Ghost Whisperer (2005–2010): Season 4, Episode 16 - Ghost Busted - full transcript

PREVIOUSLY ON GHOST WHISPERER...

THE DAY OF THE ACCIDENT,

I SAW JIM'S GHOST
STEP INTO SAM'S BODY.

YOU'RE BACK! DO I KNOW YOU?

I SEE THE SAME GUY THAT YOU SEE.

IT'S NOT JIM.

I JUST KNOW WHAT I SEE

WHEN I LOOK IN THOSE EYES,

AND JIM IS IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

WAIT, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO TELL ME YOU THINK

I'M YOUR HUSBAND REINCARNATED?



YOU'RE THE ONLY
ONE WHO CAN SEE ME.

PLEASE HELP. IS SOMETHING THERE?

I'M SORRY, AGAIN, FOR
BEING SO DISTRACTED.

WHERE IS SHE ALWAYS
RUNNING OFF TO?

SHE WASN'T IN THIS MORNING.

SHE WASN'T HERE
LAST NIGHT EITHER.

RECOVERY TEAMS SENT THIS FOOTAGE

FROM THE RESCUE SITE OF THE
ROCKLAND UNIVERSITY STUDENT

WHO HAD BEEN MISSING
FOLLOWING A RUSH LAST WEEK.

YOU KNOW, THEY FOUND THAT GIRL.

YEAH? THAT'S GREAT NEWS.

WHERE WERE YOU?

AT THE... THE FIREHOUSE.

OH, RIGHT. YOU TOLD
ME THAT. I FORGOT.



LATER.

OH!

IF THAT'S SAM, COULD
YOU JUST TELL HIM

THAT I'M AT THE
RESTAURANT ALREADY?

'CAUSE I DON'T WANT HIM
TO CANCEL ON ME AGAIN.

IT'S A TELEMARKETER.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

WELL, IT'S JUST, HE'S
BEEN ACTING WEIRD LATELY,

YOU KNOW, LIKE
SOMETHING'S CHANGED.

LIKE WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S LIKE HE CAN'T
TRUST ME, WHICH,

WHO CAN BLAME HIM?

I'M ALWAYS RUNNING
AROUND AFTER GHOSTS

OR HUSHED
CONVERSATIONS WITH ELI.

BUT YOU DO KNOW.

IT'S ALL ABOUT GHOSTS.

MELINDA, YOU HAVE
TO TELL HIM ABOUT IT.

I MEAN, AT BEST
HE'LL BELIEVE YOU,

AT WORST, HE'LL THINK
YOU'RE... ECCENTRIC.

LIKE I DID.

WHAT?

NOTHING. IT'S JUST,

I WAS GONNA TELL
HIM AT DINNER TONIGHT,

BUT A PART OF ME WAS HOPING

THAT YOU WOULD
REALLY TALK ME OUT OF IT.

WHY? YOU TELL PEOPLE YOU
SEE GHOSTS ALL THE TIME.

YES, BUT IT'S NOT USUALLY
FOLLOWED UP WITH,

"OH, BY THE WAY,

"YOU'RE MY HUSBAND'S
SOUL IN ANOTHER MAN'S BODY.

COULD YOU... COULD
YOU PASS THE SALT?"

ARE YOU PLANNING ON
TELLING HIM EVERYTHING?

FIRST I'M GOING TO SEE HOW HE
DEALS WITH MY GIFT, YOU KNOW?

BABY STEPS.

GOOD NIGHT.

Melinda: YOU DIDN'T EAT MUCH.

Jim: YEAH, I GUESS
I WASN'T HUNGRY.

WELL, I'M GLAD THAT
YOU GOT SOME FREE TIME.

YEAH, SCHEDULE'S BEEN CRAZY.

LOOK, I WANTED TO SPEND
TIME TOGETHER, BUT...

NEVER MIND.

LOOK...

I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,

AND I JUST WANT
TO CLEAR THE AIR,

BECAUSE I HATE HAVING SECRETS.

GOOD. THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

I...

WHAT'S WRONG? IT'S
LIKE YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST.

ACTUALLY...

Jim: WHAT THE HELL?

Man: ALL RIGHT, SO WE
GOT EVERYTHING, RIGHT?

SO, UM, HOW LONG DO WE
HAVE TO STAY AT THIS HOTEL?

OH, PROBABLY JUST THE NIGHT.

IF THE EVENTS ARE AS
FREQUENT AS YOU SAY THEY ARE,

I SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING BY DAWN.

JOHN, DEVIN, WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, HEY, MELINDA.

WE WERE JUST, UM...

SOME WEIRD STUFF
HAS BEEN GOING ON.

UH, NOISES, THINGS MOVING.

THEN DOORS STARTED
OPENING... LOCKED DOORS.

YEAH, WE'RE AT THE
END OF OUR ROPE.

YEAH, SEE, I KNOW
YOU PROBABLY THINK

THIS SOUNDS CRAZY,

AND THAT'S NO OFFENSE TO YOU,

BUT WHEN THE PLUMBER AND
THE ELECTRICIAN COULDN'T HELP US,

WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO
ELSE TO CALL, BUT...

LINUS VAN HORN,

SPI... SUPERNATURAL,
PARANORMAL INVESTIGATION.

OH, HERE'S MY CARD.

WHAT DO YOU DO, EXACTLY?

UH, WELL, SPECTRAL
BEINGS EMIT ENERGY,

SO I SET UP INFRARED
STILL AND VIDEO CAMERAS,

ULTRA SENSITIVE AUDIO RECORDERS,

THERMAL MEASURING...

THERE ARE A LOT OF
NON-BELIEVERS OUT THERE.

I'M GUESSING YOU'RE AMONG THEM?

Melinda: NO, NO,
NO. IT'S JUST...

REALLY? ABSOLUTELY.

SO IF YOU EVER NEED
A GHOST HUNTER...

Jim: NO, THAT'S ALL
RIGHT. I'M ALREADY

IN HOCK TO MY, UH, WITCH
DOCTOR, BUT THANKS.

WITCH DOCTORS.

GHOST HUNTERS? ARE
PEOPLE REALLY THIS STUPID?

THE CLIENTS, OR THE GHOST GUY?

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? I
MEAN, THIS IS NONSENSE. GHOSTS?

LOOK, WHAT YOU WERE SAYING
ABOUT CLEARING THINGS UP...

YOU KNOW WHAT, I, UM, I... UGH,

I FORGOT TO WRITE A
CHECK TO THE WEBSITE GUYS.

I'M JUST GONNA RUN
BACK TO THE STORE.

I CAN GO WITH YOU. THAT'S OK.

'CAUSE I'M PROBABLY JUST
GONNA DO SOME OTHER THINGS

WHILE I'M THERE, SO I'LL
JUST... I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

RIGHT.

I WAS THIS CLOSE! YOU
KNOW, TO COMING CLEAN.

AND THEN THIS GUY
HAD TO SHOW UP.

YOU KNOW, HOW IS SAM
SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY

WHEN THERE'S A HEARSE
DRIVING AROUND TOWN

WITH A BIG, GIANT GHOST ON TOP?

