Fuller House (2016–…): Season 3, Episode 11 - Troller Coaster - full transcript
Ramona reconsiders her future, while Max tempts fate on the "Troller Coaster".
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(YAWNS)
I have never been
this jet—lagged in my life.
I have no idea what time it is.
—It's 3:00.
—-P.M.?
AM.
—Tuesday?
—Thursday.
And you are...
I overslept.
I have to get to the clinic.
Steph, you've got Tommy at Gymboree.
Kimmy, you have groceries today.
I'll see you guys for dinner.
Deej... It's the middle of the night.
Oh, it's 3:00 a.m.?
Tuesday?
I am not doing this again.
What are we gonna do for five hours?
Well, you could give us a breakdown
on the whole are-you—getting—back
together—with—-Steve—or—not situation.
I don't know what's happening with us.
We haven't spoken since...
Japan.
All I know is, I'm single.
You have to meet my dentist.
The last thing I need right now
is to meet someone new.
Oh, he's happily married.
I just thought if you were single,
you might want your teeth whitened.
I am starving.
But my body clock is still
on Tokyo time.
So it's actually 7:00 p.m.
in the future.
What am I in the mood
for tomorrow night?
Something from your own house, perhaps?
No, that does not sound right.
Let's see.
I'll have a chicken leg,
a string cheese,
and a side of hormone shot.
No, those are mine, Fernando.
I have to give myself shots
to start this whole
in vitro fertilization process.
(SIGHS) But I hate needles.
I could help you.
I give Fernando
his allergy shots all the time.
She does. I am allergic to everything.
Grass, peanuts, balloon animals.
Balloons are fine,
but once they turn into poodles,
it is Sneezeville, USA.
Good morning.
Good evening.
Whatever it is.
How you doing?
(SCREAMS)
—What?
—What happened?
Ramona. Letter.
School.
I am also allergic
to pineapples, almonds, jazz...
Fine.
Let me see why Kimmy's freaking out.
(SCREAMS)
D.J.: What? What?
Ramona. Letter. School.
(SCREAMS)
Enough with the screaming.
Would somebody read the letter?
It's from the San Francisco
School of the Performing Arts.
I got in.
(SCREAMING EXCITEDLY)
Oh!
All our hard work paid off.
All of the carpools.
And the dance camps.
And the recital costumes.
Our dance dreams are finally
coming true.
Guys, I'm over here.
Ramona, this is not about you.
Oh. Yes, it is. Congratulations.
Bad news, Max.
You're 4'1" and three—quarters.
Ugh...
Wait a second.
I got this hair gunk from Uncle Jesse.
Okay. Try it now.
Huh! 42"!
(REPEATING EXCITEDLY) I did it.
Hey. What's going on?
Why does it look like
you've been struck by lightning?
I'm finally tall enough
to ride on the Troller Coaster.
It's the scariest roller coaster
at Mighty Mountain.
Oh, I love Mighty Mountain.
I haven't been there since high school,
when my hair got caught in the log ride.
I had big hair.
So, can I go, Mom?
(BEGGING REPEATEDLY) Please?
Sure. Why not?
Yes.
We can have a mother—son,
super-sized fun day.
I'll go pack us some snacks.
Do you want carrot or celery sticks?
What the heck. We're having
a mother-son, super-sized fun day.
I'm bringing both.
Wow.
I'm finally riding
on the Troller Coaster.
What if I'm not as brave as you?
You think I'm brave?
Well, I mean, I don't like labels,
but, you know...
"Brave," "tough as nails,"
"dashingly handsome.”
Yeah. Those all apply.
So, if I'm gonna do this,
tell me exactly what happens
on the Troller Coaster.
I'm assuming there's trolls.
Trolls galore.
Maybe it's better if I just show you.
Sit here.
Your cart takes you up the ramp
as the sound of machinery
fills your ears...
(IMITATES MACHINERY CLANKING)
Doesn't sound too scary to me.
And then you drop
straight down 100 feet.
(SCREAMING)
And then you pull into a 360.
And just when you least expect it,
troll, troll, troll.
Three trolls in a row?
I'm having palpitations.
You're gonna go on the ride
with me, right? I need you.
Well, I mean,
I'm kind of bored with it by now.
But if you really want your brave
big brother on the ride with you,
then okay.
