God Friended Me (2018): Season 2, Episode 20 - Collateral Damage - full transcript

Previously, on "God Friended Me"...

I've decided this is how I'm
going to face my cancer.

Life's too short not to be honest

with the people you love.

I'm about to talk to Cara
and tell her how I feel.

I have given up everything
for the God Account.

If I had known this
wasn't gonna help Ali,

then I wouldn't have given up Cara,

and we would still be together.

Are you sure you're up for this?

I can't believe I'm gonna date somebody



who likes Red Vines.

I'm Corey Smith.

I run R&D for DARPA.

Seven years ago, I created an algorithm,

but it was stolen.

So you think whoever stole your code

used it to create the God Account?

Yes, but first I need to confirm it.
I need to see the code.

We're all set. I installed
the Raspberry Pi.

Now remember, we only have
one shot to pull this off.

But if everything goes
according to plan,

tomorrow we head to DARPA
and get the answers

we're looking for.

I can't believe we're gonna
highjack DARPA's super computer



from the inside of a food truck.

Well, we needed to be in the Wi-Fi range

of the building when Corey
launches your program.

Plus, it gave us cover.

And also, we are not hijacking anything.

You're running diagnostics.
You're, like, copilot at best.

Okay, whatever. All right.

Well, where'd you get
this truck anyway, man?

Cara called in a favor with
her food editor, Parker.

Listen, Zach, I need you to focus, okay?

This is the best shot we've ever had

of hacking into the God
Account's firewall

and figuring out whose behind this.

This is important.

Okay, then why isn't Miles here?

'Cause Miles is dealing with a lot.

All right? That's why he has me.

Okay, Corey launched it. We're in.

Rakesh, you copy?

We have 60 seconds
to breach the firewall

before the security system flags us.

Yeah, my decryption program

is already uploaded and running.

And trust me, 60 seconds is all I need.

Okay.

Firewall integrity's dropping.

75%, 65%.

I can see it.

It's my code.

Okay, I know I'm just a copilot,
but we have a problem.

- Yeah.
- Rakesh, you seeing this?

Yeah, yeah. I think the God
Account's defending itself.

This isn't good.
We're running out of time.

Firewall integrity's
increasing 45... 65%?

_

We're gonna be detected.

Oh, no. This can't be happening!

I have to log you out.
I'm sorry, Rakesh.

- Corey. Corey, wait... don't!
- We failed.

Damn it.

Didn't work.

I'm sorry, Miles.
I-I really thought it would.

You know what? Don't worry about it.

I mean, I told you this was
probably the outcome.

I mean, it is the God Account.

It is what it is.

What's with all this?

I have to be at Honeysuckle in
an hour for my live podcast.

Rakesh, I told you about this.

My interview with Daryl basically
doubled my listeners.

FreeVerse thinks this is a great way

for me to meet my fans.

Yeah, right. Sorry, dude.

So wait... you really don't wanna know

who's behind the God Account?

No.

That question has brought
me nothing but problems.

Look, I love helping Friend Suggestions,

but beyond that, I think it's time

to start accepting things
for the way they are.

That include Cara?

Yeah.

I mean, she's happy with Adam.

And she's one of my
best friends, Rakesh.

I should be happy for her, too,

which is why I invited both
of them to my podcast today.

That's big of you, man.

Plus it's a great idea.

I mean, you pack the house with as many

friendly faces as you can, right?

Exactly, and from the responses online,

people seem pretty excited.

Come here. Check it out.

"Favorite podcast. So pumped."

"A dream come true"?

Except, wait...

"Does this really pass
for entertainment?"

Who's Trevor091?

Yeah, he's just some troll

that's been attacking me
in the comments section.

Dude, trolls are, like,
the first sign of success.

So congratulations. You made it.

Trust me, you don't need religion

to feel the call to help others.

We just need to have to
be there for one another.

All right, wanna thank
you guys for coming down

and being a part of this.

You know, I never really have a chance

to do this at home, so I
thought it would be nice

to open it up for questions
from you all about anything.

- I have a question.
- Yes.

Were you nervous the first
time you had to tell someone

that they were your Friend Suggestion?

