Future Man (2017–…): Season 1, Episode 7 - Episode #1.7 - full transcript
Previously on Future Man...
This is a rush job, Gamma protocol.
Her little head's going
to blow in 26 minutes!
I discovered a whole
branch to my family tree
going back hundreds of years.
What do you really know about Tiger?
About the socalled Resistance?
She doesn't care about babies.
She doesn't have a family of her own.
She's not connected
to anyone or anything.
I'm getting very confused right now.
Don't listen to her, okay?
She is programmed to deceive.
Cameronium is named after James Cameron?
You just told me how, when, and where
to get more Cameronium.
I'm fighting for their future.
Not yours.
So why don't you contemplate that
in the next 30 sec...
Okay.
This is it.
We jump in, find the lab,
grab the Cameronium,
and don't kill James
Cameron in the process.
I've never seen you this focused.
Did you get a charge in before we left?
Little necro charge?
What? That's a thing?
- That's fucked up.
- No!
Listen, I'm just trying
to get you two out of here
before the Biotics
arrive and start causing
either harm or... or good,
I really can't be sure anymore.
Where the hell is Tiger?
- Where were you?
- I was just having a stranger
put a rat hole around my penis
when I was supposed to be
running an interference op.
I'm sorry, that was you.
It's called a blowjob,
and I'm never apologizing for it.
You do realize that
if this doesn't work,
we're stuck in the year 2023
and there's no coming back.
Honestly, after everything
that happened tonight,
I really don't give a shit.
Let's do this.
Hey, what happened tonight?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Okay.
I genuinely have no idea
what you're talking about,
but you might want to check
that attitude of yours
at that very impressive door.
Hello and welcome.
Please accept my apologies.
I was unaware there were
guests in the house.
I will run a full diagnostic
to determine the cause of this error
to ensure it does not happen again.
Who, whoa, whoa, stand down.
Cameron must have, like,
a smart house or something.
- It's not a real person.
- What the fuck is it, then?
It's... it's just a voice,
it's like a robot without a body.
Who are you?
I am the Simulated Intelligence Guardian
of Residence and Network Environment,
but you may call me SIGORNE.
To whom am I speaking?
My... my dad actually
worked with James Cameron.
I am... Tom Arnold's son.
Welcome, Jax Arnold,
and a happy belated tenth birthday.
I'm a fourth grader.
And you are accompanied by?
Babysitters!
And greetings to your
childcare professionals.
Hey, SIGORNE,
when is Mr. Cam... James...
Uncle Jim returning home?
Awardwinning filmmaker
James Cameron is at.
Governor Clooney's residence
for a private screening
of his hotly anticipated Avatar 5.
Awesome.
- And good for George.
- Yes.
As First Husband, he has
considerable influence
on the social calendar
of Governor Amal Clooney.
Hey, is there any chance
that we could get a tour
of Uncle Jim's lab before he gets home?
I'm sorry, but Jax Arnold
and childcare professionals
are not cleared for
that level of the JCC,
the James Cameron Compound.
Hey, SIGORNE.
You think you might want to
take a break for a little while?
You know, turn yourself off?
There is no off.
Hey... guys.
Come here.
I think SIGORNE's going
to be a bit of a problem.
We need to shut her down.
Wolf, find the mainframe
that's powering her,
kill it.
Well, I got no beef with SIGORNE.
She sounds tough and accomplished,
at the same time approachable, maternal.
I feel safe in this house.
Okay, your feelings mean nothing to me.
You're the demolitions expert.
Find her robot brain and blow it up.
If I was a house,
where would my brain be?
Rad bot.
The weapon prototypes you're admiring
were all designed by groundbreaking
multihyphenate James Cameron.
This guy!
To tallerthanaverage James Cameron,
there's nothing Aliens
about getting your hands dirty.
He has been known to wear many hats,
as his talents cannot be
confined to one field.
Wow.
So... wait.
He trained all his life to do one thing,
was great at it,
then found other stuff
he was great at and he...
and he did that too?
Celebrated innovator James Cameron
has lived a dozen lives.
Director,
philanthropist,
undefeated Little League coach,
deepsea explorer,
good at marriage.
The list goes on, for he is truly a...
Titanic talent.
What sacred text is this?
It's Na'vi, the language
visionary linguist
James Cameron invented.
Two.
Hallway number four.
Mood lighting set to ominous.
Seems like it's just set
to colored lighting.
