Glee (2009–2015): Season 1, Episode 13 - Sectionals - full transcript

Sectionals is finally here for the Glee Club, but when Quinn's secret unravels, the club may not be able to recover in time to compete. Meanwhile, Sue's scheming hits an all-time high, and with Emma and Ken's marriage looming, Will makes a decision that could change his life forever.

And ken just seems
kind of angry.

And that's
what you missed on...

¶ glee. ¶

I bet we get stuck
with mr. Sinacori

As our sectionals
advisor.

Oh, the creepy math teacher?

He's always singing
when he walks down the halls.

Hey, guys.

Did any of you
think it was weird

The way that puck
rushed to quinn's aid

During rehearsal
yesterday?



Is it the baby?
Is it coming?

Think we're supposed
to get hot towels.
Would you both just shut up!

There's, like, sweat on the
floor. I slipped, okay?

I'm fine!

No.

I mean, he likes her.

I mean, they're friends.
We all know that.

Rachel:
Yeah, but it seemed
like more than that.

I've never told
you guys this before,

But I'm a little psychic.

I can't read minds
or anything yet,

But I do have
a sixth sense.

Something is definitely
going on there.

Uh, we... We
got to go.



We have to practice.

Oh, and we will, as
soon as mr. Schuester

Names a faculty advisor
to replace him.

There's nothing to be scared of.

I mean, it... It's not
like carrie or anything.

(school bell ringing)

Hey. She's onto it.

I know. It's really
freaking me out.

Hold up.
(phone vibrating)

Artie's buzzing in.
I'm going party line.

Dudes, this
is serious.

If she finds out, she's
going to tell finn.

She's a total
trout mouth.

Kurt wants in.

I say we lock rachel up
until after sectionals.

I volunteer my basement.
We can't.

We need her to sing.
Damn her talent.

We just heard.
Who told?

We assumed
it was you.

Why would
I do that?

To get back at puck.
Aren't you guys dating?

Sex is not dating.

If it were, santana and I
would be dating.

Look, I don't want
to rock the boat.

Since quinn got pregnant,
I'm top dog around here.

Hold up.
Rachel's walking by.

Hey, hot mama?

She's gone.

Look, I know
I screwed up

Telling all you guys
about quinn and puck,

And I feel really
terrible about it,

But we cannot let
rachel figure this out.

If she tells finn,
he's going to flip.

And then, we really have
no chance at sectionals.

Are you sure about this?

But the wedding is on Saturday.

Your wedding.
I know.

We just pushed it back
a few hours.

Now it doesn't have to happen
in broad daylight.

Really, I want
to do this, will.

I want to take the kids
to sectionals.

Okay, but... What about ken?

I mean, he-he's going
to be furious.

I appealed to him
as an educator.

You will always choose schuester
over me.

He won't even be there, ken.

I am doing this for the kids.
I really thought

That you of all people
would understand this.

This time,
I don't think that I do.

He took it great.

Just great.

(laughs)

I can't thank you enough.

(school bell rings)

Rachel:
Hey.

I know it's not my place,
but have you had your doctor run

The full genetic test panel
on your unborn child?

I only ask

Because my cousin, leon,
and his wife got pregnant,

And then they found out that he
was a carrier for tay-sachs.

What's that?

It's a genetic disorder--

Pretty terrible
from what I understand.

If one of the parents
is a carrier,

Then there's, like, a 50% chance
that the child has it

Or something
like that.

No, leon's... Leon's
baby was fine.

(stammering): It was still
pretty scary, though.

My doctor never mentioned that.

You know... I'm such an idiot.

They would only run the test if
one of the parents was jewish.

Yeah, only jews carry the gene.
Oh.

Okay, I'll see you in rehearsal.
(school bell ringing)

You have to take me to go get
those jewish baby tests.

Why? Is that even a real thing?

Because, if something is wrong
with the baby,

Terri schuester
isn't going to take it.

And I can't ask finn.

He'll know something's up.

Does this have
to happen tonight?

Because I have my fight club.

Will:
Hey, guys?

Let's, uh... Let's
gather 'round.

Well... I have found
my replacement.

