Gargoyles (1994–1996): Season 2, Episode 46 - Vendettas - full transcript
Wolf and his ghostly ancestor, Hakon travel to Manhattan to get their revenge on the Gargoyles. While Goliath and Hudson fight them off, one other is seeking the Gargoyles, a person who has had numerous encounters with the Gargoyles is out to cream Goliath.
GOLIATH:
ONE THOUSAND YEARS AGO,
SUPERSTITION
AND THE SWORD RULED.
IT WAS A TIME OF DARKNESS.
IT WAS A WORLD OF FEAR.
IT WAS THE AGE OF GARGOYLES.
STONE BY DAY,
WARRIORS BY NIGHT.
[GUTTURAL SCREAM]
WE WERE BETRAYED BY THE HUMANS
WE HAD SWORN TO PROTECT,
FROZEN IN STONE
BY A MAGIC SPELL
FOR A THOUSAND YEARS.
NOW, HERE IN MANHATTAN...
THE SPELL IS BROKEN
AND WE LIVE AGAIN!
[DEEP GROWL]
WE ARE DEFENDERS OF THE NIGHT.
WE ARE GARGOYLES!
NARRATOR:
PREVIOUSLY ONGARGOYLES...
I’VE MERELY COME
TO OFFER MY HUMBLE ASSISTANCE
WITH THE GARGOYLES.
HOPE YOU CAN SWIM,
METAL-MOUTH,
’CAUSE WE DON’T
NEED YOUR HELP.
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
THE BOUNTIES
OF GENETIC ENGINEERING?
(SNARLING)
WOLF: I SAY WE FINISH OFF
THE GARGOYLES AND MAZA.
I’M TIRED OF THEM
GIVING US GRIEF.
WELL, LOOK WHO’S
CRASHED THE PARTY.
(GRUNTING)
HMM... THIS IS NO NIGHT
FOR MAN OR BEAST TO BE OUT.
POOR FELLOW’S CAR
MUST HAVE BROKEN DOWN.
COULD YOU DO
WITH A RIDE, LAD?
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
DON’T MIND IF I DO.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(LAUGHING)
ACME: WELL, VINNIE?
WHAT DO YA THINK?
OH, IT LOOKS LIKE
A MILLION, MR. ACME.
YOU MUST HAVE
FOLLOWED MY BLUEPRINTS
TO A T. I’M SO EXCITED.
I GUARANTEE
WHOEVER ENDS UP ON
THE RECEIVING END OF THIS BABY
IS GONNA GET CREAMED.
(CHUCKLES)
FOR YOUR HAND ONLY.
THE PALM PRINT TRIGGER
YOU DEMANDED.
(GRUNTS)
COOL. I DON’T WANT
NOBODY FIRIN’ OFF
MR. CARTER BUT ME.
MR. CARTER?
YOU’RE GIVING IT A NAME?
HEY, YOU GOT
A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
OH! MR. CARTER’S PERFECT.
IT, IT... IT SUITS HIM. YEAH.
(GRUNTING)
WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND.
IT’S ONE OF THEM
COSMIC RULES
THAT CATCHES UP WITH
EVERYONE SOONER OR LATER...
EVEN GARGOYLES!
IT WAS JUST ABOUT
A YEAR AGO, MR. C.,
ONLY A FEW BLOCKS FROM HERE.
I’LL NEVER
FORGET THE FIRST TIME
I LAID EYES ON ONE...
I WAS RIDIN’ ALONG, MINDIN’
MY OWN BUSINESS, WHEN KABAM!
A SMALL ONE
SWOOPED DOWN BESIDE ME.
-(GASPS)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
(GRUNTING)
A COURSE,
IT DIDN’T FAZE ME NONE,
BUT SOMEHOW
THE CREATURE MANAGED
TO SNATCH MY WHEELS
RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER ME.
WHOA!
