Generation (2020–…): Season 1, Episode 9 - Deepfake - full transcript

- Hi !
- Hi !

- Sorry !
- It's nothing, it's fine.

Hi. I'm so sorry, I thought it was
Pride Night tonight,

but apparently that's next Friday.
Tonight it's actually Country Night...

- Yeah.
- No, all good.

You look great.
I'm sure no one will notice.

I mean, I can change...
I have clothes in a locker.

I didn't know what magical, under
the stars things we were gonna...

- How late are we gonna be out ?
- So you already want it to be over.

- No, I just need to tell my Dad...
- That was a joke.

Oh that's so cute.



- Should we get the skates ?
- Yeah...

So how are you ? I wanna know
everything. Tell me all of it.

- "I'm Bo, I'm cute." Go !
- Okay, um...

I started mining for bitcoin today !

- Sorry, that's so boring.
- No, it's actually very Taurus of you.

Whoa. This is crazy.
Did I tell you I'm a Taurus ?

No, she's just very intuitive...

I actually, I stalked you a little bit
to find your work thing.

But, like, who doesn't wanna be stalked
a little bit, right ?

I'm, like, yes please !
Fantasize about me in pervy ways !

Well, actually my aunt had a stalker.
I mean, he wasn't really, but...

She thought he was because he kept
showing up at her apartment complex.

But he was just a delivery guy.
Only she ended up pepper spraying him.

And then he filed a restraining order
against her, and...



And she had a nervous breakdown.

PRIDE BEGAN WITH AN UPRISING

I'm size 10, please.

- Are you okay ?
- Yes. So... Bitcoin.

Tell me about that.
How do you do that ?

It's mostly just figuring out
software and profitability

based on energy consumption
versus the current bitcoin price.

- Are you sure you're okay ?
- Yeah. Keep telling me about bitcoin.

The cool thing is mining actually
helps keep the network secure,

which is interesting, you know ?

Yes !

- Is it ?
- Yes !

Hey.
I like Brokeback Mountain.

Yeah. I like Blake Shelton.

That's fucking hilarious. I bet
you actually don't like Blake Shelton.

- I love Blake Shelton.
- No, you don't !

- Are you sure you don't wanna stop ?
- I just haven't skated in a while.

There are other things that
I wanna do that might be fun.

- Rocky Horror...
- I always wanted to see that.

Oh you're virgin !
I can help you figure out what to wear

cuz if you wear the wrong thing you get
sacrificed with the other virgins

and you have to moan your mom's name
like she's being fucked.

- Oh.
- But that's like fun, no.

- Are you guys brothers ?
- No.

Do we look like we are brothers ?
What a day !

Oh so you didn't touch penises ?

Oh my God !

- Oh my God ! Are you okay ?
- Fuck !

Fuck !

12 hours earlier

The assignment was to take an everyday
object and look at it in a new way.

So... That's what I did.

You've been cutting too many classes
for only ten days into the new term,

and you're failing photography.

Which feels a little like
Picasso failing art.

- Thank you.
- Why is Picasso failing art ?

Is there like a slip you sign or - ?

At my high school,
there was a track and field coach

who everybody hated because he called
kids

weaklings, like straight up.

One time he tripped a kid on purpose
using a pole vault pole -

like he was evil.

My point is, people will always try to
crush dreams, so what do you do ?

Take pictures of fruit.

I get you want to blow things up.
But like, how big ?

Just cuz you don't wanna end up
blowing yourself up in the process.

You had to choose the one fruit
that's hairy ?

- What ?
- Nothing. I like you.

You're my sister from another mister.

- Why ?
- You just are.

J: x files start time ?

- Are you going ?
- I don't know. Are you ?

No, I'm going on a date
with Cutie McCutie !

Oh, cute !

And if you dial back his nerdcon a bit,
like how many stories are there of

straight people marrying
their high school sweethearts ?

It's the queers' turn now, baby.
Give it to us !

Oh, my God.
Can I just say

it's so great that you're not putting
any pressure on this ?

- Thank you.
- So proud.

Whatever.
But you are going to X-Files, right ?

No, no, stop. Stop. You're going.

- Does Greta even want me there ?
- Yes !