Just remember, real courage
looks fear in the eye and says,
"Not today, fear."
Wow.
Kara, you've been so helpful.
I'm really lucky
you're my student mentor.
You are. I'm the best.
Well, your campus tour was amazing.
Although Fernando never
made it out of the gift shop.
I admit, I was a maniac, maniac...
At the store.
I was buying like
I've never bought before.
Let me show you to my room.
Immediately.
This outfit makes me want to Flashdance.
I'll get the chair.
Kimberlina, fill my bucket.
When did I become the normal one?
Hey, Kimmy. I changed my mind.
I need your help with my hormone shot.
It's a little harder to stick myself
in the butt than I thought.
I'll stick you in the butt.
Drop trou. Bend over.
Can't we start with
a little conversation first? I mean...
You know, maybe tell me I'm pretty?
Well, you're not my type,
but you're okay.
Step, touch, step,
pirouette, pas de bourrée,
back, spin.
Again.
Again?
We've been doing this for half an hour.
Can we please take a break?
I guess so.
It's not like anyone's watching us.
Let's have lunch.
This is wheat germ, kale and beets.
Yum!
Um, it's...
It's kind of chalky
and tastes like dirt.
I know. It's so much better
than it used to be.
Ooh, so, what do you do
at school besides dance?
Oh, we have lots of fun.
We warm up, we cool down, we stretch.
Oh! And on Fridays, we ice our joints.
But mostly, we dance.
So, no parties?
No hanging out at the mall with friends?
—No boys?
—Oh, no.
This isn't high school, it's SaFSPA.
And you're gonna love it.
"Get out while you still can"?
No. I love SaFSPA.
It's the best decision I ever made.
Run.
Now, don't you worry.
I've given lots of shots,
and I know how to make
the patient feel relaxed,
and at ease, and... Sweet cheese!
This isn't a needle. It's a lawn dart.
Not helping.
I'm sorry. Now, the key is
to distract the patient
so they don't see it coming.
(MIMICS PHONE RINGING)
Hello? Oh, it's for you.
Kimmy, I know this is gonna hurt.
Can we just get on with the pain?
Okay, but before I do, look.
I know we haven't always gotten along.
But the real truth is,
you're like a sister to me.
And I really want this baby thing
to work for you,
because you are gonna be a great mom.
Wow.
That's the sweetest thing
you've ever said to me.
I think I might cry.
Well, go ahead. We're done.
Here's your lollipop.
Wait. You gave me my shot already?
—Mmm-hmm.
—When?
While I was blathering on
about sister this and baby that.
Now...
If you'll excuse me,
I need to take this call.
I told you not
to call me on this banana.
(RIDE GROWLING)
Whoo! Who's ready for
the Troller Coaster?
I know I am.
Whoo-hoo! Yee—haw!
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
Mom, what are you doing?
I know. I'm just trying to stay pumped.
This wait has been excruciating.
Well, it will all be worth it
when we get the scare of our lives.
You're next. Are you alone?
Well, for now.
I broke up with my
boyfriend—slash—business—partner,
and now my high school
sweetheart might be back in the picture.
But who knows? I had to...
Oh, oh...
You mean for the ride.
Um...
Yeah, I'm alone.
Big surprise.
All right. We've got a single rider.
She's a lonely lady
with a complicated story.
Come on. Don't make her ride alone.
She's desperate.
Is that really necessary?
No, but it's the only joy I get.
Excuse me, guys.
Excuse me. Sorry, guys. Coming through.
Steve? What are you doing here?
He's cutting, is what he's doing here.
Hey, this is Craig, up top the TC.
We got a cutter.
Relax, pal. I'm a doctor.
What kind of doctor?
Podiatrist.
That's not a real doctor.
You sound like my mother.
Stephanie told me where to find you.
I just landed and I couldn't wait
to talk to you.
Okay. But can we do this someplace else?
Like, not inside a troll?
No. This cannot wait, okay?
I have something
extremely important to ask you.
How was your flight?
(RIDE GROWLING)
Did that troll just sneeze on me?
Okay. You're next.
You know what, Max?
What do you say
we ditch this kiddie ride
and go grab some funnel cakes?
Are you kidding? This is why we came.
Come on, guys. It's time to...
Rock 'n' troll.
I'm sorry, Max. I thought I could
do this, but I can't. It's too scary.
