Gilmore Girls (2000–2007): Season 5, Episode 16 - So... Good Talk - full transcript
Richard and Emily return from their second honeymoon, and Rory attends the customary Friday night dinner.
THANKS, SKIP.
LOVE THAT YOU'RE BACK IN SHORTS.
MISSED THOSE STEMS
OF YOURS, BABY.
NOW, COME ON.
[phone ringing]
(Rory) HELLO?
YEAH, WE GOTTA TALK MAIL.
NOT AGAIN.
IT'S ALL FOR YOU. EVERY PIECE.
I MEAN, HOW CAN THAT BE?
YOU ONLY HALF LIVE HERE.
THIS MAIL ENVY OF
YOURS IS NOT PRETTY.
CATALOGS, BUSINESS
SOLICITATIONS, CREDIT CARD OFFERS.
OH, AND FOR ME,
SOME MORE STUPID GREENPEACE
RETURN-ADDRESS LABELS.
WELL, YOU ARE THE ENVIRONMENTAL
PHILANTHROPIST IN THE FAMILY.
WELL, I FEEL VERY BADLY
FOR THE PLANET RIGHT NOW.
HEY, YOU CALLED MY CELL.
I KNOW.
I TOLD YOU TO CALL MY LANDLINE.
MY CELL PHONE
BILL'S ASTRONOMICAL.
BUT A CONVERSATION
WITH ME: PRICELESS.
OH, JOY.
WHAT?
WELL, I DID GET A PIECE OF
MAIL: THE TEMPLE OF APOLLO.
GRANDMA'S STILL HITTING
YOU WITH THE POSTCARDS?
AS IF NOTHING EVEN REMOTELY
UNPLEASANT HAPPENED BETWEEN US.
HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?
COMPARTMENTALIZE LIKE THAT.
IT'S WEIRD. SHE'S THE SERIAL
KILLER WHO GOES TO WORK
AND TALKS ABOUT A
FUNNY SEINFELD HE SAW,
AND THEN GOES HOME AND COOKS
HIMSELF A MAN-FLESH SANDWICH.
EW!
LET'S SEE HOW HER TRIP HAS
BEEN SINCE THE LAST CARD.
DEAR LORELAI, KICKED A DOG,
THEN PUNCHED A GYPSY IN THE GROIN.
OH, THAT'S NICE.
MOM.
COMPLAINED ABOUT THE FOIE GRAS
TO A WAITER WHOSE YEARLY PAY
IS LESS THAN WHAT I SPEND MONTHLY ON
SILVER POLISH, THEN KICKED ANOTHER DOG.
COME ON.
TRIPPED A NUN, THEN
BURNED DOWN AN ORPHANAGE.
SOUNDS LIKE A BUSY ITINERARY.
AND THE SUN SETS ON APOLLO.
AT LEAST YOU DON'T GET THE
"NOTHING SUBTLE ABOUT IT" REMINDERS
ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER.
SHE'S PUTTING HER
HOOKS IN YOU, HUH?
YEAH, 3 CARDS IN A ROW REMINDING
ME IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS
THAT THEY'LL SEE ME SOON.
WELL, SHE'S SMART ENOUGH
NOT TO DO THAT TO ME.
OH, I'M MAD AT HER, TOO, YOU
KNOW. JUST FOR THE RECORD.
I KNOW.
ANYTHING ELSE?
OOH, ONE MINUTE OF TALK
AND THEN I GET THE BUM'S RUSH?
I'M RIGHT IN THE
MIDDLE OF STUDYING.
I GOTTA POP OUT OF AN ENVELOPE
FOR YOU TO HAVE INTEREST IN ME?
I'LL BE HOME FRIDAY. WE'LL
EAT, WE'LL TALK, WE'LL LAUGH.
WHAT A TIME WE'LL HAVE.
SKIP'S BACK IN SHORTS.
I'M NOT WASTING CELL PHONE
MINUTES ON SKIP'S SHORTS.
IT'S THE RENO 911! SHORT SHORTS.
A LITTLE DISTURBING.
I'M HANGING UP NOW.
FINE. SO, FRIDAY?
FRIDAY. BYE.
BYE. BYE.
♪ IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD ♪
♪ FEELING LONELY, AND SO COLD ♪
♪ ALL YOU HAVE TO
DO IS CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ AND I'LL BE THERE
ON THE NEXT TRAIN ♪
♪ WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW ♪
♪ ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO ♪
♪ IF YOU NEED, YOU
NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU ♪
♪ I WILL FOLLOW, OH ♪
♪ WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW ♪
♪ ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO ♪
♪ IF YOU NEED, YOU
NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU ♪
♪ I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD ♪
[people chattering]
[crockery clattering]
SIT UP. HUH?
SIT UP AND FEET OFF THE CHAIR.
WHAT'S WITH BEING ALL
CHILEAN DICTATOR DUDE?
LUKE IS ON A TEAR, SO THIS IS
FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION.
HE'S ALWAYS ON A TEAR.
THIS IS DIFFERENT.
AND YOU HAVE TO PAY TODAY.
FOR THE ICE-COLD UNDERCOOKED
FRIES? I DON'T THINK SO.
ZACH, PLEASE.
OW.
I DO THIS BECAUSE
I CARE FOR YOU.
YOU KNOW I CARE FOR YOU, RIGHT?
YEAH. GOSH.
(man) EXCUSE ME, MISS?
CAN I HELP YOU?
SORRY TO BE A PEST, BUT I
ASKED FOR MY OMELET SOFT.
THIS IS WAY OVERDONE.
SHH. NOT SO LOUD.
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
MAKE ME ANOTHER.
HOW'S EVERYONE ELSE'S EGGS, HUH?
(all) GREAT. THEY'RE FINE.
THAT'S... THAT'S ALL I GOT, MAN.
HIS EYES, RED LIKE
THE FIRES OF MORDOR.
GO, GO. I'LL SEE YOU
LATER, AND KEEP LOW.
HOW ARE YOU DOING, KIRK?
GREAT.
I'M LOVING THIS BLACKENED
CAJUN BREAD LUKE MADE FOR ME.
I DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR IT.
IT'S BURNED TOAST, KIRK.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT IT.
BUT I'M LOVING IT. AND LOOK.
I'VE BEEN MIXING BLACK
ASH WITH THE RUNNY EGGS.
GOES GREAT WITH THE
FISHY-TASTING BACON.
GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
(Luke) ORDER'S UP!
UH, LUKE?
WHAT?
UM, I KNOW YOU'RE
REALLY BUSY BACK THERE.
IS... IS THAT THE
DOOR TO THE OVEN?
IT FELL OFF WHEN I KICKED
IT. SOMETHING WRONG?
WELL, I NEEDED A SIDE OF
HASH BROWNS FOR TABLE 3,
AND I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY, BUT THIS
IS HASH, I THINK. I MEAN, IT'S HASH-LIKE.
THEY'LL EAT IT.
THEY MIGHT, OR THEY MIGHT
GO HAVE BREAKFAST AT WESTON'S
LIKE THE LADY WITH THE WALKER
YOU THREW OUT ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.
SO LET THEM GO TO WESTON'S.
HUH? ALL OF YOU!
IF YOU NEED CERAMIC
COW CREAMERS,
AND KITTY-CAT SALT
AND PEPPER SHAKERS,
AND... AND... AND STUPID
LITTLE FLOWERS DRAWN
IN POWDERED SUGAR
ON YOUR PLATES,
THEN THAT'S WHERE
YOU BELONG ANYWAY!
[bell dinging]
UNIDENTIFIED BREAKFAST
FOOD, ON THE HOUSE.
TERRIF.
UH, NO, I... I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WELL, YES, OF COURSE I'LL HOLD.
UH, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
HOW'S THE RESERVATION
BOOK LOOKING?
WHAT?
ARE WE BOOKED UP,
HALF-FULL, KIND OF LIGHT?
FOR WHEN? NEXT 2 TO 3 MONTHS.
UM, WE'RE FAIRLY
BOOKED. I'D SAY 80%, 90%.
80 TO 90%. NOW, DID
THEY SEEM HUNGRY?
WHAT?
AND WHERE ARE THEY
FROM? ANY FROM JERSEY?
PEOPLE FROM JERSEY LOVE
MY CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD.
ANY TEXANS? OOH,
ANY FROM FRANCE?
YES, I'M STILL HERE.
UH, YES, GREAT. WHAT'S
THE PANIC, SOOKIE?
WHAT'S THE PANIC?
I'M GIVING BIRTH.
RIGHT NOW?
NO, NOT RIGHT NOW,
BUT EVENTUALLY.
AND WHEN I DO, I'LL HAVE TO
HAVE ALL THE MENUS MADE OUT
AND... AND THE FOOD ORDERS
PUT IN AND A BACKUP PLAN
IN CASE THERE'S A
BAD TOMATO CROP
OR I-I-IF OPRAH DECIDES
TO GET MAD AT BEEF AGAIN.
HELLO, BLAINE.
YES, YOU WERE ABOUT TO
EXPLAIN TO ME THE REASON
YOU ONCE AGAIN RAISED
OUR PREMIUM HERE.
[people chattering]
UH-HUH, BUT THOSE WERE ALL VERY
SMALL CLAIMS DUE TO THE SNOW AND...
RIGHT. WELL, WHO ELSE
WOULD WE COME TO,
UH, BUT OUR TRUSTY
INSURANCE AGENT GUY, STUD?
PICK THE APPROPRIATE
TERM AND INSERT HERE NOW.
YES, WELL, OF COURSE HOLDING'S
ONE OF MY GREAT PLEASURES.
PROBLEM?
THE CHARMERS AT
OUR INSURANCE AGENCY
GET MAD WHEN YOU
TRY TO CLAIM SOMETHING.
THE STABLE ROOF. YES.
AND NOW I'VE BEEN DISCONNECTED.
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
HAVE PEOPLE MADE
DINNER RESERVATIONS?
BE MY GUEST.
[ringing]
DRAGONFLY INN. LORELAI SPEAKING.
LORELAI, IT'S YOUR MOTHER. I...
HEY, WE'VE GOT
VEGETARIANS IN APRIL.
WHAT, WERE YOU HIDING THEM?
YES, I'M EVIL THAT WAY.
[ringing]
DRAGONFLY INN. LORELAI SPEAKING.
LORELAI, YOU JUST HUNG UP...
HEY, SO WHO DO YOU THINK WILL
TAKE OVER WHILE YOU'RE GONE?
I WAS THINKING ABOUT CHANTELLE.
THE ONE WHO GOT HER
FACE CAUGHT IN THE MIXER?
SHE'S BETTER NOW. SHE JUST
GOT HER NEW NOSTRIL LAST WEEK.
THAT'S GOOD.
[phone ringing]
DRAGONFLY INN.
UH, YES. UH, LORELAI,
IT'S YOUR FATHER.
OH, D-DAD, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
FINE, LORELAI. THANK
YOU VERY MUCH.
AND THE FLIGHT BACK?
VERY SMOOTH.
SMOOTH IS GOOD.
ACTUALLY, YOUR MOTHER WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT.
HELLO, LORELAI, I...
HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THAT REALLY
GREAT BRAISED LAMB RISOTTO THING
LEFT OVER FROM LAST NIGHT?
I THINK SO. WHY?
WELL, SINCE I'M NOT GOING TO
FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER TONIGHT
OR EVER AGAIN, AND I'M
NOT IN THE MOOD FOR PIZZA,
I THOUGHT I'D HAVE A LITTLE
FANCY FOOD WITH MY MOVIE.
OH, YOU'RE GOING TO A MOVIE.
I NETFLIXED ALL 3
A STAR IS BORNS.
JANET, JUDY AND BABS.
THE HOLY TRINITY.
I THOUGHT I'D HUNKER DOWN
WITH SOME FABULOUS FOOD
AND WATCH ALL THE
MEN THAT GOT AWAY.
WHAT? NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
WHY NOT?
B-B-BECAUSE, LOOK,
I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
WHY?
JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE
SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW...
MEANING LUKE.
AND YOUR PARENTS AND
YOUR FRIDAY NIGHT DINNERS,
AND RORY'S OFF AT COLLEGE.
I DO, HOWEVER, HAVE
MY ORIGINAL NOSTRIL.
YOU CAN'T USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE
TO BECOME COUCH-POTATO GIRL.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SITTING AT HOME,
ORDERING TAKEOUT,
WATCHING TELEVISION
NIGHT AFTER NIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYS DONE.
I WAS COUCH-POTATO GIRL
EVEN WHEN I HAD A GUY
AND FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER.
AND, BY THE WAY, THE ENTIRE
TIME RORY WAS GROWING UP.
YES, BUT NOW IT'S PATHETIC.
WELL, JUST A LITTLE.
YOU ARE NOT SITTING HOME
TONIGHT. WE ARE GOING OUT!
WE ARE?
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT.
JUST YOU AND ME.
OH, BIG FUN, BIG
EXCITEMENT, BIG HAIR.
WE'LL GET ALL DOLLED UP
AND PAINT THE TOWN. BUT...
I AM COMING TO YOUR
HOUSE TONIGHT AT 7:00 SHARP,
AND I AM TAKING YOU OUT, AND
YOU BETTER LOOK HOT. YOU HEAR ME?
YES, I DO.
[chuckling] GOOD.
BUT REMEMBER, I DON'T PUT
OUT UNLESS I GET DINNER.
I KNOW. I SAW YOUR
BUMPER STICKER.
[people chattering]
HI, I'D LIKE A LARGE
CARAMEL MACCHIATO
WITH AN EXTRA SHOT AND
WHIPPED CREAM, PLEASE.
COMING UP.
WAIT, HOLD ON. HOW MUCH IS THAT?
$4.85.
OK, BETTER DROP THE EXTRA
SHOT. WHAT DOES THAT MAKE IT?
$4.20.
BETTER MAKE IT A SMALL.
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE IT? $3.30.
BETTER DROP THE WHIPPED
CREAM. WHAT DOES THAT MAKE IT?
LESS CALORIES.
JUST A PLAIN OLD
SMALL COFFEE, PLEASE.
[coins jingling]
D'OH.
THIS WOULD DEFINITELY QUALIFY AS A
CUTE MEET IF WE HADN'T ALREADY MET.
LOGAN, HEY, THIS IS
NICE AND EMBARRASSING.
WE GOING AFTER THE ROLLERS? A
COUPLE ARE HEADING FOR THE BUSHES.
NO, I THINK I'VE SUPPLIED
PEOPLE WITH A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT
OF SILLY IMAGES
OF ME FOR ONE DAY.
SMALL COFFEE FOR ME, AND
PUT THE LADY'S ON MY TAB, TOO.
NO, LOGAN, YOU
DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
ACE, I CAN'T TAKE A CHANCE OF
YOU PULLING OUT THAT PURSE AGAIN.
SOMEONE MIGHT GET HURT.
OK, WELL, THANK YOU.
SO I STOPPED BY THE PAPER
THE OTHER DAY TO SEE YOU.
REALLY?
AND THEN I TRIED TO SNEAK OUT
WHEN I REALIZED YOU WEREN'T THERE.
BUT OUR OMNIPRESENT
EDITOR CORNERED ME.
DOES DOYLE EVER
LEAVE THAT PLACE?
UNFORTUNATELY, YES.
OTHERWISE, I'D BE DENIED
THE REGULAR PLEASURE
OF SEEING HIM IN "PROPERTY
OF ALCATRAZ" PAJAMA PANTS.
THANKS FOR THE
IMAGE. HEY, COME HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SO THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS DOING?
PEOPLE WILL SEE.
I DON'T CARE IF PEOPLE SEE.
A PROFESSOR WILL SEE YOU
AND HE'LL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
THE FACT THAT YOU'RE DISTRACTED,
PULL YOU IN AND MAKE
YOU TAKE A MIDTERM.
I'M DONE WITH THEM.
WITH YOUR MIDTERMS?
I ALREADY TOOK THE ONES
I COULDN'T GET OUT OF.
WHY ARE YOU HERE? YOU'RE
GOING SKIING, AREN'T YOU?
I JUST HAVE TO DROP OFF A
PAPER FOR MY ETHICS CLASS BY 11:30
AND THEN I'M OFF.
IT'S 11:25.
SO WE'RE SWIMMING IN TIME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I WANNA SEE YOUR PAPER.
YOUR MIND IS A MYSTERIOUS THING.
COME ON, I'M DYING TO KNOW
WHAT YOUR TAKE ON ETHICS IS.
FOR INSTANCE, ARE YOU
FOR IT OR AGAINST IT?
NO WAY. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
DANGEROUS?
I ACTUALLY WORKED ON THIS THING.
IT GOES FROM MY HANDS
TO THE PROFESSOR'S.
LIKE I'M GONNA LOSE IT.
I SAW YOU WITH YOUR COINS.
PLUS, LET'S REMEMBER HEMINGWAY.
WHAT ABOUT HIM?
TRUSTED THAT WIFE OF HIS
WITH THE ONLY COPY HE HAD
OF THE NOVEL HE WAS WORKING
ON. THE SILLY WOMAN LOST IT.
NOT SO. I KNOW THE STORY.
HEMINGWAY LEFT IT ON A PLANE.
HIS WIFE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
THAT'S NOT THE WAY I HEARD
IT. YOU HEARD IT WRONG.
HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET? ALL THE
MONEY IN MY PURSE, PLUS $1,000,000.
WELL, MY SPELLING STINKS.
TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
YOU'LL CALL ME FROM THE CABIN?
ABSOLUTELY.