I was terrified that they
would think I was crazy.

As a matter of fact,
I'm pretty sure Cara did,

and she's right here.
We can ask her ourselves.

Yeah, definitely crazy.

- Great. Next question.
- I have a question.

So you guys broke up because
of the God Account.

Um, that is not really a question.

Okay.

Any chance you guys might
get back together?

Um...

We are together.

As friends.

That's how we started and
where we will always be.

And that's thanks to the
God Account as well.

Oh, please.

You can't be serious.

- Excuse me?
- All right.

Here's a question.

Have you ever stopped
to consider the damage

you might be causing as you
run around helping people?

Or are you too busy
congratulating yourself

on your little podcast?

As far as I know, I've never met anyone

who's been hurt by what I'm doing.

Well, guess what. Now you have.

I... was in love with a woman

who I knew I was destined to be with,

and then you came along
and took her away from me.

You ruined my life.

But hey, makes for a
great podcast, right?

_

Okay, and this is the last question,

so I need you to take it seriously.

Yeah, there's really no
chance of that happening.

I'm just saying.

Okay, for your information,

this online relationship test

is grounded in science.

And I need to know if we have a future.

So are you a slow flame
or a raging fire?

You said this was grounded in science.

Okay, fine.

Fine.

Can't blame a girl for trying
to find out where she stands.

And don't worry,

I'm not trying to label anything.

- I'm just...
- What?

I'm happy.

That's all. I'm just...

I'm happy with us.

I am too.

And that's pretty amazing

considering where I'm sitting right now.

Speaking of which, I'm going
to get you a warming blanket.

Now, that sounds like some
science I can get behind.

_

So you've never heard of Trevor Scott?

No. Not until today.

Okay, well, you need to
figure out what happened

so you can fix this.

Wait, fix what? I didn't ruin his life.

And I certainly didn't take away
the woman he loves from him.

Okay. All right, okay.

Tell me, when did he start trolling you?

Uh, about six months ago.

Okay, so it would make sense
that whatever he blames you for

happened around that time, right?

Wait, wait, wait. Those photos.

That's Rose.

Rose?

You mean like Rose and
Lieutenant Freemont?

Yeah.

_

That must be the woman
Trevor was talking about.

Rose was the love of his life.

Until about six months ago

when you reunited her with Freemont.

Looks like he does have
a reason to hate you.

All right, well, what do you think

the God Account wants us to do?

Like, get Trevor back
together with Rose?

No way.

Wait, why? Do you?

I don't know. We've never had to think

about the negative impact
to helping someone.

Yeah, because I thought
there never was one.

I guess I was wrong. Okay.

Rose and Lieutenant Freemont

are getting married this weekend.

Cara and I are invited.

I just... there must be something else

going on in Trevor's life.

I just need to talk to him.

You think you could
track him down for me?

When have I not been able to?

Ali. Hey, how are you feeling?

Outside of being completely exhausted

and having no energy whatsoever...

Fine.

No, she's been doing great.

Plus, I have enough energy
for the both of us.

Thank you for being there for her.

Yeah, of course.

Hey, I should get going,

but we're still on for a movie tonight?

- Absolutely.
- Mm.

She's great, but you know that.

Yeah.

I know that, "Yeah." What's wrong?

I'm sure it's nothing,

but I saw a text on Emily's phone.

Some girl named Tracy said,
"Great seeing you yesterday.

- Been thinking about us."
- Ali.

I know, I know. And I'm
not the jealous type.

And she's been nothing but amazing,

but she called them an "us."

I just...

You need to talk to her,

'cause otherwise,
you'll just be sitting here

driving yourself crazy.

Okay.

Looks like Trevor's head of a
paper company in Brooklyn.

- I'll send you his address.
- Thank you.

I will let you know how it goes.

But wait, you didn't tell me
how your live podcast went.

It's a long story.

Rakesh will fill you in.

I got us a reservation
at that new ramen spot

in Midtown that you've
been talking about.

- Oh, great.
- Yeah.

Hey, look. I'm sorry about back there.

I mean, Miles talks about
everything in his podcast,

so his listeners tend
to have strong opinions

about his personal life.

Yeah. I picked up on that.

