Glee (2009–2015): Season 1, Episode 20 - Theatricality - full transcript
Will encourages the Glee Club to express themselves using the music of Lady Gaga. Meanwhile, Tina embraces her inner Goth.
Funny
Did you hear that?
Funny
Yeah, the guy said: Honey
you're a funny girl
that's me
I just keep them
in stitches
Doubled in half
And though I may be
All wrong for the guy
I'm good for a laugh
I guess it's not funny
Life is far from sunny
When the laugh is over
And the joke's on you
A girl ought to have a sense of humor
That's one thing
You really need for sure
When you're a
funny girl
The fellow said a
funny girl
Funny
How it ain't so funny?
Funny girl
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-mah-mah
Gaga, ooh la la
Want your bad romance!
I want your ugly,
I want your disease
I want your everything
as long as it's free
I want your love
Love, love, love.
I want your love.
I want your psycho,
your vertigo stick
Want you in my rear window,
baby, you're sick
I want your love
Love, love, love
I want your love.
I want your love.
You know that I want you
and you know that I need you.
Because I'm a freak, baby!
I want it bad,
bad romance.
I want your love
and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance.
I want your love
and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance.
Caught in a bad romance.
Walk, walk fashion baby,
work it, move that thing crazy
Walk, walk fashion baby,
work it, move that thing crazy
Walk, walk fashion baby,
work it, move that thing crazy
Walk, walk passion baby,
work it. I'm a freak, baby!
I want your love
and I want your revenge
I want your love
I don't want to be friends
Want your bad romance!
Caught in a bad romance
Want your bad romance!
I want your love
and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love
and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Want your bad romance
Caught in a bad romance
Want your bad romance
Want your bad romance
Caught in a bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-mah-mah
Gaga, ooh la la
Want your bad romance!
Well, the night's begun
and you want some fun
Do you think you're gonna find it?
Think you're gonna find it?
You got to treat yourself
like number one
Do you need to be reminded?
Need to be reminded?
It doesn't matter
what you do or say
Just forget the things
that you've been told
We can't do it any other way
Everybody's got to rock and roll
Shout it, shout it
Shout it out loud
Shout it, shout it
Shout it out loud
If you don't feel good
There's a way you could
Don't sit there broken hearted
Sit there broken hearted
Call all your friends
in the neighborhood
And get the party started
Get the party started
Don't let 'em tell you
that there's too much noise
They're too old
to really understand
You'll still get rowdy
with the girls and boys
'Cause it's time for you
to take a stand
Yeah, yeah
Yeah!
Shout it, shout it
Shout it out loud
You got to have a party
Shout it, shout it
Shout it out loud
Turn it up louder
Shout it, shout it
Shout it out loud
Oh, yeah
yeah
Shout it, shout it
Shout it out loud
Hear it getting louder
Shout it, shout it
Shout it out loud
Beth I hear you calling
But I can't come home right now
Me and the boys are playing
And we just can't find the sound
Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them calling
Oh Beth, what can I do?
Beth, what can I do?
You say you feel so empty
That our house just ain't our home
I'm always somewhere else
And you're always there alone
Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them calling
Oh Beth, what can I do?
Beth, what can I do?
Beth, I know you're lonely
And I hope you'll be all right
'Cause me and the boys will be playing
All night.
All night.
I want to hold 'em
like they do in Texas Plays.
Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it,
baby, stay with me.
Love the game and intuition
play the cards
with spades to start.
And after he's been hooked
I'll play the one
that's on his heart.
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh
oh, oh oh, oh
I'll get him hot
and show him what I've got
Oh, oh oh, oh
Oh oh, oh
I'll get him hot
and show him what I've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face.
She's got to love nobody.
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face.
She's got to love nobody.
Po po po po poker face
po po poker face
Po po po po poker face
po po poker face
I wanna roll with him
a hard pair we will be.
A little gambling
is fun when you're with me.
Russian roulette is not
the same without a gun.
And baby, when it's love
if it's not rough, it isn't fun.
Oh, oh oh, oh
Oooh, oh oh, oh
I'll get him hot
show him what I got
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, he can't read my
poker face.
She's got to love nobody.
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, he can't read my
poker face.
She's got to love nobody.
I won't tell you that I love you
kiss or hug you,
'cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin.
I'm not lying
I'm just stunnin'
with my love-glue-gunning.
Just like a chick in the casino
take your bank
before I pay you out
I promise this
I promise this.
Check this hand
'cause I am marvelous.
I'm marvelous
I'm marvelous
I'm marvelous
So marvelous
She's got to love nobody.
