Game Changer (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Nom Nom Nom - full transcript
Game time is meal time when contestants must feed a giant mouth exactly what it wants.
- [Sam] Get ready for a game changer.
Tonight's guests, he's a
better game show host than me,
welcome, Mike Trapp!
He's a better comedian than me,
please welcome, Tao Yang,
and she's an all around
more revolved human being
than yours truly, Lily Du.
And your host, me!
Sorry to disappoint.
Welcome to Game Changer,
the only game show where
the game changes every show.
I'm your host, Sam Reich.
I'm joined today by these
three lovely contestants.
Now, you all understand
how the game works.
- [All contestants at
once] - No, no, not at all.
I don't think you
explained anything to us.
- That's right, our players
have no idea what game
it is they're about to play.
The only way to learn, is by playing.
The way to win is by learning,
and the only way to begin is by beginning.
So without further ado, let's...
Begin!
Trapp, your sound is (cow moos)
- Well, gosh, I guess my
first sign of anything
would be like something
made from a cow perhaps.
Cheese on the pizza, that's milk,
I'm gonna go with the pizza?
Ash, please roll out... the mouth.
(Dramatic music)
(mouth yawns)
- [Lily] Um, actually...
- All right uh, the tray?
The tray is part of it, like
I can't take the tray off.
All right, yeah there ya go.
(laughs nervously)
Thought it might close on me.
- [Sam] Does the mouth like the pizza?
(mouth vomits)
- [Sam] It does not like
the pizza, sorry Trapp.
- That was a lot of steps to get to no.
(all laugh)
- [Sam] Tao, your sound is (cow moos)
- I have a similar mindset as Trapp does,
and I'm gonna say that
maybe the cow wants to
eat its own cheese.
(Lily scoffs)
- Okay, let's give it a try
- Okay, hello mouth, do
you have a name mouth?
- We can name the mouth if you like?
- Mouthy (contestants laugh)
- Do you like it mouthy?
- Does the mouth like the cheese?
(mouth vomits)
- Noooooo
- Look at that arm on that tongue.
- [Sam] Lily!
(cow moos)
Okay, so we did two things from
the cow that it didn't like,
I'm gonna try the grass.
- Try the grass.
Grass goes in mouth.
Does the mouth like the grass?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes it does like the grass!
- Whoo, yes!
- [Sam] Mike Trapp, your sound is...
(monkey sounds)
Sounds an awful lot like a monkey,
I wanna say banana but I
also feel like there's gonna
be some weird thing here,
like you're gonna say like
monkeys don't eat
bananas, monkeys eat bugs.
Or something like that.
But you know what? First
thought, best thought.
Does the mouth like banana?
(mouth approves)
- Yes it does! Yep yep yep.
- [Sam] Tao, your sound is...
(duck quacking)
- Duck! (contestants laughing)
- Duck! That's not the game.
- I win right?
- Uh, ducks--
- We all know ducks love
Werther's Originals.
- Ducks love bread, I know that.
- Duck duck!
- Take all 3 breads
- [Sam] Does this mouth like the bread?
(mouth approves)
- Yes, it does! And
that's a point for Tao.
Because the mouth approves.
- [Sam] Lily, your sound is...
(Santa chants)
- That could be anything!
- Santa Claus likes Christmas cookies?
I do think that Brennan Lee
Mulligan as Santa Claus,
so keep that in mind.
(sam laughs)
Yeah, Brennan's on Keto
so he probably won't be
eating those cookies.
- Okay, he'll just be eating raw eggs.
- I'll have you know,
that most of these sound effects are me.
(contestants laugh)
- Does the mouth like the cookies?
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does! Yum yum.
- Michael Trapp, your sound is
(person coughing)
That persons got a cough,
there's lots of different option here.
Honey, could go with the lemon water, look
I'm not just gonna give this
mouth a random medication
that sounds like a bad idea.
- Ya know what, let's go with the honey.
- Were going to give
the cough some honey...
Does the mouth like the honey?
(mouth vomits)
Ahhhh, it does not.
Tao, same sound
(mouth coughs)
- Mmm that's a smokers
lung if I ever heard one.
- Sam you should get that checked out.
(Sam laughs)
- Now, what are these? (laughs nervously)
- [Trapp] I don't think
those are cough drops,
I believe those are Werther's Original.
Butterscotch candy of choice
for old people everywhere.
- [Lily] They look like real,
not fake. Yeah, they're real.
- Tao, I say you go money,
cause money can solve anything.
- Money can solve anything.
- The secret that money works
for all of them actually.
(Sam laughs)
- This supposed to be chicken noodle soup?
- It is.
- That's a sickly man,
eat the bowl too.
- [Sam] Into the mouth it goes.
Does the mouth like the chicken soup?
(mouth approves)
Lily, your sound is...
(baby cooing)
- That's a dumb-sounding kid.
- That's a duck, that's a duck for sure.
- I think uh, if it were a
smart intelligent-sounding
kid I wouldn't go for these,
but I think, that kid is
freaking stupid and you know
I would feed it crayons.
- Does the dumb kid like its crayons?
Yes it does!
Way to go!
Dumb kid, you deserve it.
When I like a food, I also go
(mimics chewing)
- Mike Trapp,
- Yeah
your sound...
(man singing opera)
- [Sam] That was the best I could do.
- Sounds like an untrained singer
(lily scoffs)
- Yeah, that's about right.
- Every time one of these comes
up I think like it shouldn't
be the first thing I think.
I'm gonna give that Italian
opera singer a pizza--
- Hey, slip a dollar under that pizza.
