Gang Zielonej Rekawiczki (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Episode #1.6 - full transcript
Hey, he's here!
He's here!
He came.
Who?
Wojciech the faith healer.
WOJCIECH THE HEALER
By the grace of god alone,
he's resurrected several people.
That makes Jesus's three resurrections
a little less impressive
Well I'm just so pleased that he's come.
I ran out of miracle water a while back.
And I can't remember when it was
that I finished off the holy air.
Well, after Tereza died,
I came to the conclusion,
that it's not a good idea
to trust doctors.
- Coffee?
- You just don't give up.
The robberies began in April
last year, so it couldn't have been Igor.
Yeah?
Sure, he only got out
a few days ago.
Mm.
Is this it?
Yes.
Huh.
How big was that chain?
This big.
I got an idea.
Best to do it in plain sight.
Wojciech the Healer.
He sells miracle water and holy air.
Cash only, of course.
WOJCIECH THE HEALER
BUY A CURE
Here you go.
Here you go!
Here you go.
Here you go. Thank you.
Thanks. Here you go. Here you go.
Welcome.
First time?
Brothers and sisters,
may goodness and love find
a way to enter your hearts.
Every one of you
expects a miracle in your world.
And some of you...
truly need it.
I can step in where medicine is powerless.
There is only one condition.
Profound faith.
Is there anyone
in this room, in this congregation...
who believes truthfully and wholeheartedly
that they can and will be healed?
Ooh! Yes, me! Over here!
- I need it the most! Me!
- I could die tomorrow!
- Me!
- Please join me.
Brother, help her.
Saint!
Sister...
I can sense that you believe.
This power will heal you.
Get up... and walk.
I can't do it.
Woman, listen.
Get up and walk. You can do it.
- Ah!
- Oooh!
Jesus! Oh, Jesus!
Come.
I'm already breathing a bit easier.
I know, huh?
I'm going to heal your soul.
And your soul...
will heal your body.
Who here is ready to accept this truth?
I am!
You are now invited to attend
individual sessions with Master Wojciech.
Miracle water and holy air
will still be available to buy in our shop
and on the portable trays.
How 'bout a smoke break?
- I'll get some air as well.
- I'd also like to get fresh air.
So many emotions...
Her hair was red.
Uh... maybe she was blond.
Pretty?
Uhh, she was an older woman.
How old?
Like my mom's age.
Well... maybe a bit older.
- Right.
- Mm hm.
Conclusions?
Female, 35 to 60, blond.
No distinguishing features.
Sunglasses and a hat.
Have you sent out an APB?
On who?
Well how am I supposed to know?
You did great, as usual.
Thank you.
Tomorrow send us your brother.
He's gotta be visually impaired.
What a total shithead.
Lemme call you a cab.
And what about the others?
Something has to be done about this.
And?
Everything inside was burnt.
- This wasn't regular gasoline.
- What then?
Hm? It looks like JP1.
- Meaning?
- Aviation fuel.
Aviation fuel, huh?
Fifteen hundred?
Well... Individual work
with the master is a huge expense.
Energetically.
Please lay down and relax.
The master will be with you shortly.
What's your relation to the patient?
I'm my sister's carer.
She has dementia and... bowel problems.
So, the problem's your head?
She's not deaf, she's got dementia.
And... the stomach.
Could you show me exactly where it is?
We're gonna take care of the head.
It's gonna get better.
In her case, it can only get better.
Would you please let me work?
The master
only works with people... one-to-one.
I've left some energy
that'll start to work soon.
In five to six minutes.
What are you doing here?
Excuse me. I'm here to see the master.
You have to get in line.
I really... But I really...
But I really don't feel too good.
Ma'am, everyone here is also sick.
So please stand in line.
Oh. Okay.
What was that?
There.
Oh, how sad.
We're gonna have to steal something.
Do you feel the warmth?
That's odd.
The energy has spread.
That means there's resistance and...
if that's the case,
then there's nothing more...
that I can do, I'm sorry.
But maybe you could try again?
My stomach still hurts.
I don't feel anything.