Hey, we're just friends.

Friends who never actually broke up.

What are you talking about?
Of course we did.

Cara, there's a big difference

between choosing to break
up and being broken up

because of the God Account.

What difference does it make?

The end result is still the same.

We're not together.

No, but it's hard to shut your
feelings off for someone,

especially when you see
them every single day.

Hey, you have nothing to worry about.

I mean, in case you haven't
noticed, I moved on.

Yeah, but maybe be hasn't.

All I'm saying is,

what happens whenever
Miles wakes up one day

and he realizes that he walked away

from the woman that he loves

because someone on the internet
claiming to be God told him to?

There's only room for
two in a relationship,

and I just...

I don't wanna be the odd man
out at the end of this.

I get that. And you won't be.

I promise.

Hi. Can I help you?

Yes, I'm here to see Trevor Scott.

He's in a meeting right now,

but he should be out any minute

- if you'd like to wait.
- Thank you.

Miles.

Rose, what are you doing here?

I work here. It's my father's company.

What are you doing here?

I'm here to see a friend, Trevor Scott.

You're kidding. I didn't know
that you guys were friends.

Yeah, yeah... for a few months.

How well do you know each other?

Pretty well considering I've
known him my whole life.

He was best friends with
my brother, Joseph,

and after he died, Trevor
was really there for me.

He's like family.

Miles.

What are you doing here?

I was just in the neighborhood,

and I thought I would stop by to say hi.

I didn't realize you worked with Rose.

Dad, this is Miles.

This is the guy I was telling you about.

He's the whole reason that
James and I are together.

I owe you a big thank you.
It's nice to meet you.

I'm really sorry, but
we have to get going,

sweetheart, if we're
gonna make our lunch.

Oh, it was great running
into you, Miles.

Oh, but you and Cara are coming

to the rehearsal dinner tomorrow, right?

- Wouldn't miss it.
- Great. See you there.

What the hell are you doing here, Miles?

Look, man, I'm sorry to
just show up like this,

but I needed to talk to you

about what you said at my podcast.

- There's nothing to talk about.
- Yes, there is.

The woman you're in love with is Rose.

Keep your voice down.

You never told her
how you felt, did you?

Because of you, no.

I never got the chance.

Look, after her brother died,

things were really hard

for the both of us.

We started to spend a
lot of time together,

and...

I fell in love.

So why not tell her?

I was going to the night
she got back from Paris.

We were supposed to meet
up, but she never made it

'cause she got sidetracked
in Times Square,

I'm sure you remember.

Yes. I am sorry about that.

Yeah, well, unfortunately that
doesn't do me any good now.

Anyway, I think we're done here.

Actually, we're not.

You're my new Friend Suggestion.

So I am here to figure
out how to help you.

Are you kidding?

I don't want your help.

Look, I know why you're mad at me,

but you gotta let that go.

Rose and Freemont were
meant to be together.

Unless the God Account was wrong.

Think about it.

It sends you a Friend Suggestion for me

two days before Rose is getting married?

That can't be a coincidence.

I thought I lost my chance with Rose.

I was gonna get over it
and move on with my life.

But now that I'm your Friend Suggestion,

I think the God Account wants
Rose and I to be together.

What are you saying?

You wanna help me?

Figure out a way to break them up.

Yeah... no. No, no.

I... I can't do that.

Sure you can. You just don't want to.

But seeing as I'm your
Friend Suggestion,

you have to help me.

Wedding's in 48 hours,
Miles. Better work fast.

Okay, Miles, you can't seriously
break up Rose and Freemont.

Hey, of course I'm not
gonna break them up,

but there must be something else
I'm supposed to do for Trevor.

I just have to find a way
to back him off of this

until I can figure it out.

Or you can convince him
to tell Rose the truth,

have him lay it all out
on the line, you know?

Maybe that way, he can finally move on.

Rakesh, that is a terrible idea.

Rose is getting married this weekend.

Not to mention they work together.

I mean, if he told her the truth,
that could ruin their friendship.

You're right.

So how am I supposed
to get through to him?

I mean, is it too much
to hope he meets someone

who sweeps him off his
feet in the next 24 hours?