(Tao laughs)
- How about a little
extra point for me here,
here's a little tip for you.
(Sam laughs) I love it, you're
trying to bribe the mouth.
- Just take the pizza, leave the cannoli.
- Does the mouth, like the pizza?
(drumroll)
(mouth vomits)
- Oh, come on.
- Oh, I'm sorry Trapp.
All right
- Trapp, you gotta stop feeding the pizza
(lily laughs)
I know, I just--
Tao!
I'm gonna go, be wild and say
I'm gonna throw the
honey in here. All right.
- Does the mouth like the honey?
(drumroll)
(mouth vomits)
- [Sam] No, it doesn't.
Lily.
- I would have gone honey also,
maybe he need a little
water for his throat.
We will find out in a moment...
- This is for you mouth.
(throws bottle)
I didn't break it, I knocked
the lemon out of it. I'm sorry.
- Does the mouth like the water?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
Thank you mouth.
Singer warming up their vocal
cords. Water with lemon.
I totally appreciate the other selections.
Mike Trapp,
yeah,
your sound is
Uh, do you mind if I get
an extension on that paper?
Hmm, that's a duck.
(contestants laugh)
All right, that sounds like
um, a shitty student to me.
College students live on ramen,
so let's throw some
ramen noodles in there.
- [Sam] We're gonna give
the ramen noodles a try...
Does the mouth like its ramen?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
Tao, your sound is...
(elderly person)
- Go on...
- I mean I could go on
I've never actually had one of these
but I have heard they're for old people.
- They're for everyone,
but they're particularly
beloved by old people.
- That's true. I will go
with the Werther's old man.
- [Sam] Does the old man
like his Werther's Originals?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, he does!
(bell tolls)
Okay, players headed
into a first mini game
Trapp, you're at 2 points,
Tao, at 3, Lily at 4.
The race is tight.
Ash, would you bring out the cart please.
(contestants ohhh ahhh)
- [Sam] Going to hand each one
of these to our contestants
- [Lily] There's meat in here.
- I am going to put 10
seconds on my personal clock.
Ready, go!
10--
- I don't know--
9-
- I don't want to.
8-7
- We weren't told to eat this.
6-5-4-3-2-1
You've all eaten the
weird jello mold and so
you all win 1 point.
(bell tolls)
The effect of this is essentially neutral.
- You ate the meat part
(lily laughs)
- There are a number of
weird flavors in here.
- You got a little bit of a hot dog.
- There's one I can't place it,
its the hot dog.
(sam laughs)
Players, welcome to round 2.
Lily, the game is yours, your sound is...
(ninja turtle)
- Okay, sounds pretty cool.
- I'm not gonna say
anything, cause you win this
(sam laughs)
- That was a ninja turtle...
- There's no way to know for sure though
- They like this pizza
that Trapp keeps going for,
It is heavier than you made it look.
(trapp laughs)
- You made it look easy
- I'm pretty strong, ya know.
- [Tao] But they famously
love saltine crackers
(lily laughs)
- [Trapp] Radical!
- I'm gonna go with the pizza
despite the attempts to mislead me.
- All right
- Does the mouth like the pizza?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
- Trapp, we're back in your world.
- Yeah.
- Listen man, you still
got plenty of time.
- Yeah, what is this. What's it gonna be?
- Your sound is...
(Popeye laughs)
- Again, the best I
could do in my rehearsal.
(imitates Popeye)
- Well, blow me down agagagaga.
- I shoulda asked you to do it!
That's mister Popeye and were
gonna give him that spinach.
- Does the mouth like the spinach?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
- Yes, it does!
(trapp imitates Popeye)
- I thought that was
Quagmire from Family Guy.
(trapp imitates Popeye)
"That's all I can stands,
cuz I can't stands no more!"
- If only if you were in the game,
I could have had you help me with this VO.
- Tao, your sound is...
(Winnie the Pooh)
- What the fuck
- [Lily] What language is that?
- I believe I saw a glimmer of
recognition on Trapp's face.
I can't be sure.
- It sounds 1800s, it
sounds sad. Oh, bother.
I'm gonna go with the
oil, wait, oh, oh bother
(lily laughs)
- Why, why this?
(contestants laugh)
- Ugh
- Does the mouth like the oil?
(drumroll)
(mouth vomits)
Nuts! Lily,
- I'm going to go with this
cause I don't know what they are
- Fair enough
- But they look some maybe
a weird British snack.
Those freaks.
(sam laughs)
- Those absolute freaks.
- [Trapp] Fucking perverts.
- Mouth, do we like those weird things?
No,
unfortunately the mouth did
not like those little things.
Trapp.
- I think that that's Winnie the Pooh.
And I'm gonna go honey.
- Does the mouth like the honey?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
- It is what Winnie the Pooh says.
- Believe it or not.
- I thought that was potentially
Stewie from Family Guy.
(contestants laugh)
- You're all Family Guy.
- This is a game of how
bad are Sams impressions.
And its gonna keep going.
All right.
Tao...
(Urkel speaking)
- Okay, I've never seen that show.
I don't know anything about Urkel.
Urkel loves....money?
(Lily scoffs)
Urkel doesn't like Coke.
- [Trapp] What?
- [Tao] Cheese, crackers?
(laughs nervously)
Does Urkel like crackers?
- I like the rift that's forming
between these contestants
as they withhold
information from each other.
- I'll go with the crackers,
Urkel loves crackers.
- (laughs) Urkel loves crackers.
- Does Urkel love the crackers?
