Futoku no Guild (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 6 - Episode #1.6 - full transcript

MEBUKI FOREST

MAIDE
Key, Maide, and I are doing a quest today.

Toki is having a special physical training,
mentored by Hana, apparently.

For now, you should start with three hundred reps
of push-ups, sit-ups, and squats respectively.

Goodbye, current world.
I don't think I can come back home alive.

Today's not like your usual monster hunting.

We're here on a quest to gather
the Lupinusilence flower.

Lupinusilence?

LUPINUSILENCE
It's a troublesome flower...

LUPINUSILENCE
...that disperses pollen with a silencing effect...

LUPINUSILENCE
...when the petals are strongly agitated.



So we won't be able to speak, then?

Not being able to speak is no problem to me
and Hitamuki, since we use physical attacks,

but someone who uses magical attacks
like you won't be able to chant.

While we're gathering them as materials
for equipment and medicine,

they're in the way of the guards,

so we're also getting rid of them.

So we don't need to fight monsters today?

No, we don't have to take
the initiative to attack them now.

Hitamuki, be on guard
for our surroundings.

Sure, I'll do my best with dedication
so that you can do your job safely—

THUNK!

Hitamuki?!

Endure...

Geez, what are you doing?



Just focus half your attention on other people
and the other half on yourself, okay?

I'm sorry...

I'll fix you up, so stay still.

Oh, you don't have to.

Actually, I've been doing
a special training,

and finally obtained a new arte!

A new technique?

Yes!

It's a healing method using chakra.

I can control my mana and use it
to increase my healing power...

And just like this,
I'm all good now!

Right...

RECON - COOKING - HEALING
She becomes better at all the skills...

RECON - COOKING - HEALING
...that have nothing to do with attacks.

What is a martial artist, actually...

It'd be great if I could
heal other people too,

but too bad I can't.

Of course you can't heal someone else.

Why's that?

Hitamuki, can you reattach this
snapped branch with your own power?

Of course I can't!

Exactly.

In other words, people can imagine
and carry out the action to "destroy someone",

but they lack the ability to interfere
with the "restoring of someone".

They can only heal their own wounds
and illnesses using natural healing.

That's why people use medicine and tools.

I see.

Huh? But you can heal other people too, right?

Us white sorcerers...

HOLY BIRD PHOENIZASK
...are borrowing the power of the Holy Bird Phoenizask,

HOLY BIRD PHOENIZASK
who regulates the restoring of humans.

I see... so that holy crest
is the source of power, huh...

That holy crest...
you sound like you've seen one in person.

I-I saw it on TV!

All right, time for us
to catch some lupinusilence!

Huh...

I already told you earlier,
but take care to not touch the petals, okay?

Okay!

I'll do my...

...best with dedication.

Even though we don't have to
intentionally fight,

there's still a chance that we'll
still be attacked by the monster...

Kikuru's gone pretty far, too...

N-Not like I want him
to stay close to me, though!

That must means he really trusts
Hitamuki's recon, huh...

Don't worry.

She's more cautious to her surroundings
than normal people.

Wait, was there an ivy hanging around here?

A STUFFPECKER HAS APPEARED!

Kiku—

MAIDENA HAS BREATHED
THE LUPINUSILENCE'S POLLEN

Where's Hitamuki?!

She doesn't know that a monster's here?!

This flower smells so strong,
my nose has stopped working...

If it comes to this, I'll search around
for enemies with my ears and eyes!

Maide?

Help me, Hitamuki!

MAYDAY
Heeeelp!

MAYDAY

Hitamuki!

Help me!

Nooo!!

Looks like Maide's having
so much fun with this job!

I should do my best too!

She's really innocent...
for better or for worse...

Why does it have to be me today
and not Hitamuki in the first place?

A stuffpecker should have a habit of collecting
and playing with shiny objects...

It's the precious church wand,
but if this gets it off me...

It's not going for my wand, but me?!

No... You can't touch me there...!

It's too tight...!

No... please... stop!

I'm being toyed by the thing!

It's going to paralyse me
and bring me to its nest...?

I'm scared...
What will happen to me now...

Someone help me...

Someone...

Kikuru!

Maide!

I'm sorry!
I didn't know there was a monster!

I was also responsible for leaving
the lookout to you, Hitamuki.

