Gilmore Girls (2000–2007): Season 1, Episode 17 - The Breakup: Part 2 - full transcript

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

WE BROKE UP. WE JUST BROKE UP.

BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WE, WE WENT TO DINNER, AND...
AND THEN WE WALKED BY THE BONFIRE,

BUT IT WASN'T LIT.

SO WE WENT TO THIS JUNKYARD,

AND WE SAT IN THIS
CAR AND THEN... OH, GOD!

WHAT?

I FORGOT YOUR
MEATBALL IN THE CAR.

OH, HONEY, FORGET IT.

OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I LEFT
YOUR MEATBALL IN THE CAR.

OK, O-OK, C-C-COME ON.

AFTER I TOLD THE WAITER TO
WRAP IT UP AND EVERYTHING.

YEAH.

AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE, "WHAT
DO YOU WANT WITH ONE MEATBALL?"

I WAS LIKE, "IT'S A
MOTHER-DAUGHTER THING."

AND I'M SURE HE THOUGHT I
WAS NUTS, BUT HE WAS SO NICE.

AND HE DID IT ANYWAY.

AND HE, UH, HE BROUGHT ONE OF
THOSE LITTLE TINFOIL SWANS OR A DUCK

OR SOME KIND OF BIRD AND
THEN I LEFT IT IN THE CAR.

OK, FORGET ABOUT
THE MEATBALL. OK?

JUST TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.

HE... HE JUST BROKE
UP WITH ME. OK?

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

THIS IS DEAN WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT.

HE'S CRAZY ABOUT YOU. HE
CALLS, LIKE, 25 TIMES A DAY.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE
COVER OF HIS NOTEBOOK?

IT'S ONE STEP AWAY
FROM STALKER MATERIAL.

I HAVE TO GO TO BED. W-WAIT.

TAKE ME THROUGH
THE NIGHT STEP BY STEP.

WHY?

SO I CAN HELP DECIPHER
WHAT HAPPENED HERE.

WHAT HAPPENED
HERE IS WE BROKE UP.

HE DIDN'T WANNA BE MY
BOYFRIEND ANYMORE, END OF STORY.

THAT IS SO NOT END
OF STORY. YES, IT IS.

HONEY, HE DID NOT PLAN AN ENTIRE
ROMANTIC EVENING COMPLETE WITH DINNER

AND A JUNKYARD WHICH
WE'LL GET BACK TO LATER

THEN SUDDENLY DECIDE TO
DUMP YOU. HOW DO YOU KNOW?

BECAUSE I'VE READ EVERY NANCY
DREW MYSTERY EVER WRITTEN,

THE ONE ABOUT THE
AMISH COUNTRY, TWICE.

I KNOW THERE'S MORE TO THE
STORY THAN WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GETTING RID OF ALL
HIS STUFF. WHAT STUFF?

EVERYTHING HE GAVE ME, EVERYTHING
HE TOUCHED. EVERYTHING HE LOOKED AT.

HONEY, HONEY, WILL YOU JUST
CALM DOWN FOR JUST ONE SECOND?

HE DOESN'T WANNA
BE MY BOYFRIEND, FINE.

OK, IT WILL BE FINE, BUT...

WHAT?

MINE. OH.

IS... IS... IS THERE
SOMEONE ELSE?

NO.

IS, UH, IS HE MOVING?

NO.

UH, IS HE DYING?

DID HIS FOOTBALL
TEAM LOSE A GAME?

WHAT?

IT'S HAPPENED.

DID... DID HE, UM,
T-TRY SOMETHING?

WHAT?

YOU KNOW, DID HE WANNA...

WHAT?

DID HE WANT TO GO
FASTER THAN YOU?

GOD, NO!

OK, OK, I'M SORRY.

YOU'RE JUST NOT GIVING
ME MUCH TO GO OFF OF HERE.

HONEY, THAT'S YOUR FANCY
DRESS THAT I MADE FOR YOU.

THAT I WORE TO A DANCE
THAT I WENT TO WITH HIM.

OH, YEAH.

THE SWEATER'S BRAND-NEW.

WELL, HE SAW ME IN IT
YESTERDAY AND LIKED IT.

WELL, THEN HE'S GOT GOOD TASTE.

HE SAID IT BROUGHT
OUT THE BLUE IN MY EYES.

WELL, THEN HE'S GAY.

YOU'RE NOT FUNNY AND IT GOES.

I'M A LITTLE FUNNY.

AND IF YOU THROW AWAY
EVERYTHING DEAN EVER SAW YOU WEAR,

YOU'RE GONNA BE WALKING
AROUND IN A TOWEL.

COLONEL CLUCKER?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

HE HAS BEEN WITH
YOU SINCE YOU WERE 4.

THE FIRST TIME DEAN
CAME OVER, HE PICKED IT UP.

WELL, THAT'S NOT
THE COLONEL'S FAULT.

HE WAS SITTING THERE, MINDING HIS OWN
BUSINESS, AND A GUY COMES IN AND PICKS HIM UP.

WHAT'S A STUFFED BIRD TO DO?

I DON'T WANT TO JOKE
ABOUT THIS, NOT NOW.

HERE, I DON'T WANT TO
LOOK AT THAT ANYMORE.

OK.

I'LL, UM, I'LL PUT IT AWAY.

NO, TAKE IT OUT OF THE HOUSE.

THROW IT IN A DUMPSTER, BURN IT,
I... I DON'T CARE. JUST... I WANT IT GONE.

YOU KNOW, HONEY,

SOMEDAY WHEN THIS
IS ALL IN THE PAST,

YOU MAY BE SORRY THAT YOU DON'T
HAVE SOME OF THOSE THINGS ANYMORE.

I DON'T CARE.

BUT RORY... I DON'T CARE!

OK, FINE. IT'S GONE.

THANK YOU.

SO I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT, AND
YOU GO TO BED. GET SOME REST.

AND MAYBE YOU'LL FEEL MORE
LIKE TALKING IN THE MORNING.

OK.

HONEY, GOOD NIGHT.

MOM.

YEAH.

FAR, FAR AWAY
FROM THE HOUSE, OK?

HEY, IT SLEEPS WITH THE FISHES.

THANK YOU.

♪ IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD ♪

♪ FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD ♪

♪ ALL YOU HAVE TO
DO IS CALL MY NAME ♪

♪ AND I'LL BE THERE
ON THE NEXT TRAIN ♪

♪ WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW ♪

♪ ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO ♪

♪ IF YOU NEED, YOU
NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU ♪

♪ I WILL FOLLOW ♪

♪ OH ♪

♪ WHERE YOU LEAD ♪

♪ I WILL FOLLOW ♪

♪ ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO ♪

♪ IF YOU NEED, YOU
NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU ♪

♪ I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD ♪

MOM. MOM, GET UP.

RORY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

NOTHING. I JUST
WANT TO GET STARTED.

I MADE A LIST OF ALL THE THINGS

WE SAY WE'RE GONNA
DO ON WEEKENDS,

BUT WHEN WEEKEND COMES AROUND,

YOU SAY THEY'RE TOO BORING TO
ACTUALLY DO ON A WEEKEND DAY.

SO THEN YOU SAY WE'LL
DO THEM DURING THE WEEK

WHICH, OF COURSE, WE NEVER DO.

I THINK THAT WE SHOULD GET
THEM ALL OUT OF THE WAY TODAY

ONCE AND FOR ALL.

