Gang Zielonej Rekawiczki (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Episode #1.3 - full transcript
"Dear Sir,
if you report the theft
of your illegally-obtained money,
we will expose all of your dirty dealings.
The citizens of our city will learn
that you've been lying
and stealing from them for years.
We have concrete evidence,
which we will gladly pass
on to the police and the press.
The choice is yours."
It's an aid.
A hearing aid.
I thought it was your sight
you had problems with.
Um,
I didn't notice you there.
Goes to show, my damn eyesight
still hasn't improved.
Um... thank you for asking.
- It's an aid for uh...
- Echolocation.
You know how it is,
when you're as blind as a fruit bat,
you need to find other ways to manage. Um...
It's just that... you see,
- well, my ears are my eyes.
- It's a paradox.
And where's the third musketeer?
Sleeping.
Sleeping like a dead woman.
The barnacle goose
makes a nest on a high cliff.
As soon as it's born, her hatchling
will have to jump into the abyss.
We can see the baby bird hatching.
It's so small and fragile.
Just moments ago,
it was in a warm and safe nest.
But any minute now,
it will have to face a cruel test.
How does the little bird know,
that just a few hours
after being born,
it has to throw itself off the cliff?
It's waiting.
Waiting.
Waiting.
Just one wrong move,
and everything's over.
The hatchling throws itself off...
- Hello?
- What was that?
Stop shouting.
It's barnacle goose hatchling.
- All it takes is one gust of wind...
- Is anybody here?
...for this short life
to end as soon as it started.
It's falling...
Its parents are waiting below.
How will it end?
It has hit the ground,
but in the best possible way.
It's.. a bit beaten up,
but it's alive!
I think he's fallen asleep.
You can go in.
Give me that code.
Don't slouch, stand up straight!
Six, three, two, one.
The hearse is here.
Take me to the back door.
Okay so turn to your left.
That's it, now take two steps forward.
Bigger steps, for god's sake!
Go past the door, a little to the right...
Crouch down! Crouch!
And now keep going on all fours.
I don't get paid enough
for that you nutjob.
No sleeping,
we'll get robbed, okay?
Brother, don't scare me.
We've had a fresh delivery.
Someone has to stay here.
Call the sister.
You call. My brain isn't working yet.
God be praised. Hope you weren't sleeping.
Could you come over for an hour, Sister?
My brother and I have to leave,
and we're on call today.
Well you know Rawski, Sister.
Thank God! Uh... I mean, God be praised.
Fucking A or what?!
Stand up straight.
And don't slouch. Come on.
So'd everything go okay?
No screw-ups this time?
Come on, I'm a professional Zuza.
It's not just burial plots
that Rawski's trading illegally.
- Keep talking.
- Hm?
Unless... hidden compartments in coffins
is some sorta new funeral fashion trend.
Some people wanna have a phone
with them. In case they wake up.
That... was too big for a phone.
Oh! It's you, Marzena.
I'm sorry, I didn't notice you come in.
I must have dozed off.
You'd be welcome to stay a while.
It's oh so lonely without visitors.
Another time, Teresa.
I just came to close the window.
I have to get back to work.
How about tomorrow?
Could you possibly bring me a blanket?
I know the window's closed, but...
somehow it's still cold.
- A couple of days ago I asked for one...
- That kind of issue
should be reported to the orderlies.
Good night now.
Shh!
- Alicja are you insane?
- Excuse me,
- but what the hell are you doing?
- Shh!
Poor and lost
are these miserable souls.
Don't bother me, I'm going to bed.
Me too.
Here.
Okay then.
We've got the addresses
of the car owners.
Uh... the Beetle...
well, that's their next door neighbor.
BMW: neighbor across the street.
The ambulance had been called
to a nearby emergency, Citroën...
no one's seen it there before.
Oh, but I do have
the address of... the owner.
Address? That's great.
Public cemetery, row 57, lot 18.
How long have they been a resident?
They died over ten years ago.
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
That's something.
Don't tell anyone about little Kajtuś.
You know that...
we're not allowed to have pets here.
Okay.
- Some coffee?
- Yeah.
You have a very nice home.
Oh... this is my darling.
She's not in great shape,
but I'm fixing her up.
I spent... my entire life dreaming
of traveling and nothing... ever came of it.
Thank you.
Laura.
We were supposed to go together.
That's not possible anymore.
So?
Any news?
We now know
whose fingerprint it is.
It's uh...
- with all due respect...