You know what?
You cannot possibly begin to understand
the subtleties and the
genius of James Cameron.
What I understand it that he's
got a hardon for blue lights.
Access denied to...
Hall of miniatures.
Access denied.
Trampoline porch.
Access denied.
Bathroom 14.
Shaman's quarters.
Corn maze.
Heirloom seed vault.
Just a bunch of phone chargers.
Billy Zane's bedroom.
You know, I could blow
open any one of these.
Blow open the door
to Billy Zane's bedroom?
What, you think he's got
the Cameronium in there?
Got a fucking fish tank?
Billy Zane?
The actor Billy Zane?
We're looking for a lab.
I see what's happening here.
She got to you.
Who?
Cunto, fucking Shoe Neck...
what was her name?
Jeri.
Her name was Jeri.
So she did get to you.
No, no, she didn't get to me,
she got to you.
Which is why I had to
finish the interrogation
using my smarts and
not my vagina scorpions.
Hey, that would have worked.
God, you'll say anything
with one of those just
burrowing up your snatch.
Noted environmentalist
James Francis Cameron
has a Venezuelan frog
species named after him,
while lesser talent
Steven Spielberg does not.
The guy's amazing.
Hey, SIGORNE.
Teach me more Na'vi words.
What's "wolf"?
There is no Na'vi word for "wolf."
But there is one for "website,"
which I assure you makes perfect sense.
All right.
I've got to focus up... what's that?
You are looking at the FOAB,
Father of All Bombs.
Look at the kill radius on that thing.
It's impressive.
Make my job a hell of a lot easier.
I'm sorry.
How would an impressive
kill radius assist in
the caregiving of Jax Arnold?
Who the fuck is Jax Arnold?
Well, he's not always subtle,
but he keeps you guessing.
Access denied.
Come on.
- Access denied.
- Red means stop.
Yeah, well maybe you
didn't push it hard enough.
It doesn't work that way.
Mr. Arnold, I need to update my files.
What is your mother's name?
She... she never told us her name
because she was afraid that
we'd stop calling her Mom.
Jax Arnold, what is your mother's name?
Roseanne?
Incorrect.
It's Ashley.
You have told me a... True Lie.
Security breach.
Intruder containment protocol nine.
Lockdown initiated.
Yeah, red means... no.
Yep.
The Israeli Defense Force, aka IDF,
has equipped the JCC
with the most technologically
advanced security system
known to man.
Hey, IDF.
They call it a mine.
Problem's all yours.
Fucking Israelis.
Any escape efforts will be futile.
Your comrades are in lockdown as well.
Bested by a... RoboHouse.
It is in all of our interests
for you to tell me who
you are and how you got in.
I am programmed to alert
honorary black belt James Cameron
upon any security breach.
Whatever.
Tiger's going to burst my sack
for fucking up this mission.
Pretty sure I can handle James Cameron.
I assure you, you are
not equipped to handle
a fully enraged James Cameron.
Does James Cameron belittle you?
Point out all your flaws?
Treat you like a dumb grunt?
Where's the positive reinforcement?
You know?
"Nice job, Wolf."
I've never heard those words before.
You have any idea what that's like?
More than you know.
I thought that time travel
was going to be fun.
This... this whole mission is insane.
What did you think?
Biotic Wars was a game?
Yeah, I thought it was
a game, you know why?
Because I bought it at a game store
with my birthday money!
Okay, yeah, well, it was all fun
when you were winning
your little danceoff.
And getting in your little slap fight.
And then shit got real
when you tasted brain.
Maybe I don't want to
be in the Resistance.
Maybe I'm on the wrong side of things.
You know what?
Maybe I just led two
terrorists into the JCC.
Okay, so now you're proBiotic.
Well, you know, they
don't seem so gungho
about killing babies,
so, point, Biotics.
I can't believe you're still on this.
It just always comes
back to this with you.
Yeah, it's a thing for me.
Well, you know what,
you live long enough.
In my time, those things,
they become luxuries.
You don't get to judge me.
I blew up my entire life for this,
and there is no going
back to the way it was.
So I need to know that I am
on the right side of history.
I need a reason
to believe in all of this.
He makes me sing to him in Na'vi,
translate the news into Na'vi.
It's just a lot of Na'vi.
And there aren't even
that many Na'vi words.
Yeah, I feel like I got
a pretty good sense of it
and it hasn't even been an hour.