- What was the motel drama ?
- She just freaked out a little bit.

Something else. I know you, sis.

I don't really know where we stand or

what she wants. Or...

I don't know what I want.

Whatever. What do you think ?

I think lesbians are exhausting.

I'm not a lesbian.

You have that over-talk-y smother-y
lesbian thing down.

If that's your definition,
you're the biggest lesbian in Anaheim.

You cunt !

I can't with my parents right now.

Could you come in ?

Oh, my God.
Who is that ?

My dad's child bride.

I literally thought
she went to school with us.

No, that is his girlfriend.

Wait, so your mom moved out ?

No, she's not.
Come. Come see this.

What ?!

What is this ?

My mom has an "inner child"
named "Ginnie."

And she decided that that "inner child"
needs a place to play. So.

Wait, so she's crazy ?

More just really narcissistic.

Actually I don't have...
Yeah. Maybe she's crazy.

"We don't have a black friend."

OK. This is, like, kind of fun.
In a weird, creepy kind of way.

Divorce makes you do weird things.

One of my aunts went
full-on born again

and then became a quadruple black belt,
but, like, not in an empowering way...

I have to leave for me
but I don't want to leave for you.

- Okay. Go.
- You sure?

Yes, don't be, like...
Do not worry about me, seriously.

She has fucked me up so much already,
I am beyond fuckupable.

She once told me Santa Claus wasn't
real just so I be mad at my Dad.

Yes. And then I have to watch her be
this 5-year-old,

like, obsessively making this finger
paintings of rainbow hearts...

'cause she can't find love...
And I...

But then I'm like, what would I do
if I heard my husband

banging some barely legal girl
in my own home ?

Hi !

I'm Chester. It's really...
It's so nice to meet you.

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry !
I'm canceling my date !

- No, don't do that.
- Yes !

She's probably happy
that she overheard.

Now she's gonna ignore me
and feel it's justified. It's fine.

Please go and be happy with your
perfect boyfriend on your perfect date.

Please. I just...

I need you to go, actually.
So I know that love exists.

- I love you. So that love exists.
- Thank you.

Go to X-Files !

I miss you.

So glad that you came.

- She's just coming over.
- Oh yeah...

I just...
The apartment looks so nice.

My sister will be back any day.

I thought I'd rather gouge my eyes out
than live two doors down from her...

But, well - family, right ?

- Hi.
- Oh hey.

- ... such a fucking power move.
- But I mean it was just like-

No you were a ho in the best sense
of the word -

I learned from you.
That was, like, a life lesson moment.

Like, Parents of the World,

if you try to control us,
this is what we will do to you.

Hi. I'm Ana,
welcome to the X-Files experience.

So is this everyone who's coming ?
I'm gonna start the show now.

- So Chester's not coming ?
- Oh. I think he's hanging out with Bo.

Cool. Great.

- So have they been hanging out a lot ?
- No, I think this is the first time...

- But yeah. You okay ?
- Yeah totally.

It's weird cuz he's never even
mentioned the voicemail, but...

For real ? A cumshot on a kiwi ?

No, it was a middle schooler
fucking a kiwi, right ?

- No, it was not.
- Let me see.

This photo is really amazing.

- Look. It's starting now.
- I'm so excited.

This show taught the world to pay
attention to how the government lies.

You are invited back.

Based on today,
Naomi is the best liar in the world

and I say that with full respect.

Watch this.
Two truths and a lie, bitch. Go.

Okay. Everyone in my family has
a middle name that starts with N,

once I fractured my nose from sneezing
too hard,

and I absorbed a triplet in the womb.

- Definitely three.
- You can't fracture your nose.

It was two.

- Hey.
- What's up ?

Are you okay ?

Yeah. It's just, like, my mom was...

And keep it down !

I will when your wife stops stealing
my Amazon packages !

I should've absorbed Nathan.

I'm telling you, if you talk during it,
you will miss crucial plot points !

Not into this show ?

I'll get into it when the aliens start
torturing the people.

And - um, how was your break ?

Great ! I mean, I don't know.
I guess a little weird ?

My parents don't um, know.

Yeah. I don't know.