So, give it up for
ms. Pillsbury.

(sparse applause)

She's the one
they made me talk to

When they found out I was
keeping that bird in my locker.

So, do you even know anything
about music?

Well...
What's important

Is that she cares
about you guys

Every bit as
much as I do.

Now...

(sighs)

I-I don't know what the future
holds for me...

And for us,
but I know, Saturday,

You're going to make me proud.

You guys are going to be great.

So...

Good-bye for now.

Wait.

What about our set list?

I... I can't help you with that.

You've got to figure that out
for yourselves.

All right, guys.

Well, we have to do "proud mary"
in wheelchairs. That's in.

And "don't stop believing,"
for sure.

What about the ballad?
I would be thrilled

To contribute a ballad
from my repertoire.

Mercedes:
Okay, you know what,
miss bossy pants?

Enough.

I've worked just as hard as you,
and I'm just as good as you.

You know, you always end up
stealing the spotlight.

Mercedes, do you
honestly think

You're as strong of
a balladeer as I am?

(whispering):
Ballads are kind
of my thing.

Emma:
Okay, um, rachel,

Why don't you
let mercedes

Give it a try?

Thanks, mrs. P.
Emma:
Okay.

Rachel.

Do I even need
to tell you what song?

Horns, strings,
keep up.

¶ and I am telling you ¶

¶ I'm not going ¶

¶ you're the best man
I'll ever know ¶

¶ there's no way I can ever go ¶

¶ no, no, there's no way ¶

¶ no, no, no, no way
I'm living without you ¶

¶ I'm not living without you ¶

¶ I don't want to be free ¶

¶ I'm staying ¶

¶ I'm staying ¶

¶ and you, and you ¶

¶ you're going to love me ¶

¶ yeah ¶

¶ ooh-ooh-ooh ¶

¶ tear down the mountains ¶

¶ yell, scream and shout ¶

¶ you can say what you want,
I'm not walking out ¶

¶ stop all the rivers ¶

¶ push, strike and kill ¶

¶ I'm not going to leave you ¶

¶ there's no way I will ¶

¶ and I am ¶

¶ telling you ¶

¶ I'm not going ¶

¶ I'm not living without you ¶

¶ not living without you ¶

¶ I don't want to be free ¶

¶ I'm staying, I'm staying ¶

¶ and you, and you, and you ¶

¶ you're going to love me... ¶

¶ yeah.... Yeah! ¶

¶ love me, love me ¶

¶ love... ¶

¶ me! ¶

(cheering and applause)

Thoughts?

It's clear the room adores you.

And, although it wouldn't
be my first choice, well...

I can't wait to see you
sing that song at sectionals.

You're amazing, mercedes,
and you deserve it.

I'm going
to hug you now.

Okay. Come on.

(laughing)

(school bell ringing)

That was pretty cool
in there.

I... I know that must
have been hard for you.

It was the right
thing to do.

I... I wanted to bring
the team together.

Yeah.

You know,
I got to be honest.

I'm kind of pumped
about sectionals.

This has been a...

Hard couple of months--
with quinn and the baby

And everything and...

I don't know--
I really think that...

Winning could make
everything good for while.

You know?

Is that stupid?

It's not stupid at all.

Is something up with you?

I want you to be happy, finn.

Oh.

And when you care about someone,

You can't sit around
and watch them suffer

When you know you
can do something about it.

What are you talking about?

I have to tell you something.

(grunting and groaning)

Hey, come on, come on.
Get off him!

Knock it off! Get off! Get off!

Hey.

Tell the truth!
Punk just walked in
and sucker punched me.

Don't play dumb-- you're too
freaking dumb to play dumb.

Will:
Come on!
Who told you this, finn?

Obviously, it was rachel.
What? I didn't do anything.

Yeah, it was rachel,
but I want to hear it from you.

I want to heart it
from both of you.
Finn, just calm down.

No! They're both
lying to me!

Is it true?

Just tell me-- is it true?

Yes.

Puck is the father.

(stammers)

So, all...

All that stuff in the hot tub...

You just made that up?

