Futurama (1999–2013): Season 2, Episode 19 - Mother's Day - full transcript

[ Fry ]
WHOO!

[ Imitates Spaceship Thrusters ]

GIANT SPACE ROBOT,
THIS IS CAPTAIN FRY

OF THE U.S.S.
PLANET EXPRESS SHIP.

WE COME IN PEACE.

TOUGH LUCK!

[ Groans ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Sighing ]

WELL, WE DESTROYED
THE TOY SPACESHIP.

NOW WHAT ARE
WE GOING TO DO?



HEY, LOOK!

THE KEYS TO THE
REAL SPACESHIP.

DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD?

YES, I DO.

LEELA, HAVE YOU SEEN THE
KEYS TO THE SPACESHIP?

UH, I MUST HAVE LEFT THEM
ON BOARD.

OH, WELL--
I MEAN, WHAT!

RELAX, THE SHIP'S
NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

I ANCHORED IT WITH THE
UNBREAKABLE DIAMOND TETHER.

OOH!

OH, NO.

THIS ISN'T GOOD
FOR ZOIDBERG.

WHOO!

YEAH!



[ Groans ]

[ Thump ]

WHOA!

[ Splashing ]

[ Shouting ]

HEY, FRY... I'M STEERING
WITH MY ASS.

THAT'S THE BEST
THING I EVER SAW.

[ Shouting ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Fry Laughing ]

THAT WAS GREAT!

AND NO ONE SUSPECTS A THING.

[ Gasps ]

AND THAT'S HOW WE
LEARNED OUR LESSON.

YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME.

ALL THREE OF YOU.

WHAT DID I DO?

YOU LEFT THE KEYS
IN THE IGNITION.

I MEAN, LOOK
AT THOSE TWO.

WASN'T IT OBVIOUS
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?

YEAH, LEELA.

WE'RE ALL VERY DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU.

I SHOULD FIRE YOU
THREE RIGHT NOW.

BUT I'M JUST NOT
THAT COLD-HEARTED.

YOU'RE ALL FIRED.

GOOD-BYE, FRIENDS.
I'LL MISS YOU.

GOOD RIDDANCE TO THEM.

NOW ZOIDBERG IS
THE POPULAR ONE.

YES, YES, LET'S ALL
TALK TO ZOIDBERG.

HEY--

SO, ZOIDBERG...
WHAT'S NEW?

OH, YOU KNOW--

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO FOR MONEY?

ALL I'VE GOT IS MY
FREQUENT TAFFY EATER'S CARD...

MY FIRST MUSTACHE...

AND THIS PICTURE OF ME
AND MY OLD GIRLFRIEND

MICHELLE,
AND THAT SKI INSTRUCTOR

SHE WAS JUST FRIENDS WITH.

PARDON ME, BROTHER.

CARE TO DONATE

TO THE ANTI-MUGGING
YOU FUND?

OW!

WE DON'T NEED
TO BEG, BENDER.

FOR GOD'S SAKE,
WE'RE NOT VETERANS.

WELL, WHAT DO
YOU SUGGEST?

A DARING DAYLIGHT ROBBERY OF
FORT KNOX ON ELEPHANT BACK?

THAT'S THE DUMBEST
THING I EVER HEARD.

NO, WE CAN GET JOBS.

BUT WE JUST HAD JOBS.

FORTUNATELY, I STILL HAVE
OUR OLD CAREER CHIPS.

OUR WHAT?

CAREER CHIPS.

YOU REMEMBER--

THEY ASSIGN YOU THE JOB
YOU'RE BEST AT.

I TRIED TO GIVE YOU ONE
AND YOU RAN AWAY?

IT'S HOW WE MET?

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

JUST GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

OW!

BABY.

OW!

I'D LIKE TO REAPPLY
FOR MY OLD JOB.

COUNSELING DEFROSTEES
AND ASSIGNING THEM CAREERS.

OH, I WAS HOPING
YOU WOULD COME BACK.

I EVEN SAVED YOUR POSTER

OF A CHIMP EXPRESSING
YOUR DISTASTE FOR MONDAYS.