(drumroll)
(mouth vomits)
Lily.
- I also do not know what Urkel likes.
- A good guess might
just win you the point.
- Maybe he loves a good
hearty breakfast from our
friends at Dialog Cafe.
- [Trapp] Dialog Cafe,
fine food at low prices.
- The coffee's expensive.
- Don't throw this,
cause things will fly out of their mouth.
- Does the mouth like
the Dialog Cafe items?
(drumroll)
(mouth vomits)
It does not I'm afraid Lily.
- This is so rude.
- Mike Trapp.
- Okay.
- Trapp, do you know, are you confident?
- I do know, um--
- Cheese!
- Um, Steve Urkel famously
uh, asking "got any cheese?"
- I've never heard that one!
- I, I, look I could be wrong.
- [Sam] From one Urkel
sound bite to another.
Does the mouth like the cheese?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
- I don't have the
cultural lexicon of Trapp.
- I have seen maybe one
episode of Family Matters,
but I definitely heard
a million children when
I was a kid being like "Steve
Urkel, got any cheese?"
- Its true, it was rather
an anthem of my playground.
Tao, your sound...
(hakuna matata)
- Ohhh, I just saw this movie.
That's a bug.
- [Trapp] That's gotta be money though.
- (sam laughs)
- Famously, lions love money.
- Nothing gets you further
in the safari than cash.
- [Tao] -They made the
bugs looks delicious
in the animated version.
- They're both animated.
- [Sam] Does the mouth like the bugs?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
Lily, your sound is...
(british narnia)
- Okay, okay kids...
(Trapp scoffs)
- You fucking kids
- C. S. Lewis, pieces of shit.
(Sam laughs)
- You dawn, dreading,
silver-chairing assholes.
- What do we love,
do we love to oil our little---
(contestants laugh)
- Our little bottoms.
- British people, famous
for oiling their bottoms.
- Their bottoms, they're
so dry in England!
- The wars on, and
they're rationing the oil,
we can't oil our little bottoms.
- Mommy but my bottom's so dry and creeky.
I will once again try, when I do not know,
I go for this.
- Into the mouth it goes,
does the mouth like those items?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does Lily! You guessed right.
That was Turkish Delight.
The famously-weird tasting British treat.
- Turkish Delight is gross.
I'm going on the record and
say gross desert, bad choice.
- Where would you rate
it next to, I don't know,
jellos and hot dog and olives.
- I would have to sit
and think for a moment.
- Trapp.
- Yeah.
- Your sound...
(Tin Man singing)
- Okay, well that is the Tin Man.
And the Tin Man needs oil.
Does the Tin Man eat
oil? I don't think so.
- We are definitely headed into
the world of the metaphoric.
- Great, give the Tin Man some oil.
- Does the mouth like the oil?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
- Yes, it does!
Tao, your sound...
(Neo from the Matrix)
Well, that's John Wick right there.
That's John Wick himself.
That's Neo and he needs
his little blue pill.
Here you go, Neo. Down
the rabbit hole you go.
- Does the mouth like the blue pill?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
Lily,
(whirring sound)
- What the fuck was that?
I think maybe it's--
- I see a little bit of a
nod recognition from Trapp.
some kind of a claw
machine going for a toy
and it wants tokens?
- [Sam] And it wants
tokens, interesting theory.
Does the mouth, like the coins?
(drumroll)
(mouth vomits)
It does not.
- It hurts every time.
- [Sam] Trapp, your sound...
(whirring sound)
- Its not, its not how I
would translate the sound
if this was---
- Yeah, sure.
- This sounds vaguely like Pac-Man and
I'm thinking that it might
be these little dots,
little white dots for Pac-Man.
But, if it is Pac-Man,
that's not how I would make
the Pac Man sound.
- [Sam] If it is Pac-Man, in other words
you're disappointed.
- Me too, I'd be very offended
if that was a Pac-Man sound.
- Also, wouldn't Pac-Man want tokens?
So that he could start running?
- Its vaguely Pac Man like.
- Does the mouth like the Pac-Man?
(drumrolls)
(mouth approves)
- Yes, it does.
- Now, Tao and I were gonna
make the sound that we think
Pac-Man should make.
(Tao and Trapp imitate Pac-Man)
(sam laughs)
- Players, it is time
for mini game number 2.
I am going to Ash to bring out the cart.
- What do we eat this time?
- Ready
- We eat the chess pieces.
- Now, if you would all 3 take respective
positions around this chess board.
On your mark--
- Oh, were rushing..is this free for all?
- Were not goin one-by-one.
On your mark, get set,
go.
- No, no, yes!!!
- Trapp!
- Trapp with the (murmurs)
- Is it hard?
- It's white chocolate.
It was like being in a western saloon;
getting a coin being
like (imitating cowboy)
"this real gold? Its
real gold, good here."
(sam laughs)
- We are now in round 3, the
scores are Trapp with 9 points,
Tao with 6, Lily with 7.
It could still go any which way.
Tao, your sound is...
(Brennan Lee Mulligan announcing himself)
- Brennan, every morning
eats something from Dialog
and usually, he was eating,
in fact keilbasa earlier.
- [Lily] Gorgeous crimson
lipstick and a gold tooth.
- Beautiful, whoa its shaking.
(sam pants)
- [Lily] Whoa, it's so hungry.
- Does the mouth like
the keto breakfast items?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes!!!
Lily, your sound is...
(Katie Mervich announces herself)
- [Trapp] That's a duck!
- Okay...
- Again, that's a duck.