THANKS FOR THE COFFEE.
ANYTIME.
BETTER HAVE THAT $1,000,000 READY
WHEN I GET BACK. I DON'T ACCEPT COINS.
NO PROMISES.
(Rory) HELLO.
KITCHEN!
OW! RAT BASTARD.
ARE YOU OK?
[grunting] GIVE ME A HAND.
OK, BOB HOPE'S LAUGHING
IN HEAVEN, BUT I'M NOT.
BOB HOPE GOT INTO HEAVEN?
PLEASE GRAB A BAG.
THIS CANNOT ALL BE LAUNDRY.
IT'S ALL LAUNDRY. THE
MACHINE'S FIXED, RIGHT?
YES, AND HUMMING LIKE NEW.
WHICH ONE IS THE RAT BASTARD?
THAT ONE. TAKE THAT. AND THAT.
OK, HE'S HAD ENOUGH.
I WANNA GET A LOAD GOING
BEFORE I GO TO GRANDMA'S.
GOOD IDEA.
[washing machine running]
HEY, YOU'RE USING IT.
YES, I KNOW.
WELL, I GOT DIBS.
NO, YOU DIDN'T CALL DIBS.
I'M A COLLEGE STUDENT
COMING HOME ON SPRING BREAK.
THAT IMPLIES DIBS ON
THE WASHER AND DRYER.
THERE'S NO IMPLIED DIBS IN DIBS.
IF YOU DON'T CALL
IT, YOU DON'T GET IT.
(Rory) WELL, THIS IS JUST WRONG.
(Lorelai) WHAT?
YOU'RE WASHING 2 SOCKS.
WELL, THEY WERE
DIRTY. THAT'S WASTEFUL.
I REALLY WANTED TO
WEAR THEM TONIGHT.
THEY ARE YOUR DANCING
SANTA CLAUS SOCKS.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA WEAR
THOSE FOR ANOTHER 10 MONTHS.
NO, I CAN WEAR THEM
ECCENTRICALLY ANYTIME I WANT.
WELL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
PUT ONE OF MY LOADS IN WHILE I'M GONE.
AND RISK A HERNIA?
I'LL NEVER FINISH OTHERWISE.
I'LL DO 2 LOADS. HOW'S THAT?
THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT,
I GOTTA TAKE OFF.
OK, UH, UH, DRIVE SAFE,
AND, UH, YOU'VE GOT GAS, RIGHT?
YEAH, I GOT GAS.
OK, E-ENOUGH GAS
TO GET TO HARTFORD?
I THINK SO. WHY?
OH, WELL, BECAUSE I'VE GOT A
$20, AH, A $20 ON THE FRIDGE HERE.
LOOK. OH, HERE IT IS.
I'M NOT GONNA USE IT.
YOU SHOULD USE IT FOR GAS.
IS IT THAT OBVIOUS I'M BROKE?
WELL, YOU MENTIONED THE
MINUTES ON YOUR CELL PHONE,
A HINT OF PANIC IN YOUR VOICE,
AND NOW THE MONTHS
OF SAVED-UP LAUNDRY.
WELL, THERE ARE JUST
NO GOOD JOBS AT YALE
RIGHT NOW, AND I'D
TAKE ANYTHING, TRUST ME.
WELL, I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF
ASKING AROUND TOWN FOR YOU.
MADE YOU SOUND ALL
PATHETIC AND RAGGED.
AND THERE ARE A FEW TEMPORARY
THINGS YOU COULD TAKE.
YOU ARE VERY IN-DEMAND
IN STARS HOLLOW.
LIKE WHAT?
WELL, THE RADIO
STATION NEEDS SOMEONE
TO DRIVE UP THE HILL
A COUPLE TIMES A DAY
AND SHOO THE COWS AWAY
FROM THE TRANSMITTER.
I'M NOT GOOD WITH LIVESTOCK.
WELL, THE ROAD CREW
NEEDS A PART-TIME
"SLOW DOWN" SIGN HOLDER-UPPER.
YOU'D GET TO WEAR A HELMET.
I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST.
ANDREW NEEDS HELP DOING
INVENTORY AT THE BOOKSTORE.
I THINK THAT'S
PROBABLY YOUR BEST BET.
THAT SOUNDS GREAT, ACTUALLY.
COOL, JUST GIVE HIM A RING.
THANKS. NOW I NEED TO BORROW
SOME CLOTHES TO WEAR TO GRANDMA'S.
YOU'RE IN CLOTHES.
OH, SHE'LL INSIST I
TAKE MY JACKET OFF
AND I'M DOWN TO MY "GIVE
BUSH A WEDGIE" T-SHIRT.
PLEASE WEAR THAT TO GRANDMA'S.
[chuckling] I'M GONNA
BORROW SOME CLOTHES.
THERE'S ANOTHER
$20 IN IT FOR YOU.
START ONE OF MY LOADS.
$40 IF YOU SNAP A
PICTURE OF HER SEEING IT.
FINISH YOUR SOCKS.
[doorbell ringing]
♪ [music playing]
RORY, HELLO. COME IN.
HI, GRANDMA.
OH, WE MISSED YOU.
IT'S ONLY BEEN A
FEW WEEKS, GRANDMA.
GIVE YOUR COAT TO ELIZA.
THAT'S AN INTERESTING
OUTFIT YOU HAVE ON.
LAUNDRY DAY.
LAUNDRY DAY. EVERYTHING YOUNG
PEOPLE DO SOUNDS LIKE FUN TO ME.
NO, IT'S PRETTY DREARY.
WELL, COME IN. COME IN.
RICHARD, RORY'S HERE.
HURRY DOWN AND DON'T FORGET
TO BRING THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT.
FORGET YOU HEARD THAT.
CONSIDER IT FORGOTTEN.
OUR TRIP WAS WONDERFUL.
WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU.
GOOD.
WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT
WEEK TO SHOW YOU PICTURES.
RICHARD BOUGHT THIS
NEW DIGITAL CAMERA
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SO
SIMPLE A CHILD CAN USE IT.
SO NOW WE NEED TO FIND
A CHILD TO SHOW US HOW.
[Emily laughing]
ARE YOU FEELING OK?
I'M FEELING FINE.
SO, DID YOU GO TO ATHENS
ON THAT FIRST BIG
EUROPEAN TRIP OF YOURS?
UH, YEAH.
I HOPE YOU SAW THE NATIONAL
ARCHAEOLOGICAL MUSEUM.
I THOUGHT OF YOU
THERE THE WHOLE TIME.
THE ROOM WITH THE
MASK OF AGAMEMNON.
YEP, WE HIT THAT.
INTERESTING, HUH? YEP.
RORY.
GRANDPA, WELCOME HOME.
WELL, THANK YOU.
(Richard) HMM, LOOK AT THIS
OUTFIT. I LIKE THE COLORS.
THANKS, IT'S BORROWED.
SO, WE HAVE QUITE
A BIT TO CATCH UP ON.
I KNOW, I WANNA
HEAR ALL ABOUT IT.
I'M SURE YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S
CAUGHT YOU UP SOMEWHAT.
I STARTED TO. AND WITH THE
DOZENS OF POSTCARDS SHE SENT,
YOU PROBABLY REMEMBER
THE TRIP BETTER THAN I DO.
I STILL WANNA HEAR YOUR ACCOUNT.
HAVE HER OPEN THE GIFT, RICHARD.
OH, YES, PLEASE. OPEN IT.
OH, MY GOD. IT'S AMAZING.
LEAVES OF GRASS IN GREEK.
100 YEARS OLD. SOME
BEAUTIFUL ENGRAVINGS.
NOW I HAVE TO LEARN GREEK.
FEEL THE LEATHER.
GRANDPA, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YOU CAN THANK YOUR
GRANDMOTHER. SHE HELPED PICK IT OUT.
THANK YOU, GRANDMA.
DINNER IS SERVED, MRS. GILMORE.
THANK YOU, ELIZA.
YOU CAN FLIP THROUGH
THAT A LITTLE LATER.
OK.
SO, GRANDPA, IS IT TRUE THAT
EVERY RESTAURANT IN THE PLAKA
HAS A VIEW OF THE ACROPOLIS?
WELL, THEY LIKE TO THINK SO,
BUT WE FOUND THIS CHARMING
LITTLE TAVERNA, DIONYSUS.
THE VIEW WAS SPECTACULAR.
AND THE OUZO CERTAINLY
LIVED UP TO ITS NAME.
OH, I'M SO HOT, I MAY
HIT ON MYSELF TONIGHT.
YOU LOOK NICE.
SO DO YOU. YOUR
HAIR IS SO FANCY.
AND I'M READY TO LET IT DOWN.
SO, WHAT TOWN ARE
WE PAINTING FIRST?
OH, WELL, IT'S YOUR BIG NIGHT
OUT, SO ANYWHERE YOU WANT.
OK, HOW ABOUT DANCING?
DANCING! YES!
[car engine starting] ♪
I'M A BRICK HOUSE ♪
NOW, OF COURSE, I
CAN'T REALLY DANCE
'CAUSE MY ANKLES ARE
COMPLETELY SWOLLEN,
AND MY STOMACH IS A BIT OF A
HINDRANCE ON THE DANCE FLOOR,
BUT I CAN WATCH YOU DANCE.
NO, THAT'S OK. LET'S
DO SOMETHING ELSE.
BUT YOU WANT TO GO DANCING.
NO, I'LL DO WHATEVER. LIKE WHAT?
WE CAN GO TO A BAR.
HANG OUT AND TALK.
SOUNDS PERFECT.
OF COURSE, I TEND TO
GET A LITTLE DEPRESSED
WHEN I'M IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE
DRINKING AND I CAN'T HAVE A COCKTAIL.
YOU KNOW, DID I TELL YOU I'M
HAVING A RECURRING DREAM LATELY
ABOUT A MAGIC PINA COLADA WITH
WHIPPED CREAM AND A TON OF RUM
AND A TALKING LITTLE
PAPER UMBRELLA?
IF YOU'RE HAVING DREAMS LIKE
THAT, YOU DON'T NEED A COCKTAIL.
HOW ABOUT A MOVIE?
I HAVE TO GET UP TO
PEE EVERY 5 MINUTES,
BUT WE CAN SIT ON AN
AISLE NEAR THE BACK
AND YOU CAN FILL
ME IN ON WHAT I MISS.
SOOKIE,
[car engine stops]
WHY DON'T WE JUST STAY HOME?
NO. WE'RE HITTING THE TOWN.
NOT TONIGHT.
WE HAVE TO. I CAN'T LET YOU
BECOME THE SPINSTER ON THE COUCH.
WE CAN GO INSIDE
AND ORDER IN PIZZA.
YOU NEED TO GO OUT AND...
AND SEE THINGS AND DO THINGS.
I HAVE A STAR IS
BORN, ALL 3 VERSIONS.
WE CAN COMPARE AND CONTRAST
PERFORMANCES AND DOSAGES.
IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY
AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
TO MAKE SURE YOU
GO DO EXCITING THINGS
EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO.
HANGING OUT WITH
YOU IS EXCITING.
IT IS?
AND WITH PEPPERONI AND
SOME EXTRA CHEESE, LOOK OUT.
I AM GETTING KIND OF HUNGRY.
WELL, SURE, ALL THIS
PARTYING WILL DO THAT TO YOU.
CAN WE WATCH THE STREISAND
A STAR IS BORN FIRST?
I REALLY LOVE THAT SCENE
WHERE SHE CHEWS ON
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON'S LIPS.
[Sookie chuckling] YEAH!
SO, WHERE ARE ALL YOUR YALE
FRIENDS FOR SPRING BREAK?
UH, HERE AND THERE.
DID YOUR FRIEND PARIS
MAKE INTERESTING PLANS?
NOT REALLY.
♪ [music playing] AND
HOW'S THE SHORTCAKE?
IT'S FINE, THANKS.
I KNOW THIS SEEMS A BIT BASIC,
BUT ELIZA FOUND THE FIRST
DECENT STRAWBERRIES OF THE YEAR.
I'M SO MAD AT CALIFORNIA.
WELL, YOU'D THINK THAT RAIN
WOULD BE GOOD FOR CROPS.
IT'S COUNTERINTUITIVE.
ANYWAY, THESE
STRAWBERRIES ARE WONDERFUL.
COULD YOU PASS THEM TO ME, RORY?
[inaudible]
SO, RORY, IS EVERYTHING ALL
RIGHT WITH YOU THIS EVENING?
I'M FINE, GRANDPA.
[inaudible]
UH, YOU'D TELL US IF
ANYTHING WAS BOTHERING YOU?
REALLY, IT'S NOTHING.
SEEMS AS THOUGH THERE MIGHT
BE SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND.
NOT REALLY.
ALL RIGHT.
SO, GRANDPA, YOU HARDLY TOLD
ME ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR TRIP.
HOW WAS THE
ARCHAEOLOGICAL MUSEUM?
OH, NOW, THAT'S IT. EMILY.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
NOTHING.
I ASKED YOU ABOUT
THAT MUSEUM EARLIER
AND ALL YOU DID WAS MUMBLE
SOMETHING ABOUT HITTING IT.
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
MORE EXPANSIVE. I'M SORRY.
YOU'VE BEEN PUSHING
ME AWAY ALL EVENING.
EMILY, PLEASE.
YOU ASK YOUR GRANDFATHER
QUESTION AFTER QUESTION,
MAKE POLITE CHITCHAT
ABOUT THE ROAST DUCK
WITH THE MAID, WHAT'S-HER-NAME,
TELL HER IT'S WONDERFUL.
BECAUSE SHE MADE IT,
AND HER NAME IS ELIZA.
I TOLD HER TO MAKE THE DUCK.
YOU'RE ENJOYING DUCK
BECAUSE I REQUESTED DUCK.
WELL, IT WAS A GREAT
DUCK, GRANDMA.
KUDOS ON THE DUCK.
THIS ISN'T YOU, THIS ATTITUDE
OF YOURS. THIS IS YOUR MOTHER.
DON'T BRING UP MOM.
LOOK, BOTH OF YOU,
LET'S TRY TO CALM DOWN.
WHY ARE YOU ACTING THIS WAY?
YOUR MEMORY CAN'T BE
THAT SHORT, GRANDMA.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? DO
WE HAVE TO GET INTO THIS?
YOU SHOULD WALK OUT THAT DOOR
AND COME IN AGAIN, START ALL OVER.
SHE DOESN'T NEED
TO DO THAT, EMILY.
WE HAVE A CONTRACT.
A CONTRACT?
WE PAY FOR YALE, YOU COME
TO DINNER EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT,
AND YOU ACT PLEASANTLY
AND DECENTLY.
YOU'RE RIGHT, GRANDMA.
WE DO HAVE A CONTRACT, BUT
IT'S TO COME TO DINNER. PERIOD.
THERE'S NO AGREEMENT ON HOW
VIVACIOUS OR BUBBLY I HAVE TO BE.
YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE YOU.
I AM.
THIS ISN'T YOU.
LOOK, GRANDMA, YOU
KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
RORY, PLEASE SIT DOWN.
I MEAN, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
10 ACROPOLIS POSTCARDS
AND I WOULD FORGET THE FACT
THAT YOU BROKE UP MOM AND LUKE?
NOW, I RESPECT OUR CONTRACT,
AND I WILL CONTINUE TO
COME EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT
AND EAT DINNER WITH YOU,
BUT I WON'T
GUARANTEE AN ATTITUDE
THAT WILL PLEASE YOU. EXCUSE ME.
YOU ARE CERTAINLY NOT
EXCUSED. WE'RE NOT THROUGH.
WE HAVE HAD DESSERT, I'LL
SKIP THE PORT. GOOD NIGHT.
RORY.
GOOD NIGHT, GRANDPA.
I'LL SEE YOU IN A WEEK.
[people chattering]
SEE, NOW, THIS IS PERFECT.
IT'S NOT A NIGHTCLUB, BUT
IT'S A PLACE YOU NEVER GO
SO IT'S DIFFERENT AND EXCITING.
AND CHOCOLATEY.
ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
OH, NOT MISSING THE COUCH A BIT.
HEY, LORELAI. WOW,
TWICE IN ONE DAY, HUH?
HI, FRANKIE. YEAH, WELL, JUST
GOTTA HAVE SOME PIE, YOU KNOW?
[clearing throat]
[glasses clinking]
WELL, I HAVEN'T
MEMORIZED THE MENU YET.
YOU COME HERE?
YOU KNOW, JUST ONCE A DAY.
UNBELIEVABLE.
I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE
IN THE MORNING.
I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE YOU
SOMEWHERE YOU ALWAYS GO.
I HAD A GREAT TIME TONIGHT,
AND I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN,
AND I PROMISE I AM
NOT GOING TO BECOME
A COUCH-POTATO SPINSTER WOMAN.
OK, THE MINUTE THIS COMES OUT,
YOU AND I ARE GOING AWAY FOR
A WEEKEND JUST THE TWO OF US.
ABSOLUTELY, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT
THAT YOU'LL HAVE A
NEWBORN BABY AT HOME,
THAT'S A PERFECT PLAN.
HELLO, LADIES. HI, KID.
HOW'D YOU KNOW WE'D BE HERE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU'RE ALWAYS HERE.
HEY, SOOKIE.
HEY, EGGHEAD. DO
YOU WANT SOME PIE?
OH, I NEVER SAY NO TO PIE.
SO, HOW WAS DINNER?
[sighing] LOUD.
MEANING?
THERE WAS YELLING.
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED?