MONDAY MONKEY LIVES
FOR THE WEEKEND, SIR.

JUST PUT YOUR HAND
UNDER THE SCANNER

SO I CAN VERIFY
YOUR CAREER CHIP.

[ Scanner Beeps ]

CALCUTTA, WE
HAVE A PROBLEM.

DELIVERY BOY?

I MUST HAVE MIXED UP THE CHIPS.

IT'S A SIMPLE--

OH, HERE'S OUR
CRYOGENIC COUNSELOR.

- DO YOU LIKE MONDAYS?
- THEY'RE OKAY.

THEN WE'LL HAVE TO
REDECORATE YOUR OFFICE.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT

HELPING TO BE CRAZY TO WORK
HERE BUT NOT BEING NECESSARY?

HEY! LET'S SEE WHAT
IT SAYS ABOUT ME.

[ Scanner Beeps ]

WELCOME ABOARD, SIR.

REMEMBER, WHEN
THE TUBE OPENS, SAY

"WELCOME TO THE WORLD
OF TOMORROW!"

HEY, I WAS FROZEN.

I THINK I KNOW WHAT
PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR

WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP.

[ Tube Beeps ]

BATHROOM'S THAT WAY.

SO, WHILE YOU'RE ON THE
PROBULATOR, TELL ME WHAT
BRINGS YOU TO THE FUTURE.

OH, WELL, I WANTED
TO MEET SHAKESPEARE

AND I FIGURED THAT TIME
WAS CYCLICAL.

NOPE, STRAIGHT LINE.

[ Beeping ]

AH! THE PROBULATOR'S DONE.

OH, THAT WASN'T SO BAD.

OH, WAIT, IT HASN'T STARTED YET.

[ Beep ]

[ Screaming ]

OKAY, IT'S ABOUT TO START.

[ Beep ]

[ Shrieking ]

WELCOME TO THE FUTURE,
HUMAN SLAVE.

[ Gasps ]

[ Laughs ]

AH, RELAX, CHUM.

I'M NOT REALLY
A GIANT FLY.

I'M A HORRIBLE ROBOT!

[ Gasps ]

KILL ALL HUMANS!

[ Roars ]

[ Gasps ]

DEAR GOD!

HE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK!

THEY'LL PROBABLY FIND
A CURE FOR THAT IN THE FUTURE.

WE HAVE A CURE FOR IT NOW!

OH, GOOD, THEN YOU WON'T
MIND IF I USE THIS.

[ Beeps ]

[ Yawns ]

NOTHING LIKE A POWER NAP.

FLIES, FLIES AND GORILLAS!

STAY BEAUTIFUL, DOLLFACE.

OOH, THAT PROBULATOR SURE
KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE A MAN.

SO, WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?

I ORDERED A PIZZA.

PIZZA DELIVERY FOR...

I.C. WIENER.

[ Giggling ]

YEAH, VERY FUNNY.

NOW COUGH UP THE $12.95.

SORRY, BUT IF IT'S NOT HERE
IN HALF AN HOUR, IT'S FREE.

IT'S ONLY BEEN
23 MINUTES.

WELL, UH, I'VE GOT 33 MINUTES.

IT'S ONLY BEEN

23 MINUTES, YOU DUMB CANNOLI.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM?

WE CAN TAKE IT OUTSIDE.

OKAY, I'LL FIGHT THE BOX.
I THINK I CAN TAKE HIM.

FRY, JUST PAY ME.

I STILL OWE 30 BUCKS
ON THIS UNIFORM.

35, YOU STUPID MEATBALL!

WHO SHOULD WE
UNFREEZE NEXT?

NO.

NO!

OH, MY GOD!

IT'S PAULY SHORE!

ALL RIGHT!

MR. SHORE, I LOVED
YOU IN BIO-DOME.

YOU SURE CAUSED SOME TROUBLE
IN THAT BUBBLE!

REST ASSURED, IF IT RHYMES,
I CAN CAUSE TROUBLE IN IT.

HEY, NOW THAT YOU'RE
IN THE FUTURE

YOU CAN GO LIVE
IN AN ACTUAL BIO-DOME.

AN UNATTRACTIVE PROSPECT.