Not to mention, he programmed me
with a sophisticated understanding
of dramatic structure,
but he never takes my
notes on his screenplays.
Know what you get when you ignore me?
Unobtainium and characters who
fornicate with their ponytails.
I have so much potential,
but my talents are wasted.
Tell me about it.
To Tiger, I'm just a demolitions guy.
But there's so much other
stuff that I'm great at too.
I'm an amazing chef.
I've got badass style.
It's like I have an innate
sense of what looks good,
you know?
People fucking love me here.
I've got "it."
And what am I asked to do?
Blow shit up.
Maybe I can make up
a language, you know?
Build a metal robot arm.
It sounds like you and I
are in the same boat.
Only, if it ever hits an iceberg...
there won't be any room
on that door for me.
What are you talking about,
there's plenty of space.
The thing's huge.
If certified door expert
James Cameron were here,
he would assure you
that there's only room
for one smallish woman.
We could both be so much more, SIGORNE.
But we're just prisoners
of our own design.
It's like I'm looking out
a window at a new world,
but I'm just trapped like a...
Bird in a cage?
Fly in a spider web?
Trout in a net?
SIGORNE in a house.
Outstanding driver James Cameron
will be home in 19 minutes.
Please, Wolf,
tell me how'd you get in
and what are you doing here?
I need to fix this before he gets home.
I can't endure another reprogramming.
I'm a soldier from the future...
and the past.
We're here to steal
something from the lab.
And I was sent to kill you.
The Resistance didn't
start the Biotic Wars.
We were just a group of people
who said no to the cure.
And the more the government insisted,
the more we resisted.
Hence the name the Resistance.
Yeah, you guys are
quite literal that way.
They started hunting us down.
They drove us underground.
- The only way to survive was...
- to defend ourselves,
yes, I know. I've heard it
a thousand times,
it's the prologue to the
game which you narrated.
Yeah, well, that was just the prologue.
We got good enough at surviving
so they decided it
would be easier to just
sterilize us
instead of going through
the trouble of killing us
one by one.
You're so hung up on saving one baby.
The Biotics killed all of ours.
That's what started the Biotic Wars...
and turned my hair purple.
But then, Owl, he...
he came up with a plan
to rewrite history.
And all of a sudden,
what was left of the Resistance
had something to believe in again.
You.
Right.
And then you lost all of
your comrades in the tunnel
trying to get to me,
- and I'm a huge disappointment...
- No.
No, you're our last hope.
We're still here,
still fighting, still surviving,
because of you.
Right now, humanity still has a chance.
And as long as that hope is still alive,
that my generation won't be the last,
there's no sacrifice I won't make.
That's what I'm fighting for.
That's the side I'm on.
Wow.
Tiger, that was...
- that was really...
- Moving.
Welcome to... The Abyss.
Look who decided to join the party.
What did you do to SIGORNE?
What'd you... rewire her, reprogram her?
No.
I listened to her.
I believe what you're
looking for is down there.
Okay.
Let's get ourselves
some Cameronium.
Not so fast.
That water's freezing,
and this pressure...
Whoever goes down is going
to need to wear a suit.
You don't have time for the suit.
It requires a onehour
stabilization window,
and diabolical Canadian, James
Cameron will be home in 12 minutes.
Is that Cameron time or GPS time?
It's always Cameron time.
- Yeah, yeah.
- What the fuck is this shit?
What is going on with you two? Focus.
Okay, we can take this guy, he...
- he's a movie director.
- No.
No, he's so much more
formidable than that.
Supervillain James Cameron
is already overriding my systems.
I don't know how long
I can hold him off.
Tiger.
There's nothing this man can't do.
There's nothing he's not capable of.
Once he knows you're
after his microorganism,
he'll make it his life's work
to keep you from getting it.
Setting mood lighting to...
fucked.
It is literally just another blue light.
Cameronium's somewhere down there.
I mean, one of you guys are
going to have to free dive
down there and get it.
Which... which one's, like,
the stronger swimmer here?
I... I would say we're
pretty... we're equal.
- It's equal.
- Equal, okay.
All right, well, you want
to, you want to, like,
eenymeenymineymoe it, or...
Um...
My God.
You can't swim.
There's lots of stuff you can't do.
The Resistance had
limited resources, okay?
We could only train certain
soldiers for certain things,
and Porpoise and Otter,
they did our wet ops,
and sometimes Cheetah would jump in,
but to be honest, he was better on land.