This is Craig, up top the TC.
Hold the ride.
We got a code three BBC.
That's a Big Baby Chicken.
Why are you freaking out?
You've already been on this.
Look, I lied, okay?
I hate roller coasters.
Even the tram ride from
the parking lot got me a little queasy.
Why would you lie to me?
Because for the first time ever,
you actually looked up to me.
You called me "brave."
Just remember what you told me.
Real courage looks fear
in the eye and says,
"Not today, fear."
Nah, doesn't sound like me.
I'm more of a "Fear, you make
a good point" kind of guy.
Well, if you're too scared
to do it, then...
Then let's just go home.
Wait. Hold on a second, Max. Look.
(SIGHS) I know this was your dream
and I don't want
to be the one to crush it.
Let's rock 'n' troll.
That's my hero.
Here we go.
Hey, Craig.
That would have been a great time
to press the "go" button.
—I'm not scared.
—I'm not scared.
(RIDE GROWLING)
Okay. Now I'm scared.
D.J., I've been thinking
a lot about you and me.
Yeah, I've been thinking
a lot about you, too.
Well...
Look, I don't know
how to tell you this, so...
I'm just gonna
come right out and say it.
—Oh, my God.
—(SCREAMING)
Max, in case we don't make it,
I'm sorry I stole money
from your secret stash
and ate your Skinny Cow ice cream.
And I'm sorry I fold your clothes
when you're sleeping.
You did...
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
(SCREAMING)
(GROWLING)
Hold me.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Whoa.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Holy chalupa.
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
Hey, did I say anything
about my feelings?
Mostly you just screamed,
"I don't want to die.”
To be fair, those were my feelings.
There's the line cutter right there.
Hey, where are you taking him?
Where all the cutters go.
Security Land.
D.J., wait for me.
We're alive.
Yes.
—MAX: That was amazing.
—I did not expect that first drop.
Oh, my gosh. That must
have been at least 200 feet.
—Yeah.
—That's straight down, plummeting.
—A troll got this close to our faces.
—II saw it.
Mom, we did it, and it was amazing.
We looked fear in the eye,
and we said...
(RETCHING)
Let's ride it again.
Is Cosmo gonna be okay, Dr. Tommy?
—All better.
—(STEPH CHUCKLES)
So, Stephanie,
have you noticed any side effects
from the hormone shot yet?
—No, I'm great.
—Really?
Because Kimmy tells me
you may experience nausea,
mood swings, sudden unexplained rage...
(ANGRILY) Fernando,
I told you I am fine.
(CHUCKLES)
I am so sorry. I don't know
where that came from.
Well, maybe it was the hormones.
(ANGRILY) I know where it came from.
(CHUCKLES)
I'm sorry. Wow.
Hey, guys.
There's my tiny dancer.
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
Oh, that's weird, it's SaFSPA.
Hello?
Yes, this is Ramona.
Wait, what?
This is so unfair.
How could you do this to me?
Thanks for ruining my life.
Well, is it good news or bad?
They said there's been a mix-up,
that there isn't a spot for me
after all.
This is completely unacceptable.
How can they do this to you?
Looks like I'm doomed
to a life of regular high school.
—I feel awful.
—Me, too.
(CRYING)
Why do we even bother living?
We're just ants marching in a line
that can be stepped on at any time.
Stephanie, are you okay?
(SNIFFLES)
Yeah. Yeah, sure. I'm fine. Why?
You guys are the weird ones.
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Just a minute.
Come in.
Hey, honey.
We feel so bad for you.
It's okay, guys.
I feel like I'll bounce back.
Someday.
Oh, you left your cell phone downstairs.
You didn't miss any messages.
Except this one, from Lola.
Would you like to read it, Fernando?
Certainly.
"Did your parents buy it when I called
"and pretended to be your dance school?
"LOL, LOL, winky face.”
That could mean anything.
Why don't you want
to go to dance school?
It's not because I don't love dancing.
I do.
I just realized that I don't want it
to be my whole life.
You know, I want to
be a regular teenager
and hang out with my friends,
and have a boyfriend,
and chew solid food.
So, why did you not tell us?
Because I thought you'd be disappointed.
And you guys have
done everything for me.
And I didn't want to let you down
after all the time and money
you've invested in me.
Honey, you're not an investment.
You're our daughter.