I JUST GOT SO MAD.
SHE WAS ACTING LIKE
NOTHING WAS WRONG.
LIKE IT WAS TOTALLY NORMAL THAT YOU
WEREN'T THERE AND I COULDN'T TAKE IT.
I UNDERSTAND.
I UNDERSTAND, TOO.
YOU GETTING SLEEPY
THERE, SOOKIE?
NO, I'M FINE.
JUST A LITTLE PAST MY
BEDTIME IS ALL. KEEP TALKING.
I LEFT DURING SHORTCAKE.
I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
HEY, GRANDMA DID
THIS. YOU DIDN'T.
I KNOW. I JUST HATE THAT
YOU'RE FIGHTING WITH THEM.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
SHE'S SLEEPING.
UH-HUH, YEAH, WELL, WE
PARTIED PRETTY HARD TONIGHT.
[chuckling]
DO WE WAKE HER UP?
NO, WE'LL WAIT A MINUTE.
MOM, UM, CAN YOU...
WHAT?
[clearing throat]
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
IS IT ABOUT GRANDMA?
DO I HAVE TO ASK
18 MORE OF THESE?
YOU KNOW HOW WITH DEAN THINGS
DIDN'T EXACTLY GO THE WAY I PLANNED?
YOU MEAN WITH YOU AND
HIM GETTING TOGETHER?
NO, I MEAN... YES, THAT, TOO.
BUT I PROMISED YOU THAT I WOULD
COME TO YOU AND TALK TO YOU
WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS READY TO...
BUT I DIDN'T UM, BECAUSE
IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST,
AND I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE, AND
THEN EVERYTHING GOT SO MESSED UP,
AND THEN AFTER, IT WAS
WEIRD, THE SITUATION WAS WEIRD.
I DIDN'T FEEL COMFORTABLE
COMING TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT ANYTHING
CONCERNING US AT ALL.
YOU CAN ALWAYS TALK TO
ME, EVEN WHEN IT'S WEIRD.
I KNOW, I WANT TO.
I WANNA GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT
EVERYTHING, JUST LIKE BEFORE DEAN.
I SECOND THAT MOTION.
SO I THOUGHT I WOULD COME
TALK TO YOU NOW ABOUT LOGAN.
OH, OK.
I WANT TO TELL YOU NOW, SO YOU HEAR
IT FROM ME, RIGHT WHEN IT'S STARTING.
RIGHT WHEN IT'S
STARTING. OH, GOT IT.
SO THE... THE 2 OF YOU ARE
STARTING SOMETHING, HUH?
YES. WE HAVE DEFINITELY
STARTED SOMETHING.
STARTED.
OH, YOU'VE ALREADY
STARTED SOMETHING.
WOW. OK, FAST.
I KNOW, BUT HE'S SO GREAT.
I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN HIM. HE'S
BEAUTIFUL AND REALLY SMART.
SMARTER THAN ME, I
SWEAR. AND HE'S GREAT.
YES, HE SEEMS GREAT.
AND WE HAVE A LOT IN
COMMON, WHICH IS GOOD.
VERY GOOD.
THE PAPER AND YALE, OF COURSE.
AND HE'S EXTREMELY WELL-READ,
AND I KNOW LOGAN'S RICH,
AND I KNOW YOU DON'T REALLY...
NO, NO, RORY, I DON'T CARE
IF HE'S RICH. IF YOU LIKE HIM...
I DO. I REALLY LIKE HIM.
AND HE'S TREATING YOU WELL.
HE IS.
I'M HAVING FUN. A LOT OF FUN.
OK, WELL, IF HE'S THAT
IMPORTANT TO YOU,
I SHOULD PROBABLY,
YOU KNOW, MEET HIM AGAIN
UNDER DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES.
RIGHT.
WITH EVERYTHING ALL
BUTTONED AND ZIPPED.
YOU WILL. I PROMISE.
GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.
ANYHOW, I JUST
WANTED YOU TO KNOW.
OK.
SO, GOOD TALK.
YEAH?
ABSOLUTELY.
MAN, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD
BUY YOU A SHOT OR SOMETHING.
HOW ABOUT A RUM BALL?
2 RUM BALLS COMING UP.
[cell phone ringing]
HELLO.
(Richard) LORELAI,
IT'S YOUR FATHER.
WELL, HELLO, THERE, MY
FATHER. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
WELL, YOU CAN TAKE A MORE
SERIOUS TONE FOR STARTERS.
[British accent] OH,
HELLO, MY FATHER.
LORELAI.
OH, SORRY, I THOUGHT THE BRITISH
THING MADE IT PRETTY SERIOUS.
I ASSUME YOU HEARD WHAT
HAPPENED AT DINNER LAST NIGHT.
DID IT INVOLVE A FORK?
NO, IT DID NOT.
IT INVOLVED YOUR DAUGHTER
BEING INCREDIBLY RUDE
AND INSENSITIVE TO
HER GRANDMOTHER.
I HEARD THERE WAS A BIT
OF A FLARE-UP THERE, YES.
IT WAS MORE THAN A FLARE-UP.
I'VE NEVER SEEN RORY
BEHAVE LIKE THAT.
WELL, SHE WAS UPSET, DAD.
WELL, THAT IS NO EXCUSE.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL YOU.
YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT
YOU INTEND TO DO ABOUT IT.
UH, NOTHING.
YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HER.
NO, I DO NOT.
LORELAI, YOU ARE HER MOTHER.
IT IS UP TO YOU TO SET AN
EXAMPLE FOR YOUR DAUGHTER.
I DID SET AN EXAMPLE
FOR HER, DAD.
I DIDN'T GO TO DINNER.
SHE WENT ANYHOW.
DAMN KIDS. CAN'T
TEACH THEM ANYTHING.
SHE YELLED AT HER
GRANDMOTHER, LORELAI,
AT THE DINNER TABLE,
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
WELL, THIS IS NONE
OF MY BUSINESS.
OF COURSE IT'S YOUR BUSINESS.
IT'S YOUR BATTLE SHE'S FIGHTING.
I DO NOT HAVE A BATTLE.
YOU NEED TO TALK TO HER AND
TELL HER THAT THIS BEHAVIOR IS NOT...
DAD, LISTEN TO ME.
THIS IS RORY'S THING, OK?
SHE WAS MAD. SHE WAS UPSET.
WELL, WHAT DOES RORY
HAVE TO BE UPSET ABOUT?
RORY LOVES LUKE, DAD.
SHE DID NOT WANT TO SEE HIM
HURT AND HUMILIATED LIKE HE WAS.
SHE CARES ABOUT ME.
YOUR MOTHER DID
WHAT SHE THOUGHT...
WHOA, OK, JUST STOP RIGHT THERE.
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN
WHY MOM DID WHAT SHE DID.
BUT I WAS JUST...
LUKE AND I HAVE BROKEN UP, DAD.
OK? WE ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER.
AND IT IS A DIRECT
RESULT OF WHAT MOM DID,
AND I KNOW YOU COULD CARE LESS
AND I KNOW THAT
MOM WILL BE THRILLED.
BUT I AM NOT THRILLED.
I'M... I'M NOT THRILLED.
AND RORY'S NOT THRILLED.
WE'RE BOTH HURT
AND EXTREMELY UPSET.
NOW, I CAN STAY AWAY AND NOT
COME TO DINNER AND NOT SEE MOM,
BUT RORY MADE A
DEAL WITH YOU GUYS,
AND RORY NEVER GOES
BACK ON ANYTHING SHE SAYS.
SO SHE WENT, SHE WAS THERE, AND IF
SHE WAS RUDE OR COLD, THEN I'M SORRY.
BUT I PERSONALLY FEEL
SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE.
AND YOU AND MOM WILL JUST HAVE TO
WORK THAT OUT WITH HER YOURSELVES.
SO THEN THIS IS IT?
YOU'LL NEVER VISIT
OUR HOME AGAIN?
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU'LL SEND RORY,
BUT YOU'LL AVOID US AT
THANKSGIVING, ON CHRISTMAS?
PROBABLY.
SO WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED
TO ACCEPT THE FACT
THAT WE'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN?
YOU CAN SEE ME ANY
TIME YOU WANT, DAD.
I HAVE NO BEEF WITH YOU.
I SEE.
WELL...
UH, DAD?
YES?
WHILE YOU'RE ALL CALM AND QUIET
THERE, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
GO AHEAD.
WELL, THE PREMIUM ON MY INSURANCE
POLICY AT THE INN IS GOING UP 15%
BECAUSE OF SOME
SMALL-DAMAGE CLAIMS.
I'M SORRY, YOU'RE ASKING ME
A QUESTION ABOUT INSURANCE?
YEAH.
CARRY ON.
SO, THESE GUYS CAME BY THE
INN LAST WEEK AND, UH, OH...
DA-DAD, I GOTTA CALL
YOU BACK IN A SEC, OK?
TH-THANKS, BYE.
EXCUSE ME. HELLO. HI. HI.
IS THIS YOUR BOAT?
AH, TECHNICALLY IT IS, YEAH.
AND I'M SORRY IT'S
PARKED OUT HERE LIKE THIS,
BUT SEE, IT'S SUPPOSED TO
BE AUCTIONED OFF FOR CHARITY
FOR THE "NATIONAL
BOATING FOR PEACE
AND, UH, LOW BLOOD SUGAR
ORGANIZATION FOR TINY CHILDREN."
AND SO THEY DELIVERED
IT EARLY AND NOT FINISHED,
AND SO IT WAS DROPPED OFF HERE,
SO TO BE PICKED UP BY THE,
UH, BOAT-FINISHING GUYS.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO MOVE IT, BUT
THERE WAS THIS KITTEN IN A TREE.
HE HAD A COLD, AND I HAD
TO BRING HIM KLEENEX AND...
JUST MOVE IT ON
STREET-CLEANING DAYS.
YES, MA'AM.
[bell dinging]
YOU WANT SOME
KETCHUP, KIRK? NO, THANKS.
THE DISTINCT CHARRED FLAVOR
OF THIS MEAT IS LIKE A DELICACY.
I WOULDN'T DREAM OF
OBSCURING IT WITH CONDIMENTS.
I THINK THAT'S A PANCAKE.
FASCINATING.
LUKE, MY CHEESEBURGER
AND FRIES UP YET?
HOW WOULD I KNOW?
WHAT AM I, A FOOD PSYCHIC?
WHAT, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW THE
GRAPEFRUIT CROP'S GONNA BE THIS YEAR?
HOLD ON, I'M GETTING A MESSAGE FROM
A KUMQUAT FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.
OK, I'LL GO SEE FOR MYSELF.
HEY, LUKE, COULD I GET A NAPKIN?
A CLOTH NAPKIN AND A
MOIST TOWELETTE ALL IN ONE.
I'VE GOT A DELIVERY.
BE RIGHT BACK.
[door closing]
SIT ANYWHERE?
AH, YEAH, LISTEN, I WILL
BE BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
WHY DON'T YOU WAIT AND
LET ME SEAT YOU THEN?
WHAT? JUST TRUST ME.
FORGET IT. I'M HUNGRY NOW.
OK, ANYWHERE'S FINE.
THANKS.
[bell dinging]
[people chattering]
[door opening]
[gasping]
SOUP'S ON.
OH, THANK GOD. I'M STARVING.
I HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT
LUKE'S CHEESEBURGERS FOR A MONTH.
HOW'S THE INVENTORY COMING?
PERFECT. I HAVE A
GREAT SYSTEM GOING.
THIS IS MY "TO BE
WRITTEN DOWN" PILE,
MY "ALREADY WRITTEN DOWN" PILE,
AND THIS IS MY PILE OF BOOKS
THAT I'VE SEEN AND NOW HAVE TO BUY.
THAT'S A BIG PILE. YEP.
BIGGER THAN THE
OTHER 2 PILES. YEP.
THIS JOB MUST BE
COSTING YOU A FORTUNE.
YEP.
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT IS THAT THING?
SORRY, I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.
THIS IS DISGUSTING.
THIS IS FROM LUKE'S?
YEAH, HE'S BEEN A LITTLE
OFF HIS GAME LATELY.
OFF HIS GAME? IT'S LIKE
TIGER WOODS MADE THIS THING.
LUKE'S BEEN IN A MOOD.
AND HE'S TAKING IT OUT
ON CHEESEBURGERS?
IT'S BEEN AWFUL. EVERYTHING'S
EITHER BEEN BURNED OR DROPPED.
HE'S ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE.
HE JUST MOPES AND
GROWLS AND STOMPS AROUND.
HE THROWS CUSTOMERS
OUT THE DOOR. JEEZ.
I'M ASSUMING HIS MOOD
MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING
TO DO WITH A CERTAIN SOMEONE
WHO'S BEEN SPENDING A LOT
OF HER TIME AT WESTON'S LATELY.
OH, POOR SAD LUKE.
POOR SAD TIPS.
LISTEN, I HAVE TO GET
SOMETHING TO EAT.
YOU WANT TO RUN
OVER TO AL'S WITH ME?
CAN'T. IF LUKE'S ALONE TOO LONG,
HE MIGHT BURN THE PLACE DOWN.
HOW ABOUT TONIGHT?
YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING?
I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT
ZACH IS COOKING ME DINNER.
REALLY? OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.
IT IS, ISN'T IT?
IT'S SO NICE THAT YOU HAVE ZACH.
I KNOW, IT'S LIKE HAVING A
PERFECT HAIRCUT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
MY GOD, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
OK, THANKS FOR THE
CONCEPT OF LUNCH.
ANYTIME.
[door closing]
THIS JOB WAS A GREAT IDEA.
(Lorelai) HEY,
SOOKIE, HAS MY DAD...
AUGUST 14. OH, JEEZ.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING AUGUST 14?
UH, RECOVERING FROM THE
GRANDE JETTE YOU JUST DID THERE.
LAST NIGHT, I CALLED JACKSON'S
SISTER, COLLEEN, NOT THE DRUNK ONE,
AND ASKED HER TO TAKE THE
KIDS ON THE WEEKEND OF AUGUST 14
BECAUSE BY THEN
THERE WILL BE KIDS,
AND I WILL BE FREE TO
GIRLFRIEND THE WEEKEND AWAY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
AH, SHOOT. WHAT?
WELL, IF YOU'D JUST
GOTTEN TO ME SOONER.
SOONER THAN 6
MONTHS AHEAD OF TIME?
WELL, AUGUST IS
MY BATHING MONTH.
OH, WELL, UH, SEPTEMBER
WILL PROBABLY WORK.
AND YOU'RE JOKING.
AUGUST 14 WOULD BE PERFECT.
OH, HOO.
HEY, DAD, HOW DOES IT LOOK?
UH, WHY DON'T YOU GO AND
CHECK THAT LANDING AGAIN, PHIL?
[clearing throat] I'LL
BE UP IN A MOMENT.
WELL, IS IT BAD? IS IT GOOD?
AM I SCREWED? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
PHILIP AND I HAVE THOROUGHLY
TOURED THE PROPERTY.
AND WITH THE EXCEPTION OF
ONE TOO MANY GARDEN GNOMES,
WE HAVE FOUND IT
TO BE IN TOP SHAPE.
REALLY? YES.
I'VE ALSO REVIEWED YOUR POLICY.
AND WHILE I TIP MY HAT
TO THE CRIMINAL GENIUS
WHO CONVINCED YOU TO
SIGN IT, I FIND IT APPALLING.
I KNEW THE NAME SHYSTY MCSHYSTERSON
SHOULD HAVE TIPPED ME OFF.
YOU CAN DO BETTER,
AND I CAN HELP.
DON'T YOU TEASE ME, GILMORE.
NO, NO, I WOULDN'T DARE.
SO WHAT DO WE DO?
WELL, PHILIP WILL GO OVER THE
PROPERTY AGAIN, HE'LL TAKE SOME PICTURES,
AND TOMORROW I WILL PUT A
NEW POLICY TOGETHER FOR YOU.
OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE MY LIFESAVER.
HEY, CAN I MAKE YOU
GUYS SOME LUNCH?
NO, THANK YOU, SOOKIE.
COME ON, DAD. NOT
EVEN A SANDWICH?
UH, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL HAVE
SOME COFFEE, IF YOU'RE OFFERING.
WE'RE OFFERING.
I'LL HEAT UP SOME
SCONES TO GO WITH IT.
OH, NO, I DON'T,
UH, I DON'T WANT...
FORGET IT, DAD.
YOU'RE GETTING SCONES.
MY GOD, THIS IS A BOSSY PLACE.
YOU KNOW, I HAVE
TO SAY, LORELAI,
YOU'VE DONE A
WONDERFUL JOB HERE.
THANK YOU, DAD.
WELL, THE RESTORATION, THE
ROOMS, THE... THE HOMEY FEEL.
AND THE STABLES, VERY SMART.
YES. PEOPLE LOVE HORSES.
THEY TURNED OUT TO
BE QUITE A DRAW. HMM.
YOU KNOW, SMALL INNS LIKE THIS
[horses neighing] ARE VERY
FASHIONABLE RIGHT NOW.
THE LARGER HOTEL CHAINS
ARE CONSTANTLY SEARCHING
TO ACQUIRE CHARMING
PLACES LIKE THIS.
THEY KEEP THEM JUST AS THEY ARE.
THEY USUALLY RETAIN
THE MANAGEMENT.
WELL, I COULD, UH, DO A LITTLE
SNIFFING AROUND FOR YOU, IF YOU LIKE.
ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT SELLING MY INN?
