Gilmore Girls (2000–2007): Season 1, Episode 13 - Concert Interruptus - full transcript
Lorelai gives Rory, Paris, Madeline and Louise tickets to a Bangles concert, but the evening doesn't go quite as planned.
PREVIOUSLY ON GILMORE GIRLS:
SHE'S NOT HERE YET. ALL RIGHT.
YOU'LL HAVE TO ENTERTAIN
ME UNTIL SHE ARRIVES.
OK, BURGER BOY, DANCE.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
WHAT?
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
TO SHUT YOU UP.
I THOUGHT YOU'D
LIKE TO GO WITH ME.
YOU DID NOT. I DID, TOO.
YOU DID NOT, BECAUSE
YOU ARE NOT STUPID.
WHY, THANK YOU.
SLIMY AND WEASELLY,
YES. BUT STUPID, NO.
HE WAS TOTALLY NICE TO
YOU AND YOU WERE A BIG JERK.
IF YOU LIKE TRISTIN,
YOU GO OUT WITH HIM.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
YOU WANTED SOMETHING FESTIVE.
YOU MADE ME A SANTA BURGER.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
NO ONE EVER MADE ME SOMETHING
QUITE THIS DISGUSTING BEFORE.
SO YOU'RE THE BIG,
STRONG PROTECTOR?
LITTLE PRINCESS
NEEDS A PROTECTOR.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
NOTHING.
I JUST DON'T LIKE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
DOESN'T LOOK THAT WAY.
WERE YOU ON A DATE?
YOU HAVE AN ESCORT.
NO, IT'S LUKE, MOM.
WHICH IS HER WAY OF
SAYING WE WEREN'T ON A DATE.
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
YOU DON'T WANT
TO FIGHT ME, TRISTIN!
WHY NOT?
'CAUSE I'LL KILL YOU, IDIOT!
WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU?
WE'RE FRIENDS, THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE IDIOTS, THE BOTH OF YOU.
HE HAS A THING FOR YOU.
NO, HE DOESN'T.
IT'S JUST A GAME TO
HIM OR SOMETHING.
HE HAS A THING FOR YOU.
HE DOES NOTHING BUT INSULT ME
AND MAKE ME MISERABLE.
HE HAS A THING FOR YOU.
AB-ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
OH, COME ON.
I'M SORRY. I'M LOOKING.
BUT THERE IS NOTHING IN HERE.
UH, YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
NO, EVERYTHING IN HERE I WEAR.
WHAT?
I DO. THERE'S
NOTHING TO GIVE UP.
THE RED-AND-BLACK HALTER TOP.
OH.
NO. WHY?
UH, IT'S A CLASSIC.
IT'S GOT RHINESTONES
AND ZEBRA STRIPES ON IT.
SO? TASSELS.
YES. IT HAS TASSELS, MOM.
OK. I'VE HAD THIS
SINCE I WAS 17.
OK, I'M SORRY. DID I
MENTION THE TASSELS?
YOU'RE HEARTLESS
AND UNSENTIMENTAL.
YOU ARE A HOPELESS PACK RAT.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY I HAVE TO UPROOT
MY HAPPY FAMILY OF
CLOTHING, ANYWAY.
BECAUSE IT'S A
CHARITY RUMMAGE SALE.
I KNOW. THAT YOU
HELPED ORGANIZE.
OK. AND VOLUNTEERED TO RUN.
IT WAS VERY HOT IN
THAT ROOM THAT DAY.
I WAS DEHYDRATED.
THEY COULD HAVE
TALKED ME INTO ANYTHING.
IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
OK, I'M A VERY SICK WOMAN,
AND THAT SHOULD BE
APPARENT TO ANYONE.
OK.
GET OUT OF THE WAY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
STEP AWAY FROM
THE CLOSET, PLEASE.
AW, THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
OH, NO, NO, NO. NOT
THAT WHOLE CHUNK.
JUST PICK... OK, TAKE
THAT. THAT'S UGLY.
JUST THAT ONE. NO... UH...
OK, NOW, ALL OF THIS GOES.
I WANT YOU TO COME
UP TO THIS DRESSER,
OPEN THE TOP DRAWER,
AND TAKE OUT EVERYTHING
THAT YOU'D BE EMBARRASSED TO
BE WEARING DURING A CAR ACCIDENT.
MEET ME DOWNSTAIRS.
MOVE!
♪ IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD ♪
♪ FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD ♪
♪ ALL YOU HAVE TO
DO IS CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ AND I'LL BE THERE
ON THE NEXT TRAIN ♪
♪ WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW ♪
♪ ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO ♪
♪ IF YOU NEED IF YOU NEED ♪
♪ YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU ♪
♪ I WILL FOLLOW ♪
♪ OH ♪
♪ WHERE YOU LEAD ♪
♪ I WILL FOLLOW ♪
♪ ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO ♪
♪ IF YOU NEED IF YOU NEED ♪
♪ YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU ♪
♪ I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD ♪
SWEATER.
OVER HERE.
JEANS.
IN BACK OF YOU.
A BIG, FURRY, PURPLE THING
THAT COULD EITHER BE A HAT,
A TOILET PAPER COVER,
OR SOME KIND OF
DIRTY HAND PUPPET.
MYSTERY BOX ON THE LEFT.
HEY. HEY, LUKE.
WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
CLOTHES, RAGS, SOME
OLD POTS AND PANS.
KITCHENWARE CAN
GO IN THE KITCHEN,
AND THE CLOTHES CAN
GO RIGHT OVER THERE.
OK.
HERE, GRINCH.
THANK YOU.
WHO WANTS CHEESE?
ARE THERE CRACKERS?
SOMEWHERE IN THE STATE
OF CONNECTICUT, YES.
AND IN THE GILMORE HOUSE?
WHO WANTS CHEESE?
ME, PLEASE.
UH, KITTENS-IN-THE-TOILET
POSTER?
ANOTHER ONE?
THIS ONE'S SIGNED.
THERE'S A MAN IN MY KITCHEN!
SOMEBODY CALL THE CONSTABLE.
YOUR MOM'S A FRUITCAKE.
FRUITCAKES BY THE DOOR, PLEASE.
GOODBYE, RORY. I WISH YOU LUCK.
WITH EVERYTHING.
I APPRECIATE THAT.
OK, SO RUMMAGE SALE'S SUNDAY.
TODAY'S TUESDAY. AT THIS RATE,
WE'RE GOING TO BE SLEEPING
IN THE YARD BY THURSDAY.
WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS
STUFF OUT OF THE LIVING ROOM.
HELLO. GO AWAY.
I HAVE A FULL SET OF DISHES.
COME ON IN, TAYLOR.
OH, UH, DISHES IN
THE KITCHEN, PLEASE.
OK, BUT I HAVE TO
EXPLAIN SOMETHING FIRST.
FINE, GO AHEAD.
THE BUTTER DISH
HAS A SMALL CHIP IN IT.
SAFETY TIP. GOT IT.
IT'S FINE. I FILED
DOWN THE CHIP.
IF YOU PLACE IT
STRATEGICALLY ON THE TABLE,
NOBODY'LL EVER KNOW.
TAYLOR, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO WRITE OUT SOME SORT OF
INSTRUCTION MANUAL
TO GO WITH THE DISHES?
OH! COULD I?
NOTEPAD'S IN THE KITCHEN.
OH!
THAT'S NICE.
PUT THAT BACK.
BUT IT HAS RHINESTONES ON IT.
THE POINT OF THIS
IS TO GET CRAP OUT,
NOT TRADE IT IN FOR NEW CRAP.
OK, ARE YOU SEEING THIS?
YES, I AM.
I DON'T THINK YOU ARE, BECAUSE
IF YOU WERE SEEING THIS,
YOU WOULD SEE
THAT THIS OBVIOUSLY
HAS "LORELAI"
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
FINE. WE'LL GET RID OF
IT AT NEXT YEAR'S SALE.
THANK YOU.
OK, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LOVE ME.
WE ALREADY LOVE YOU.
NO, I MEAN YOU'RE
GONNA REALLY LOVE ME.
WE DO.
TRUST ME, YOU GUYS
ARE GONNA SO LOVE ME.
THE LOVE IS STARTING
TO FADE NOW, SOOKIE.
I HAVE HERE IN MY HAND,
AS REQUESTED BY
MS. LORELAI GILMORE,
4 FABULOUS TICKETS
TO THE BANGLES
AT THE PASTORELLA
THEATER ON SATURDAY.
WHAT? NO!
YOU LOVE ME?
OH, BABY, DO I.
THESE LOOK LIKE GOOD SEATS.
9TH ROW, AISLE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
GOT ME MY TICKETS.
HOW DID YOU SCORE THESE?
THE BIRNBAUM
WEDDING? FIJI FANTASY?
YES. THEY WERE SO THRILLED
WITH THE VOLCANO CAKE
THEY WANTED TO DO
SOMETHING NICE FOR ME.
SINCE MR. BIRNBAUM
RUNS A TICKET AGENCY,
AND I KNEW YOU WERE DYING TO GO
SO I ASKED HIM IF HE COULD...
MAKE 4 GIRLS VERY HAPPY.
YEAH, AND HE DID.
HUZZAH FOR THE BIRNBAUMS!
SOOKIE, IF... IF
YOU GOT 4 TICKETS,
AND YOU AND MOM GO,
THEN THAT MEANS...
ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR LANE.
OH, CHICKADEE!
THIS IS GONNA BE A
VERY SPECIAL NIGHT.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT A VERY,
VERY SPECIAL NIGHT DESERVES?
WHAT?
WELL, A NEW OUTFIT.
MOM.
YES. NO.
WHAT COULD THE PROBLEM BE?
AS I MENTIONED YESTERDAY,
WE WILL BE HOLDING
A DEBATE NEXT WEEK.
DID CHARLES THE FIRST
RECEIVE A FAIR TRIAL?
THE "PROS" WILL
REPRESENT THE PARLIAMENT
WHO DEEMED THEY HAD SOVEREIGNTY.
THE "CONS" WILL
REPRESENT THE MONARCH
AND TRY AND PROVE THAT THE
CHARGE AGAINST HIM WAS NOT LEGAL.
WHAT IS FASCINATING, MR. DUGRAY?
UH, NOTHING, MS. CALDECOTT.
NOTHING, MR. DUGRAY?
MY NOTES... MY NOTES
ARE FASCINATING, MS. CALDECOTT.
YES, THEY ARE
FASCINATING, MR. DUGRAY.
AS I WAS SAYING, THE
PRO AND CON TEAMS
WILL EACH HAVE 2
MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS
FOR INTRODUCTIONS,
6 MINUTES TO DEBATE,
3 MINUTES FOR CONCLUSIONS,
AND 5 MINUTES FOR QUESTIONS
FROM THE AUDIENCE.
THE WINNER SHALL BE DECIDED
BY A HAND COUNT FROM
THE REST OF THE CLASS.
DOES THAT SOUND
LIKE FUN, MR. DUGRAY?
WHAT?
THE DEBATE. DOES
IT SOUND LIKE FUN?
YES, IT DOES.
IT DOES, DOESN'T IT, MR. DUGRAY?
OH! IT ABSOLUTELY
DOES, MS. CALDECOTT.
MORE FUN THAN STARING
AT MS. GILMORE'S EAR?
YES, MS. CALDECOTT.
YEAH, I THINK SO, TOO.
OK. ANY QUESTIONS?
GOOD. I'LL ASSIGN YOUR TEAMS.
UH, YOU, YOU, YOU,
AND YOU, "CON."
YOU, YOU, YOU, AND YOU, "PRO."
WHO DID SHE POINT TO?
WELL, I THINK SHE...
YOU, YOU, YOU...
EXCUSE ME, MS. CALDECOTT.
MS. GELLER?
I WASN'T SURE WHO YOU
POINTED TO JUST NOW.
OH, UH, LET'S SEE. YOU,
MS. LYNN, MS. GRANT,
AND MS. GILMORE.
ARE YOU SURE?
YES, I AM, BUT THANK
YOU FOR ASKING.
OK, UH, YOU,
YOU, YOU, AND YOU, "PRO."
YOU AND YOU, "CON."
SO I GUESS WE
SHOULD MAKE A PLAN.
TO DO WHAT?
TO WORK OUT OUR
DEBATE, MADELINE.
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
WE NEED A PLACE TO WORK.
MY HOUSE IS OUT. WHY?
BECAUSE IT IS.
WE NEED A REASON.
MY MOTHER IS HAVING
THE ENTIRE PLACE REDONE.
SHE WANTS ALL EVIDENCE
OF MY FATHER OUT OF THERE.
SO UNLESS YOU WANT
TO SIT ON NO FURNITURE
AND WATCH 3 HARVEY
FIERSTEIN IMPERSONATORS
RIP UP THE CARPET
AND PAINT EVERYTHING
AN ABSURD SHADE OF
WHITE CALLED "ANGEL'S KISS",
THEN WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
FIND SOMEBODY ELSE'S HOUSE.
MY BROTHER HAS THE MEASLES.
MY MOM'S HAVING AN AFFAIR.
WELL, I GUESS WE
COULD GO TO MY HOUSE.
I MEAN, WE'RE HAVING A TOWN
RUMMAGE SALE, SO IT'S KIND OF A MESS.
BUT IT'S THERE.
ISN'T YOUR HOUSE KIND OF FAR?
IT'S 30 MINUTES AWAY BY BUS.
BUS?
I DON'T DO BUS.
WELL, IF YOU HAVE A
BETTER SUGGESTION...
I'LL DRIVE.
OK. SO THEN, TOMORROW.
TOMORROW.
FINE.
HEY, PARIS.
TRISTIN, HI.
YOU KNOW, I WAS REALLY HOPING
WE'D BE IN THE SAME GROUP.
YOU WERE? OH, YEAH.
I MEAN, WE'D MAKE THE LONG HOURS
OF STUDYING GO BY A LOT FASTER.
PLUS, COME ON, YOU AND
ME ON THE SAME TEAM.