- That sounds a lot like a duck,
and you know you gotta feed
ducks a brick of cocaine.
- Ducks do like cocaine.
Let's find out--
(mouth chomps down aggressively)
- That mouth is gonna be in rough shape.
- That mouths gonna freak out.
- Holy shit.
- That mouth, oh its shaking...
Does the duck like the cocaine?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
Trapp, are you ready?
- Yes.
- Your sound is...
(Siobhan announces herself)
- (imitates British accent) Oil my bottom.
- (imitates British accent)
Will you please sir?
- [Trapp] Well--
- [Lily] Famously loves money.
- Siobhan loves eating money.
I'm gonna go with these
gluten-free crackers.
Cause money, notoriously, full of gluten.
And she can't handle that.
- Does the mouth like
the gluten-free crackers?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
Tao, there are very few
items left on this table
if you haven't noticed.
- [Tao] 50/50.
- [Sam] More or less. Your sound is...
(slot machine whirring)
Oh, that sounds like a video game.
The most different kind of
video game, a slot machine.
Perhaps a slot machine would require...
Coins?
- Oh, perhaps a slot machine
that has Pac-Man would require coins?
(sam laughs)
- Does the mouth like the coins?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
- Yes, it does!
Lily, I don't know what to tell ya.
There's one item left.
- Feels like a trap.
- Your sound is...
(cash register dings)
- Cash register? Oh, god
now I feel in my head.
- Sometimes the simplest solution
is the one that's right in front of ya.
Does the mouth like the money?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
- Yes, it does Lily!
- [Trapp] I Was Expecting a Twist.
You are safe.
- I also was expecting a twist.
- Trapp.
- Yeah.
- [Sam] There are no items left.
- Very good.
- The sound is...
(dog growling)
- Okay, very good.
That sounds like a dog.
- Hmm
- I am,
looking to see if any of these stands
have little tennis balls on them.
- Hmm yep.
- And I don't see any.
(Trapp laughs)
- Trapp is leaving the set to see
if he can find anything--
Trapp is now in a cab, on
his way to an athletic store.
(contestants laugh)
- I have a Slim Jim!
- (sam laughs)
- Does the mouth like the Slim Jim?
(drumroll)
(mouth vomits)
Oh, it doesn't.
- [Trapp] Okay, fair enough.
- Well played.
Tao.
- It sounds like a protective dog?
- This dogs only looking out for you.
- No, no, don't growl.
- [Sam] Okay...
- Oh you're giving the mouth nothing?
- Sorry, Tao.
(contestants laugh)
- [Sam] Nothing is not the answer.
- That dog didn't deserve it,
that dog should have nothing.
- [Sam] Lily.
- How big is the hole in that mouth?
How big is it?
- The mouth has been
given one of Lilys shoes.
- I really wanted to see
if I could jump inside.
- Does the mouth like the shoe?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
- I would have gone for
the Slim Jim myself.
(sam laughs)
Okay, Trapp were back on you.
You and Lily are now tied,
you're neck and neck.
The sound is...
(dryer rumbling)
- [Lily] Oh my god (laughs)
- Okay, sounds like a copy machine.
Like to supply a piece of paper.
Once again, there is nothing.
Um, I am just going to
sit on the copy machine
and xerox my butt.
- Does the mouth like the butt?
(drumroll)
(mouth disapproves)
No it doesn't, get out
of, get out of it Trapp.
I think that was an ingenuous decision,
I seriously do, I think that was terrific.
And you almost deserve a point
for it, it was that smart.
Tao.
- That to me sounds like
a washing machine, so.
(Lily laughs)
I guess Ill have to take
off my shirt in front of
camera, and I will.
(Lily laughs)
My mic is on my shirt.
- Game Changer just
got a whole lot sexier.
(sam laughs)
- I'm not going to stop
this from happening,
everybody looking at me like I'm supposed
to stop something from happening.
- [Lily] Your mic is still
on, take your mic off
- [Sam] Oh yeah your mic.
- I can hold the mic, of course,
that makes so much sense.
- [Sam] Does the mic, like the shirt?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
yes, it does!
A very impressive move by Tao.
Scores are know 10-9-10.
This is our last and final question.
Lily, if you win this, you win the game.
Your sound is...
(Audrey ll Little Shop of Horrors musical)
- I don't friggin know.
- [Sam] Sure, yeah sure.
- Why you gotta do this to me Sam?
- Yeah
- [Trapp] A musical theater thing?
- Yeah, Sam already hinted
it might be a musical
- I like that you've taken center stage.
- I love the pose though.
- I know there is a song called
Suddenly Seymour out there
I literally don't know what that is from
or what that is about.
- Yes
- I once again want to
jump through the mouth
as a last option.
- You can certainly try.
- I've been wanting to do this.
- Here she goes, Lily is on
her way through the mouth.
How does the mouth feel about Lily?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
yes, Lily you did it!
You won the game.
- [Lily] Oh my god.
- The musical is Little Shop of Horrors,
the man-eating plant says Feed Me Seymour.
- [Trapp] The Audrey II
- The Audrey II plant,
Trapp was just hoping--
- Just hoping you would not land on that.
- You would not land on it.
- I've been wanting to
go inside the whole time.
- [Trapp] Since that mouth
came out, you're like
I'm gonna get inside that mouth."
- I'm gonna get inside that mouth!
That's so fun!
- That does it for Game
Changer, Lily you won!
(uplifting music)
(audience clapping)
You won a hot sauce of
the month membership.
- Congratulations!
- Too spicy
(lily laughs)
- Remember, the fastest
way to a persons heart
is through their weird over-sized mouth.