WELL, YOU WOULD STILL RUN IT,
BUT YOU'D MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.
I'M GOOD, DAD.
WELL, YOU SHOULD
REALLY THINK ABOUT IT.
I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA
BE SELLING THIS PLACE,
BUT THANK YOU FOR
THE SUGGESTION.
YES, WELL, IF YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
YES, I KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU.
OH, MY, WHAT IS THAT
HEAVENLY SMELL?
SCONES.
I HAVE NEVER SMELLED
ANYTHING AS HEAVENLY AS THIS.
WAIT TILL YOU TASTE THEM.
♪ [music playing] MORE
BUBBLY, MY DEAR?
PLEASE.
I OPENED THE BOTTLE
THIS AFTERNOON
SO IT'S JUST THE WAY
YOU LIKE IT, NICE AND FLAT.
YOU'RE VERY SWEET.
THIS WHOLE THING WAS SO
SWEET, ZACH. COOKING ME DINNER.
IT WAS FUN.
THE SAUCE WAS AMAZING.
MY OWN CREATION.
RAGU WITH GARLIC SALT, CAYENNE
PEPPER, AND A DASH OF WASABI.
IT MADE MY EARS POP.
ONE OF THE BENEFITS.
THE SPAGHETTI
WAS JUST RIGHT, TOO.
I THREW SOME UP AGAINST THE
WALL TO TELL IF IT WAS DONE.
IT MADE A SHAPE LIKE PETER
GABRIEL'S BIG BLOATED HEAD.
IT'S STILL THERE IF
YOU WANNA SEE IT.
YEAH, COOL.
BUT NOT NOW, OK?
LATER.
HMM, SURE.
YOU'RE THE BEST, YOU KNOW?
THE COOLEST.
THE CUTEST.
OH, THANKS. BACK AT YOU.
I LIKED YOU THE DAY I MET YOU.
I EVEN REMEMBER WHAT
YOU WERE WEARING.
OH, GOD, I PROBABLY
LOOKED LIKE A PIG.
I NEED MORE CLOTHES.
I WANT THIS TO BE
RIGHT, YOU KNOW?
YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.
MUSIC'S GOOD FOR YOU?
SURE.
THAT WAS NICE.
YEAH, IT WAS.
WE SHOULD PROBABLY
CLEAR THE PLATES, RIGHT?
WHAT? JUST TO GET THEM SOAKING.
NO. UH, LATER.
AFTER.
OK. AFTER WHAT?
AFTER.
RIGHT.
AFTER. MMM-HMM.
OH, MY GOD. WHAT?
YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX.
KIND OF.
OH, MY GOD!
[panting]
YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE THIS WAS HEADING?
HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN, ZACH?
I THOUGHT IT WAS CLEAR.
HOW? HOW?
I COOKED. I NEVER COOK.
I DON'T KNOW THAT
YOU'VE NEVER COOKED.
I'VE KNOWN YOU, WHAT, 2 YEARS?
THIS COULD BE A DORMANT HOBBY.
I LIT CANDLES.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO
SAVE ON ELECTRICITY. VERY PRUDENT.
I TOLD YOU I WANTED TO HAVE
A SPECIAL EVENING WITH YOU.
LIKE THAT'S A CLUE?
I DON'T SAY CRAP LIKE,
"SPECIAL EVENING," LANE!
I PLAY GUITAR. OK, BUT...
I LINED THE PATH TO THE
BEDROOM DOOR WITH ROSE PETALS.
YOU HAD TO HAVE SEEN THAT.
I THOUGHT YOU TRACKED THEM IN.
YOU'RE ALWAYS
STEPPING IN THINGS, ZACH.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
ELSE I COULD'VE DONE.
YEAH, WELL, NEITHER DO I.
WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU GAVE ME, LIKE, 83 CLUES,
AND I MISSED THEM ALL. I'M STUPID.
YOU'RE NOT.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE
SUBTLE, AND THAT'S NOT MY THING.
I'M BAD. I'M A BAD MAN.
YOU'RE NOT BAD.
YOU'RE GOOD. I'M STUPID.
I PUSHED YOU. I
SHOULD BE ARRESTED.
NO, ZACH.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
WE'VE BEEN DATING
FOR, WHAT, 4 MONTHS,
AND WE LIVE
TOGETHER, AND I'M 20.
YOU'RE A GUY AND I'M A GIRL,
AND BIRDS DO IT AND BEES DO IT.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
OH, WELL, I HAVE TO
WAIT TILL I GET MARRIED.
WHAT? I HAVE TO WAIT
TILL I GET MARRIED?
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
NEITHER DID I. WHOA.
YEAH, WHOA.
I DON'T KNOW IF
I'M OK WITH THAT.
I'M NOT SURE IF I'M
OK WITH THAT, EITHER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CLEANING UP.
I'LL DO IT. NO, ZACH.
YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY TONIGHT.
THE LEAST I COULD
DO IS CLEAN UP.
[plates clattering]
(Richard) EMILY, I DON'T BELIEVE
WE'VE FINISHED TALKING ABOUT THIS.
I THINK ONCE YOU TAKE A STEP
BACK AND THINK ABOUT THIS,
YOU WILL SEE THAT THERE IS
NOTHING TO BE UPSET ABOUT.
I'M NOT UPSET, RICHARD.
YOU'RE NOT?
NO, I AM NOT.
THAT FLOWER JUST
HAD IT COMING, I ASSUME.
YOU'RE LOVING THIS, AREN'T YOU?
LOVING WHAT?
RORY WON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME, BUT
IT'S, "GRANDPA, HOW WAS GREECE?"
AND "GRANDPA, I
JUST LOVE MY GIFT."
OH, NOW, EMILY.
LORELAI WON'T TAKE MY CALLS
BUT RUNS TO DADDY WITH
HER INSURANCE PROBLEMS.
WELL, HER INSURANCE COMPANY'S
BEEN ROBBING HER BLIND.
PLEASE.
WELL, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO SEE HER POLICY?
THE DEDUCTIBLE ALONE...
YOU'RE THE FAVORITE, AND YOU'RE
LOVING EVERY SINGLE MINUTE OF IT.
THIS IS NOT A
POPULARITY CONTEST.
NO, NOT A CONTEST.
YOU ALREADY WON.
EMILY, YOU ARE ACTING
INCREDIBLY IMMATURE.
YOU COULDN'T WAIT TO RUN
OVER TO THAT INN OF HERS
FOR YOUR SECRET
CLANDESTINE MEETING.
WELL, HOW CLANDESTINE
COULD IT BE?
I JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT IT.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU
REFUSE TO STAND BY ME ON THIS.
WHY HAVEN'T WE
GOTTEN STOOLS IN HERE?
I DID WHAT I DID
FOR HER OWN GOOD.
OF COURSE YOU DID.
I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR HER
AND SINCE SHE IS INCAPABLE OF JUDGING
WHAT IS RIGHT AND WHAT IS WRONG,
I HAD TO STEP IN, I HAD TO ACT.
YES, YOU DID. YOU
ACTED, AND IT BACKFIRED.
RICHARD. WELL, IT DID.
IT WAS A NOBLE
EFFORT, BUT IT FAILED.
AND NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL
WITH THE REALITY IN FRONT OF US.
HOWEVER MISGUIDED LORELAI'S
FEELINGS ARE RIGHT NOW,
THE FACT IS, SHE IS NOT
WILLING TO DEAL WITH YOU.
SHE WILL, HOWEVER, DEAL WITH ME.
AND AT LEAST THIS WAY, WE
STILL HAVE CONTACT WITH HER.
CONTACT. PLEASE.
AND, HOPEFULLY, WITH TIME,
WE WILL BE ABLE TO
CONVINCE HER TO COME BACK
AND THINGS WILL
RETURN TO NORMAL.
HOWEVER, IF WE SIMPLY CUT HER
OFF, NO CONTACT WHATSOEVER,
THEN THE ODDS OF BEING ABLE TO
GET THINGS BACK TO THE STATUS QUO
ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT ALL.
DON'T YOU AGREE?
I THOUGHT SO.
ALL RIGHT, NOW, DON'T WORRY.
I HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.
OF COURSE YOU DO.
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE FAVORITE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I
JUST CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
IT'S OK.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
I STARTED LISTENING TO ROCK
MUSIC WHEN I WAS 7 YEARS OLD.
I STUCK MAKEUP ON AT SCHOOL.
I MANAGED TO JOIN A BAND
WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING.
I HAD A BOYFRIEND WHO MY MOTHER
THOUGHT WAS A CHRISTIAN GUITARIST.
AND I ATE SPICY CONDIMENTS LIKE
THEY WERE GOING OUT OF STYLE.
I DRANK SODA, ATE HAMBURGERS,
I WORE JEWELRY, I DANCED.
NOT VERY WELL.
HEY, ANY SKILL LEVEL'S A SIN.
AND THEN I MOVED OUT,
AND I LIVE WITH 2 GUYS.
I MEAN, NOTHING
ELSE STUCK. NOTHING.
SO WHY THIS?
IT'S A MYSTERY.
WHY COULDN'T THE
GLUTEN-FREE THING STICK?
I COULD HAVE LIVED WITH THAT.
OR THE NOT-DANCING THING.
OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
ZACH'S FACE. IT WAS LIKE...
LIKE HE REALIZED HE WASN'T GONNA HAVE
SEX WITH YOU UNTIL THE WEDDING NIGHT.
YES, EXACTLY. GOD, THIS BLOWS.
A LOT OF PEOPLE WAIT UNTIL
THEY'RE MARRIED TO HAVE SEX.
YES. JESSICA SIMPSON
AND DONNA FROM 90210.
[door closing] AND A
COUPLE OF OTHERS.
OH, MY GOD. WHAT IF I
NEVER GET MARRIED?
YOU'LL GET MARRIED.
IF I NEVER GET MARRIED,
THEN I'LL NEVER HAVE SEX.
YOU'LL GET MARRIED.
YOU'LL HAVE SEX.
THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
YOU'VE ALREADY HAD SEX
WITH 2 DIFFERENT GUYS,
ALL WITHIN A ONE-YEAR PERIOD.
OK, YOU'RE MAKING ME
SOUND A LITTLE SLUTTY.
WELL, WHY SHOULDN'T
YOU BE SLUTTY?
YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NO MOTHER-TAUGHT MORALS
STANDING IN THE WAY OF
YOU AND YOUR SLUTTINESS.
OH, WELL, WHEN YOU
PUT IT THAT WAY...
IS IT GREAT? IS WHAT GREAT?
SEX. IS IT GREAT?
NOT IN FRONT OF THE BOOKS, LANE.
WHAT AM I SAYING?
OF COURSE IT'S GREAT! IT'S GREAT!
AND I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE IT
BECAUSE BY THE TIME
I'M READY TO GET MARRIED,
ALL THE MEN WILL
BE TAKEN BY WOMEN
WHO DIDN'T GROW
UP IN MY HOUSEHOLD.
YOU GOING OUT TO FIND A HUSBAND?
I HAVE TO GET EXTRA
TRASH BAGS FOR THE DINER.
ALL RIGHT, CALL ME LATER.
[birds chirping]
[woman chattering]
YOU'RE IN MY HEAD.
ARE YOU HAPPY?
YOU ARE IN MY HEAD!
WHAT?
[beeping]
(Logan) HELLO?
WE WERE BOTH WRONG.
ABOUT?
HEMINGWAY'S MANUSCRIPTS
WERE STOLEN IN HADLEY'S SUITCASE
AT THE GARE DE LYON.
HA. YEP.
JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD
KNOW WE'RE BOTH DUMB.
I GUESS WE FOUND EACH OTHER.
GUESS WE DID.
SO, HOW IS THE OUTING
IN THE WOODS GOING?
IT WAS GOING FINE
UNTIL FINN DECIDED
TO GO THROUGH ONE
OF HIS NAKED PHASES.
YIKES.
YEAH, SUDDENLY THE
CABIN SEEMED VERY SMALL.
I BET.
PLUS IT GOT BORING, AND THERE'S
TOO MANY PEOPLE THERE I KNOW,
SO I DECIDED TO CUT
MY SKIING TRIP SHORT.
YEAH? WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
YALE. WHAT?
YUP. SEEMS LIKE I GOT THE
WHOLE PLACE TO MYSELF, TOO.
I BET. EVERYBODY'S
GONE FOR SPRING BREAK.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE LIKE THIS.
VERY QUIET, LOTS OF PRIVACY.
IT'S TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT HERE.
AND WHY IS THAT?
I JUST THINK YOU'D LIKE IT.
WELL, TAKE ME A PICTURE.
YOU KNOW, IF BY CHANCE YOU DECIDED
TO CUT YOUR SPRING BREAK SHORT,
YOU COULD BE HERE WITH
ME TO SEE IT YOURSELF.
OH, REALLY?
JUST A SUGGESTION, ACE.
WELL, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
(Rory) YOU'RE SURE
YOU'RE OK WITH THIS?
OH, MY GOD. FOR
THE 50TH TIME, YES.
BUT I KNOW YOU HAD THE WHOLE
WEEK PLANNED OUT. I SAW THE D.V.Ds.
OH, HON.
A WOMAN UNDER THE INFLUENCE?
A.K.A. THE STORY OF ME.
SOAP MARATHON?
ALL CAN BE DONE AT A LATER TIME.
OK. HOW ABOUT NEXT WEEKEND?
HMM, LET ME CHECK
MY SPINSTER CATALOG.
NO, I'M GONNA BE KNITTING
TOILET PAPER COZIES TILL 3:00.
BUT AFTER THAT, I'M GOOD.
GREAT, AND WE CAN
DO THE FRIDAY NIGHT
WESTON'S DESSERT
THING AGAIN NEXT WEEK.
YEAH, WHATEVER YOU WANT.
OK. YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE NOT MAD?
NO, WELL, YOU'LL NEVER TRULY
KNOW UNTIL YOU READ MY MEMOIR.
HMM, WELL.
WAIT.
HERE.
SO YOU'LL ALWAYS
HAVE CLEAN UNDERWEAR.
MOM. TAKE THEM.
CLEAN UNDERWEAR, PRICELESS.
AND I'LL COVER THE BOOKS
YOU BOUGHT FROM ANDREW.
NO. YES.
YOU'RE AN ENABLER. I KNOW.
BUT YOU'RE MY ONLY
DAUGHTER THAT I KNOW OF.
MOM, THANKS.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
SO HE CAME BACK EARLY, HUH?
OH, YEAH. UH, HE SAID THERE JUST
WASN'T MUCH TO DO UP AT THE CABIN,
AND IT JUST GOT KIND OF CRAMPED
AND GROSS WITH ALL THOSE GUYS. SO.
SO HE CAME BACK EARLY, HUH?
YEAH.
BYE. GOODBYE.
♪ [music playing on T.V.]
OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THIS
STUFF I THINK IS MEAT LOAF.
SORRY.
[bell dinging]
HELLO, LUKE.
[door closing]
WHEN YOU GET A MOMENT, I'D
LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU.
I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW.
THAT'S FINE.
I'LL JUST WAIT HERE
UNTIL THINGS DIE DOWN.
[dog barking]
YOU HAVE A WIDE SELECTION HERE.
WHAT IS MUD PIE?
OH, THAT'S AWESOME. IT'S CHOCOLATE
PIE WITH OREO COOKIE CRUST,
AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN GET
LUKE TO PUT GUMMY WORMS IN IT,
LIKE WORMS IN THE
MUD, SO YOU CAN IMAGINE.
WELL, YOU'VE PAINTED
A WONDERFUL PICTURE.
YOUR COFFEEMAKER
SEEMS TO BE FULL NOW.
MORE COFFEE, KIRK?
OH, NO, I CAN'T DRINK COFFEE.
IT MAKES MY LUNGS HURT.
THANKS.
WOULD YOU MIND EXCUSING US?
OH, UM,
OK.
[bell dinging]
[door closing] MY DAUGHTER
AND I AREN'T SPEAKING.
SHE WON'T TAKE MY CALLS.
SHE WON'T COME TO DINNER.
SHE APPARENTLY WANTS
NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
I'M SURE YOU KNOW THAT LORELAI
AND I HAVE HAD MANY BATTLES.
MOST OF THEM HAVE BEEN BECAUSE
I FEEL I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR HER.
BUT LORELAI HAS HER OWN IDEAS
ABOUT WHAT SHE THINKS
WILL MAKE HER HAPPY.
SHE WANTS YOU, LUKE.
SHE'S MADE HER CHOICE,
GOD HELP HER, BUT THERE IT IS.
IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF I AGREE WITH IT.
I CAN'T FIGHT IT. YOU'VE WON.
GO BACK TO HER.
I PROMISE I WILL STAY OUT OF IT.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO CLEAN THAT WINDOW.
[door closing]
(woman on T.V.) ♪
THE NIGHT IS BITTER ♪
♪ THE STARS HAVE
LOST THEIR GLITTER ♪
♪ THE WINDS GROW COLDER ♪
♪ SUDDENLY YOU'RE OLDER ♪
[knocking on door] ♪
AND ALL BECAUSE ♪
♪ OF THE MAN ♪
♪ THAT GOT AWAY ♪
♪ NO MORE HIS EAGER CALL ♪
♪ THE WRITING'S ♪
♪ ON THE WALL ♪
♪ THE DREAMS YOU'VE ♪
♪ DREAMED HAVE ALL ♪
♪ GONE ASTRAY ♪
LOVE THAT YOU'RE BACK IN SHORTS.
MISSED THOSE STEMS
OF YOURS, BABY.