WELL, WHAT IF THERE REALLY IS A
GHOST IN YOUR FRIEND'S ABODE?

WELL, THEN IT NEEDS TO
BE HANDLED RESPECTFULLY

AND CROSSED OVER, YOU KNOW?

NOT TORMENTED AND
PHOTOGRAPHED BY SOME GUY

WHO HAS NO IDEA
WHAT HE'S DEALING WITH.

WAIT A MINUTE. SO THESE GUYS

ACTUALLY REALLY
CAN DETECT GHOSTS?

YEAH, SOME OF THEM,
BUT THAT'S ALL, YOU KNOW?

THEY CAN CAPTURE
RECORDINGS AND SOUNDS,

BUT THEY CAN'T
COMMUNICATE WITH SPIRITS.

SO PEOPLE END UP SPENDING

ALL OF THIS MONEY JUST TO
CONFUSE AND ANGER GHOSTS,

AND MAKE THINGS WORSE. HMM.

ALL RIGHT, OUR ABILITY SHOULD
BE ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS.

OTHERWISE, WE RUN THE RISK OF
BECOMING A COMPLETE LAUGHINGSTOCK.

TRUST ME.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU
SPEAK FROM EXPERIENCE.

YEAH. I WAS ALMOST OUTED BY
THAT SHAME THE DEVIL WEBSITE.

SO YOU COME TO ME
TO DO WHAT, RANT?

NO, FOR HELP. OH, BOY.

PLEASE?

OK, WILL YOU JUST GO OVER THERE

AND FIND OUT IF THERE'S A
GHOST, AND CROSS HIM OVER?

ALL RIGHT? AND TELL THAT GUY

TO TAKE HIS CARNIVAL
ACT SOMEWHERE ELSE,

BECAUSE I REALLY...

I REALLY NEED TO
TELL SAM THE TRUTH

WITH JUST A LITTLE
SHRED OF DIGNITY.

Linus: IF YOU WANT TO
LEARN ABOUT GHOSTS,

YOU NEED THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT.

THAT'S A K-2 METER.

THAT MEASURES MAGNETIC FIELDS.

THEORETICALLY, IF USED PROPERLY,

YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET
GHOSTS TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU,

YOU KNOW, LIKE 2 BLIPS FOR YES,

ONE FOR NO SORT OF THING.

SOUNDS PRIMITIVE.

HAVE YOU COMMUNICATED
WITH ANY GHOSTS?

UH, WELL, NO, NOT YET.

BUT I HAVE HEARD THEM,

THROUGH EVP.

ELECTRONIC, UM...

VOICE PHENOMENA, YEAH.
AND I'VE SEEN THEM, TOO.

WELL, THE RECORDED IMAGES.

HERE, CHECK THESE OUT.

HUH?

LOOK AT THAT.

I USED TO USE A T.I.D.C.

THAT'S A THERMAL
IMAGING DIGITAL CAMERA.

DETECTS, YOU KNOW,
LONG WAVELENGTH

INFRARED, YOU KNOW, THINGS THAT
ARE INVISIBLE TO THE HUMAN EYE.

BUT THEN I UPGRADED
TO THE M.F.S.C.

I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH THAT ONE.

THAT'S A MULTI-FREQUENCY
SENSITIVE CAMERA.

AND EVER SINCE I GOT
THIS BABY RIGHT HERE,

I'VE BEEN DETECTING
GHOSTS EVERYWHERE.

THEY LOOK LIKE
LITTLE SPECKS OF DUST.

UH, YEAH,

BUT THEY WERE TAKEN
IN TOTAL DARKNESS

WHERE THERE'S NO
LIGHT TO DETECT DUST.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID
YOU WERE A BELIEVER.

OH, I DO BELIEVE... WITH
THE SKEPTICISM OF SCIENCE.

WOW, THAT'S A REALLY HOT GHOST.

WHAT? OH, NO. I'M SORRY.

THAT'S, UH, THAT'S
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND.

AND YOU GOT ALL THIS
USING YOUR MULTI...

FREQUENCY SENSITIVE
CAMERA, THAT'S RIGHT.

THIS BABY RIGHT HERE.

AND NOT CHEAP. HMM.

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

WE TURN OFF THE
LIGHTS AND WE WAIT.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HEY!

WAIT, SHH, SHH! HEY, HEY, HEY!

LOOK AT THIS, COME HERE!

OH! THERE IS
DEFINITELY A PRESENCE.

YEAH, YOU CAN CALL IT THAT.

THIS IS SO WEIRD. USUALLY
WHEN I PICK UP AN E.V.P.,

SOMETHING COMES UP...

STAIRS! POINT IT
TOWARDS THE STAIRS!

WHAT?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THERE IT IS!

WAIT, IS THAT... IS THAT...

IS THAT REALLY...
COME ON, COME ON.

I JUST SAW MY FIRST GHOST.

YEAH.

HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE IT WAS?

Child, whispering:
Can you see us?

ARE YOU LISTENING? I
SAID I SAW MY FIRST GHOST!

WAIT, SO THIS GHOST
GUY IS THE REAL DEAL?

ONLY IN THAT HE
CAN TAKE PICTURES.

NOTHING ELSE IS NEW.

OH, REALLY, MISS I SEE
GHOSTS ALL THE TIME?

CAN US NEWBIES
BASK A LITTLE? PLEASE.

OK, ENOUGH BASKING. DID
YOU TALK TO THE GHOST?

NO.

BUT I KIND OF LET IT SLIP
THAT I COULD HEAR THEM,

SO LINUS IS EXTENDING HIS RUN.

UGH, ELI, YOU
VALIDATED THIS GUY?

NO!

I MERELY HEARD THE
GHOST HE PHOTOGRAPHED,

WHICH MEANS HE'S LEGIT.

BESIDES, WON'T THIS HELP YOU
PROVE TO SAM THAT GHOSTS ARE REAL?

YEAH, WELL, FUZZY ORBS
WOULDN'T HAVE SWAYED ME.

THANK YOU. YOU KNOW, ELI,

YOU HAVE TO CROSS THIS GHOST.

AND GET RID OF THIS GUY.

JUST GIVE ME A
LITTLE BIT MORE TIME.

I DON'T HAVE MUCH
MORE TIME. I KNOW.

BUT WHEN I TRIED TO ENGAGE
HER IN A LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE,

SHE REALIZED SHE WAS
BEING VIDEOED, SHE BOUNCED.

GREAT, SO SHE'S
HIDING SOMETHING.

IT'D BE SO MUCH EASIER IF YOU
JUST CAME OVER THERE AND JUST...

I CAN'T, OK?

IF I START HANGING OUT AT A HOUSE
WITH A PLASTIC GHOST IN FRONT,

SAM'S GONNA THINK I'M NUTS.

OK, LOOK, I DID MY RESEARCH.