WHILE RESEARCHING FOR THE ROLE

I RAN COMPUTER SIMULATIONS
DEMONSTRATING INCONTROVERTIBLY

THAT THE WHOLE
BIO-ENCLOSURE CONCEPT

IS FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED...

BE IT EXPRESSED VIA DOME,
SPHERE, CUBE...

OR EVEN THE STATELY
TETRAHEDRON... BUDDY!

[ Smacks Lips ]

OH.

SO, HOW DID YOU WIND UP
GETTING FROZEN?

WELL, WHILE FILMING ENCINO MAN

MY INTELLECTUAL CURIOSITY
RE: CRYOGENICS WAS PEAKED

AND I RESOLVED
TO FREEZE THE WEASEL.

THE WEASEL!

HA-HA!

HEY, LISTEN, SKIPPY.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
UNFROZEN IN HOLLYWOOD

FOR THE THOUSANDTH ANNIVERSARY
SCREENING OF JURY DUTY 2.

HOW COME I'M NOT THERE?

I WOKE YOU UP EARLY, SO WE COULD
HANG OUT AND DO STUFF.

LIKE WHAT?

[ Beeps ]

[ Screams ]

I LOVE THIS JOB.

ME, TOO.

[ Dings ]

SHOW TIME!

I'LL PRETEND TO BE DYING
OF SPACE PLAGUE.

[ Gasps ]

BOO?

MICHELLE!

OH, MY GOD.

FRY? IS IT REALLY YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.
IS IT REALLY YOU?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU DON'T KNOW?

ARE YOU YOU OR NOT?

WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

OH, FRY, IT IS YOU!

BOO!

I DON'T GET IT,
MICHELLE.

THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU,
YOU WERE DOING GREAT.

YOU HAD JUST DUMPED ME
AND WERE WELL ON YOUR WAY

TO GETTING YOUR LIFE
BACK ON TRACK.

WHY'D YOU FREEZE
YOURSELF?

OH, FRY,
AFTER YOU LEFT

THINGS TOOK A TURN
FOR THE WORSE.

I GOT MARRIED.

I'M SORRY.

[ Michelle ]
HIS NAME WAS CHARLES.

HE ATTENDED A LAW SCHOOL
SO PRESTIGIOUS

THE BASKETBALL TEAM WAS COACHED
BY RUTH BADER GINSBURG.

I PUT HIM THROUGH LAW SCHOOL

BY WORKING AS A DOG WALKER
FOR ANTISOCIAL DOGS.

SORRY.

[ Michelle ]
BUT SOON AFTER
CHARLES GRADUATED

OUR MARRIAGE RAN
INTO DIFFICULTIES.

UH, SORRY.

DESPERATELY DEPRESSED

I TURNED TO THE ONE THING
THAT COULD LESSEN MY PAIN--

A CARNIVAL.

UNFORTUNATELY, A CORN DOG BONE

GOT LODGED IN THE CONTROL PANEL
OF THE SPIZZLER

AND I HAD TO RIDE IT
FOR EIGHT HOURS.

[ Fry ]
SORRY.

BUT IT DID GIVE ME
A CHANCE TO THINK.

I'M SORRY.

AND I REMEMBERED THE LAST
TIME I WAS TRULY HAPPY.

WHEN I WAS WITH YOU.

[ Sighs ]
OH.

SO YOU FROZE YOURSELF
TO COME LOOK FOR ME?

NO, I DID IT TO GET
A FRESH START.

I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO YOU.

NO ONE DID.

THE POLICE WERE GOING
TO CONDUCT A SEARCH

BUT YOUR PARENTS FELT

IT WAS A WASTE
OF TAXPAYER MONEY.

THAT'S THE SAME REASON

THEY KEPT ME
OUT OF SCHOOL.

SO, NO ONE EVEN CARED
THAT I WAS GONE?

NOT REALLY.

EXCEPT FOR ONE PERSON.

[ Romantic Music Plays ]

WHO WAS IT?

EVERYTHING IS SO DIFFERENT.

NOT EVERYTHING.

THERE'S STILL
A ROACH PROBLEM.

[ Buzzing ]

EW.