Our very expensive daughter.
Your dancing isn't
what's important to us.
Your happiness is.
Thanks, you guys.
You know, the fact that I don't have
to dance makes me want to dance.
Ah. The irony.
(SINGING) / don't have fo dance
I don't have fo dance
—She doesn't have fo dance
—/ don't have to dance
I don't have fo dance
Thanks, Mom. That was the best
last day of the best summer ever.
We've got the T-shirts to prove it.
Sodol.
You know what? I think we're approaching
the point in our relationship
where you might actually
be fun to be around.
For the first time, Max,
I can see the day when you're not gonna
be a constant pain in the butt.
Aw, more brother bonding.
Don't make this weird, Mom.
(DOOR BELL RINGS)
Oh, it's always open.
D.J., I gotta talk to you.
But I don't know how much time I have.
They could be right behind me.
—What are you talking about?
—I busted out of Security Land.
Well, actually,
I said, "lI have to go to the bathroom,"
and then I never came back.
Boys, can I have
a moment alone with Steve?
Why?
Well, you're a little too young
to understand.
Is it because Steve dumped CJ
and you dumped Matt
because you both still have
unresolved feelings for each other?
No. Well... Maybe. Just...
Go to your room, please.
(SIGHS)
Well, I guess Max kind of summed it up.
We do have all these feelings,
but we both just got out
of serious relationships.
So, what do we do now?
Well, part of me wants
to ask you out on a date,
but I don't think
it would be right for us
to just jump into something else
so quickly.
Yeah, I agree.
We both need time to deal with
what happened in Japan
so we don't bring in any baggage
with whatever happens next.
And when exactly does
"whatever happens next" happen?
I don't know.
Two weeks seems too soon.
Yeah, but six weeks
seems like way too long.
So, how about a month?
I've waited 20 years to be with you.
What's one more month?
Aw...
Look at you two. So cute.
(CRYING) You're having a moment,
and I just ruined it.
(SOBBING)
Oh! The old mariner.
Oh, look at him. He's so creepy.
But I love him so much.
(CONTINUES SOBBING)
Oh. Why am I going up the stairs
when my room is in the basement?
(CRYING)
I think I'd better get going.
So, um...
I'll see you in a month.
Starting right now.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
English — SDH
(YAWNS)
I have never been
this jet—lagged in my life.
I have no idea what time it is.
—It's 3:00.
—-P.M.?
AM.
—Tuesday?
—Thursday.
And you are...
I overslept.
I have to get to the clinic.
Steph, you've got Tommy at Gymboree.
Kimmy, you have groceries today.
I'll see you guys for dinner.
Deej... It's the middle of the night.
Oh, it's 3:00 a.m.?
Tuesday?
I am not doing this again.
What are we gonna do for five hours?
Well, you could give us a breakdown
on the whole are-you—getting—back
together—with—-Steve—or—not situation.
I don't know what's happening with us.
We haven't spoken since...
Japan.
All I know is, I'm single.
You have to meet my dentist.
The last thing I need right now
is to meet someone new.
Oh, he's happily married.
I just thought if you were single,
you might want your teeth whitened.
I am starving.
But my body clock is still
on Tokyo time.
So it's actually 7:00 p.m.
in the future.
What am I in the mood
for tomorrow night?
Something from your own house, perhaps?
No, that does not sound right.
Let's see.
I'll have a chicken leg,
a string cheese,
and a side of hormone shot.
No, those are mine, Fernando.
I have to give myself shots
to start this whole
in vitro fertilization process.
(SIGHS) But I hate needles.
I could help you.
I give Fernando
his allergy shots all the time.
She does. I am allergic to everything.
Grass, peanuts, balloon animals.
Balloons are fine,
but once they turn into poodles,
it is Sneezeville, USA.
Good morning.
Good evening.
Whatever it is.
How you doing?
(SCREAMS)
—What?
—What happened?
Ramona. Letter.
School.
I am also allergic
to pineapples, almonds, jazz...
Fine.
Let me see why Kimmy's freaking out.
(SCREAMS)
D.J.: What? What?
Ramona. Letter. School.
(SCREAMS)
Enough with the screaming.
Would somebody read the letter?
It's from the San Francisco
School of the Performing Arts.
I got in.
(SCREAMING EXCITEDLY)
Oh!
All our hard work paid off.
