Fuller House (2016–…): Season 2, Episode 8 - A Tangled Web - full transcript
♪ La, la la la la la ♪
♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪
♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪
♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
♪ There's a heart, a hand to hold onto ♪
♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
♪ There's a face
Of somebody who needs you ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone ♪
♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ La, la la la la la ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
- El gato.
- Muy bien.
La leche.
This is too easy.
Give me some advanced Spanish.
I hope you never learn Spanish
so Papa and I can talk about you
without you understanding.
Yes, I would love a hotdog.
You really have a good ear for Spanish.
Namaste.
And then, I looked at you
and it was so funny!
And then, I looked at you
and it was even funnier!
Oh, gimme a Gibbler Nibbler.
Mmm...
Are we not the cutest?
Absolutely. You are not the cutest.
Hey, Jimmy. Did I tell you
that I wrote a song about you?
Man, just when I think this day
can't get any more magical, poof!
You go and pull a rabbit
out of my heart.
Come here, magic man.
Mmm...
We get it. Enough.
No thank you. I'm off carbs.
So, in closing,
88% of corn
was genetically modified in 2011.
That's five times as much
as 20 years ago.
Thank you.
The end.
Max, this is so exciting!
Your whole class is coming here
to see your sustainable farm project.
Oh, but the last time they came,
the boys left the bathroom a mess.
They're not great aimers.
Sometimes we're not aiming.
We're having fun peeing our name.
Well, just so you know, my project's
going to win the green ribbon.
Oh, yes, that green ribbon will be mine.
Max, it's not about winning.
It's about doing your best.
And never laugh like that again.
Well, word on the jungle gym
is Taylor's the one to beat.
I believe they're talking about it
on the swing set too.
Taylor.
What a pleasant surprise.
Hello, Doctor Fuller.
Is that a new perfume?
Enchanting.
Yeah, I just picked it up
at Nordstrom Rack and I...
Why am I telling you this?
Hello, I'm Taylor's dad.
And may I just add,
that is a beautiful blouse.
You think so? I find it a little busy.
Sorry.
Can I help you with something,
Taylor's dad?
We're just here to scout the venue.
We need lots of space to unveil Taylor's
solar-powered all-terrain vehicle.
Which I built all by myself.
- Right, Dad?
- Right, son.
Anyway, we're gonna need more room.
Can we get rid
of these boxes full of weeds?
Weeds?
This is my sustainable farm, man.
Adorable.
It so happens that my son
worked very hard on this.
Perhaps you're unaware that he was
the valedictorian of second grade.
Only because Taylor was studying abroad
at the foreign exchange program
for the academically gifted.
Max plays chess.
Taylor teaches chess.
Can I speak to you
privately for a moment?
You should really prepare your son
for his inevitable defeat.
It doesn't matter what the outcome is,
as long as he tries hard and has fun.
See, that is so comforting.
That is exactly what
you should say to him when he loses.
Taylor, let's go.
Let's go get a pre-victory snack.
Who wants a McRib?
Winners do!
I have two questions.
Did Taylor really build a solar-powered
ATV all by himself?
And secondly,
McRibs are back?
Yeah! McRibs are back for a limited time!
And no.
Taylor didn't build that thing.
His dad did.
If Taylor's dad can help him win,
then your mom can help you win.
But you said it wasn't about winning.
Oh.
No, that's when I thought
you were going to win.
Cosmo, pay attention.
My girlfriend Lola is bringing her
new dog, Spot, for me to watch overnight,
so I need you to play nicely
and be very careful where you sniff.
Lola wants us both to watch her dog.
I'm her boo, so I'm in charge.
Hey, Mr. In-charge,
your shirt's on backwards.
And inside out.
I know.
Now.
Hi, guys!
Meet Spot!
That's not a dog.
That's a tarantula.
Why would you name a tarantula Spot?
Because when he bites, he leaves a spot!
Ooh, you wanna pet him?
Well, your boo's in charge
so you should probably let him do that.
Oh, no, no... I'm a gentleman.
Ladies first.
I insist.
I gotta go. Here is
a box of crickets for his dinner.
And FYI, he loves being stroked
on his fuzzy little thorax.
Who doesn't?
- Thank you, guys.
- No problem!
Nah, don't worry, I got this, bae.
All right, see ya.
Bye.
I'll give you 20 bucks to watch him.
Let's be grateful
she left her snake at home.
She has a snake too?
Why am I so attracted to bad girls?
All right. Thanks so much, you guys.
This is my new song with my new band.
And I wrote this song
for my dreamy boyfriend, Jimmy.