UGH.

NOWADAYS, PEOPLE AREN'T
INTERESTED IN ART

THAT'S NOT TATTOOED
ON FAT GUYS.

I'M ON LOAN
FROM THE LOUVRE.

[ Neighs ]

OW!

[ Leela ]
PLEASE, PROFESSOR...

GIVE US OUR JOBS BACK.

WE DESERVE ANOTHER CHANCE.

YEAH. AND IF YOU WON'T
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE

PERHAPS YOU'D GIVE ONE TO...

OG, GORILLA EMPEROR OF EARTH.

SORRY, OG.

BUT I'VE GOT A NEW CREW.

SO, HOW WAS YOUR DELIVERY
TO FANTASY PLANET

WHERE EVERYONE'S FANTASIES
COME TO LIFE?

GREAT.
ORGANIZED.

FOR ONE BEAUTIFUL NIGHT

I KNEW WHAT IT WAS
TO BE A GRANDMOTHER.

SUBJUGATED, YET HONORED.

YOU SEE, OG

EVERYTHING'S
RUNNING SMOOTHLY.

AND WITH FRY FIRED

I CAN FINALLY LEAVE
MY JIGSAW PUZZLES OUT

WITHOUT HIM EATING THE PIECES.

FORGET ABOUT FRY.

YOU COULD HIRE US BACK
AND HE'D NEVER HAVE TO KNOW.

HEY, GUYS.

OH, UH, HEY, FRY.

SO, AS LEELA WAS SAYING

FRY CAN GO SHOVE--

OW!

I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL HERE.

I WANTED TO INTRODUCE YOU

TO MY ON-AGAIN, OFF-AGAIN
GIRLFRIEND

OF THE PAST THOUSAND YEARS

MICHELLE.

MICHELLE, THIS IS LEELA.

[ Screams ]

THIS IS BENDER.

[ Screams ]

THE PROFESSOR.

[ Screams ]

HERMES AND AMY.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

AND THIS IS
DR. ZOIDBERG.

[ Screams ]

DATING YOUR EX, FRY?

HAVE YOU LOST
ALL SELF-RESPECT?

ALL WHAT?

THIS CAN ONLY END BADLY, FRY.

KIDS, A HOUSE--

A HOME INVASION BY
A FORMER ROOMMATE.

BUT THINGS ARE DIFFERENT
THIS TIME.

BEFORE, SHE WAS DEMANDING
AND POSSESSIVE.

BUT NOW SHE WANTS ME TO DO STUFF
AND STAY WITH HER ALL THE TIME.

THERE YOU GO, DEARIES.

[ Clattering ]

IT'S A RELIEF
TO MEET YOU, AMY.

I'M JUST HAVING
A HARD TIME ADJUSTING

TO ALL THE STRANGE STUFF
HERE IN THE FUTURE.

I'M FROM MARS.

[ Clattering ]

I FEEL SO OUT OF PLACE HERE.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY FRY FITS IN SO WELL.

PROBABLY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T
FIT IN BACK IN YOUR TIME.

THAT'S TRUE.

BUT I USED TO FIT IN
REALLY WELL.

THEN GOOD LUCK, SISTER.

[ Screams ]

[ Whimpers ]

BUT YOUR FRIENDS ARE
A BUNCH OF FREAKS.

YEAH. THEY'RE GREAT, HUH?

I JUST DON'T
BELONG HERE.

I DON'T KNOW ANYONE.

I CAN'T FIND
A VANISHING CREAM

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME
ACTUALLY VANISH.

I DON'T EVEN
HAVE A JOB.

OH, RIGHT. I WAS SUPPOSED
TO ASSIGN YOU A JOB.

LET ME JUST GET
YOUR CAREER CHIP INSTALLED.

HOLD OUT YOUR PALM.

[ Loud Gasp ]

WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF?

IT'S JUST LIKE GETTING
YOUR HAND PIERCED.

THIS WORLD IS HORRIBLE.

LET'S START OVER, FRY.

WE'LL GO SOMEPLACE WHERE
ALL WE HAVE IS EACH OTHER.

OOH. ROMANTIC.