WE'D WIPE THE FLOOR
WITH THE OTHERS.
I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO PAIR
UP ON SOMETHING ELSE THEN, HUH?
THAT WOULD BE GOOD.
YEAH, IT WOULD.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
BYE, MADELINE. BYE, LOUISE.
TRISTIN SUDDENLY HAS VERY
BIG EYES FOR YOU, GRANDMA.
LUCKY.
STOP IT. HE'S JUST BEING NICE.
HE SHOULD BE SO NICE TO ME.
AND ME.
WE NEED TO GET TO CLASS.
TOMORROW. WOW.
YEP.
ALL 3 OF THEM, HUH?
"DOUBLE, DOUBLE,
TOIL AND TROUBLE."
WELL, IT SHOULD MAKE FOR
AN INTERESTING AFTERNOON.
"WITH THE PRICKING OF MY THUMBS,
SOMETHING WICKED
THIS WAY COMES."
YOU'RE DOING WELL IN
SHAKESPEARE CLASS?
NOT BAD. GOOD.
THANKS.
SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?
WE'LL GO IN ASK IF I CAN GO TO A PLAY
TOMORROW NIGHT WITH YOU AND LORELAI.
A PLAY?
THAT'S THE SAFEST WORD.
"SHOW" OR "CONCERT"
WOULD BE VERY BAD.
WHAT ABOUT SAYING IT'S A MOVIE?
TOO FAR FROM THE
TRUTH, ALMOST A LIE.
BUT A PLAY'S NOT A LIE?
IT'S FAR ENOUGH FROM THE
TRUTH THAT IT MIGHT WORK,
BUT CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE TRUTH
THAT I THINK I COULD NEGOTIATE
A PURGATORY STINT, IF FORCED TO.
PLAY IT IS.
OK. WE'RE GOING IN.
ARE YOU SURE IT'S AN
ORIGINAL QUEEN ANNE?
YES, ORIGINAL.
THE JOINTS LOOK WRONG.
JOINTS ARE FINE. THEY LOOK NEW.
NOTHING'S NEW.
WHOLE STORE IS OLD.
DO YOU HAVE A CERTIFICATE OR
A LETTER SAYING THAT IT'S OLD?
YES, I'LL WRITE A LETTER.
OK.
I GUESS IF IT'S REALLY OLD,
I'LL TAKE IT.
WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS.
SHE JUST MADE A SALE.
NOW'S A GOOD TIME.
HI, MAMA.
WHAT'S WRONG? NOTHING.
YOU LOOK FLUSHED. I DO?
YOU ATE CANDY, DOUGHNUT, OR
HOSTESS FRUIT PIE? NO, NO, NO.
NO, NOTHING. I'M FINE.
HELLO, MRS. KIM. RORY.
UH, CAN I TALK TO
YOU FOR A MINUTE?
I'M BUSY. I KNOW.
I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
GO SOMEWHERE TOMORROW
WITH RORY AND HER MOM.
TOMORROW'S CHURCH. THIS
WOULD BE AFTER CHURCH.
AFTER THAT WE THINK ABOUT
WHAT WE HEARD IN CHURCH.
I'LL THINK ABOUT WHAT
I HEARD IN CHURCH
ON THE WAY TO THE SHOW.
SHOW? PLAY.
NOT SHOW, PLAY.
IT'S A PLAY, MAMA.
TELL ME ABOUT THIS
PLAY. WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
OK, WELL, IT'S ABOUT
A GROUP OF PEOPLE
WHO OWN INSTRUMENTS
AND STAND IN FRONT OF
OTHER PEOPLE, HOLDING THEM.
WHAT?
I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
WE COULD FIND OUT.
YOU FIND OUT, THEN WE TALK.
OH, UH, EXCUSE ME.
I'D REALLY LIKE THAT
LETTER, IF YOU DON'T MIND.
YES, I'M COMING.
HOW'S THAT PURGATORY
NEGOTIATION LOOKING?
NOT GOOD.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
I'LL ASK AGAIN LATER.
CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
THANKS. I WILL.
IF YOU WANT COFFEE,
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT.
SOMEONE PUT A SIGN FOR THE
RUMMAGE SALE ON YOUR WINDOW.
YOU CAN HAVE DECAF
NOW IF YOU'RE IN A HURRY.
YOU SHOULD CALL
THE COPS ABOUT THIS.
WE KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT
PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF TOWN AFFECTION.
YOUR MOM ASKED ME
TO PUT IT THERE, OK?
AND YOU SAID YES?
SHE'S NOT REAL GOOD WITH NO.
NO, SHE'S NOT.
FOR EVERY SECOND
YOU LAUGH AT ME,
THAT'S ONE SECOND LONGER
YOU'RE WAITING FOR COFFEE.
SORRY. NO LAUGHING.
MARGARET ATWORTHY
JUST DROPPED OFF 3 BOXES
OF CITY COUNCIL POTHOLDERS
AND BEGGED ME TO
TAKE HER GRANDSON.
PEOPLE ARE GETTING CRAZY, MAN.
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
WE'VE ALREADY ARGUED
ABOUT THE SWEATSHIRT.
YES, BUT WE HAVE NOT
ARGUED ABOUT THE HAT.
WHAT HAT?
ON YOUR HEAD, ANNIE OAKLEY.
GREAT, ISN'T IT?
AS NICE AS IT IS THAT YOU'RE SINGLE-HANDEDLY
TRYING TO REBUILD THE BRIDGE,
YOU'VE TO STOP BUYING
OTHER PEOPLE'S JUNK.
MONEY GOES TO CHARITY.
I LOOK CUTE. CASE CLOSED.
AH, FINALLY, THE
COFFEE CAVALRY ARRIVES.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE WEARING?
A HAT. TAKE THAT OFF.
WHAT?
THAT IS NOT YOURS. TAKE IT OFF.
BUT I'LL HAVE HAT HAIR.
TALKING ABOUT THE SWEATSHIRT.
CALM DOWN.
THAT IS NOT YOURS.
NO, I FOUND IT IN THE BAGS
OF STUFF FOR THE SALE.
SO YOU JUST FIND SOMETHING
AND TAKE IT? IS THAT IT?
I PAID FOR IT.
SO THAT MAKES IT ALL RIGHT?
IT MAKES IT LEGAL. WHAT
IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
NOTHING'S THE MATTER.
LUKE.
POUR YOUR OWN COFFEE.
OK. JUST A QUESTION.
DID ANYONE IN TOWN
KEEP ANYTHING?
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.
I'LL NEVER BE
CIVIC-MINDED AGAIN.
HONEY, YOU'RE DOING
A GOOD THING... OW!
SOOKIE? YEAH, I'M OK.
WAVE AN ARM.
UH, HERE.
I GOT YOU.
HOLD ON. SOMETHING
DOWN HERE LIKES ME.
OH!
I'M GOOD. HOLD ON.
UP, PLEASE. YEAH.
JEEZ, THIS STUFF
IS LIKE TRIBBLES.
OH, THANK GOD, JUST IN TIME.
GRAB A BAG AND MOVE IT
TO THIS SIDE OF THE ROOM.
BE VERY CAREFUL. THIS
PILE TRIED TO EAT SOOKIE.
MAYBE I SHOULD SIC IT ON
PARIS WHEN SHE GETS HERE.
OH MY GOD, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE STUDYING HERE TODAY.
ANY MINUTE, ACTUALLY.
OH, THIS PLACE IS SUCH A PIT.
MOM, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
THEY'LL COME IN, MAKE A
FACE, SAY SOMETHING SNOTTY,
WE'LL STUDY, THEY'LL LEAVE.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO
THIS WHOLE DAY BEING OVER.
THEN I CAN CONCENTRATE
ON THE CONCERT.
YEAH.
LORELAI, SWEETHEART, WOULD
YOU COME OUTSIDE, PLEASE?
I WANT TO KNOW WHERE
YOU WANT ME TO PUT THESE.
COMING, PATTY.
OK, 2 VERY LARGE
PORCELAIN SQUIRRELS.
SET THEM FREE.
WILL DO.
OH, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT HERE?
WOW! HUH! THESE ARE GREAT.
THEY'LL REALLY COME IN
HANDY WHEN WE ORGANIZE
THAT GIANT MARCHING BAND
WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT.
I DANCED ON THESE
DRUMS AT THE COPACABANA
IN 1969.
WOW.
IT WAS A GREAT
ACT. I WORE BANANAS.
OH, PLEASE TELL ME YOU
HAVE A PICTURE OF THAT.
A LOT OF MEMORIES
HAPPENED ON THESE DRUMS.
BUT I GUESS IT'S
TIME TO MOVE ON.
YEAH, SURE.
NOW YOU'LL FINALLY HAVE
ROOM FOR THAT ENORMOUS TUBA
YOU'VE HAD YOUR EYES ON.
LEAVE... LEAVE...
LEAVE THESE HERE.
YEAH, YOU, TOO. BYE.
THAT WAS LANE.
OH! AND? WHAT'S THE VERDICT?
SHE DECIDED TO BE STUPID
AND TELL HER MOTHER THE TRUTH,
THAT SHE WANTED TO GO TO A ROCK
CONCERT WITH US TONIGHT IN NEW YORK.
STUPID. STUPID.
I'M SO SORRY.
I'M MAKING COFFEE.
WELL, THIS LOOKS
REALLY FAMILIAR.
OH, THAT'S MINE. I SAW IT FIRST
AND THEN I BOUGHT
IT, SO IT'S MINE NOW.
REALLY? WHO BROUGHT IT IN?
I THINK LUKE DID, AND JUDGING
BY HIS VERY HOSTILE REACTION,
HE OBVIOUSLY WASN'T
DONE WEARING IT YET.
OH, MY. I WONDER IF...
WHAT?
I BET THIS WAS RACHEL'S.
OH, MY GOD, RACHEL'S?
RACHEL? WHO'S RACHEL?
RACHEL WAS LUKE'S
VERY SERIOUS GIRLFRIEND.
IT DOES LOOK LIKE HER.
WHEN DID LUKE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
OH, THIS MUST HAVE BEEN,
WHAT, 5, 6 YEARS AGO?
DID SHE BREAK THAT MAN'S
HEART. IT WAS TERRIBLE.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?
HONEY, YOU HAD
AN 11-YEAR-OLD KID,
AND YOU WERE JUST
MOVING INTO THIS HOUSE.
PLUS RACHEL TRAVELED ALL THE
TIME. SHE WAS A PHOTOGRAPHER.
ARCHAEOLOGIST. REALLY?
OR FLIGHT ATTENDANT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER
EVEN HEARD ABOUT IT.
AT LEAST, I THINK SO.
WELL, LUKE NEVER TALKS ABOUT IT.
NO ONE ELSE LIKES
TO TALK ABOUT IT
'CAUSE HE COULD
PROBABLY KILL YOU
WITH THAT COFFEEPOT
IF HE WANTED TO.
WOW.
I NEVER PICTURED LUKE
HAVING A GIRLFRIEND
OR A BROKEN HEART.
WELL, I WOULD KEEP
THIS HIDDEN IF I WERE YOU.
WELL, I'VE GOT TO BE GOING.
TRAMPOLINE CLASS AT 2:00.
BYE, PATTY. BYE-BYE.
BYE. THANKS FOR THE DRUMS.
OK. THESE ALL NEED TO BE MENDED.
MY ROOM. MMM-HMM. OK.
HUH!
RORY, I THINK YOUR
FRIENDS ARE HERE.
SHE MUST BE ONE
GREAT BABY-SITTER
TO EARN ENOUGH
MONEY FOR THAT CAR.
LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.
TAKE HEART, MY DEAR.
SUFFER TODAY, PARTY TONIGHT.
HI.
HI. HI.
COME ON IN.
SO DID YOU GUYS FIND IT OK?
THERE'S NO SIGN ON THIS STREET.
THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU TO TURN
RIGHT AT THE BIG ROOSTER STATUE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING.
NO, NO, WE NEVER
KID ABOUT MONTY.
MONTY?
MONTY, THE ROOSTER.
MONTY THE MAGNIFICENT.
EVERYBODY, THIS IS MY MOM.
LORELAI.
THIS IS LOUISE,
MADELINE, AND PARIS.
AH! VERY GOOD GIRL-GROUP NAMES.
OK. SO, UM...
SORRY ABOUT THE
HOUSE OF HORRORS HERE.
SOME CRAZY LADY VOLUNTEERED
TO LEAD THIS CHARITY THING.
WE'RE TRYING TO
GET HER SOME HELP.
SO MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE.
RORY, YELL WHEN
YOU GUYS WANT PIZZA.
OK. OK.
SO, DO YOU GUYS WANT TO
WORK IN HERE OR IN THE KITCHEN?
WHATEVER.
OK.
OK. SO HERE'S HOW IT SHOULD GO:
MADELINE WILL DO THE
INTRODUCTIONS, I'LL HANDLE THE DEBATE,
RORY WILL DO THE CONCLUSION,
AND LOUISE WILL TAKE QUESTIONS.
WHY DO YOU AUTOMATICALLY
GET TO HANDLE THE DEBATE?
BECAUSE I'M THE MOST
EXPERIENCED AT IT.
TRUST ME, YOU WANT HER TO HANDLE
THE DEBATE. SHE NEVER GIVES UP.
LE PIT BULL.
OK.
SO WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?
UH, IT'S FOR A BIG
TOWN RUMMAGE SALE.
LIKE A CHARITY THING? YEAH.
THERE'S AN OLD
BRIDGE FALLING APART,
AND THE TOWN'S
TRYING TO SAVE IT.
OH, COOL HAT.
PUT THAT DOWN. IT'S USED.
VINTAGE, DEAR.
FILTHY, DARLING.
THERE'S THIS GREAT STORE
NEAR MY THERAPIST'S OFFICE
WHO HAS THE BEST
VINTAGE CLOTHES.
I FOUND AN ORIGINAL PUCCI
TOP FOR PRACTICALLY NOTHING.
PUCCI IS VERY BIG RIGHT NOW.
IS THIS A PUCCI?