- Uh huh?
It's your fingerprint sir.
Unfortunately.
And whose idea was it to secure
my fingerprint in the first place?
- Uh...
- Anything else?
- We've identified the car.
- Uh-huh?
We just need to find it.
So what are you waiting for?
We're a law enforcement agency,
we can't waste time. Gujska.
- Yes I just wanted to...
- "I want to, but I'm afraid."
Find that car and track it.
On the ground and from the air.
From everywhere.
From the air?
Drones, Gujska.
Drones are the future.
Drones, Gujska.
Drones are the future.
"Statement to the press.
My name is Rawski.
Andrzej Rawski.
I am ashamed to admit that
the prices at this cemetery,
were much higher
than they should've been.
As an apology, I would like
to present a promotional offer.
I have also decided
to redecorate the cemetery.
Eden funeral parlour will see
to it that this cemetery gains a new life.
From now on,
all of our plot prices will be reduced by...
by forty percent.
- And prices of funerals...
- ...by thirty percent.
The cemetery will become,
where possible,
a friendly place for the community.
Considering...
the elderly citizens of our city,
we will set up some benches.
Four of them.
We will... We will also be adding...
new plants, and irrigation.
This is our city and our cemetery."
Goddamn it all to hell!
There you are. Tha... That's it.
Remarkable performance.
Don't.
How much did they take?
I have a new contract
for the French.
A meteorite.
What the fuck?
In euros.
It should cover all your losses.
Fucking hell.
May I?
Oh, sure thing.
What is this?
A ticket.
To go traveling with Laura.
Yeah?
♪ I'm driving
to my shift on my motorbike ♪
♪ I'm coming back
from the job on my motorbike ♪
♪ I've got Carrera goggles on my head ♪
My pants are pinned with a safety pin!
I'm coming back from...
Alicja, come to breakfast!
Have you gone completely insane?
My pants are pinned
with a safety pin...
- You'll have to ask them.
- No, I'm not doing it.
Why don't you ask them?
Sorry to bother you.
I have a request for you.
You're just.. so full of life.
Listen, in two days,
our very own Tereza is going to turn 90.
She has cancer, it's awful.
But what she suffers from most
is loneliness,
because well, her children
don't really visit anymore.
If you could just, well...
Maybe you could do... you know, something.
I'm starting to think we'll have
more work here than when we were free.
Oh honey, I'm still free.
Hm.
Ladies and gentlemen,
we're looking for this vehicle.
It's a Citroën,
as you can see the color...
is milky coffee.
Okay, maybe it's more milk than coffee.
All part of the day's work.
And it's shiny.
So if anybody out there has seen this car
or if you have any idea where it might be...
If you know somebody who's seen it,
please contact the police right away.
Or maybe go
to your nearest police station. Thank you.
GYM
MASSAGE ROOM
Mama.
This is fucking bullshit!
What is it?
Well first off, the exercise room looks
like the set from a fucking horror movie!
Marian's gone bonkers! And the coffee?
The Phoenician horoscope says
she's prone to bouts of unprovoked anger.
What are you saying!?
Is this Second Home
or "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"?
Would you tell her to calm down, Alicja?
Can you please stop telling me what to do?
None of it makes any sense.
Second Home... Well it ain't mine!
Yeah you're right,
a prison cell would be better.
Stop scaring me!
The only advantage that comes
with our age is that we're invisible!
Especially to the police!
Sure, but we weren't the ones
who left a photo of our tattoo
- at the scene of the crime.
- We didn't leave a lighter either.
Well if I'm really that fucking useless,
I quit the entire business, asshole!
Goodbye! Enjoy dying!
Ugh! Fucking hell!
Hey!
Stop!
Stop!
- What are you doing?
- It's better to let her go now.
To keep her under control later on.
She'll come back, 'Licja.
She will.
Excuse me.
Yeah?
Boss.
Alicja.
ECHOLOCATION EQUIPMENT
ALICJA SKOWRON
NO RESULTS...
ZUZANNA ZEMPLIŃSKA
NURSING HOME ENTRY FORM
KINGA JARECKA
KINGA JARECKA
DID THE WIFE KNOW ABOUT
THE THEFT OF THE ARTWORKS?
She'll come back.
She will, she will.
But I do think we need to get out of here
pretty soon, Zuza.
Morning!
Morning.
Marzena came to my room last night.
She took a photo and...
Three...
...two...
...and one.
Tomek?
You seem to be... in a bad mood.