You were stupid
enough to buy it.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

(sobbing):
I am so sorry.

Screw this.

I'm done with you.

I'm done with...

I'm done with all of you!

(chair clattering)

(school bell ringing)

I'm so sorry.

I fully understand
if you want to beat me up.

If you can, just try
to avoid my nose.

I'm not mad at you.

All you did was what I wasn't
brave enough to do--

Tell the truth.

I was selfish
when I told him.

I wanted
to break you two up,

So he would want
to be with me.

And now neither
of us have him.

I have hurt so many people.

Can you go now?

I just really want
to be alone.

Hey.

(sniffling)

So, I know you're upset now.

But I want to be with you.

And I'm going to do
everything I can

To be a good dad to our baby.

Thanks.

But I honestly can't handle

Any more stress in
my life right now.

I'm going to do
this on my own.

I know you don't
understand it.

But please respect it.

(mechanical whirring)

So, the competition
starts at 11:00.

Right.
I'll have my cell phone on.

I know. You already told me.

Three times.
And you wrote it down.

Reporting for duty,

Mr. Schuester.
I have to tell you,

I get terrible
public event anxiety.

You know what, jacob?

It's okay. We just need
a 12th member.

All right, so, um,
just sway in back.

You don't even
have to sing.

Yeah, don't even sing.

Okay.
Okay.
Great.

(under breath): God.

So, um, still no word from finn?

No.

I can't thank you enough.

Okay.

Emma: Okay.

So, smooth sailing so far,
we're all signed in.

And, um...

...According to the program,

You have drawn performance
slot number three.

We're going last?
Isn't that bad?

Hardly.

This is good news.

My extensive auditioning for
community theater has taught me

That we either want
to go first or last.

If we're first, then everyone
has to measure up to us,

And if we're last,

Then we're freshest
in the judges' minds.

And did you ever get
any of those parts?

I'm with rachel. On this.

The glass is
definitely half full

Of some very good things
right now.

Yeah, ms. Pillsbury's right.

I mean, we're here now, right?

No reason not

To go in
with some positive mojo.

Right. Right.

Right.
Right.
Right.

¶ and you, and you ¶

¶ and you ¶

¶ you're gonna love me ¶

(holding note)

¶ you're gonna love ¶
it's a really
popular song.

¶ me! ¶

(cheering, applause)

¶ rolling, rolling ¶
¶ yeah ¶

¶ yeah ¶
¶ rolling on the river... ¶

Emma:
We've got a problem.

They're doing all
of our numbers.

The kids are completely
freaking out.

Artie keeps ramming himself
into the wall,

And I'm pretty sure
jacob ben israel wet himself.

I knew it!

Sue leaked the set list.

Will...

Will, these kids need a leader
right now.

Just hold tight.

I know what to do.

Okay.

Sue!

What kind of teacher
are you?

Hey, buddy! I just came by
to feed my venus flytrap.

You leaked the set list!

And you are not going
to get away with it!

That is a libelous accusation,

And I insist you retract it
immediately.

You have no proof.

No proof?

You are the only person
who had the list!

But other than that,
you have no proof.

It's time to face
facts, william.

At 1:00 p.M. This afternoon,

Your little club will have had
its shot at the big time,

And they will have failed.

Glee club will
be canceled,

And all that money
figgins has been funneling

Into your budget
will finally

And rightfully be
restored to mine.

You have crossed the line.

I am not going to sit
idly by anymore.

I am going to expose you

For the fraud
that you have become.

Bring it on, william.

I'm reasonably confident

That you will be
adding revenge

To the long list of things
you're no good at--

Right next to being
being married...

Don't.

...Running a high
school glee club,

And finding a hairstyle

That doesn't make you
look like a lesbian.

Love ya like a sista.

Get your hands off me.

You're not going to push
a woman, are you?

I didn't think so.

Hey, finn.

I just called your mom.
She told me you'd be here.

Yeah, you know,
football season ended,

So I'm just cleaning out
my things.

Sounds like something that
could've waited till Monday.

You heard anything?

Yeah.

It's pretty bad.

I can't be there.

And I can?

I can't even

Be in the same room as her
without crying like a girl.