We live in this world where
it's all like,

oh you need to tell everything
to everyone all the time.

And maybe that's just -

I don't know.
Not actually always the best thing ?

- Are you okay ?
- Yeah.

I told you it's good !

Everybody come buy
your SENSE tickets !

- Riley ! Do you want get tickets ?
- I guess.

Both of you close your eyes
and hold out your hands.

- What ?
- Now ! Do it !

Open up !

- Oh my God !
- It's a little helix !

Because D-N-A !

Oh, my God !

I seriously love you guys so much,

you are my bitches, you are my hoes,
you are my sluts.

I fucking love you for life.

I love this more than life itself.

- Is someone sitting here ?
- Hi ! No !

Okay. Cool.
I wanted -

- I wanted to -
- Hi !

Hi ! Ça va ?

Bonjour ! Hello everybody !

Did you know it's because he has bad
sinuses that he breathes so loudly ?

He told me one time during French
cuz I was staring,

and he thought I was staring
cuz he was breathing so loud.

Are you sure you're okay with this ?

- 'Cuz I know you wanted to fuck him.
- No ! It's seriously fine.

Okay.

But the other thing I was thinking
while I was staring

is how do you tell a guy their cologne
smells bad,

which you have to do,
because otherwise -

I'm, like, open to, like,
working it out because...

That's just what you have to do
in a relationship.

We literally need them in an hour.

- What for ?
- For a viewing party. Dad knows.

Oh. Okay.

Apparently he has his method of
parenting and I have mine.

So from now on
you must both ask my permission also.

Because he was not on that FaceTime
call when you viciously attacked me.

Kids, Pastor Jeb stopped by to pick up
an extra paper shredder I have !

Hi Nathan, hi Naomi.
Hi, kids.

- Stay for a glass of iced tea !
- Great.

- Nathan why don't you join us ?
- I really...

Maravillosa ! Look, Gloria has already
set it up. She's a genius.

I'll pray for you.

I just think New Year's is a great time

to have a conversation about resetting,
about building new foundations -

Is this about the kissing video
or me being bi ?

So it's like - skiing.

Sometimes you put on your skis and

you push yourself down a mountain,
and suddenly

you're thinking - this mountain is
a lot steeper than I thought,

and it's going too fast, and

it seemed like it was going to be fun,
but I'm not enjoying this anymore.

And I want to stop,
but it feels like I can't.

Do you ever get that feeling,
Nathan ?

Not really no.

- Southern California !
- Yeah !

But I think your parents feel
you're experiencing pressures,

and that's resulting in some choices -

- So we are talking about me being bi.
- No.

I hate how parents lie,
like they think we can't tell.

...and we're really coming at this
from a place of love, you know ?

Cool. Well I love love.

Actually
I think I might be falling in love.

That's fricking great news !

Awesome ! I was really worried that
you might be upset I had a boyfriend.

You do not.

Who's he dating ?

I think he's lying just to fuck
with them. Which is a ballsy move.

Though she'll never believe him

and she'll pick him apart
and he'll start crying and-

- Oh shit.
- What ?

Fuck. He better buy me a really
expensive gift card for this.

I'm not saying you don't have
a b-friend.

I'm just saying sometimes you do
exaggerate for dramatic effect.

I'm so glad you finally told them.
Do they know who he is ?

This bitch !

It was a fucking power move.

And you know she was just dying to know
who he was,

but wouldn't ask
in front of Pastor Jeb.

You were a ho
in the best sense of the word.

I learned from you.
That was like, a life lesson moment.

Like, Parents of the World,

if you try to control us,
this is what we will do to you.

Hi everyone ! I'm Ana,
welcome to the X-Files experience.

Thank you so much for having us.

Oh, my God.

Is this everyone who's coming ?
I'm gonna start the show now.

And how was your break ?

Great !

Yeah, I mean...

I don't know,
I guess a little weird.

My parents don't, um, know.

I don't know, we live in
this world where it's all like

you need to tell everything to everyone
all the time and maybe that's just -

I don't know.
Not actually always the best thing ?

Cooper
hey do you want to hang out some time ?

I just love it when it goes boom !

I told you it's good, right ?

- Are you okay ?
- Yeah.