It's called "The Boy Next Door."
Because Jimmy grew up next door,
and he's a boy.
Oh, that works on so many levels.
Two, three, four...
♪ Used to think I was unlucky in love ♪
♪ Lonely days
What my nights were made of ♪
♪ Broken hearts and
lots of empty wishes ♪
♪ Tired of wasting all
of my best kisses ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Opposites attract ♪
♪ Perfectly mismatched ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ We were black and white ♪
♪ Now it seems so right ♪
♪ Hey, hey, the boy next door ♪
♪ You could be the love
I've searched everywhere for ♪
♪ Hey, hey, the boy next door ♪
♪ Who'd have ever thought
it'd be him I would adore? ♪
♪ The b oy next door ♪
♪ Ooh, the boy next door ♪
♪ The b oy next door ♪
- ♪ It's him that I adore ♪
- ♪ The boy next door ♪
♪ Who'd have ever thought
it'd be the boy next door? ♪
Thank you, family
who would cheer for me even if I stunk.
Oh, no you slayed it.
I'm sorry, guys. Once I start crying,
there goes the whole day.
I too was deeply moved.
The last time I cried this much
was for Argentina.
People, pull it together.
It's a song, not Toy Story 3.
All right, you guys,
why don't you take a five?
- Steph, I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.
Hey, will you guys
put Tommy down for a nap?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, sure.
Max, Fernando and I
have a green ribbon to win.
Mom.
If we lose, you'll still love me, right?
Of course I will.
But we're gonna win,
so we don't have to find out.
Steph-osaurus, your song is so good,
you need to share it with the world.
You know, I could make a YouTube video.
Oh, I don't know.
I just wrote this song for you.
Well, it'll be the story of our love
set to your music.
Well, I don't expect
anything to come of this,
but... if it makes you happy,
then it makes me happy.
Great!
I'm already cutting it together
in my head.
It'll be a wide shot and then a close-up
and then a smash-cut, cut to commercial.
Man, it would be nice if there was
some place we could watch entertainment
where there were no commercials.
Hmm...
I'd pay a monthly fee for that.
Mom, I've brushed my teeth
and I'm ready for bed.
What? You wanna go to bed now?
And let Taylor's dad beat me?
Sleep is for losers!
But it's past my bedtime
and I don't wanna be tired tomorrow.
Oh, don't worry.
You're having a Red Bull for breakfast.
Now, come on, let's practice your speech.
I've put a lot of work into it
and I don't want you to screw it up.
But I thought my old speech
was pretty good.
Oh, well, no offense, but... I mean,
it sounded like an 8-year-old wrote it.
Max, I know you're
giving a science report
but... nobody wants to hear
a bunch of science!
Then what do they want?
Showbiz.
You know, Spot's kinda cute.
In the "ugliest thing I've ever seen
in my entire life" kinda way.
You like it, you feed it.
We'll do it together.
I'll get the lid and
you get the crickets.
OK.
We did great!
And we're still alive!
You know,
feeding things makes me hungry.
- Have you ever eaten an insect?
- No. But a ladybug flew up my nose once.
Why does all the cool
stuff happen to you?
OK, listen up.
No, don't do that.
All right, class,
we're down to our last presentation
for our One Kid Can
Make A Difference project.
To recap today, Sarah built a windmill
out of her old Barbie dolls.
And who can forget
Taylor and his solar-powered ATV,
which, as he keeps reminding us,
he made all by himself.
Let's hear it for my boy, Taylor!
Next up is Max Fuller.
Oh, wait, I have a special introduction.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
the Sultan of Sustainable Farming,
Max, the one kid
who can make a difference, Fuller.
♪ It's meant to be ♪
♪ Wa-ooh ♪
♪ If we just believe ♪
♪ Nothin's too far ♪
♪ Nothin's out of reach ♪
♪ Wa-ooh ♪
♪ If we just believe ♪
♪ Wa-ooh ♪
♪ It's meant to be ♪
♪ Wa-ooh ♪
♪ If we just believe ♪
♪ Nothin's too far ♪
♪ Nothin's out of reach ♪
♪ Wa-ooh ♪
♪ If we just believe... ♪
Let's make Earth great again!
Say it with me!
Let's make Earth great again!
Cue fire.
Ooh...
Citizens of Earth,
welcome to Max's Farmapalooza.
Who thinks fruits and vegetables
are good for you?
Well, they're even better for you
when they're grown organically,
with no pesticides.
Boo, pesticides!
Boo!
Yay, organic!
Yay!
OK, Steph.
It's been 12 hours.
Are you ready to see how many millions
of hits our "Boy Next Door" video has?