Maybe not.

I mean, Rakesh, your soul mate app.

Oh, yes. Dude, that is a great idea.

Yeah, give me your phone.
I can download it right now.

Guys, I was just joking.

There's no way that Trevor's
just gonna get over Rose

because some app tells him he's
compatible with someone else.

Well, when Jaya broke up with Rakesh,

he said he couldn't imagine
himself with anyone else,

and then the app matched
him with Lulu, and...

Yeah, I could finally see

that there was someone
else out there for me.

I mean, granted she's off
running a country and stuff,

but still.

- It's worth a shot.
- All right.

Okay, now we just need to find Trevor.

It's not like I caught her
kissing someone in the kitchen.

This is Times Square!

On every single JumboTron
for the entire world to see.

And to make matters
worse, he's a soldier.

I'm talking Captain America here, right?

So I march right up to him,
look him dead in the eye,

and I say...

"Thank you for your service."

Thanks very much, everyone.

You've been great.

Miles, how did you know I was here?

Well, I saw you check in on Facebook.

I thought you were just
coming down for a laugh.

I did not expect you to be on stage.

You know, you're pretty funny, man.

How long you been doing stand-up?

About six months.

After everything with Rose and Freemont,

I was in a bad place.

Wandered in here hoping
to get my mind off things,

it was open mic night,

figured what the hell...
I needed to vent.

Turns out it's pretty good therapy.

And now I'm in here every chance I get.

Well, it doesn't hurt that the
audience seems to like you.

You ever thought about
making a career out of it?

Nah. Maybe in a different life.

But in this one, I'm a paper salesman.

Hey, if you don't like what you're
doing, why not do something else?

- I can't.
- Why not?

I made a promise to Joseph

that if anything ever happened to him,

I would look after his family.

But I'm not complaining.

It brought me closer to Rose.

Look, Trevor.

I want you to end up
with the right person.

I really do.

But I don't think it's Rose.

And before you say anything...

I think I can prove it to you.

You know I appreciate the company, Dad,

but Emily will be here any minute.

I know.

At least let me finish my
drink before you kick me out.

Hey.

- Hi, Arthur.
- Hey, nice to see you.

- You too.
- I'll just grab my coat.

Oh, actually, I am so sorry, Al,

but I have to cancel
our plans for tonight.

Something just came up,

but I promise I will make it up to you.

- Can I talk to you a sec?
- Yeah.

When you say something came
up, do you mean Tracy?

- Ali, how did...
- This morning,

a text from her popped up on your phone.

I didn't mean to look,

and I was even debating
saying anything, but...

She's just a friend, so there
is nothing to worry about.

You're canceling plans with
me to go out with her.

How can you say there's
nothing to worry about?

Because there isn't.

Look, all I'm asking is
for you to trust me.

Okay.

Thank you. Call you later?

Wanna talk about it?

- You heard all that, didn't you?
- Well, I'm not that far away.

I just can't shake the feeling

that Emily is lying to me
about seeing someone else.

Ali, if she wanted to walk,
she could've the moment

that you told her that you
had cancer, and she didn't.

That says something about a person.

Yeah, but maybe... maybe
things have gotten too hard.

Become too real.

Or maybe she's just trying to
protect herself in case...

There isn't going to be an "in case."

But the foundation of every
relationship is based on trust.

Regardless of what else
is going on in your life,

if you don't have that,
it'll never work.

The Soul Mate app?

You gotta be kidding me.

You've listened to my podcast,

which means you've heard
me talk about it.

Yeah, I heard all about Rakesh and Lulu,

- but still...
- Look, how about we make a deal, hmm?

I'll put your name in,
and if Rose comes up,

I'll help you, no questions asked.

But if she doesn't, you hear me out.

If Rose is supposed
to be your soul mate,

then you have nothing to lose.

- Okay, deal.
- All right.

Marla Fields?

It says she's from Wichita.

I know the location isn't ideal,

but this app matches
people who are compatible

- on all levels.
- But it can't tell me how I feel.

Love doesn't work that way.

Do you have any idea what it's like

to watch the woman you
love be with someone else

and nod along like you're okay with it?

Actually, I do.