I've always left it to you these days,
my senses are getting dull.

Maide, you're bleeding internally...

I guess you can't heal until
the Silence effect wears off, huh?

Sorry, but you gotta suck it up
until we reach the city.

Key...

There's something I want to try.

Could you... leave us for a second?

Okay.

W-Well, then...

Excuse me...

Huh?! Wait, what?!

- What is this?! Huuuuuh?!

- Huuuuug...
- What is this?! Huuuuuh?!

- Huuuuug...

S-So soft...

If our skins touch each other...

...my chakra healing might also
be transferred to your body!

A-As if I could be...

I'm healed?

I'm healed!

I-I did it!

I'll dub my chakra "physchakra" now!

PHYSCHAKRA
I'll dub my chakra "physchakra" now!

Huh? She's healed?

No way... she healed me
with her own power...

You got in danger again because of me...

I'm...

...really glad you're healed now!

Which one is younger here, again?

You see,

I've been thinking that your innocence
makes you cut out to be a white sorceress.

And today,
I know that you have the quality for it.

You're definitely suited best for a support role
in terms of your personality and abilities!

Huh? What?

You're not cut out
to be a martial artist!

She finally said it...

Things may not turn
into what I had hoped,

but she's definitely getting
better in her own way.

Key...

I still have some room for growth... right?

Right...
I could use a sub-healer now too.

Immoral Guild!

A NEW FAMILY MEMBER

Hey, Kikuru. Are Hitamuki
and the others not coming today?

Nope. They're all getting another
medical check-up at the hospital.

It's not because my fishy
check-up got busted, right?

So I'll be hunting
for monsters on my own today.

I've been spending my time and energy on them,
so I couldn't find my own gig.

Oh, come on!
You can rest for a day!

Let's go on a date around the city!

A date...

Hey, stop clinging to me so much.

Kikuru's all mine today!

You really like Kikuru, don't you, Esyne?

Yeah! He's so reliable and cool, I love him!

But don't cause him too much trouble, okay?

I won't!

Girls often perceive admiration
for older people as infatuation...

I remember seeing and hearing about this.

After all, they see the boys
of their age as kids too...

Hence, the "older age" criterion by itself would
make their judging criteria more lenient.

Before I hurt her in the future,

it's an adult's job to correct
this misunderstanding, I guess.

Esyne, I'm glad that you're liking me,
but that's not romantic love at all.

What you're feeling toward me is just—

Huh? What do you mean?

Huh?

I don't see you that way, you know?

Wow... I want to die now...

But you always said that you love me!

And you also said earlier

AN ADULT MALE PRESSING A PRIMARY SCHOOL GIRL
that you want to go on a date with me!

AN ADULT MALE PRESSING A PRIMARY SCHOOL GIRL
Kikuru, calm down!

AN ADULT MALE PRESSING A PRIMARY SCHOOL GIRL
You'll cause a huge misunderstanding...

AN ADULT MALE PRESSING A PRIMARY SCHOOL GIRL
...from the people around!

Of course, it's true that
I want to go on a date.

With you and Mama,
the three of us!

Huh?!

I want you to become
Mama's new husband...

In other words,
become my new papa!

Esyne, I've never heard of that!

Kikuru and I getting married...

NOT HAPPENING
That's not happening!

That's not happening!

Not happening...

Huh?! What's wrong with you, Kikuru?!

I'll just go home and get some sleep today...

B-Besides...

I'm still... registered...

Miss Enome?!

Mama!

CLINIC

Sorry to make you worry about me, you two.

You must have been exhausted, right?

Please stay in bed.

You've been working late these days too.

I'll handle the reception desk,
so get some rest.

But before that, let's change
into something more comfortable.

Kikuru, help me undress her.

Sure.

Sure, I won't!

Stop trying to set me up
with Miss Enome as a fluke.

With one side not in top form now,
it's the perfect chance for you two to hook up...

Even though her mother has fallen sick,
she still turns anything to profit...

Still...

Never mind helping her change,

thinking about the scandal
that once caused me to reach beyond her clothes...

Yeah, I'll just take that secret
with me for life.

She's done changing!

Okay...

Naked... shirt?

Even though I'm just going to sleep,
to think I'm dressed like this in my workplace...

I thought if she wore her underwear,
she'd feel uncomfortable...