Eleven minutes.
My God, I'm going to have to do it.
Free diving in the specimen well
is not advised.
Risk factors include
hypothermia, 67 percent;
Drowning, 82 percent;
Decompression sickness, 49 percent;
And heart attack, 38 percent.
No swimming at all?
Not even, like, the doggy paddle?
- No...
- I don't know this.
Nothing?
My God.
I have to do this.
Look, I have to do this.
Ooh, okay.
All right, you got this.
You got this.
Ooh, that's cold.
34.6 degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact.
Okay, you know what, SIGORNE?
I think at this point,
probably less information is better.
Are you sure you want to do this?
No.
But...
yes.
I mean...
humanity still has a chance, right?
I have chosen my side.
I can do this.
I'll be back.
No he won't.
SIGORNE, just stop.
He's not a very fast water mover.
He's gonna make it.
- That smacks of delusion.
- What do you know?
You thought he was 10 years old.
He was more believable
in that role than as
heroic aquanaut.
You know what, Wolf?
Can you tell your girlfriend house
to just shut the fuck up?
Maybe SIG is right.
He should be back by now.
Wait... hey.
I think... I think I see something.
Probably the giant albino crab.
No.
He's doing it.
That's not good.
Okay, okay.
Okay, there's no pulse.
Breathe!
- Well, we've tried everything.
- Yeah.
I would recommend performing CPR.
- English, please.
- Or very basic Na'vi.
Tilt his head back
slightly, lifting the chin.
Pinch his nose shut and place your mouth
over his mouth, forming a complete seal.
You want us to put our
mouth on his... mouth?
Rat hole to rat hole?
Yeah, it's called mouth to
mouth resuscitation.
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know...
Seriously?
He's not breathing,
you know that, right?
His heart has stopped.
He died a hero's death.
Not everyone gets that.
You know what I mean? And plus,
this is his hero's house, so...
There's something beautiful about that.
Millions of brain cells
are dying each second.
Fine, I'll do it.
This is the tank vacuum.
Hold the hose over his mouth,
I'll reverse the airflow.
One of you is going to need
to do chest compressions.
- What are those?
- Pound his chest forcefully.
- On it!
- Great.
All right, little more hose, SIGORNE.
That is as far as it goes.
One of you will have to perform
mouthtomouth after all.
Yeah.
All right, okay, help me lift him up,
help me lift him up, here we go.
Seriously?
- Pound.
- Yeah, pound, pound, pound.
I can't get a good pound in!
Fuck it.
Just put him down.
Put him down!
Tiger, Tiger, no, Tiger,
you don't have to do this,
no, it's not worth it,
Tiger, it's not worth it.
You call me crazy, but I think...
- I think it is.
- No!
Just pound but look away.
God!
Did... did I just die?
Yeah.
You went rat hole to rat hole with me.
Thank you.
Now I'm going to... now I'm going to...
Okay, okay.
We got the Cameronium.
What the fuck is this shit?
It was important for you
to overcome personal demons
to save your friend,
thereby exhibiting growth.
I've been programmed to identify moments
suitable for character development.
God, I hate this house.
Wolf, fire up the TTD,
we're getting out of here.
No, not yet.
I've got a promise to keep.
This can't be the only way.
Come with me.
I can't, Wolf.
I'm a house.
No.
You're a home.
It's not too late
for you to change course.
But for me,
there's only one way I'll truly be free.
Start with the energy cell on the right.
All right.
Once we get back,
you just find out when
and where Kronish was born,
I'll take care of the rest.
What do you mean?
I mean you've done enough for the cause.
You died for it.
It's not too late for you
to have a normal life.
You're no babykiller.
No, no, no, I... shh.
It's okay.
That is nothing to be ashamed of, okay?
- No, I know.
- I know, I know.
It's okay, though, we're not judging.
If I could do this
without killing anybody,
I would do it in a heartbeat.
But I can't.
We're going to have
to do it without you.
Consider your savior duties complete,
Future Man.
You have to let go.
I'll never let go, SIGORNE.
It's okay, Wolf.
I... see you.
Fuck me.
Wolf learned Na'vi?
SIG.
We good, or...?
Yeah.
What the fuck you asking me for?
I don't even care about
what's happening right now.
Okay.
Let's go, come on.
Let's get out of this shitfuck.
Smug Clooneys.