It's that damn Brykalski,
and now those paintings as well.
Brykalski.
That man has no shame whatsoever.
Why do you say that?
Take a look.
♪ Something told me it was over ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ When I saw you and her talkin' ♪
♪ Something deep down
in my soul said "Cry, girl" ♪
♪ When I saw you
and that girl walkin' now ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I would rather,
I would rather go blind, boy ♪
♪ Than to see you
walk away from me, child ♪
I'll miss it.
♪ So you see, I love you so much ♪
♪ That I don't wanna watch you
leave me, baby ♪
Well here's to you.
And to you.
♪ ...I just don't,
I just don't wanna be free, no ♪
♪ I was just, I was just ♪
♪ I was just sittin' here thinkin' ♪
And to her.
♪ Of your kiss
and your warm embrace, yeah ♪
♪ When the reflection in the glass
that I held to my lips now, baby ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Revealed the tears... ♪
So when is Tomek coming?
♪ ...on my face, yeah ♪
♪ Woo, and baby... ♪
Hey kid, can I use your phone?
What are you, crazy?
Come on, I'll give you a twenty.
- And the roses.
- Have 'em.
♪ And I see you walk away,
see you walk away from me, yeah ♪
♪ Something deep down ♪
♪ In my soul said, "Cry, girl" ♪
♪ When I saw you and that girl
walking now ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I would rather,
I would rather go blind, boy ♪
Hello?
Police?
♪ Than to see you walk away from me ♪
I'm calling about the tattoo.
♪ It's time to get a little closer now ♪
♪ Take off your shoes, baby,
let's turn off the lights ♪
♪ I'll keep you warm,
I'll give you all I've got ♪
♪ Follow my lead
I'll take you to my Wonderland ♪
♪ Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ Hey watch out, babe, hey watch out
Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ Hey watch out, babe, hey watch out
Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ It's time to get a little closer now ♪
♪ Take off your shoes, baby,
let's turn off the lights ♪
♪ I'll keep you warm,
I'll give you all I've got ♪
♪ Now follow my lead
I'll take you to my Wonderland ♪
♪ Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ Hey watch out, babe, hey watch out
Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ Hey watch out, babe, hey watch out
Down the rabbit hole ♪
Subtitle translation by Kel Barksdale
if you report the theft
of your illegally-obtained money,
we will expose all of your dirty dealings.
The citizens of our city will learn
that you've been lying
and stealing from them for years.
We have concrete evidence,
which we will gladly pass
on to the police and the press.
The choice is yours."
It's an aid.
A hearing aid.
I thought it was your sight
you had problems with.
Um,
I didn't notice you there.
Goes to show, my damn eyesight
still hasn't improved.
Um... thank you for asking.
- It's an aid for uh...
- Echolocation.
You know how it is,
when you're as blind as a fruit bat,
you need to find other ways to manage. Um...
It's just that... you see,
- well, my ears are my eyes.
- It's a paradox.
And where's the third musketeer?
Sleeping.
Sleeping like a dead woman.
The barnacle goose
makes a nest on a high cliff.
As soon as it's born, her hatchling
will have to jump into the abyss.
We can see the baby bird hatching.
It's so small and fragile.
Just moments ago,
it was in a warm and safe nest.
But any minute now,
it will have to face a cruel test.
How does the little bird know,
that just a few hours
after being born,
it has to throw itself off the cliff?
It's waiting.
Waiting.
Waiting.
Just one wrong move,
and everything's over.
The hatchling throws itself off...
- Hello?
- What was that?
Stop shouting.
It's barnacle goose hatchling.
- All it takes is one gust of wind...
- Is anybody here?
...for this short life
to end as soon as it started.
It's falling...
Its parents are waiting below.
How will it end?
It has hit the ground,
but in the best possible way.
It's.. a bit beaten up,
but it's alive!
I think he's fallen asleep.
You can go in.
Give me that code.
Don't slouch, stand up straight!
Six, three, two, one.
The hearse is here.
Take me to the back door.
Okay so turn to your left.
That's it, now take two steps forward.
Bigger steps, for god's sake!
Go past the door, a little to the right...
Crouch down! Crouch!
And now keep going on all fours.
I don't get paid enough
for that you nutjob.
No sleeping,
we'll get robbed, okay?
Brother, don't scare me.
We've had a fresh delivery.
Someone has to stay here.
Call the sister.
You call. My brain isn't working yet.
God be praised. Hope you weren't sleeping.