YOUR FRIENDS BOUGHT THAT
HOUSE IN A PROBATE SALE

FROM THE ESTATE OF
ONE EVELYN BELLSBURY,

SENIOR CITIZEN WHO
LIVED THERE FROM 1972

UNTIL SHE VANISHED
A FEW YEARS AGO.

THE CASE WAS NEVER SOLVED.

WELL, THEN, SOLVE
IT FOR GOD SAKE, OK?

JUST FIND OUT WHAT'S KEEPING
THIS MRS. BELLSBURY HERE.

GET HER INTO THE LIGHT
SO MELINDA CAN TELL SAM!

I REALLY, I JUST CAN'T
TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS!

OK! I'M ON IT.

OK, HMM...

COME ON.

LET'S SEE WHO YOU ARE.

BINGO.

"GRANDVIEW ANTIQUES
DEALER MELINDA GORDON

SEEMS TO BE HIDING A
VERY MYSTERIOUS SIDELINE."

DAMN IT.

Man: TROUBLE, NO!

NO! HEY, SORRY, BUT
CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN?

UH, I'M ACTUALLY

NOT SELLING ANYTHING.

UM, I'M... YOU'RE JEFFREY
CROCKETT, RIGHT?

I'M DR. ELI JAMES. UM,
I'M WRITING A PAPER

ON THE PLIGHT OF
GRANDVIEW'S ELDERLY,

AND, UH, I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING

ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBOR,
EVELYN BELLSBURY.

UH, A LITTLE. WE BOUGHT
THE HOUSE 10 YEARS AGO,

RIGHT BEFORE SHE DISAPPEARED.

I WAS HOPING TO LEARN A
LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT THAT.

WELL, YEAH. SHE WAS, UH,
A REALLY SWEET OLD LADY.

WE CALLED HER MRS. BLUEBERRY

BECAUSE SHE MADE THE MOST
AMAZING JELLIES AND JAMS.

TROUBLE! NO!

I DIDN'T REALIZE
SHE WAS MARRIED.

WELL, SHE WASN'T.
IT WAS JUST HER

AND HER PARAKEET
AS FAR AS I KNOW.

ANYWAY, WE WERE SHOCKED
WHEN SHE WENT MISSING.

DO YOU REMEMBER
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?

LET'S SEE, UM, SHE BROUGHT
OVER THESE SCRUMPTIOUS

BLUEBERRY TARTS
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

I MEAN, THE FILLING
WAS UNBELIEVABLE.

THE PASTRY WAS LIKE
BUTTER. IT... TROUBLE!

AND THEN A COUPLE WEEKS LATER,

THERE WERE COP CARS
OUT IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE.

SO SHE JUST LEFT?

WELL, NOBODY REALLY KNOWS.
I MEAN, HER CAR WAS THERE,

HER KEYS WERE IN HER
PURSE IN HER HOUSE

WITH HER LICENSE
AND HER PASSPORT.

THERE WAS STILL A BUNCH OF
BLUEBERRY TARTS ON THE WINDOWSILL.

ANY CHANCE THAT SHE COULD
HAVE JUST WANDERED OFF?

I DON'T KNOW HOW FAR
SHE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN.

SHE WALKED WITH A CANE.

LISTEN, I GOTTA LET THE
DOG OUT, YOU GOTTA GO.

GIVE ME A 5 SECOND
HEAD START, OK?

Jim: HEY.

SAM, HEY.

UM, I'M SORRY, BUT MELINDA

JUST STEPPED OUT FOR A WHILE.

UM, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

WHERE SHE MIGHT BE?

UM, ACTUALLY I DON'T, BUT
YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY,

OR I CAN JUST TELL HER
THAT YOU STOPPED BY.

OH, OK, YEAH.

SHE'S PRETTY GUARDED,
ISN'T SHE? MELINDA?

YOU KNOW, WHERE
SHE GOES ALL THE TIME.

WHAT SHE'S DOING.

YEAH, SHE'S, UM,

KIND OF A PRIVATE PERSON.

LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO SEEM
LIKE I'M CHECKING UP ON HER, OK,

BUT I JUST CAN'T
SHAKE THE FEELING

THAT THERE IS MORE
GOING ON IN HER LIFE THAN...

SELLING ANTIQUES.

SHE'S, UM...

COMPLICATED.

I KNOW.

I GET IT, I DO. AND THAT'S COOL.

JUST LOST HER HUSBAND, AND MAYBE
I'M ASKING FOR TOO MUCH, TOO SOON.

BUT IF THERE IS SOMETHING
GOING ON WITH HER,

I JUST WANT HER TO
KNOW SHE CAN LET ME IN.

SHE WILL.

I KNOW SHE WILL.

I HOPE SO.

SAM, MELINDA HAS
GOT THIS HUGE HEART.

AND SHE'S SUCH A GOOD PERSON,

AND SHE HELPS A LOT OF PEOPLE,

AND SHE JUST DOESN'T LIKE TO BE
IN THE LIMELIGHT OR TAKE CREDIT.

CREDIT FOR WHAT?

YOU JUST GOTTA
GIVE HER SOME TIME.

YEAH.

AND WHEN SHE DOES TALK TO YOU,

YOU GOTTA KEEP AN OPEN MIND, OK?

LIKE, WIDE OPEN.

HERE YOU GO.

COFFEE, AND IN
HONOR OF OUR GHOST,

BLUEBERRY PASTRIES.
'CAUSE I DID A LITTLE RESEARCH,

AND OUR GHOST...

IS MOST LIKELY EVELYN BELLSBURY,

WHO THE NEIGHBORS AFFECTIONATELY
REFER TO AS MRS. BLUEBERRY.

SO YOU MET TROUBLE.

YES, I MET TROUBLE, AND I
BROUGHT HIM DOG BISCUITS, TOO.

I REALLY DO MY HOMEWORK. HMM.

YOU KNOW, IF MRS. BELLSBURY

TELLS US WHAT HAPPENED TO HER,

SHE COULD BE... SHE
COULD BE THE ONE.

THE ONE?

YEAH, I MEAN, PEOPLE MAY THINK

THAT FOLKS LIKE
YOU AND I ARE CRAZY,

BUT IF WE CAN ACTUALLY PROVE
THAT A GHOST HELPED US SOLVE

A MISSING PERSON'S CASE...

OH, SHE'S HERE!

HIT THE LIGHTS.

COME HERE.

HOLY COW.

TALK TO HER.

TALK TO HER!

EVELYN?

CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOU?

WHOA, SHE'S ON THE MOVE. HERE.

PUT THESE ON.

HMM.

WHOA.

SHE'S MOVING KIND
OF SLOW BECAUSE...

SHE WALKED WITH A CANE.

YEAH.

OH, LOOK!

THERE IT IS.

AHH!

OH, MY GOD.

IT REALLY IS HER.

THIS IS AWESOME!

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

THAT'S THE DOOR THE
OCCUPANT SAID KEPT OPENING.

EVEN WHEN IT WAS LOCKED.

WHOA.

WHOA.

I GOT GOOSEBUMPS. DO
YOU HAVE GOOSEBUMPS?

MRS. BELLSBURY?!

HUH.