NO, THAT'S A PATTY.
A PATTY? MISS PATTY.
SHE'S A DANCE TEACHER HERE.
THESE ARE SOME OF
HER OLD COSTUMES.
HERE, PARIS. TRISTIN
MIGHT LIKE THIS.
CAN WE JUST WORK, PLEASE?
GOD! I WOULD LOVE
TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND
THAT LOOKED LIKE TRISTIN.
YOUR BOYFRIEND'S
NO SLOUCH EITHER.
NO, HE'S NOT.
YES, 6'2" AND FEISTY.
SO HOW'S IT GOING? ARE YOU
TWO STILL JOANIE LOVES CHACHI?
I HOPE NOT.
YOU ARE STILL TOGETHER?
WE'RE STILL TOGETHER.
HOW LONG?
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU DO, TOO.
ABOUT A MONTH.
OH, LIFERS.
HEY.
JEEZ.
WE HAVE A DEBATE
TO ORGANIZE HERE.
THIS CONVERSATION IS
VEERING TOWARDS THE SUBJECT
OF FRENCH KISSING AND GLITTER
EYE SHADOW: TRASHY OR TRENDY?
I HAVE NO INTENTION OF BEING
HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS
BECAUSE WE HAD TO STUDY
IN THE MIDDLE OF A CARNIVAL
AND YOU TWO COULDN'T
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE.
I WANT TO WIN AND
I AM GOING TO WIN.
SO, HOW GOOD OF A KISSER
IS PAUL BUNYAN ANYWAY?
OK. DOES ANYBODY IN
TOWN HAVE A PEG LEG?
UH, NO.
HEM THESE.
SO, TELL ME MORE
ABOUT THIS RACHEL.
WHY ARE YOU SO CURIOUS?
BECAUSE APPARENTLY
EVERYBODY IN TOWN
KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT IT
AND I DON'T LIKE TO
BE OUT OF THE LOOP.
IT'S OLD NEWS.
YES, BUT I'M FASCINATED.
I MEAN, I GO TO LUKE'S ONCE
A DAY. SOMETIMES TWICE.
3 TIMES IF MICHEL'S
TALKED TO A RELATIVE
AND HIS ACCENT'S GOTTEN THICKER.
I FEEL I SHOULD KNOW
THE WHOLE STORY.
WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE'D SHE GO?
WELL, RACHEL LIKED
TO MOVE AROUND A LOT.
SHE WAS A VERY
ADVENTUROUS PERSON.
SHE LOVED TO CLIMB THINGS,
AND FLING HERSELF OFF OF CLIFFS
AND DIVE INTO THESE
REALLY TINY LAKES
AND RIDE BIG WILD
HORSES, AND FLY PLANES.
SO SHE WAS WONDER WOMAN.
SHE WAS TO LUKE.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE
GONNA GET MARRIED.
WHAT HAPPENED?
THE RUMOR IS THAT STARS
HOLLOW WAS TOO SMALL FOR HER.
SHE WANTED TO LIVE
SOMEWHERE MORE EXCITING.
BUT LUKE DIDN'T.
UH-UH. YOU KNOW LUKE.
LIVED HERE ALL HIS LIFE.
HE WOULDN'T EVEN
GO AWAY TO COLLEGE.
I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO BURY HIM IN THAT DINER.
WOW.
IT'S SAD.
YEAH.
OK. WELL, I AM DONE HERE.
I'M GONNA STOP BY
THE INN FOR A WHILE.
THEN I'M GONNA GO HOME AND I'M
GONNA CHANGE FOR THE SHOW TONIGHT.
WE LEAVE AT 6:00.
I WILL BE HERE. BYE.
WE'LL NEED THE ACTUAL QUOTES,
SO LEARN THEM BY HEART.
WHAT ABOUT USING NOTECARDS?
NOTECARDS LOOK SLOPPY.
WE WILL KNOW OUR INFORMATION.
OTHER TEAMS WILL USE NOTECARDS.
AND THEY'LL LOSE.
BYE, GIRLS. RORY,
SEE YOU TONIGHT!
BYE, SOOKIE.
WHAT'S TONIGHT?
OH, WE'VE GOT TICKETS TO SEE THE
BANGLES AT THE PASTORELLA THEATER.
IN NEW YORK? YEAH.
SOUNDS POTENTIALLY NOT BORING.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT, ACTUALLY.
THE SEATS ARE AMAZING.
WHO ARE YOU GOING
WITH? MY MOM AND SOOKIE.
YOU'RE KIDDING. WHAT?
YOU'RE GOING TO A CONCERT
WITH YOUR MOM? YEAH.
I CANNOT IMAGINE DOING
ANYTHING LIKE THAT WITH MY MOM.
ACTUALLY, WE DO STUFF
LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.
REALLY? YEAH.
WOW. HEY, HOW OLD
IS YOUR MOM, ANYWAY?
32.
YOUNG.
SO THAT MEANS SHE
HAD YOU WHEN SHE WAS...
16. SHE HAD HER WHEN SHE WAS 16.
WE'VE DONE THE MATH.
CAN WE "OOH" AND "AH" ABOUT THIS
QUICKLY AND GET BACK TO WORK?
16.
I'M 16. SO AM I.
WE'RE ALL 16, OK.
EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM IS 16.
PARIS IS RIGHT. WE SHOULD WORK.
THANK YOU.
I CAN'T IMAGINE
HAVING A BABY AT 16.
WELL, THEN KEEP YOUR KNEES SHUT.
VERY NICE.
DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM IS SORRY
SHE GOT PREGNANT SO YOUNG?
OF COURSE SHE IS.
WHY, THANK YOU.
I DIDN'T MEAN
THAT. I JUST MEANT...
I DON'T THINK THAT
SHE'D RECOMMEND IT,
BUT I THINK SHE'S HAPPY
WITH HOW THINGS TURNED OUT.
I AM?
YES, YOU ARE. OK. JUST CHECKING.
HEY, I'M STARVING.
IS IT PIZZA TIME YET?
ARE YOU GUYS HUNGRY? I AM.
I CAN'T EAT DAIRY. OK.
ONE WITH CHEESE,
ONE WITHOUT. COKES?
YES, PLEASE. ME, TOO.
WE'RE NEVER GOING TO FINISH.
I FIND YOUR MOTHER
COMPLETELY FASCINATING.
FUNNY. SO DOES SHE.
IT'S ALMOST MORE LIKE
HAVING A BIG SISTER.
AND YOU LIKE HER, DON'T
YOU? SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
TRULY, COMPLETELY FASCINATING.
RORY, COME IN HERE A SEC.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE?
TRULY, COMPLETELY FASCINATING.
REALLY?
WELL, WE'VE BASICALLY
GOTTEN NO WORK DONE AT ALL.
PARIS IS HAVING A MELTDOWN,
WHICH IS ALWAYS FUN.
SOUNDS IT.
AND, I DON'T KNOW,
WE'VE JUST BEEN TALKING.
WELL, I THINK YOU'RE ACTUALLY
MAKING SOME FRIENDS HERE.
LET'S NOT GET
AHEAD OF OURSELVES.
THEY'VE BASICALLY
JUST MOVED OFF THE PLAN
TO DUMP THE PIG'S
BLOOD ON ME AT PROM.
TALKING, CHATTING,
NO WORK BEING DONE.
THERE'S FRIEND
POTENTIAL GOING ON.
MAYBE. WITH LOUISE
AND MADELINE, AT LEAST.
2 OUT OF 3 FORMERLY
PSYCHOTIC ENEMIES. NOT BAD.
THERE. POP-TART APPETIZERS TO
TIDE YOU OVER UNTIL THE PIZZA COMES.
THANKS.
HEY, I HAVE KIND
OF A CRAZY IDEA.
THOSE ARE NEVER COMFORTING
WORDS, COMING FROM YOU.
CONSIDER THIS, OK? OK.
NOW, WE HAVE 4 TICKETS
TO THE SHOW TONIGHT.
YES, WE DO.
WHAT IF I GIVE THEM
TO YOU? YOU TAKE THEM.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU
GUYS HAVE A BONDING THING
GOING ON IN THERE.
IT MIGHT BE FUN.
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?
NO, NO. YOU AND I
HAVE BONDED ALREADY.
IN FACT, IF WE BOND ANY FURTHER, WE
WILL BE PERMANENTLY FUSED TOGETHER.
YOU'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS
CONCERT SINCE YOU HEARD ABOUT IT.
I CAN STILL GO. HOW?
SOOKIE AND I CAN BUY CHEAP
SEATS WHEN WE GET THERE.
THESE TICKETS ARE 9TH
ROW, AISLE. DREAM SEATS.
LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
BUT I JUST THINK YOU HAVE 3
YEARS OF CHILTON AHEAD OF YOU
AND IT MIGHT BE NICE TO HAVE SOME
FRIENDLY PEOPLE TO TALK TO THERE.
I DON'T KNOW. YOU GUYS SEEM TO
BE GETTING ALONG. IT MIGHT BE GOOD.
AND I TOTALLY DON'T MIND. I
JUST WANNA SEE THE SHOW.
I DON'T CARE FROM WHAT SEAT.
ARE YOU SURE?
COMPLETELY SURE.
BECAUSE I... OH, LADIES!
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING TONIGHT? WHY?
WELL, WE HAVE THESE
REALLY GREAT TICKETS
TO SEE THE BANGLES AT
THE PASTORELLA THEATER.
AND RORY THOUGHT YOU
MIGHT LIKE TO COME ALONG.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? NO WAY.
YEAH, I MEAN, IF
YOU GUYS WANT TO.
I WOULD LOVE TO GO.
COUNT ME IN.
PARIS, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
I CAN'T.
YES, YOU CAN.
NO, I CAN'T.
BECAUSE YOU'RE BUSY DOING WHAT?
I HAVE HOMEWORK.
SHE'LL BE THERE.
GOOD. GREAT.
♪
♪ ALL THE OLD PAINTINGS
ON THE TOMBS ♪
♪ THEY DO THE SAND
DANCE DON'T YOU KNOW ♪
♪ IF THEY MOVE TOO
QUICK OH WHEY OH ♪
♪ THEY'RE FALLING
DOWN LIKE A DOMINO ♪
♪ ALL THE BAZAAR
MEN BY THE NILE ♪
HE MADE IT.
OH, HE'S HANDY. HOW GREAT.
AND YOU WEAR IT
ALL THE TIME, RIGHT?
JUST WHEN SHE'S BREATHING.
IT'S A LOVE THING.
THANKS FOR THE CONTRIBUTION.
OK, HERE.
NO.
WITH THESE TICKETS, YOU'RE
ABOUT TO ENTER SACRED SPACE.
YOU WILL BE TREADING
ON HALLOWED GROUND.
YOU WILL BE WALKING
LIKE AN EGYPTIAN.
MOM. TAKE THEM.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME.
THE BANGLES ARE THE BEST!
THEY WERE MY FAVORITE
GROUP IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I ALMOST NAMED YOU SUSANNA.
THE DAY I FOUND OUT YOU
HAD NO MUSICAL TALENT AT ALL
WAS THE SADDEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
SORRY.
WELL, YOU SAY THAT NOW. HERE.
OK. THESE ARE
PROBABLY LOCATED...
HI. HI.
UM, CAN YOU TELL ME
WHERE THESE SEATS ARE?
UH, THOSE ARE RIGHT IN HERE.
OH, GOOD. GIRLS.
OK, HERE'S THE DEAL. TAKE
YOUR TICKETS, GO TO YOUR SEATS.
HAVE THE NIGHT OF A
LIFETIME. BANGLE IT UP.
THE SECOND THE CONCERT IS OVER,
MEET US OUTSIDE IN FRONT
OF THE THEATER. GOT IT?
YES. GOOD. NOW GO!
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
OK. LET'S GO MAKE
OUR NOSES BLEED.
AFTER YOU.
WHICH AISLE IS IT?
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
I HAVE NEVER SAT THIS
CLOSE TO A STAGE BEFORE.
IN FACT, I'VE NEVER REALLY
BEEN TO A CONCERT BEFORE.
SO I COULD BE SITTING IN THE
BACK AND SAY THE SAME THING.
IN HERE.
GOOD.
WOW. THESE ARE AMAZING SEATS.
YES, THEY ARE.
WHAT ARE THEY LOOKING AT?
ONE GUESS.
CHECK IT OUT, WE'VE GOT FANS.
WAS I RIGHT?
YOU WERE RIGHT.
AND BEFORE IT'S DARK, THEY'LL
HAVE EVERY PICNIC BASKET
THAT'S IN JELLYSTONE PARK.
DID YOU EVER SEE EVEREST?
NO.
IT'S A GOOD MOVIE.
WE MUST BE GETTING CLOSE.
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF ROWS.
AND 1,000.
OK. WE'RE HERE.
GREAT.
OK. THIS IS FINE.
YEP. NOT BAD AT ALL.
WHAT?
WHAT? WHAT IS SO FUNNY?
THESE ARE THE WORST
SEATS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
THEY ARE, AREN'T THEY?
OH, MY GOD! IT'S SO FUNNY.
DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
YOU KNOW, I DON'T.
I'M SORRY.
OH, THEY'RE STARTING!
DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER?
YOU MEAN A FLAMETHROWER. GET IT?
A FLAMETHROWER,
'CAUSE IT'S SO FAR.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE BANGLES!