NOW, COME ON.
[phone ringing]
(Rory) HELLO?
YEAH, WE GOTTA TALK MAIL.
NOT AGAIN.
IT'S ALL FOR YOU. EVERY PIECE.
I MEAN, HOW CAN THAT BE?
YOU ONLY HALF LIVE HERE.
THIS MAIL ENVY OF
YOURS IS NOT PRETTY.
CATALOGS, BUSINESS
SOLICITATIONS, CREDIT CARD OFFERS.
OH, AND FOR ME,
SOME MORE STUPID GREENPEACE
RETURN-ADDRESS LABELS.
WELL, YOU ARE THE ENVIRONMENTAL
PHILANTHROPIST IN THE FAMILY.
WELL, I FEEL VERY BADLY
FOR THE PLANET RIGHT NOW.
HEY, YOU CALLED MY CELL.
I KNOW.
I TOLD YOU TO CALL MY LANDLINE.
MY CELL PHONE
BILL'S ASTRONOMICAL.
BUT A CONVERSATION
WITH ME: PRICELESS.
OH, JOY.
WHAT?
WELL, I DID GET A PIECE OF
MAIL: THE TEMPLE OF APOLLO.
GRANDMA'S STILL HITTING
YOU WITH THE POSTCARDS?
AS IF NOTHING EVEN REMOTELY
UNPLEASANT HAPPENED BETWEEN US.
HOW DOES SHE DO THAT?
COMPARTMENTALIZE LIKE THAT.
IT'S WEIRD. SHE'S THE SERIAL
KILLER WHO GOES TO WORK
AND TALKS ABOUT A
FUNNY SEINFELD HE SAW,
AND THEN GOES HOME AND COOKS
HIMSELF A MAN-FLESH SANDWICH.
EW!
LET'S SEE HOW HER TRIP HAS
BEEN SINCE THE LAST CARD.
DEAR LORELAI, KICKED A DOG,
THEN PUNCHED A GYPSY IN THE GROIN.
OH, THAT'S NICE.
MOM.
COMPLAINED ABOUT THE FOIE GRAS
TO A WAITER WHOSE YEARLY PAY
IS LESS THAN WHAT I SPEND MONTHLY ON
SILVER POLISH, THEN KICKED ANOTHER DOG.
COME ON.
TRIPPED A NUN, THEN
BURNED DOWN AN ORPHANAGE.
SOUNDS LIKE A BUSY ITINERARY.
AND THE SUN SETS ON APOLLO.
AT LEAST YOU DON'T GET THE
"NOTHING SUBTLE ABOUT IT" REMINDERS
ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER.
SHE'S PUTTING HER
HOOKS IN YOU, HUH?
YEAH, 3 CARDS IN A ROW REMINDING
ME IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS
THAT THEY'LL SEE ME SOON.
WELL, SHE'S SMART ENOUGH
NOT TO DO THAT TO ME.
OH, I'M MAD AT HER, TOO, YOU
KNOW. JUST FOR THE RECORD.
I KNOW.
ANYTHING ELSE?
OOH, ONE MINUTE OF TALK
AND THEN I GET THE BUM'S RUSH?
I'M RIGHT IN THE
MIDDLE OF STUDYING.
I GOTTA POP OUT OF AN ENVELOPE
FOR YOU TO HAVE INTEREST IN ME?
I'LL BE HOME FRIDAY. WE'LL
EAT, WE'LL TALK, WE'LL LAUGH.
WHAT A TIME WE'LL HAVE.
SKIP'S BACK IN SHORTS.
I'M NOT WASTING CELL PHONE
MINUTES ON SKIP'S SHORTS.
IT'S THE RENO 911! SHORT SHORTS.
A LITTLE DISTURBING.
I'M HANGING UP NOW.
FINE. SO, FRIDAY?
FRIDAY. BYE.
BYE. BYE.
♪ IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD ♪
♪ FEELING LONELY, AND SO COLD ♪
♪ ALL YOU HAVE TO
DO IS CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ AND I'LL BE THERE
ON THE NEXT TRAIN ♪
♪ WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW ♪
♪ ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO ♪
♪ IF YOU NEED, YOU
NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU ♪
♪ I WILL FOLLOW, OH ♪
♪ WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW ♪
♪ ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO ♪
♪ IF YOU NEED, YOU
NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU ♪
♪ I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD ♪
[people chattering]
[crockery clattering]
SIT UP. HUH?
SIT UP AND FEET OFF THE CHAIR.
WHAT'S WITH BEING ALL
CHILEAN DICTATOR DUDE?
LUKE IS ON A TEAR, SO THIS IS
FOR YOUR OWN PROTECTION.
HE'S ALWAYS ON A TEAR.
THIS IS DIFFERENT.
AND YOU HAVE TO PAY TODAY.
FOR THE ICE-COLD UNDERCOOKED
FRIES? I DON'T THINK SO.
ZACH, PLEASE.
OW.
I DO THIS BECAUSE
I CARE FOR YOU.
YOU KNOW I CARE FOR YOU, RIGHT?
YEAH. GOSH.
(man) EXCUSE ME, MISS?
CAN I HELP YOU?
SORRY TO BE A PEST, BUT I
ASKED FOR MY OMELET SOFT.
THIS IS WAY OVERDONE.
SHH. NOT SO LOUD.
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY
MAKE ME ANOTHER.
HOW'S EVERYONE ELSE'S EGGS, HUH?
(all) GREAT. THEY'RE FINE.
THAT'S... THAT'S ALL I GOT, MAN.
HIS EYES, RED LIKE
THE FIRES OF MORDOR.
GO, GO. I'LL SEE YOU
LATER, AND KEEP LOW.
HOW ARE YOU DOING, KIRK?
GREAT.
I'M LOVING THIS BLACKENED
CAJUN BREAD LUKE MADE FOR ME.
I DIDN'T EVEN ASK FOR IT.
IT'S BURNED TOAST, KIRK.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT IT.
BUT I'M LOVING IT. AND LOOK.
I'VE BEEN MIXING BLACK
ASH WITH THE RUNNY EGGS.
GOES GREAT WITH THE
FISHY-TASTING BACON.
GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
(Luke) ORDER'S UP!
UH, LUKE?
WHAT?
UM, I KNOW YOU'RE
REALLY BUSY BACK THERE.
IS... IS THAT THE
DOOR TO THE OVEN?
IT FELL OFF WHEN I KICKED
IT. SOMETHING WRONG?
WELL, I NEEDED A SIDE OF
HASH BROWNS FOR TABLE 3,
AND I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY, BUT THIS
IS HASH, I THINK. I MEAN, IT'S HASH-LIKE.
THEY'LL EAT IT.
THEY MIGHT, OR THEY MIGHT
GO HAVE BREAKFAST AT WESTON'S
LIKE THE LADY WITH THE WALKER
YOU THREW OUT ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.
SO LET THEM GO TO WESTON'S.
HUH? ALL OF YOU!
IF YOU NEED CERAMIC
COW CREAMERS,
AND KITTY-CAT SALT
AND PEPPER SHAKERS,
AND... AND... AND STUPID
LITTLE FLOWERS DRAWN
IN POWDERED SUGAR
ON YOUR PLATES,
THEN THAT'S WHERE
YOU BELONG ANYWAY!
[bell dinging]
UNIDENTIFIED BREAKFAST
FOOD, ON THE HOUSE.
TERRIF.
UH, NO, I... I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WELL, YES, OF COURSE I'LL HOLD.
UH, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.
HOW'S THE RESERVATION
BOOK LOOKING?
WHAT?
ARE WE BOOKED UP,
HALF-FULL, KIND OF LIGHT?
FOR WHEN? NEXT 2 TO 3 MONTHS.
UM, WE'RE FAIRLY
BOOKED. I'D SAY 80%, 90%.
80 TO 90%. NOW, DID
THEY SEEM HUNGRY?
WHAT?
AND WHERE ARE THEY
FROM? ANY FROM JERSEY?
PEOPLE FROM JERSEY LOVE
MY CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD.
ANY TEXANS? OOH,
ANY FROM FRANCE?
YES, I'M STILL HERE.
UH, YES, GREAT. WHAT'S
THE PANIC, SOOKIE?
WHAT'S THE PANIC?
I'M GIVING BIRTH.
RIGHT NOW?
NO, NOT RIGHT NOW,
BUT EVENTUALLY.
AND WHEN I DO, I'LL HAVE TO
HAVE ALL THE MENUS MADE OUT
AND... AND THE FOOD ORDERS
PUT IN AND A BACKUP PLAN
IN CASE THERE'S A
BAD TOMATO CROP
OR I-I-IF OPRAH DECIDES
TO GET MAD AT BEEF AGAIN.
HELLO, BLAINE.
YES, YOU WERE ABOUT TO
EXPLAIN TO ME THE REASON
YOU ONCE AGAIN RAISED
OUR PREMIUM HERE.
[people chattering]
UH-HUH, BUT THOSE WERE ALL VERY
SMALL CLAIMS DUE TO THE SNOW AND...
RIGHT. WELL, WHO ELSE
WOULD WE COME TO,
UH, BUT OUR TRUSTY
INSURANCE AGENT GUY, STUD?
PICK THE APPROPRIATE
TERM AND INSERT HERE NOW.
YES, WELL, OF COURSE HOLDING'S
ONE OF MY GREAT PLEASURES.
PROBLEM?
THE CHARMERS AT
OUR INSURANCE AGENCY
GET MAD WHEN YOU
TRY TO CLAIM SOMETHING.
THE STABLE ROOF. YES.
AND NOW I'VE BEEN DISCONNECTED.
COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT.
HAVE PEOPLE MADE
DINNER RESERVATIONS?
BE MY GUEST.
[ringing]
DRAGONFLY INN. LORELAI SPEAKING.
LORELAI, IT'S YOUR MOTHER. I...
HEY, WE'VE GOT
VEGETARIANS IN APRIL.
WHAT, WERE YOU HIDING THEM?
YES, I'M EVIL THAT WAY.
[ringing]
DRAGONFLY INN. LORELAI SPEAKING.
LORELAI, YOU JUST HUNG UP...
HEY, SO WHO DO YOU THINK WILL
TAKE OVER WHILE YOU'RE GONE?
I WAS THINKING ABOUT CHANTELLE.
THE ONE WHO GOT HER
FACE CAUGHT IN THE MIXER?
SHE'S BETTER NOW. SHE JUST
GOT HER NEW NOSTRIL LAST WEEK.
THAT'S GOOD.
[phone ringing]
DRAGONFLY INN.
UH, YES. UH, LORELAI,
IT'S YOUR FATHER.
OH, D-DAD, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
FINE, LORELAI. THANK
YOU VERY MUCH.
AND THE FLIGHT BACK?
VERY SMOOTH.
SMOOTH IS GOOD.
ACTUALLY, YOUR MOTHER WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT.
HELLO, LORELAI, I...
HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THAT REALLY
GREAT BRAISED LAMB RISOTTO THING
LEFT OVER FROM LAST NIGHT?
I THINK SO. WHY?
WELL, SINCE I'M NOT GOING TO
FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER TONIGHT
OR EVER AGAIN, AND I'M
NOT IN THE MOOD FOR PIZZA,
I THOUGHT I'D HAVE A LITTLE
FANCY FOOD WITH MY MOVIE.
OH, YOU'RE GOING TO A MOVIE.
I NETFLIXED ALL 3
A STAR IS BORNS.
JANET, JUDY AND BABS.
THE HOLY TRINITY.
I THOUGHT I'D HUNKER DOWN
WITH SOME FABULOUS FOOD
AND WATCH ALL THE
MEN THAT GOT AWAY.
WHAT? NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
WHY NOT?
B-B-BECAUSE, LOOK,
I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
WHY?
JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE
SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW...
MEANING LUKE.
AND YOUR PARENTS AND
YOUR FRIDAY NIGHT DINNERS,
AND RORY'S OFF AT COLLEGE.
I DO, HOWEVER, HAVE
MY ORIGINAL NOSTRIL.
YOU CAN'T USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE
TO BECOME COUCH-POTATO GIRL.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SITTING AT HOME,
ORDERING TAKEOUT,
WATCHING TELEVISION
NIGHT AFTER NIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYS DONE.
I WAS COUCH-POTATO GIRL
EVEN WHEN I HAD A GUY
AND FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER.
AND, BY THE WAY, THE ENTIRE
TIME RORY WAS GROWING UP.
YES, BUT NOW IT'S PATHETIC.
WELL, JUST A LITTLE.
YOU ARE NOT SITTING HOME
TONIGHT. WE ARE GOING OUT!
WE ARE?
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT.
JUST YOU AND ME.
OH, BIG FUN, BIG
EXCITEMENT, BIG HAIR.
WE'LL GET ALL DOLLED UP
AND PAINT THE TOWN. BUT...
I AM COMING TO YOUR
HOUSE TONIGHT AT 7:00 SHARP,
AND I AM TAKING YOU OUT, AND
YOU BETTER LOOK HOT. YOU HEAR ME?
YES, I DO.
[chuckling] GOOD.
BUT REMEMBER, I DON'T PUT
OUT UNLESS I GET DINNER.
I KNOW. I SAW YOUR
BUMPER STICKER.
[people chattering]
HI, I'D LIKE A LARGE
CARAMEL MACCHIATO
WITH AN EXTRA SHOT AND
WHIPPED CREAM, PLEASE.
COMING UP.
WAIT, HOLD ON. HOW MUCH IS THAT?
$4.85.
OK, BETTER DROP THE EXTRA
SHOT. WHAT DOES THAT MAKE IT?
$4.20.
BETTER MAKE IT A SMALL.
WHAT DOES THAT MAKE IT? $3.30.
BETTER DROP THE WHIPPED
CREAM. WHAT DOES THAT MAKE IT?
LESS CALORIES.
JUST A PLAIN OLD
SMALL COFFEE, PLEASE.
[coins jingling]
D'OH.
THIS WOULD DEFINITELY QUALIFY AS A
CUTE MEET IF WE HADN'T ALREADY MET.
LOGAN, HEY, THIS IS
NICE AND EMBARRASSING.
WE GOING AFTER THE ROLLERS? A
COUPLE ARE HEADING FOR THE BUSHES.
NO, I THINK I'VE SUPPLIED
PEOPLE WITH A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT
OF SILLY IMAGES
OF ME FOR ONE DAY.
SMALL COFFEE FOR ME, AND
PUT THE LADY'S ON MY TAB, TOO.
NO, LOGAN, YOU
DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
ACE, I CAN'T TAKE A CHANCE OF
YOU PULLING OUT THAT PURSE AGAIN.
SOMEONE MIGHT GET HURT.
OK, WELL, THANK YOU.
SO I STOPPED BY THE PAPER
THE OTHER DAY TO SEE YOU.
REALLY?
AND THEN I TRIED TO SNEAK OUT
WHEN I REALIZED YOU WEREN'T THERE.
BUT OUR OMNIPRESENT
EDITOR CORNERED ME.
DOES DOYLE EVER
LEAVE THAT PLACE?
UNFORTUNATELY, YES.
OTHERWISE, I'D BE DENIED
THE REGULAR PLEASURE
OF SEEING HIM IN "PROPERTY
OF ALCATRAZ" PAJAMA PANTS.
THANKS FOR THE
IMAGE. HEY, COME HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SO THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS DOING?
PEOPLE WILL SEE.
I DON'T CARE IF PEOPLE SEE.
A PROFESSOR WILL SEE YOU
AND HE'LL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
THE FACT THAT YOU'RE DISTRACTED,
PULL YOU IN AND MAKE
YOU TAKE A MIDTERM.
I'M DONE WITH THEM.
WITH YOUR MIDTERMS?
I ALREADY TOOK THE ONES
I COULDN'T GET OUT OF.
WHY ARE YOU HERE? YOU'RE
GOING SKIING, AREN'T YOU?
I JUST HAVE TO DROP OFF A
PAPER FOR MY ETHICS CLASS BY 11:30
AND THEN I'M OFF.
IT'S 11:25.
SO WE'RE SWIMMING IN TIME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I WANNA SEE YOUR PAPER.
YOUR MIND IS A MYSTERIOUS THING.
COME ON, I'M DYING TO KNOW
WHAT YOUR TAKE ON ETHICS IS.
FOR INSTANCE, ARE YOU
FOR IT OR AGAINST IT?
NO WAY. IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
DANGEROUS?
I ACTUALLY WORKED ON THIS THING.
IT GOES FROM MY HANDS
TO THE PROFESSOR'S.
LIKE I'M GONNA LOSE IT.
I SAW YOU WITH YOUR COINS.
PLUS, LET'S REMEMBER HEMINGWAY.
WHAT ABOUT HIM?
TRUSTED THAT WIFE OF HIS
WITH THE ONLY COPY HE HAD
OF THE NOVEL HE WAS WORKING
ON. THE SILLY WOMAN LOST IT.
NOT SO. I KNOW THE STORY.
HEMINGWAY LEFT IT ON A PLANE.
HIS WIFE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
THAT'S NOT THE WAY I HEARD
IT. YOU HEARD IT WRONG.
HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BET? ALL THE
MONEY IN MY PURSE, PLUS $1,000,000.
WELL, MY SPELLING STINKS.
TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
YOU'LL CALL ME FROM THE CABIN?
ABSOLUTELY.
THANKS FOR THE COFFEE.
ANYTIME.
BETTER HAVE THAT $1,000,000 READY
WHEN I GET BACK. I DON'T ACCEPT COINS.
NO PROMISES.