AND TO MAKE IT INTERESTING,

WE SHOULD COME UP WITH,
LIKE, A REWARD SYSTEM.

SO ONCE WE'RE DONE WITH
EVERYTHING ON THE LIST,

WE COULD GO GET MANICURES.

OR WE COULD GO TO THAT SWISS
PLACE FOR FONDUE FOR DINNER,

OR WE COULD STUFF OUR PURSES

FULL OF SOUR PATCH
KIDS AND MILK DUDS

AND GO SEE THE STARS HOLLOW
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PRODUCTION

OF WHO'S AFRAID
OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?

IT'S 6:00.

I KNOW.

ON SATURDAY MORNING.

THAT'S RIGHT.

IT'S 6:00 ON SATURDAY MORNING!

DO YOU WANT TO WEAR
DOCKS OR SNEAKERS?

I WANT TO WEAR SLIPPERS.

UP, PLEASE!

RORY, MY HEART.

IT IS SATURDAY, THE DAY OF REST.

SUNDAY IS THE DAY OF REST.

NO, SATURDAY IS
THE DAY OF PRE-REST.

PRE-REST?

YEAH, SO THAT WAY WHEN
YOU ACTUALLY GET TO SUNDAY,

YOU'RE RESTED ENOUGH
TO ENJOY YOUR REST.

THAT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.

THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S 6:00
ON SATURDAY MORNING.

OH, JEEZ!

UP, PLEASE!

YOU MADE A RHYME.

I'LL SEE YOU DOWNSTAIRS.

OH.

OH.

HELLO. DID YOU
REARRANGE THE FURNITURE?

YES.

GOOD. 'CAUSE FOR A MINUTE

I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A
PROBLEM WITH DECORATOR ELVES.

AND I WAS GONNA HAVE TO CALL AN
EXTERMINATOR AND TENT THE PLACE.

BUT IT WAS JUST
YOU. GREAT. GOOD.

SO NOW, WAS THERE ANY, UH, REASON
THAT YOU JUST SUDDENLY FELT THE NEED

TO MOVE AROUND LARGE PIECES OF
FURNITURE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING?

I WAS UP. IT WAS THERE.

OK, GOOD THOUGHT PROCESS. GREAT.

NOW I... I... I... I NOTICED THAT YOU...
YOU DIDN'T MOVE THE T.V. THOUGH.

IT WAS TOO HEAVY.

RIGHT, OK.

WELL, I LIKE THIS.
YEAH. THIS IS GOOD.

NOW OF COURSE WHEN THE
SOFA ACTUALLY FACED THE T.V.,

IT MADE IT A LITTLE
EASIER TO WATCH.

BUT, YOU KNOW, THIS IS
GOOD, TOO. IT'LL BE LIKE, UM,

YOU KNOW, LIKE RADIO.

ARE YOU READY TO GO?

YEAH, I AM. JUST, UH,
JUST ONE QUICK SEC. UM,

WHY DON'T YOU, UH... COULD
YOU PUT THE PEN DOWN?

I'M JUST FINISHING THE LIST.

YES, I SEE. AND AS MUCH
AS I... I LOVE YOUR LIST,

LET'S JUST, UH, FINISH THIS
PARTICULAR ONE IN A LITTLE WHILE, OK?

OK.

RORY, I'M CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.

I WISH YOU WOULD TALK TO ME.

I DON'T WANT TO DEAL
WITH IT RIGHT NOW.

I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT RIGHT NOW.

FAIR ENOUGH. BUT LISTEN,

I'VE HAD MY HEART BROKEN BEFORE.

IT'S REALLY HARD.

IT'S HARD FOR EVERYONE, SO
CAN I GIVE YOU A LITTLE ADVICE?

OK.

I THINK WHAT YOU REALLY
NEED TO DO TODAY IS WALLOW.

WALLOW?

OH, YEAH. GET BACK
IN YOUR PAJAMAS,

GO TO BED, EAT NOTHING

BUT GALLONS OF ICE
CREAM AND TONS OF PIZZA,

DON'T TAKE A SHOWER,
OR SHAVE YOUR LEGS,

OR PUT ON ANY KIND
OF MAKEUP AT ALL.

AND JUST SIT IN THE DARK, WATCH A REALLY
SAD MOVIE AND HAVE A GOOD LONG CRY

AND JUST WALLOW.
YOU NEED TO WALLOW.

NO.

RORY, YOUR FIRST LOVE IS INTENSE

AND YOUR FIRST BREAKUP
EVEN MORE INTENSE.

SHOVING IT AWAY AND IGNORING IT

WHILE YOU MAKE LISTS
IT'S... IT'S NOT GONNA HELP.

I DON'T WANT TO WALLOW.

TRY IT FOR ONE DAY.

NO.

ONE DAY, ONE DAY
OF PIZZA AND PAJAMAS.

I'LL RENT LOVE STORY
AND... AND... AND THE CHAMP,

AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER, ISHTAR.

I DON'T WANT TO BE
THAT KIND OF GIRL.

THE KIND OF GIRL
WHO WATCHES ISHTAR?

THE KIND OF GIRL
WHO JUST FALLS APART

BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

THAT DESCRIPTION
HARDLY APPLIES TO YOU.

IT WILL IF I WALLOW.

NOT TRUE.

SO I USED TO HAVE A
BOYFRIEND AND NOW I DON'T.

OK, THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

I MEAN SITTING IN THE
DARK EATING JUNK FOOD

AND NOT SHAVING MY LEGS
ISN'T GONNA CHANGE THAT, IS IT?

NO.

OK, SO I DON'T EVEN
WANT TO GO THERE.

I HAVE THINGS TO DO.

I HAVE SCHOOL AND
HARVARD TO THINK ABOUT.

HONEY, HARVARD'S
LIKE 3 YEARS AWAY.

BUT NOW IS THE TIME
TO BE PREPARING FOR IT.

I MEAN, HARVARD
IS HARD TO GET INTO

AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
I EVEN SPEND MY TIME

THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.

BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PULSE.

AND YOU'RE NOT THE PRESIDENT
OF THE AUDIOVISUAL CLUB.

I'M 16. I HAVE THE REST OF
MY LIFE TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

I SHOULD BE KEEPING MY
EYE ON THE PRIZE RIGHT NOW.

I ADMIRE YOUR ATTITUDE.

THANK YOU.

SO SHOULD WE RENT
OLD YELLER, TOO?

OR IS IT JUST A
GUY'S CRYING MOVIE?

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME.

I AM LISTENING TO YOU.

I JUST... I DON'T
AGREE WITH YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO WALLOW,
AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

OK, FINE.

THANK YOU.

SO THAT MUST BE THE LIST.

YES, IT IS.

MAY I SEE IT, PLEASE?

WE DO NOT NEED A GARDEN HOSE.

WE DON'T HAVE ONE.

WE DON'T HAVE A GARDEN EITHER.

BUT MAYBE IF WE HAVE A
HOSE, WE CAN GROW ONE.

COULD I SEE THE PEN, FOR A SEC?

WHY?

SMALL ADJUSTMENT.
SMALL ADJUSTMENT.

MOM.

WHAT? IT'S ON THE LIST.

DON'T YOU HAVE TO
DO IT IF IT'S ON THE LIST?

I AM NOT GOING TO WALLOW.

BUT I PUT IT AFTER GOING
TO THE RECYCLING CENTER.

WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE DOING
UP? IT'S SATURDAY MORNING.

SOME PEOPLE LIKE
GETTING UP EARLY.

YOU LIE.

NO, THEY DO IT VOLUNTARILY.

REALLY? EVERY DAY.

HUH, JUMP BACK.

EXCUSE ME?

KEVIN BACON IN FOOTLOOSE, REACTION
TO THE NO-DANCING-IN-TOWN RULE

AS REVEALED BY CHRIS PENN,
SEAN'S BROTHER, SAGE TO ALL.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

YES, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT
THEY TEACH YOU IN THAT DAMN SCHOOL.

WHAT?

I CAN'T GO THAT WAY.

WHY, WE'RE GOING TO LUKE'S. NO.

WELL, YOU PULLED ME OUT
OF BED AT 6:00 IN THE MORNING

AND... AND THEN YOU
SAY NO TO LUKE'S?

DON'T YOU KNOW THAT'S DANGEROUS?

I CAN'T GO THAT WAY.
REASON, PLEASE?

WE'D HAVE TO GO
BY DOOSE'S MARKET.

SO?

SO WE MIGHT RUN INTO...

OH. YEAH.

RIGHT. UM, Y-Y-YOU DON'T
KNOW IF HE'S WORKING?

I DON'T REMEMBER.

HIS WEEKEND SCHEDULE
CHANGES A LOT.

OK, WE'LL JUST
TAKE THE LONG WAY.

NO. WHY?

WE'D HAVE TO GO BY THE SCHOOL.

BUT THERE'S NO SCHOOL TODAY.

BUT ON HIS DAYS OFF, HE PLAYS
FOOTBALL THERE WITH HIS FRIENDS.

WELL, WHAT TIME? IT VARIES.

OK, WE'LL JUST GO DOWN
PEACH, WE'LL CIRCLE AROUND...

YOU'RE SHAKING YOUR HEAD, WHY?

DEAN LIVES ON PEACH.

RORY, HONEY, LOVE OF MY LIFE,

YOU REALIZE YOU'VE COMPLETELY
CUT US OFF FROM LUKE'S

WHERE THE HAPPY COFFEE IS.

I'M SORRY.

NO, IT'S OK. IT'S OK.

OK, WE'LL JUST, UM...

WELL, WE'LL FIGURE
SOMETHING OUT.

SORRY.

NO, THIS IS GOOD.

IT'S LIKE G.I. JANE, BUT
WE GET TO KEEP OUR HAIR.

I JUST COULDN'T.

OH, HONEY, SAY NO MORE.

THINK OF THIS AS AN ADVENTURE.

2 GIRLS BATTLING THE ELEMENTS,
DESPERATE FOR SURVIVAL.

OR COFFEE.

SAME THING.

YOU KNOW, I BET YOU CAN TELL A LOT
ABOUT PEOPLE FROM THEIR GARBAGE.

YEAH?

THINK ABOUT IT. TRASH IS DISCARDED
ASPECTS OF PEOPLE'S LIVES.

IT TALKS ABOUT THEIR EATING
HABITS, WHAT THEY READ,

DO THEY GO TO CONCERTS,
ARE THEY RESPONSIBLE,

DO THEY PAY THEIR BILLS ON TIME?

YEAH, YOU KNOW HONEY, THAT
TRASH DOESN'T ACTUALLY TALK AT ALL

UNLESS IT'S ON SESAME STREET.

I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A POINT.

THAT GOING THROUGH
GARBAGE IS INTERESTING.

AND EDUCATIONAL.

AND STINKY AND A LITTLE NUTS.

THERE'S NOTHING
NUTS ABOUT WANTING

TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HUMAN NATURE.

CURIOSITY IS HOW WE GROW.

UGH!

WE NEED TO GET YOU
OUT OF THIS ALLEY.

WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?

IT'S THE 6:00 A.M. CROWD.

I OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZE
NOBODY IN THIS PLACE.

HEY.

OH, HI.

COFFEE WHILE YOU WAIT?

OH, BLESS YOU.

SO LUKE PUT YOU TO WORK, HUH?

YEAH, WELL, I FIGURED IF I'M GONNA
BE HANGIN' AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE,

THE LEAST I COULD
DO IS HELP OUT.

SO YOU'RE GONNA BE HANGING
AROUND FOR A WHILE HERE?

YEAH, I THINK SO.

OH, WELL, THAT'S NICE.

YEAH.

SO WHERE IS LUKE?

WELL, WE WERE KIND OF UP LATE
LAST NIGHT, SO I LET HIM SLEEP IN.

SLEEP IN? LUKE?

OH, BELIEVE ME, IT WASN'T
EASY TO GET HIM TO AGREE TO IT,

BUT IN THE END, A
LITTLE SWEET TALK,

A COUPLE EXCEDRIN
P.M.s, HE FINALLY CAVED.

HEY, THERE'S A SEAT OVER THERE.

GREAT.

OH, GO, GO! I'LL
BE OVER IN A SEC.

OK.

I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE
IS STARING AT ME.

WELL, YEAH, BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT A
BANANA PEEL STUCK TO YOUR FOOT.

I DO?

I'M KIDDING.

NOBODY'S STARING AT YOU.

THEY KNOW.

THEY DON'T KNOW.

IT'S PROBABLY ALL
AROUND TOWN BY NOW.

HONEY, IT JUST
HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.

IT'S, LIKE, 6:00 IN THE MORNING.

EVERYONE KNOWS
THAT I'VE BEEN DUMPED.

DO YOU WANT TO GO HOME?

NO, WE HAVE A LIST.

OK. GREAT.

I'M GONNA ORDER US
SOMETHING. ANY PREFERENCES?

EGGS, FRENCH TOAST,
KEY TO THE DUMPSTER?

I DON'T CARE.

OK, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

OH, LORELAI, WHAT A NICE
SURPRISE SO EARLY IN THE MORNING.

SO HOW'S THINGS?

YOU KNOW, DON'T YOU?

YES, AND I FEEL AWFUL.

I FEEL COMPLETELY RESPONSIBLE.

WELL, YOU SHOULD.

I GOT DEAN THAT JOB, AND I
CERTAINLY ENCOURAGED THEM.

I FELT THEY WERE
SO RIGHT TOGETHER.

MISS PATTY, PLEASE DON'T
SAY ANYTHING TO RORY ABOUT IT.

SHE'S A LITTLE CONCERNED
ABOUT EVERYBODY FINDING OUT.

OF COURSE. NOT A PEEP.

AND SPREAD THE WORD, OK?

CONSIDER IT DONE.
OH, AND... AND LORELAI,

WOULD YOU GIVE THE
ANGEL A HUG FOR ME?

I MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SAY IT'S FROM ME.

JUST GIVE HER A HUG.

GOT IT.

OK.

OH, WELL, UH, GOOD
MORNING, SLEEPING BEAUTY.

YEAH, WELL, RACHEL THOUGHT
I LOOKED A LITTLE TIRED.

NO, IT'S GOOD. YOU
NEED A LITTLE BREAK.

I GUESS.

YOU DO.

SO SHE SEEMS PRETTY
COMFORTABLE HERE, HUH?

YEAH, WELL, SHE ALWAYS COULD
JUST FIT IN PLACES, YOU KNOW.

IT'S A TALENT OF HERS.

SHE LOOKS GOOD IN YOUR APRON.

YEAH, WELL, CAN I
GET YOU ANYTHING?