I'm sure it doesn't have millions.
Maybe tens of thousands.
OK, well, here we go.
And...
41 views?
37 thumbs down?
And all of the comments
say that we're annoying.
No, not this one. This one says,
"You need a haircut, you dirty hippie."
"And so does he!"?
Kimmy, come look at our video.
Are we annoying?
♪ Used to think I was unlucky in love ♪
♪ Lonely days
What my nights were made of ♪
♪ Broken hearts
and lots of empty wishes ♪
♪ Tired of wasting all
of my best kisses ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Opposites attract ♪
♪ Perfectly mismatched ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ We were black and white ♪
♪ Now it seems so right ♪
♪ Hey, hey, the boy next door... ♪
Yep, you're definitely annoying.
People hate my song.
No, they don't hate your song,
they hate my video.
I guess I'm not your magic man,
I'm your tragic man.
Just please take it down.
OK, but I need a Gibbler Nibbler first.
Even if it's a sad one.
Mmm...
Man, Stephanie is so bummed.
This is breaking my heart.
There's gotta be some way
we can fix this.
Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
What are you thinking?
That Tommy and Cosmo might be the answer.
Then no.
Boys and girls,
this egg was organically laid
by my happy, healthy,
free-range chickens.
Cue the chickens.
Meet Jesse, Joey, Danny and Becky!
Uh-oh, you know what that means?
That means everybody chicken dance!
And...
You are working those overalls.
OshKosh B'Gosh!
Morning, Spot.
Hola, Spot.
Spot?
Dios mio, he's gone!
What are the chances
we're ever gonna find him?
Spider!
I'd say pretty good.
People, people...
Why all the commotion?
Hey, Max, there's a spider on your head.
What?
Spider!
Mommy.
I'm flying in, Max.
Do not move.
- Mom, wait!
- Don't hurt that spider!
- I'll hold the terrarium, you flick.
- No, I'll hold the terrarium, you flick.
I don't care who holds or who flicks.
Just freaking flick!
Max, are you OK?
Say something.
OK.
Aw, that's so nice!
You took Spot out on his morning walk.
Of course we did.
We love the little fellow. Here.
Well, that was some presentation.
Oh, no, wait,
we still have our big finish.
Of course you do.
And in conclusion,
let's make Earth great again!
Cue fire.
Ooh...
Nailed it.
Hey, Mom, I'm all better.
I can do the big finish.
Oh, you're too late. I just nailed it.
I don't know how
I'm going to choose a winner,
but for 38K a year, that's my job.
Get ready to lose.
I was born ready.
To win, not to lose.
This insult thing is so hard.
Well, we've seen
some amazing presentations,
but the title of this project was
One Kid Can Make A Difference,
not One Kid, Their Parents
and Some Strange But Handsome Latin Man
Can Make A Difference.
Thank you for recognizing
my contribution.
Oh, I recognized.
Where was I?
Oh. Yeah.
The green ribbon goes to...
Sarah, whose Barbie doll windmill
really blew me away.
The rest of the class will all get
second place participation ribbons.
Class, back on the bus.
Hey.
This isn't over.
I'll see you at the Spring Science Fair.
Well, bring your sunscreen
and put it on 30 minutes before
'cause you're gonna get burned.
Hey!
That was actually pretty good.
Thank you, Taylor's dad.
What you doing, Max?
My homework.
And please. I don't need any help.
Yeah, I got a little carried away.
I let Taylor's dad get under my skin.
I probably would have won
if you'd let me do it by myself.
I know.
Yeah, I'm sorry I made it all about me.
You know, your project was really great
and you taught our family
so many ways to help the planet.
You really did make a difference.
Are you still mad at me?
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
And I hope you learned a good lesson,
young lady.
I did.
And I feel really bad.
Bad enough to raise my allowance?
Mmm... No.
Hey, I gave it a shot.
Green ribbon or not,
in my book, you are always a winner.
I love you so much.
I love you too, Mommy.
Hey, I have
a few hours of homework left,
can I have another Red Bull?
I am starting to crash...
Absolutely not.
See? I'm a good parent again.
All right, all right, I'm here.
What is it?
Have a seat.
OK.
So, we were thinking about how you said
that people don't really like your song...
I know what you guys are gonna say, OK?
That I shouldn't give up, blah, blah...
I should keep going, blah, blah...
The journey's more important than the...
Wake up!
We got something to show you.
Gibbler Style Party Planning presents...
A Kimmy Gibbler production.
Paid for by the
Kimberly Louise Gibbler Foundation.