I'LL TELL BENDER
TO MEET US THERE.

IT'S NOT A THERE...

IT'S A THEN.

THE FUTURE.

WHOA, WHOA, GIRL.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING
ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTELS

WHERE THE BED IS SHAPED
LIKE STUFF.

I LOVE YOU.

DON'T YOU LOVE ME?

WELL, SURE.

TO THE EXTENT
A MAN CAN LOVE A WOMAN.

BUT THIS SEEMS
LIKE A BIG STEP.

FRY, WHY MUST YOU
ANALYZE EVERYTHING

WITH YOUR
RELENTLESS LOGIC?

NOTHING MATTERS
BUT OUR LOVE.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

LET'S DO THIS NOW
AND LET'S NEVER REGRET IT.

[ Moaning ]

[ Ding ]

MICHELLE, I DON'T
REGRET THIS

BUT I BOTH RUE
AND LAMENT IT.

THE YEAR 4000 IS
SEVERELY DISAPPOINTING.

I MISS THE YEAR 3000,
WHEN LIFE WAS SIMPLE

AND BRAINS FLEW
THROUGH SPACE

AND EVERYONE ATE LASERS.

IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

FATE BROUGHT US TOGETHER,
AND NOW FATE BROUGHT US HERE.

NO, YOU BROUGHT US HERE.

WHINE SOME MORE, FRY.

I REALLY FIND THAT
ATTRACTIVE IN A MAN.

NOW, COME ON,
BUILD US A SHELTER.

ALL RIGHT. FINE.
EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS.

AT LEAST WE CAN HAVE
A NICE PLACE TO LIVE.

WHOO! THERE.

YOU EXPECT ME TO LIVE
IN A TINY, LITTLE HOLE?

IT'D BE DEEPER,
BUT I'M STANDING
ON A GOPHER.

[ Snoring ]

HMM.

HMM.

[ Grunting ]

[ Michelle ]
OH, LOOK!

SOME LITTLE KIDS.

THEY'LL SAVE US.

[ Cocking Weapons ]

WE'RE SAVED!

[ Drums Beating Rhythmically ]

I'M BUTCH, LEADER OF THIS PLACE.

I TOOK YOUR HOLE AND YOU CAN'T
DO NOTHING ABOUT IT.

OKAY.

MIGHTY SIR,
WE HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.

COULD WE PLEASE JOIN
YOUR SOCIETY?

WELL... ALL RIGHT.

BUT NO INTERFERING
WITH OUR GRAND WORKS.

[ Laughing And Grunting ]

I TELL YA, THAT BUTCH RUNS
A PRETTY GOOD CIVILIZATION.

I THINK I'LL ENJOY
SERVING UNDER HIM.

UH! YOU KNOW
YOUR PROBLEM, FRY?

YOU'RE NOT AMBITIOUS.

YOU SHOULD BE CHIEF.

WHAT DO I NEED? ULCERS?

BUT I WANT POWER.

I'M TIRED OF THE
CHIEF'S GIRLFRIEND
LORDING IT OVER ME

WITH HER FANCY
COYOTE HIDE.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

IF IT'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY,
I'LL OVERTHROW SOCIETY.

[ Laughing ]

ON WHAT GROUNDS DO YOU
CHALLENGE MY AUTHORITY?

WELL, I'M OLDER THAN YOU.
I CAN BEAT YOU UP.

YEAH,
I BET HE COULD.

HE'S GOT ARM HAIR.

ALL RIGHT, GRANDPA, THERE'S
ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS.

DEATH-ROLLING!

[ Ominous Gong Sounds ]

[ All Cheering ]

WHAT'S DEATH-ROLLING?

IT'S LIKE SKATEBOARDING.

EXCEPT HALF THE TIME,
SOMEONE DIES.

OH, SO IT'S A LITTLE SAFER
THAN SKATEBOARDING.

LAST ONE HOLDING
THE BANDANNA IS
THE NEW LEADER.

MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID
YOU WERE A LOSER, FRY.

NOW GET OUT THERE
AND PROVE HER WRONG.

BETH SAID THAT?

AHAD.

STEIM.

SHALOSH!