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, he can't read my
poker face.
She's got to love nobody.
Did you hear that?
Funny
Yeah, the guy said: Honey
you're a funny girl
that's me
I just keep them
in stitches
Doubled in half
And though I may be
All wrong for the guy
I'm good for a laugh
I guess it's not funny
Life is far from sunny
When the laugh is over
And the joke's on you
A girl ought to have a sense of humor
That's one thing
You really need for sure
When you're a
funny girl
The fellow said a
funny girl
Funny
How it ain't so funny?
Funny girl
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-mah-mah
Gaga, ooh la la
Want your bad romance!
I want your ugly,
I want your disease
I want your everything
as long as it's free
I want your love
Love, love, love.
I want your love.
I want your psycho,
your vertigo stick
Want you in my rear window,
baby, you're sick
I want your love
Love, love, love
I want your love.
I want your love.
You know that I want you
and you know that I need you.
Because I'm a freak, baby!
I want it bad,
bad romance.
I want your love
and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance.
I want your love
and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance.
Caught in a bad romance.
Walk, walk fashion baby,
work it, move that thing crazy
Walk, walk fashion baby,
work it, move that thing crazy
Walk, walk fashion baby,
work it, move that thing crazy
Walk, walk passion baby,
work it. I'm a freak, baby!
I want your love
and I want your revenge
I want your love
I don't want to be friends
Want your bad romance!
Caught in a bad romance
Want your bad romance!
I want your love
and I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love
and all your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
Want your bad romance
Caught in a bad romance
Want your bad romance
Want your bad romance
Caught in a bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah
Roma, roma-mah-mah
Gaga, ooh la la
Want your bad romance!
Well, the night's begun
and you want some fun
Do you think you're gonna find it?
Think you're gonna find it?
You got to treat yourself
like number one
Do you need to be reminded?
Need to be reminded?
It doesn't matter
what you do or say
Just forget the things
that you've been told
We can't do it any other way
Everybody's got to rock and roll
Shout it, shout it
Shout it out loud
Shout it, shout it
Shout it out loud
If you don't feel good
There's a way you could
Don't sit there broken hearted
Sit there broken hearted
Call all your friends
in the neighborhood
And get the party started
Get the party started
Don't let 'em tell you
that there's too much noise
They're too old
to really understand
You'll still get rowdy
with the girls and boys
'Cause it's time for you
to take a stand
Yeah, yeah
Yeah!
Shout it, shout it
Shout it out loud
You got to have a party
Shout it, shout it
Shout it out loud
Turn it up louder
Shout it, shout it
Shout it out loud
Oh, yeah
yeah
Shout it, shout it
Shout it out loud
Hear it getting louder
Shout it, shout it
Shout it out loud
Beth I hear you calling
But I can't come home right now
Me and the boys are playing
And we just can't find the sound
Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them calling
Oh Beth, what can I do?
Beth, what can I do?
You say you feel so empty
That our house just ain't our home
I'm always somewhere else
And you're always there alone
Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them calling
Oh Beth, what can I do?
Beth, what can I do?
Beth, I know you're lonely
And I hope you'll be all right
'Cause me and the boys will be playing
All night.
All night.
I want to hold 'em
like they do in Texas Plays.
Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it,
baby, stay with me.
Love the game and intuition
play the cards
with spades to start.
And after he's been hooked
I'll play the one
that's on his heart.
Oh, oh oh, oh, oh
oh, oh oh, oh
I'll get him hot
and show him what I've got
Oh, oh oh, oh
Oh oh, oh
I'll get him hot
and show him what I've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face.
She's got to love nobody.
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face.
She's got to love nobody.
Po po po po poker face
po po poker face
Po po po po poker face
po po poker face
I wanna roll with him
a hard pair we will be.
A little gambling
is fun when you're with me.
Russian roulette is not
the same without a gun.
And baby, when it's love
if it's not rough, it isn't fun.
Oh, oh oh, oh
Oooh, oh oh, oh
I'll get him hot
show him what I got
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, he can't read my
poker face.
She's got to love nobody.
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, he can't read my
poker face.
She's got to love nobody.
I won't tell you that I love you
kiss or hug you,
'cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin.
I'm not lying
I'm just stunnin'
with my love-glue-gunning.
Just like a chick in the casino
take your bank
before I pay you out
I promise this
I promise this.
Check this hand
'cause I am marvelous.
I'm marvelous
I'm marvelous
I'm marvelous
So marvelous
She's got to love nobody.
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, he can't read my
poker face.
She's got to love nobody.