I can't look at him without
wanting to punch his face off.

I don't have any more pep talks,
finn.

You know I know how you feel.

All I know is that--

Between you and me--

I don't think that they can win
without you.

But that's not fair.

Why does it always have
to come down to me?

Why do I always have
to be the bigger man?

Because sometimes
being special...

Sucks.

I just want everything
to be like it--

Like it never happened,
you know?

Well, finn...

...You can't always get
what you want.

Listen, I'll be
in the choir room.

Oh, mr. Shue,
you forgot your keys.

No, I didn't.

Nope, your money's no good here,
I'm buying.

Celebratory giant pretzels.

I don't feel much
like celebrating.

Why not?

One of us is going
to take this thing.

Hi.

Nice set list.

Of course, I haven't heard
your deaf kids perform yet,

But I hear they're doing
"don't stop believing."

Um, who are you?

I'm so sorry,
let me introduce myself.

I'm emma pillsbury.

I'm the faculty advisor for the
mckinley high school glee club.

Oh. What happened to
the white guy with
the jheri curl?

You should be ashamed.
Aren't you ashamed?

You're educators.

Actually, no, you know what?
You're more than that.

You take care
of disadvantaged kids.

And you're teaching them that

The only way they can compete
in this world is by cheating.

I'm sorry, but what kind
of message is that?

I don't know what
you're talking about.

"don't stop believing" is
the most downloaded song

In the history of itunes.

I've only got one good ear

And even I know that.
Scarlet fever.

Right, and "proud mary?"

In wheelchairs?

Do you have any idea

How much winning is going
to mean to my girls?

It's going to be
a life changer--

Make them feel like they're
worth something again.

I'm-I'm sorry, do you--
do you think

That they're not going to
know that something's up?

The fact that you just
magically came up

With two brand-new numbers
days before competition?

They were great up there.

That's all I know.
I think

What we have here is a
case of deaf racism.

Shame on you.

No, you know what
the real shame is?

Is that maybe if you believed
in them just a little bit more

They would've been
amazing up there.

Without cheating.

¶ ¶

¶ don't stop believing ¶

¶ hold on to that feeling ¶

¶ streetlight people ¶

(holding note)

Meeting in the green room
in five minutes.

¶ don't stop believing... ¶

You leaked the set list,
you don't want to be here--

You were just sue sylvester's
little moles.

I know for a fact
that's true.

Sue asked us
to spy for her.

Santana:
Look, we may still
be cheerios,

But neither of us ever
gave sue the set list.

Well... I-I did,
but I didn't know

What she was going
to do with it.

Okay, look, believe
what you want,

But no one's forcing
me to be here.

And if you ever tell anyone
this I'll deny it--

But I like being
in glee club.

It's the best part
of my day, okay?

I wasn't going to go
and mess it up.

I believe you.

Okay, look, guys, there's no
point in us arguing anymore.

We-we have go on
in an hour.

And we have no songs.

Perhaps I could improvise some
of my def poetry jams.

No.
No?

Look, we're going
to do this the right way.

Let's start
with the ballad.

Mercedes, do you have anything
else in your repertoire?

Yeah, but it's not as good

As anything
you're going to sing.

No, we, we agreed...
We agreed

That I would sing
"and I'm telling you,"

And that ain't happening.

Look, rachel,

The truth is you're the
best singer that we've got.

Kurt:
As much as it hurts me to
admit it-- and it does--

She's right.

Rachel's our star.

If anyone is going

To go belt it on the fly,
it should be her.

Well, I do have something

That I've been working on
since I was four.

Then I guess we have our
ballad, and we can close

With "somebody to love."

It's a real
crowd-pleaser.

Yeah, that and a can of soup
will guarantee us third place.

We still need
another song

We can all sing together.

I have one.

(sighs)

I found the sheet music online.

I used the cheerios' copier
to make copies

And then I trashed the thing.

Mike, matt,

Brittany, santana,
you're our best dancers.

Figure something out
and we'll all follow your lead.

It's going to be
choppy.
Good.

We're best when we're loose.