OH, UM, DO YOU
THINK YOU CAN MAKE

THOSE REALLY CRAZY
CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES

AND GO EXTRA HEAVY
ON THE CHOCOLATE?

YEAH, SURE. ANY
SPECIAL OCCASION?

DEAN BROKE UP WITH RORY.

WHAT?

KEEP IT DOWN. SHE DOESN'T
WANT ANYBODY TO KNOW ABOUT IT.

I KNEW IT. I JUST KNEW
THAT KID WAS TROUBLE.

YES, YOU DID. YOU KNEW
IT. PANCAKES, PLEASE.

GOD, HE'S GOT A NERVE.

I MEAN WHAT DOES HE THINK?

HE'S GONNA DO BETTER THAN RORY?

IS HE CRAZY? JEEZ. ALL
RIGHT, WELL, FORGET IT. OK?

GOOD RIDDANCE, ADIOS,
BIENVENIDOS, HASTA LA VISTA.

COULD WE GET OFF THE SMALL
WORLD RIDE AND GET COOKING, PLEASE?

HOW IS SHE?

SHE'S BEEN DUMPED
BY HER FIRST BOYFRIEND.

OH, MAN, I SWEAR
I WOULD LOVE TO...

OK, I'M GONNA PUT SOME WHIPPED
CREAM ON THE PANCAKES, TOO.

THANK YOU, LUKE.

YEAH.

NOT A WORD, OK?

I GOT IT.

I NEVER LIKED HIM.

I DON'T KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS.

SOMETHING ABOUT THE
SHAPE OF HIS FOREHEAD

OR HIS HEIGHT OR
THE FLOPPY HAIRSTYLE.

ACTUALLY, YES, ON REFLECTION, I
THINK IT WAS THE FLOPPY HAIRSTYLE.

HEY, GOOD MORNING, KIRK.

LORELAI, I WANT TO
EXPRESS MY APOLOGIES

FOR NOT VOICING MY CONCERNS

ABOUT THAT FLOPPY-HAIRED
JERK EARLIER, BECAUSE IF I HAD...

DON'T. YOU KNOW WHAT,
UM, YOU NEED TO LEAVE NOW.

I CANNOT GO UNTIL YOU
ACCEPT MY APOLOGY.

I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.

ALL RIGHT. OK.

IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.

OK.

THANK YOU.

HONEY, ARE... ARE YOU
SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO...

DO NOT SAY WALLOW.

SWALLOW YOUR
COFFEE BEFORE YOU EAT?

I AM FINE.

BUT IF YOU COULD SEE
THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE.

IT'S THE SAME LOOK YOU HAD ON YOUR
FACE WHEN YOU BROKE UP WITH MAX.

DID WALLOWING HELP
YOU GET OVER HIM?

I'M NOT SAYING WALLOWING
WILL HELP YOU GET OVER DEAN.

IT'S PART OF THE PROCESS.

IT'S THE MOURNING PERIOD.

IT'S A STEP, AN IMPORTANT STEP.

THE ONLY THING THAT'LL GET
YOU OVER SOMEBODY IS TIME.

HOW MUCH TIME DID IT
TAKE YOU TO GET OVER MAX?

I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY.

APPROXIMATELY?

I DIDN'T CLOCK IT.

BALLPARK FIGURE?

A WHILE. BE VAGUER.

RORY, COME ON.

MORE COFFEE?

PANCAKES ARE COMING RIGHT UP.

ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET YOU?

NO, THANKS.

HEY, I'VE GOT SOME
STRAWBERRIES BACK THERE.

YOU LIKE STRAWBERRIES,
DON'T YOU?

YEAH, I LIKE STRAWBERRIES BUT...

I'M GETTING YOU STRAWBERRIES.

YOU TOLD HIM, DIDN'T YOU?

NO. MISS PATTY DID.

WHO TOLD MISS PATTY?

I DON'T KNOW, NUMEROUS SOURCES.

STOP RIGHT THERE.

WHAT? WHERE YOU GOIN'?

TO GET COFFEE.

WRONG. EXCUSE ME.

YOU'RE NOT GOIN' IN.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

TURN AROUND, BAG BOY.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

YOU SEE A SMILE ON THIS FACE?

NO, BUT WHAT'S
DIFFERENT ABOUT THAT?

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
KNOWN AS THE TOWN CRACKUP.

SO YOU'RE A SMART GUY NOW, HUH?

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

JUST EXERCISING MY
RIGHT NOT TO SERVE YOU.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN'
ABOUT? I'M NOT EVEN INSIDE YET.

LET GO OF ME!

YOU FIRST!

IF YOU TELL MISS PATTY,
EVERYBODY IN TOWN'S GONNA KNOW.

HONEY, PEOPLE HAVE THEIR OWN
LIVES AND THEIR OWN PROBLEMS.

I HARDLY THINK YOU
AND DEAN BREAKING UP

IS THE MAIN THING
ON THEIR MINDS.

OH, MY GOD!

WHAT?

OH, MY GOD.

HEY, HEY, HEY, CUT
IT OUT! BREAK IT UP!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

BACK OFF! COME... COME HERE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

HE STARTED IT.

BY DOING WHAT?

HE WAS COMING IN.

ARE YOU A LUNATIC! HE'S 16!

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

WELL, STAND IN THE STREET AND
HAVE A SLAP FIGHT, OF COURSE.

COME HERE.

ARE YOU OK?

I'M FINE.

OH, GOOD. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT GOT INTO LUKE.

HE'S USUALLY SO...

I HAVE TO GO.

SURE. BYE.

GET INSIDE NOW.

INSIDE. NOW!

HE STARTED IT.

HEY.

HEY.

SO WHERE'S THAT LIST? WHAT?

THE LIST. WE'VE GOT A
LOT TO DO TODAY, MISSY.

OTHERWISE I'M GONNA BE
DRAGGING YOUR BUTT OUT OF BED

AT 6:00 AGAIN TOMORROW MORNING.

SO WHERE DO WE START?

WELL, UM,

WE NEED A SOAP
DISH FOR THE KITCHEN.

OH, A KITCHEN SOAP DISH.

QUITE DECADENT,
BUT WHAT THE HELL?

LET'S GO.

WELL, THAT WAS A VERY
SUCCESSFUL OUTING FOR US.

YES, IT WAS.

WE GOT EVERYTHING ON THE LIST
EXCEPT FOR THE BROWN EXTENSION CORD.

WHICH WILL BE IN ON TUESDAY.

SO I THINK THAT
QUALIFIES AS A CHECK, TOO.

ARE YOU HAPPY?

I APPRECIATE A JOB
WELL DONE, YEAH.

I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY THE
TOASTER PIZZA. IT LOOKS SO GROSS

WHICH IS USUALLY THE
MARK OF A GREAT JUNK FOOD.

BEEFARONI. NUFF SAID.

I'M GONNA PLUG IN MY
NEW WALL AIR FRESHENER.

GIVE ME 5 MINUTES AND
THEN COME SNIFF MY ROOM.

CHEESE OR PEPPERONI?

WHATEVER.

BOTH. GOOD CHOICE.

HEY, SUGAR, I JUST HEARD.

WHERE IS SHE? POOR LITTLE THING.

RORY, SWEETIE!

UH, COME... COME ON.

WHY? IS SHE OUTSIDE?

UH, WELL...