HEY, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
TURNS OUT HE DIDN’T KNOW
THE FIRST THING
ABOUT MOTORCYCLES.
AND MY BEAUTIFUL BIKE
WENT UP IN FLAMES...
AND THAT GOOD-FOR-NOTHING
GARGOYLE JUST FLEW OFF!
I TOLD MY STORY
IN COURT,
BUT THE JUDGE THOUGHT
I WAS INTOXICATED.
THAT GARGOYLE NOT
ONLY COST ME MY BIKE,
HE COST ME
MY DRIVER’S LICENSE.
HAKON: I FOUND HIM.
OUR MUTUAL ENEMY.
THE OBJECT OF OUR HATE.
A MILE TO THE WEST,
HEADING NORTHWARD.
THE OLD GARGOYLE IS WITH HIM.
HMM. TWO AGAINST TWO.
I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THAT.
NEITHER DO I.
HUDSON: I STILL CAN’T SEE
WHY THEY CALL IT A "BIG APPLE."
SOME QUESTIONS, OLD FRIEND,
ARE BEST LEFT
FOR HUMANS TO RESOLVE.
(GRUNTS)
GOLIATH!
I’M COMING, LAD!
(GRUNTS)
HAKON: NICELY EXECUTED.
PIECE OF CAKE.
I’LL BE ALL RIGHT, HUDSON.
NO MAJOR DAMAGE.
WOLF: THAT COMES NEXT.
(GROWLING)
(GRUNTING)
YOU’LL HAVE
TO GET THROUGH ME FIRST.
WORKS FOR US.
(GROANS)
I THOUGHT YOUR WEAPONS
OF CHOICE
WERE THE FANG AND THE CLAW.
YEAH, WELL,
TONIGHT IS BATTLE-AX NIGHT!
(ROARING)
(GASPS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(WOLF ROARS)
(WOLF YELLS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(GROWLING)
(GASPS)
(YELLS)
(BOTH GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
THIS IS OUR LUCKY NIGHT,
MR. C. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
(LAUGHS)
I FOUND THE BIG ONE!
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
I’LL NEVER FORGET
THE FIRST TIME
I LAID EYES ON THE MONSTER.
I WAS WORKING SECURITY
FOR CYBERBIOTICS,
STATIONED ABOARD FORTRESS-ONE,
THE NIGHT HE ATTACKED.
I WAS THE FIRST ONE
TO SPOT HIM.
(GRUNTS)
(SNARLS)
(GASPS)
NATURALLY, I... I PUT UP
A TERRIFIC FIGHT...
(GROWLING)
(GROANS)
BUT HIS SAVAGE BRUTE STRENGTH
OVERWHELMED ME.
WHEN THE AIR-FORTRESS
WENT DOWN IN FLAMES,
SO DID MY CAREER.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
A GARGOYLE
HAD STUCK IT TO ME AGAIN.
BUT NOW, MR. CARTER,
NOW IT’S PAYBACK TIME.
TONIGHT I FINALLY GET
TO EVEN THE SCORE...
(STRAINING)
IF I COULD JUST GET
YOU OUTTA THIS BAG.
GOTCHA!
UH-OH!
(ROARS)
TAKING YOU OUT WITH THE AX
WOULD’VE BEEN WAY
TOO QUICK, ANYWAY.
AND NOWHERE
NEAR AS MUCH FUN AS
TEARING YOU APART
WITH MY BARE HANDS!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
THAT MUTATE IS STRONGER
THAN BOTH OF US.
WE NEED A NEW STRATEGY.
(PANTING)
I’M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS.
FOLLOW MY LEAD.
YOU CAN RUN,
BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE!
THEY’RE NOT RUNNING,
YOU FOOL. THEY’RE CHARGING.
LET ’EM! I’LL SWAT ’EM AWAY
LIKE A PAIR OF GNATS!
(GROANS)
(MUTTERS)
I MUST ADMIT,
I ENJOYED THAT.
I’M GLAD SOMEONE DID.