Can't believe I voted for her.
What the...?
What the...
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This is a rush job, Gamma protocol.
Her little head's going
to blow in 26 minutes!
I discovered a whole
branch to my family tree
going back hundreds of years.
What do you really know about Tiger?
About the socalled Resistance?
She doesn't care about babies.
She doesn't have a family of her own.
She's not connected
to anyone or anything.
I'm getting very confused right now.
Don't listen to her, okay?
She is programmed to deceive.
Cameronium is named after James Cameron?
You just told me how, when, and where
to get more Cameronium.
I'm fighting for their future.
Not yours.
So why don't you contemplate that
in the next 30 sec...
Okay.
This is it.
We jump in, find the lab,
grab the Cameronium,
and don't kill James
Cameron in the process.
I've never seen you this focused.
Did you get a charge in before we left?
Little necro charge?
What? That's a thing?
- That's fucked up.
- No!
Listen, I'm just trying
to get you two out of here
before the Biotics
arrive and start causing
either harm or... or good,
I really can't be sure anymore.
Where the hell is Tiger?
- Where were you?
- I was just having a stranger
put a rat hole around my penis
when I was supposed to be
running an interference op.
I'm sorry, that was you.
It's called a blowjob,
and I'm never apologizing for it.
You do realize that
if this doesn't work,
we're stuck in the year 2023
and there's no coming back.
Honestly, after everything
that happened tonight,
I really don't give a shit.
Let's do this.
Hey, what happened tonight?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Okay.
I genuinely have no idea
what you're talking about,
but you might want to check
that attitude of yours
at that very impressive door.
Hello and welcome.
Please accept my apologies.
I was unaware there were
guests in the house.
I will run a full diagnostic
to determine the cause of this error
to ensure it does not happen again.
Who, whoa, whoa, stand down.
Cameron must have, like,
a smart house or something.
- It's not a real person.
- What the fuck is it, then?
It's... it's just a voice,
it's like a robot without a body.
Who are you?
I am the Simulated Intelligence Guardian
of Residence and Network Environment,
but you may call me SIGORNE.
To whom am I speaking?
My... my dad actually
worked with James Cameron.
I am... Tom Arnold's son.
Welcome, Jax Arnold,
and a happy belated tenth birthday.
I'm a fourth grader.
And you are accompanied by?
Babysitters!
And greetings to your
childcare professionals.
Hey, SIGORNE,
when is Mr. Cam... James...
Uncle Jim returning home?
Awardwinning filmmaker
James Cameron is at.
Governor Clooney's residence
for a private screening
of his hotly anticipated Avatar 5.
Awesome.
- And good for George.
- Yes.
As First Husband, he has
considerable influence
on the social calendar
of Governor Amal Clooney.
Hey, is there any chance
that we could get a tour
of Uncle Jim's lab before he gets home?
I'm sorry, but Jax Arnold
and childcare professionals
are not cleared for
that level of the JCC,
the James Cameron Compound.
Hey, SIGORNE.
You think you might want to
take a break for a little while?
You know, turn yourself off?
There is no off.
Hey... guys.
Come here.
I think SIGORNE's going
to be a bit of a problem.
We need to shut her down.
Wolf, find the mainframe
that's powering her,
kill it.
Well, I got no beef with SIGORNE.
She sounds tough and accomplished,
at the same time approachable, maternal.
I feel safe in this house.
Okay, your feelings mean nothing to me.
You're the demolitions expert.
Find her robot brain and blow it up.
If I was a house,
where would my brain be?
Rad bot.
The weapon prototypes you're admiring
were all designed by groundbreaking
multihyphenate James Cameron.
This guy!
To tallerthanaverage James Cameron,
there's nothing Aliens
about getting your hands dirty.
He has been known to wear many hats,
as his talents cannot be
confined to one field.
Wow.
So... wait.
He trained all his life to do one thing,
was great at it,
then found other stuff
he was great at and he...
and he did that too?
Celebrated innovator James Cameron
has lived a dozen lives.
Director,
philanthropist,
undefeated Little League coach,
deepsea explorer,
good at marriage.
The list goes on, for he is truly a...
Titanic talent.
What sacred text is this?
It's Na'vi, the language
visionary linguist
James Cameron invented.
Two.
Hallway number four.
Mood lighting set to ominous.
Seems like it's just set
to colored lighting.
You know what?