♪
♪ THE HERO IS EXPOSED WHEN ♪
♪ HIS CRIMES ARE BROUGHT
TO THE LIGHT OF DAY ♪
♪ WON'T BE FEELING
SORRY, SORRY, SORRY ♪
♪ ON THE JUDGEMENT DAY ♪
♪ WASN'T IT ME WHO SAID ♪
♪ THERE'LL BE A PRICE TO PAY ♪
♪ AND I WON'T FEEL BAD AT ALL ♪
♪ WHEN THE HERO TAKES A FALL ♪
♪ WHEN THE HERO TAKES A FALL ♪
♪ HERO TAKES A FALL OH NO ♪
♪ YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU STORIES ♪
♪ YOU SUBSTITUTE WITH
GIRLS WHO TELL YOU MORE ♪
♪ SUDDENLY YOU
SIGHT A FANCY CHANCE ♪
♪ SINCE LOVE IS AT YOUR DOOR ♪
♪ WE'RE SEEING THROUGH YOU NOW ♪
♪ I SAW IT ALL BEFORE ♪
♪ AND I WON'T FEEL BAD AT ALL ♪
♪ WHEN THE HERO TAKES A FALL ♪
♪ WHEN THE HERO TAKES A FALL ♪
♪ HERO TAKES A FALL OH NO ♪
♪
♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES ♪
♪ GIVE ME YOUR HAND, DARLING ♪
♪ DO YOU FEEL MY HEART BEATING ♪
♪ DO YOU UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ DO YOU FEEL THE SAME ♪
♪ OR AM I ONLY DREAMING ♪
♪ IS THIS BURNING ♪
♪ AN ETERNAL FLAME ♪
♪ I BELIEVE ♪
HEY, WAS RACHEL PRETTY?
WHAT?
I'M JUST CURIOUS.
WAS SHE PRETTY?
SHE WAS PRETTY.
♪ SLEEPING ♪
BUT LIKE WHAT KIND OF PRETTY?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"WHAT KIND OF PRETTY"?
I MEAN, LIKE, WAS SHE A CATHERINE
ZETA-JONES KIND OF PRETTY
OR A MICHELLE
PFEIFFERY PRETTY, OR...
SHE WAS AN ELLE
MacPHERSON KIND OF PRETTY.
REALLY? YEP.
♪ IS THIS BURNING ♪
HUH! THAT'S AN
INTENSE KIND OF PRETTY.
YOU'RE NOT KIDDING.
I NEVER PICTURED LUKE WITH AN
ELLE MacPHERSON KIND OF PRETTY.
NO? PICTURED HIM MORE WITH A
LORELAI GILMORE KIND OF PRETTY?
OH.
THE AIR UP HERE MUST BE VERY
THIN, BECAUSE YOU'RE DELIRIOUS.
AND YOU'RE JEALOUS. WHAT?
YOU'RE JEALOUS OF RACHEL.
YOU'RE ACCUSING
ME OF BEING JEALOUS
OF A WOMAN WHO DUMPED A MAN I'M
NOT EVEN INTERESTED IN 5 YEARS AGO?
YES. AND YOU DON'T
THINK THAT'S CRAZY?
OH, I DO THINK THAT'S CRAZY.
RIGHT, I'M NOT JEALOUS.
YEAH, YOU ARE.
♪ SUN SHINES THROUGH THE RAIN ♪
♪ A WHOLE LIFE SO LONELY ♪
♪ AND THEN YOU COME
AND EASE THE PAIN ♪
♪ I DON'T WANT TO
LOSE THIS FEELING ♪
OH, MY GOD! HE IS SO GORGEOUS.
I GUESS.
LISTEN, THERE'S A MASSIVE PARTY
GOING ON RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
SO? SO THEY INVITED US.
WHO? JESS AND SEAN.
WE'VE BEEN TALKING TO THEM.
THEY'RE EXTREMELY COOL.
ARE WE GOING? GOING WHERE?
TO THE PARTY.
THERE'S A CONCERT GOING ON.
BUT THE BAND WON'T MISS US.
WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE, LOUISE.
IT'S AMERICA, RORY.
WE HAVE TO MEET MY
MOM AFTER THE SHOW.
OH, COME ON.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OH, COME ON"?
WE HAVE TO MEET MY
MOTHER AFTER THE CONCERT.
THE BAND MAY NOT MISS
US, BUT LORELAI SURE WILL.
THESE GUYS ARE SO CUTE.
THAT'S GREAT, BUT WE'RE
NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID?
OF GOING OUT INTO A STRANGE
CITY WITH 2 GUYS I DON'T KNOW? YEAH.
RORY, PLEASE? NO!
WELL, WE'RE GOING.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
PARIS? JOIN, PLEASE?
NO, THANKS.
FINE. COME ON, MADELINE.
AND JUST WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO TELL MY MOTHER?
THAT YOU'RE A VERY
GOOD LITTLE GIRL.
LOUISE...
THE PARTY'S IN A BUILDING
ON THE CORNER OF WAVERLY
AND FIRST. TRY TO GET AWAY.
MADELINE...
WE'LL BE BACK BY THE
TIME THE CONCERT'S OVER.
♪ GIVE ME YOUR HAND, DARLING ♪
YOU KNOW, I REALLY
LIKE THIS BAND.
♪ DO YOU UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ DO YOU FEEL THE SAME ♪
WELL?
I COULDN'T FIND MOM
OR SOOKIE ANYWHERE.
SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
I GUESS WE JUST WAIT
HERE FOR THEM TO FIND US.
OK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE LOUISE AND
MADELINE WOULD JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT.
THEY'VE DONE IT BEFORE.
NICE.
YEAH, WELL.
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
MAYBE.
WHAT COULD YOU
POSSIBLY SEE IN TRISTIN?
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
IS IT JUST THAT HE'S CUTE?
PARTLY.
'CAUSE THERE ARE A LOT
OF CUTE GUYS IN THE WORLD.
NOT LIKE TRISTIN.
HE'S JUST SUCH A JERK.
HE'S NOT ALWAYS A JERK.
NO? NO.
OK.
WHEN IS HE NOT A JERK?
I'VE KNOWN TRISTIN A
REALLY LONG TIME, OK?
WE'VE BEEN IN THE SAME
CLASS SINCE KINDERGARTEN.
REALLY? YES.
AND, WELL, HE HAS THINGS
IN HIS LIFE THAT ARE HARD.
HIS PARENTS, NOT SO GREAT.
WE HAVE THAT IN COMMON.
OK.
HE KISSED ME ONCE.
HE DID?
6TH GRADE. ON A DARE.
HOW ROMANTIC.
YOU JUST DON'T
KNOW HIM LIKE I DO.
OK, I BELIEVE YOU.
I JUST... I THINK MAYBE
YOU COULD DO BETTER.
I KNOW HE'S FLIRTING
WITH ME TO GET TO YOU,
BUT AT LEAST HE'S
FLIRTING WITH ME.
HEY.
THERE YOU ARE.
THINK FAST. T-SHIRTS
FOR ALL THE GIRLS
BECAUSE I'M THE
GOOD WITCH OF THE...
AREN'T YOU MISSING
A COUPLE OF KIDS?
THEY LEFT. EXCUSE ME?
MADELINE AND LOUISE
MET THESE GUYS...
WHAT GUYS?
I DON'T KNOW. THEY WERE SITTING
BEHIND US, AND THEY WERE HAVING A PARTY.
UNBELIEVABLE! WHAT'S GOING ON?
THEY LEFT. WHAT?
LET'S GO. COME ON. MOVE!
IF I LEAVE THE HOUSE WITH 4
GIRLS, I'M COMING HOME WITH 4 GIRLS.
HI. I'M LOOKING FOR A
COUPLE OF COLLEGE BOYS
WHO MIGHT LIVE HERE OR
HAVE FRIENDS WHO LIVE HERE.
I DON'T TALK TO ANYBODY.
PEOPLE ANNOY ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
THE BLONDE...
WHAT?
SHE FOUND HIM WITH
THE BLONDE AGAIN.
SHE'S GONNA KNOCK ON EVERY DOOR
IN THE ENTIRE BUILDING, ISN'T SHE?
YEP. WOW.
HELLO! IS ANYONE HOME?
HELLO!
LET'S GO FOLLOW YOUR MOTHER.
I WONDER, IF I WAS MISSING, IF MY MOM
WOULD COME LOOKING FOR ME LIKE THAT.
PARIS, YOU KNOW SHE WOULD.
YEAH, OR AT LEAST
SHE'D SEND SOMEBODY.
MUSIC.
LET'S GO.
♪
MOM, THAT'S ONE OF THE GUYS.
YEAH?
HI. COULD YOU MOVE, PLEASE?
WHAT?
THANKS.
HEY, DID YOU MISS ME? LORELAI.
MS. GILMORE. PUT THE
CUPS DOWN. LET'S MOVE.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
YEAH. SEE THOSE 2
IDIOTS OVER THERE?
THEY'RE 16, UNDERAGE.
AND I BET YOU'RE NOT.
I ALSO BET THOSE BIG FANCY PARTY
CUPS AREN'T HOLDING LEMONADE.
YOU REALLY WANT TO END ANY FURTHER
CONVERSATION WITH ME RIGHT NOW.
SO JUST STEP ASIDE, SKIPPY.
MOVE YOUR ASSES. OUTSIDE, NOW!
♪ YOU'RE MY PERFECT LOVER ♪
♪ I'LL NEVER BE ♪
HEY!
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BEGIN TO
TELL YOU HOW COMPLETELY INSANE IT IS
TO TAKE OFF WITH
ANYONE YOU DON'T KNOW
OR DRINK THINGS THAT YOU
DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THEM
OR ACT LIKE YOU HAVE
A CLUE WHEN YOU DON'T.
BUT IF YOU EVER PULL A STUNT LIKE
THIS AGAIN, IT WILL NOT BE AROUND MY KID!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
YES. YES.
GOOD. NOW LET'S GO.
I CAN'T WAIT TO
MEET YOUR PARENTS.
WE HAVE SOME CATCHING UP TO DO.
I THINK WE'LL JUST TALK AND
TALK AND TALK ALL NIGHT LONG.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK THIS IS THE BEST
NIGHT I'VE EVER HAD.
I CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED IT.
THE CONCERT WAS AMAZING.
FORGET ABOUT THE CONCERT.
I WANTED TO SEE LORELAI PULL THOSE
IDIOTS OUT OF THAT GUY'S APARTMENT.
IT DEFINITELY WAS
A KODAK MOMENT.
HEY. HEY.
HEY, YOU DIDN'T WAKE
ME UP. I SET THE CLOCK.
YES, BUT SEE, THE CLOCK STOPS RINGING
ONCE I THROW IT AGAINST THE WALL,
GIVING ME AMPLE TIME
TO FALL BACK TO SLEEP.
YOU, HOWEVER, NEVER STOP YAPPING
NO MATTER HOW HARD I THROW YOU,
THUS ENSURING THE
WHOLE WAKE-UP PROCESS.
I'M GONNA GET A SODA.
ANYBODY WANT ANYTHING?
GUM.
YES. THE NIGHT OF MY
14TH BIRTHDAY BACK
SO I COULD RIGHT THE "GREEN HOT
PANT-ROLLER DISCO OUTFIT" WRONG.
COMING RIGHT UP. BYE.
SO,
TALK TO ANYBODY TODAY?
YOU MEAN MADELINE
OR LOUISE OR PARIS?
YES.
NO. RIGHT.
BUT I BET SCHOOL TOMORROW
WILL BE INTERESTING.
OH, YES. STORIES OF RORY'S
CRAZY, BANGLES-OBSESSED MOTHER
RIPPING OPEN APARTMENT DOORS,
SCARING THE POINTY-HAIRED BOYS.
TOTALLY UNCOOL, MAN.
I HAD TO DO IT, RORY.
THEY COULD HAVE GOTTEN HURT.
I KNOW.
GOD, I THOUGHT
INVITING THOSE GIRLS OUT
WOULD MAKE THINGS
EASIER FOR YOU AT SCHOOL.
YEAH, WELL, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT
"EASY" IS COMPLETELY OVERRATED.
TSK. OH, THAT'S MY TWISTED GIRL.
PLUS PARIS DECIDED TO LET ME
SPLIT THE DEBATE TIME WITH HER.
WOW! WAIT, WHY...
WHY AM I WOWING?
BECAUSE SPLITTING DEBATE TIME
WITH PARIS IS LIKE DOING THAT WHOLE
"SPITTING-IN-YOUR-PALM
AND-SHAKING-HANDS" FRIENDSHIP OATH THING.
BUT WAY LESS GROSS. YEAH.
OH, GOOD, I'M GLAD THEN.
OH, UM...
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OK.
HEY.
OH, HEY. FIND ANYTHING GOOD?
OH, YEAH. I GOT SOME
REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
SHAPED LIKE SUSHI FOR A NICKEL.
SO BASICALLY I SCORED.
OH, GOOD.
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
THE OTHER DAY...
OH, FORGET IT.
I WAS A JERK. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
I KNOW. REALLY.
YEAH, WELL, I AM SORRY.
I WANTED TO GIVE
THIS BACK TO YOU.
OH, NO. YOU BOUGHT IT.
I... I KNOW, BUT IT'S
YOURS, AND I DIDN'T KNOW.
DIDN'T KNOW?
ABOUT THE FORMER OWNER. OH.
IF I HAD, I WOULDN'T HAVE FLAUNTED
IT IN FRONT OF YOU LIKE THAT.
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. I WAS
HAVING A BAD DAY, THAT'S IT.
NOW I GOT MAGNETIC SUSHI.
ALL'S RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.
OK, GOOD. SO HERE.
IT OBVIOUSLY MEANS
SOMETHING TO YOU.
BUT YOU HAVE TO LET
THINGS GO EVENTUALLY, RIGHT?
YEAH, BUT SOMETIMES YOU NEED A
LITTLE SOMETHING TO REMIND YOU.
I MEAN, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO
FORGET EVERYTHING, WOULD YOU?
NO, THERE WAS SOME STUFF THAT I
DEFINITELY WOULD NOT WANT TO FORGET.
SO HERE, SO YOU DON'T FORGET.
THANKS. CAN I PAY YOU FOR IT?
IN COFFEE, ABSOLUTELY.
ALL RIGHT.
I'M NOT PINING.
I KNOW. JUST REMEMBERING.
GOT IT. REMEMBERING
IS NOT PINING.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
IT'S A MEMENTO, LIKE
RESTAURANT MATCHES.
I CAN SEE THE RESEMBLANCE.
OK. WELL, GOOD.
BYE, LUKE. BYE.
SHE'S NOT HERE YET. ALL RIGHT.