YOU CALL THAT A BATTLE?
YOU’RE A DISGRACE
TO THE ENTIRE BLOODLINE.
NOW IT’S HAKON’S TURN.
(LAUGHING)
(RUMBLING)
WOLF? YOU DID THIS?
DO YOU SEE
ANYONE ELSE HERE?
WELL, DO YOU?
-LOOK OUT!
-(YELLS)
NOW THIS IS HOW
TO FIGHT A BATTLE!
GOLIATH!
(BOTH GRUNT)
HUDSON: SINCE WHEN
DO WEREWOLVES FLY?
GOLIATH: THE QUESTION
ISN’T WHEN, BUT HOW?
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, MR. C.?
THAT BIG GARGOYLE THOUGHT
HE COULD GET AWAY FROM ME.
BUT, UH, HE WAS WRONG.
AFTER THE AIRSHIP MESS,
I LANDED ONE MORE
SECURITY GIG.
THIS TIME
AT GEN-U-TECH LABS.
JUST MY LUCK. I DREW
THE PARKING LOT DETAIL
THE SAME NIGHT
THE HEAD HONCHO
WAS ABDUCTED
ON THE WAY TO HIS CAR.
I DID ALL I COULD TO HELP,
BUT THE CULPRIT GOT AWAY.
AND CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
I GOT THE BOOT.
OH, BUT I FOUND OUT
WHO COST ME THAT JOB.
AND NOW HE’S GONNA PAY.
(LAUGHS)
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.
HUH? WHERE’D HE GO?
WE’LL RETURN TO THE CLOCK TOWER.
GET THE OTHERS.
(HAKON ROARING)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(YELLS)
(OBJECTS CRASHING)
SHALL WE RESUME BATTLE?
(ROARING)
(LAUGHING)
(HUDSON GROANS)
THIS TIME WE GOT HIM,
MR. C. I’M JUST GONNA
WAIT AND PICK MY SHOT...
(LAUGHING)
(ROARING)
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT,
A FAIR FIGHT?
UH-OH...
(ROARING)
WHEN WILL IT DAWN
ON YOU, GARGOYLE?
YOU ARE DEALING WITH FORCES
YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY OVERCOME.
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
HUDSON?
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(GROWLING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(GROWLING)
(ROARING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
HUDSON, IT’S ME!
IT’S GOLIATH!
OH!
JALAPENA,FORGIVE ME, LAD.
I DON’T KNOW
WHAT CAME OVER ME.
I THINK I DO.
-WOLF: GET OUT!
-HAKON: WOLF, LISTEN!
HAD I NOT POSSESSED
YOUR BODY, GOLIATH
WOULD’VE CARTED
YOU OFF IN CHAINS.
WOLF: YEAH, WELL,
I’M AWAKE NOW,
AND I GOT NO INTENTION
OF SHARING MY BODY
WITH A VIKING GHOST!
HAKON: YOU HALF-WIT.
MY BLOOD ALREADY FLOWS
IN YOUR VEINS.
YOU’RE MY DESCENDANT.
IT’S THAT LINK
AND OUR MUTUAL HATRED OF GOLIATH
THAT DREW YOU TO WYVERN
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
NOW MY SUPERNATURAL POWERS
HAVE MADE YOU INVINCIBLE,
YOU’D BE A FOOL
TO REJECT ME!
WOLF: I’M TELLIN’ YA,
GRANDPA...
IF YOU DON’T BUG OUT NOW,
I’LL FIRE UP THAT INCINERATOR
AND CHUCK IN THE AX!
HAKON: NO!
THIS FAR FROM WYVERN
THE AX IS MY ONE LINK
TO THE EARTH-PLANE!
WITHOUT IT...
WOLF:
OH, YOU’RE BREAKING MY HEART!
HAKON: ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT! YOU WIN.
HOW YOU COULD BE
DESCENDED FROM ME,
I SHALL NEVER KNOW.
