Glee (2009–2015): Season 1, Episode 2 - Showmance - full transcript

The Glee Club performs in front of the school for the first time and pushes their performance to the limits. When Quinn realizes Rachel's realizes her feelings for Finn, she goes to great lengths to keep her man. Meanwhile, Mr. Schuester's wife reveals some surprising news, forcing Will to figure out a new way to make ends meet.

Freak out!

Le freak, c'est chic

Freak out

Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out

Le freak, c'est chic

Freak out

Le freak, c'est chic

Have you heard

About the new dance craze?

Listen to us

I'm sure you'll be amazed



Big fun

She take my money

When I'm in need

Yeah, she's a triflin'

Friend indeed

Oh, she's a gold digger

Way over town

That digs on me

She give me money.
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger

When I'm in need.
But she ain't messin' wit' no broke no broke

She give me money.
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger

When I'm in need.
But she ain't messin' with no broke no broke

I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down

I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down



I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down

I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head

She give me money.
Cutie the bomb, met her at a beauty salon

When I'm in need
With a baby Louis Vuitton

Under her underarm, she said

She give me money.
I can tell you rock

I can tell by your charm.
When I'm in need

Far as girls you got a flock

I can tell by your charm and your arm.
But I'm lookin' for the one

Have you seen her?
No, we ain't seen her!

She give me money.
Now I ain't sayin'she a gold digger

When I'm in need.
But she ain't messin'. With no broke no broke

She give me money.
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger

When I'm in need.
But she ain't messin' with no broke no broke

I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down

I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down

I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head, get down

I gotta leave.
Get down girl, go 'head

She give me money
18 years, 18 years

She got one of yo kids.
Got you for 18 years

I know somebody payin' child
support for one of his kids

His baby mama car
crib is bigger than his

You will see him on
TV any given Sunday

Win the Superbowl.
And drive off in a Hyundai

She was s'pose to buy your
shorty TYCO with your money

She went to the doctor
got lipo with your money

She walkin' around lookin' like
Michael with your money

Should've got that insure
GEICO for your money

If you ain't no punk
Holla 'We want Prenup'

'WE WANT PRENUP!'
Yeah!

All by myself

All by myself, all by myself,
I don't wanna be..

Get up on this!

Get up on this!
Oooh baby, baby

My baby, baby

Oooh Baby, baby

Baby, baby, baby

Get up on this!

Yes! Push it!

Get up on this!
Push it!

Salt, Salt, Salt and Pepa's here!

Now wait a minute, y'all

This dance ain't for everybody

Only the sexy people

So all you fly mothers,
get on out there and dance

Dance, I said!

Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect
Want you to push it, babe

Coolin' by day then at night
Working up a sweat

C'mon girls, let's go show the guys
That we know

How to become number one
In a hot party show

Now push it!

Ah, push it

Push it good!

Ah, push it

Push it real good!

Ah, push it

Push it good!

Ah, push it

P-push it real good!

Ah, push it!

Get up on this!

Yo baby-pop
Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss

Better make it fast
Or else I'm gonna get pissed

Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard
like I wish you would? Now push it!

Ah, push it

Push it good!

Ah, push it

Push it real good!

Ah, push it

Push it good!

Ah, push it

P-push it real good!

Ah, push it!

Get up on this!

Push it!

Get up on this!

Push it!

Get up on this!

Push it!

Push it!

Say a little prayer for you

The moment I wake up

Before I put on my makeup

I say a little prayer for you

While combing my hair now

And wond'ring what dress to wear now

I say a little prayer for you

Forever, forever you'll stay in my heart
And I will love you

Forever and ever we never will part
Oh, how I love you

Together, together that's how it must be
To live without you

Would only mean heartbreak for me

You look so dumb right now

Standing outside my house

Trying to apologize

You're so ugly when you cry

Please, just cut it out

Don' t tell me you're sorry
'cause you're not

And baby, when I know you're only sorry
you got caught

But you put on quite a show,

Really had me going

Now it's time to go,

Curtain's finally closing

That was quite a show

Very entertaining

But it's over now

Go on and take a bow

And the award for

the best liar goes to you

For making me believe

that you could be

faithful to me

Let's hear your speech out

But you put on quite a show,

Really had me going

Now it's time to go,

Curtain's finally closing

That was quite a show

Very entertaining

But it's over now

Go on and take a bow

But it's over now