Good night everybody!
Tonight's guests, he's a
better game show host than me,
welcome, Mike Trapp!
He's a better comedian than me,
please welcome, Tao Yang,
and she's an all around
more revolved human being
than yours truly, Lily Du.
And your host, me!
Sorry to disappoint.
Welcome to Game Changer,
the only game show where
the game changes every show.
I'm your host, Sam Reich.
I'm joined today by these
three lovely contestants.
Now, you all understand
how the game works.
- [All contestants at
once] - No, no, not at all.
I don't think you
explained anything to us.
- That's right, our players
have no idea what game
it is they're about to play.
The only way to learn, is by playing.
The way to win is by learning,
and the only way to begin is by beginning.
So without further ado, let's...
Begin!
Trapp, your sound is (cow moos)
- Well, gosh, I guess my
first sign of anything
would be like something
made from a cow perhaps.
Cheese on the pizza, that's milk,
I'm gonna go with the pizza?
Ash, please roll out... the mouth.
(Dramatic music)
(mouth yawns)
- [Lily] Um, actually...
- All right uh, the tray?
The tray is part of it, like
I can't take the tray off.
All right, yeah there ya go.
(laughs nervously)
Thought it might close on me.
- [Sam] Does the mouth like the pizza?
(mouth vomits)
- [Sam] It does not like
the pizza, sorry Trapp.
- That was a lot of steps to get to no.
(all laugh)
- [Sam] Tao, your sound is (cow moos)
- I have a similar mindset as Trapp does,
and I'm gonna say that
maybe the cow wants to
eat its own cheese.
(Lily scoffs)
- Okay, let's give it a try
- Okay, hello mouth, do
you have a name mouth?
- We can name the mouth if you like?
- Mouthy (contestants laugh)
- Do you like it mouthy?
- Does the mouth like the cheese?
(mouth vomits)
- Noooooo
- Look at that arm on that tongue.
- [Sam] Lily!
(cow moos)
Okay, so we did two things from
the cow that it didn't like,
I'm gonna try the grass.
- Try the grass.
Grass goes in mouth.
Does the mouth like the grass?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes it does like the grass!
- Whoo, yes!
- [Sam] Mike Trapp, your sound is...
(monkey sounds)
Sounds an awful lot like a monkey,
I wanna say banana but I
also feel like there's gonna
be some weird thing here,
like you're gonna say like
monkeys don't eat
bananas, monkeys eat bugs.
Or something like that.
But you know what? First
thought, best thought.
Does the mouth like banana?
(mouth approves)
- Yes it does! Yep yep yep.
- [Sam] Tao, your sound is...
(duck quacking)
- Duck! (contestants laughing)
- Duck! That's not the game.
- I win right?
- Uh, ducks--
- We all know ducks love
Werther's Originals.
- Ducks love bread, I know that.
- Duck duck!
- Take all 3 breads
- [Sam] Does this mouth like the bread?
(mouth approves)
- Yes, it does! And
that's a point for Tao.
Because the mouth approves.
- [Sam] Lily, your sound is...
(Santa chants)
- That could be anything!
- Santa Claus likes Christmas cookies?
I do think that Brennan Lee
Mulligan as Santa Claus,
so keep that in mind.
(sam laughs)
Yeah, Brennan's on Keto
so he probably won't be
eating those cookies.
- Okay, he'll just be eating raw eggs.
- I'll have you know,
that most of these sound effects are me.
(contestants laugh)
- Does the mouth like the cookies?
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does! Yum yum.
- Michael Trapp, your sound is
(person coughing)
That persons got a cough,
there's lots of different option here.
Honey, could go with the lemon water, look
I'm not just gonna give this
mouth a random medication
that sounds like a bad idea.
- Ya know what, let's go with the honey.
- Were going to give
the cough some honey...
Does the mouth like the honey?
(mouth vomits)
Ahhhh, it does not.
Tao, same sound
(mouth coughs)
- Mmm that's a smokers
lung if I ever heard one.
- Sam you should get that checked out.
(Sam laughs)
- Now, what are these? (laughs nervously)
- [Trapp] I don't think
those are cough drops,
I believe those are Werther's Original.
Butterscotch candy of choice
for old people everywhere.
- [Lily] They look like real,
not fake. Yeah, they're real.
- Tao, I say you go money,
cause money can solve anything.
- Money can solve anything.
- The secret that money works
for all of them actually.
(Sam laughs)
- This supposed to be chicken noodle soup?
- It is.
- That's a sickly man,
eat the bowl too.
- [Sam] Into the mouth it goes.
Does the mouth like the chicken soup?
(mouth approves)
Lily, your sound is...
(baby cooing)
- That's a dumb-sounding kid.
- That's a duck, that's a duck for sure.
- I think uh, if it were a
smart intelligent-sounding
kid I wouldn't go for these,
but I think, that kid is
freaking stupid and you know
I would feed it crayons.
- Does the dumb kid like its crayons?
Yes it does!
Way to go!
Dumb kid, you deserve it.
When I like a food, I also go
(mimics chewing)
- Mike Trapp,
- Yeah
your sound...
(man singing opera)
- [Sam] That was the best I could do.
- Sounds like an untrained singer
(lily scoffs)
- Yeah, that's about right.
- Every time one of these comes
up I think like it shouldn't
be the first thing I think.
I'm gonna give that Italian
opera singer a pizza--
- Hey, slip a dollar under that pizza.
(Tao laughs)
- How about a little
extra point for me here,
here's a little tip for you.