You were gonna help me, you said so.
Close your eyes, please.
I'm very sorry, but...
extra energy, means extra...
Uh... ladies and gentlemen,
I should say
the police have had another great success.
We... apprehended a gang of "grandsons"
who were robbing the elderly.
Yeah?
They did, did they?
What a load of bull.
They were targeting care homes.
Going back to the theft
at the geological museum,
can you confirm
that the Green Glove Gang is behind it?
The investigation is ongoing,
so I'm afraid I can't comment.
- Mrs. Brykalska's husband isn't behind it?
- You sure this is the copy?
No, it's the original
that we're looking for.
- I have the original...
- It's a copy.
...meteorite here.
This is a copy of the meteorite
worth several hundred thousand euros
that was stolen from the museum.
And if anybody...
ever sees a rock like this,
we ask you to contact
the police immediately. Thank you.
I don't remember us ever...
stealing any meteorite.
We might be standing on it right now.
Speaking of.
Excuse me, everyone!
Excuse me!
Let me remind you
that Krystyna's art show is this Saturday.
I hope that you'll be able to...
help us with getting stuff ready.
Only as much as you can of course.
In a moment you'll ask me
if I want a cup of tea, and I'll say yes.
Cup of tea?
No, I've already...
I've said goodbye to Laura. Thank you.
Well with this, it lets you look a bit
deeper into your soul, ease your fears.
Well, if truth be told...
I don't have any fears.
Well, I do have one. That...
I won't go anywhere...
I'll just die here.
Every summer, for the holiday,
we'd take my, my...
my beauty... to Lidzbark.
You know, Katowice..
is 330 miles away from Lidzbark.
And what's in Lidzbark?
Well, a town.
A lake.
Many mosquitoes.
And we did that...
for thirty-four long years.
Always to Lidzbark?
Ohhh... sometimes we talked about...
you know...
maybe, maybe going to the sea,
or uh, the mountains, but...
On August 8th there's...
the Grand Prix for fishing.
And Laura... also... liked fishing.
How 'bout you?
It's a bit chilly.
Yes, I've had several
turbulent relationships.
Men were afraid of me.
No...
Luck was just never on my side.
Or maybe it was because
I knew the ending before it started.
You know... my mother had
this 6th sense too. And she gave it to me.
It made her life really complicated.
My father said she was a witch.
He loved me so much
and he wanted to protect me so much...
that he packed us into a suitcase,
and we went on this...
endless vacation.
Then one day I got this feeling that my
mom had died and I told my dad about it.
And then a few hours later
we received the official telegram.
And Dad...
Well he just withdrew into himself,
forever.
You know, in moments of danger,
my intuition... never once has it failed me.
On one hand it's a gift.
And on the other, a curse.
And you ended up alone?
Not really, I mean...
I've got two incredible girlfriends.
Hmm.
You're clairvoyant?
So...
Well... Well...
what card is this, then?
Oh come on, Stefan, really?
You bought the cards in Lidzbark in '86.
From a small green kiosk.
Tell me, why do you...
keep taking this apart and putting it
together again if it still works?
Well,
Um...
because...
I can't leave.
You know, my family's here.
WE INVITE YOU TO AN ART EXHIBITION
Hello. Sergeant Gujska.
You been busy?
What's wrong with him?
A day like any other.
What time was the break-in?
Between two and four, I'd say.
During the second hour of miracles,
I do one-on-one sessions.
How much did they take?
About half, maybe. Five, six hundred
thousand. We didn't have time to count.
And who were you... healing then?
What was their name?
I dunno.
What about checking your receipts then?
Maybe you could describe them?
All kinds of people come here.
There's erectile dysfunction,
Alzheimer's, rheumatism, unemployment...
Only sick people?
The healthy aren't my target group.
You nervous, Kinga?
I knew that this,
that this art show was a terrible idea.
Krysti, I'm not nervous about the show.
I saw my ex-husband earlier.
He's gained weight. He's fat.
Umm... Well I didn't know you had a husband.
What, uh... What happened?
Bad divorce? Did he cheat?
