Golden Boy (1995–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Yasei no Nobureki no Seishun (B@!!$ to the Wall) - full transcript

Kintaro becomes a servant in a traditional-style mansion of a wealthy family, but is quickly dismissed. He then challenges the daughter Reiko Tarayama, who abhors men and has a fetish for her motorcycle, to a race.

It was in a mountain pass...

Time to take a break!

Wandering Student.

B@!!$ to the Wall!

Oh, crazy!

And sexy!

Don't Drink & Drive!

Wait for me!

I saw a shooting star
in the mountain pass.

Please, dear shooting star...

Let me see her once more!



My name is Kintaro Oe.
I'm twenty-five years old.

I'm an easy-going,
job-hopping part-timer.

Beginning today,
I'll be a scullery worker at the estate

of Daitoku Terayama,
one of the richest men in Kyoto.

The lifestyles of
high society people

are tremendously different
from that of a commoner like me.

They go to the trouble of drilling
employees in the proper etiquette...

Thank you for the
wonderful meal.

House-cleaning...

Doing laundry...

And washing dishes,
even with a temp worker such as me.

You have bad posture.

Please, excuse me!

Thank you very
much for you guidance.



It's so educational for a guy like
me that's been living on the fly.

Or rather,
they have graciously educated me.

And...

This person before me is Master
Daitoku Terayama's daughter,

Miss Reiko Terayama herself.
Her age is twenty as of this year.

Her elocution,
her laughter, everything

everything about her demeanor
conveys serenity and beauty.

And so noble!

It would not be exaggerating to say
she is the embodiment of perfect etiquette!

But despite all that,

all it takes is for her to direct
her cool gaze towards me,

and I just about lose it!

This town is full of women that
send shivers down my spine.

Without question, the vanishing "Mystical
Far East" people talk so much about.

Maybe I'll settle
down here for good.

Oh, yeah...

Miss, I'm sorry,
I'm going to hit you!

I'm terribly sorry!

Are you hurt at all?

No, I'm fine!

Well, that's good.

Thank you very much
for your kindness!

How did she move so fast?

What kind of a person...

Your mind was not focused.

Yes...

This is truly,
surely and absolutely educating!

I wonder what goes
through her mind?

Deep within those eyes...

That lady straddles over this!

Oh, no! I'm so naughty for
even thinking of such things!

But I can't stop myself!

That was very educational.

The tea cup that the
Miss Reiko was using.

Mr. Oe!

Yes!

It was such a short time but
thank you very much for your work.

I'm fired?

I'm terribly sorry about this.

But why? Please, tell me why!

Place your hand upon
your heart and think.

Well, now that you mention it...

Do you understand now?

Please,
let me work here some more!

Please! Please!

Let me go!

Oh, boy...

But no real plot
has developed yet!

I'm fired already?

I had no idea that someone could
be dismissed in such a manner.

This has all been
very educating.

But I'm not about
to give up yet!

If I stay here, something...

Something...

I'm sure something's
bound to come up.

I just have this feeling!

Or maybe I'm wrong, after all.

23 Days.

I'm running low on food,

so I might as well take off
if nothing comes up today.

I'll change the
brake wires and...

Miss Reiko?

What is she doing up so early?

Something's up! I'm sure of it!

Miss Reiko's kimono!

Miss Reiko?!

Oh, God! I shouldn't be
watching her in a state like this!

The shooting star...
The one I saw in the mountain pass!

My dear shooting star,
thank you so much!

There she goes again,
grinding her hips like that!

Letting me see this crazy scene!

Miss Reiko!

Excellent! This is too much!

I'm trembling all over!

I'm caught!

Well, Miss, I never expected...

Are you surprised?

Yes, I am.

What's this about?

All right,
I'll tell you my secret.

A secret that no one else knows.

You're only a jobless dolt,

no one will ever
believe anything you say.

I can't interest
myself in human men.

Men that ride motorcycles
are the worst of them all.

They're so sloppy!
They talk big but they don't have any guts!

No courage either.

That's why...

Only my little
Bimo-baby can get me off.

Bimo-baby? You mean that bike?

That's right, there aren't any
men that can beat my Bimo-baby.

Isn't that the truth?

Even those men that
boast about being so fast

are just passengers on
their motorcycles or cars!

Compared to the power that
a gasoline engine can deliver,

human strength is nothing!

Let's see if you can swallow
some gasoline and make it combust.

Indigestion comes to mind.

There isn't a man alive that
can surpass my Bimo-baby.

I would agree.

It's the motorcycle that's fast.

They should never
confuse the facts.

I see.

You've got an erection.

Yes, I do.

Do you want to do me?

I'd be lying if I
said otherwise.

But I won't let you,

because I'm enchanted
with my Bimo-baby.

