Ghost Ghirls (2013): Season 1, Episode 12 - Spirits of '76: Part 2 - full transcript

While Heidi struggles with her TV pilot, Angelica helps the ghost band reconcile their differences_and realizes she needs to reconcile hers with Heidi as well. Jack Black, Dave Grohl, and Val Kilmer guest-star.

[THEME MUSIC]

NARRATOR: Previously
on Ghost Ghirls.

MOLLY: Sweet river is here?

Like... like, right now?

Why don't you write some lyrics,

OK, it's been two years.

It's a reality show
for Heidi and I.

We're going to be ghost hunting.

Sounds a lot like Ghost Ghirls.

It's different because she's
my mom, and you're not my mom.

Gator, you hold me back.



I'm about to punch
this boy in the nuts.

Can't we just make a song?

Heidi, if you leave
then this is over.

I honestly can't believe
what I'm hearing right now.

Get! Get!

They had one more
song to record.

And they never recorded it.

[THEME MUSIC]

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

MOLLY: Are you sure you
want to go in there alone?

Yeah, have you ever done
this without Heidi before?

Are-yeah-are you kidding?

I do it better without Heidi,
because she slows me down.

I'm just gonna go...



[MUFFLED YELLING]

Angelica, you don't
have to do this.

I'm doing it.

And I'm totally...

[MUFFLED YELLING]

[YELLING, GLASS BREAKING]

MONTGOMERY: You're all used up!

You've got no new ideas!

Aren't you just jealous?

[GRUNTING]

(MUFFLED) You keep
on saying that.

That don't make it true.

Uh, guys?

[YELLING]

(MUFFLED) I can say
anything I wanna...

Hey, can you listen
to me for a minute?

[YELLING]

Stop!

Hey, guys!

Can you just hold
on for a minute?

Just stop fighting
for one minute?

Look what you did.

You made Sandy cry.

I come in here, and I'm
trying to help you guys,

but you don't even wanna
hear what I have to say.

And I've got so much stuff, and
no one's even offered a hand.

[THEME MUSIC]

NARRATOR: They see the dead.

They're sisters.

They are Ghost Sisters.

The sisters meet with
Jennifer West lock,

who recently lost her husband.

I'm sensing somebody.

- P. Peter.
- Peter.

That's my husband.

JOY: Peter, your
husband, is here with us.

Aw, I'm sending so much
love to you right now.

There is no one
here. There's not...

He's right here.

I had chills.

That's how strongly I could
feel his body near mine.

But you don't see dead people.

All right.

You fake it to make money.

OK

JOY: Can't you see him
behind her shoulder?

He's touching her shoulder.

There is no one in this room.

There are no spirits here.

Ow, mom!

JOY: I'm not your mother.

I'm your sister.

ANGELICA: See, isn't
this so much better?

OK, Montgomery, it is your turn.

It's just that, Sweet river,
is so damn controlling...

ANGELICA: OK, let's not...

Let's not use
attacking statements.

Yeah, you know what, Monty,
you got to listen to Sandy,

would you?

OK, I'm sorry.

It's just, I feel
like I'm hurt, when.

Sweet river makes decisions
that are not in the best

interest of the band.

OK, good!

Well, that's not even true.

Sweet river, it's not your turn.

How do you deal with that?

How do you deal with that...
when something like that happens?

I guess I...

I scream and yell a lot.

I'm sorry man.

And, sometimes, I'll
play a song half

a step up, so it sounds like
Sweet river singing out of key.

- You son of a...
- No!

Sweet river, I
have told you once,

and I will tell you
again, you may not

speak until it is your turn.

OK, because... because
you are being a gentleman,

and you are raising your
hand, I will call on you.

Sweet river, yes, go ahead.

Son of a bitch.

Guys come on.

OK, I'm confused because I
thought this was a safe place.

It is!

It's a safe-communication
zone, OK?

Now, Sweet river, what why don't
you just take a deep breath?

SWEETRIVER: [DEEP BREATH] OK,
as long as we're apologizing,

I'd like to say I'm sorry
for torching the tour bus.

(ANGRILY) That was you?

Yes-safe place- and I had to.

Because you broke the
cardinal rule of touring

and dumped a moon fish
in the black hole.

You know wasn't me!

SWEETRIVER: It was, too, you!

ANGELICA: Stop it!

Seriously, stop!

[YELLING]

What's a moon fish?

JOY: I've had this
gift since I was a kid.

And it's not easy, having
dead people come to me.

But it's my job to help people.

And I know that's what I
was put on this Earth to do.

She said she had a gift?

She might be talking
about something

she bought on the
Home Shopping Network.

JOY: He saying,
Jennifer, I love you.

He's saying,
Jennifer, I miss you.

He's saying, you're going
to meet a wonderful man

and please don't
worry, my sweetheart.

I am?

And you're going to
have a lot of children,

- that's what he's saying.
- I am?

How many children?