He wanted to be a widower.
When I found out
he was stealing paintings,
he got so pissed off,
so angry, that he threw me in the river.
And he knew I couldn't swim.
If it wasn't for Zuza...
When I saw him today...
after all this... all this time,
these memories came back.
Forgive me.
I'll stop talking.
Because this is your day.
Your day.
So, we have exciting news,
Wojciech the Healer,
a frequent guest of our city,
minutes ago announced
he's donating 560,000 zlotys
for health examinations
for our senior citizens.
- Mayor!
- Yes,
It's a very important day...
for our citizens.
Yes?
I just wanna thank you for the
incredible generosity you've shown.
- I don't...
- 560,000 zlotys for our senior citizens?
- Uhh...
- So on behalf of all our residents,
thank you so much for this.
The key to the city.
I'm arresting you
for reporting a false crime to the police.
What's going on?
Wait, hello?
Master?
Mr. Mayor, how do you comment
on this shocking incident?
Uhh, well I... You know,
I'm uhh... I'd say that the, the, the...
Stop stop stop! This
is slander. You're accusing an honest man.
Welcome.
So good to see you. Give me a hug.
How're you doing?
What if it's a massive flop?
And you've all worked so hard on it.
Krysti...
It's gonna be a huge success.
- Can you grab this?
- The tray?
- Yes.
- Sure.
- Hey Alicja.
- Tomek.
See you in there!
Is everything okay?
You really think your mother can...
survive more disappointment?
Excuse me?
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about
how you're not about to open a restaurant,
that you just got out on probation...
and you've already got yourself into debt.
- Tomek, hi!
- Hey Kinga!
We'll talk later.
Sure.
I'll go get more wine, okay?
- The lights have gone out.
- I know, I know.
- But what, what about the...
- Everything's gonna be fine.
They should...
uhh, try to flip the circuit breaker.
- What's up with the lights?
- They're off.
What the fuck do you mean,
they're off? We paid for them!
And did I say
that you can invite the whole city?
Cousins, aunts and uncles,
oh, and the police?
Oh, you think
the police should be here?
Maybe they could look around?
Fuck, you're the one
who should worry about the cops!
Now let go!
Oh, there it is.
The lights are back on.
Well,
enjoy yourselves out there.
Told you it was the breaker.
I'm planning on it.
I was never your friend!
Dear friends... family...
loved ones, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the official opening,
of our very own artist... the prestigious...
Krystyna Janicka, who has decided
to enchant us all tonight with her talent.
Have a drink, kid.
- I wanna hear what Grandma says.
- Have you seen what she's wearing?
- She's totally overdressed.
- Quit it! She looks great.
Just be quiet, Mom.
We... often think that,
with the passing years,
the doors slam...
on new opportunities for us,
but you, Krystyna,
you refute that with your artwork
and open up the world
of your wonderful imagination to us.
You need
to release the healer, Gujska.
The money surfaced.
I held him for questioning.
Jan...
Gujska, We're conducting
a major investigation.
He could put a curse on us.
Stuff like that.
...this exhibition
wouldn't have been possible,
without the support and hard work
of three wonderful fellow residents.
You can release the healer now.
And especially one of them.
Okay, let's go.
Where is she, my benefactor?
I'll tell you who needs a glass,
is the daughter of the artist
and star of the night. Thank you.
Kinga!
God...
Misfortunes abound.
Customers are going to waste.
They escape the shovel.
These...
people...
people today...
they don't die like they used to.
Diets and vitamins...
Yoga...
What the fuck is all
this fitness stuff anyway?
Don't get me started.
If it was just some sorta...
local catastrophe...
Nah!
It's time to die.
The business is dying, Marzenka.
What... What?!
You're not Marze...
Nah.
You're a cop.
Bravo!
Have you told her?
Tell her yourself.
She'll handle the truth better
than another disappearing act.
But you'll do as you please.
And I know you'll make the wrong choice.
- I wanted to tell you your mother is...
- My mother...
was never a mother.
Hm?
She was never there.
Go on, Kinga.
There.
Jesus fucking christ.