Look, all we have going for us
is that we believe in ourselves

And what we're singing about.

If we can show
the judges that...

...We might have a shot
at this thing.

It's good to have you back,
finn.

You cool if I take my spot back?

Quite.

I was just here
because I was hoping

To get
into rachel's pants.

(sighs)

We cool, dude?

No.

Finn...

You okay?

Don't worry about me.

Okay, this is all up to you now.

You wanted the
solo, you wanted

The chance to be the star.

This is your chance.

Don't screw it up.

(sighs)

Will:
Well, a-are they nervous?

Has it started?

Showtime.

Emcee:
And now our final team--

Mckinley high's new directions!

("don't rain on my parade"
playing)

¶ don't tell me not to live ¶

¶ just sit and putter ¶

¶ life's candy
and the sun's a ball of butter ¶

¶ don't bring around a cloud
to rain on my parade ¶

¶ don't tell me not to fly,
I've simply got to ¶

¶ if someone takes a spill,
it's me and not you ¶

¶ who told you you're allowed
to rain on my ¶

¶ parade ¶

¶ I'm marching my band out ¶

¶ I'm beating my drum ¶

¶ and if I'm fanned out ¶

¶ your turn at bat, sir ¶

¶ at least I didn't fake it ¶

¶ hat, sir,
I guess I didn't make it ¶

¶ but whether I'm the rose
of sheer perfection ¶

¶ a freckle on the nose
of life's complexion ¶

¶ the cinder
or the shiny apple ¶

¶ of its eye ¶

¶ I gotta fly once,
I gotta try once ¶

¶ only can die once ¶

¶ right, sir? ¶

¶ oh, life is juicy, juicy,
and you see ¶

¶ I gotta have my bite, sir ¶

¶ get ready for me, love,
'cause I'm a comer ¶

¶ I simply gotta March,
my heart's a drummer ¶

¶ don't bring around a cloud ¶

¶ to rain on my parade ¶

¶ I'm gonna live and live now ¶

¶ get what I want, I know how ¶

¶ one roll
for the whole shebang ¶

¶ one throw,
that bell will go clang ¶

¶ eye on the target and wham! ¶

¶ one shot, one gunshot,
and bam! ¶

¶ hey, mr. Arnstein ¶

¶ here I am... ¶

¶ I'll March my band... ¶

¶ out ¶

¶ I'll beat ¶

¶ my drum ¶

¶ and if I'm fanned out ¶

¶ your turn at bat, sir ¶

¶ at least I didn't fake it,
hat, sir ¶

¶ I guess I didn't make it ¶

¶ get ready for me, love ¶

¶ 'cause I'm a comer ¶

¶ I simply gotta March,
my heart's a drummer ¶

¶ nobody, no, nobody ¶

¶ is gonna ¶

¶ rain on my ¶

¶ parade! ¶

Ladies and gentlemen,
the new directions.

¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶

¶ you can't
always get what you want ¶

¶ but if you try sometimes ¶

¶ you'll find ¶

¶ you get what you need ¶

¶ oh... ¶

¶ I saw her today ¶

¶ at the reception ¶

¶ a glass of wine ¶

¶ in her hand ¶

¶ I knew she was gonna meet ¶

¶ her connection ¶

¶ at her feet was
her footloose man ¶

¶ no, you can't ¶

¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶

¶ oh, no, no, you can't ¶

¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶

¶ what you want ¶

¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶

¶ you can't
always get what you want ¶

¶ but if you try sometimes ¶

¶ well, you just might find ¶

¶ you get what you need ¶

Mercedes:
¶ hey, hey, yeah ¶

¶ and I went down
to the demonstration ¶

¶ to get my fair share
of abuse ¶

Finn & rachel:
¶ singin' we're ¶

¶ gonna vent our frustration ¶

¶ if we don't,
we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse ¶

¶ sing it to me now ¶

¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶

¶ no, no, no, no ¶

¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶

Mercedes:
¶ no, no, no, no ¶

¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶

¶ oh... ¶

¶ but if you try sometimes ¶

¶ well, you just might find ¶

¶ you get what you need ¶

Mercedes:
¶ oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ¶

¶ get what you need ¶

¶ you can't always get
what you want ¶

¶ get what you need ¶

¶ oh, yeah, what you need ¶

¶ what you need, yeah ¶

¶ yeah! ¶

¶ what you need! ¶

Okay, I'm just going
to come out and say it.