YEAH, YOU KNOW, BABBETTE,

I... I APPRECIATE YOU
COMING OVER LIKE THIS,

BUT RORY'S NOT REALLY IN
A TALKING MOOD JUST NOW.

BUT I CAN HELP! I KNOW.

I CAN TELL HER HOW YOU HAVE TO GO
THROUGH A LOT OF BAD RELATIONSHIPS

TO GET TO THAT REALLY GOOD ONE!

NO, IT'S VERY GOOD
ADVICE. OH, YEAH.

AND I CAN TELL HER ABOUT ALL THE
HORRIBLE MEN I'VE KNOWN IN MY DAY.

OH, THAT'D BE GREAT.
REALLY, TRULY AWFUL MEN.

I WAS PUSHED OUT
OF A MOVIN' CAR ONCE.

NOW THAT'S A PEPPY
LITTLE ANECDOTE.

LET ME TELL HER.

OH, I WANT YOU TO
TELL HER ALL THAT

BUT JUST NOT RIGHT NOW.

IS SHE REALLY BAD?

SHE'LL BE FINE. REALLY.

UH, THEY HAD SOME OF OUR MAIL.

LOOK.

"MADELINE'S HAVING A PARTY."

I'M GOING TO GO.

YOU'RE GOING TO A CHILTON PARTY?

YES, I AM.

HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST STAY HOME
AND READ THE BELL JAR? SAME EFFECT.

HEY, I'M GOING TO BE GOING TO SCHOOL
THERE FOR THE NEXT 2-AND-A-HALF YEARS.

IT WOULDN'T KILL
ME TO BE SOCIAL.

RIGHT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

NOTHING.

OK, THEN IT'S SETTLED.

UM, AHEM. CAN I MAKE A
SUGGESTION? GO AHEAD.

WHY DON'T YOU SEE IF LANE
CAN COME WITH YOU? YOU KNOW,

THAT WAY IF THE SOCIALIZING
DOESN'T TURN OUT HOW YOU PLANNED,

YOU GOT A FRIENDLY FACE AROUND.

OK, GOOD IDEA. THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

CAN I TAKE THE CAR? YES.

CAN I BORROW
SOMETHING TO WEAR? YES.

ARE YOU GONNA GIVE
IN TO ANYTHING I SAY

'CAUSE YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME?

YES. I'LL MAKE A LIST.

HERE, HAND ME THAT BLUSH.

OK.

AM I ALL TWISTY BACK HERE?

OH, A LITTLE. HERE.

SO HOW ARE YOU?

I'M FINE.

HOW ARE YOU REALLY?

LIFE GOES ON, RIGHT?

YOU KNOW, I SAW DEAN TODAY,

I WASN'T SURE IF
SHOULD TELL YOU.

WHY NOT?

I MEAN, I WASN'T SURE
YOU'D WANT TO KNOW.

NO, THAT'S FINE. WHAT,
UH, WHAT DID HE SAY?

NOTHING. HE CROSSED THE
STREET AS SOON AS I SAW HIM.

OH.

BUT IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,
HE LOOKED REALLY SAD.

I DON'T WANT HIM TO BE SAD.

RORY, ARE YOU SURE YOU
WANNA GO OUT TONIGHT?

WHY DOES EVERYONE
KEEP ASKING ME THAT?

BECAUSE YOU JUST BROKE UP.

I MEAN, I'D BE PERFECTLY FINE

TO JUST HANG OUT HERE AND LISTEN
TO MUSIC, TALK, NOT TALK, WHATEVER.

NO, I AM NOT HANGING OUT.

WE'RE GOING TO THIS
PARTY. IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

I DON'T WANT TO DWELL
ON THIS. THAT'S FINAL.

DON'T ARGUE WITH HER,
OR YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF

THE PROUD OWNER
OF 3 GARDEN WEASELS.

3, 'CAUSE ONE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH.

HERE, TURN AROUND. WHY?

14 HOURS OF LABOR, THAT'S WHY.

FINE.

AND HAIR.

WHAT IS THIS?

I THOUGHT IT WOULD GO
WITH YOUR DRESS, AND IT DOES.

IT'S PRETTY. YEAH.
IT'S REALLY PRETTY.

HERE. HERE IS THE PHONE
AND SOME MAD MONEY.

IF FOR ANY REASON, YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BE HOME BEFORE 12:00, YOU CALL ME.

WE'LL BE BACK BY 12:00.

HI. CALL ME.

SORRY.

RORY?

THE CORNSTARCH.

WHAT?

UM, THE CORNSTARCH.

THE FIRST TIME
DEAN KISSED ME, HE...

I... I FORGOT TO PUT IT
WITH THE OTHER THINGS.

I'LL JUST THROW IT OUT.

HEY, WHY DON'T
YOU LET ME DO THAT?

YOU GUYS GET GOING, OK?

OK. OK, BYE. HAVE FUN. BYE.

OOH, HEY, UH, LOOK IN
SOMEBODY'S SOCK DRAWER.

RICH PEOPLE HAVE
HILARIOUS SOCK DRAWERS.

BE GOOD. BYE.

HEY. HI.

LORELAI, HEY.

HI, I WANTED TO ASK
YOU IF YOU COULD...

UH-HUH. SURE, WHATEVER.

UH, SOOKIE, HELLO?

SOOKIE?

HONEY? YEAH?

HI. HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD, I'M FINE.

HOW'S THAT X-RAY VISION COMING?

JACKSON'S INSIDE.

IS HE DOING SOMETHING DIRTY?

HE'S MAKING ME DINNER.

OH, OH, THAT'S SO NICE.

YEAH, IT IS. IT'S... IT'S...

IT REALLY IS, IT'S
SWEET. I'M JUST, UH...

DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

LIKE WHAT?

LIKE SOMEONE USING THE WRONG
SIZE PAN TO SWEAT THE ONIONS IN.

UM, NO, UH, NOTHING LIKE THAT.

OK, WELL, MAYBE
I'M HEARING THINGS.

SO, HI, HOW ARE YOU?

FINE. SO I WANTED TO SEE...

COULD YOU PEEK INSIDE THE
KITCHEN FOR ME AND TELL ME

IF THE ORANGE LE CREUSET
IS ON THE FAR LEFT BURNER.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO IN THERE?

YEAH, WELL, NOW, I WOULD,
BUT, UH, JACKSON KICKED ME OUT.

HE DID.

YES. AND HE WON'T
LET ME BACK IN THERE.

IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.

WELL, MAYBE HE JUST
WANTS YOU TO RELAX.

I WOULDN'T MIND
THAT, EITHER, ACTUALLY.

JUST TAKE A PEEK
FOR ME, WILL YOU, OK?

TELL HIM YOU WANT SOME WATER.

AND HERE. TAKE A PICTURE FOR ME.

OH, SOOKIE, I'M NOT
SPYING ON JACKSON.

WHAT IF HE'S USING THE WRONG
SPOON IN THE WRONG SAUCE?

THEN THE WORLD AS
WE KNOW IT WILL END.

I HAVE TO GO IN THERE.

YOU STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE.

JACKSON, YOU'RE
BEING UNREASONABLE.

SOOKIE, WHEN A PERSON OFFERS
TO MAKE ANOTHER PERSON DINNER

BECAUSE THIS PERSON
HAPPENS TO BE A CHEF

AND IS ALWAYS
COOKING FOR OTHERS,

THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS
TO BE A NICE GESTURE.

YES, BUT...