Subtitle translation by Kel Barksdale
He's here!
He came.
Who?
Wojciech the faith healer.
WOJCIECH THE HEALER
By the grace of god alone,
he's resurrected several people.
That makes Jesus's three resurrections
a little less impressive
Well I'm just so pleased that he's come.
I ran out of miracle water a while back.
And I can't remember when it was
that I finished off the holy air.
Well, after Tereza died,
I came to the conclusion,
that it's not a good idea
to trust doctors.
- Coffee?
- You just don't give up.
The robberies began in April
last year, so it couldn't have been Igor.
Yeah?
Sure, he only got out
a few days ago.
Mm.
Is this it?
Yes.
Huh.
How big was that chain?
This big.
I got an idea.
Best to do it in plain sight.
Wojciech the Healer.
He sells miracle water and holy air.
Cash only, of course.
WOJCIECH THE HEALER
BUY A CURE
Here you go.
Here you go!
Here you go.
Here you go. Thank you.
Thanks. Here you go. Here you go.
Welcome.
First time?
Brothers and sisters,
may goodness and love find
a way to enter your hearts.
Every one of you
expects a miracle in your world.
And some of you...
truly need it.
I can step in where medicine is powerless.
There is only one condition.
Profound faith.
Is there anyone
in this room, in this congregation...
who believes truthfully and wholeheartedly
that they can and will be healed?
Ooh! Yes, me! Over here!
- I need it the most! Me!
- I could die tomorrow!
- Me!
- Please join me.
Brother, help her.
Saint!
Sister...
I can sense that you believe.
This power will heal you.
Get up... and walk.
I can't do it.
Woman, listen.
Get up and walk. You can do it.
- Ah!
- Oooh!
Jesus! Oh, Jesus!
Come.
I'm already breathing a bit easier.
I know, huh?
I'm going to heal your soul.
And your soul...
will heal your body.
Who here is ready to accept this truth?
I am!
You are now invited to attend
individual sessions with Master Wojciech.
Miracle water and holy air
will still be available to buy in our shop
and on the portable trays.
How 'bout a smoke break?
- I'll get some air as well.
- I'd also like to get fresh air.
So many emotions...
Her hair was red.
Uh... maybe she was blond.
Pretty?
Uhh, she was an older woman.
How old?
Like my mom's age.
Well... maybe a bit older.
- Right.
- Mm hm.
Conclusions?
Female, 35 to 60, blond.
No distinguishing features.
Sunglasses and a hat.
Have you sent out an APB?
On who?
Well how am I supposed to know?
You did great, as usual.
Thank you.
Tomorrow send us your brother.
He's gotta be visually impaired.
What a total shithead.
Lemme call you a cab.
And what about the others?
Something has to be done about this.
And?
Everything inside was burnt.
- This wasn't regular gasoline.
- What then?
Hm? It looks like JP1.
- Meaning?
- Aviation fuel.
Aviation fuel, huh?
Fifteen hundred?
Well... Individual work
with the master is a huge expense.
Energetically.
Please lay down and relax.
The master will be with you shortly.
What's your relation to the patient?
I'm my sister's carer.
She has dementia and... bowel problems.
So, the problem's your head?
She's not deaf, she's got dementia.
And... the stomach.
Could you show me exactly where it is?
We're gonna take care of the head.
It's gonna get better.
In her case, it can only get better.
Would you please let me work?
The master
only works with people... one-to-one.
I've left some energy
that'll start to work soon.
In five to six minutes.
What are you doing here?
Excuse me. I'm here to see the master.
You have to get in line.
I really... But I really...
But I really don't feel too good.
Ma'am, everyone here is also sick.
So please stand in line.
Oh. Okay.
What was that?
There.
Oh, how sad.
We're gonna have to steal something.
Do you feel the warmth?
That's odd.
The energy has spread.
That means there's resistance and...
if that's the case,
then there's nothing more...
that I can do, I'm sorry.
But maybe you could try again?
My stomach still hurts.
I don't feel anything.
You were gonna help me, you said so.
Close your eyes, please.