GET OVER IT.
WE’VE GOT SOME UNFINISHED
BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF.
IT’S THE COLD MEDICINE.
IT’S GOTTA BE THE COLD MEDICINE!
GOLIATH: THE ONLY OTHER TIME
I SAW THIS KIND
OF POWER AT WORK,
I WAS LOCKED IN COMBAT
WITH THE GHOST
OF THAT VIKING, HAKON.
HAKON!
WOLF: FORGET THAT SPOOK.
HE’S A PALE IMITATION.
(GRUNTS)
WOLF IS THE REAL THING.
(GROWLING)
(ROARING)
(LAUGHING)
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
AN UNOBSTRUCTED VIEW,
AND THIS TIME
I’M FAR ENOUGH AWAY
TO STAY CLEAR OF THE DAMAGE.
HEY, LIKE THEY SAY MR. C.,
THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM.
(LAUGHING)
HAKON HAD HIS WAY
OF GETTING REVENGE,
AND I GOT MINE!
(GROANS)
ONCE I’M THROUGH
SOFTENING YOU UP,
YOU’LL BEG ME TO FINISH YOU!
(GROWLING)
GARGOYLES DO NOT BEG!
(GRUNTS)
(GROWLING)
(GRUNTING)
THIS IS IT, MR. C.
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
UH-OH.
(GURGLING)
(GROANS)
ANY LAST WORDS?
HAKON: NOT SO FAST, WOLF!
IF ANYONE DELIVERS
THE DEATH BLOW TO GOLIATH,
IT’S GOING TO BE ME!
DREAM ON, CASPER!
WE’RE WASTING TIME FIGHTING.
IF WE DO THE DEED TOGETHER,
WE CAN BOTH HAVE
THE VENGEANCE WE CRAVE.
NOW YOU’RE TALKING SENSE.
LET’S DO IT. TWO AGAINST ONE!
TWO AGAINST TWO!
YOU AGAIN! THIS TIME I’LL CHOP
YOU INTO LITTLE PIECES!
(GRUNTING)
(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)
BIG MISTAKE, GARGOYLE.
NOW YOU’VE MADE ME MAD!
(GROANS)
I WAS COUNTING ON THAT.
YOU CANNOT ELUDE ME, OLD ONE.
SURRENDER NOW AND I PROMISE YOU
A QUICK DEMISE!
I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE YOU
THE SAME OFFER!
(LAUGHS) ME, SURRENDER?
NOT A GHOST OF A CHANCE!
GOOD.
(STRAINING)
YOU FOOL!
WHAT WILL THIS ACCOMPLISH?
(GROANS)
I SHOULD LET THIS MACHINE
CRUSH YOU LIKE THE ANT YOU ARE.
HAKON! CLAN-SLAUGHTERER!
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR DESIRE
FOR VENGEANCE?
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR EDGE?
NO. I HAVE THEM
BOTH RIGHT HERE.
(STRAINING)
(LAUGHS)
I STAND CORRECTED.
(SHOUTING) NO!
(WEAKLY) MY REVENGE...
GET AN AFTERLIFE.
COME ON, GARGOYLE, ARE YOU
AFRAID TO DIE LIKE A MAN?
WHAT WOULD A MUTATE WEREWOLF
KNOW ABOUT BEING A MAN?
(ROARING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
WHAT A NIGHT.
AYE. AT LEAST IT’S OVER.
VINNIE: OH, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.
NOT OVER YET.
(STRAINING)
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
OH, THIS IS THE MOMENT,
THE MOMENT
I’VE BEEN DREAMING OF.
AND NOW THERE IS NOTHING
TO STOP ME
FROM GETTIN’
MY SWEET REVENGE!
GARGOYLE,
PREPARE TO GET CREAMED!
(GASPS)
(SIGHS)
NOW WE’RE EVEN.
(HUMMING GARGOYLESTHEME)
(SCOFFS)
WHO IN THE WORLD WAS THAT?