AND WHEN THAT PERSON ACCEPTS
THE FIRST PERSON'S OFFER,

THAT MEANS THAT THE FIRST PERSON,
THE ONE WHO OFFERED TO COOK,

WOULD ACTUALLY BE
DOING THE COOKING,

WHILE THE OTHER PERSON RELAXED,

HAD SOME WINE, AND
STAYED OUT OF THE KITCHEN!

I WASN'T COOKING. I...
I... I WAS SUGGESTING.

WELL, YOU SUGGESTED THE LADLE
RIGHT OUT OF MY HAND 4 TIMES!

I HAD TO SKIM THE TOP OF THE SAUCE
OR THE... IT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ALL...

DAMN IT, SOOKIE, THIS IS
SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC!

IT IS!

STAY OUT OF HERE.

I AM COOKING THIS MEAL ALONE.

I'M ALSO CLEANING UP ALONE.

NO. OH, YES.

BUT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOAD
MY DISHWASHER. I HAVE A SYSTEM.

I'LL WING IT.

THERE'S A DIAGRAM IN THE PANTRY!

USE IT! I'M BEGGING YOU.

I'M DOING 2 LOADS
JUST BECAUSE I CAN!

HONEY, TRY TO SIT
DOWN AND RELAX.

IT'S NICE WHAT HE'S DOING.

I KNOW, YOU'RE
RIGHT. IT IS NICE.

OK. ALL RIGHT.

I'M SITTING. I'M RELAXING.

I'M FOCUSING ON YOU.

GOOD. UM, ACTUALLY, I
WANTED TO ASK YOU A FAVOR.

WHAT?

COULD I TAKE YOUR
CAR FOR A LITTLE WHILE?

RORY'S GOT MINE, AND THERE'S
SOMETHING I WANT TO DO.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, OF COURSE.

WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT?

OH, UM, I'LL TELL YOU LATER.

IT SOUNDS SO SERIOUS.

I... I'LL HAVE IT BACK TO
YOU AS SOON AS I CAN.

TAKE YOUR TIME.
I'M IN FOR THE NIGHT.

OK. BYE, HON. BYE.

WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT DID YOU DO?

♪

♪ WHAT DO I DO WHEN I WANT TO ♪

♪ BE AS CLOSE AS
I CAN GET TO YOU ♪

HI.

LORELAI, WHAT...

HEY, UH, RORY AND DEAN BROKE UP.

OH, WELL, I'M SORRY. RORY.

YEAH, RORY AND DEAN BROKE
UP, AND SHE WON'T WALLOW.

AND I TOLD HER THAT
SHE SHOULD WALLOW,

YOU KNOW, BECAUSE TH-THAT'S SUPPOSED
TO HELP YOU GET THROUGH THE PAIN

AND THEN YOU CAN ACCEPT IT, AND
THEN YOU CAN GET OVER SOMEBODY,

AND YOU CAN MOVE
ON WITH YOUR LIFE.

AND... AND THEN SHE ASKED ME,

UM, HOW LONG IT WAS
BEFORE I GOT OVER YOU.

AND... AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY,
YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I CAN'T LIE TO HER.

AND I REALIZED THAT IF I GAVE
HER ANY TIME FRAME AT ALL

THAT I WOULD BE LYING
BECAUSE I'M NOT OVER YOU.

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW
LONG IT WILL BE BEFORE I AM.

AND WHO AM I TO TEACH HER ABOUT HEALING,
AND MOVING ON, AND BREAKUPS, ANYHOW?

I MEAN, I MIGHT AS
WELL BE TEACHING HER

TO EAT FIRE OR SWALLOW A SWORD

OR PUT HER LEGS BEHIND HER HEAD,

YOU KNOW, BECAUSE
AT LEAST THAT'S A TRADE.

I MEAN, THE FIRST
2 ARE. I DON'T KNOW

ABOUT PUTTING THE LEGS,
UH, BEHIND YOUR HEAD.

BUT THE POINT IS THAT I'M
AN IDIOT, AND I'M A HYPOCRITE.

AND I REALLY

MISS YOU.

DO YOU WANT TO COME IN?

YES. PLEASE.

♪ WHAT DO I DO WHEN I WANT TO ♪

♪

WOW, THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

MY WEDDING WON'T BE THIS BIG.

YEAH. THIS IS AMAZING!

PEOPLE LIVE HERE?

THIS IS MADELINE'S HOUSE.

IS THIS WHAT YOUR
GRANDPARENTS' HOUSE LOOKS LIKE?

NO. I MEAN, IT'S BIG, BUT IT'S
NOT THIS HEARST CASTLE-Y.

I MEAN, THERE SHOULD
BE A MAP OR A TOUR GUIDE

OR ROBIN LEACH OR SOMETHING.

HEY, LANE, THANKS
FOR COMING WITH ME.

ANYTIME.

OH, MY GOD, THERE'S
A POOL TABLE.

AND A DEEJAY.

IT'S LIKE A TEENAGE
SODOM AND GOMORRAH.

♪ 2 TURNTABLES
AND A MICROPHONE ♪

YOU CAME! YES.

WHO'S WATCHING THE FARM?

MADELINE, YOUR
HOUSE IS BEAUTIFUL.

THANKS, IT'S MY STEPFATHER'S.

SO, WHERE IS HE?

MY STEPFATHER? HE'S IN JAPAN.

NO, NOT YOUR STEPFATHER.
PRINCE CHARMING.

HE DIDN'T COME. WHY?

UH, HIS WHITE HORSE
WAS IN THE SHOP.

YOU GUYS DIDN'T
BREAK UP, DID YOU?

HI, I'M LANE.

AS IN, WALK DOWN A?

YES, EXACTLY.

HI, I'M MADELINE.

SO WHEN DOES THE TOUR
OF THE POOL HOUSE START?

YOU'VE SEEN THE
POOL HOUSE BEFORE.

YES, BUT THEY HAVEN'T
SEEN IT AT NIGHT, RIGHT?

BUT...

MADELINE, YOU ARE NOT
CONFUSED. THINK, PROCESS, FOCUS.

OH. BYE.

LATER, PARIS.

NO GLOVE, NO LOVE.

LOVELY.

SO, I DIDN'T THINK YOU
WERE MUCH OF A PARTY GIRL.

I'M NOT USUALLY.

BUT I THOUGHT I MIGHT
COME BY AND CHECK IT OUT.

IT'S THE SAME EXACT PEOPLE
WE SEE EVERY DAY AT SCHOOL,

EXCEPT NOW WE GET
TO SEE THEM DANCE.

SO WHERE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND?

WE, UH, WE BROKE UP.

OH.

AT LEAST YOU HAD A
BOYFRIEND FOR A WHILE.

SO, DO YOU KNOW, UH, WHICH
WAY WILL LEAD US TO SOME SODA?

KEEP UP BECAUSE I'M
NOT TURNING AROUND.

WOW. YOU DIDN'T EXAGGERATE.

PARIS NEEDS NO EMBELLISHMENT.

ALL THIS SODA IS FRENCH.

MADELINE'S MOTHER
HAS A FRENCH FETISH.

SHE'S OBSESSED WITH
ALL THINGS FRENCH.

FRENCH WINE, FRENCH
FOOD, FRENCH WATER,

FRENCH CELLULITE PRODUCTS.

LOOK, WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME?

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T SAY "PLEASE."

SUMMER? CAN WE DO THIS LATER?