(Sam laughs) I love it, you're
trying to bribe the mouth.
- Just take the pizza, leave the cannoli.
- Does the mouth, like the pizza?
(drumroll)
(mouth vomits)
- Oh, come on.
- Oh, I'm sorry Trapp.
All right
- Trapp, you gotta stop feeding the pizza
(lily laughs)
I know, I just--
Tao!
I'm gonna go, be wild and say
I'm gonna throw the
honey in here. All right.
- Does the mouth like the honey?
(drumroll)
(mouth vomits)
- [Sam] No, it doesn't.
Lily.
- I would have gone honey also,
maybe he need a little
water for his throat.
We will find out in a moment...
- This is for you mouth.
(throws bottle)
I didn't break it, I knocked
the lemon out of it. I'm sorry.
- Does the mouth like the water?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
Thank you mouth.
Singer warming up their vocal
cords. Water with lemon.
I totally appreciate the other selections.
Mike Trapp,
yeah,
your sound is
Uh, do you mind if I get
an extension on that paper?
Hmm, that's a duck.
(contestants laugh)
All right, that sounds like
um, a shitty student to me.
College students live on ramen,
so let's throw some
ramen noodles in there.
- [Sam] We're gonna give
the ramen noodles a try...
Does the mouth like its ramen?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
Tao, your sound is...
(elderly person)
- Go on...
- I mean I could go on
I've never actually had one of these
but I have heard they're for old people.
- They're for everyone,
but they're particularly
beloved by old people.
- That's true. I will go
with the Werther's old man.
- [Sam] Does the old man
like his Werther's Originals?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, he does!
(bell tolls)
Okay, players headed
into a first mini game
Trapp, you're at 2 points,
Tao, at 3, Lily at 4.
The race is tight.
Ash, would you bring out the cart please.
(contestants ohhh ahhh)
- [Sam] Going to hand each one
of these to our contestants
- [Lily] There's meat in here.
- I am going to put 10
seconds on my personal clock.
Ready, go!
10--
- I don't know--
9-
- I don't want to.
8-7
- We weren't told to eat this.
6-5-4-3-2-1
You've all eaten the
weird jello mold and so
you all win 1 point.
(bell tolls)
The effect of this is essentially neutral.
- You ate the meat part
(lily laughs)
- There are a number of
weird flavors in here.
- You got a little bit of a hot dog.
- There's one I can't place it,
its the hot dog.
(sam laughs)
Players, welcome to round 2.
Lily, the game is yours, your sound is...
(ninja turtle)
- Okay, sounds pretty cool.
- I'm not gonna say
anything, cause you win this
(sam laughs)
- That was a ninja turtle...
- There's no way to know for sure though
- They like this pizza
that Trapp keeps going for,
It is heavier than you made it look.
(trapp laughs)
- You made it look easy
- I'm pretty strong, ya know.
- [Tao] But they famously
love saltine crackers
(lily laughs)
- [Trapp] Radical!
- I'm gonna go with the pizza
despite the attempts to mislead me.
- All right
- Does the mouth like the pizza?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
- Trapp, we're back in your world.
- Yeah.
- Listen man, you still
got plenty of time.
- Yeah, what is this. What's it gonna be?
- Your sound is...
(Popeye laughs)
- Again, the best I
could do in my rehearsal.
(imitates Popeye)
- Well, blow me down agagagaga.
- I shoulda asked you to do it!
That's mister Popeye and were
gonna give him that spinach.
- Does the mouth like the spinach?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
- Yes, it does!
(trapp imitates Popeye)
- I thought that was
Quagmire from Family Guy.
(trapp imitates Popeye)
"That's all I can stands,
cuz I can't stands no more!"
- If only if you were in the game,
I could have had you help me with this VO.
- Tao, your sound is...
(Winnie the Pooh)
- What the fuck
- [Lily] What language is that?
- I believe I saw a glimmer of
recognition on Trapp's face.
I can't be sure.
- It sounds 1800s, it
sounds sad. Oh, bother.
I'm gonna go with the
oil, wait, oh, oh bother
(lily laughs)
- Why, why this?
(contestants laugh)
- Ugh
- Does the mouth like the oil?
(drumroll)
(mouth vomits)
Nuts! Lily,
- I'm going to go with this
cause I don't know what they are
- Fair enough
- But they look some maybe
a weird British snack.
Those freaks.
(sam laughs)
- Those absolute freaks.
- [Trapp] Fucking perverts.
- Mouth, do we like those weird things?
No,
unfortunately the mouth did
not like those little things.
Trapp.
- I think that that's Winnie the Pooh.
And I'm gonna go honey.
- Does the mouth like the honey?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
- It is what Winnie the Pooh says.
- Believe it or not.
- I thought that was potentially
Stewie from Family Guy.
(contestants laugh)
- You're all Family Guy.
- This is a game of how
bad are Sams impressions.
And its gonna keep going.
All right.
Tao...
(Urkel speaking)
- Okay, I've never seen that show.
I don't know anything about Urkel.
Urkel loves....money?
(Lily scoffs)
Urkel doesn't like Coke.
- [Trapp] What?
- [Tao] Cheese, crackers?
(laughs nervously)
Does Urkel like crackers?
- I like the rift that's forming
between these contestants
as they withhold
information from each other.
- I'll go with the crackers,
Urkel loves crackers.
- (laughs) Urkel loves crackers.
- Does Urkel love the crackers?
(drumroll)
(mouth vomits)
Lily.
- I also do not know what Urkel likes.
- A good guess might
just win you the point.