The other night, I was on my way

to tell Cara that I was
still in love with her

and that breaking up with her

was the biggest mistake
that I had ever made.

I got all the way to her office

when I saw her with her new boyfriend.

And as hard as it was to see,

I knew she was happy and
that she had moved on

and that it was time
for me to do the same.

Maybe you shouldn't have.

Maybe if you told her how you felt,

you'd be willing to help me.

Maybe the God Account wants
us to help each other.

Trevor, I cannot break them up.

You're really gonna turn your
back on a Friend Suggestion?

I'm sorry.

So am I.

_

_

_

See? The God Account
sent five more likes

since I left the club.

Well, maybe it's the God Account

trying to help you out with Trevor.

I don't think so.

Likes are usually weird,
but always specific

and never halfway across the world.

Wait, do you think something
happened to the God Account

when you tried to break
through the firewall?

I don't know.

I mean, yeah, I guess it's possible.

I'll reach out to Corey and
see what I can find out.

Meanwhile, how'd it go
with my... my app?

Good and bad.

It said that Trevor's soul mate

was some woman named Marla from Wichita.

Mm.

He didn't buy it and
refuses to back down.

Hold on. He didn't buy it?

- No.
- Okay,

first of all, as the
inventor of this app,

I am insulted.

And second of all...

There is no second of all.
I'm just insulted.

Look, you said when you met Lulu,

the chemistry was undeniable.

If we can get Trevor in
front of this Marla person,

maybe he'll feel the same.

Hmm, that makes sense.

Okay, yeah.

I'll see if I can track her down.

_

- Uh, Miles?
- What?

Did you happen to tell Trevor
how you feel about Cara?

Yeah.

That you were gonna
tell her you love her

and breaking up with her was
the biggest mistake of your life?

Wait, dude, how did you know that?

'Cause he posted it on your website

where everyone subscribed
to you can see it.

Including Cara.

Rakesh, you need to delete
those posts, like, now.

Yeah, I am, okay?

We can't delete them with our minds,

so it's gonna take a few seconds.

- If Cara sees this...
- Things will be awkward.

- We know.
- Not just that.

You heard what she said about
Trevor telling Rose how he felt,

how it can ruin their friendship.

I can't risk that.

Well, you won't have to.

All right? Done.

Gone, deleted.

Unless Cara was on your
website at this exact moment,

- we're good.
- Okay, well, can you block Trevor

from posting just to be safe?

Already did, but you know,
all he has to do is

create another username and
he can start blasting you again,

so I suggest you just talk to him.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna talk to him.

And let me know if you
hear back from Corey.

See if we can get to the
bottom of what's going on

- with the God Account.
- Will do, and I'll look into

this Marla from Wichita.

Show Trevor not to doubt my app.

Hey, what the hell are
you thinking, huh?

I am trying to help you,

and this is how you're gonna repay me?

You're not trying to help me.

You said it yourself.

Your posts could've ruined
things between Cara and I.

Or it could've gotten you

everything you've ever wanted.

Look, I get what heartbreak feels like

more than anyone else.

We're the same, Miles.

We're both in love with women
who are with someone else.

Just promise me

you won't ever try
anything like that again.

I won't. And I'm sorry.

I love her, Miles,

and I don't wanna wake up
one day and wonder "what if."

Hey, guys. Did I interrupt something?

No, we're good. What's going on?

Well, I know it's last-minute,

but I was hoping you
might say a few words

at the rehearsal dinner tonight.

- Me?
- Yeah.

You know how important you are to me.

- Aw.
- Just speak from the heart.

You've always known what to say.

Sure. I'd love to.

Great.

Well, I'll see you guys tonight.

I'm out of time, Miles.

I need to tell her tonight.

Just like she said,

I need to stand up and
speak from the heart.

I am pretty sure that's
not what she meant

when she asked you to speak.

She deserves to know,
and I deserve to tell her.

Okay, what happens

when she tells you she doesn't
feel the same, hmm?

What then?

It can't hurt more than
the pain of sitting by

and watching her marry someone else.

- Trevor...
- You're off the hook, Miles.

I'll see you tonight.

So what do you mean the
God Account is glitching?