SHE'S GONE.

HMM.

OW! OW! OW!

SORRY, SORRY, SORRY. MY BAD.

CAKE MIX?

CAKE MIX?

IT'S EMPTY.

HEY, LOOK, THERE'S A
FALSE BOTTOM TO THIS.

OOH.

13 CENTS.

IT'S AN OLD SAVINGS PASSBOOK.

LOOK AT THIS... RIGHT
BEFORE SHE DISAPPEARED,

SHE WITHDREW
EVERYTHING SHE HAD IN CASH.

DO YOU THINK SHE
HOARDED ALL OF HER MONEY

IN THESE CAKE BOXES?

YES, I DO.

BUT WHERE'S THE MONEY NOW?

LITTLE OLD LADY, LIVING ALONE.

WITHDRAWS ALL OF
HER SAVINGS, AND THEN...

WAIT, WAIT, YOU
THINK SOMEBODY KNEW

THAT ALL OF HER MONEY WAS HERE?

COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE.
HOUSEKEEPER OR SOMEONE

WHO FOLLOWED HER
HOME FROM THE BANK.

'CAUSE THE NEXT
THING... SHE DISAPPEARS.

SHE LEAVES A FRESH BATCH

OF BLUEBERRY TARTS JUST
SITTING ON THE WINDOWSILL,

COOLING.

WHAT A WASTE.

I THINK SHE MIGHT
HAVE BEEN MURDERED.

MURDER!

WE'RE TALKING MURDER!

POOR OLD MRS. BLUEBERRY,

SHE PUT ALL HER
MONEY INTO DRY GOODS,

AND THEY WHACKED HER!

ALL RIGHT, KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN!

GOD, WHAT ARE YOU, IN THE MOB?

WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE FOOTAGE.

Melinda: DID HE UPLOAD THIS
TO HIS WEBSITE ALREADY?

Eli: YEAH, GUY'S
GOTTA MAKE A LIVING.

AND IF LINUS CRACKS A MURDER,

HE'S ON HIS WAY TO
SOME SERIOUS GHOST COIN.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS
WAS A PASSION FOR HIM.

IT IS! AND AFTER
SEEING MY FIRST SPIRIT,

I'M THINKING ABOUT
QUITTING MY DAY JOB, TOO.

YOU WERE THAT INSPIRED

BY SOME SHIFTING, GRAINY BLOB?

DON'T CALL MRS.
BLUEBERRY A BLOB.

SHE'S A NICE, MURDERED
LITTLE OLD LADY.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?
SHE BAKED TREATS.

HOW DO YOU KNOW
THAT SHE WAS MURDERED?

OK, SO, FINE, SHE LED YOU
TO SOME STORED MONEY...

UH, ALL OF HER MONEY,

WITHDRAWN DAYS
BEFORE SHE DISAPPEARED.

ONE DAY IT'S GONE,
AND SO IS SHE.

WHAT? WHAT, YOU THINK SHE WENT TO
PARIS AND LEFT HER TARTS ON THE WINDOWSILL?

I DON'T KNOW. THE
WOMAN WAS 76 YEARS OLD.

MAYBE SHE FORGOT ABOUT THEM.

OH! I FORGOT ABOUT THEM!

WHY CAN'T THIS BE MURDER?!

ARE YOU JEALOUS BECAUSE I'M
PLAYING WITH LINUS AND NOT YOU?

LOOK, IF SHE WAS
KILLED BY SOMEBODY,

WHY WOULDN'T SHE JUST
TELL YOU THAT? SAM! HEY.

ELI!

MELINDA. ELI.

SAM.

YEAH, I JUST, UH, I
THOUGHT I'D COME BY.

I SAW YOU WERE HOME, AND...

WHAT IS THAT?

UH, THAT'S...

THAT'S THE GUY.

THAT'S THE GHOST GUY, RIGHT?

YEAH, UH, ELI WAS
JUST SHOWING IT TO ME.

YEAH, UH, I WAS TALKING TO HIM.

I LIKE PEOPLE WHO ARE
DIFFERENT AND STUFF.

WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT'S THAT?

SUPPOSED TO BE
SOME KIND OF GHOST?

I THINK SO, YEAH.

YEAH. HOW DID HE DO THAT?

WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK HE DID ANYTHING?

WHAT, YOU GUYS DON'T
BELIEVE IN THIS STUFF, DO YOU?

WELL, I MEAN, HE RECORDED SOUNDS

AND SOME ENERGY MOVING AROUND.

YEAH, WELL, IT'S EASY ENOUGH
TO DOCTOR FOOTAGE, ISN'T IT?

WELL, YEAH, I GUESS SO, BUT THE
NEIGHBORS DID SAY THAT THEY HEARD VOICES,

YOU KNOW, WHEN
NOBODY ELSE WAS HOME.

RIGHT, HEARING NOISES,
LIKE BUMPS IN THE NIGHT.

IT'S BASICALLY AIR AND PLUMBING.

AND ENERGY MOVING
AROUND, ISN'T THAT JUST WHEN

WE FORGET WHERE WE PUT OUR KEYS?

WELL, WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?

YOU KNOW, I BARELY
KNOW WHO I AM RIGHT NOW,

SO I'M NOT SURE ABOUT MUCH,
BUT THE ONE THING I AM SURE OF

IS THAT GHOSTS AREN'T REAL,

AND I'M VERY SURE THAT GUYS
LIKE THIS WHO SAY THEY ARE

ARE JUST PREYING ON
OTHER PEOPLE'S FEARS.

Eli: WHAT'S UP WITH
JIM'S NEGATIV-O ATTITUDE

ABOUT ALL THINGS PARANORMAL?

YOU'D THINK A GHOST ATE
HIS DOG OR SOMETHING.

YEAH, IT'S WEIRD. I MEAN, JIM
WAS NEVER LIKE THAT, NOT AT ALL.

WHEN YOU TOLD HIM, HE JUST
JUMPED RIGHT IN A BELIEVER?

ALL I KNOW IS, HE...

HE BELIEVED IN ME,

AND SOMEHOW IT'S HARDER
FOR HIM TO DO THAT NOW.

Linus: OH, WAIT, OK! LISTEN,
I REALLY GET THE SENSE...

AND THIS KNUCKLEHEAD,

HE'S NOT MAKING IT ANY EASIER.

John: WHAT CAN YOU DO?

NOTHING! IT'S PROBABLY FINE.

LOOK, YOU SAID A WOMAN WAS MURDERED
IN OUR HOUSE AND SHE'S STILL THERE.

HOW IS THAT FINE?

IT'S, UH... OH, HI.

HEY, I WAS JUST COMING BY TO
SEE HOW EVERYTHING'S GOING.

HONESTLY? TERRIBLE.

GUESS WHAT? WE
BOUGHT A HAUNTED HOUSE.

HONEY, I... YOU SAW THE PROOF!

YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT
THE PREVIOUS OWNER, RIGHT?

MRS. BELLSBURY? DID
YOU EVER MEET HER?

NO. DID YOU? NO.

