Glee (2009–2015): Season 1, Episode 3 - Acafellas - full transcript
Will forms the Acafellas, an all-male acapella vocal group, and spends more time building his own confidence than he does with the glee club. In Will's absence, the glee club decides to hire a well-known choreographer to help coach them to Nationals. Meanwhile, Mercedes is bitten by the love bug, but her feelings aren't reciprocated. When the Acafellas perform for the P.T.A., they get a surprise visit backstage from Josh Groban.
Poison. Yeah, Spiderman
and Freeze in full effect.
You ready, Ken?
I'm ready.
You ready, Henri?
I'm ready Will, are you?
Aw yeah. Break it down.
Girl
Girl I must
Warn you
I sense something strange in my
Mind
The situation is
Serious
Let's cure it 'cause we're running out
Of time
Can't get her out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her
Wrong move you're dead!
That girl is
Poison
Never trust a big butt and smile
That girl is
Poison
Poison, deadly, moving it slow
Lookin' for a mellow fellow like DeVoe
Getting paid, laid, so better lay low
Schemin' on the hots,
might end the pro show
Low pro hoe she'll be
cut like an Afro
See what you're sayin', huh? She weighin' me,
but I know she's a loser.
How do you know?
Me and the crew used to do her
Hit the beat
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I love you
But I gotta stay true
My morals got me on my knees
I'm beggin', please
Stop playing games.
I don't know what you do
but you do it well
I'm under your spell.
Gotcha under my spell.
You got me beggin' you
for mercy
why won't you release me?
I'm beggin' you for mercy.
Why won't you release me?
Mercy.
Show me some mercy.
I said release me.
You got me beggin' you
for mercy.
Show me some mercy.
You got me beggin' you.
Give me some mercy.
I said release me.
I bust the windows out your car
And no it didn't mend
my broken heart
I'll probably always
have these ugly scars
But right now
I don't care about that part
I bust the windows out your car
Hey!
After I saw you
looking right at her
I didn't wanna but I took my turn
I'm glad I did it 'cause
you had to learn...
I must admit it helped a little bit
To think of how you felt
when you saw it
I didn't know that I had
that much strength
But I'm glad you see
what happens when...
I bust the windows out your car
You know I did it
'cause I left my mark
Wrote my initials with the crowbar
And then I drove off into the dark
I bust the windows out your car
You should feel lucky that was all I did
After five whole years of this bullshit
Gave you all of me and you played with it
I bust the windows out your car
Ah tick tock you don't stop
stop
Ah tick tock you don't stop
stop
I know you're not gonna sing
that song!
Tick tock you don't stop
To the heart, tick tock you don't stop
I know you're not gonna sing that song
Come inside take off your coat
I'll make you feel at home
Now let's pour a glass of wine
'Cause now we're all alone
I've been waiting all night
So just let me hold you close to me
'Cause I've been dieing for you girl
To make love to me
I wanna sex you up
Tick tock you don't stop
Let me take off all your clothes
Disconnect the phone so nobody knows
Let me light a candle
So we can make it better
Makin love until we drown
Girl you make me feel real good
We can do it till we both wake up
Girl you know I'm hooked on you
And this is what I'll do
I wanna sex you up
and Freeze in full effect.
You ready, Ken?
I'm ready.
You ready, Henri?
I'm ready Will, are you?
Aw yeah. Break it down.
Girl
Girl I must
Warn you
I sense something strange in my
Mind
The situation is
Serious
Let's cure it 'cause we're running out
Of time
Can't get her out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her
Wrong move you're dead!
That girl is
Poison
Never trust a big butt and smile
That girl is
Poison
Poison, deadly, moving it slow
Lookin' for a mellow fellow like DeVoe
Getting paid, laid, so better lay low
Schemin' on the hots,
might end the pro show
Low pro hoe she'll be
cut like an Afro
See what you're sayin', huh? She weighin' me,
but I know she's a loser.
How do you know?
Me and the crew used to do her
Hit the beat
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I love you
But I gotta stay true
My morals got me on my knees
I'm beggin', please
Stop playing games.
I don't know what you do
but you do it well
I'm under your spell.
Gotcha under my spell.
You got me beggin' you
for mercy
why won't you release me?
I'm beggin' you for mercy.
Why won't you release me?
Mercy.
Show me some mercy.
I said release me.
You got me beggin' you
for mercy.
Show me some mercy.
You got me beggin' you.
Give me some mercy.
I said release me.
I bust the windows out your car
And no it didn't mend
my broken heart
I'll probably always
have these ugly scars
But right now
I don't care about that part
I bust the windows out your car
Hey!
After I saw you
looking right at her
I didn't wanna but I took my turn
I'm glad I did it 'cause
you had to learn...
I must admit it helped a little bit
To think of how you felt
when you saw it
I didn't know that I had
that much strength
But I'm glad you see
what happens when...
I bust the windows out your car
You know I did it
'cause I left my mark
Wrote my initials with the crowbar
And then I drove off into the dark
I bust the windows out your car
You should feel lucky that was all I did
After five whole years of this bullshit
Gave you all of me and you played with it
I bust the windows out your car
Ah tick tock you don't stop
stop
Ah tick tock you don't stop
stop
I know you're not gonna sing
that song!
Tick tock you don't stop
To the heart, tick tock you don't stop
I know you're not gonna sing that song
Come inside take off your coat
I'll make you feel at home
Now let's pour a glass of wine
'Cause now we're all alone
I've been waiting all night
So just let me hold you close to me
'Cause I've been dieing for you girl
To make love to me
I wanna sex you up
Tick tock you don't stop
Let me take off all your clothes
Disconnect the phone so nobody knows
Let me light a candle
So we can make it better
Makin love until we drown
Girl you make me feel real good
We can do it till we both wake up
Girl you know I'm hooked on you
And this is what I'll do
I wanna sex you up