♪ Used to think I was unlucky in love ♪
♪ Lonely days
What my nights were made of ♪
♪ Broken hearts and
lots of empty wishes ♪
♪ Tired of wasting all
of my best kisses ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Opposites attract ♪
♪ Perfectly mismatched ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ We were black and white ♪
♪ Now it seems so right ♪
♪ Hey, hey, the boy next door ♪
♪ You could be the love
I've searched everywhere for ♪
♪ Hey, hey, the boy next door ♪
♪ Who'd have ever thought
it'd be him I would adore? ♪
♪ The b oy next door ♪
♪ What's keeping me
from just running away? ♪
♪ That's what I do
so what's making me stay? ♪
♪ Used to think
he was just wasting my time... ♪
You guys, you just replaced me and Jimmy
with a dog and a baby.
You bet I did.
You're pandering
to the lowest common denominator.
It's got over 300,000 views.
You know, it's growing on me.
Your song is a hit.
Wow, I can't believe
that hundreds of thousands of people
are listening to my song.
It's a dream come true!
Yeah, our magic is back
and my nose is lonely.
Yeah, you guys really are annoying.
Jimmy, Kimmy, thank you.
You Gibblers really came through for me.
I don't know what to say.
How about, "Kimmy, you're a genius."
Kimmy, you're a genius.
"And you're beautiful."
And you're beautiful.
And you've always secretly
wished you were me.
Fine, you don't have to say it out loud.
I know.
Now give me a Gibbler Nibbler.
♪ One, two, three, four... ♪
♪ Whatever happened to predictability? ♪
♪ The milkman, the paperboy
The evening TV ♪
♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
♪ There's a heart, a hand to hold onto ♪
♪ Everywhere you look
Everywhere you go ♪
♪ There's a face
Of somebody who needs you ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ When you're lost out there
And you're all alone ♪
♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ La, la la la la la ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
- El gato.
- Muy bien.
La leche.
This is too easy.
Give me some advanced Spanish.
I hope you never learn Spanish
so Papa and I can talk about you
without you understanding.
Yes, I would love a hotdog.
You really have a good ear for Spanish.
Namaste.
And then, I looked at you
and it was so funny!
And then, I looked at you
and it was even funnier!
Oh, gimme a Gibbler Nibbler.
Mmm...
Are we not the cutest?
Absolutely. You are not the cutest.
Hey, Jimmy. Did I tell you
that I wrote a song about you?
Man, just when I think this day
can't get any more magical, poof!
You go and pull a rabbit
out of my heart.
Come here, magic man.
Mmm...
We get it. Enough.
No thank you. I'm off carbs.
So, in closing,
88% of corn
was genetically modified in 2011.
That's five times as much
as 20 years ago.
Thank you.
The end.
Max, this is so exciting!
Your whole class is coming here
to see your sustainable farm project.
Oh, but the last time they came,
the boys left the bathroom a mess.
They're not great aimers.
Sometimes we're not aiming.
We're having fun peeing our name.
Well, just so you know, my project's
going to win the green ribbon.
Oh, yes, that green ribbon will be mine.
Max, it's not about winning.
It's about doing your best.
And never laugh like that again.
Well, word on the jungle gym
is Taylor's the one to beat.
I believe they're talking about it
on the swing set too.
Taylor.
What a pleasant surprise.
Hello, Doctor Fuller.
Is that a new perfume?
Enchanting.
Yeah, I just picked it up
at Nordstrom Rack and I...
Why am I telling you this?
Hello, I'm Taylor's dad.
And may I just add,
that is a beautiful blouse.
You think so? I find it a little busy.
Sorry.
Can I help you with something,
Taylor's dad?
We're just here to scout the venue.
We need lots of space to unveil Taylor's
solar-powered all-terrain vehicle.
Which I built all by myself.
- Right, Dad?
- Right, son.
Anyway, we're gonna need more room.
Can we get rid
of these boxes full of weeds?
Weeds?
This is my sustainable farm, man.
Adorable.
It so happens that my son
worked very hard on this.
Perhaps you're unaware that he was
the valedictorian of second grade.
Only because Taylor was studying abroad
at the foreign exchange program
for the academically gifted.
Max plays chess.
Taylor teaches chess.
Can I speak to you
privately for a moment?
You should really prepare your son
for his inevitable defeat.
It doesn't matter what the outcome is,
as long as he tries hard and has fun.
See, that is so comforting.
That is exactly what
you should say to him when he loses.
Taylor, let's go.
Let's go get a pre-victory snack.
Who wants a McRib?
Winners do!
I have two questions.
Did Taylor really build a solar-powered
ATV all by himself?