Could you come over for an hour, Sister?
My brother and I have to leave,
and we're on call today.
Well you know Rawski, Sister.
Thank God! Uh... I mean, God be praised.
Fucking A or what?!
Stand up straight.
And don't slouch. Come on.
So'd everything go okay?
No screw-ups this time?
Come on, I'm a professional Zuza.
It's not just burial plots
that Rawski's trading illegally.
- Keep talking.
- Hm?
Unless... hidden compartments in coffins
is some sorta new funeral fashion trend.
Some people wanna have a phone
with them. In case they wake up.
That... was too big for a phone.
Oh! It's you, Marzena.
I'm sorry, I didn't notice you come in.
I must have dozed off.
You'd be welcome to stay a while.
It's oh so lonely without visitors.
Another time, Teresa.
I just came to close the window.
I have to get back to work.
How about tomorrow?
Could you possibly bring me a blanket?
I know the window's closed, but...
somehow it's still cold.
- A couple of days ago I asked for one...
- That kind of issue
should be reported to the orderlies.
Good night now.
Shh!
- Alicja are you insane?
- Excuse me,
- but what the hell are you doing?
- Shh!
Poor and lost
are these miserable souls.
Don't bother me, I'm going to bed.
Me too.
Here.
Okay then.
We've got the addresses
of the car owners.
Uh... the Beetle...
well, that's their next door neighbor.
BMW: neighbor across the street.
The ambulance had been called
to a nearby emergency, Citroën...
no one's seen it there before.
Oh, but I do have
the address of... the owner.
Address? That's great.
Public cemetery, row 57, lot 18.
How long have they been a resident?
They died over ten years ago.
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
That's something.
Don't tell anyone about little Kajtuś.
You know that...
we're not allowed to have pets here.
Okay.
- Some coffee?
- Yeah.
You have a very nice home.
Oh... this is my darling.
She's not in great shape,
but I'm fixing her up.
I spent... my entire life dreaming
of traveling and nothing... ever came of it.
Thank you.
Laura.
We were supposed to go together.
That's not possible anymore.
So?
Any news?
We now know
whose fingerprint it is.
It's uh...
- with all due respect...
- Uh huh?
It's your fingerprint sir.
Unfortunately.
And whose idea was it to secure
my fingerprint in the first place?
- Uh...
- Anything else?
- We've identified the car.
- Uh-huh?
We just need to find it.
So what are you waiting for?
We're a law enforcement agency,
we can't waste time. Gujska.
- Yes I just wanted to...
- "I want to, but I'm afraid."
Find that car and track it.
On the ground and from the air.
From everywhere.
From the air?
Drones, Gujska.
Drones are the future.
Drones, Gujska.
Drones are the future.
"Statement to the press.
My name is Rawski.
Andrzej Rawski.
I am ashamed to admit that
the prices at this cemetery,
were much higher
than they should've been.
As an apology, I would like
to present a promotional offer.
I have also decided
to redecorate the cemetery.
Eden funeral parlour will see
to it that this cemetery gains a new life.
From now on,
all of our plot prices will be reduced by...
by forty percent.
- And prices of funerals...
- ...by thirty percent.
The cemetery will become,
where possible,
a friendly place for the community.
Considering...
the elderly citizens of our city,
we will set up some benches.
Four of them.
We will... We will also be adding...
new plants, and irrigation.
This is our city and our cemetery."
Goddamn it all to hell!
There you are. Tha... That's it.
Remarkable performance.
Don't.
How much did they take?
I have a new contract
for the French.
A meteorite.
What the fuck?
In euros.
It should cover all your losses.
Fucking hell.
May I?
Oh, sure thing.
What is this?
A ticket.
To go traveling with Laura.
Yeah?
♪ I'm driving
to my shift on my motorbike ♪
♪ I'm coming back
from the job on my motorbike ♪
♪ I've got Carrera goggles on my head ♪
My pants are pinned with a safety pin!
I'm coming back from...
Alicja, come to breakfast!
Have you gone completely insane?
My pants are pinned
with a safety pin...
- You'll have to ask them.
- No, I'm not doing it.
Why don't you ask them?
Sorry to bother you.
I have a request for you.
You're just.. so full of life.
Listen, in two days,
our very own Tereza is going to turn 90.
She has cancer, it's awful.
But what she suffers from most
is loneliness,
because well, her children
don't really visit anymore.
If you could just, well...
Maybe you could do... you know, something.