- Maybe he loves a good
hearty breakfast from our
friends at Dialog Cafe.
- [Trapp] Dialog Cafe,
fine food at low prices.
- The coffee's expensive.
- Don't throw this,
cause things will fly out of their mouth.
- Does the mouth like
the Dialog Cafe items?
(drumroll)
(mouth vomits)
It does not I'm afraid Lily.
- This is so rude.
- Mike Trapp.
- Okay.
- Trapp, do you know, are you confident?
- I do know, um--
- Cheese!
- Um, Steve Urkel famously
uh, asking "got any cheese?"
- I've never heard that one!
- I, I, look I could be wrong.
- [Sam] From one Urkel
sound bite to another.
Does the mouth like the cheese?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
- I don't have the
cultural lexicon of Trapp.
- I have seen maybe one
episode of Family Matters,
but I definitely heard
a million children when
I was a kid being like "Steve
Urkel, got any cheese?"
- Its true, it was rather
an anthem of my playground.
Tao, your sound...
(hakuna matata)
- Ohhh, I just saw this movie.
That's a bug.
- [Trapp] That's gotta be money though.
- (sam laughs)
- Famously, lions love money.
- Nothing gets you further
in the safari than cash.
- [Tao] -They made the
bugs looks delicious
in the animated version.
- They're both animated.
- [Sam] Does the mouth like the bugs?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
Lily, your sound is...
(british narnia)
- Okay, okay kids...
(Trapp scoffs)
- You fucking kids
- C. S. Lewis, pieces of shit.
(Sam laughs)
- You dawn, dreading,
silver-chairing assholes.
- What do we love,
do we love to oil our little---
(contestants laugh)
- Our little bottoms.
- British people, famous
for oiling their bottoms.
- Their bottoms, they're
so dry in England!
- The wars on, and
they're rationing the oil,
we can't oil our little bottoms.
- Mommy but my bottom's so dry and creeky.
I will once again try, when I do not know,
I go for this.
- Into the mouth it goes,
does the mouth like those items?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does Lily! You guessed right.
That was Turkish Delight.
The famously-weird tasting British treat.
- Turkish Delight is gross.
I'm going on the record and
say gross desert, bad choice.
- Where would you rate
it next to, I don't know,
jellos and hot dog and olives.
- I would have to sit
and think for a moment.
- Trapp.
- Yeah.
- Your sound...
(Tin Man singing)
- Okay, well that is the Tin Man.
And the Tin Man needs oil.
Does the Tin Man eat
oil? I don't think so.
- We are definitely headed into
the world of the metaphoric.
- Great, give the Tin Man some oil.
- Does the mouth like the oil?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
- Yes, it does!
Tao, your sound...
(Neo from the Matrix)
Well, that's John Wick right there.
That's John Wick himself.
That's Neo and he needs
his little blue pill.
Here you go, Neo. Down
the rabbit hole you go.
- Does the mouth like the blue pill?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
Lily,
(whirring sound)
- What the fuck was that?
I think maybe it's--
- I see a little bit of a
nod recognition from Trapp.
some kind of a claw
machine going for a toy
and it wants tokens?
- [Sam] And it wants
tokens, interesting theory.
Does the mouth, like the coins?
(drumroll)
(mouth vomits)
It does not.
- It hurts every time.
- [Sam] Trapp, your sound...
(whirring sound)
- Its not, its not how I
would translate the sound
if this was---
- Yeah, sure.
- This sounds vaguely like Pac-Man and
I'm thinking that it might
be these little dots,
little white dots for Pac-Man.
But, if it is Pac-Man,
that's not how I would make
the Pac Man sound.
- [Sam] If it is Pac-Man, in other words
you're disappointed.
- Me too, I'd be very offended
if that was a Pac-Man sound.
- Also, wouldn't Pac-Man want tokens?
So that he could start running?
- Its vaguely Pac Man like.
- Does the mouth like the Pac-Man?
(drumrolls)
(mouth approves)
- Yes, it does.
- Now, Tao and I were gonna
make the sound that we think
Pac-Man should make.
(Tao and Trapp imitate Pac-Man)
(sam laughs)
- Players, it is time
for mini game number 2.
I am going to Ash to bring out the cart.
- What do we eat this time?
- Ready
- We eat the chess pieces.
- Now, if you would all 3 take respective
positions around this chess board.
On your mark--
- Oh, were rushing..is this free for all?
- Were not goin one-by-one.
On your mark, get set,
go.
- No, no, yes!!!
- Trapp!
- Trapp with the (murmurs)
- Is it hard?
- It's white chocolate.
It was like being in a western saloon;
getting a coin being
like (imitating cowboy)
"this real gold? Its
real gold, good here."
(sam laughs)
- We are now in round 3, the
scores are Trapp with 9 points,
Tao with 6, Lily with 7.
It could still go any which way.
Tao, your sound is...
(Brennan Lee Mulligan announcing himself)
- Brennan, every morning
eats something from Dialog
and usually, he was eating,
in fact keilbasa earlier.
- [Lily] Gorgeous crimson
lipstick and a gold tooth.
- Beautiful, whoa its shaking.
(sam pants)
- [Lily] Whoa, it's so hungry.
- Does the mouth like
the keto breakfast items?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes!!!
Lily, your sound is...
(Katie Mervich announces herself)
- [Trapp] That's a duck!
- Okay...
- Again, that's a duck.
- That sounds a lot like a duck,
and you know you gotta feed
ducks a brick of cocaine.
- Ducks do like cocaine.