She's pretending to be innocent, but I bet
she knows what she's doing with this.

So I wanted to check Mama's temperature,

but I couldn't find the thermometre...

Huh? It's a clinic, though?

Yeah.... so, Kikuru...

Can you check her temperature
with your forehead?

You're hiding the thermometre, aren't you?

You can just do that yourself...

Sorry! Gotta go back
to the reception desk now! Adieu!

Hey!

Uh...

Y-Yes?

It'll be really bad if you have a fever, so...

Do you mind if I check?

I'm sorry for troubling you...

Here goes...

Yeah... I-can't-tell-at-all!

Her sexy scent makes it impossible
to measure her temperature!

In fact, I'm feeling somewhat feverish myself!

Oh, no! You're the one
with an actual fever, Kikuru!

Well, look at that...

I guess it's only natural...

My burden is nothing compared
to what you have to carry every day...

I-It's not that...

I'm feeling fine now,
so get some rest.

That's not it, Miss Enome!
You should calm down—

M-Miss Enome... your shirt...
is drenched in sweat...

Kikuru...

I'm sorry...

Nah, this is nothing.

No, not for this...

Wait, actually, for this too...

You see, recently,

I'd requested skilled guards in other cities,

but in the end I didn't get a response
from any of them...

You did that for me...?

The monsters in this area are less
dangerous than in other cities,

so we are inevitably given a lower priority.

But, even though they're not skilled,
I don't regret introducing those girls to you, okay?

You've become brighter ever since
you've met with those girls, after all.

Thanks to you,
they'll be able to improve themselves,

and become reliable, matured guards.

- Miss Enome, I'm sorry to interrupt this thankful talk,
- And that won't be in the far future...

but most of your words
just go over my head.

Even though you're facing away from me,
your being naked is still driving me crazy.

You should be more aware
of the sex appeal you give off.

Still... I can't develop a conscience of pointing out
the lack of a sense of danger, unfortunately.

If she's willing to show
only the back of her body,

I'd like to support that statement
to the fullest extent now.

I can't believe you've made this
much progress for only a few minutes...

Miss Enome, you can't dress like
that in front of a guy.

Way too late for that.

Oh, my. It's your workplace,
but you're already raring to go here in the noon?

M-Miss Resumisu?

Doc, thank you for the other day!

Doc?

D-Don't call me that...

Come to think of it,
you're starting today, right?

How tall are you?

1 HANABATA=110 CM
One Hanabata.

Actually, we were also...

- ...recruiting more staff alongside guards.
- One Hanabata...?

And only the staff part went well...

Well, it was outrageous that you'd been working
on your own the whole time, too, so that's fine.

But why Miss Resumisu?

To put it short,

the hospital found out
about the incident, and I got fired!

THE BAD FEELING CAME TRUE
Well, she's behaved in a way that's unbecoming...

THE BAD FEELING CAME TRUE
...of someone involved in healthcare.

Resumisu.

I didn't recall seeing this dynamite body.

Shock!

MEDICAL CHECK-UP FORM
The presence of a K-cup was really bad, huh?

MEDICAL CHECK-UP FORM
You should say Hanabata instead.

But I've managed to hide your identity
until the end, so rest assured!

H-Huh...

I've been complicit
with a nasty person, apparently.

The guild doesn't seem to have
a resident health doctor, too.

Don't worry, I'll help you with the office work
in normal hours and when you're sick!

Resumisu, you're so reliable!

Yep!

Anxiety!

Let's go now, Esyne!

Yeah!

Whoa!

- Whoa!
- Resumisu!

I'm sorry, you two!

Hang on!

The steam is hot!

I have learned first-hand that an increase
in staffing does not necessarily translate...

...into a reduction in the workload.

I have to go...

Calm down, Miss Enome!

Let's have faith in Esyne's backing for now!

Even though she's still young,
she's capable enough!

But what if Esyne collapses as well?!

I... I...!

Y-Your chest...!

I'm sorry!

If I recall correctly, she's now...

Not wearing...

Ki-Kikuru...

Mama! Resumisu overwrote
the new data with the existing data!

Looks like Kikuru has overwritten
your data too, Mama...

Esyne?!

I'd love to have a younger brother!

Esyne!

Since then, Esyne started calling me Papa.

To be continued...?

CONTINUE
To be continued...?

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