[ Grunts ]

[ Both Grunting ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Engines Rumbling ]

[ Rapid Gunfire ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Scraping ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Coughing ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Thud ]

IT'S COOL. BACK OFF!

MY KNEE, I SCRAPED IT.

[ Crying ]

AW, POOR LITTLE GUY.

LET ME JUST TAKE
A LOOK AT--

AH-HA!

I WON!
I'M THE NEW CHIEF!

I'M THE TALLEST AND
I WEIGH THE MOST!

HAND IT OVER,
YOU GIANT IDIOT.

[ Honking Horn ]

HEY, BUTCH,
YOUR MOM'S HERE.

AW, MAN.

COME ON, KIDS!

YOU'RE LATE FOR HEBREW SCHOOL!

EVERY MONDAY AND WEDNESDAY,
IT'S THE SAME THING.

I FIND THIS POSTAPOCALYPTIC
WASTELAND VERY CONFUSING.

SERIOUSLY, I'M WEIRDED OUT.

THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE A LOSER.

YOU WERE A LOSER
IN THE YEAR 2000

AND YOU'RE A LOSER
IN THE YEAR 4000.

YEAH, BUT IN THE YEAR
3000 I HAD IT ALL:

SEVERAL FRIENDS,
A LOW-PAYING JOB

A BED IN A ROBOT'S CLOSET.

I ENVIED NO MAN.

BUT YOU WRECKED
EVERYTHING.

QUIT STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF,
FRY.

WHEN WE GET BACK TO THE HOLE,
WE ARE GOING TO HAVE

A LONG, BORING TALK
ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP.

OH, YEAH?!
WELL, LISTEN TO THIS!

[ Whispering ]
I'M LEAVING YOU.

[ Panting ]

THERE MUST BE PEOPLE SOMEWHERE.

[ Panting ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Moaning ]

YES! FOOTPRINTS!

AND HANDPRINTS?

BUT... WHAT'S HAPPENING?

[ Engine Roaring ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Leela ]
FRY!

THANK GOD WE FOUND YOU.

LEELA, WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING HERE

IN THE YEAR 4000?

IT'S NOT THE YEAR 4000.

YOU WERE ONLY FROZEN
FOR TWO DAYS.

UH, BY THE WAY,
I BROKE YOUR BED.

YOU WERE IN PAULY SHORE'S TUBE

AND THEY WERE DELIVERING IT
TO HIS MOVIE SCREENING.

[ Leela ]
BUT WHEN THEY NOTICED

THAT YOU WEREN'T HIM,
THEY CHUCKED YOU IN A DITCH.

SO YOU'RE SAYING THESE
AREN'T THE DECAYING RUINS

OF NEW YORK
IN THE YEAR 4000?

YOU WISH.

YOU'RE IN LOS ANGELES.

BUT THERE WAS THIS GANG
OF TEN-YEAR-OLDS WITH GUNS.

EXACTLY. YOU'RE IN L.A.

BUT EVERYONE IS DRIVING AROUND
IN CARS SHOOTING AT EACH OTHER.

THAT'S L.A. FOR YOU.

BUT THE AIR IS GREEN

AND THERE'S NO SIGN OF
CIVILIZATION WHATSOEVER.

HE JUST WON'T STOP
WITH THE SOCIAL COMMENTARY.

AND THE PEOPLE ARE ALL PHONIES.

NO ONE READS.
EVERYTHING HAS CILANTRO ON IT.

MICHELLE, BABY.

IT'S NOT WORKING OUT, FRY.

'TIS BETTER TO HAVE LOVED
AND LOST, N'EST-CE PAS?

[ Cackling ]

[ Engine Roaring ]

THAT'S IT.
I'VE HAD IT WITH WOMEN.

FROM NOW ON,
I'M CONCENTRATING ON MY CAREER.

CAN I HAVE
MY OLD JOB BACK?

WHY, I'VE FORGOTTEN
WHY I EVEN FIRED YOU.

'CAUSE HE DESTROYED
YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR HOME

AND ALL YOUR POSSESSIONS.

OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

GET LOST!

[ Yelling ]

[ Squishy Thud ]