I HAVEN’T
THE SLIGHTEST IDEA.
MMM! BANANA CREAM.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
ONE THOUSAND YEARS AGO,
SUPERSTITION
AND THE SWORD RULED.
IT WAS A TIME OF DARKNESS.
IT WAS A WORLD OF FEAR.
IT WAS THE AGE OF GARGOYLES.
STONE BY DAY,
WARRIORS BY NIGHT.
[GUTTURAL SCREAM]
WE WERE BETRAYED BY THE HUMANS
WE HAD SWORN TO PROTECT,
FROZEN IN STONE
BY A MAGIC SPELL
FOR A THOUSAND YEARS.
NOW, HERE IN MANHATTAN...
THE SPELL IS BROKEN
AND WE LIVE AGAIN!
[DEEP GROWL]
WE ARE DEFENDERS OF THE NIGHT.
WE ARE GARGOYLES!
NARRATOR:
PREVIOUSLY ONGARGOYLES...
I’VE MERELY COME
TO OFFER MY HUMBLE ASSISTANCE
WITH THE GARGOYLES.
HOPE YOU CAN SWIM,
METAL-MOUTH,
’CAUSE WE DON’T
NEED YOUR HELP.
HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED
THE BOUNTIES
OF GENETIC ENGINEERING?
(SNARLING)
WOLF: I SAY WE FINISH OFF
THE GARGOYLES AND MAZA.
I’M TIRED OF THEM
GIVING US GRIEF.
WELL, LOOK WHO’S
CRASHED THE PARTY.
(GRUNTING)
HMM... THIS IS NO NIGHT
FOR MAN OR BEAST TO BE OUT.
POOR FELLOW’S CAR
MUST HAVE BROKEN DOWN.
COULD YOU DO
WITH A RIDE, LAD?
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
DON’T MIND IF I DO.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(LAUGHING)
ACME: WELL, VINNIE?
WHAT DO YA THINK?
OH, IT LOOKS LIKE
A MILLION, MR. ACME.
YOU MUST HAVE
FOLLOWED MY BLUEPRINTS
TO A T. I’M SO EXCITED.
I GUARANTEE
WHOEVER ENDS UP ON
THE RECEIVING END OF THIS BABY
IS GONNA GET CREAMED.
(CHUCKLES)
FOR YOUR HAND ONLY.
THE PALM PRINT TRIGGER
YOU DEMANDED.
(GRUNTS)
COOL. I DON’T WANT
NOBODY FIRIN’ OFF
MR. CARTER BUT ME.
MR. CARTER?
YOU’RE GIVING IT A NAME?
HEY, YOU GOT
A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
OH! MR. CARTER’S PERFECT.
IT, IT... IT SUITS HIM. YEAH.
(GRUNTING)
WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND.
IT’S ONE OF THEM
COSMIC RULES
THAT CATCHES UP WITH
EVERYONE SOONER OR LATER...
EVEN GARGOYLES!
IT WAS JUST ABOUT
A YEAR AGO, MR. C.,
ONLY A FEW BLOCKS FROM HERE.
I’LL NEVER
FORGET THE FIRST TIME
I LAID EYES ON ONE...
I WAS RIDIN’ ALONG, MINDIN’
MY OWN BUSINESS, WHEN KABAM!
A SMALL ONE
SWOOPED DOWN BESIDE ME.
-(GASPS)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
(GRUNTING)
A COURSE,
IT DIDN’T FAZE ME NONE,
BUT SOMEHOW
THE CREATURE MANAGED
TO SNATCH MY WHEELS
RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER ME.
WHOA!
HEY, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
TURNS OUT HE DIDN’T KNOW
THE FIRST THING
ABOUT MOTORCYCLES.
AND MY BEAUTIFUL BIKE
WENT UP IN FLAMES...
AND THAT GOOD-FOR-NOTHING
GARGOYLE JUST FLEW OFF!