THERE'S A PARTY GOING ON.

LOOK, JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE
DOING LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM WITH AUSTIN.

NOTHING. NOTHING.

YEP. NO.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
TELL ME WHAT I WAS DOING,

SINCE YOU SEEM TO
KNOW EVERYTHING.

HEY, YOU ARE MY GIRLFRIEND.

OH, NOW HE'S A CAVEMAN.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? KNOCK ME
ON THE BACK OF MY HEAD WITH A CLUB

AND THEN DRAG ME
BACK TO YOUR PORSCHE?

SUMMER, PLEASE.

♪

OH, GOOD SONG.

♪ MAMAS, MAMAS ♪

♪ BABY MAMAS, MAMAS ♪

I JUST LOVE THAT
SUMMER, DON'T YOU?

9:45.

WHY DO YOU KEEP
CHECKING YOUR WATCH?

MY MOM SAYS I HAVE
TO STAY TILL 10:30.

WHY WOULD SHE CARE?

SHE THINKS I'M NOT ENOUGH
OF A PEOPLE PERSON.

SHOCKING, HUH?

I'M FLOORED.

YEAH, WELL, I DOUBT
HIGHLY THAT MADAME CURIE

WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO
DRESS LIKE JENNIFER LOPEZ."

YOU WANT TO BE A SCIENTIST?

CANCER RESEARCH.

COOL. YEAH.

OH, NO. WHAT?

IT JUST FIGURES THAT THE
ONLY KOREAN BOY AT THIS PARTY

HAS HIS KOREAN-GIRL
RADAR TURNED ON.

HI. HI.

I'M HENRY. I'M LANE.

THIS IS RORY AND PARIS.

WE'VE MET.

HI, PARIS. SO WOULD
YOU LIKE TO DANCE?

OH, WELL, WE'RE TALKING HERE.

OH, YEAH, BUT, I
MEAN, ONE DANCE?

YOU CAN PUT THE CONVERSATION
ON HOLD FOR ONE DANCE, RIGHT?

UNLESS THIS IS A MID-EAST
PEACE TALK KIND OF CONVERSATION.

ONE DANCE.

A SHORT ONE. NO
CRAZY DANCE MIXES.

OK.

THANK YOU.

IF I'M NOT BACK IN ONE
DANCE, YOU'RE COMING DOWN

WITH A REALLY BAD
CASE OF ANYTHING

THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO GO HOME.

OH, IS IT GETTING WARM
IN HERE, OR IS IT JUST ME?

THANK YOU.

UNBELIEVABLE.
SHE'S HERE 5 MINUTES,

SHE HAS A DATE.

I'VE BEEN GOING TO
THIS SCHOOL 9 YEARS,

AND I'M THE FRENCH-SODA MONITOR.

♪ ME AND YOUR DAUGHTER ♪

♪ GOT A SPECIAL THING GOING ON ♪

♪ YOU SAY IT'S PUPPY LOVE ♪

♪ WE SAY IT'S FULL GROWN ♪

♪ HOPE THAT WE FEEL THIS ♪

♪ FEEL THIS WAY FOREVER ♪

♪ EVERYDAY, EVERYDAY ♪

♪ EVERYDAY, EVERYDAY,
I WRITE THE BOOK ♪

♪ AND I'M GIVING YOU
A LONGING LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYDAY, EVERYDAY,
I WRITE THE BOOK ♪

♪ AND I'M GIVING YOU
A LONGING LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYDAY, EVERYDAY,
I WRITE THE BOOK ♪

♪ AND I'M GIVING YOU
A LONGING LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYDAY, EVERYDAY,
I WRITE THE BOOK ♪

♪ AND I'M GIVING YOU
A LONGING LOOK ♪

AND JUST IN CASE
THIS COMES UP LATER,

I DID NOT COME HERE FOR THIS.

OK, GOT IT. OK?

OH, THIS IS CRAZY!

NO, IT IS. IT'S
NUTS. IT'S, UH, NUTS.

I MEAN, I DON'T SEE YOU FOR
MONTHS, AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN...

DING-DONG, AVON LADY.

IT'S INSANE.

COMPLETELY.

YOU DO THAT SO GOOD.

OK, WE GOT TO GET A GRIP, HERE.

I THOUGHT THAT'S
WHAT WE WERE DOING.

YOU KNOW, YOU CAN SIT
OVER THERE ON THAT COUCH.

FINE.

AND I'M GONNA SIT OVER
HERE ON THIS... ON THIS CHAIR...

FAR AWAY FROM THE COUCH.

AND I'M GONNA PUT THIS
TABLE RIGHT IN BETWEEN US

JUST LIKE THAT. GOOD, OK.

AND WE'RE GONNA SIT HERE
AND TALK ABOUT THIS CALMLY.

SOUNDS GOOD.

HOW YOU BEEN?

GOOD, REALLY GOOD. OH,
YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.

SO DO YOU.

I MISSED YOU.

OH, I'M GLAD.

OTHERWISE THAT GREETING THERE
WOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE INAPPROPRIATE.

YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, I'VE
BEEN THINKING ABOUT US LATELY.

YOU HAVE? HAVEN'T YOU?

NO. NO?

NO, I HAVEN'T GIVEN
IT ANY THOUGHT AT ALL.

I'M FLATTERED.

NO, NO, I... I... I NEEDED NOT
TO GIVE IT ANY THOUGHT AT ALL

OTHERWISE I WOULD GIVE IT TOO MUCH
THOUGHT AND THAT WOULD BE HARD.

AND SO I JUST...
I... I DIDN'T DEAL.

LIKE MOTHER, LIKE
DAUGHTER, I GUESS.

OH, I UNDERSTAND.

SO WITH ALL THE THOUGHT
YOU'VE BEEN GIVING IT,

HAVE YOU COME UP WITH
ANY GREAT SOLUTIONS?

NO. YOU'RE STILL RORY'S
MOTHER, AND I'M STILL HER TEACHER.

AND WE'RE STILL
US. I GOT NOTHING.

OH. YEAH.

SO NOTHING'S CHANGED?

NOTHING'S CHANGED.

SO, I GUESS MY COMING HERE
WAS PROBABLY A BAD IDEA.

PROBABLY.

SCREW THIS!

♪ AND WHEN I TRY TO MAKE ♪

♪ MY FEELINGS KNOWN TO YOU ♪

♪ YOU SOUND LIKE YOU HAVE
CHANGED FROM RED TO BLUE ♪

HEY, AM I SICK YET? NOT YET.

IT ACTUALLY MIGHT
JUST BE ALLERGIES.

KEEP ME POSTED.

♪ YOU'RE A FATHER NOW ♪

MY WATCH STOPPED.
WHAT TIME IS IT?

IT'S 10:35.

YES! BYE.

♪ FOR EVERY PARENT
WILL GAIN PERSPECTIVE ♪

♪ ON THEIR WILDER DAYS ♪

♪ BUT THAT ALONE
DOES NOT EXPLAIN ♪

♪ THE CHANGES I SEE IN YOU ♪

TRISTIN, STOP IT.

YOU'RE MAKING ME CHASE
YOU AROUND THE WHOLE PARTY.

JUST TRYING TO HAVE FUN.

OK, YOU WON'T TALK
TO ME OR DANCE.

WHY THE HELL DID YOU
EVEN COME WITH ME?

STOP YELLING.

SUMMER, PLEASE, CAN WE JUST GO?