All of the carpools.
And the dance camps.
And the recital costumes.
Our dance dreams are finally
coming true.
Guys, I'm over here.
Ramona, this is not about you.
Oh. Yes, it is. Congratulations.
Bad news, Max.
You're 4'1" and three—quarters.
Ugh...
Wait a second.
I got this hair gunk from Uncle Jesse.
Okay. Try it now.
Huh! 42"!
(REPEATING EXCITEDLY) I did it.
Hey. What's going on?
Why does it look like
you've been struck by lightning?
I'm finally tall enough
to ride on the Troller Coaster.
It's the scariest roller coaster
at Mighty Mountain.
Oh, I love Mighty Mountain.
I haven't been there since high school,
when my hair got caught in the log ride.
I had big hair.
So, can I go, Mom?
(BEGGING REPEATEDLY) Please?
Sure. Why not?
Yes.
We can have a mother—son,
super-sized fun day.
I'll go pack us some snacks.
Do you want carrot or celery sticks?
What the heck. We're having
a mother-son, super-sized fun day.
I'm bringing both.
Wow.
I'm finally riding
on the Troller Coaster.
What if I'm not as brave as you?
You think I'm brave?
Well, I mean, I don't like labels,
but, you know...
"Brave," "tough as nails,"
"dashingly handsome.”
Yeah. Those all apply.
So, if I'm gonna do this,
tell me exactly what happens
on the Troller Coaster.
I'm assuming there's trolls.
Trolls galore.
Maybe it's better if I just show you.
Sit here.
Your cart takes you up the ramp
as the sound of machinery
fills your ears...
(IMITATES MACHINERY CLANKING)
Doesn't sound too scary to me.
And then you drop
straight down 100 feet.
(SCREAMING)
And then you pull into a 360.
And just when you least expect it,
troll, troll, troll.
Three trolls in a row?
I'm having palpitations.
You're gonna go on the ride
with me, right? I need you.
Well, I mean,
I'm kind of bored with it by now.
But if you really want your brave
big brother on the ride with you,
then okay.
Just remember, real courage
looks fear in the eye and says,
"Not today, fear."
Wow.
Kara, you've been so helpful.
I'm really lucky
you're my student mentor.
You are. I'm the best.
Well, your campus tour was amazing.
Although Fernando never
made it out of the gift shop.
I admit, I was a maniac, maniac...
At the store.
I was buying like
I've never bought before.
Let me show you to my room.
Immediately.
This outfit makes me want to Flashdance.
I'll get the chair.
Kimberlina, fill my bucket.
When did I become the normal one?
Hey, Kimmy. I changed my mind.
I need your help with my hormone shot.
It's a little harder to stick myself
in the butt than I thought.
I'll stick you in the butt.
Drop trou. Bend over.
Can't we start with
a little conversation first? I mean...
You know, maybe tell me I'm pretty?
Well, you're not my type,
but you're okay.
Step, touch, step,
pirouette, pas de bourrée,
back, spin.
Again.
Again?
We've been doing this for half an hour.
Can we please take a break?
I guess so.
It's not like anyone's watching us.
Let's have lunch.
This is wheat germ, kale and beets.
Yum!
Um, it's...
It's kind of chalky
and tastes like dirt.
I know. It's so much better
than it used to be.
Ooh, so, what do you do
at school besides dance?
Oh, we have lots of fun.
We warm up, we cool down, we stretch.
Oh! And on Fridays, we ice our joints.
But mostly, we dance.
So, no parties?
No hanging out at the mall with friends?
—No boys?
—Oh, no.
This isn't high school, it's SaFSPA.
And you're gonna love it.
"Get out while you still can"?
No. I love SaFSPA.
It's the best decision I ever made.
Run.
Now, don't you worry.
I've given lots of shots,
and I know how to make
the patient feel relaxed,
and at ease, and... Sweet cheese!
This isn't a needle. It's a lawn dart.
Not helping.
I'm sorry. Now, the key is
to distract the patient
so they don't see it coming.
(MIMICS PHONE RINGING)
Hello? Oh, it's for you.
Kimmy, I know this is gonna hurt.
Can we just get on with the pain?
Okay, but before I do, look.
I know we haven't always gotten along.
But the real truth is,
you're like a sister to me.
And I really want this baby thing
to work for you,
because you are gonna be a great mom.