I TOLD MY STORY
IN COURT,
BUT THE JUDGE THOUGHT
I WAS INTOXICATED.
THAT GARGOYLE NOT
ONLY COST ME MY BIKE,
HE COST ME
MY DRIVER’S LICENSE.
HAKON: I FOUND HIM.
OUR MUTUAL ENEMY.
THE OBJECT OF OUR HATE.
A MILE TO THE WEST,
HEADING NORTHWARD.
THE OLD GARGOYLE IS WITH HIM.
HMM. TWO AGAINST TWO.
I GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THAT.
NEITHER DO I.
HUDSON: I STILL CAN’T SEE
WHY THEY CALL IT A "BIG APPLE."
SOME QUESTIONS, OLD FRIEND,
ARE BEST LEFT
FOR HUMANS TO RESOLVE.
(GRUNTS)
GOLIATH!
I’M COMING, LAD!
(GRUNTS)
HAKON: NICELY EXECUTED.
PIECE OF CAKE.
I’LL BE ALL RIGHT, HUDSON.
NO MAJOR DAMAGE.
WOLF: THAT COMES NEXT.
(GROWLING)
(GRUNTING)
YOU’LL HAVE
TO GET THROUGH ME FIRST.
WORKS FOR US.
(GROANS)
I THOUGHT YOUR WEAPONS
OF CHOICE
WERE THE FANG AND THE CLAW.
YEAH, WELL,
TONIGHT IS BATTLE-AX NIGHT!
(ROARING)
(GASPS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(WOLF ROARS)
(WOLF YELLS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
(GROWLING)
(GASPS)
(YELLS)
(BOTH GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
THIS IS OUR LUCKY NIGHT,
MR. C. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
(LAUGHS)
I FOUND THE BIG ONE!
(GRUNTS)
(GROANS)
I’LL NEVER FORGET
THE FIRST TIME
I LAID EYES ON THE MONSTER.
I WAS WORKING SECURITY
FOR CYBERBIOTICS,
STATIONED ABOARD FORTRESS-ONE,
THE NIGHT HE ATTACKED.
I WAS THE FIRST ONE
TO SPOT HIM.
(GRUNTS)
(SNARLS)
(GASPS)
NATURALLY, I... I PUT UP
A TERRIFIC FIGHT...
(GROWLING)
(GROANS)
BUT HIS SAVAGE BRUTE STRENGTH
OVERWHELMED ME.
WHEN THE AIR-FORTRESS
WENT DOWN IN FLAMES,
SO DID MY CAREER.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
A GARGOYLE
HAD STUCK IT TO ME AGAIN.
BUT NOW, MR. CARTER,
NOW IT’S PAYBACK TIME.
TONIGHT I FINALLY GET
TO EVEN THE SCORE...
(STRAINING)
IF I COULD JUST GET
YOU OUTTA THIS BAG.
GOTCHA!
UH-OH!
(ROARS)
TAKING YOU OUT WITH THE AX
WOULD’VE BEEN WAY
TOO QUICK, ANYWAY.
AND NOWHERE
NEAR AS MUCH FUN AS
TEARING YOU APART
WITH MY BARE HANDS!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
THAT MUTATE IS STRONGER
THAN BOTH OF US.
WE NEED A NEW STRATEGY.
(PANTING)
I’M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS.
FOLLOW MY LEAD.
YOU CAN RUN,
BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE!
THEY’RE NOT RUNNING,
YOU FOOL. THEY’RE CHARGING.
LET ’EM! I’LL SWAT ’EM AWAY
LIKE A PAIR OF GNATS!
(GROANS)
(MUTTERS)
I MUST ADMIT,
I ENJOYED THAT.
I’M GLAD SOMEONE DID.
YOU CALL THAT A BATTLE?
YOU’RE A DISGRACE
TO THE ENTIRE BLOODLINE.