I'm very sorry, but...
extra energy, means extra...
Uh... ladies and gentlemen,
I should say
the police have had another great success.
We... apprehended a gang of "grandsons"
who were robbing the elderly.
Yeah?
They did, did they?
What a load of bull.
They were targeting care homes.
Going back to the theft
at the geological museum,
can you confirm
that the Green Glove Gang is behind it?
The investigation is ongoing,
so I'm afraid I can't comment.
- Mrs. Brykalska's husband isn't behind it?
- You sure this is the copy?
No, it's the original
that we're looking for.
- I have the original...
- It's a copy.
...meteorite here.
This is a copy of the meteorite
worth several hundred thousand euros
that was stolen from the museum.
And if anybody...
ever sees a rock like this,
we ask you to contact
the police immediately. Thank you.
I don't remember us ever...
stealing any meteorite.
We might be standing on it right now.
Speaking of.
Excuse me, everyone!
Excuse me!
Let me remind you
that Krystyna's art show is this Saturday.
I hope that you'll be able to...
help us with getting stuff ready.
Only as much as you can of course.
In a moment you'll ask me
if I want a cup of tea, and I'll say yes.
Cup of tea?
No, I've already...
I've said goodbye to Laura. Thank you.
Well with this, it lets you look a bit
deeper into your soul, ease your fears.
Well, if truth be told...
I don't have any fears.
Well, I do have one. That...
I won't go anywhere...
I'll just die here.
Every summer, for the holiday,
we'd take my, my...
my beauty... to Lidzbark.
You know, Katowice..
is 330 miles away from Lidzbark.
And what's in Lidzbark?
Well, a town.
A lake.
Many mosquitoes.
And we did that...
for thirty-four long years.
Always to Lidzbark?
Ohhh... sometimes we talked about...
you know...
maybe, maybe going to the sea,
or uh, the mountains, but...
On August 8th there's...
the Grand Prix for fishing.
And Laura... also... liked fishing.
How 'bout you?
It's a bit chilly.
Yes, I've had several
turbulent relationships.
Men were afraid of me.
No...
Luck was just never on my side.
Or maybe it was because
I knew the ending before it started.
You know... my mother had
this 6th sense too. And she gave it to me.
It made her life really complicated.
My father said she was a witch.
He loved me so much
and he wanted to protect me so much...
that he packed us into a suitcase,
and we went on this...
endless vacation.
Then one day I got this feeling that my
mom had died and I told my dad about it.
And then a few hours later
we received the official telegram.
And Dad...
Well he just withdrew into himself,
forever.
You know, in moments of danger,
my intuition... never once has it failed me.
On one hand it's a gift.
And on the other, a curse.
And you ended up alone?
Not really, I mean...
I've got two incredible girlfriends.
Hmm.
You're clairvoyant?
So...
Well... Well...
what card is this, then?
Oh come on, Stefan, really?
You bought the cards in Lidzbark in '86.
From a small green kiosk.
Tell me, why do you...
keep taking this apart and putting it
together again if it still works?
Well,
Um...
because...
I can't leave.
You know, my family's here.
WE INVITE YOU TO AN ART EXHIBITION
Hello. Sergeant Gujska.
You been busy?
What's wrong with him?
A day like any other.
What time was the break-in?
Between two and four, I'd say.
During the second hour of miracles,
I do one-on-one sessions.
How much did they take?
About half, maybe. Five, six hundred
thousand. We didn't have time to count.
And who were you... healing then?
What was their name?
I dunno.
What about checking your receipts then?
Maybe you could describe them?
All kinds of people come here.
There's erectile dysfunction,
Alzheimer's, rheumatism, unemployment...
Only sick people?
The healthy aren't my target group.
You nervous, Kinga?
I knew that this,
that this art show was a terrible idea.
Krysti, I'm not nervous about the show.
I saw my ex-husband earlier.
He's gained weight. He's fat.
Umm... Well I didn't know you had a husband.
What, uh... What happened?
Bad divorce? Did he cheat?
He wanted to be a widower.