DID YOU ACTUALLY... DID
YOU ACTUALLY SEE HER?

I MEAN, HOW DID SHE MAKE
HER PRESENCE KNOWN?

WELL, WE STARTED
HEARING CLANGING

AND BANGING IN THE NIGHT.

AND THE JARS WOULD
RATTLE IN THE BASEMENT.

THE JARS?

YOU KNOW, THE SEALED GLASS JARS

PEOPLE BUY FOR CANNING.

SHE LEFT HUNDREDS OF THEM.

UH, LOOK, WE, UH, WE HAVE
TO RE-REGISTER AT THE HOTEL

IF WE'RE GOING TO
STAY ANOTHER NIGHT.

IT'S GOOD SEEING YOU, MELINDA.

AND YOU, YOU CALL US IF
THERE'S ANY RESOLUTION.

AND I TRULY BELIEVE THAT SPIRITS

DO NOT MEAN US
ANY HARM, YOU KNOW,

THEY JUST WANT TO BE
HEARD AND UNDERSTOOD!

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT JARS.

I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT
THEM, I STILL DON'T.

OK, WELL, YOU SAID THAT SHE WAS
HIDING HER MONEY IN THE PANTRY.

THEN IT'S GONE,
WHAT ELSE IS MISSING?

UM, HER BODY?

THE FRUITS OF HER LABOR.

OK. ALL RIGHT, SHE
WAS STOCKING UP.

WHAT YEAR DID SHE
GO MISSING, EXACTLY?

UH, I GUESS IT WAS 1999.

SO THE LAST TIME THAT
THE NEIGHBORS SAW HER,

IT WAS CHRISTMAS.

BUT WHAT IF... WHAT IF SHE
WASN'T SAVING UP FOR CHRISTMAS?

WHAT IF IT WAS FOR NEW YEAR'S?

UM...

MRS. BELLSBURY?

WHOA.

UH...

IF IT IS YOU,

CAN YOU PLEASE TELL
ME WHAT HAPPENED...

OH, NO. NO.

NO, NO, NO. HEY,
WAIT, WAIT, COME BACK!

UH...

SHE'S HERE!

UM, SHE'S, UH, SHE'S
HERE, SHE'S HERE!

HE'S A PSYCHO. LET'S GO.

HUH.

Eli: WHAT IS THAT?

DO YOU HEAR THAT?

I DON'T HEAR GHOSTS. YOU DO.

OH, RIGHT.

OH.

COME HERE, COME HERE.

GO.

YES, YES.

WHY IS SHE MAKING THAT NOISE?

WHOA.

HUH.

NO!

WHOA. WHOA, WHOA.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT HAPPENED?

Linus: ARE YOU SEEING THIS?!

IT'S MRS. BELLSBURY!

I KNOW THAT DRESS.
I SAW IT IN A PHOTO.

HOLY COW!

HELLO, ARE YOU SEEING THIS?!

I SEE IT!

I SAW IT. AND?

RIGHT BODY, WRONG GHOST.

THE PRESSURE LATCH
JAMMED. SHE GOT LOCKED IN.

WASN'T A ROBBERY, EITHER.
THE POLICE SAID THEY FOUND

HER LIFE SAVINGS DOWN THERE.

MINUS THE 13 CENTS WE
FOUND IN THAT CAKE BOX.

SO MUCH FOR ROBBERY MURDER.

YEAH. I'M GLAD ABOUT THAT.

LOOK, I'M GONNA TRY AND
GRAB SOME MORE GEAR,

SEE IF I CAN GET IN THERE.

THE POLICE MIGHT NEED
MY HELP, YOU KNOW?

THERE'S STILL A STORY
TO BE TOLD HERE.

AND THANKS TO THIS
PUPPY, I'M THE MAN TO TELL IT.

I THINK MRS. BELLSBURY'S
BEEN AT PEACE

FOR A LONG, LONG TIME NOW.

ARE YOU SURE YOU
DIDN'T SEE HER SPIRIT?

NOT UNLESS SHE
WAS TRANS-GENDERED

OR CUT TWENTY YEARS OFF HER AGE.

WHAT WAS SHE DOING DOWN THERE?

I THINK SHE WAS PREPARING
FOR THE MILLENNIUM.

I MEAN, THE JARS, THE PRESERVES,

THE MONEY THAT SHE WAS
HIDING IN HER SECRET ROOM.

A PANIC ROOM.

SHE WAS MAKING A
PANIC ROOM BECAUSE 1999

WAS COMING TO A CLOSE.

YEAH, THE WHOLE
WORLD WAS FREAKING OUT.

YOU KNOW, JANUARY FIRST, 2000.

THE COMPUTERS WERE
SUPPOSED TO FAIL;

BANKING SYSTEMS COLLAPSE.

LIFE AS WE KNOW IT WOULD CEASE.

SHE WAS A Y2K NUT.

BUT WHO'S THE GHOST
THAT LED US TO HER?

I HAVE NO IDEA.

NEITHER DOES LINUS.

AND MRS. BLUEBERRY
SURE AIN'T TALKING.

WAIT A MINUTE.

LINUS.

WHAT IF WE'RE RIGHT?

WHAT IF THE GHOST
ISN'T SOMEONE IN HER LIFE

OR THE NEW OWNERS?
WHO ELSE DOES THAT LEAVE?

LINUS?

BUT I ONLY SAID THAT
'CAUSE YOU SAID IT ALREADY.

EVER SINCE HE GOT
HIS FANCY EQUIPMENT,

HIS VERY ACCURATE
FANCY EQUIPMENT,

HE'S BEEN ABLE TO SEE
GHOSTS EVERYWHERE.

I HAVEN'T SEEN
GHOSTS EVERYWHERE.

HAVE YOU HEARD ANY?

I JUST ASSUMED HE
WAS EXAGGERATING.

WHAT IF HE WASN'T?

WHAT IF THE REASON HE'S THE
ONLY ONE WHO'S FINDING GHOSTS

IS BECAUSE HE'S THE
ONE WHO'S HAUNTED?

ANYWAY, AS YOU CAN SEE,
THERE'S A LOT OF ACTIVITY HERE.

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!

I'VE GOTTEN 3 CALLS
FROM REPORTERS,

2 NEW CLIENTS, AND MY WEBSITE

IS GETTING SLAMMED WITH HITS.

CONGRATS. AHH.

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT FIGURED OUT

THAT MRS. B WAS CANNING
FOR CATASTROPHE.

YOU SHOULD BE SHARING
SOME OF THE CREDIT.

I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT I PREFER

TO KEEP WHAT I DO PRIVATE.

WHY? IT'S SO COOL.

ELI, YOU COULD CHANGE
THE WAY THAT PEOPLE THINK

ABOUT THE DEAD,
ABOUT THE UNKNOWN,

ABOUT EVERYTHING.

YEAH, WELL, IT MIGHT CHANGE
THE WAY PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME.

YOU CAN'T...

YOU CAN'T BE WORRIED ABOUT THAT.

I... I... YES, I KNOW,

I PAID THE PRICE FOR BELIEVING,

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER,
'CAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME.