YOU'LL HAVE TO ENTERTAIN
ME UNTIL SHE ARRIVES.
OK, BURGER BOY, DANCE.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
WHAT?
LOOKING FOR SOMETHING
TO SHUT YOU UP.
I THOUGHT YOU'D
LIKE TO GO WITH ME.
YOU DID NOT. I DID, TOO.
YOU DID NOT, BECAUSE
YOU ARE NOT STUPID.
WHY, THANK YOU.
SLIMY AND WEASELLY,
YES. BUT STUPID, NO.
HE WAS TOTALLY NICE TO
YOU AND YOU WERE A BIG JERK.
IF YOU LIKE TRISTIN,
YOU GO OUT WITH HIM.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
YOU WANTED SOMETHING FESTIVE.
YOU MADE ME A SANTA BURGER.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
NO ONE EVER MADE ME SOMETHING
QUITE THIS DISGUSTING BEFORE.
SO YOU'RE THE BIG,
STRONG PROTECTOR?
LITTLE PRINCESS
NEEDS A PROTECTOR.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
NOTHING.
I JUST DON'T LIKE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
DOESN'T LOOK THAT WAY.
WERE YOU ON A DATE?
YOU HAVE AN ESCORT.
NO, IT'S LUKE, MOM.
WHICH IS HER WAY OF
SAYING WE WEREN'T ON A DATE.
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
YOU DON'T WANT
TO FIGHT ME, TRISTIN!
WHY NOT?
'CAUSE I'LL KILL YOU, IDIOT!
WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU?
WE'RE FRIENDS, THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE IDIOTS, THE BOTH OF YOU.
HE HAS A THING FOR YOU.
NO, HE DOESN'T.
IT'S JUST A GAME TO
HIM OR SOMETHING.
HE HAS A THING FOR YOU.
HE DOES NOTHING BUT INSULT ME
AND MAKE ME MISERABLE.
HE HAS A THING FOR YOU.
AB-ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
OH, COME ON.
I'M SORRY. I'M LOOKING.
BUT THERE IS NOTHING IN HERE.
UH, YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
NO, EVERYTHING IN HERE I WEAR.
WHAT?
I DO. THERE'S
NOTHING TO GIVE UP.
THE RED-AND-BLACK HALTER TOP.
OH.
NO. WHY?
UH, IT'S A CLASSIC.
IT'S GOT RHINESTONES
AND ZEBRA STRIPES ON IT.
SO? TASSELS.
YES. IT HAS TASSELS, MOM.
OK. I'VE HAD THIS
SINCE I WAS 17.
OK, I'M SORRY. DID I
MENTION THE TASSELS?
YOU'RE HEARTLESS
AND UNSENTIMENTAL.
YOU ARE A HOPELESS PACK RAT.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY I HAVE TO UPROOT
MY HAPPY FAMILY OF
CLOTHING, ANYWAY.
BECAUSE IT'S A
CHARITY RUMMAGE SALE.
I KNOW. THAT YOU
HELPED ORGANIZE.
OK. AND VOLUNTEERED TO RUN.
IT WAS VERY HOT IN
THAT ROOM THAT DAY.
I WAS DEHYDRATED.
THEY COULD HAVE
TALKED ME INTO ANYTHING.
IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
OK, I'M A VERY SICK WOMAN,
AND THAT SHOULD BE
APPARENT TO ANYONE.
OK.
GET OUT OF THE WAY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
STEP AWAY FROM
THE CLOSET, PLEASE.
AW, THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
OH, NO, NO, NO. NOT
THAT WHOLE CHUNK.
JUST PICK... OK, TAKE
THAT. THAT'S UGLY.
JUST THAT ONE. NO... UH...
OK, NOW, ALL OF THIS GOES.
I WANT YOU TO COME
UP TO THIS DRESSER,
OPEN THE TOP DRAWER,
AND TAKE OUT EVERYTHING
THAT YOU'D BE EMBARRASSED TO
BE WEARING DURING A CAR ACCIDENT.
MEET ME DOWNSTAIRS.
MOVE!
♪ IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD ♪
♪ FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD ♪
♪ ALL YOU HAVE TO
DO IS CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ AND I'LL BE THERE
ON THE NEXT TRAIN ♪
♪ WHERE YOU LEAD,
I WILL FOLLOW ♪
♪ ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO ♪
♪ IF YOU NEED IF YOU NEED ♪
♪ YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU ♪
♪ I WILL FOLLOW ♪
♪ OH ♪
♪ WHERE YOU LEAD ♪
♪ I WILL FOLLOW ♪
♪ ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO ♪
♪ IF YOU NEED IF YOU NEED ♪
♪ YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU ♪
♪ I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD ♪
SWEATER.
OVER HERE.
JEANS.
IN BACK OF YOU.
A BIG, FURRY, PURPLE THING
THAT COULD EITHER BE A HAT,
A TOILET PAPER COVER,
OR SOME KIND OF
DIRTY HAND PUPPET.
MYSTERY BOX ON THE LEFT.
HEY. HEY, LUKE.
WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
CLOTHES, RAGS, SOME
OLD POTS AND PANS.
KITCHENWARE CAN
GO IN THE KITCHEN,
AND THE CLOTHES CAN
GO RIGHT OVER THERE.
OK.
HERE, GRINCH.
THANK YOU.
WHO WANTS CHEESE?
ARE THERE CRACKERS?
SOMEWHERE IN THE STATE
OF CONNECTICUT, YES.
AND IN THE GILMORE HOUSE?
WHO WANTS CHEESE?
ME, PLEASE.
UH, KITTENS-IN-THE-TOILET
POSTER?
ANOTHER ONE?
THIS ONE'S SIGNED.
THERE'S A MAN IN MY KITCHEN!
SOMEBODY CALL THE CONSTABLE.
YOUR MOM'S A FRUITCAKE.
FRUITCAKES BY THE DOOR, PLEASE.
GOODBYE, RORY. I WISH YOU LUCK.
WITH EVERYTHING.
I APPRECIATE THAT.
OK, SO RUMMAGE SALE'S SUNDAY.
TODAY'S TUESDAY. AT THIS RATE,
WE'RE GOING TO BE SLEEPING
IN THE YARD BY THURSDAY.
WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS
STUFF OUT OF THE LIVING ROOM.
HELLO. GO AWAY.
I HAVE A FULL SET OF DISHES.
COME ON IN, TAYLOR.
OH, UH, DISHES IN
THE KITCHEN, PLEASE.
OK, BUT I HAVE TO
EXPLAIN SOMETHING FIRST.
FINE, GO AHEAD.
THE BUTTER DISH
HAS A SMALL CHIP IN IT.
SAFETY TIP. GOT IT.
IT'S FINE. I FILED
DOWN THE CHIP.
IF YOU PLACE IT
STRATEGICALLY ON THE TABLE,
NOBODY'LL EVER KNOW.
TAYLOR, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO WRITE OUT SOME SORT OF
INSTRUCTION MANUAL
TO GO WITH THE DISHES?
OH! COULD I?
NOTEPAD'S IN THE KITCHEN.
OH!
THAT'S NICE.
PUT THAT BACK.
BUT IT HAS RHINESTONES ON IT.
THE POINT OF THIS
IS TO GET CRAP OUT,
NOT TRADE IT IN FOR NEW CRAP.
OK, ARE YOU SEEING THIS?
YES, I AM.
I DON'T THINK YOU ARE, BECAUSE
IF YOU WERE SEEING THIS,
YOU WOULD SEE
THAT THIS OBVIOUSLY
HAS "LORELAI"
WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
FINE. WE'LL GET RID OF
IT AT NEXT YEAR'S SALE.
THANK YOU.
OK, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LOVE ME.
WE ALREADY LOVE YOU.
NO, I MEAN YOU'RE
GONNA REALLY LOVE ME.
WE DO.
TRUST ME, YOU GUYS
ARE GONNA SO LOVE ME.
THE LOVE IS STARTING
TO FADE NOW, SOOKIE.
I HAVE HERE IN MY HAND,
AS REQUESTED BY
MS. LORELAI GILMORE,
4 FABULOUS TICKETS
TO THE BANGLES
AT THE PASTORELLA
THEATER ON SATURDAY.
WHAT? NO!
YOU LOVE ME?
OH, BABY, DO I.
THESE LOOK LIKE GOOD SEATS.
9TH ROW, AISLE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
GOT ME MY TICKETS.
HOW DID YOU SCORE THESE?
THE BIRNBAUM
WEDDING? FIJI FANTASY?
YES. THEY WERE SO THRILLED
WITH THE VOLCANO CAKE
THEY WANTED TO DO
SOMETHING NICE FOR ME.
SINCE MR. BIRNBAUM
RUNS A TICKET AGENCY,
AND I KNEW YOU WERE DYING TO GO
SO I ASKED HIM IF HE COULD...
MAKE 4 GIRLS VERY HAPPY.
YEAH, AND HE DID.
HUZZAH FOR THE BIRNBAUMS!
SOOKIE, IF... IF
YOU GOT 4 TICKETS,
AND YOU AND MOM GO,
THEN THAT MEANS...
ONE FOR YOU AND ONE FOR LANE.
OH, CHICKADEE!
THIS IS GONNA BE A
VERY SPECIAL NIGHT.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT A VERY,
VERY SPECIAL NIGHT DESERVES?
WHAT?
WELL, A NEW OUTFIT.
MOM.
YES. NO.
WHAT COULD THE PROBLEM BE?
AS I MENTIONED YESTERDAY,
WE WILL BE HOLDING
A DEBATE NEXT WEEK.
DID CHARLES THE FIRST
RECEIVE A FAIR TRIAL?
THE "PROS" WILL
REPRESENT THE PARLIAMENT
WHO DEEMED THEY HAD SOVEREIGNTY.
THE "CONS" WILL
REPRESENT THE MONARCH
AND TRY AND PROVE THAT THE
CHARGE AGAINST HIM WAS NOT LEGAL.
WHAT IS FASCINATING, MR. DUGRAY?
UH, NOTHING, MS. CALDECOTT.
NOTHING, MR. DUGRAY?
MY NOTES... MY NOTES
ARE FASCINATING, MS. CALDECOTT.
YES, THEY ARE
FASCINATING, MR. DUGRAY.
AS I WAS SAYING, THE
PRO AND CON TEAMS
WILL EACH HAVE 2
MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS
FOR INTRODUCTIONS,
6 MINUTES TO DEBATE,
3 MINUTES FOR CONCLUSIONS,
AND 5 MINUTES FOR QUESTIONS
FROM THE AUDIENCE.
THE WINNER SHALL BE DECIDED
BY A HAND COUNT FROM
THE REST OF THE CLASS.
DOES THAT SOUND
LIKE FUN, MR. DUGRAY?
WHAT?
THE DEBATE. DOES
IT SOUND LIKE FUN?
YES, IT DOES.
IT DOES, DOESN'T IT, MR. DUGRAY?
OH! IT ABSOLUTELY
DOES, MS. CALDECOTT.
MORE FUN THAN STARING
AT MS. GILMORE'S EAR?
YES, MS. CALDECOTT.
YEAH, I THINK SO, TOO.
OK. ANY QUESTIONS?
GOOD. I'LL ASSIGN YOUR TEAMS.
UH, YOU, YOU, YOU,
AND YOU, "CON."
YOU, YOU, YOU, AND YOU, "PRO."
WHO DID SHE POINT TO?
WELL, I THINK SHE...
YOU, YOU, YOU...
EXCUSE ME, MS. CALDECOTT.
MS. GELLER?
I WASN'T SURE WHO YOU
POINTED TO JUST NOW.
OH, UH, LET'S SEE. YOU,
MS. LYNN, MS. GRANT,
AND MS. GILMORE.
ARE YOU SURE?
YES, I AM, BUT THANK
YOU FOR ASKING.
OK, UH, YOU,
YOU, YOU, AND YOU, "PRO."
YOU AND YOU, "CON."
SO I GUESS WE
SHOULD MAKE A PLAN.
TO DO WHAT?
TO WORK OUT OUR
DEBATE, MADELINE.
OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
WE NEED A PLACE TO WORK.
MY HOUSE IS OUT. WHY?
BECAUSE IT IS.
WE NEED A REASON.
MY MOTHER IS HAVING
THE ENTIRE PLACE REDONE.
SHE WANTS ALL EVIDENCE
OF MY FATHER OUT OF THERE.
SO UNLESS YOU WANT
TO SIT ON NO FURNITURE
AND WATCH 3 HARVEY
FIERSTEIN IMPERSONATORS
RIP UP THE CARPET
AND PAINT EVERYTHING
AN ABSURD SHADE OF
WHITE CALLED "ANGEL'S KISS",
THEN WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
FIND SOMEBODY ELSE'S HOUSE.
MY BROTHER HAS THE MEASLES.
MY MOM'S HAVING AN AFFAIR.
WELL, I GUESS WE
COULD GO TO MY HOUSE.
I MEAN, WE'RE HAVING A TOWN
RUMMAGE SALE, SO IT'S KIND OF A MESS.
BUT IT'S THERE.
ISN'T YOUR HOUSE KIND OF FAR?
IT'S 30 MINUTES AWAY BY BUS.
BUS?
I DON'T DO BUS.
WELL, IF YOU HAVE A
BETTER SUGGESTION...
I'LL DRIVE.
OK. SO THEN, TOMORROW.
TOMORROW.
FINE.
HEY, PARIS.
TRISTIN, HI.
YOU KNOW, I WAS REALLY HOPING
WE'D BE IN THE SAME GROUP.
YOU WERE? OH, YEAH.
I MEAN, WE'D MAKE THE LONG HOURS
OF STUDYING GO BY A LOT FASTER.
PLUS, COME ON, YOU AND
ME ON THE SAME TEAM.
WE'D WIPE THE FLOOR
WITH THE OTHERS.
I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO PAIR
UP ON SOMETHING ELSE THEN, HUH?
THAT WOULD BE GOOD.
YEAH, IT WOULD.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
BYE, MADELINE. BYE, LOUISE.