I'm starting to think we'll have
more work here than when we were free.
Oh honey, I'm still free.
Hm.
Ladies and gentlemen,
we're looking for this vehicle.
It's a Citroën,
as you can see the color...
is milky coffee.
Okay, maybe it's more milk than coffee.
All part of the day's work.
And it's shiny.
So if anybody out there has seen this car
or if you have any idea where it might be...
If you know somebody who's seen it,
please contact the police right away.
Or maybe go
to your nearest police station. Thank you.
GYM
MASSAGE ROOM
Mama.
This is fucking bullshit!
What is it?
Well first off, the exercise room looks
like the set from a fucking horror movie!
Marian's gone bonkers! And the coffee?
The Phoenician horoscope says
she's prone to bouts of unprovoked anger.
What are you saying!?
Is this Second Home
or "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"?
Would you tell her to calm down, Alicja?
Can you please stop telling me what to do?
None of it makes any sense.
Second Home... Well it ain't mine!
Yeah you're right,
a prison cell would be better.
Stop scaring me!
The only advantage that comes
with our age is that we're invisible!
Especially to the police!
Sure, but we weren't the ones
who left a photo of our tattoo
- at the scene of the crime.
- We didn't leave a lighter either.
Well if I'm really that fucking useless,
I quit the entire business, asshole!
Goodbye! Enjoy dying!
Ugh! Fucking hell!
Hey!
Stop!
Stop!
- What are you doing?
- It's better to let her go now.
To keep her under control later on.
She'll come back, 'Licja.
She will.
Excuse me.
Yeah?
Boss.
Alicja.
ECHOLOCATION EQUIPMENT
ALICJA SKOWRON
NO RESULTS...
ZUZANNA ZEMPLIŃSKA
NURSING HOME ENTRY FORM
KINGA JARECKA
KINGA JARECKA
DID THE WIFE KNOW ABOUT
THE THEFT OF THE ARTWORKS?
She'll come back.
She will, she will.
But I do think we need to get out of here
pretty soon, Zuza.
Morning!
Morning.
Marzena came to my room last night.
She took a photo and...
Three...
...two...
...and one.
Tomek?
You seem to be... in a bad mood.
It's that damn Brykalski,
and now those paintings as well.
Brykalski.
That man has no shame whatsoever.
Why do you say that?
Take a look.
♪ Something told me it was over ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ When I saw you and her talkin' ♪
♪ Something deep down
in my soul said "Cry, girl" ♪
♪ When I saw you
and that girl walkin' now ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I would rather,
I would rather go blind, boy ♪
♪ Than to see you
walk away from me, child ♪
I'll miss it.
♪ So you see, I love you so much ♪
♪ That I don't wanna watch you
leave me, baby ♪
Well here's to you.
And to you.
♪ ...I just don't,
I just don't wanna be free, no ♪
♪ I was just, I was just ♪
♪ I was just sittin' here thinkin' ♪
And to her.
♪ Of your kiss
and your warm embrace, yeah ♪
♪ When the reflection in the glass
that I held to my lips now, baby ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Revealed the tears... ♪
So when is Tomek coming?
♪ ...on my face, yeah ♪
♪ Woo, and baby... ♪
Hey kid, can I use your phone?
What are you, crazy?
Come on, I'll give you a twenty.
- And the roses.
- Have 'em.
♪ And I see you walk away,
see you walk away from me, yeah ♪
♪ Something deep down ♪
♪ In my soul said, "Cry, girl" ♪
♪ When I saw you and that girl
walking now ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I would rather,
I would rather go blind, boy ♪
Hello?
Police?
♪ Than to see you walk away from me ♪
I'm calling about the tattoo.
♪ It's time to get a little closer now ♪
♪ Take off your shoes, baby,
let's turn off the lights ♪
♪ I'll keep you warm,
I'll give you all I've got ♪
♪ Follow my lead
I'll take you to my Wonderland ♪
♪ Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ Hey watch out, babe, hey watch out
Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ Hey watch out, babe, hey watch out
Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ It's time to get a little closer now ♪
♪ Take off your shoes, baby,
let's turn off the lights ♪
♪ I'll keep you warm,
I'll give you all I've got ♪
♪ Now follow my lead
I'll take you to my Wonderland ♪
♪ Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ Hey watch out, babe, hey watch out
Down the rabbit hole ♪
♪ Hey watch out, babe, hey watch out
Down the rabbit hole ♪
Subtitle translation by Kel Barksdale