It sent Miles, like,
a bunch of random likes

that couldn't possibly
have anything to do

with his Friend Suggestion.

- So?
- So...

Look, the God Account
doesn't always point him

in a straight line, but this
is something more than that.

Look, I'm saying what if we
inadvertently did something

when we were trying to hack it?

- Like what?
- I don't know.

But like you said, you saw your code

when we were trying to break
through the firewall,

which means it was exposed,

even if it was only for a few seconds.

Yeah, and then it shut us out.

Look, I can't speak to
what the God Account

normally does or doesn't do,

but even the best of codes can glitch.

I mean, yeah, I guess.

Excuse me a moment.

Hey, honey, I'm kind of in the
middle of something right now.

I... what?

Is he okay?

No, I'm glad you called me.

Yeah, yeah, I'm on my way.

- I have to go.
- Everything okay?

Yeah, just some family stuff.

Hey, before you go, can I
check your phone real quick?

The Raspberry Pi that Zach installed,

it had, like, a traffic log on it.

Maybe something was happening
with the Wi-Fi during the hack.

Sorry, I deleted the app.

Can't take a chance
of DARPA finding out.

I'll see you later.

Zach.

Dude, I was in the zone, okay?

Hey, I'm sorry. Listen... listen to me.

Corey deleted the Raspberry
Pi app from his phone.

Smart.

Well, can you do me a favor
and recover the data?

You mind telling me why?

Just need to check something.

All right. Give me a few hours.

- I'll drop it into your drive.
- All right.

Miles, Cara. So glad you
guys could make it.

Yeah, of course. I mean,
we wouldn't miss this.

Be prepared to be treated
like celebrities.

You can't imagine how many times

my father has told the
JumboTron story tonight.

Somehow it gets bigger and
more outrageous every time.

Yeah. I'm gonna grab us some drinks

before things get started.

Thank you, Miles.

It's not every day you get to
live out your own fairytale.

Hey, you two deserve it.

Oh, I gotta... excuse me.

There's Trevor.

- All right, wish me luck.
- Yeah.

Whatever you're gonna say, don't.

You're not gonna talk
me out of this, Miles.

- I have to tell her.
- Okay, look.

If that's what you have to do, fine.

But you need to ask yourself,
who are you doing this for?

Look, you said we're the same, right?

You know, I look at Cara
and I see someone I love.

But real love

is putting someone else's
happiness above your own

no matter how hard that may be.

Because at the end of the day,

having them in your life

means so much more than the alternative.

Well, Rose and I just
wanted to thank all of you

for being here with us tonight.

We can't imagine

starting this next stage of our
lives together without you.

Look at her. Look how happy she is.

Now, when Rose and I found each other,

I knew that I was the
luckiest man alive.

And then I met her family,
this amazing group of people

who've loved each other
through good times and bad.

And I'd like to introduce
you to one of them.

Now, while he may not
be related by blood,

I know he's both a son to Charles

and a brother to Rose

and someone who I hope
to call family as well.

Trevor, get on up here.

- Come on.
- Yeah.

I don't wanna lose her.

You don't have to.

- Thank you.
- Hey.

Do you think you got through to him?

I hope so.

Thank you, James.

Uh, tonight, we're here
to celebrate love,

pure and simple.

And while I don't claim to be an expert,

I know it when I see it.

Uh...

I've known Rose a long time,

and all I've ever wanted
is for her to be happy.

But...

Maybe...

she'd be happiest with me.

You said to speak from the heart.

Well, my heart belongs to you.

I love you, Rose.

I love you.

Trevor. Trevor.

- Trevor, wait.
- I needed to know.

And now that I do, I've lost her.

She'll never wanna see me again.

- None of them will.
- That is not true, okay?

- That is your family.
- No.

I don't think they are anymore.

Rose, come on in.

What's going on?

God, I'm sorry for showing up like this.

Have you heard from Trevor?

No. I tried calling him,
but I think his phone is off.

I know. I went to his place.
He wasn't there.

- I'm worried.
- Hey, don't be, okay?

We're gonna find him. I promise.

Let me ask you something, Miles.

Is Trevor your Friend Suggestion?

Yes.