WHY?

I MEAN, ONE DAY I HEARD GHOSTS,

I NEEDED AN EXPLANATION.

BUT YOU, YOU TOOK A LEAP OF
FAITH LONG BEFORE YOU HAD PROOF.

OH, I HAD PROOF.

BELIEVE ME.

I GREW UP IN A BAD
PART OF THE CITY.

AND WHEN WE WERE 9,

MY FRIEND, HE GOT SHOT.

JUST CROSSING THE STREET.

IT WAS PRETTY HARD TO
FEEL SAFE AFTER THAT,

BUT... I DID.

WHY?

MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD
ME THAT HE WAS WITH ME.

YOUR FRIEND WHO DIED?

DID YOUR GRANDMOTHER
HAVE THE GIFT?

WELL, SHE CAN'T
SEE OR HEAR GHOSTS,

BUT SHE BELIEVES
IN GUARDIAN ANGELS.

AND SHE SAID THAT I
HAVE ONE WITH ME NOW.

AND SHE MUST HAVE BEEN RIGHT,

BECAUSE HOW ELSE WOULD I
HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF THERE?

GONE TO COLLEGE,
GRADUATE SCHOOL.

ALL ALONG THE WAY, BEING GUIDED
TO PEOPLE WHO WOULD HELP ME.

WELL, LIKE CARRIE.

Waitress: HERE YOU GO.

CARRIE?

WHO'S CARRIE? IS THAT
SOMEONE WHO DIED?

NO. NO, NO, NO. IT'S
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND.

YOU SAW HER PICTURE.

YEAH. EVEN AFTER
SHE BROKE UP WITH ME,

SHE LOANED ME THE MONEY TO BUY
THAT MULTI-FREQUENCY SENSITIVE CAMERA.

I MEAN, IS THAT NICE OR WHAT?

UM, MIXED.

BUT I'M INTERESTED IN
THIS GUARDIAN ANGEL.

IS HE STILL WITH YOU?

SURE, YEAH, I GUESS.

DO YOU THINK IT'S SOMEONE
OTHER THAN YOUR FRIEND

WHO DIED AS A CHILD?

SAY A MAN, MID-FIFTIES,
YOU MAY HAVE KNOWN?

THAT'S PRETTY SPECIFIC, ELI.

DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO DIED
WHO MATCHES THAT DESCRIPTION?

NO, NO, NOT A SOUL.

WHY? DO YOU HEAR
SOMEBODY AROUND ME?

BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE THAT CARRIE
WOULD HAVE CAPTURED SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

CARRIE, YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

NO, NO, NO, NO. I NAMED MY
MFS CAMERA IN HER HONOR.

OK.

WHEN YOU SAID CARRIE
PICKS UP GHOST IMAGES,

BASICALLY EVERYWHERE YOU
GO SINCE YOU GOT IT... HER,

THERE'S A SPIRIT AROUND YOU.

SPIRITS ARE EVERYWHERE.

I MEAN, I JUST DIDN'T SEE
THEM UNTIL I GOT CARRIE.

WHEN WAS THAT, EXACTLY?

HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYONE
WHO FITS THAT DESCRIPTION?

HE DIDN'T SEEM TO, BUT I DO KNOW
WHEN HE STARTED CLOCKING SPIRIT STUFF.

SPIRITS, OR THIS
PARTICULAR SPIRIT?

THAT'S FOR YOU TO FIGURE
OUT. I GOT PAPERS TO GRADE.

BUT IT ALL STARTED WHEN HIS
GIRLFRIEND CARRIE GAVE HIM THE BOOT

AND A NICE LOAN FOR HIS FANCY
CAMERA... A RATHER LARGE LOAN.

ELI, I'M NOT A JEALOUS GUY.

I MEAN, SHE AND I HAVEN'T
BEEN DATING LONG ENOUGH

FOR ME TO EVEN BE JEALOUS.

BUT, LOOK, I HAVE TO SAY,

I DO NOTICE YOU COMING
IN AND OUT OF MELINDA'S

AT ALL HOURS, I DO.

WE'RE FRIENDS. I KNOW THAT,

AND THAT'S NOT
WHAT I'M AFTER HERE.

I DON'T THINK FOR A MINUTE
THAT YOU GUYS ARE INVOLVED.

NOT FOR A MINUTE?

I MEAN, WE'RE NOT,
BUT... A MINUTE?

ELI...

I'M HERE ABOUT THE BODIES.

EXCUSE ME?

THE DEAD PEOPLE
THAT TEND TO SURFACE

EVERY TIME MELINDA BECOMES
INTERESTED IN SOMETHING.

THERE WAS... THERE
WAS THE LITTLE GIRL

AT THE BOTTOM OF THE WELL

SHE WAS SUDDENLY FASCINATED BY.

THERE WAS THE SORORITY
GIRL LOST IN THE WOODS.

SHE WASN'T DEAD.

NEARLY DEAD. AND THEN THERE'S
THE OLD LADY THAT THEY JUST FOUND.

LOOK, ELI, TELL ME, I KNOW
YOU WORKED ON THIS CASE.

CASE? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT? I'M A PROFESSOR.

YEAH, BUT YOU'RE ALSO
A CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGIST

WHO CONSULTS WITH THE POLICE.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?

BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME
ONE NIGHT, OVER DRINKS.

I GOTTA QUIT DRINKING.

YOU HAD ONE BEER.

THAT'S PATHETIC. I
GOTTA QUIT BRAGGING.

LOOK, I TALKED TO DELIA
AND SHE SAID, LOOK,

CUT MELINDA SOME SLACK,
OK, BECAUSE SHE DOES SO MUCH

FOR THE COMMUNITY,

YOU KNOW. SHE HELPS PEOPLE.

NOW YOU TELL ME, HOW DOES
AN ANTIQUES DEALER DO THAT?

WELL, YOU CAN DO STUFF.

AH, YOU CAN'T TELL ME.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SAY IT...

SHE'S A PROFILER, ISN'T SHE?

WELL, IF SHE WAS, AND
I'M NOT SAYING SHE IS,

DON'T YOU THINK IT SHOULD
BE HER PLACE TO TELL YOU?

SHE LIES TO ME.

AND I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY.

AND IF SHE'S NOT
WORKING WITH THE LAW,

THEN WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?

PLEASE.

OK, LOOK.

HER OFFICIAL TITLE
IS CRIMINOLOGIST, OK?

BUT SHE OPERATES COMPLETELY
AND TOTALLY UNDER THE RADAR.

THE FED INSIST ON THAT.

YEAH.

SO LINUS SENT YOU TO
ME FOR A REFERENCE?

WELL, HOW DID YOU
KNOW YOU WERE HAUNTED?

I'VE, UM... I'VE SENSED
THINGS AROUND ME,

I'M GUESSING THAT YOU
BELIEVE IN WHAT LINUS DOES.

WHAT'S IMPORTANT
IS THAT HE BELIEVES.

HE'S NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY.