This is a singing
competition.

I don't know how those
deaf kids got in.

They weren't singing.

They were, like, honking

And everyone was crying and
I was, like, "get off the stage.

You're terrible and you're
making me super uncomfortable."

Now, hold on
just a second, candy.

Those haverhurst kids twice had
me reaching for my handkerchief,

And those jane addams girls
had it going on

In all the right places.

Woman:
Can I just say something?

I have no idea
what the hell I'm doing here.

I'm serious.

I don't understand
what a glee club is

And I have never even heard
the term "show choir"

Until about three hours ago

When my boss told me
he had tickets to nascar

And I had to fill in
at this fool event.

Those jane addams girls--

I'll be damned

If I didn't apportion
hundreds of thousands

Of taxpayers' dollars
to that school

So they can parade their
behinds around like a bunch

Of hoochie hos.

The mckinley group was good but
didn't seem all that rehearsed,

But I liked their energy.

Well, I have to admit
I have a soft spot

For the rolling stones.

I was at altamont speedway
in '69.

I actually saw
that guy get stabbed.

Can't get that image
out of my noggin

To this day.

I seriously don't know

What either one of you
are talking about.

I have never been
so bored.

I mean,

If I had to pick a group
that I hated the least...

It doesn't sound good, guys.

Hey,

Um...

I just wanted to say
how great you all were,

And I thought you were amazing.

We have nothing
to say to you.

Because we cheated, I know.

I feel terrible
about it,

But I'm going to tell the judges
right now

That we don't deserve to win.

And your e-mail addresses?

You guys were
so much fun to watch.

You should be
very proud.

Get me the hell
out of here.

Um, excuse me, um, I have
something I need to tell you.

I'm sorry, we've
made our decision.

Hi.

I thought you worked
on Saturday afternoon.

Yeah, I came home early.

I'm tired.

I haven't been sleeping
very well.

What's with the monkey suit?

Ken and emma's wedding--
it's at 4:00.

Oh, yeah.

Here.

Oh, I'm fine.
Oh.

I want you to know
I've been seeing a therapist.

Oh, it's just at the local
community center, but still.

Good.

I hope it works out for you.

I'm taking
responsibility, will.

I mean, I'm weak,
and I'm selfish,

And I let my anxiety
rule my life,

But you know I wasn't
always that way.

It's just that... I
wanted so many things

That I know we're
never going to have.

But that was okay as
long as I still had you.

Say something?

I'm looking at you,

And I'm trying.

I mean, I really want
to feel that thing

I always felt
when I looked at you before.

That feeling of family,

Of love.

But it's gone.

Forever?

I don't know.

¶ ¶

Hey.

Nice ice sculpture.

Where's ken?

Um, home,

I'd imagine,

Probably trying
to regain some of the pride

That I stole from him.

He dumped me.

What?

He said moving the wedding for
sectionals was the last straw.

But I thought he understood

That-that you were doing this
for the kids.

He understand that...

...I wasn't doing
it for the kids.

I was doing it for you.

Emma...

I'm so sorry.

No. Gosh, no, it's
not your fault.

I-I really messed up.

He was absolutely right.

I was settling for him.

Really, one blink
from you, will,

And I would have
been out the door.

So, um...

I e-mailed my
resignation to figgins.

I...

My last day is Monday.

I just can't...

(crying)
I just can't be
at that school.

I can't see ken without
feeling ashamed,

And I can't see you without
feeling heartbroken.

I just left my wife.

No.

I'm sorry. I, um...

I'm going.

But I just...

Just left your wife.

Exactly.

You just did.

You make a beautiful bride.

Thank you.

(door closes)

Sue, the directors, both
from the jane addams academy

And haverbrook
school for the deaf,

Have informed me

That you gave them
the new directions' set list.

You have no proof.

The set lists were on
cheerios' letterhead.