TRISTIN SUDDENLY HAS VERY
BIG EYES FOR YOU, GRANDMA.
LUCKY.
STOP IT. HE'S JUST BEING NICE.
HE SHOULD BE SO NICE TO ME.
AND ME.
WE NEED TO GET TO CLASS.
TOMORROW. WOW.
YEP.
ALL 3 OF THEM, HUH?
"DOUBLE, DOUBLE,
TOIL AND TROUBLE."
WELL, IT SHOULD MAKE FOR
AN INTERESTING AFTERNOON.
"WITH THE PRICKING OF MY THUMBS,
SOMETHING WICKED
THIS WAY COMES."
YOU'RE DOING WELL IN
SHAKESPEARE CLASS?
NOT BAD. GOOD.
THANKS.
SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?
WE'LL GO IN ASK IF I CAN GO TO A PLAY
TOMORROW NIGHT WITH YOU AND LORELAI.
A PLAY?
THAT'S THE SAFEST WORD.
"SHOW" OR "CONCERT"
WOULD BE VERY BAD.
WHAT ABOUT SAYING IT'S A MOVIE?
TOO FAR FROM THE
TRUTH, ALMOST A LIE.
BUT A PLAY'S NOT A LIE?
IT'S FAR ENOUGH FROM THE
TRUTH THAT IT MIGHT WORK,
BUT CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE TRUTH
THAT I THINK I COULD NEGOTIATE
A PURGATORY STINT, IF FORCED TO.
PLAY IT IS.
OK. WE'RE GOING IN.
ARE YOU SURE IT'S AN
ORIGINAL QUEEN ANNE?
YES, ORIGINAL.
THE JOINTS LOOK WRONG.
JOINTS ARE FINE. THEY LOOK NEW.
NOTHING'S NEW.
WHOLE STORE IS OLD.
DO YOU HAVE A CERTIFICATE OR
A LETTER SAYING THAT IT'S OLD?
YES, I'LL WRITE A LETTER.
OK.
I GUESS IF IT'S REALLY OLD,
I'LL TAKE IT.
WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS.
SHE JUST MADE A SALE.
NOW'S A GOOD TIME.
HI, MAMA.
WHAT'S WRONG? NOTHING.
YOU LOOK FLUSHED. I DO?
YOU ATE CANDY, DOUGHNUT, OR
HOSTESS FRUIT PIE? NO, NO, NO.
NO, NOTHING. I'M FINE.
HELLO, MRS. KIM. RORY.
UH, CAN I TALK TO
YOU FOR A MINUTE?
I'M BUSY. I KNOW.
I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD
GO SOMEWHERE TOMORROW
WITH RORY AND HER MOM.
TOMORROW'S CHURCH. THIS
WOULD BE AFTER CHURCH.
AFTER THAT WE THINK ABOUT
WHAT WE HEARD IN CHURCH.
I'LL THINK ABOUT WHAT
I HEARD IN CHURCH
ON THE WAY TO THE SHOW.
SHOW? PLAY.
NOT SHOW, PLAY.
IT'S A PLAY, MAMA.
TELL ME ABOUT THIS
PLAY. WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
OK, WELL, IT'S ABOUT
A GROUP OF PEOPLE
WHO OWN INSTRUMENTS
AND STAND IN FRONT OF
OTHER PEOPLE, HOLDING THEM.
WHAT?
I'M NOT SURE WHAT IT'S ABOUT.
WE COULD FIND OUT.
YOU FIND OUT, THEN WE TALK.
OH, UH, EXCUSE ME.
I'D REALLY LIKE THAT
LETTER, IF YOU DON'T MIND.
YES, I'M COMING.
HOW'S THAT PURGATORY
NEGOTIATION LOOKING?
NOT GOOD.
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
I'LL ASK AGAIN LATER.
CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
THANKS. I WILL.
IF YOU WANT COFFEE,
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT.
SOMEONE PUT A SIGN FOR THE
RUMMAGE SALE ON YOUR WINDOW.
YOU CAN HAVE DECAF
NOW IF YOU'RE IN A HURRY.
YOU SHOULD CALL
THE COPS ABOUT THIS.
WE KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT
PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF TOWN AFFECTION.
YOUR MOM ASKED ME
TO PUT IT THERE, OK?
AND YOU SAID YES?
SHE'S NOT REAL GOOD WITH NO.
NO, SHE'S NOT.
FOR EVERY SECOND
YOU LAUGH AT ME,
THAT'S ONE SECOND LONGER
YOU'RE WAITING FOR COFFEE.
SORRY. NO LAUGHING.
MARGARET ATWORTHY
JUST DROPPED OFF 3 BOXES
OF CITY COUNCIL POTHOLDERS
AND BEGGED ME TO
TAKE HER GRANDSON.
PEOPLE ARE GETTING CRAZY, MAN.
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
WE'VE ALREADY ARGUED
ABOUT THE SWEATSHIRT.
YES, BUT WE HAVE NOT
ARGUED ABOUT THE HAT.
WHAT HAT?
ON YOUR HEAD, ANNIE OAKLEY.
GREAT, ISN'T IT?
AS NICE AS IT IS THAT YOU'RE SINGLE-HANDEDLY
TRYING TO REBUILD THE BRIDGE,
YOU'VE TO STOP BUYING
OTHER PEOPLE'S JUNK.
MONEY GOES TO CHARITY.
I LOOK CUTE. CASE CLOSED.
AH, FINALLY, THE
COFFEE CAVALRY ARRIVES.
WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE WEARING?
A HAT. TAKE THAT OFF.
WHAT?
THAT IS NOT YOURS. TAKE IT OFF.
BUT I'LL HAVE HAT HAIR.
TALKING ABOUT THE SWEATSHIRT.
CALM DOWN.
THAT IS NOT YOURS.
NO, I FOUND IT IN THE BAGS
OF STUFF FOR THE SALE.
SO YOU JUST FIND SOMETHING
AND TAKE IT? IS THAT IT?
I PAID FOR IT.
SO THAT MAKES IT ALL RIGHT?
IT MAKES IT LEGAL. WHAT
IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
NOTHING'S THE MATTER.
LUKE.
POUR YOUR OWN COFFEE.
OK. JUST A QUESTION.
DID ANYONE IN TOWN
KEEP ANYTHING?
DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.
I'LL NEVER BE
CIVIC-MINDED AGAIN.
HONEY, YOU'RE DOING
A GOOD THING... OW!
SOOKIE? YEAH, I'M OK.
WAVE AN ARM.
UH, HERE.
I GOT YOU.
HOLD ON. SOMETHING
DOWN HERE LIKES ME.
OH!
I'M GOOD. HOLD ON.
UP, PLEASE. YEAH.
JEEZ, THIS STUFF
IS LIKE TRIBBLES.
OH, THANK GOD, JUST IN TIME.
GRAB A BAG AND MOVE IT
TO THIS SIDE OF THE ROOM.
BE VERY CAREFUL. THIS
PILE TRIED TO EAT SOOKIE.
MAYBE I SHOULD SIC IT ON
PARIS WHEN SHE GETS HERE.
OH MY GOD, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU'RE STUDYING HERE TODAY.
ANY MINUTE, ACTUALLY.
OH, THIS PLACE IS SUCH A PIT.
MOM, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
THEY'LL COME IN, MAKE A
FACE, SAY SOMETHING SNOTTY,
WE'LL STUDY, THEY'LL LEAVE.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO
THIS WHOLE DAY BEING OVER.
THEN I CAN CONCENTRATE
ON THE CONCERT.
YEAH.
LORELAI, SWEETHEART, WOULD
YOU COME OUTSIDE, PLEASE?
I WANT TO KNOW WHERE
YOU WANT ME TO PUT THESE.
COMING, PATTY.
OK, 2 VERY LARGE
PORCELAIN SQUIRRELS.
SET THEM FREE.
WILL DO.
OH, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT HERE?
WOW! HUH! THESE ARE GREAT.
THEY'LL REALLY COME IN
HANDY WHEN WE ORGANIZE
THAT GIANT MARCHING BAND
WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT.
I DANCED ON THESE
DRUMS AT THE COPACABANA
IN 1969.
WOW.
IT WAS A GREAT
ACT. I WORE BANANAS.
OH, PLEASE TELL ME YOU
HAVE A PICTURE OF THAT.
A LOT OF MEMORIES
HAPPENED ON THESE DRUMS.
BUT I GUESS IT'S
TIME TO MOVE ON.
YEAH, SURE.
NOW YOU'LL FINALLY HAVE
ROOM FOR THAT ENORMOUS TUBA
YOU'VE HAD YOUR EYES ON.
LEAVE... LEAVE...
LEAVE THESE HERE.
YEAH, YOU, TOO. BYE.
THAT WAS LANE.
OH! AND? WHAT'S THE VERDICT?
SHE DECIDED TO BE STUPID
AND TELL HER MOTHER THE TRUTH,
THAT SHE WANTED TO GO TO A ROCK
CONCERT WITH US TONIGHT IN NEW YORK.
STUPID. STUPID.
I'M SO SORRY.
I'M MAKING COFFEE.
WELL, THIS LOOKS
REALLY FAMILIAR.
OH, THAT'S MINE. I SAW IT FIRST
AND THEN I BOUGHT
IT, SO IT'S MINE NOW.
REALLY? WHO BROUGHT IT IN?
I THINK LUKE DID, AND JUDGING
BY HIS VERY HOSTILE REACTION,
HE OBVIOUSLY WASN'T
DONE WEARING IT YET.
OH, MY. I WONDER IF...
WHAT?
I BET THIS WAS RACHEL'S.
OH, MY GOD, RACHEL'S?
RACHEL? WHO'S RACHEL?
RACHEL WAS LUKE'S
VERY SERIOUS GIRLFRIEND.
IT DOES LOOK LIKE HER.
WHEN DID LUKE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
OH, THIS MUST HAVE BEEN,
WHAT, 5, 6 YEARS AGO?
DID SHE BREAK THAT MAN'S
HEART. IT WAS TERRIBLE.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?
HONEY, YOU HAD
AN 11-YEAR-OLD KID,
AND YOU WERE JUST
MOVING INTO THIS HOUSE.
PLUS RACHEL TRAVELED ALL THE
TIME. SHE WAS A PHOTOGRAPHER.
ARCHAEOLOGIST. REALLY?
OR FLIGHT ATTENDANT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I NEVER
EVEN HEARD ABOUT IT.
AT LEAST, I THINK SO.
WELL, LUKE NEVER TALKS ABOUT IT.
NO ONE ELSE LIKES
TO TALK ABOUT IT
'CAUSE HE COULD
PROBABLY KILL YOU
WITH THAT COFFEEPOT
IF HE WANTED TO.
WOW.
I NEVER PICTURED LUKE
HAVING A GIRLFRIEND
OR A BROKEN HEART.
WELL, I WOULD KEEP
THIS HIDDEN IF I WERE YOU.
WELL, I'VE GOT TO BE GOING.
TRAMPOLINE CLASS AT 2:00.
BYE, PATTY. BYE-BYE.
BYE. THANKS FOR THE DRUMS.
OK. THESE ALL NEED TO BE MENDED.
MY ROOM. MMM-HMM. OK.
HUH!
RORY, I THINK YOUR
FRIENDS ARE HERE.
SHE MUST BE ONE
GREAT BABY-SITTER
TO EARN ENOUGH
MONEY FOR THAT CAR.
LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.
TAKE HEART, MY DEAR.
SUFFER TODAY, PARTY TONIGHT.
HI.
HI. HI.
COME ON IN.
SO DID YOU GUYS FIND IT OK?
THERE'S NO SIGN ON THIS STREET.
THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU TO TURN
RIGHT AT THE BIG ROOSTER STATUE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING.
NO, NO, WE NEVER
KID ABOUT MONTY.
MONTY?
MONTY, THE ROOSTER.
MONTY THE MAGNIFICENT.
EVERYBODY, THIS IS MY MOM.
LORELAI.
THIS IS LOUISE,
MADELINE, AND PARIS.
AH! VERY GOOD GIRL-GROUP NAMES.
OK. SO, UM...
SORRY ABOUT THE
HOUSE OF HORRORS HERE.
SOME CRAZY LADY VOLUNTEERED
TO LEAD THIS CHARITY THING.
WE'RE TRYING TO
GET HER SOME HELP.
SO MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE.
RORY, YELL WHEN
YOU GUYS WANT PIZZA.
OK. OK.
SO, DO YOU GUYS WANT TO
WORK IN HERE OR IN THE KITCHEN?
WHATEVER.
OK.
OK. SO HERE'S HOW IT SHOULD GO:
MADELINE WILL DO THE
INTRODUCTIONS, I'LL HANDLE THE DEBATE,
RORY WILL DO THE CONCLUSION,
AND LOUISE WILL TAKE QUESTIONS.
WHY DO YOU AUTOMATICALLY
GET TO HANDLE THE DEBATE?
BECAUSE I'M THE MOST
EXPERIENCED AT IT.
TRUST ME, YOU WANT HER TO HANDLE
THE DEBATE. SHE NEVER GIVES UP.
LE PIT BULL.
OK.
SO WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF?
UH, IT'S FOR A BIG
TOWN RUMMAGE SALE.
LIKE A CHARITY THING? YEAH.
THERE'S AN OLD
BRIDGE FALLING APART,
AND THE TOWN'S
TRYING TO SAVE IT.
OH, COOL HAT.
PUT THAT DOWN. IT'S USED.
VINTAGE, DEAR.
FILTHY, DARLING.
THERE'S THIS GREAT STORE
NEAR MY THERAPIST'S OFFICE
WHO HAS THE BEST
VINTAGE CLOTHES.
I FOUND AN ORIGINAL PUCCI
TOP FOR PRACTICALLY NOTHING.
PUCCI IS VERY BIG RIGHT NOW.
IS THIS A PUCCI?
NO, THAT'S A PATTY.
A PATTY? MISS PATTY.
SHE'S A DANCE TEACHER HERE.