WHEN I WAS WITH HIM,

I HAD TO PUSH HIM TO
EVEN BILL FOR HIS TIME.

DO YOU...

DO YOU FEED THE BIRDS
LIKE THAT EVERY NIGHT?

NO.

IT'S A BABY RACCOON.

I THINK ITS MOTHER ABANDONED IT.

OH.

I GUESS I'M JUST THE PATRON
SAINT OF LOST CAUSES...

LIKE LINUS.

I'M GUESSING THAT HE
WASN'T HAVING MUCH LUCK

WHEN YOU WERE WITH HIM.

FINDING GHOSTS, I MEAN. NO.

NOT TOO MANY.

BUT DID YOU SEE HIM
ON THE NEWS LAST NIGHT?

HE FOUND THIS WOMAN WHO
HAD BEEN MISSING FOR YEARS.

IF ONLY SOME PEOPLE
COULD SEE HIM NOW.

WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

MY FATHER.

HE, UH, HE DIED.

I'M SORRY.

HE WAS ALWAYS SO HARD ON LINUS.

YOU KNOW, HE THOUGHT HE WAS

SUCH A LOSER AND A KOOK,

A PILE OF WASTED POTENTIAL.

NOT SOMEONE TO
BUILD A FUTURE WITH.

AND WHEN THE RENT
CHECKS KEPT BOUNCING

AND A FUN DATE

MEANT GOING TO THE IMPOUND
TO GET THE BOOT OFF OUR CAR...

I CAVED.

AND I DUMPED HIM.

BUT YOU MISSED HIM.

A LOT.

ENOUGH TO BUY SOME
NEW EQUIPMENT FOR HIM?

WELL, AFTER MY FATHER
DIED, I DIDN'T SEE THE HARM.

DO YOU... DO YOU
HAVE A PICTURE OF HIM?

YOUR FATHER?

YEAH, WHY?

I THINK I CAN TELL
YOU IN A MINUTE.

IF I COULD JUST SEE A PICTURE.

OK, I HAVE SOME ON MY PHONE.

HE WOULD ROLL OVER IN HIS GRAVE

IF HE KNEW WHAT I
DID WITH HIS MONEY.

YEAH, I THINK HE'S DONE
MUCH MORE THAN THAT.

Melinda: NEW CLIENTS.

WELL, I GUESS THE LINUS
SHOW IS EXTENDED ONCE AGAIN.

BUT WHAT PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE
IS THE GHOST HE'S LOOKING FOR

IS HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S FATHER.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

YOU'D THINK AS A SHRINK I'D
KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY ANGER,

BUT LOOK AT ME, MY
BODY IS VIBRATING.

YOU'RE REALLY THAT
MAD? I MEAN, HE'S A GHOST.

THEY LIE TO US ALL THE TIME.

NO, THIS IS DIFFERENT.

LINUS CAN'T DETECT
GHOSTS LIKE US,

OK, BUT THAT NEVER
SHOOK HIS FAITH.

HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE
DELIBERATELY MOCKED THIS WAY.

WOW, YOU REALLY CARE
ABOUT HIM. YEAH, I DO.

HE'S KIND OF LIKE MY PROTÉGÉ.

HE KINDA LOOKS UP TO ME.

AW, THAT'S CUTE.

IT'S NOT CUTE, IT'S SERIOUS.

I HOPE THIS GHOST CREEP
STAYS EARTH-BOUND FOREVER.

I'M JUST GLAD THE OLD
MAN SCREWED UP SO BAD

HE MADE LINUS LOOK
LIKE AN ACTUAL GENIUS.

YOU JUST SAID THAT
THE GHOST ACTUALLY

MADE LINUS LOOK LIKE A GENIUS.

YEAH, HIS PLAN
BACKFIRED, PRECISELY.

WHAT IF THAT WAS HIS PLAN?

OK? WHAT IF...

WHAT IF THAT GHOST IS
ACTUALLY TRYING TO HELP HIM?

OH, GREAT.

SO NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN,
THE GHOST IS A GOOD GUY?

WHAT WOULD BE WRONG WITH THAT?

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO
DO WITH MY ANGER NOW?

WALK IT OFF.

ALL RIGHT? WE HAVE
TO GO TALK TO LINUS.

GO.

WALK.

WITH A FULL NIGHT TO
OBSERVE, MAYBE TWO,

I CAN CONFIRM WHETHER
OR NOT YOUR MANIFESTATIONS

INDICATE A SPECTRAL INFESTATION.

SO THIS IS FOR REAL?

THOSE MACHINES CAN PROVE
WE HAVE ACTUAL GHOSTS?

DIDN'T YOU TALK TO
DEVON AND JOHN?

WELL, WHAT HAPPENS AFTER?

HOW DO YOU GET RID OF THEM?

UH, WELL, I MEAN,
THERE'S A WHOLE PROCESS.

UM, BUT DETECTION
IS THE FIRST STEP

TO ELIMINATION.

COULD YOU EXCUSE
US FOR A MINUTE?

YEAH, OF COURSE.

SO I GUESS WORD OF MOUTH
IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS.

YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE EVER SINCE
THAT MRS. BELLSBURY THING,

IT'S LIKE EVERYBODY WHO
HAS AIR IN THEIR PLUMBING

HAS A GHOST.

IT'S NOT THAT I'M
SAYING THAT THEY DON'T.

IT'S JUST I FEEL KIND OF BAD
TAKING ADVANTAGE, YOU KNOW?

SO IS THAT HOW JOHN
AND DEVON FOUND YOU?

IS YOU HELPED
SOMEBODY THEY KNEW?

ACTUALLY, THERE'S A
FUNNY STORY TO THAT.

BOTH JOHN AND DEVON EACH SAID
THAT THEY FOUND THEIR BROWSER

OPEN TO MY WEBSITE.

AND THEY THOUGHT THAT THE
OTHER ONE LEFT IT FOR THEM.

I'VE SEEN EVIDENCE OF GHOSTS
INTERACTING WITH ELECTRONICS BEFORE,

BUT... IT'S ALMOST
LIKE MRS. BELLSBURY

WANTED ME TO FIND HER, YOU KNOW?

YEAH, IT'S A LOT LIKE THAT.

OK.

OK, YOU MAY BE RIGHT.

THE GHOST MAY NOT BE EVIL.

YEAH, WHICH MEANS HE'S BEEN
LEADING YOU THIS WHOLE TIME...

TO THE MONEY STASH,
THE BASEMENT ROOM,

EVERYTHING.

BUT WE DID SOME PRETTY
GOOD DETECTIVE WORK.

I MEAN...

AND THE GHOST HAD US
LOOK WHERE HE WANTED.

LOOK, I WASN'T SUGGESTING

THAT YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PROFILER.

YOU, EITHER.

THE BEST.

YEAH, EXCEPT I'M NOT A PROFILER.

WHAT?

SAM STOPPED BY EARLIER.

HAD SOME QUESTIONS.

ELI!

AND I WAS A VAULT ON
THE WHOLE GHOST THING.

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, NOT A
WORD, NOT EVEN A SYLLABLE.