When I found out
he was stealing paintings,
he got so pissed off,
so angry, that he threw me in the river.
And he knew I couldn't swim.
If it wasn't for Zuza...
When I saw him today...
after all this... all this time,
these memories came back.
Forgive me.
I'll stop talking.
Because this is your day.
Your day.
So, we have exciting news,
Wojciech the Healer,
a frequent guest of our city,
minutes ago announced
he's donating 560,000 zlotys
for health examinations
for our senior citizens.
- Mayor!
- Yes,
It's a very important day...
for our citizens.
Yes?
I just wanna thank you for the
incredible generosity you've shown.
- I don't...
- 560,000 zlotys for our senior citizens?
- Uhh...
- So on behalf of all our residents,
thank you so much for this.
The key to the city.
I'm arresting you
for reporting a false crime to the police.
What's going on?
Wait, hello?
Master?
Mr. Mayor, how do you comment
on this shocking incident?
Uhh, well I... You know,
I'm uhh... I'd say that the, the, the...
Stop stop stop! This
is slander. You're accusing an honest man.
Welcome.
So good to see you. Give me a hug.
How're you doing?
What if it's a massive flop?
And you've all worked so hard on it.
Krysti...
It's gonna be a huge success.
- Can you grab this?
- The tray?
- Yes.
- Sure.
- Hey Alicja.
- Tomek.
See you in there!
Is everything okay?
You really think your mother can...
survive more disappointment?
Excuse me?
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about
how you're not about to open a restaurant,
that you just got out on probation...
and you've already got yourself into debt.
- Tomek, hi!
- Hey Kinga!
We'll talk later.
Sure.
I'll go get more wine, okay?
- The lights have gone out.
- I know, I know.
- But what, what about the...
- Everything's gonna be fine.
They should...
uhh, try to flip the circuit breaker.
- What's up with the lights?
- They're off.
What the fuck do you mean,
they're off? We paid for them!
And did I say
that you can invite the whole city?
Cousins, aunts and uncles,
oh, and the police?
Oh, you think
the police should be here?
Maybe they could look around?
Fuck, you're the one
who should worry about the cops!
Now let go!
Oh, there it is.
The lights are back on.
Well,
enjoy yourselves out there.
Told you it was the breaker.
I'm planning on it.
I was never your friend!
Dear friends... family...
loved ones, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome to the official opening,
of our very own artist... the prestigious...
Krystyna Janicka, who has decided
to enchant us all tonight with her talent.
Have a drink, kid.
- I wanna hear what Grandma says.
- Have you seen what she's wearing?
- She's totally overdressed.
- Quit it! She looks great.
Just be quiet, Mom.
We... often think that,
with the passing years,
the doors slam...
on new opportunities for us,
but you, Krystyna,
you refute that with your artwork
and open up the world
of your wonderful imagination to us.
You need
to release the healer, Gujska.
The money surfaced.
I held him for questioning.
Jan...
Gujska, We're conducting
a major investigation.
He could put a curse on us.
Stuff like that.
...this exhibition
wouldn't have been possible,
without the support and hard work
of three wonderful fellow residents.
You can release the healer now.
And especially one of them.
Okay, let's go.
Where is she, my benefactor?
I'll tell you who needs a glass,
is the daughter of the artist
and star of the night. Thank you.
Kinga!
God...
Misfortunes abound.
Customers are going to waste.
They escape the shovel.
These...
people...
people today...
they don't die like they used to.
Diets and vitamins...
Yoga...
What the fuck is all
this fitness stuff anyway?
Don't get me started.
If it was just some sorta...
local catastrophe...
Nah!
It's time to die.
The business is dying, Marzenka.
What... What?!
You're not Marze...
Nah.
You're a cop.
Bravo!
Have you told her?
Tell her yourself.
She'll handle the truth better
than another disappearing act.
But you'll do as you please.
And I know you'll make the wrong choice.
- I wanted to tell you your mother is...
- My mother...
was never a mother.
Hm?
She was never there.
Go on, Kinga.
There.
Jesus fucking christ.
Subtitle translation by Kel Barksdale