NO. PLEASE.

NO. I'M SICK OF
FIGHTING WITH YOU.

I'M SICK OF HEARING 20 TIMES
A DAY, "YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND."

OK, COULD WE POSSIBLY DO THIS

WHERE A ROOMFUL OF
PEOPLE AREN'T STARING AT US?

I THINK WE SHOULD BREAK UP.

OK, I REALLY WANT TO GO
OUTSIDE AND TALK ABOUT THIS.

THEN GO. BYE.

SUMMER, COME ON!

I HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM.

WHAT?

HENRY, THE GUY I HAVE
BEEN DANCING WITH.

OK, SO, HE'S REALLY
GOOD IN SCHOOL.

HE'S GONNA BE A DOCTOR.

PEDIATRICIAN, TO BE EXACT.

HIS PARENTS ARE EXTREMELY
INVOLVED IN THEIR LOCAL CHURCH.

HE HIMSELF HELPS OUT
WITH SUNDAY SCHOOL.

HE SPEAKS KOREAN FLUENTLY,
HE RESPECTS HIS PARENTS.

AND HE'S ALSO REALLY CUTE, VERY
FUNNY, AND SURPRISINGLY INTERESTING.

LANE, I'M SORRY, BUT I'M TOTALLY
FAILING TO SEE THE PROBLEM HERE.

I'M FALLING FOR A GUY MY
PARENTS WOULD APPROVE OF!

THEY... THEY'D LOVE
HIM! THEY'D GO CRAZY!

THERE'D BE DANCING
IN THE KIM HOUSE!

DANCING! REALLY?

FOLLOWED BY A LOT OF PRAYING.

BUT INITIALLY,
THERE'D BE DANCING.

THIS IS HORRIBLE.
IT CAN'T HAPPEN.

I HAVE TO STOP
IT. WE NEED TO GO.

BUT, UH...

NO, NOW. YOU NEED TO GRAB
YOUR STUFF, WE GOT TO GO.

OK. YEAH. WHATEVER YOU SAY.

HEY!

HENRY, HI!

SORRY, I'VE BEEN
MONOPOLIZING LANE ALL NIGHT.

OH, NO, THAT'S OK. I'VE
HAD HER FOR 15 YEARS.

I'M ACTUALLY A
LITTLE SICK OF HER.

THANK YOU. YEAH,
YOU ARE WELCOME.

UM, WE SHOULD GO.

OH, YOU'RE GOING?

OH, WELL... YEAH, I
HAVE TO GET HOME.

I HAVE A VERY STRICT MOTHER.

OH, WOW. SORRY ABOUT THAT. YOU COULDN'T
EVEN STAY FOR ONE MORE DANCE, HUH?

I DON'T THINK... YES.

EXCUSE ME? ONE
DANCE WOULD BE FINE.

GREAT. BUT...

I'LL BE BACK!

WELL, I CERTAINLY DID NOT
COME OVER HERE FOR THAT.

I KNOW.

YOU ARE A WONDERFUL MAN.

I KNOW.

SO?

WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S LATE. I HAVE TO
GET SOOKIE'S CAR BACK.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A SECOND.

SO THIS IS IT?

YOU LEAVE, AND WE FORGET
THIS EVER HAPPENED?

NO.

THEN WHAT?

I LEAVE, AND WE GO
ON WITH OUR LIVES

AND THEN AT SOME
POINT WE BUY SOME SOUP.

LORELAI. WHAT?
SOUP IS GOOD FOOD.

STOP.

I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE HERE

AND FORGET THIS EVER HAPPENED.

I WANT TO THINK OF A SOLUTION

THAT WILL MAKE
EVERYTHING BETTER.

AND I'VE BEEN RACKING
MY BRAIN FOR AN IDEA.

HENCE THE BABBLING ABOUT
SOUP BEING GOOD FOOD.

BUT I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.

I THINK WE SHOULD TALK.

WHAT?

ON THE PHONE.

YOU AND ME, ABOUT
US, ON A REGULAR BASIS.

BUT...

WE'RE NOT GONNA SOLVE THIS

STAYING AWAY FROM EACH OTHER.

NO, WE'RE NOT.

AND OBVIOUSLY, WE ARE
NOT GONNA SOLVE THIS

BY NOT STAYING AWAY
FROM EACH OTHER.

BUT WE'LL BURN MORE CALORIES.

I WANT TO SOLVE THIS.

SO DO I.

SO WE'LL TALK?

WE'LL TALK.

HEY, I THOUGHT WE WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE TALKING.

THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME FOR TALK.

♪

OH, SORRY.

NO PROBLEM.

I'M SORRY.

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT YOU AND SUMMER.

I DON'T WANT TO
TALK ABOUT SUMMER.

OK.

SO, HOW DID YOU DO
ON THAT BIOLOGY TEST?

WHAT?

THE TEST. IT WAS
HARD, WASN'T IT?

YEAH, IT WAS HARD.

I GOT A B-PLUS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TALKING ABOUT THE TEST.

WHY?

'CAUSE YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T
WANT TO TALK ABOUT SUMMER.

I DON'T.

OK, SO I MOVED TO BIOLOGY.

SORRY, DID YOU WANT
TO TALK ABOUT SPANISH?

YOU JUST LOVED IT, DIDN'T YOU?

LOVED WHAT?

SEEING ME NAILED LIKE THAT.

IT MUST HAVE BEEN
A GREAT MOMENT.

NOT REALLY.

PLEASE.

YOU LOVED IT, SHE LOVED
IT, EVERYBODY LOVED IT.

I DID NOT LOVE IT.

I REALLY LIKED HER, TOO.

YEAH, I KNOW.

SO WHERE'S YOUR
BOYFRIEND TONIGHT?

HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND ANYMORE.

WHY NOT?

HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE.

IDIOT.

SO IS SUMMER.

YOU THINK YOU'LL
GET BACK TOGETHER?

HE WAS PRETTY
SET IN HIS DECISION.

WHEN DID IT HAPPEN?

YESTERDAY.

WOW.

IT WAS OUR 3-MONTH ANNIVERSARY.

THAT SUCKS.

YEAH, IT DOES SUCK.

DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS WILL?

NO. NO.

NO... NO... NO... NO.

SO, NO?

NO.

HEY.

I'M SORRY I GAVE YOU SUCH
A HARD TIME FOR A WHILE.

OH, THAT'S OK.

IT IS?

WELL, NO, BUT YOU'RE SAD.

YEAH, WELL,

I AM SORRY.

I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.

OH, MAN, IT'S A
GREAT PARTY, HUH?

YEAH, NOT BAD.

IT GAVE ME A CHANCE TO
CATCH UP ON MY READING.

YOU ARE VERY ODD, YOU KNOW THAT?

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

I'M SORRY. WHAT DID I DO?

DID I BITE YOUR
LIP OR SOMETHING?

NO, IT'S NOT YOU. I
JUST... I HAVE TO GO.

WE HAVE TO GO.

RORY, ARE YOU OK?

I HAVE TO GO.

WAIT, CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER?

UH, LAST NAME'S KIM.

WE'RE THE ONLY
ONES IN STARS HOLLOW.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST GAVE MY
NUMBER TO A POTENTIAL KOREAN DOCTOR.

I'M READY TO WALLOW NOW.

HEY, JOE, IT'S LORELAI.

I NEED A PIZZA WITH
EVERYTHING, OK?

THANKS.