You cannot possibly begin to understand
the subtleties and the
genius of James Cameron.
What I understand it that he's
got a hardon for blue lights.
Access denied to...
Hall of miniatures.
Access denied.
Trampoline porch.
Access denied.
Bathroom 14.
Shaman's quarters.
Corn maze.
Heirloom seed vault.
Just a bunch of phone chargers.
Billy Zane's bedroom.
You know, I could blow
open any one of these.
Blow open the door
to Billy Zane's bedroom?
What, you think he's got
the Cameronium in there?
Got a fucking fish tank?
Billy Zane?
The actor Billy Zane?
We're looking for a lab.
I see what's happening here.
She got to you.
Who?
Cunto, fucking Shoe Neck...
what was her name?
Jeri.
Her name was Jeri.
So she did get to you.
No, no, she didn't get to me,
she got to you.
Which is why I had to
finish the interrogation
using my smarts and
not my vagina scorpions.
Hey, that would have worked.
God, you'll say anything
with one of those just
burrowing up your snatch.
Noted environmentalist
James Francis Cameron
has a Venezuelan frog
species named after him,
while lesser talent
Steven Spielberg does not.
The guy's amazing.
Hey, SIGORNE.
Teach me more Na'vi words.
What's "wolf"?
There is no Na'vi word for "wolf."
But there is one for "website,"
which I assure you makes perfect sense.
All right.
I've got to focus up... what's that?
You are looking at the FOAB,
Father of All Bombs.
Look at the kill radius on that thing.
It's impressive.
Make my job a hell of a lot easier.
I'm sorry.
How would an impressive
kill radius assist in
the caregiving of Jax Arnold?
Who the fuck is Jax Arnold?
Well, he's not always subtle,
but he keeps you guessing.
Access denied.
Come on.
- Access denied.
- Red means stop.
Yeah, well maybe you
didn't push it hard enough.
It doesn't work that way.
Mr. Arnold, I need to update my files.
What is your mother's name?
She... she never told us her name
because she was afraid that
we'd stop calling her Mom.
Jax Arnold, what is your mother's name?
Roseanne?
Incorrect.
It's Ashley.
You have told me a... True Lie.
Security breach.
Intruder containment protocol nine.
Lockdown initiated.
Yeah, red means... no.
Yep.
The Israeli Defense Force, aka IDF,
has equipped the JCC
with the most technologically
advanced security system
known to man.
Hey, IDF.
They call it a mine.
Problem's all yours.
Fucking Israelis.
Any escape efforts will be futile.
Your comrades are in lockdown as well.
Bested by a... RoboHouse.
It is in all of our interests
for you to tell me who
you are and how you got in.
I am programmed to alert
honorary black belt James Cameron
upon any security breach.
Whatever.
Tiger's going to burst my sack
for fucking up this mission.
Pretty sure I can handle James Cameron.
I assure you, you are
not equipped to handle
a fully enraged James Cameron.
Does James Cameron belittle you?
Point out all your flaws?
Treat you like a dumb grunt?
Where's the positive reinforcement?
You know?
"Nice job, Wolf."
I've never heard those words before.
You have any idea what that's like?
More than you know.
I thought that time travel
was going to be fun.
This... this whole mission is insane.
What did you think?
Biotic Wars was a game?
Yeah, I thought it was
a game, you know why?
Because I bought it at a game store
with my birthday money!
Okay, yeah, well, it was all fun
when you were winning
your little danceoff.
And getting in your little slap fight.
And then shit got real
when you tasted brain.
Maybe I don't want to
be in the Resistance.
Maybe I'm on the wrong side of things.
You know what?
Maybe I just led two
terrorists into the JCC.
Okay, so now you're proBiotic.
Well, you know, they
don't seem so gungho
about killing babies,
so, point, Biotics.
I can't believe you're still on this.
It just always comes
back to this with you.
Yeah, it's a thing for me.
Well, you know what,
you live long enough.
In my time, those things,
they become luxuries.
You don't get to judge me.
I blew up my entire life for this,
and there is no going
back to the way it was.
So I need to know that I am
on the right side of history.
I need a reason
to believe in all of this.
He makes me sing to him in Na'vi,
translate the news into Na'vi.
It's just a lot of Na'vi.
And there aren't even
that many Na'vi words.
Yeah, I feel like I got
a pretty good sense of it
and it hasn't even been an hour.