(Rory) HELLO.
KITCHEN!
OW! RAT BASTARD.
ARE YOU OK?
[grunting] GIVE ME A HAND.
OK, BOB HOPE'S LAUGHING
IN HEAVEN, BUT I'M NOT.
BOB HOPE GOT INTO HEAVEN?
PLEASE GRAB A BAG.
THIS CANNOT ALL BE LAUNDRY.
IT'S ALL LAUNDRY. THE
MACHINE'S FIXED, RIGHT?
YES, AND HUMMING LIKE NEW.
WHICH ONE IS THE RAT BASTARD?
THAT ONE. TAKE THAT. AND THAT.
OK, HE'S HAD ENOUGH.
I WANNA GET A LOAD GOING
BEFORE I GO TO GRANDMA'S.
GOOD IDEA.
[washing machine running]
HEY, YOU'RE USING IT.
YES, I KNOW.
WELL, I GOT DIBS.
NO, YOU DIDN'T CALL DIBS.
I'M A COLLEGE STUDENT
COMING HOME ON SPRING BREAK.
THAT IMPLIES DIBS ON
THE WASHER AND DRYER.
THERE'S NO IMPLIED DIBS IN DIBS.
IF YOU DON'T CALL
IT, YOU DON'T GET IT.
(Rory) WELL, THIS IS JUST WRONG.
(Lorelai) WHAT?
YOU'RE WASHING 2 SOCKS.
WELL, THEY WERE
DIRTY. THAT'S WASTEFUL.
I REALLY WANTED TO
WEAR THEM TONIGHT.
THEY ARE YOUR DANCING
SANTA CLAUS SOCKS.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA WEAR
THOSE FOR ANOTHER 10 MONTHS.
NO, I CAN WEAR THEM
ECCENTRICALLY ANYTIME I WANT.
WELL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
PUT ONE OF MY LOADS IN WHILE I'M GONE.
AND RISK A HERNIA?
I'LL NEVER FINISH OTHERWISE.
I'LL DO 2 LOADS. HOW'S THAT?
THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT,
I GOTTA TAKE OFF.
OK, UH, UH, DRIVE SAFE,
AND, UH, YOU'VE GOT GAS, RIGHT?
YEAH, I GOT GAS.
OK, E-ENOUGH GAS
TO GET TO HARTFORD?
I THINK SO. WHY?
OH, WELL, BECAUSE I'VE GOT A
$20, AH, A $20 ON THE FRIDGE HERE.
LOOK. OH, HERE IT IS.
I'M NOT GONNA USE IT.
YOU SHOULD USE IT FOR GAS.
IS IT THAT OBVIOUS I'M BROKE?
WELL, YOU MENTIONED THE
MINUTES ON YOUR CELL PHONE,
A HINT OF PANIC IN YOUR VOICE,
AND NOW THE MONTHS
OF SAVED-UP LAUNDRY.
WELL, THERE ARE JUST
NO GOOD JOBS AT YALE
RIGHT NOW, AND I'D
TAKE ANYTHING, TRUST ME.
WELL, I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF
ASKING AROUND TOWN FOR YOU.
MADE YOU SOUND ALL
PATHETIC AND RAGGED.
AND THERE ARE A FEW TEMPORARY
THINGS YOU COULD TAKE.
YOU ARE VERY IN-DEMAND
IN STARS HOLLOW.
LIKE WHAT?
WELL, THE RADIO
STATION NEEDS SOMEONE
TO DRIVE UP THE HILL
A COUPLE TIMES A DAY
AND SHOO THE COWS AWAY
FROM THE TRANSMITTER.
I'M NOT GOOD WITH LIVESTOCK.
WELL, THE ROAD CREW
NEEDS A PART-TIME
"SLOW DOWN" SIGN HOLDER-UPPER.
YOU'D GET TO WEAR A HELMET.
I DON'T THINK SO.
I'VE SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST.
ANDREW NEEDS HELP DOING
INVENTORY AT THE BOOKSTORE.
I THINK THAT'S
PROBABLY YOUR BEST BET.
THAT SOUNDS GREAT, ACTUALLY.
COOL, JUST GIVE HIM A RING.
THANKS. NOW I NEED TO BORROW
SOME CLOTHES TO WEAR TO GRANDMA'S.
YOU'RE IN CLOTHES.
OH, SHE'LL INSIST I
TAKE MY JACKET OFF
AND I'M DOWN TO MY "GIVE
BUSH A WEDGIE" T-SHIRT.
PLEASE WEAR THAT TO GRANDMA'S.
[chuckling] I'M GONNA
BORROW SOME CLOTHES.
THERE'S ANOTHER
$20 IN IT FOR YOU.
START ONE OF MY LOADS.
$40 IF YOU SNAP A
PICTURE OF HER SEEING IT.
FINISH YOUR SOCKS.
[doorbell ringing]
♪ [music playing]
RORY, HELLO. COME IN.
HI, GRANDMA.
OH, WE MISSED YOU.
IT'S ONLY BEEN A
FEW WEEKS, GRANDMA.
GIVE YOUR COAT TO ELIZA.
THAT'S AN INTERESTING
OUTFIT YOU HAVE ON.
LAUNDRY DAY.
LAUNDRY DAY. EVERYTHING YOUNG
PEOPLE DO SOUNDS LIKE FUN TO ME.
NO, IT'S PRETTY DREARY.
WELL, COME IN. COME IN.
RICHARD, RORY'S HERE.
HURRY DOWN AND DON'T FORGET
TO BRING THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT.
FORGET YOU HEARD THAT.
CONSIDER IT FORGOTTEN.
OUR TRIP WAS WONDERFUL.
WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU.
GOOD.
WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL NEXT
WEEK TO SHOW YOU PICTURES.
RICHARD BOUGHT THIS
NEW DIGITAL CAMERA
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SO
SIMPLE A CHILD CAN USE IT.
SO NOW WE NEED TO FIND
A CHILD TO SHOW US HOW.
[Emily laughing]
ARE YOU FEELING OK?
I'M FEELING FINE.
SO, DID YOU GO TO ATHENS
ON THAT FIRST BIG
EUROPEAN TRIP OF YOURS?
UH, YEAH.
I HOPE YOU SAW THE NATIONAL
ARCHAEOLOGICAL MUSEUM.
I THOUGHT OF YOU
THERE THE WHOLE TIME.
THE ROOM WITH THE
MASK OF AGAMEMNON.
YEP, WE HIT THAT.
INTERESTING, HUH? YEP.
RORY.
GRANDPA, WELCOME HOME.
WELL, THANK YOU.
(Richard) HMM, LOOK AT THIS
OUTFIT. I LIKE THE COLORS.
THANKS, IT'S BORROWED.
SO, WE HAVE QUITE
A BIT TO CATCH UP ON.
I KNOW, I WANNA
HEAR ALL ABOUT IT.
I'M SURE YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S
CAUGHT YOU UP SOMEWHAT.
I STARTED TO. AND WITH THE
DOZENS OF POSTCARDS SHE SENT,
YOU PROBABLY REMEMBER
THE TRIP BETTER THAN I DO.
I STILL WANNA HEAR YOUR ACCOUNT.
HAVE HER OPEN THE GIFT, RICHARD.
OH, YES, PLEASE. OPEN IT.
OH, MY GOD. IT'S AMAZING.
LEAVES OF GRASS IN GREEK.
100 YEARS OLD. SOME
BEAUTIFUL ENGRAVINGS.
NOW I HAVE TO LEARN GREEK.
FEEL THE LEATHER.
GRANDPA, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YOU CAN THANK YOUR
GRANDMOTHER. SHE HELPED PICK IT OUT.
THANK YOU, GRANDMA.
DINNER IS SERVED, MRS. GILMORE.
THANK YOU, ELIZA.
YOU CAN FLIP THROUGH
THAT A LITTLE LATER.
OK.
SO, GRANDPA, IS IT TRUE THAT
EVERY RESTAURANT IN THE PLAKA
HAS A VIEW OF THE ACROPOLIS?
WELL, THEY LIKE TO THINK SO,
BUT WE FOUND THIS CHARMING
LITTLE TAVERNA, DIONYSUS.
THE VIEW WAS SPECTACULAR.
AND THE OUZO CERTAINLY
LIVED UP TO ITS NAME.
OH, I'M SO HOT, I MAY
HIT ON MYSELF TONIGHT.
YOU LOOK NICE.
SO DO YOU. YOUR
HAIR IS SO FANCY.
AND I'M READY TO LET IT DOWN.
SO, WHAT TOWN ARE
WE PAINTING FIRST?
OH, WELL, IT'S YOUR BIG NIGHT
OUT, SO ANYWHERE YOU WANT.
OK, HOW ABOUT DANCING?
DANCING! YES!
[car engine starting] ♪
I'M A BRICK HOUSE ♪
NOW, OF COURSE, I
CAN'T REALLY DANCE
'CAUSE MY ANKLES ARE
COMPLETELY SWOLLEN,
AND MY STOMACH IS A BIT OF A
HINDRANCE ON THE DANCE FLOOR,
BUT I CAN WATCH YOU DANCE.
NO, THAT'S OK. LET'S
DO SOMETHING ELSE.
BUT YOU WANT TO GO DANCING.
NO, I'LL DO WHATEVER. LIKE WHAT?
WE CAN GO TO A BAR.
HANG OUT AND TALK.
SOUNDS PERFECT.
OF COURSE, I TEND TO
GET A LITTLE DEPRESSED
WHEN I'M IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE
DRINKING AND I CAN'T HAVE A COCKTAIL.
YOU KNOW, DID I TELL YOU I'M
HAVING A RECURRING DREAM LATELY
ABOUT A MAGIC PINA COLADA WITH
WHIPPED CREAM AND A TON OF RUM
AND A TALKING LITTLE
PAPER UMBRELLA?
IF YOU'RE HAVING DREAMS LIKE
THAT, YOU DON'T NEED A COCKTAIL.
HOW ABOUT A MOVIE?
I HAVE TO GET UP TO
PEE EVERY 5 MINUTES,
BUT WE CAN SIT ON AN
AISLE NEAR THE BACK
AND YOU CAN FILL
ME IN ON WHAT I MISS.
SOOKIE,
[car engine stops]
WHY DON'T WE JUST STAY HOME?
NO. WE'RE HITTING THE TOWN.
NOT TONIGHT.
WE HAVE TO. I CAN'T LET YOU
BECOME THE SPINSTER ON THE COUCH.
WE CAN GO INSIDE
AND ORDER IN PIZZA.
YOU NEED TO GO OUT AND...
AND SEE THINGS AND DO THINGS.
I HAVE A STAR IS
BORN, ALL 3 VERSIONS.
WE CAN COMPARE AND CONTRAST
PERFORMANCES AND DOSAGES.
IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY
AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
TO MAKE SURE YOU
GO DO EXCITING THINGS
EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO.
HANGING OUT WITH
YOU IS EXCITING.
IT IS?
AND WITH PEPPERONI AND
SOME EXTRA CHEESE, LOOK OUT.
I AM GETTING KIND OF HUNGRY.
WELL, SURE, ALL THIS
PARTYING WILL DO THAT TO YOU.
CAN WE WATCH THE STREISAND
A STAR IS BORN FIRST?
I REALLY LOVE THAT SCENE
WHERE SHE CHEWS ON
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON'S LIPS.
[Sookie chuckling] YEAH!
SO, WHERE ARE ALL YOUR YALE
FRIENDS FOR SPRING BREAK?
UH, HERE AND THERE.
DID YOUR FRIEND PARIS
MAKE INTERESTING PLANS?
NOT REALLY.
♪ [music playing] AND
HOW'S THE SHORTCAKE?
IT'S FINE, THANKS.
I KNOW THIS SEEMS A BIT BASIC,
BUT ELIZA FOUND THE FIRST
DECENT STRAWBERRIES OF THE YEAR.
I'M SO MAD AT CALIFORNIA.
WELL, YOU'D THINK THAT RAIN
WOULD BE GOOD FOR CROPS.
IT'S COUNTERINTUITIVE.
ANYWAY, THESE
STRAWBERRIES ARE WONDERFUL.
COULD YOU PASS THEM TO ME, RORY?
[inaudible]
SO, RORY, IS EVERYTHING ALL
RIGHT WITH YOU THIS EVENING?
I'M FINE, GRANDPA.
[inaudible]
UH, YOU'D TELL US IF
ANYTHING WAS BOTHERING YOU?
REALLY, IT'S NOTHING.
SEEMS AS THOUGH THERE MIGHT
BE SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND.
NOT REALLY.
ALL RIGHT.
SO, GRANDPA, YOU HARDLY TOLD
ME ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR TRIP.
HOW WAS THE
ARCHAEOLOGICAL MUSEUM?
OH, NOW, THAT'S IT. EMILY.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
NOTHING.
I ASKED YOU ABOUT
THAT MUSEUM EARLIER
AND ALL YOU DID WAS MUMBLE
SOMETHING ABOUT HITTING IT.
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
MORE EXPANSIVE. I'M SORRY.
YOU'VE BEEN PUSHING
ME AWAY ALL EVENING.
EMILY, PLEASE.
YOU ASK YOUR GRANDFATHER
QUESTION AFTER QUESTION,
MAKE POLITE CHITCHAT
ABOUT THE ROAST DUCK
WITH THE MAID, WHAT'S-HER-NAME,
TELL HER IT'S WONDERFUL.
BECAUSE SHE MADE IT,
AND HER NAME IS ELIZA.
I TOLD HER TO MAKE THE DUCK.
YOU'RE ENJOYING DUCK
BECAUSE I REQUESTED DUCK.
WELL, IT WAS A GREAT
DUCK, GRANDMA.
KUDOS ON THE DUCK.
THIS ISN'T YOU, THIS ATTITUDE
OF YOURS. THIS IS YOUR MOTHER.
DON'T BRING UP MOM.
LOOK, BOTH OF YOU,
LET'S TRY TO CALM DOWN.
WHY ARE YOU ACTING THIS WAY?
YOUR MEMORY CAN'T BE
THAT SHORT, GRANDMA.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? DO
WE HAVE TO GET INTO THIS?
YOU SHOULD WALK OUT THAT DOOR
AND COME IN AGAIN, START ALL OVER.
SHE DOESN'T NEED
TO DO THAT, EMILY.
WE HAVE A CONTRACT.
A CONTRACT?
WE PAY FOR YALE, YOU COME
TO DINNER EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT,
AND YOU ACT PLEASANTLY
AND DECENTLY.
YOU'RE RIGHT, GRANDMA.
WE DO HAVE A CONTRACT, BUT
IT'S TO COME TO DINNER. PERIOD.
THERE'S NO AGREEMENT ON HOW
VIVACIOUS OR BUBBLY I HAVE TO BE.
YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE YOU.
I AM.
THIS ISN'T YOU.
LOOK, GRANDMA, YOU
KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
RORY, PLEASE SIT DOWN.
I MEAN, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
10 ACROPOLIS POSTCARDS
AND I WOULD FORGET THE FACT
THAT YOU BROKE UP MOM AND LUKE?
NOW, I RESPECT OUR CONTRACT,
AND I WILL CONTINUE TO
COME EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT
AND EAT DINNER WITH YOU,
BUT I WON'T
GUARANTEE AN ATTITUDE
THAT WILL PLEASE YOU. EXCUSE ME.
YOU ARE CERTAINLY NOT
EXCUSED. WE'RE NOT THROUGH.
WE HAVE HAD DESSERT, I'LL
SKIP THE PORT. GOOD NIGHT.
RORY.
GOOD NIGHT, GRANDPA.
I'LL SEE YOU IN A WEEK.
[people chattering]
SEE, NOW, THIS IS PERFECT.
IT'S NOT A NIGHTCLUB, BUT
IT'S A PLACE YOU NEVER GO
SO IT'S DIFFERENT AND EXCITING.
AND CHOCOLATEY.
ARE YOU HAVING FUN?
OH, NOT MISSING THE COUCH A BIT.
HEY, LORELAI. WOW,
TWICE IN ONE DAY, HUH?
HI, FRANKIE. YEAH, WELL, JUST
GOTTA HAVE SOME PIE, YOU KNOW?
[clearing throat]
[glasses clinking]
WELL, I HAVEN'T
MEMORIZED THE MENU YET.
YOU COME HERE?
YOU KNOW, JUST ONCE A DAY.
UNBELIEVABLE.
I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE
IN THE MORNING.
I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE YOU
SOMEWHERE YOU ALWAYS GO.
I HAD A GREAT TIME TONIGHT,
AND I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN,
AND I PROMISE I AM
NOT GOING TO BECOME
A COUCH-POTATO SPINSTER WOMAN.
OK, THE MINUTE THIS COMES OUT,
YOU AND I ARE GOING AWAY FOR
A WEEKEND JUST THE TWO OF US.
ABSOLUTELY, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT
THAT YOU'LL HAVE A
NEWBORN BABY AT HOME,
THAT'S A PERFECT PLAN.
HELLO, LADIES. HI, KID.
HOW'D YOU KNOW WE'D BE HERE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU'RE ALWAYS HERE.
HEY, SOOKIE.
HEY, EGGHEAD. DO
YOU WANT SOME PIE?
OH, I NEVER SAY NO TO PIE.
SO, HOW WAS DINNER?
[sighing] LOUD.
MEANING?
THERE WAS YELLING.
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED?
I JUST GOT SO MAD.
SHE WAS ACTING LIKE
NOTHING WAS WRONG.