NOW IT’S HAKON’S TURN.
(LAUGHING)
(RUMBLING)
WOLF? YOU DID THIS?
DO YOU SEE
ANYONE ELSE HERE?
WELL, DO YOU?
-LOOK OUT!
-(YELLS)
NOW THIS IS HOW
TO FIGHT A BATTLE!
GOLIATH!
(BOTH GRUNT)
HUDSON: SINCE WHEN
DO WEREWOLVES FLY?
GOLIATH: THE QUESTION
ISN’T WHEN, BUT HOW?
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, MR. C.?
THAT BIG GARGOYLE THOUGHT
HE COULD GET AWAY FROM ME.
BUT, UH, HE WAS WRONG.
AFTER THE AIRSHIP MESS,
I LANDED ONE MORE
SECURITY GIG.
THIS TIME
AT GEN-U-TECH LABS.
JUST MY LUCK. I DREW
THE PARKING LOT DETAIL
THE SAME NIGHT
THE HEAD HONCHO
WAS ABDUCTED
ON THE WAY TO HIS CAR.
I DID ALL I COULD TO HELP,
BUT THE CULPRIT GOT AWAY.
AND CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
I GOT THE BOOT.
OH, BUT I FOUND OUT
WHO COST ME THAT JOB.
AND NOW HE’S GONNA PAY.
(LAUGHS)
YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.
HUH? WHERE’D HE GO?
WE’LL RETURN TO THE CLOCK TOWER.
GET THE OTHERS.
(HAKON ROARING)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(YELLS)
(OBJECTS CRASHING)
SHALL WE RESUME BATTLE?
(ROARING)
(LAUGHING)
(HUDSON GROANS)
THIS TIME WE GOT HIM,
MR. C. I’M JUST GONNA
WAIT AND PICK MY SHOT...
(LAUGHING)
(ROARING)
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT,
A FAIR FIGHT?
UH-OH...
(ROARING)
WHEN WILL IT DAWN
ON YOU, GARGOYLE?
YOU ARE DEALING WITH FORCES
YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY OVERCOME.
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
HUDSON?
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(GROWLING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(GROWLING)
(ROARING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
HUDSON, IT’S ME!
IT’S GOLIATH!
OH!
JALAPENA,FORGIVE ME, LAD.
I DON’T KNOW
WHAT CAME OVER ME.
I THINK I DO.
-WOLF: GET OUT!
-HAKON: WOLF, LISTEN!
HAD I NOT POSSESSED
YOUR BODY, GOLIATH
WOULD’VE CARTED
YOU OFF IN CHAINS.
WOLF: YEAH, WELL,
I’M AWAKE NOW,
AND I GOT NO INTENTION
OF SHARING MY BODY
WITH A VIKING GHOST!
HAKON: YOU HALF-WIT.
MY BLOOD ALREADY FLOWS
IN YOUR VEINS.
YOU’RE MY DESCENDANT.
IT’S THAT LINK
AND OUR MUTUAL HATRED OF GOLIATH
THAT DREW YOU TO WYVERN
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
NOW MY SUPERNATURAL POWERS
HAVE MADE YOU INVINCIBLE,
YOU’D BE A FOOL
TO REJECT ME!
WOLF: I’M TELLIN’ YA,
GRANDPA...
IF YOU DON’T BUG OUT NOW,
I’LL FIRE UP THAT INCINERATOR
AND CHUCK IN THE AX!
HAKON: NO!
THIS FAR FROM WYVERN
THE AX IS MY ONE LINK
TO THE EARTH-PLANE!
WITHOUT IT...
WOLF:
OH, YOU’RE BREAKING MY HEART!
HAKON: ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT! YOU WIN.
HOW YOU COULD BE
DESCENDED FROM ME,
I SHALL NEVER KNOW.
GET OVER IT.
WE’VE GOT SOME UNFINISHED
BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF.
IT’S THE COLD MEDICINE.