Let's find out--
(mouth chomps down aggressively)
- That mouth is gonna be in rough shape.
- That mouths gonna freak out.
- Holy shit.
- That mouth, oh its shaking...
Does the duck like the cocaine?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
Trapp, are you ready?
- Yes.
- Your sound is...
(Siobhan announces herself)
- (imitates British accent) Oil my bottom.
- (imitates British accent)
Will you please sir?
- [Trapp] Well--
- [Lily] Famously loves money.
- Siobhan loves eating money.
I'm gonna go with these
gluten-free crackers.
Cause money, notoriously, full of gluten.
And she can't handle that.
- Does the mouth like
the gluten-free crackers?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
Tao, there are very few
items left on this table
if you haven't noticed.
- [Tao] 50/50.
- [Sam] More or less. Your sound is...
(slot machine whirring)
Oh, that sounds like a video game.
The most different kind of
video game, a slot machine.
Perhaps a slot machine would require...
Coins?
- Oh, perhaps a slot machine
that has Pac-Man would require coins?
(sam laughs)
- Does the mouth like the coins?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
- Yes, it does!
Lily, I don't know what to tell ya.
There's one item left.
- Feels like a trap.
- Your sound is...
(cash register dings)
- Cash register? Oh, god
now I feel in my head.
- Sometimes the simplest solution
is the one that's right in front of ya.
Does the mouth like the money?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
- Yes, it does Lily!
- [Trapp] I Was Expecting a Twist.
You are safe.
- I also was expecting a twist.
- Trapp.
- Yeah.
- [Sam] There are no items left.
- Very good.
- The sound is...
(dog growling)
- Okay, very good.
That sounds like a dog.
- Hmm
- I am,
looking to see if any of these stands
have little tennis balls on them.
- Hmm yep.
- And I don't see any.
(Trapp laughs)
- Trapp is leaving the set to see
if he can find anything--
Trapp is now in a cab, on
his way to an athletic store.
(contestants laugh)
- I have a Slim Jim!
- (sam laughs)
- Does the mouth like the Slim Jim?
(drumroll)
(mouth vomits)
Oh, it doesn't.
- [Trapp] Okay, fair enough.
- Well played.
Tao.
- It sounds like a protective dog?
- This dogs only looking out for you.
- No, no, don't growl.
- [Sam] Okay...
- Oh you're giving the mouth nothing?
- Sorry, Tao.
(contestants laugh)
- [Sam] Nothing is not the answer.
- That dog didn't deserve it,
that dog should have nothing.
- [Sam] Lily.
- How big is the hole in that mouth?
How big is it?
- The mouth has been
given one of Lilys shoes.
- I really wanted to see
if I could jump inside.
- Does the mouth like the shoe?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
Yes, it does!
- I would have gone for
the Slim Jim myself.
(sam laughs)
Okay, Trapp were back on you.
You and Lily are now tied,
you're neck and neck.
The sound is...
(dryer rumbling)
- [Lily] Oh my god (laughs)
- Okay, sounds like a copy machine.
Like to supply a piece of paper.
Once again, there is nothing.
Um, I am just going to
sit on the copy machine
and xerox my butt.
- Does the mouth like the butt?
(drumroll)
(mouth disapproves)
No it doesn't, get out
of, get out of it Trapp.
I think that was an ingenuous decision,
I seriously do, I think that was terrific.
And you almost deserve a point
for it, it was that smart.
Tao.
- That to me sounds like
a washing machine, so.
(Lily laughs)
I guess Ill have to take
off my shirt in front of
camera, and I will.
(Lily laughs)
My mic is on my shirt.
- Game Changer just
got a whole lot sexier.
(sam laughs)
- I'm not going to stop
this from happening,
everybody looking at me like I'm supposed
to stop something from happening.
- [Lily] Your mic is still
on, take your mic off
- [Sam] Oh yeah your mic.
- I can hold the mic, of course,
that makes so much sense.
- [Sam] Does the mic, like the shirt?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
yes, it does!
A very impressive move by Tao.
Scores are know 10-9-10.
This is our last and final question.
Lily, if you win this, you win the game.
Your sound is...
(Audrey ll Little Shop of Horrors musical)
- I don't friggin know.
- [Sam] Sure, yeah sure.
- Why you gotta do this to me Sam?
- Yeah
- [Trapp] A musical theater thing?
- Yeah, Sam already hinted
it might be a musical
- I like that you've taken center stage.
- I love the pose though.
- I know there is a song called
Suddenly Seymour out there
I literally don't know what that is from
or what that is about.
- Yes
- I once again want to
jump through the mouth
as a last option.
- You can certainly try.
- I've been wanting to do this.
- Here she goes, Lily is on
her way through the mouth.
How does the mouth feel about Lily?
(drumroll)
(mouth approves)
yes, Lily you did it!
You won the game.
- [Lily] Oh my god.
- The musical is Little Shop of Horrors,
the man-eating plant says Feed Me Seymour.
- [Trapp] The Audrey II
- The Audrey II plant,
Trapp was just hoping--
- Just hoping you would not land on that.
- You would not land on it.
- I've been wanting to
go inside the whole time.
- [Trapp] Since that mouth
came out, you're like
I'm gonna get inside that mouth."
- I'm gonna get inside that mouth!
That's so fun!
- That does it for Game
Changer, Lily you won!
(uplifting music)
(audience clapping)
You won a hot sauce of
the month membership.
- Congratulations!
- Too spicy
(lily laughs)
- Remember, the fastest
way to a persons heart
is through their weird over-sized mouth.
Good night everybody!