LIKE IT WAS TOTALLY NORMAL THAT YOU
WEREN'T THERE AND I COULDN'T TAKE IT.
I UNDERSTAND.
I UNDERSTAND, TOO.
YOU GETTING SLEEPY
THERE, SOOKIE?
NO, I'M FINE.
JUST A LITTLE PAST MY
BEDTIME IS ALL. KEEP TALKING.
I LEFT DURING SHORTCAKE.
I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
HEY, GRANDMA DID
THIS. YOU DIDN'T.
I KNOW. I JUST HATE THAT
YOU'RE FIGHTING WITH THEM.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
SHE'S SLEEPING.
UH-HUH, YEAH, WELL, WE
PARTIED PRETTY HARD TONIGHT.
[chuckling]
DO WE WAKE HER UP?
NO, WE'LL WAIT A MINUTE.
MOM, UM, CAN YOU...
WHAT?
[clearing throat]
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
IS IT ABOUT GRANDMA?
DO I HAVE TO ASK
18 MORE OF THESE?
YOU KNOW HOW WITH DEAN THINGS
DIDN'T EXACTLY GO THE WAY I PLANNED?
YOU MEAN WITH YOU AND
HIM GETTING TOGETHER?
NO, I MEAN... YES, THAT, TOO.
BUT I PROMISED YOU THAT I WOULD
COME TO YOU AND TALK TO YOU
WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS READY TO...
BUT I DIDN'T UM, BECAUSE
IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST,
AND I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE, AND
THEN EVERYTHING GOT SO MESSED UP,
AND THEN AFTER, IT WAS
WEIRD, THE SITUATION WAS WEIRD.
I DIDN'T FEEL COMFORTABLE
COMING TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT ANYTHING
CONCERNING US AT ALL.
YOU CAN ALWAYS TALK TO
ME, EVEN WHEN IT'S WEIRD.
I KNOW, I WANT TO.
I WANNA GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT
EVERYTHING, JUST LIKE BEFORE DEAN.
I SECOND THAT MOTION.
SO I THOUGHT I WOULD COME
TALK TO YOU NOW ABOUT LOGAN.
OH, OK.
I WANT TO TELL YOU NOW, SO YOU HEAR
IT FROM ME, RIGHT WHEN IT'S STARTING.
RIGHT WHEN IT'S
STARTING. OH, GOT IT.
SO THE... THE 2 OF YOU ARE
STARTING SOMETHING, HUH?
YES. WE HAVE DEFINITELY
STARTED SOMETHING.
STARTED.
OH, YOU'VE ALREADY
STARTED SOMETHING.
WOW. OK, FAST.
I KNOW, BUT HE'S SO GREAT.
I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN HIM. HE'S
BEAUTIFUL AND REALLY SMART.
SMARTER THAN ME, I
SWEAR. AND HE'S GREAT.
YES, HE SEEMS GREAT.
AND WE HAVE A LOT IN
COMMON, WHICH IS GOOD.
VERY GOOD.
THE PAPER AND YALE, OF COURSE.
AND HE'S EXTREMELY WELL-READ,
AND I KNOW LOGAN'S RICH,
AND I KNOW YOU DON'T REALLY...
NO, NO, RORY, I DON'T CARE
IF HE'S RICH. IF YOU LIKE HIM...
I DO. I REALLY LIKE HIM.
AND HE'S TREATING YOU WELL.
HE IS.
I'M HAVING FUN. A LOT OF FUN.
OK, WELL, IF HE'S THAT
IMPORTANT TO YOU,
I SHOULD PROBABLY,
YOU KNOW, MEET HIM AGAIN
UNDER DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES.
RIGHT.
WITH EVERYTHING ALL
BUTTONED AND ZIPPED.
YOU WILL. I PROMISE.
GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.
ANYHOW, I JUST
WANTED YOU TO KNOW.
OK.
SO, GOOD TALK.
YEAH?
ABSOLUTELY.
MAN, I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD
BUY YOU A SHOT OR SOMETHING.
HOW ABOUT A RUM BALL?
2 RUM BALLS COMING UP.
[cell phone ringing]
HELLO.
(Richard) LORELAI,
IT'S YOUR FATHER.
WELL, HELLO, THERE, MY
FATHER. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
WELL, YOU CAN TAKE A MORE
SERIOUS TONE FOR STARTERS.
[British accent] OH,
HELLO, MY FATHER.
LORELAI.
OH, SORRY, I THOUGHT THE BRITISH
THING MADE IT PRETTY SERIOUS.
I ASSUME YOU HEARD WHAT
HAPPENED AT DINNER LAST NIGHT.
DID IT INVOLVE A FORK?
NO, IT DID NOT.
IT INVOLVED YOUR DAUGHTER
BEING INCREDIBLY RUDE
AND INSENSITIVE TO
HER GRANDMOTHER.
I HEARD THERE WAS A BIT
OF A FLARE-UP THERE, YES.
IT WAS MORE THAN A FLARE-UP.
I'VE NEVER SEEN RORY
BEHAVE LIKE THAT.
WELL, SHE WAS UPSET, DAD.
WELL, THAT IS NO EXCUSE.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO TELL YOU.
YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT
YOU INTEND TO DO ABOUT IT.
UH, NOTHING.
YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HER.
NO, I DO NOT.
LORELAI, YOU ARE HER MOTHER.
IT IS UP TO YOU TO SET AN
EXAMPLE FOR YOUR DAUGHTER.
I DID SET AN EXAMPLE
FOR HER, DAD.
I DIDN'T GO TO DINNER.
SHE WENT ANYHOW.
DAMN KIDS. CAN'T
TEACH THEM ANYTHING.
SHE YELLED AT HER
GRANDMOTHER, LORELAI,
AT THE DINNER TABLE,
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
WELL, THIS IS NONE
OF MY BUSINESS.
OF COURSE IT'S YOUR BUSINESS.
IT'S YOUR BATTLE SHE'S FIGHTING.
I DO NOT HAVE A BATTLE.
YOU NEED TO TALK TO HER AND
TELL HER THAT THIS BEHAVIOR IS NOT...
DAD, LISTEN TO ME.
THIS IS RORY'S THING, OK?
SHE WAS MAD. SHE WAS UPSET.
WELL, WHAT DOES RORY
HAVE TO BE UPSET ABOUT?
RORY LOVES LUKE, DAD.
SHE DID NOT WANT TO SEE HIM
HURT AND HUMILIATED LIKE HE WAS.
SHE CARES ABOUT ME.
YOUR MOTHER DID
WHAT SHE THOUGHT...
WHOA, OK, JUST STOP RIGHT THERE.
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN
WHY MOM DID WHAT SHE DID.
BUT I WAS JUST...
LUKE AND I HAVE BROKEN UP, DAD.
OK? WE ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER.
AND IT IS A DIRECT
RESULT OF WHAT MOM DID,
AND I KNOW YOU COULD CARE LESS
AND I KNOW THAT
MOM WILL BE THRILLED.
BUT I AM NOT THRILLED.
I'M... I'M NOT THRILLED.
AND RORY'S NOT THRILLED.
WE'RE BOTH HURT
AND EXTREMELY UPSET.
NOW, I CAN STAY AWAY AND NOT
COME TO DINNER AND NOT SEE MOM,
BUT RORY MADE A
DEAL WITH YOU GUYS,
AND RORY NEVER GOES
BACK ON ANYTHING SHE SAYS.
SO SHE WENT, SHE WAS THERE, AND IF
SHE WAS RUDE OR COLD, THEN I'M SORRY.
BUT I PERSONALLY FEEL
SHE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE.
AND YOU AND MOM WILL JUST HAVE TO
WORK THAT OUT WITH HER YOURSELVES.
SO THEN THIS IS IT?
YOU'LL NEVER VISIT
OUR HOME AGAIN?
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU'LL SEND RORY,
BUT YOU'LL AVOID US AT
THANKSGIVING, ON CHRISTMAS?
PROBABLY.
SO WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED
TO ACCEPT THE FACT
THAT WE'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN?
YOU CAN SEE ME ANY
TIME YOU WANT, DAD.
I HAVE NO BEEF WITH YOU.
I SEE.
WELL...
UH, DAD?
YES?
WHILE YOU'RE ALL CALM AND QUIET
THERE, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
GO AHEAD.
WELL, THE PREMIUM ON MY INSURANCE
POLICY AT THE INN IS GOING UP 15%
BECAUSE OF SOME
SMALL-DAMAGE CLAIMS.
I'M SORRY, YOU'RE ASKING ME
A QUESTION ABOUT INSURANCE?
YEAH.
CARRY ON.
SO, THESE GUYS CAME BY THE
INN LAST WEEK AND, UH, OH...
DA-DAD, I GOTTA CALL
YOU BACK IN A SEC, OK?
TH-THANKS, BYE.
EXCUSE ME. HELLO. HI. HI.
IS THIS YOUR BOAT?
AH, TECHNICALLY IT IS, YEAH.
AND I'M SORRY IT'S
PARKED OUT HERE LIKE THIS,
BUT SEE, IT'S SUPPOSED TO
BE AUCTIONED OFF FOR CHARITY
FOR THE "NATIONAL
BOATING FOR PEACE
AND, UH, LOW BLOOD SUGAR
ORGANIZATION FOR TINY CHILDREN."
AND SO THEY DELIVERED
IT EARLY AND NOT FINISHED,
AND SO IT WAS DROPPED OFF HERE,
SO TO BE PICKED UP BY THE,
UH, BOAT-FINISHING GUYS.
I WAS SUPPOSED TO MOVE IT, BUT
THERE WAS THIS KITTEN IN A TREE.
HE HAD A COLD, AND I HAD
TO BRING HIM KLEENEX AND...
JUST MOVE IT ON
STREET-CLEANING DAYS.
YES, MA'AM.
[bell dinging]
YOU WANT SOME
KETCHUP, KIRK? NO, THANKS.
THE DISTINCT CHARRED FLAVOR
OF THIS MEAT IS LIKE A DELICACY.
I WOULDN'T DREAM OF
OBSCURING IT WITH CONDIMENTS.
I THINK THAT'S A PANCAKE.
FASCINATING.
LUKE, MY CHEESEBURGER
AND FRIES UP YET?
HOW WOULD I KNOW?
WHAT AM I, A FOOD PSYCHIC?
WHAT, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW THE
GRAPEFRUIT CROP'S GONNA BE THIS YEAR?
HOLD ON, I'M GETTING A MESSAGE FROM
A KUMQUAT FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.
OK, I'LL GO SEE FOR MYSELF.
HEY, LUKE, COULD I GET A NAPKIN?
A CLOTH NAPKIN AND A
MOIST TOWELETTE ALL IN ONE.
I'VE GOT A DELIVERY.
BE RIGHT BACK.
[door closing]
SIT ANYWHERE?
AH, YEAH, LISTEN, I WILL
BE BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
WHY DON'T YOU WAIT AND
LET ME SEAT YOU THEN?
WHAT? JUST TRUST ME.
FORGET IT. I'M HUNGRY NOW.
OK, ANYWHERE'S FINE.
THANKS.
[bell dinging]
[people chattering]
[door opening]
[gasping]
SOUP'S ON.
OH, THANK GOD. I'M STARVING.
I HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT
LUKE'S CHEESEBURGERS FOR A MONTH.
HOW'S THE INVENTORY COMING?
PERFECT. I HAVE A
GREAT SYSTEM GOING.
THIS IS MY "TO BE
WRITTEN DOWN" PILE,
MY "ALREADY WRITTEN DOWN" PILE,
AND THIS IS MY PILE OF BOOKS
THAT I'VE SEEN AND NOW HAVE TO BUY.
THAT'S A BIG PILE. YEP.
BIGGER THAN THE
OTHER 2 PILES. YEP.
THIS JOB MUST BE
COSTING YOU A FORTUNE.
YEP.
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT IS THAT THING?
SORRY, I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.
THIS IS DISGUSTING.
THIS IS FROM LUKE'S?
YEAH, HE'S BEEN A LITTLE
OFF HIS GAME LATELY.
OFF HIS GAME? IT'S LIKE
TIGER WOODS MADE THIS THING.
LUKE'S BEEN IN A MOOD.
AND HE'S TAKING IT OUT
ON CHEESEBURGERS?
IT'S BEEN AWFUL. EVERYTHING'S
EITHER BEEN BURNED OR DROPPED.
HE'S ABSOLUTELY MISERABLE.
HE JUST MOPES AND
GROWLS AND STOMPS AROUND.
HE THROWS CUSTOMERS
OUT THE DOOR. JEEZ.
I'M ASSUMING HIS MOOD
MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING
TO DO WITH A CERTAIN SOMEONE
WHO'S BEEN SPENDING A LOT
OF HER TIME AT WESTON'S LATELY.
OH, POOR SAD LUKE.
POOR SAD TIPS.
LISTEN, I HAVE TO GET
SOMETHING TO EAT.
YOU WANT TO RUN
OVER TO AL'S WITH ME?
CAN'T. IF LUKE'S ALONE TOO LONG,
HE MIGHT BURN THE PLACE DOWN.
HOW ABOUT TONIGHT?
YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING?
I WOULD LOVE TO, BUT
ZACH IS COOKING ME DINNER.
REALLY? OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.
IT IS, ISN'T IT?
IT'S SO NICE THAT YOU HAVE ZACH.
I KNOW, IT'S LIKE HAVING A
PERFECT HAIRCUT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
MY GOD, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
OK, THANKS FOR THE
CONCEPT OF LUNCH.
ANYTIME.
[door closing]
THIS JOB WAS A GREAT IDEA.
(Lorelai) HEY,
SOOKIE, HAS MY DAD...
AUGUST 14. OH, JEEZ.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING AUGUST 14?
UH, RECOVERING FROM THE
GRANDE JETTE YOU JUST DID THERE.
LAST NIGHT, I CALLED JACKSON'S
SISTER, COLLEEN, NOT THE DRUNK ONE,
AND ASKED HER TO TAKE THE
KIDS ON THE WEEKEND OF AUGUST 14
BECAUSE BY THEN
THERE WILL BE KIDS,
AND I WILL BE FREE TO
GIRLFRIEND THE WEEKEND AWAY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
AH, SHOOT. WHAT?
WELL, IF YOU'D JUST
GOTTEN TO ME SOONER.
SOONER THAN 6
MONTHS AHEAD OF TIME?
WELL, AUGUST IS
MY BATHING MONTH.
OH, WELL, UH, SEPTEMBER
WILL PROBABLY WORK.
AND YOU'RE JOKING.
AUGUST 14 WOULD BE PERFECT.
OH, HOO.
HEY, DAD, HOW DOES IT LOOK?
UH, WHY DON'T YOU GO AND
CHECK THAT LANDING AGAIN, PHIL?
[clearing throat] I'LL
BE UP IN A MOMENT.
WELL, IS IT BAD? IS IT GOOD?
AM I SCREWED? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
PHILIP AND I HAVE THOROUGHLY
TOURED THE PROPERTY.
AND WITH THE EXCEPTION OF
ONE TOO MANY GARDEN GNOMES,
WE HAVE FOUND IT
TO BE IN TOP SHAPE.
REALLY? YES.
I'VE ALSO REVIEWED YOUR POLICY.
AND WHILE I TIP MY HAT
TO THE CRIMINAL GENIUS
WHO CONVINCED YOU TO
SIGN IT, I FIND IT APPALLING.
I KNEW THE NAME SHYSTY MCSHYSTERSON
SHOULD HAVE TIPPED ME OFF.
YOU CAN DO BETTER,
AND I CAN HELP.
DON'T YOU TEASE ME, GILMORE.
NO, NO, I WOULDN'T DARE.
SO WHAT DO WE DO?
WELL, PHILIP WILL GO OVER THE
PROPERTY AGAIN, HE'LL TAKE SOME PICTURES,
AND TOMORROW I WILL PUT A
NEW POLICY TOGETHER FOR YOU.
OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE MY LIFESAVER.
HEY, CAN I MAKE YOU
GUYS SOME LUNCH?
NO, THANK YOU, SOOKIE.
COME ON, DAD. NOT
EVEN A SANDWICH?
UH, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL HAVE
SOME COFFEE, IF YOU'RE OFFERING.
WE'RE OFFERING.
I'LL HEAT UP SOME
SCONES TO GO WITH IT.
OH, NO, I DON'T,
UH, I DON'T WANT...
FORGET IT, DAD.
YOU'RE GETTING SCONES.
MY GOD, THIS IS A BOSSY PLACE.
YOU KNOW, I HAVE
TO SAY, LORELAI,
YOU'VE DONE A
WONDERFUL JOB HERE.
THANK YOU, DAD.
WELL, THE RESTORATION, THE
ROOMS, THE... THE HOMEY FEEL.
AND THE STABLES, VERY SMART.
YES. PEOPLE LOVE HORSES.
THEY TURNED OUT TO
BE QUITE A DRAW. HMM.
YOU KNOW, SMALL INNS LIKE THIS
[horses neighing] ARE VERY
FASHIONABLE RIGHT NOW.
THE LARGER HOTEL CHAINS
ARE CONSTANTLY SEARCHING
TO ACQUIRE CHARMING
PLACES LIKE THIS.
THEY KEEP THEM JUST AS THEY ARE.
THEY USUALLY RETAIN
THE MANAGEMENT.
WELL, I COULD, UH, DO A LITTLE
SNIFFING AROUND FOR YOU, IF YOU LIKE.
ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT SELLING MY INN?