Wow.
That's the sweetest thing
you've ever said to me.
I think I might cry.
Well, go ahead. We're done.
Here's your lollipop.
Wait. You gave me my shot already?
—Mmm-hmm.
—When?
While I was blathering on
about sister this and baby that.
Now...
If you'll excuse me,
I need to take this call.
I told you not
to call me on this banana.
(RIDE GROWLING)
Whoo! Who's ready for
the Troller Coaster?
I know I am.
Whoo-hoo! Yee—haw!
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
Mom, what are you doing?
I know. I'm just trying to stay pumped.
This wait has been excruciating.
Well, it will all be worth it
when we get the scare of our lives.
You're next. Are you alone?
Well, for now.
I broke up with my
boyfriend—slash—business—partner,
and now my high school
sweetheart might be back in the picture.
But who knows? I had to...
Oh, oh...
You mean for the ride.
Um...
Yeah, I'm alone.
Big surprise.
All right. We've got a single rider.
She's a lonely lady
with a complicated story.
Come on. Don't make her ride alone.
She's desperate.
Is that really necessary?
No, but it's the only joy I get.
Excuse me, guys.
Excuse me. Sorry, guys. Coming through.
Steve? What are you doing here?
He's cutting, is what he's doing here.
Hey, this is Craig, up top the TC.
We got a cutter.
Relax, pal. I'm a doctor.
What kind of doctor?
Podiatrist.
That's not a real doctor.
You sound like my mother.
Stephanie told me where to find you.
I just landed and I couldn't wait
to talk to you.
Okay. But can we do this someplace else?
Like, not inside a troll?
No. This cannot wait, okay?
I have something
extremely important to ask you.
How was your flight?
(RIDE GROWLING)
Did that troll just sneeze on me?
Okay. You're next.
You know what, Max?
What do you say
we ditch this kiddie ride
and go grab some funnel cakes?
Are you kidding? This is why we came.
Come on, guys. It's time to...
Rock 'n' troll.
I'm sorry, Max. I thought I could
do this, but I can't. It's too scary.
This is Craig, up top the TC.
Hold the ride.
We got a code three BBC.
That's a Big Baby Chicken.
Why are you freaking out?
You've already been on this.
Look, I lied, okay?
I hate roller coasters.
Even the tram ride from
the parking lot got me a little queasy.
Why would you lie to me?
Because for the first time ever,
you actually looked up to me.
You called me "brave."
Just remember what you told me.
Real courage looks fear
in the eye and says,
"Not today, fear."
Nah, doesn't sound like me.
I'm more of a "Fear, you make
a good point" kind of guy.
Well, if you're too scared
to do it, then...
Then let's just go home.
Wait. Hold on a second, Max. Look.
(SIGHS) I know this was your dream
and I don't want
to be the one to crush it.
Let's rock 'n' troll.
That's my hero.
Here we go.
Hey, Craig.
That would have been a great time
to press the "go" button.
—I'm not scared.
—I'm not scared.
(RIDE GROWLING)
Okay. Now I'm scared.
D.J., I've been thinking
a lot about you and me.
Yeah, I've been thinking
a lot about you, too.
Well...
Look, I don't know
how to tell you this, so...
I'm just gonna
come right out and say it.
—Oh, my God.
—(SCREAMING)
Max, in case we don't make it,
I'm sorry I stole money
from your secret stash
and ate your Skinny Cow ice cream.
And I'm sorry I fold your clothes
when you're sleeping.
You did...
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
(SCREAMING)
(GROWLING)
Hold me.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Whoa.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Holy chalupa.
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
Hey, did I say anything
about my feelings?
Mostly you just screamed,
"I don't want to die.”
To be fair, those were my feelings.
There's the line cutter right there.
Hey, where are you taking him?
Where all the cutters go.
Security Land.
D.J., wait for me.
We're alive.
Yes.
—MAX: That was amazing.
—I did not expect that first drop.
Oh, my gosh. That must
have been at least 200 feet.
—Yeah.
—That's straight down, plummeting.
—A troll got this close to our faces.
—II saw it.
Mom, we did it, and it was amazing.
We looked fear in the eye,
and we said...
(RETCHING)
Let's ride it again.
Is Cosmo gonna be okay, Dr. Tommy?
—All better.
