the hell out of here.
Octopus head!
Ow...
Alcohol?
Shiraishi, what are you
doing here in this hotel?
You finally regained your senses?
And what about you? We were
supposed to meet tomorrow!
Oh, I see.
So he's Immortal Sugimoto, then?
That explains it.
Looks like a fire's broken out.
We need to get out of here alive first.
Wait.
I have a message from the old man.
Always keep us informed of your whereabouts.
Don't think you'll be able to trick me.
Huh? My bag...
Bag?
There it is!
What's wrong?
Run!
Shiraishi, where have you been?
B-B-Bomb!
Ushiyama, you've trained so
much that you understand.
I was beautiful and strong when I was young.
I wanted to remain the best person I could be,
even if it meant stealing from others.
You're perfect, too. Always...
Sapporo World Hotel
Where's Dick-sensei?
Dick-sensei!
Dick-sensei!
Dick-sensei...
That's a fish cake.
The military and police will be here soon.
There'll be trouble if we stay!
Let's get out of here.
Now we really need to
meet Nopperabo in Abashiri.
If there's nothing left of
Ushiyama the Undefeated...
Next Time "Trickster Fox"