WELL, YOU WOULD STILL RUN IT,
BUT YOU'D MAKE A LOT OF MONEY.
I'M GOOD, DAD.
WELL, YOU SHOULD
REALLY THINK ABOUT IT.
I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA
BE SELLING THIS PLACE,
BUT THANK YOU FOR
THE SUGGESTION.
YES, WELL, IF YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
YES, I KNOW WHERE TO FIND YOU.
OH, MY, WHAT IS THAT
HEAVENLY SMELL?
SCONES.
I HAVE NEVER SMELLED
ANYTHING AS HEAVENLY AS THIS.
WAIT TILL YOU TASTE THEM.
♪ [music playing] MORE
BUBBLY, MY DEAR?
PLEASE.
I OPENED THE BOTTLE
THIS AFTERNOON
SO IT'S JUST THE WAY
YOU LIKE IT, NICE AND FLAT.
YOU'RE VERY SWEET.
THIS WHOLE THING WAS SO
SWEET, ZACH. COOKING ME DINNER.
IT WAS FUN.
THE SAUCE WAS AMAZING.
MY OWN CREATION.
RAGU WITH GARLIC SALT, CAYENNE
PEPPER, AND A DASH OF WASABI.
IT MADE MY EARS POP.
ONE OF THE BENEFITS.
THE SPAGHETTI
WAS JUST RIGHT, TOO.
I THREW SOME UP AGAINST THE
WALL TO TELL IF IT WAS DONE.
IT MADE A SHAPE LIKE PETER
GABRIEL'S BIG BLOATED HEAD.
IT'S STILL THERE IF
YOU WANNA SEE IT.
YEAH, COOL.
BUT NOT NOW, OK?
LATER.
HMM, SURE.
YOU'RE THE BEST, YOU KNOW?
THE COOLEST.
THE CUTEST.
OH, THANKS. BACK AT YOU.
I LIKED YOU THE DAY I MET YOU.
I EVEN REMEMBER WHAT
YOU WERE WEARING.
OH, GOD, I PROBABLY
LOOKED LIKE A PIG.
I NEED MORE CLOTHES.
I WANT THIS TO BE
RIGHT, YOU KNOW?
YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.
MUSIC'S GOOD FOR YOU?
SURE.
THAT WAS NICE.
YEAH, IT WAS.
WE SHOULD PROBABLY
CLEAR THE PLATES, RIGHT?
WHAT? JUST TO GET THEM SOAKING.
NO. UH, LATER.
AFTER.
OK. AFTER WHAT?
AFTER.
RIGHT.
AFTER. MMM-HMM.
OH, MY GOD. WHAT?
YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX.
KIND OF.
OH, MY GOD!
[panting]
YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE THIS WAS HEADING?
HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN, ZACH?
I THOUGHT IT WAS CLEAR.
HOW? HOW?
I COOKED. I NEVER COOK.
I DON'T KNOW THAT
YOU'VE NEVER COOKED.
I'VE KNOWN YOU, WHAT, 2 YEARS?
THIS COULD BE A DORMANT HOBBY.
I LIT CANDLES.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO
SAVE ON ELECTRICITY. VERY PRUDENT.
I TOLD YOU I WANTED TO HAVE
A SPECIAL EVENING WITH YOU.
LIKE THAT'S A CLUE?
I DON'T SAY CRAP LIKE,
"SPECIAL EVENING," LANE!
I PLAY GUITAR. OK, BUT...
I LINED THE PATH TO THE
BEDROOM DOOR WITH ROSE PETALS.
YOU HAD TO HAVE SEEN THAT.
I THOUGHT YOU TRACKED THEM IN.
YOU'RE ALWAYS
STEPPING IN THINGS, ZACH.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
ELSE I COULD'VE DONE.
YEAH, WELL, NEITHER DO I.
WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU GAVE ME, LIKE, 83 CLUES,
AND I MISSED THEM ALL. I'M STUPID.
YOU'RE NOT.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE
SUBTLE, AND THAT'S NOT MY THING.
I'M BAD. I'M A BAD MAN.
YOU'RE NOT BAD.
YOU'RE GOOD. I'M STUPID.
I PUSHED YOU. I
SHOULD BE ARRESTED.
NO, ZACH.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
WE'VE BEEN DATING
FOR, WHAT, 4 MONTHS,
AND WE LIVE
TOGETHER, AND I'M 20.
YOU'RE A GUY AND I'M A GIRL,
AND BIRDS DO IT AND BEES DO IT.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
OH, WELL, I HAVE TO
WAIT TILL I GET MARRIED.
WHAT? I HAVE TO WAIT
TILL I GET MARRIED?
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
NEITHER DID I. WHOA.
YEAH, WHOA.
I DON'T KNOW IF
I'M OK WITH THAT.
I'M NOT SURE IF I'M
OK WITH THAT, EITHER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CLEANING UP.
I'LL DO IT. NO, ZACH.
YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY TONIGHT.
THE LEAST I COULD
DO IS CLEAN UP.
[plates clattering]
(Richard) EMILY, I DON'T BELIEVE
WE'VE FINISHED TALKING ABOUT THIS.
I THINK ONCE YOU TAKE A STEP
BACK AND THINK ABOUT THIS,
YOU WILL SEE THAT THERE IS
NOTHING TO BE UPSET ABOUT.
I'M NOT UPSET, RICHARD.
YOU'RE NOT?
NO, I AM NOT.
THAT FLOWER JUST
HAD IT COMING, I ASSUME.
YOU'RE LOVING THIS, AREN'T YOU?
LOVING WHAT?
RORY WON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME, BUT
IT'S, "GRANDPA, HOW WAS GREECE?"
AND "GRANDPA, I
JUST LOVE MY GIFT."
OH, NOW, EMILY.
LORELAI WON'T TAKE MY CALLS
BUT RUNS TO DADDY WITH
HER INSURANCE PROBLEMS.
WELL, HER INSURANCE COMPANY'S
BEEN ROBBING HER BLIND.
PLEASE.
WELL, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO SEE HER POLICY?
THE DEDUCTIBLE ALONE...
YOU'RE THE FAVORITE, AND YOU'RE
LOVING EVERY SINGLE MINUTE OF IT.
THIS IS NOT A
POPULARITY CONTEST.
NO, NOT A CONTEST.
YOU ALREADY WON.
EMILY, YOU ARE ACTING
INCREDIBLY IMMATURE.
YOU COULDN'T WAIT TO RUN
OVER TO THAT INN OF HERS
FOR YOUR SECRET
CLANDESTINE MEETING.
WELL, HOW CLANDESTINE
COULD IT BE?
I JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT IT.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU
REFUSE TO STAND BY ME ON THIS.
WHY HAVEN'T WE
GOTTEN STOOLS IN HERE?
I DID WHAT I DID
FOR HER OWN GOOD.
OF COURSE YOU DID.
I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR HER
AND SINCE SHE IS INCAPABLE OF JUDGING
WHAT IS RIGHT AND WHAT IS WRONG,
I HAD TO STEP IN, I HAD TO ACT.
YES, YOU DID. YOU
ACTED, AND IT BACKFIRED.
RICHARD. WELL, IT DID.
IT WAS A NOBLE
EFFORT, BUT IT FAILED.
AND NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL
WITH THE REALITY IN FRONT OF US.
HOWEVER MISGUIDED LORELAI'S
FEELINGS ARE RIGHT NOW,
THE FACT IS, SHE IS NOT
WILLING TO DEAL WITH YOU.
SHE WILL, HOWEVER, DEAL WITH ME.
AND AT LEAST THIS WAY, WE
STILL HAVE CONTACT WITH HER.
CONTACT. PLEASE.
AND, HOPEFULLY, WITH TIME,
WE WILL BE ABLE TO
CONVINCE HER TO COME BACK
AND THINGS WILL
RETURN TO NORMAL.
HOWEVER, IF WE SIMPLY CUT HER
OFF, NO CONTACT WHATSOEVER,
THEN THE ODDS OF BEING ABLE TO
GET THINGS BACK TO THE STATUS QUO
ARE NOT VERY GOOD AT ALL.
DON'T YOU AGREE?
I THOUGHT SO.
ALL RIGHT, NOW, DON'T WORRY.
I HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.
OF COURSE YOU DO.
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE FAVORITE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I
JUST CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
IT'S OK.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
I STARTED LISTENING TO ROCK
MUSIC WHEN I WAS 7 YEARS OLD.
I STUCK MAKEUP ON AT SCHOOL.
I MANAGED TO JOIN A BAND
WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING.
I HAD A BOYFRIEND WHO MY MOTHER
THOUGHT WAS A CHRISTIAN GUITARIST.
AND I ATE SPICY CONDIMENTS LIKE
THEY WERE GOING OUT OF STYLE.
I DRANK SODA, ATE HAMBURGERS,
I WORE JEWELRY, I DANCED.
NOT VERY WELL.
HEY, ANY SKILL LEVEL'S A SIN.
AND THEN I MOVED OUT,
AND I LIVE WITH 2 GUYS.
I MEAN, NOTHING
ELSE STUCK. NOTHING.
SO WHY THIS?
IT'S A MYSTERY.
WHY COULDN'T THE
GLUTEN-FREE THING STICK?
I COULD HAVE LIVED WITH THAT.
OR THE NOT-DANCING THING.
OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
ZACH'S FACE. IT WAS LIKE...
LIKE HE REALIZED HE WASN'T GONNA HAVE
SEX WITH YOU UNTIL THE WEDDING NIGHT.
YES, EXACTLY. GOD, THIS BLOWS.
A LOT OF PEOPLE WAIT UNTIL
THEY'RE MARRIED TO HAVE SEX.
YES. JESSICA SIMPSON
AND DONNA FROM 90210.
[door closing] AND A
COUPLE OF OTHERS.
OH, MY GOD. WHAT IF I
NEVER GET MARRIED?
YOU'LL GET MARRIED.
IF I NEVER GET MARRIED,
THEN I'LL NEVER HAVE SEX.
YOU'LL GET MARRIED.
YOU'LL HAVE SEX.
THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
YOU'VE ALREADY HAD SEX
WITH 2 DIFFERENT GUYS,
ALL WITHIN A ONE-YEAR PERIOD.
OK, YOU'RE MAKING ME
SOUND A LITTLE SLUTTY.
WELL, WHY SHOULDN'T
YOU BE SLUTTY?
YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NO MOTHER-TAUGHT MORALS
STANDING IN THE WAY OF
YOU AND YOUR SLUTTINESS.
OH, WELL, WHEN YOU
PUT IT THAT WAY...
IS IT GREAT? IS WHAT GREAT?
SEX. IS IT GREAT?
NOT IN FRONT OF THE BOOKS, LANE.
WHAT AM I SAYING?
OF COURSE IT'S GREAT! IT'S GREAT!
AND I WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE IT
BECAUSE BY THE TIME
I'M READY TO GET MARRIED,
ALL THE MEN WILL
BE TAKEN BY WOMEN
WHO DIDN'T GROW
UP IN MY HOUSEHOLD.
YOU GOING OUT TO FIND A HUSBAND?
I HAVE TO GET EXTRA
TRASH BAGS FOR THE DINER.
ALL RIGHT, CALL ME LATER.
[birds chirping]
[woman chattering]
YOU'RE IN MY HEAD.
ARE YOU HAPPY?
YOU ARE IN MY HEAD!
WHAT?
[beeping]
(Logan) HELLO?
WE WERE BOTH WRONG.
ABOUT?
HEMINGWAY'S MANUSCRIPTS
WERE STOLEN IN HADLEY'S SUITCASE
AT THE GARE DE LYON.
HA. YEP.
JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD
KNOW WE'RE BOTH DUMB.
I GUESS WE FOUND EACH OTHER.
GUESS WE DID.
SO, HOW IS THE OUTING
IN THE WOODS GOING?
IT WAS GOING FINE
UNTIL FINN DECIDED
TO GO THROUGH ONE
OF HIS NAKED PHASES.
YIKES.
YEAH, SUDDENLY THE
CABIN SEEMED VERY SMALL.
I BET.
PLUS IT GOT BORING, AND THERE'S
TOO MANY PEOPLE THERE I KNOW,
SO I DECIDED TO CUT
MY SKIING TRIP SHORT.
YEAH? WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
YALE. WHAT?
YUP. SEEMS LIKE I GOT THE
WHOLE PLACE TO MYSELF, TOO.
I BET. EVERYBODY'S
GONE FOR SPRING BREAK.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE LIKE THIS.
VERY QUIET, LOTS OF PRIVACY.
IT'S TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT HERE.
AND WHY IS THAT?
I JUST THINK YOU'D LIKE IT.
WELL, TAKE ME A PICTURE.
YOU KNOW, IF BY CHANCE YOU DECIDED
TO CUT YOUR SPRING BREAK SHORT,
YOU COULD BE HERE WITH
ME TO SEE IT YOURSELF.
OH, REALLY?
JUST A SUGGESTION, ACE.
WELL, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
(Rory) YOU'RE SURE
YOU'RE OK WITH THIS?
OH, MY GOD. FOR
THE 50TH TIME, YES.
BUT I KNOW YOU HAD THE WHOLE
WEEK PLANNED OUT. I SAW THE D.V.Ds.
OH, HON.
A WOMAN UNDER THE INFLUENCE?
A.K.A. THE STORY OF ME.
SOAP MARATHON?
ALL CAN BE DONE AT A LATER TIME.
OK. HOW ABOUT NEXT WEEKEND?
HMM, LET ME CHECK
MY SPINSTER CATALOG.
NO, I'M GONNA BE KNITTING
TOILET PAPER COZIES TILL 3:00.
BUT AFTER THAT, I'M GOOD.
GREAT, AND WE CAN
DO THE FRIDAY NIGHT
WESTON'S DESSERT
THING AGAIN NEXT WEEK.
YEAH, WHATEVER YOU WANT.
OK. YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE NOT MAD?
NO, WELL, YOU'LL NEVER TRULY
KNOW UNTIL YOU READ MY MEMOIR.
HMM, WELL.
WAIT.
HERE.
SO YOU'LL ALWAYS
HAVE CLEAN UNDERWEAR.
MOM. TAKE THEM.
CLEAN UNDERWEAR, PRICELESS.
AND I'LL COVER THE BOOKS
YOU BOUGHT FROM ANDREW.
NO. YES.
YOU'RE AN ENABLER. I KNOW.
BUT YOU'RE MY ONLY
DAUGHTER THAT I KNOW OF.
MOM, THANKS.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
SO HE CAME BACK EARLY, HUH?
OH, YEAH. UH, HE SAID THERE JUST
WASN'T MUCH TO DO UP AT THE CABIN,
AND IT JUST GOT KIND OF CRAMPED
AND GROSS WITH ALL THOSE GUYS. SO.
SO HE CAME BACK EARLY, HUH?
YEAH.
BYE. GOODBYE.
♪ [music playing on T.V.]
OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THIS
STUFF I THINK IS MEAT LOAF.
SORRY.
[bell dinging]
HELLO, LUKE.
[door closing]
WHEN YOU GET A MOMENT, I'D
LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU.
I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW.
THAT'S FINE.
I'LL JUST WAIT HERE
UNTIL THINGS DIE DOWN.
[dog barking]
YOU HAVE A WIDE SELECTION HERE.
WHAT IS MUD PIE?
OH, THAT'S AWESOME. IT'S CHOCOLATE
PIE WITH OREO COOKIE CRUST,
AND SOMETIMES YOU CAN GET
LUKE TO PUT GUMMY WORMS IN IT,
LIKE WORMS IN THE
MUD, SO YOU CAN IMAGINE.
WELL, YOU'VE PAINTED
A WONDERFUL PICTURE.
YOUR COFFEEMAKER
SEEMS TO BE FULL NOW.
MORE COFFEE, KIRK?
OH, NO, I CAN'T DRINK COFFEE.
IT MAKES MY LUNGS HURT.
THANKS.
WOULD YOU MIND EXCUSING US?
OH, UM,
OK.
[bell dinging]
[door closing] MY DAUGHTER
AND I AREN'T SPEAKING.
SHE WON'T TAKE MY CALLS.
SHE WON'T COME TO DINNER.
SHE APPARENTLY WANTS
NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
I'M SURE YOU KNOW THAT LORELAI
AND I HAVE HAD MANY BATTLES.
MOST OF THEM HAVE BEEN BECAUSE
I FEEL I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR HER.
BUT LORELAI HAS HER OWN IDEAS
ABOUT WHAT SHE THINKS
WILL MAKE HER HAPPY.
SHE WANTS YOU, LUKE.
SHE'S MADE HER CHOICE,
GOD HELP HER, BUT THERE IT IS.
IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF I AGREE WITH IT.
I CAN'T FIGHT IT. YOU'VE WON.
GO BACK TO HER.
I PROMISE I WILL STAY OUT OF IT.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO CLEAN THAT WINDOW.
[door closing]
(woman on T.V.) ♪
THE NIGHT IS BITTER ♪
♪ THE STARS HAVE
LOST THEIR GLITTER ♪
♪ THE WINDS GROW COLDER ♪
♪ SUDDENLY YOU'RE OLDER ♪
[knocking on door] ♪
AND ALL BECAUSE ♪
♪ OF THE MAN ♪
♪ THAT GOT AWAY ♪
♪ NO MORE HIS EAGER CALL ♪
♪ THE WRITING'S ♪
♪ ON THE WALL ♪
♪ THE DREAMS YOU'VE ♪
♪ DREAMED HAVE ALL ♪
♪ GONE ASTRAY ♪