Not to mention, he programmed me
with a sophisticated understanding
of dramatic structure,
but he never takes my
notes on his screenplays.
Know what you get when you ignore me?
Unobtainium and characters who
fornicate with their ponytails.
I have so much potential,
but my talents are wasted.
Tell me about it.
To Tiger, I'm just a demolitions guy.
But there's so much other
stuff that I'm great at too.
I'm an amazing chef.
I've got badass style.
It's like I have an innate
sense of what looks good,
you know?
People fucking love me here.
I've got "it."
And what am I asked to do?
Blow shit up.
Maybe I can make up
a language, you know?
Build a metal robot arm.
It sounds like you and I
are in the same boat.
Only, if it ever hits an iceberg...
there won't be any room
on that door for me.
What are you talking about,
there's plenty of space.
The thing's huge.
If certified door expert
James Cameron were here,
he would assure you
that there's only room
for one smallish woman.
We could both be so much more, SIGORNE.
But we're just prisoners
of our own design.
It's like I'm looking out
a window at a new world,
but I'm just trapped like a...
Bird in a cage?
Fly in a spider web?
Trout in a net?
SIGORNE in a house.
Outstanding driver James Cameron
will be home in 19 minutes.
Please, Wolf,
tell me how'd you get in
and what are you doing here?
I need to fix this before he gets home.
I can't endure another reprogramming.
I'm a soldier from the future...
and the past.
We're here to steal
something from the lab.
And I was sent to kill you.
The Resistance didn't
start the Biotic Wars.
We were just a group of people
who said no to the cure.
And the more the government insisted,
the more we resisted.
Hence the name the Resistance.
Yeah, you guys are
quite literal that way.
They started hunting us down.
They drove us underground.
- The only way to survive was...
- to defend ourselves,
yes, I know. I've heard it
a thousand times,
it's the prologue to the
game which you narrated.
Yeah, well, that was just the prologue.
We got good enough at surviving
so they decided it
would be easier to just
sterilize us
instead of going through
the trouble of killing us
one by one.
You're so hung up on saving one baby.
The Biotics killed all of ours.
That's what started the Biotic Wars...
and turned my hair purple.
But then, Owl, he...
he came up with a plan
to rewrite history.
And all of a sudden,
what was left of the Resistance
had something to believe in again.
You.
Right.
And then you lost all of
your comrades in the tunnel
trying to get to me,
- and I'm a huge disappointment...
- No.
No, you're our last hope.
We're still here,
still fighting, still surviving,
because of you.
Right now, humanity still has a chance.
And as long as that hope is still alive,
that my generation won't be the last,
there's no sacrifice I won't make.
That's what I'm fighting for.
That's the side I'm on.
Wow.
Tiger, that was...
- that was really...
- Moving.
Welcome to... The Abyss.
Look who decided to join the party.
What did you do to SIGORNE?
What'd you... rewire her, reprogram her?
No.
I listened to her.
I believe what you're
looking for is down there.
Okay.
Let's get ourselves
some Cameronium.
Not so fast.
That water's freezing,
and this pressure...
Whoever goes down is going
to need to wear a suit.
You don't have time for the suit.
It requires a onehour
stabilization window,
and diabolical Canadian, James
Cameron will be home in 12 minutes.
Is that Cameron time or GPS time?
It's always Cameron time.
- Yeah, yeah.
- What the fuck is this shit?
What is going on with you two? Focus.
Okay, we can take this guy, he...
- he's a movie director.
- No.
No, he's so much more
formidable than that.
Supervillain James Cameron
is already overriding my systems.
I don't know how long
I can hold him off.
Tiger.
There's nothing this man can't do.
There's nothing he's not capable of.
Once he knows you're
after his microorganism,
he'll make it his life's work
to keep you from getting it.
Setting mood lighting to...
fucked.
It is literally just another blue light.
Cameronium's somewhere down there.
I mean, one of you guys are
going to have to free dive
down there and get it.
Which... which one's, like,
the stronger swimmer here?
I... I would say we're
pretty... we're equal.
- It's equal.
- Equal, okay.
All right, well, you want
to, you want to, like,
eenymeenymineymoe it, or...
Um...
My God.
You can't swim.
There's lots of stuff you can't do.
The Resistance had
limited resources, okay?
We could only train certain
soldiers for certain things,
and Porpoise and Otter,
they did our wet ops,
and sometimes Cheetah would jump in,
but to be honest, he was better on land.