THESE ARE SOME OF
HER OLD COSTUMES.
HERE, PARIS. TRISTIN
MIGHT LIKE THIS.
CAN WE JUST WORK, PLEASE?
GOD! I WOULD LOVE
TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND
THAT LOOKED LIKE TRISTIN.
YOUR BOYFRIEND'S
NO SLOUCH EITHER.
NO, HE'S NOT.
YES, 6'2" AND FEISTY.
SO HOW'S IT GOING? ARE YOU
TWO STILL JOANIE LOVES CHACHI?
I HOPE NOT.
YOU ARE STILL TOGETHER?
WE'RE STILL TOGETHER.
HOW LONG?
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU DO, TOO.
ABOUT A MONTH.
OH, LIFERS.
HEY.
JEEZ.
WE HAVE A DEBATE
TO ORGANIZE HERE.
THIS CONVERSATION IS
VEERING TOWARDS THE SUBJECT
OF FRENCH KISSING AND GLITTER
EYE SHADOW: TRASHY OR TRENDY?
I HAVE NO INTENTION OF BEING
HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS
BECAUSE WE HAD TO STUDY
IN THE MIDDLE OF A CARNIVAL
AND YOU TWO COULDN'T
KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE.
I WANT TO WIN AND
I AM GOING TO WIN.
SO, HOW GOOD OF A KISSER
IS PAUL BUNYAN ANYWAY?
OK. DOES ANYBODY IN
TOWN HAVE A PEG LEG?
UH, NO.
HEM THESE.
SO, TELL ME MORE
ABOUT THIS RACHEL.
WHY ARE YOU SO CURIOUS?
BECAUSE APPARENTLY
EVERYBODY IN TOWN
KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT IT
AND I DON'T LIKE TO
BE OUT OF THE LOOP.
IT'S OLD NEWS.
YES, BUT I'M FASCINATED.
I MEAN, I GO TO LUKE'S ONCE
A DAY. SOMETIMES TWICE.
3 TIMES IF MICHEL'S
TALKED TO A RELATIVE
AND HIS ACCENT'S GOTTEN THICKER.
I FEEL I SHOULD KNOW
THE WHOLE STORY.
WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE'D SHE GO?
WELL, RACHEL LIKED
TO MOVE AROUND A LOT.
SHE WAS A VERY
ADVENTUROUS PERSON.
SHE LOVED TO CLIMB THINGS,
AND FLING HERSELF OFF OF CLIFFS
AND DIVE INTO THESE
REALLY TINY LAKES
AND RIDE BIG WILD
HORSES, AND FLY PLANES.
SO SHE WAS WONDER WOMAN.
SHE WAS TO LUKE.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE
GONNA GET MARRIED.
WHAT HAPPENED?
THE RUMOR IS THAT STARS
HOLLOW WAS TOO SMALL FOR HER.
SHE WANTED TO LIVE
SOMEWHERE MORE EXCITING.
BUT LUKE DIDN'T.
UH-UH. YOU KNOW LUKE.
LIVED HERE ALL HIS LIFE.
HE WOULDN'T EVEN
GO AWAY TO COLLEGE.
I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO BURY HIM IN THAT DINER.
WOW.
IT'S SAD.
YEAH.
OK. WELL, I AM DONE HERE.
I'M GONNA STOP BY
THE INN FOR A WHILE.
THEN I'M GONNA GO HOME AND I'M
GONNA CHANGE FOR THE SHOW TONIGHT.
WE LEAVE AT 6:00.
I WILL BE HERE. BYE.
WE'LL NEED THE ACTUAL QUOTES,
SO LEARN THEM BY HEART.
WHAT ABOUT USING NOTECARDS?
NOTECARDS LOOK SLOPPY.
WE WILL KNOW OUR INFORMATION.
OTHER TEAMS WILL USE NOTECARDS.
AND THEY'LL LOSE.
BYE, GIRLS. RORY,
SEE YOU TONIGHT!
BYE, SOOKIE.
WHAT'S TONIGHT?
OH, WE'VE GOT TICKETS TO SEE THE
BANGLES AT THE PASTORELLA THEATER.
IN NEW YORK? YEAH.
SOUNDS POTENTIALLY NOT BORING.
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT, ACTUALLY.
THE SEATS ARE AMAZING.
WHO ARE YOU GOING
WITH? MY MOM AND SOOKIE.
YOU'RE KIDDING. WHAT?
YOU'RE GOING TO A CONCERT
WITH YOUR MOM? YEAH.
I CANNOT IMAGINE DOING
ANYTHING LIKE THAT WITH MY MOM.
ACTUALLY, WE DO STUFF
LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.
REALLY? YEAH.
WOW. HEY, HOW OLD
IS YOUR MOM, ANYWAY?
32.
YOUNG.
SO THAT MEANS SHE
HAD YOU WHEN SHE WAS...
16. SHE HAD HER WHEN SHE WAS 16.
WE'VE DONE THE MATH.
CAN WE "OOH" AND "AH" ABOUT THIS
QUICKLY AND GET BACK TO WORK?
16.
I'M 16. SO AM I.
WE'RE ALL 16, OK.
EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM IS 16.
PARIS IS RIGHT. WE SHOULD WORK.
THANK YOU.
I CAN'T IMAGINE
HAVING A BABY AT 16.
WELL, THEN KEEP YOUR KNEES SHUT.
VERY NICE.
DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM IS SORRY
SHE GOT PREGNANT SO YOUNG?
OF COURSE SHE IS.
WHY, THANK YOU.
I DIDN'T MEAN
THAT. I JUST MEANT...
I DON'T THINK THAT
SHE'D RECOMMEND IT,
BUT I THINK SHE'S HAPPY
WITH HOW THINGS TURNED OUT.
I AM?
YES, YOU ARE. OK. JUST CHECKING.
HEY, I'M STARVING.
IS IT PIZZA TIME YET?
ARE YOU GUYS HUNGRY? I AM.
I CAN'T EAT DAIRY. OK.
ONE WITH CHEESE,
ONE WITHOUT. COKES?
YES, PLEASE. ME, TOO.
WE'RE NEVER GOING TO FINISH.
I FIND YOUR MOTHER
COMPLETELY FASCINATING.
FUNNY. SO DOES SHE.
IT'S ALMOST MORE LIKE
HAVING A BIG SISTER.
AND YOU LIKE HER, DON'T
YOU? SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
TRULY, COMPLETELY FASCINATING.
RORY, COME IN HERE A SEC.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE?
TRULY, COMPLETELY FASCINATING.
REALLY?
WELL, WE'VE BASICALLY
GOTTEN NO WORK DONE AT ALL.
PARIS IS HAVING A MELTDOWN,
WHICH IS ALWAYS FUN.
SOUNDS IT.
AND, I DON'T KNOW,
WE'VE JUST BEEN TALKING.
WELL, I THINK YOU'RE ACTUALLY
MAKING SOME FRIENDS HERE.
LET'S NOT GET
AHEAD OF OURSELVES.
THEY'VE BASICALLY
JUST MOVED OFF THE PLAN
TO DUMP THE PIG'S
BLOOD ON ME AT PROM.
TALKING, CHATTING,
NO WORK BEING DONE.
THERE'S FRIEND
POTENTIAL GOING ON.
MAYBE. WITH LOUISE
AND MADELINE, AT LEAST.
2 OUT OF 3 FORMERLY
PSYCHOTIC ENEMIES. NOT BAD.
THERE. POP-TART APPETIZERS TO
TIDE YOU OVER UNTIL THE PIZZA COMES.
THANKS.
HEY, I HAVE KIND
OF A CRAZY IDEA.
THOSE ARE NEVER COMFORTING
WORDS, COMING FROM YOU.
CONSIDER THIS, OK? OK.
NOW, WE HAVE 4 TICKETS
TO THE SHOW TONIGHT.
YES, WE DO.
WHAT IF I GIVE THEM
TO YOU? YOU TAKE THEM.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU
GUYS HAVE A BONDING THING
GOING ON IN THERE.
IT MIGHT BE FUN.
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?
NO, NO. YOU AND I
HAVE BONDED ALREADY.
IN FACT, IF WE BOND ANY FURTHER, WE
WILL BE PERMANENTLY FUSED TOGETHER.
YOU'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS
CONCERT SINCE YOU HEARD ABOUT IT.
I CAN STILL GO. HOW?
SOOKIE AND I CAN BUY CHEAP
SEATS WHEN WE GET THERE.
THESE TICKETS ARE 9TH
ROW, AISLE. DREAM SEATS.
LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
BUT I JUST THINK YOU HAVE 3
YEARS OF CHILTON AHEAD OF YOU
AND IT MIGHT BE NICE TO HAVE SOME
FRIENDLY PEOPLE TO TALK TO THERE.
I DON'T KNOW. YOU GUYS SEEM TO
BE GETTING ALONG. IT MIGHT BE GOOD.
AND I TOTALLY DON'T MIND. I
JUST WANNA SEE THE SHOW.
I DON'T CARE FROM WHAT SEAT.
ARE YOU SURE?
COMPLETELY SURE.
BECAUSE I... OH, LADIES!
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING TONIGHT? WHY?
WELL, WE HAVE THESE
REALLY GREAT TICKETS
TO SEE THE BANGLES AT
THE PASTORELLA THEATER.
AND RORY THOUGHT YOU
MIGHT LIKE TO COME ALONG.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? NO WAY.
YEAH, I MEAN, IF
YOU GUYS WANT TO.
I WOULD LOVE TO GO.
COUNT ME IN.
PARIS, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
I CAN'T.
YES, YOU CAN.
NO, I CAN'T.
BECAUSE YOU'RE BUSY DOING WHAT?
I HAVE HOMEWORK.
SHE'LL BE THERE.
GOOD. GREAT.
♪
♪ ALL THE OLD PAINTINGS
ON THE TOMBS ♪
♪ THEY DO THE SAND
DANCE DON'T YOU KNOW ♪
♪ IF THEY MOVE TOO
QUICK OH WHEY OH ♪
♪ THEY'RE FALLING
DOWN LIKE A DOMINO ♪
♪ ALL THE BAZAAR
MEN BY THE NILE ♪
HE MADE IT.
OH, HE'S HANDY. HOW GREAT.
AND YOU WEAR IT
ALL THE TIME, RIGHT?
JUST WHEN SHE'S BREATHING.
IT'S A LOVE THING.
THANKS FOR THE CONTRIBUTION.
OK, HERE.
NO.
WITH THESE TICKETS, YOU'RE
ABOUT TO ENTER SACRED SPACE.
YOU WILL BE TREADING
ON HALLOWED GROUND.
YOU WILL BE WALKING
LIKE AN EGYPTIAN.
MOM. TAKE THEM.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME.
THE BANGLES ARE THE BEST!
THEY WERE MY FAVORITE
GROUP IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I ALMOST NAMED YOU SUSANNA.
THE DAY I FOUND OUT YOU
HAD NO MUSICAL TALENT AT ALL
WAS THE SADDEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
SORRY.
WELL, YOU SAY THAT NOW. HERE.
OK. THESE ARE
PROBABLY LOCATED...
HI. HI.
UM, CAN YOU TELL ME
WHERE THESE SEATS ARE?
UH, THOSE ARE RIGHT IN HERE.
OH, GOOD. GIRLS.
OK, HERE'S THE DEAL. TAKE
YOUR TICKETS, GO TO YOUR SEATS.
HAVE THE NIGHT OF A
LIFETIME. BANGLE IT UP.
THE SECOND THE CONCERT IS OVER,
MEET US OUTSIDE IN FRONT
OF THE THEATER. GOT IT?
YES. GOOD. NOW GO!
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
OK. LET'S GO MAKE
OUR NOSES BLEED.
AFTER YOU.
WHICH AISLE IS IT?
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
I HAVE NEVER SAT THIS
CLOSE TO A STAGE BEFORE.
IN FACT, I'VE NEVER REALLY
BEEN TO A CONCERT BEFORE.
SO I COULD BE SITTING IN THE
BACK AND SAY THE SAME THING.
IN HERE.
GOOD.
WOW. THESE ARE AMAZING SEATS.
YES, THEY ARE.
WHAT ARE THEY LOOKING AT?
ONE GUESS.
CHECK IT OUT, WE'VE GOT FANS.
WAS I RIGHT?
YOU WERE RIGHT.
AND BEFORE IT'S DARK, THEY'LL
HAVE EVERY PICNIC BASKET
THAT'S IN JELLYSTONE PARK.
DID YOU EVER SEE EVEREST?
NO.
IT'S A GOOD MOVIE.
WE MUST BE GETTING CLOSE.
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF ROWS.
AND 1,000.
OK. WE'RE HERE.
GREAT.
OK. THIS IS FINE.
YEP. NOT BAD AT ALL.
WHAT?
WHAT? WHAT IS SO FUNNY?
THESE ARE THE WORST
SEATS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.
THEY ARE, AREN'T THEY?
OH, MY GOD! IT'S SO FUNNY.
DON'T YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
YOU KNOW, I DON'T.
I'M SORRY.
OH, THEY'RE STARTING!
DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER?
YOU MEAN A FLAMETHROWER. GET IT?
A FLAMETHROWER,
'CAUSE IT'S SO FAR.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE BANGLES!