I didn't do it.

They say, "from the desk
of sue sylvester."

Circumstantial evidence.

They're written
in your handwriting!

Forgeries.

Sue, there is an orgy
of evidence stacked against you!

Well, you've clearly
made up your mind not

To be impartial in this case.

So let's see if you can't
wrap up this little lecture,

Slap me on the wrist,
and let me get back

To whipping my squad
of champions into shape.

We have to be in albuquerque

In a couple of weeks
for nationals.

Sue!

Sit down!

Sue, as of today,

You are no longer coach
of the cheerios.

I beg your pardon?

As of today,

You are no longer coach
of the cheerios.

(gasps)
I beg your pardon!

All this time,
I thought...
I beg your pardon?!

All this time, I thought mr.
Schuester was overreacting.

And frankly, I was too willing

To look past your monkeyshines
because you kept winning.

But now, you've
gone too far!

You have embarrassed yourself

And besmirched the name
of william mckinley.

A failed president.

Oh, please!

The greatest one
who ever lived!

You are suspended
from this school as of today.

Shue, you have anything to add?

I think you said it all.

My word is official!

Let it be written.

Okay, if this is the way
you want to play it.

Okay.

Shue, in light of
sue's interference,

I am reinstating you as
coach of the glee club.

I contacted the ohio
show choir governing board

And set the
record straight.

Thank you, sir.

My pleasure.

(sighs)
all right.

Good job.

(school bell ringing)

(laughs)

Schuester?

Well played, sir.

I underestimated you.

All right, here's what happens.

I'm gonna head down to my condo
in boca to brown up a bit,

Get myself back
into fighting shape.

Then I'm gonna return
to this school

Even more hell-bent
on your destruction.

Get ready for the ride
of your life, will schuester.

You are about to board
the sue sylvester express.

Destination? Horror!

I look forward to it, sue.

You know you just woke
a sleeping giant.

Prepared to be crushed.

(sighs)

Hmm.

Well, we have a few things
we'd like to show you, mr. Shue.

The first...

(students shouting,
will laughing)

(applause)
wow!

(laughs)
yeah!

I am so proud of you guys.

You won fair and square.

The result was unanimous,

And the judges didn't even know
about all the shenanigans

That were going on
behind the scenes.

So... Congratulations.

You earned this.

(whooping, cheering
and applause)
yeah!

Give it up!
Come on! All right!

But...

...Now we have regionals
to worry about.

And you can bet
that vocal adrenaline

Is hard at work,
so we should be, too.

So, let's get started.

Uh, wait, mr. Shue.

There's one more thing.

Since you weren't able
to be there to see us perform,

We put together a special number
just for you.

¶ take a seat! ¶

(laughter)

¶ la, la-la, la, la, la ¶

¶ la, la-la, la, la ¶

¶ la, la-la, la, la, la ¶

¶ la, la-la, la, la ¶

¶ guess this means you're sorry,
you're standing at my door ¶

¶ guess this means you take back
all you said before ¶

¶ like how much
you wanted anyone but me ¶

¶ said you'd never come back,
but here you are again ¶

¶ 'cause we belong
together now, yeah ¶

¶ forever united here
somehow, yeah ¶

¶ you got a piece of me ¶

¶ and honestly ¶

¶ my life ¶

¶ my life ¶
¶ would suck ¶

¶ would suck ¶
¶ without you ¶

¶ you know that
I've got issues ¶

¶ but you're pretty
messed up, too ¶

¶ either way, I found out
I'm nothing without you ¶

¶ 'cause we belong
together now ¶

¶ yeah ¶

¶ forever united
here somehow, yeah ¶

¶ you got a piece of me ¶

¶ and honestly ¶

¶ my life ¶
¶ my life ¶

¶ would suck ¶

¶ would suck ¶
¶ without you ¶

¶ 'cause we belong
together now ¶

¶ together now ¶

¶ forever united
here somehow, yeah ¶

¶ you got a piece of me ¶

¶ and honestly ¶

What?
¶ my life ¶

¶ my life ¶
¶ would suck ¶

¶ would suck ¶

¶ without you! ¶