Oh, actually I can do this.

JOY: OK.

NARRATOR: Heidi now uses her
psychic ability to communicate

with the other world.

You're barren.

[CRYING]

Oh, I know, I think
it was a misreading.

I'm sorry.

HEIDI: No, she's
definitely barren.

- JOY: Heidi!
- What?

She's barren?

Do you want me to
be psychic or not?

I don't understand
what you want me to do?

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[GRUNTING]

I don't know how we're going
to get this song done with them

fighting all the time.

They must really
hate each other.

You know, they don't.

They just don't know
how to get along.

You know, the thing
they don't realize

is that it's a partnership.

[FIGHTING]

One can't do it
without the other.

You ever have someone
like that in your life

where, you just can't get
it together, because you're

always fighting with them?

Oh my God.

I got to go.

Thanks man, you
really helped me out.

Well I thought-I thought we
were going to have groupie sex.

No man, sorry.

But thanks!

OK, bye!

OK.

Shit.

Rudy, I'm taking your car.

I gotta save a friendship.

I don't like you, and
you need to know that.

Oooooh, you freak me out.

You really... I
really don't like her.

I really don't... mmm...

Thanks, man.

Like you-I owe you.

[EXACERBATED EXHALE]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

I hope you're happy
with yourself, Heidi.

If you weren't my sister I
would never speak to you again.

ANGELICA: Heidi!

HEIDI: What are you doing here?

ANGELICA: Heidi, I
just want to tell you

that I support you
in whatever you do,

and I want you to
do the show, OK?

Remember when we first
started this silly business,

and we were just
having the best time?

We were so happy then.

ANGELICA (VOICE OVER):
We were so happy!

We had makeshift EMF detectors.

We were so stupid.

We were just preteens
telling the neighbors

about their dead
relatives, and stuff.

I mean, it was so much fun.

HEIDI (VOICE OVER):
We were so young then,

we were having so much fun.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

ANGELICA: It was happy times.

Know what, we can
be happy again.

Screw this [BLEEP], let's go.

Heidi!

Heidi, you can't just leave.

Heidi!

RUDY: The filing system
we have on the ghost.

- [INAUDIBLE] is just...
- I know.

Hey guys.

Oh, hey!

We figured out how we can
get the ghosts to crossover

and, so, we need your
help with something.

Oh, yeah sure whatever you need.

Oh, but first,
Angelica has something

- that she wants to say to you.
- Yes.

I wanted to say I'm
really sorry for how

I treated you before, because
you did nothing wrong.

Yeah - And...

No... no, it's...

It's totally cool, seriously.

Oh, no, girl!

[PUNCHING, GRUNTING]

[BOTH YELLING]

NARRATOR (ON TAPE):
I think you're really

going to enjoy this next
act at the West Birmingham

high school talent show.

Let's all hear it
for the Two Tones.

[APPLAUSE]

[YELLING]

SINGER ON TAPE:
[SINGING] We are friends.

Friends 'till the end.

Just ask all the
folks who've seen us.

Hot dog, I ain't heard this
tune in a moon's quarter.

SINGER ON TAPE:
[SINGING] We'll carry on.

Not a thing can come between us.

Us fighting with them
lyrics playing sure

is a mighty irony, ain't it?

Haha, guess it is.

Woo, so young back then.

Those were better times.

Listen, Sweets, I know you've
been upset the way things have

been going between us.

But I want you to
know, I get it.

It must suck seeing my face
bigger than yours on the album.

But who cares what
some publicist does?

The people are buying the music.

They're buying your lyrics.

They're buying you, man.

Shit, I ain't
nothing without you.

That ain't true, man.

You know I could've
never written

all that stuff without you.

Hell, the band was your
idea in the first place.

I would have gone
to dental school

if you hadn't
convinced me not to.

Gator, get in here.

[LAUGHTER]

Oh, it's working.

It's amazing.

How did you guys know that song
would bring them back together?

You know sometimes to
figure out the end you gotta

look back to the beginning.

Say that again.

Sometimes to figure out the end

you've got to look
back to the beginning.

Oh, that's the lyrics we've
been looking for boys!

Oh! Oh!

Lyrics is swimming around
my head like tadpoles.

All right, Monty, give
me B-flat, 7 major.

Gator, get on them hi-hats and
give me 4 fret treble clef.

Flo and Sandy, you just
keep looking pretty.

GATOR: 1, 2, 3

[SINGING] We've been playing
for a long, a very long time.

People saying...

What's going on now?

Shhhh...

[SINGING] We've lost the
love entering our prime.

Staying true and playing songs.

If we do that we
can't do any wrong.

So hear me gently.

To sing these words,
I've waited for too long.

Living the dream, I saw my
closest friendships ending.

We screwed it up but after
all we're back to singing.

When we stick together we
always feel like we're winning.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Because to figure
out the end you gotta

look back to the beginning.

Whoa... Yeah!

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHEERING]

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.