Isn't he on a date ?

- Riley, do you wanna get...
- Yes.

Will you just pin her down
and wrap your legs around her face ?

What ?

It's just like -
why is everything always so sexual ?

- Where are you going with Bo ?
- Roller skating.

Which I'm trash at,
but I always believe...

Wait, you think it's a bad choice ?

Hold up. Are you nervous ?

Fuck you, yes ! Yes, I'm nervous !

He's not some older guy
who's never gonna be into me

or some suckmyfistingdick Grindr guy -
sorry -

he's actual boyfriend material.

Also over the break I was like,

if I turn on the TV and Love Actually
is on it means I'm marrying Bo.

- It's always on.
- What can I say ? It was on.

I asked the universe,
the universe answered.

And she was like, no more unrequited
love for you, God bless.

Fuck !

Fuck !

Finish up your nachos

because it's almost time for cake !

He's not talking.
You have a very annoying voice.

- Hi !
- Hi !

- Are you okay ?
- Yes.

- I got us some food.
- That is so sweet !

So while I was in the bathroom
cleaning up vomit,

I was thinking that you being a Taurus
is actually gods being like,

hey, bitch, pay attention to this
and make it work.

I'm a Scorpio and...

We do not take our clothes off
in public !

Ms. Google was saying like,
Scorpio and Taurus share

a personal belief system that goes
deeper than the bottom of the ocean.

She also said, for physical pleasure
expect crackling chemistry, but

maybe I won't bring it up just yet.

Yeah, I don't know. The whole thought
of us meeting on a roof, like.

I feel like the universe is telling me
to take this seriously and pursue it.

End-all, be-all,
till it all falls apart.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry.

Please don't pull !

My friend wants to know,
are you Jewish ?

Your teeth are very yellow !

What did I have in this hat ?

- Are you okay ?
- Sorry.

No, no. That's...

- My mom's calling.
- Yeah, yeah.

Hi, Mom.

Do I have to ?

Okay.

I'm so sorry, but...

My mom needs me to come home early
cuz she has this emergency work

Powerpoint presentation.

And she needs my help with it cuz
she can't... do...

Techonology.
So... Yeah.

Okay.

- Hello.
- It was shit and I hate life.

I'm sorry.

Come up here, eat some cupcakes.

Watch people get abducted by aliens.

And know that everyboyd up here
really loves you.

Okay.

It sucked, don't ask.

I forgive you for being so late.

- Oh my gosh.
- There !

- Do you want me to...
- No, that's okay.

There you go !

This is your Federal Bureau
of Impressive burger.

Thank you !

This is... ginger alien drink.

I don't know.
But I'm going to find out.

Sorry.

Are you ?

I really wanted not to have left
that voicemail.

As soon as I left it I was like, fuck.

Yeah, it's all good.

You know it's never gonna be
like that for us, right ?

Yeah no, I know.
I was just on drugs that day.

- No you weren't.
- No I wasn't.

But more than anything
I really just want it to, like,

not be weird.

I don't want it to be weird either.

You're sweet and funny and I like you.

Like seriously who wouldn't wanna fuck
their clone if their clone was you ?

I think the whole premise is
that there is a truth that exists,

but I don't know - does it ?

Okay this might be a weird question.

But hopefully not 'cause we just talked
about everything

and I'm, like, super clear about us
and there not being an us.

But basically...

I had this whole thing with my mom
and she was freaking out

so I decided to mess with her
and told her I have a boyfriend.

Wait, who's your boyfriend ?

I don't have one.
I just told her that to fuck with her.

- Impressive.
- Thanks.

So basically the question is...

Would you ever, like - I don't know -

hug me or something in front of my
mom ? So she doesn't think I'm lying ?

You want me as your friend
to pretend to be your boyfriend ?

Sort of ?

Won't that be confusing for you ?

No, definitely not.

So I would be helping out a friend

but also messing with a homophobic
Evangelical white woman ?

- Bye !
- Bye !

- Does she see me ?
- Yep.

- Is her head exploding ?
- Yep.

Thank you.
You're seriously such a good friend.

How bad do you wanna mess with her ?

- Really bad.
- Are you sure ?