IT’S GOTTA BE THE COLD MEDICINE!
GOLIATH: THE ONLY OTHER TIME
I SAW THIS KIND
OF POWER AT WORK,
I WAS LOCKED IN COMBAT
WITH THE GHOST
OF THAT VIKING, HAKON.
HAKON!
WOLF: FORGET THAT SPOOK.
HE’S A PALE IMITATION.
(GRUNTS)
WOLF IS THE REAL THING.
(GROWLING)
(ROARING)
(LAUGHING)
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
AN UNOBSTRUCTED VIEW,
AND THIS TIME
I’M FAR ENOUGH AWAY
TO STAY CLEAR OF THE DAMAGE.
HEY, LIKE THEY SAY MR. C.,
THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM.
(LAUGHING)
HAKON HAD HIS WAY
OF GETTING REVENGE,
AND I GOT MINE!
(GROANS)
ONCE I’M THROUGH
SOFTENING YOU UP,
YOU’LL BEG ME TO FINISH YOU!
(GROWLING)
GARGOYLES DO NOT BEG!
(GRUNTS)
(GROWLING)
(GRUNTING)
THIS IS IT, MR. C.
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
UH-OH.
(GURGLING)
(GROANS)
ANY LAST WORDS?
HAKON: NOT SO FAST, WOLF!
IF ANYONE DELIVERS
THE DEATH BLOW TO GOLIATH,
IT’S GOING TO BE ME!
DREAM ON, CASPER!
WE’RE WASTING TIME FIGHTING.
IF WE DO THE DEED TOGETHER,
WE CAN BOTH HAVE
THE VENGEANCE WE CRAVE.
NOW YOU’RE TALKING SENSE.
LET’S DO IT. TWO AGAINST ONE!
TWO AGAINST TWO!
YOU AGAIN! THIS TIME I’LL CHOP
YOU INTO LITTLE PIECES!
(GRUNTING)
(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)
BIG MISTAKE, GARGOYLE.
NOW YOU’VE MADE ME MAD!
(GROANS)
I WAS COUNTING ON THAT.
YOU CANNOT ELUDE ME, OLD ONE.
SURRENDER NOW AND I PROMISE YOU
A QUICK DEMISE!
I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE YOU
THE SAME OFFER!
(LAUGHS) ME, SURRENDER?
NOT A GHOST OF A CHANCE!
GOOD.
(STRAINING)
YOU FOOL!
WHAT WILL THIS ACCOMPLISH?
(GROANS)
I SHOULD LET THIS MACHINE
CRUSH YOU LIKE THE ANT YOU ARE.
HAKON! CLAN-SLAUGHTERER!
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR DESIRE
FOR VENGEANCE?
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR EDGE?
NO. I HAVE THEM
BOTH RIGHT HERE.
(STRAINING)
(LAUGHS)
I STAND CORRECTED.
(SHOUTING) NO!
(WEAKLY) MY REVENGE...
GET AN AFTERLIFE.
COME ON, GARGOYLE, ARE YOU
AFRAID TO DIE LIKE A MAN?
WHAT WOULD A MUTATE WEREWOLF
KNOW ABOUT BEING A MAN?
(ROARING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
WHAT A NIGHT.
AYE. AT LEAST IT’S OVER.
VINNIE: OH, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO.
NOT OVER YET.
(STRAINING)
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
OH, THIS IS THE MOMENT,
THE MOMENT
I’VE BEEN DREAMING OF.
AND NOW THERE IS NOTHING
TO STOP ME
FROM GETTIN’
MY SWEET REVENGE!
GARGOYLE,
PREPARE TO GET CREAMED!
(GASPS)
(SIGHS)
NOW WE’RE EVEN.
(HUMMING GARGOYLESTHEME)
(SCOFFS)
WHO IN THE WORLD WAS THAT?
I HAVEN’T
THE SLIGHTEST IDEA.
MMM! BANANA CREAM.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)