—(STEPH CHUCKLES)
So, Stephanie,
have you noticed any side effects
from the hormone shot yet?
—No, I'm great.
—Really?
Because Kimmy tells me
you may experience nausea,
mood swings, sudden unexplained rage...
(ANGRILY) Fernando,
I told you I am fine.
(CHUCKLES)
I am so sorry. I don't know
where that came from.
Well, maybe it was the hormones.
(ANGRILY) I know where it came from.
(CHUCKLES)
I'm sorry. Wow.
Hey, guys.
There's my tiny dancer.
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
Oh, that's weird, it's SaFSPA.
Hello?
Yes, this is Ramona.
Wait, what?
This is so unfair.
How could you do this to me?
Thanks for ruining my life.
Well, is it good news or bad?
They said there's been a mix-up,
that there isn't a spot for me
after all.
This is completely unacceptable.
How can they do this to you?
Looks like I'm doomed
to a life of regular high school.
—I feel awful.
—Me, too.
(CRYING)
Why do we even bother living?
We're just ants marching in a line
that can be stepped on at any time.
Stephanie, are you okay?
(SNIFFLES)
Yeah. Yeah, sure. I'm fine. Why?
You guys are the weird ones.
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Just a minute.
Come in.
Hey, honey.
We feel so bad for you.
It's okay, guys.
I feel like I'll bounce back.
Someday.
Oh, you left your cell phone downstairs.
You didn't miss any messages.
Except this one, from Lola.
Would you like to read it, Fernando?
Certainly.
"Did your parents buy it when I called
"and pretended to be your dance school?
"LOL, LOL, winky face.”
That could mean anything.
Why don't you want
to go to dance school?
It's not because I don't love dancing.
I do.
I just realized that I don't want it
to be my whole life.
You know, I want to
be a regular teenager
and hang out with my friends,
and have a boyfriend,
and chew solid food.
So, why did you not tell us?
Because I thought you'd be disappointed.
And you guys have
done everything for me.
And I didn't want to let you down
after all the time and money
you've invested in me.
Honey, you're not an investment.
You're our daughter.
Our very expensive daughter.
Your dancing isn't
what's important to us.
Your happiness is.
Thanks, you guys.
You know, the fact that I don't have
to dance makes me want to dance.
Ah. The irony.
(SINGING) / don't have fo dance
I don't have fo dance
—She doesn't have fo dance
—/ don't have to dance
I don't have fo dance
Thanks, Mom. That was the best
last day of the best summer ever.
We've got the T-shirts to prove it.
Sodol.
You know what? I think we're approaching
the point in our relationship
where you might actually
be fun to be around.
For the first time, Max,
I can see the day when you're not gonna
be a constant pain in the butt.
Aw, more brother bonding.
Don't make this weird, Mom.
(DOOR BELL RINGS)
Oh, it's always open.
D.J., I gotta talk to you.
But I don't know how much time I have.
They could be right behind me.
—What are you talking about?
—I busted out of Security Land.
Well, actually,
I said, "lI have to go to the bathroom,"
and then I never came back.
Boys, can I have
a moment alone with Steve?
Why?
Well, you're a little too young
to understand.
Is it because Steve dumped CJ
and you dumped Matt
because you both still have
unresolved feelings for each other?
No. Well... Maybe. Just...
Go to your room, please.
(SIGHS)
Well, I guess Max kind of summed it up.
We do have all these feelings,
but we both just got out
of serious relationships.
So, what do we do now?
Well, part of me wants
to ask you out on a date,
but I don't think
it would be right for us
to just jump into something else
so quickly.
Yeah, I agree.
We both need time to deal with
what happened in Japan
so we don't bring in any baggage
with whatever happens next.
And when exactly does
"whatever happens next" happen?
I don't know.
Two weeks seems too soon.
Yeah, but six weeks
seems like way too long.
So, how about a month?
I've waited 20 years to be with you.
What's one more month?
Aw...
Look at you two. So cute.
(CRYING) You're having a moment,
and I just ruined it.
(SOBBING)
Oh! The old mariner.
Oh, look at him. He's so creepy.
But I love him so much.
(CONTINUES SOBBING)
Oh. Why am I going up the stairs
when my room is in the basement?
(CRYING)
I think I'd better get going.
So, um...
I'll see you in a month.
Starting right now.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
English — SDH