♪
♪ THE HERO IS EXPOSED WHEN ♪
♪ HIS CRIMES ARE BROUGHT
TO THE LIGHT OF DAY ♪
♪ WON'T BE FEELING
SORRY, SORRY, SORRY ♪
♪ ON THE JUDGEMENT DAY ♪
♪ WASN'T IT ME WHO SAID ♪
♪ THERE'LL BE A PRICE TO PAY ♪
♪ AND I WON'T FEEL BAD AT ALL ♪
♪ WHEN THE HERO TAKES A FALL ♪
♪ WHEN THE HERO TAKES A FALL ♪
♪ HERO TAKES A FALL OH NO ♪
♪ YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU STORIES ♪
♪ YOU SUBSTITUTE WITH
GIRLS WHO TELL YOU MORE ♪
♪ SUDDENLY YOU
SIGHT A FANCY CHANCE ♪
♪ SINCE LOVE IS AT YOUR DOOR ♪
♪ WE'RE SEEING THROUGH YOU NOW ♪
♪ I SAW IT ALL BEFORE ♪
♪ AND I WON'T FEEL BAD AT ALL ♪
♪ WHEN THE HERO TAKES A FALL ♪
♪ WHEN THE HERO TAKES A FALL ♪
♪ HERO TAKES A FALL OH NO ♪
♪
♪ CLOSE YOUR EYES ♪
♪ GIVE ME YOUR HAND, DARLING ♪
♪ DO YOU FEEL MY HEART BEATING ♪
♪ DO YOU UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ DO YOU FEEL THE SAME ♪
♪ OR AM I ONLY DREAMING ♪
♪ IS THIS BURNING ♪
♪ AN ETERNAL FLAME ♪
♪ I BELIEVE ♪
HEY, WAS RACHEL PRETTY?
WHAT?
I'M JUST CURIOUS.
WAS SHE PRETTY?
SHE WAS PRETTY.
♪ SLEEPING ♪
BUT LIKE WHAT KIND OF PRETTY?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"WHAT KIND OF PRETTY"?
I MEAN, LIKE, WAS SHE A CATHERINE
ZETA-JONES KIND OF PRETTY
OR A MICHELLE
PFEIFFERY PRETTY, OR...
SHE WAS AN ELLE
MacPHERSON KIND OF PRETTY.
REALLY? YEP.
♪ IS THIS BURNING ♪
HUH! THAT'S AN
INTENSE KIND OF PRETTY.
YOU'RE NOT KIDDING.
I NEVER PICTURED LUKE WITH AN
ELLE MacPHERSON KIND OF PRETTY.
NO? PICTURED HIM MORE WITH A
LORELAI GILMORE KIND OF PRETTY?
OH.
THE AIR UP HERE MUST BE VERY
THIN, BECAUSE YOU'RE DELIRIOUS.
AND YOU'RE JEALOUS. WHAT?
YOU'RE JEALOUS OF RACHEL.
YOU'RE ACCUSING
ME OF BEING JEALOUS
OF A WOMAN WHO DUMPED A MAN I'M
NOT EVEN INTERESTED IN 5 YEARS AGO?
YES. AND YOU DON'T
THINK THAT'S CRAZY?
OH, I DO THINK THAT'S CRAZY.
RIGHT, I'M NOT JEALOUS.
YEAH, YOU ARE.
♪ SUN SHINES THROUGH THE RAIN ♪
♪ A WHOLE LIFE SO LONELY ♪
♪ AND THEN YOU COME
AND EASE THE PAIN ♪
♪ I DON'T WANT TO
LOSE THIS FEELING ♪
OH, MY GOD! HE IS SO GORGEOUS.
I GUESS.
LISTEN, THERE'S A MASSIVE PARTY
GOING ON RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.
SO? SO THEY INVITED US.
WHO? JESS AND SEAN.
WE'VE BEEN TALKING TO THEM.
THEY'RE EXTREMELY COOL.
ARE WE GOING? GOING WHERE?
TO THE PARTY.
THERE'S A CONCERT GOING ON.
BUT THE BAND WON'T MISS US.
WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE, LOUISE.
IT'S AMERICA, RORY.
WE HAVE TO MEET MY
MOM AFTER THE SHOW.
OH, COME ON.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "OH, COME ON"?
WE HAVE TO MEET MY
MOTHER AFTER THE CONCERT.
THE BAND MAY NOT MISS
US, BUT LORELAI SURE WILL.
THESE GUYS ARE SO CUTE.
THAT'S GREAT, BUT WE'RE
NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID?
OF GOING OUT INTO A STRANGE
CITY WITH 2 GUYS I DON'T KNOW? YEAH.
RORY, PLEASE? NO!
WELL, WE'RE GOING.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
PARIS? JOIN, PLEASE?
NO, THANKS.
FINE. COME ON, MADELINE.
AND JUST WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO TELL MY MOTHER?
THAT YOU'RE A VERY
GOOD LITTLE GIRL.
LOUISE...
THE PARTY'S IN A BUILDING
ON THE CORNER OF WAVERLY
AND FIRST. TRY TO GET AWAY.
MADELINE...
WE'LL BE BACK BY THE
TIME THE CONCERT'S OVER.
♪ GIVE ME YOUR HAND, DARLING ♪
YOU KNOW, I REALLY
LIKE THIS BAND.
♪ DO YOU UNDERSTAND ♪
♪ DO YOU FEEL THE SAME ♪
WELL?
I COULDN'T FIND MOM
OR SOOKIE ANYWHERE.
SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
I GUESS WE JUST WAIT
HERE FOR THEM TO FIND US.
OK.
I CAN'T BELIEVE LOUISE AND
MADELINE WOULD JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT.
THEY'VE DONE IT BEFORE.
NICE.
YEAH, WELL.
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
MAYBE.
WHAT COULD YOU
POSSIBLY SEE IN TRISTIN?
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
IS IT JUST THAT HE'S CUTE?
PARTLY.
'CAUSE THERE ARE A LOT
OF CUTE GUYS IN THE WORLD.
NOT LIKE TRISTIN.
HE'S JUST SUCH A JERK.
HE'S NOT ALWAYS A JERK.
NO? NO.
OK.
WHEN IS HE NOT A JERK?
I'VE KNOWN TRISTIN A
REALLY LONG TIME, OK?
WE'VE BEEN IN THE SAME
CLASS SINCE KINDERGARTEN.
REALLY? YES.
AND, WELL, HE HAS THINGS
IN HIS LIFE THAT ARE HARD.
HIS PARENTS, NOT SO GREAT.
WE HAVE THAT IN COMMON.
OK.
HE KISSED ME ONCE.
HE DID?
6TH GRADE. ON A DARE.
HOW ROMANTIC.
YOU JUST DON'T
KNOW HIM LIKE I DO.
OK, I BELIEVE YOU.
I JUST... I THINK MAYBE
YOU COULD DO BETTER.
I KNOW HE'S FLIRTING
WITH ME TO GET TO YOU,
BUT AT LEAST HE'S
FLIRTING WITH ME.
HEY.
THERE YOU ARE.
THINK FAST. T-SHIRTS
FOR ALL THE GIRLS
BECAUSE I'M THE
GOOD WITCH OF THE...
AREN'T YOU MISSING
A COUPLE OF KIDS?
THEY LEFT. EXCUSE ME?
MADELINE AND LOUISE
MET THESE GUYS...
WHAT GUYS?
I DON'T KNOW. THEY WERE SITTING
BEHIND US, AND THEY WERE HAVING A PARTY.
UNBELIEVABLE! WHAT'S GOING ON?
THEY LEFT. WHAT?
LET'S GO. COME ON. MOVE!
IF I LEAVE THE HOUSE WITH 4
GIRLS, I'M COMING HOME WITH 4 GIRLS.
HI. I'M LOOKING FOR A
COUPLE OF COLLEGE BOYS
WHO MIGHT LIVE HERE OR
HAVE FRIENDS WHO LIVE HERE.
I DON'T TALK TO ANYBODY.
PEOPLE ANNOY ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
THE BLONDE...
WHAT?
SHE FOUND HIM WITH
THE BLONDE AGAIN.
SHE'S GONNA KNOCK ON EVERY DOOR
IN THE ENTIRE BUILDING, ISN'T SHE?
YEP. WOW.
HELLO! IS ANYONE HOME?
HELLO!
LET'S GO FOLLOW YOUR MOTHER.
I WONDER, IF I WAS MISSING, IF MY MOM
WOULD COME LOOKING FOR ME LIKE THAT.
PARIS, YOU KNOW SHE WOULD.
YEAH, OR AT LEAST
SHE'D SEND SOMEBODY.
MUSIC.
LET'S GO.
♪
MOM, THAT'S ONE OF THE GUYS.
YEAH?
HI. COULD YOU MOVE, PLEASE?
WHAT?
THANKS.
HEY, DID YOU MISS ME? LORELAI.
MS. GILMORE. PUT THE
CUPS DOWN. LET'S MOVE.
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
YEAH. SEE THOSE 2
IDIOTS OVER THERE?
THEY'RE 16, UNDERAGE.
AND I BET YOU'RE NOT.
I ALSO BET THOSE BIG FANCY PARTY
CUPS AREN'T HOLDING LEMONADE.
YOU REALLY WANT TO END ANY FURTHER
CONVERSATION WITH ME RIGHT NOW.
SO JUST STEP ASIDE, SKIPPY.
MOVE YOUR ASSES. OUTSIDE, NOW!
♪ YOU'RE MY PERFECT LOVER ♪
♪ I'LL NEVER BE ♪
HEY!
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BEGIN TO
TELL YOU HOW COMPLETELY INSANE IT IS
TO TAKE OFF WITH
ANYONE YOU DON'T KNOW
OR DRINK THINGS THAT YOU
DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THEM
OR ACT LIKE YOU HAVE
A CLUE WHEN YOU DON'T.
BUT IF YOU EVER PULL A STUNT LIKE
THIS AGAIN, IT WILL NOT BE AROUND MY KID!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
YES. YES.
GOOD. NOW LET'S GO.
I CAN'T WAIT TO
MEET YOUR PARENTS.
WE HAVE SOME CATCHING UP TO DO.
I THINK WE'LL JUST TALK AND
TALK AND TALK ALL NIGHT LONG.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK THIS IS THE BEST
NIGHT I'VE EVER HAD.
I CANNOT BELIEVE I MISSED IT.
THE CONCERT WAS AMAZING.
FORGET ABOUT THE CONCERT.
I WANTED TO SEE LORELAI PULL THOSE
IDIOTS OUT OF THAT GUY'S APARTMENT.
IT DEFINITELY WAS
A KODAK MOMENT.
HEY. HEY.
HEY, YOU DIDN'T WAKE
ME UP. I SET THE CLOCK.
YES, BUT SEE, THE CLOCK STOPS RINGING
ONCE I THROW IT AGAINST THE WALL,
GIVING ME AMPLE TIME
TO FALL BACK TO SLEEP.
YOU, HOWEVER, NEVER STOP YAPPING
NO MATTER HOW HARD I THROW YOU,
THUS ENSURING THE
WHOLE WAKE-UP PROCESS.
I'M GONNA GET A SODA.
ANYBODY WANT ANYTHING?
GUM.
YES. THE NIGHT OF MY
14TH BIRTHDAY BACK
SO I COULD RIGHT THE "GREEN HOT
PANT-ROLLER DISCO OUTFIT" WRONG.
COMING RIGHT UP. BYE.
SO,
TALK TO ANYBODY TODAY?
YOU MEAN MADELINE
OR LOUISE OR PARIS?
YES.
NO. RIGHT.
BUT I BET SCHOOL TOMORROW
WILL BE INTERESTING.
OH, YES. STORIES OF RORY'S
CRAZY, BANGLES-OBSESSED MOTHER
RIPPING OPEN APARTMENT DOORS,
SCARING THE POINTY-HAIRED BOYS.
TOTALLY UNCOOL, MAN.
I HAD TO DO IT, RORY.
THEY COULD HAVE GOTTEN HURT.
I KNOW.
GOD, I THOUGHT
INVITING THOSE GIRLS OUT
WOULD MAKE THINGS
EASIER FOR YOU AT SCHOOL.
YEAH, WELL, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT
"EASY" IS COMPLETELY OVERRATED.
TSK. OH, THAT'S MY TWISTED GIRL.
PLUS PARIS DECIDED TO LET ME
SPLIT THE DEBATE TIME WITH HER.
WOW! WAIT, WHY...
WHY AM I WOWING?
BECAUSE SPLITTING DEBATE TIME
WITH PARIS IS LIKE DOING THAT WHOLE
"SPITTING-IN-YOUR-PALM
AND-SHAKING-HANDS" FRIENDSHIP OATH THING.
BUT WAY LESS GROSS. YEAH.
OH, GOOD, I'M GLAD THEN.
OH, UM...
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OK.
HEY.
OH, HEY. FIND ANYTHING GOOD?
OH, YEAH. I GOT SOME
REFRIGERATOR MAGNETS
SHAPED LIKE SUSHI FOR A NICKEL.
SO BASICALLY I SCORED.
OH, GOOD.
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
THE OTHER DAY...
OH, FORGET IT.
I WAS A JERK. I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
I KNOW. REALLY.
YEAH, WELL, I AM SORRY.
I WANTED TO GIVE
THIS BACK TO YOU.
OH, NO. YOU BOUGHT IT.
I... I KNOW, BUT IT'S
YOURS, AND I DIDN'T KNOW.
DIDN'T KNOW?
ABOUT THE FORMER OWNER. OH.
IF I HAD, I WOULDN'T HAVE FLAUNTED
IT IN FRONT OF YOU LIKE THAT.
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. I WAS
HAVING A BAD DAY, THAT'S IT.
NOW I GOT MAGNETIC SUSHI.
ALL'S RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.
OK, GOOD. SO HERE.
IT OBVIOUSLY MEANS
SOMETHING TO YOU.
BUT YOU HAVE TO LET
THINGS GO EVENTUALLY, RIGHT?
YEAH, BUT SOMETIMES YOU NEED A
LITTLE SOMETHING TO REMIND YOU.
I MEAN, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO
FORGET EVERYTHING, WOULD YOU?
NO, THERE WAS SOME STUFF THAT I
DEFINITELY WOULD NOT WANT TO FORGET.
SO HERE, SO YOU DON'T FORGET.
THANKS. CAN I PAY YOU FOR IT?
IN COFFEE, ABSOLUTELY.
ALL RIGHT.
I'M NOT PINING.
I KNOW. JUST REMEMBERING.
GOT IT. REMEMBERING
IS NOT PINING.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
IT'S A MEMENTO, LIKE
RESTAURANT MATCHES.
I CAN SEE THE RESEMBLANCE.
OK. WELL, GOOD.
BYE, LUKE. BYE.