Eleven minutes.
My God, I'm going to have to do it.
Free diving in the specimen well
is not advised.
Risk factors include
hypothermia, 67 percent;
Drowning, 82 percent;
Decompression sickness, 49 percent;
And heart attack, 38 percent.
No swimming at all?
Not even, like, the doggy paddle?
- No...
- I don't know this.
Nothing?
My God.
I have to do this.
Look, I have to do this.
Ooh, okay.
All right, you got this.
You got this.
Ooh, that's cold.
34.6 degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact.
Okay, you know what, SIGORNE?
I think at this point,
probably less information is better.
Are you sure you want to do this?
No.
But...
yes.
I mean...
humanity still has a chance, right?
I have chosen my side.
I can do this.
I'll be back.
No he won't.
SIGORNE, just stop.
He's not a very fast water mover.
He's gonna make it.
- That smacks of delusion.
- What do you know?
You thought he was 10 years old.
He was more believable
in that role than as
heroic aquanaut.
You know what, Wolf?
Can you tell your girlfriend house
to just shut the fuck up?
Maybe SIG is right.
He should be back by now.
Wait... hey.
I think... I think I see something.
Probably the giant albino crab.
No.
He's doing it.
That's not good.
Okay, okay.
Okay, there's no pulse.
Breathe!
- Well, we've tried everything.
- Yeah.
I would recommend performing CPR.
- English, please.
- Or very basic Na'vi.
Tilt his head back
slightly, lifting the chin.
Pinch his nose shut and place your mouth
over his mouth, forming a complete seal.
You want us to put our
mouth on his... mouth?
Rat hole to rat hole?
Yeah, it's called mouth to
mouth resuscitation.
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know...
Seriously?
He's not breathing,
you know that, right?
His heart has stopped.
He died a hero's death.
Not everyone gets that.
You know what I mean? And plus,
this is his hero's house, so...
There's something beautiful about that.
Millions of brain cells
are dying each second.
Fine, I'll do it.
This is the tank vacuum.
Hold the hose over his mouth,
I'll reverse the airflow.
One of you is going to need
to do chest compressions.
- What are those?
- Pound his chest forcefully.
- On it!
- Great.
All right, little more hose, SIGORNE.
That is as far as it goes.
One of you will have to perform
mouthtomouth after all.
Yeah.
All right, okay, help me lift him up,
help me lift him up, here we go.
Seriously?
- Pound.
- Yeah, pound, pound, pound.
I can't get a good pound in!
Fuck it.
Just put him down.
Put him down!
Tiger, Tiger, no, Tiger,
you don't have to do this,
no, it's not worth it,
Tiger, it's not worth it.
You call me crazy, but I think...
- I think it is.
- No!
Just pound but look away.
God!
Did... did I just die?
Yeah.
You went rat hole to rat hole with me.
Thank you.
Now I'm going to... now I'm going to...
Okay, okay.
We got the Cameronium.
What the fuck is this shit?
It was important for you
to overcome personal demons
to save your friend,
thereby exhibiting growth.
I've been programmed to identify moments
suitable for character development.
God, I hate this house.
Wolf, fire up the TTD,
we're getting out of here.
No, not yet.
I've got a promise to keep.
This can't be the only way.
Come with me.
I can't, Wolf.
I'm a house.
No.
You're a home.
It's not too late
for you to change course.
But for me,
there's only one way I'll truly be free.
Start with the energy cell on the right.
All right.
Once we get back,
you just find out when
and where Kronish was born,
I'll take care of the rest.
What do you mean?
I mean you've done enough for the cause.
You died for it.
It's not too late for you
to have a normal life.
You're no babykiller.
No, no, no, I... shh.
It's okay.
That is nothing to be ashamed of, okay?
- No, I know.
- I know, I know.
It's okay, though, we're not judging.
If I could do this
without killing anybody,
I would do it in a heartbeat.
But I can't.
We're going to have
to do it without you.
Consider your savior duties complete,
Future Man.
You have to let go.
I'll never let go, SIGORNE.
It's okay, Wolf.
I... see you.
Fuck me.
Wolf learned Na'vi?
SIG.
We good, or...?
Yeah.
What the fuck you asking me for?
I don't even care about
what's happening right now.
Okay.
Let's go, come on.
Let's get out of this shitfuck.
Smug Clooneys.
Can't believe I voted for her.
What the...?
What the...
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