THE WHOLE GHOST THING?

YEAH. SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO USE

A SMALLER LIE TO
COVER THE LARGER ONE.

WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?

HE MAY HAVE GOTTEN
THE IMPRESSION

THAT YOU SOMETIMES
WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT.

THE GOVERNMENT?! FBI, REALLY.

FBI?!

AS A PROFILER, BUT IT
SOUNDS PRETTY SEXY, RIGHT?

HEY!

OH!

OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU OK?

ARE YOU OK? I'M OK.

YOU WERE RUNNING SO FAST...

JACOB, HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED?!

I'M OK. YOU OK?

I JUST FELL. I'M OK.

WHAT ARE YOU SCARED
OF? WHY WERE YOU RUNNING?

HE SAID THERE WERE GHOSTS!

HE SAID THAT?

IS THAT TRUE?

YOU TOLD THIS CHILD THERE
WERE GHOSTS IN HIS HOUSE?

NO, I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO
THE PARENTS HOW THIS ALL WORKS...

WAIT A MINUTE, HOW WHAT WORKS?

HOW YOUR CAMERA TAKES PICTURES
OF THINGS THAT AREN'T THERE?

OR HOW TO MAKE OUT THE CHECK?

SAM, LISTEN, I THINK THAT

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE WHOLE PICTURE.

NO, I THINK I DO.
THE CREDIT THIS GUY

IS TAKING FOR FINDING A DEAD BODY
ACTUALLY BELONGS TO SOMEONE ELSE,

AND NONE OF THIS HAS
ANYTHING TO DO WITH GHOSTS!

WELL, ACTUALLY...
NO, I KNOW THIS.

I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU
HOW I KNOW THIS, BUT I KNOW IT.

NO, YOU DON'T!

MELINDA, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DEFEND HIM... YES, I DO!

LINUS IS TELLING THE TRUTH.

WHAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.

IT'S ALL REAL.

LINUS, THE GHOST, THE MACHINES.

MELINDA, I CAN MAKE YOU A GHOST
DETECTOR MACHINE IN 5 MINUTES.

YOU NEED BATTERIES,
DIODES, AND...

YEAH, EXCEPT I DON'T...

I DON'T NEED THE MACHINE
TO TELL ME THAT IT'S REAL.

I SEE GHOSTS.

I HAVE SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID.

ALL RIGHT, IF THIS IS
SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY, IT'S NOT.

YEAH, I KNOW.

COME ON, COME ON.

WHAT TOOK YOU? I
GOT EVERYONE HERE,

BUT I'M A LITTLE STUCK
WITHOUT MY EYES.

IS THIS GHOST READY
FOR THE BIG CROSSOVER?

WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM?

WELL, HE'S HERE, I
ESTABLISHED THAT,

BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW
WHAT KIND OF MOOD HE'S IN.

BETTER THAN MINE.

OH.

THAT THING WITH SAM?

LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.

THAT'S THE ATTITUDE.

CARRIE, HI. UM...

YOUR FATHER'S HERE, AND I THINK THERE'S
SOMETHING HE WANTS TO SAY TO YOU.

NOT ONLY HER.

I WANT TO SAY
SOMETHING TO LINUS.

AND TO LINUS.

I'M SORRY THAT I DOUBTED YOU

WHEN YOU TOLD ME WHAT
YOU BELIEVED ABOUT GHOSTS.

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS.

I REMEMBER WHEN
LINUS FIRST EXPLAINED

WHERE HIS BELIEF CAME FROM.

HIS GUARDIAN ANGEL.

HE REMEMBERS WHEN YOU
TOLD HIM ABOUT YOUR FRIEND,

THE ONE THAT DIED.

THAT WAS THE FIRST I
BROUGHT LINUS HOME.

PROBABLY NOT THE BEST
WAY TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION.

I THOUGHT HE WAS WEAK-MINDED
TO BELIEVE IN SUCH NONSENSE.

UNTIL I WAS DEAD, I NEVER...

UNDERSTOOD HOW
ALONE HE MUST HAVE FELT.

OR HOW STRONG HE
WAS TO BELIEVE ANYWAY.

NOLAN SAYS HE NEVER APPRECIATED

HOW HARD IT MUST HAVE
BEEN FOR LINUS TO BELIEVE

WHEN EVERYONE DOUBTED HIM.

AND TO THINK MY NOT BELIEVING

MIGHT HAVE RUINED
THEIR CHANCE AT LOVE...

I COULDN'T GO ON
UNTIL I MADE IT RIGHT.

NOLAN COULDN'T STAND THE IDEA

THAT HIS DOUBT
KEPT YOU TWO APART.

SO THAT'S WHEN HE
FOUND MRS. BELLSBURY

AND LED LINUS TO HER.

HE THOUGHT IF LINUS GOT
SOME CREDIBILITY FOR THE CASE,

IT WOULD BRING
CARRIE BACK TO YOU.

IS THAT ABOUT RIGHT?

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

YOU'VE GIVEN ME
THE GREATEST JOY.

HE'S CROSSING OVER,
AND HE SAYS GOOD-BYE.

OH, COME HERE.

WHY IS IT SO HARD?

WHAT?

BELIEVING.

PHHTTT.

HEY.

YOU GOT A MINUTE?

YOU MUST HATE ME RIGHT NOW.

HATE YOU?

FOR MAKING YOU FEEL
BAD ABOUT... WHAT YOU DO.

LOOK, WHO THE HELL AM I TO...

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

IT'S JUST A SENSITIVE
THING FOR ME.

EVER SINCE I LOST MY
MEMORY, AND MY LIFE.

I TRY TO LATCH ON TO
THINGS THAT ARE SOLID,

AND SO IT'S MADE ME
ALLERGIC TO THINGS THAT ARE...

NOT SO SOLID.

THAT MAKES SENSE.

IT'S FUNNY.

BECAUSE SOME OF THE BEST
THINGS IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW

MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL. LIKE WHAT?

LIKE US.

WE DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE?

NO, ME WAKING UP
OUT OF THIS COMA

AND THE ONLY THING I KNOW
ARE MY FEELINGS FOR YOU.

I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT. I...

DO I HAVE TO REWIND THE TAPE?

NO, PLEASE, LET'S...

LET'S NOT REWIND THE TAPE.

RIGHT.

IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING SOLID...

WHAT ABOUT GHOSTS?

WHY WOULD I LET SOMETHING I
CAN'T SEE COME BETWEEN US?

BECAUSE THIS
THING THAT I DO, IT'S...

IT'S A REALLY BIG PART OF ME,

AND IF YOU DON'T
BELIEVE IN IT, I...

HEY, YOU NEEDED A LITTLE
TIME AND A LITTLE SPACE

TO GET READY TO TELL ME THIS.

LET ME HAVE THE
SAME TO GET USED TO IT.

TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED.

ALL RIGHT, THANKS.

♪ ...NEED ♪

♪ LET IT BE ME ♪

♪ LET IT BE ME ♪

♪ LET IT BE ME ♪