If you really want me,

then catch me as I
ride my Bimo-baby.

All right!

We're off!

Maybe I can win!

Start cranking,
because I'm not about to wait for you!

There's no way in hell!
I'm not even getting close!

There's no way a bicycle
could ever catch up.

He must have a screw
loose or something.

It takes half a day to get
through this pass on a bicycle.

Puttering away in a Porsche
makes him worse than scum!

STUDY!

That bitch!

Oh, lucky!

I see that you've got enough
guts to catch up to my Bimo-baby.

But being able to follow doesn't
mean you'll be able to pass us!

Reach it!

Study, study, study, study,
study, study, study, study!

WHAT?!
How the hell does he do that?!

Study, study, study, study,
study, study, study, study, study!

It's hard to believe all this,

but it looks like I'm going
to have to get serious.

Let's go, Bimo. We're going to
show that dolt what we can do!

Study, study, study, study,
study, study, study, study, study!

Okay!

Okay! The rest is downhill!

We are second to none
on this mountain pass!

We're going to show off our best
moment of ecstasy to those scum.

Oh, God, to think how many times

I've slipped into fits of
rapture on this 130-degree turn.

We've blown by countless idiots,

all the while showing
off our wild tango.

Study, study, study, study,
study, study, study, study!

What?!

Study, study, study, study,
study, study, study, study!

He's even sliding on his hands and feet.
Damn he's good!

But I can match racing
tactics of that caliber!

I'll zoom past you in no time!

Study, study, study, study,
study, study, study, study!

Study, study, study, study,
study, study, study, study!

You're not going to make that
right-angle turn at that speed!

Study, study, study, study,
study, study, study, study!

He's not thinking of using the
bridge to jump over the ravine?!

No way! He couldn't possibly
do something cartoony like that!

Study, study, study, study,
study, study, study, study!

He's really going to do it!

Study, study, study, study,
study, study, study, study!

Okay Bimo, we're going too!

Study, study, study, study,
study, study, study, study!

Study, study, study!

STUDY!

He's flying?!

Study, study, study, study,
study, study, study, study...

Amazing... You're too much!

I never imagined that a
man like you actually existed.

You're even better than my Bimo.

Amazing...

Absolutely amazing!

Although,
it's kind of pointless when you're dead.

Study, study, study, study,
study, study, study, study!

My God, he's alive!

Wait...

Wait!

You've got to screw me!

Oh, hurry!

Turn me into goo!

Goo...

Kintaro Oe,
twenty-five years old.

Tokyo University
Department of Law dropout.

However,
he independently withdrew from school,

because he had mastered
the entire curriculum.

Since then,
he has been changing jobs numerous times,

learning about life.

And today, he continues on astride
his trusty bicycle, Crescent Moon,

with broken brakes that won't
let him stop even if he wanted to,

And perhaps someday,
he may save Japan, or even the world...

Somebody stop me!

Ofuro-agari ni senobi o shitara.

Mabuta no ura ni
hoshi ga furu yo.

Gyuunyuu o nomu toki
koshi ni te o ateru no wa.

Nande nanda yo
dare ga hajimeta no.

Oshiete kanaete Shiritai
kimochi wakatte yo.

Sode makuri tasuki-gake.

Hachimaki shimete ganbatte.

Tanoshii kara dekiru hazu.

Itai no wa hajime dake Obenkyou.

Nishibi o yokete
hirune o shitara.

Tatami-moyou no kao ni natta yo.

Hanaji ga detara atama
no ushiro ton-ton tataku no.

Doushite darou
minna shitteru no.

Oshiete kanaete
Kikitai koto mada aru no.

Sode makuri tasuki-gake.

Hachimaki shimete ganbatte.

Tsukaretara ocha ni shite.

Sukoshizutsu yoku
naru yo Obenkyou.

Me o tojite chikazuite.

Waraigao no nioi suru.

Kanjiru you ni kantan ni.

Fushigi na chikara da ne.

Sode makuri tasuki-gake.

Hachimaki shimete ganbatte.

Tsukaretara ocha ni shite.

Sukoshizutsu yoku
naru yo Obenkyou.

Sode makuri tasuki-gake.

Hachimaki shimete ganbatte.

Tanoshii kara dekiru hazu.

Itai no wa hajime dake.

Obenkyou.

Is the music first?

Right now I'm working part-time at
an animation production company.

Chie the cel worker
is really adorable,

but she's also got
a gorgeous body!

Then a real scary producer comes
along and gets really pissed off.

She's gonna shut down the
company unless we meet the schedule!

PANIC!
Holy moly, what are we gonna do?!

All you girls I've met in the past,
all of you, please help us!

The last episode of Golden
Boy: "Animation is Fun!"

Oh, my dear producer!

Do you think this episode
is actually going to make it?!

Animation is Fun!