Glee (2009–2015): Season 1, Episode 20 - Theatricality - full transcript

Funny

Did you hear that?

Funny

Yeah, the guy said: Honey

you're a funny girl

that's me

I just keep them
in stitches

Doubled in half

And though I may be

All wrong for the guy

I'm good for a laugh



I guess it's not funny

Life is far from sunny

When the laugh is over

And the joke's on you

A girl ought to have a sense of humor

That's one thing

You really need for sure

When you're a
funny girl

The fellow said a
funny girl

Funny

How it ain't so funny?

Funny girl

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah

Roma, roma-mah-mah



Gaga, ooh la la

Want your bad romance!

I want your ugly,
I want your disease

I want your everything
as long as it's free

I want your love

Love, love, love.
I want your love.

I want your psycho,
your vertigo stick

Want you in my rear window,
baby, you're sick

I want your love

Love, love, love
I want your love.

I want your love.

You know that I want you

and you know that I need you.
Because I'm a freak, baby!

I want it bad,
bad romance.

I want your love
and I want your revenge

You and me could write a bad romance.

I want your love
and all your lover's revenge

You and me could write a bad romance.

Caught in a bad romance.

Walk, walk fashion baby,
work it, move that thing crazy

Walk, walk fashion baby,
work it, move that thing crazy

Walk, walk fashion baby,
work it, move that thing crazy

Walk, walk passion baby,
work it. I'm a freak, baby!

I want your love
and I want your revenge

I want your love
I don't want to be friends

Want your bad romance!
Caught in a bad romance

Want your bad romance!

I want your love
and I want your revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

I want your love
and all your lover's revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

Want your bad romance

Caught in a bad romance

Want your bad romance

Want your bad romance

Caught in a bad romance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah

Roma, roma-mah-mah

Gaga, ooh la la

Want your bad romance!

Well, the night's begun
and you want some fun

Do you think you're gonna find it?

Think you're gonna find it?

You got to treat yourself
like number one

Do you need to be reminded?

Need to be reminded?

It doesn't matter
what you do or say

Just forget the things
that you've been told

We can't do it any other way

Everybody's got to rock and roll

Shout it, shout it

Shout it out loud

Shout it, shout it

Shout it out loud

If you don't feel good

There's a way you could

Don't sit there broken hearted

Sit there broken hearted

Call all your friends
in the neighborhood

And get the party started

Get the party started

Don't let 'em tell you
that there's too much noise

They're too old
to really understand

You'll still get rowdy
with the girls and boys

'Cause it's time for you
to take a stand

Yeah, yeah

Yeah!
Shout it, shout it

Shout it out loud

You got to have a party

Shout it, shout it

Shout it out loud

Turn it up louder

Shout it, shout it

Shout it out loud

Oh, yeah
yeah

Shout it, shout it

Shout it out loud

Hear it getting louder

Shout it, shout it

Shout it out loud

Beth I hear you calling

But I can't come home right now

Me and the boys are playing

And we just can't find the sound

Just a few more hours

And I'll be right home to you

I think I hear them calling

Oh Beth, what can I do?

Beth, what can I do?

You say you feel so empty

That our house just ain't our home

I'm always somewhere else

And you're always there alone

Just a few more hours

And I'll be right home to you

I think I hear them calling

Oh Beth, what can I do?

Beth, what can I do?

Beth, I know you're lonely

And I hope you'll be all right

'Cause me and the boys will be playing

All night.

All night.

I want to hold 'em
like they do in Texas Plays.

Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it,

baby, stay with me.

Love the game and intuition
play the cards

with spades to start.

And after he's been hooked

I'll play the one

that's on his heart.

Oh, oh oh, oh, oh

oh, oh oh, oh

I'll get him hot

and show him what I've got

Oh, oh oh, oh

Oh oh, oh
I'll get him hot

and show him what I've got

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face.

She's got to love nobody.

Can't read my, can't read my

No, he can't read my poker face.

She's got to love nobody.

Po po po po poker face
po po poker face

Po po po po poker face
po po poker face

I wanna roll with him

a hard pair we will be.

A little gambling

is fun when you're with me.

Russian roulette is not
the same without a gun.

And baby, when it's love
if it's not rough, it isn't fun.

Oh, oh oh, oh

Oooh, oh oh, oh

I'll get him hot

show him what I got

Can't read my

Can't read my

No, he can't read my
poker face.

She's got to love nobody.

Can't read my
Can't read my

No, he can't read my
poker face.

She's got to love nobody.

I won't tell you that I love you

kiss or hug you,
'cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin.

I'm not lying

I'm just stunnin'
with my love-glue-gunning.

Just like a chick in the casino

take your bank
before I pay you out

I promise this
I promise this.

Check this hand

'cause I am marvelous.

I'm marvelous
I'm marvelous

I'm marvelous

So marvelous

She's got to love nobody.

Can't read my
Can't read my

No, he can't read my
poker face.

She's got to love nobody.