Yeah, I kind of figured

when you started showing up
in his life out of nowhere.

I just never thought
that this was about me.

I'm so sorry about yesterday.

I did not think he was actually
gonna go through with it.

What did he say to you after he left?

He said he thought you'd
never wanna see him again.

Oh, but I do. I can't lose him.

He's too important to me, to my family.

I just have to find him
and make him see that.

Okay, well, I mean,

do you have any idea
of where he could be?

No.

I wish Joseph was here.

He would know what to do.

He was the one person
that Trevor would turn to.

Hey, maybe he still is.

_

Trevor.

What are you doing here?

Looking for you.

Well, you found me.

Sorry for... ruining your
night, ruining everything.

Trevor, you didn't ruin anything.

Of course I did.

I can't take back what I said.

I'm not asking you to.

All I'm asking is that we find
a way to move forward.

How?

You expect me to walk into
work Monday morning?

Face your father? Face you?

Pretend like none of this ever happened?

So what? That's your answer?

You're just gonna walk away?

Never see any of us again?

Yes.

Well, you don't get to do that.

You don't get to walk away
from the people that love you.

And I'm sorry that it's not the
kind of love that you want,

but we need to get past this.

- What if we can't?
- We have to.

I already lost Joseph.

And I won't lose you too.

Hey.

Do you... do you have a second?

I owe you an explanation
about last night.

Tracy's not just a friend.

She's your ex.

Yeah, I looked her up online.

Yes, we dated,

but I told you, you have
nothing to worry about.

How can you say that?

You asked me to trust you,
and then you lied to me.

Yes, and I'm sorry.

But that's why I'm here, so...
so that I can explain...

- There's nothing to explain.
- Yes, there is.

Look, Tracy was the first woman
that I fell in love with,

and when we broke up, I never thought

that I would have those feelings again.

And then I met you.

When I ran into Tracy a few days ago,

she said she wanted
to get back together.

And that's why I met up with her,

so I can tell her.

Tell her what?

That I fell in love with someone else.

You love me?

Yes, I do.

And look, I know I didn't
handle things right,

so I promise if you need to...

I love you too.

All right, so next up,

we have some great performers for you.

- Thanks for coming, Miles.
- Hey, I wouldn't miss it for the world.

And I heard that you
quit the paper company.

Yeah, thanks to you.

What do you mean?

Well, if you didn't get
involved in my life,

I'd still be there wondering "what if."

You know, it's funny.

Six months ago,

when you brought Rose
and Freemont together,

I thought that was the
worst day of my life.

Turns out, it was the best.

How so?

That was the night I
first ended up in here,

first discovered what I
was really meant to do.

Well, maybe that's what the
God Account had in mind

the whole time.

I'm sorry to interrupt.

I'm following you on stage tonight.

I just wanted to introduce myself.

Yeah, I'm new to town, so...

My name's Marla, by the way.

You wouldn't happen to be
from Wichita, would you?

Yeah. What? Wait. How did you know that?

It's a long story, one I'd
be happy to tell you about.

Uh, maybe we should grab a drink.

Yeah, I would love that.

- Meet you at the bar.
- Okay.

You know, for what it's worth,

telling Rose how I felt worked out.

Maybe you should tell Cara.

You did say she was coming tonight.

Hey.

Hey. Perfect timing. I'm all set.

Actually, I don't think
I can go tonight.

Is everything okay?

Not really. No.

You remember when I told you

that Miles would wake up one day

and realize that he made a mistake?

- Yeah.
- I was right.

I was listening to Miles's
podcast the other day,

and his latest Friend Suggestion

posted a message to
his website about you.

He said he still loves you

and breaking up was a huge mistake.

I told you I... I can't
be the odd man out.

- Adam, I mean, I didn't even...
- Cara, I'm sorry.

Adam.

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- Miles, we need to talk.
- Yeah, yeah, what's up?

- Corey lied to us.
- Huh?

Yeah, when we were
hacking the God Account,

he launched a virus, and
it's corrupting the account.

Wait, that's why it's been glitching.

Yeah, but there's more than that.

If we don't figure this out
in the next 24 hours,

the God Account will be destroyed.