And secondly,
McRibs are back?
Yeah! McRibs are back for a limited time!
And no.
Taylor didn't build that thing.
His dad did.
If Taylor's dad can help him win,
then your mom can help you win.
But you said it wasn't about winning.
Oh.
No, that's when I thought
you were going to win.
Cosmo, pay attention.
My girlfriend Lola is bringing her
new dog, Spot, for me to watch overnight,
so I need you to play nicely
and be very careful where you sniff.
Lola wants us both to watch her dog.
I'm her boo, so I'm in charge.
Hey, Mr. In-charge,
your shirt's on backwards.
And inside out.
I know.
Now.
Hi, guys!
Meet Spot!
That's not a dog.
That's a tarantula.
Why would you name a tarantula Spot?
Because when he bites, he leaves a spot!
Ooh, you wanna pet him?
Well, your boo's in charge
so you should probably let him do that.
Oh, no, no... I'm a gentleman.
Ladies first.
I insist.
I gotta go. Here is
a box of crickets for his dinner.
And FYI, he loves being stroked
on his fuzzy little thorax.
Who doesn't?
- Thank you, guys.
- No problem!
Nah, don't worry, I got this, bae.
All right, see ya.
Bye.
I'll give you 20 bucks to watch him.
Let's be grateful
she left her snake at home.
She has a snake too?
Why am I so attracted to bad girls?
All right. Thanks so much, you guys.
This is my new song with my new band.
And I wrote this song
for my dreamy boyfriend, Jimmy.
It's called "The Boy Next Door."
Because Jimmy grew up next door,
and he's a boy.
Oh, that works on so many levels.
Two, three, four...
♪ Used to think I was unlucky in love ♪
♪ Lonely days
What my nights were made of ♪
♪ Broken hearts and
lots of empty wishes ♪
♪ Tired of wasting all
of my best kisses ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Opposites attract ♪
♪ Perfectly mismatched ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ We were black and white ♪
♪ Now it seems so right ♪
♪ Hey, hey, the boy next door ♪
♪ You could be the love
I've searched everywhere for ♪
♪ Hey, hey, the boy next door ♪
♪ Who'd have ever thought
it'd be him I would adore? ♪
♪ The b oy next door ♪
♪ Ooh, the boy next door ♪
♪ The b oy next door ♪
- ♪ It's him that I adore ♪
- ♪ The boy next door ♪
♪ Who'd have ever thought
it'd be the boy next door? ♪
Thank you, family
who would cheer for me even if I stunk.
Oh, no you slayed it.
I'm sorry, guys. Once I start crying,
there goes the whole day.
I too was deeply moved.
The last time I cried this much
was for Argentina.
People, pull it together.
It's a song, not Toy Story 3.
All right, you guys,
why don't you take a five?
- Steph, I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.
Hey, will you guys
put Tommy down for a nap?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, sure.
Max, Fernando and I
have a green ribbon to win.
Mom.
If we lose, you'll still love me, right?
Of course I will.
But we're gonna win,
so we don't have to find out.
Steph-osaurus, your song is so good,
you need to share it with the world.
You know, I could make a YouTube video.
Oh, I don't know.
I just wrote this song for you.
Well, it'll be the story of our love
set to your music.
Well, I don't expect
anything to come of this,
but... if it makes you happy,
then it makes me happy.
Great!
I'm already cutting it together
in my head.
It'll be a wide shot and then a close-up
and then a smash-cut, cut to commercial.
Man, it would be nice if there was
some place we could watch entertainment
where there were no commercials.
Hmm...
I'd pay a monthly fee for that.
Mom, I've brushed my teeth
and I'm ready for bed.
What? You wanna go to bed now?
And let Taylor's dad beat me?
Sleep is for losers!
But it's past my bedtime
and I don't wanna be tired tomorrow.
Oh, don't worry.
You're having a Red Bull for breakfast.
Now, come on, let's practice your speech.
I've put a lot of work into it
and I don't want you to screw it up.
But I thought my old speech
was pretty good.
Oh, well, no offense, but... I mean,
it sounded like an 8-year-old wrote it.
Max, I know you're
giving a science report
but... nobody wants to hear
a bunch of science!
Then what do they want?
Showbiz.
You know, Spot's kinda cute.
In the "ugliest thing I've ever seen
in my entire life" kinda way.
You like it, you feed it.
We'll do it together.
I'll get the lid and
you get the crickets.
OK.
We did great!
And we're still alive!
You know,
feeding things makes me hungry.
- Have you ever eaten an insect?
- No. But a ladybug flew up my nose once.
Why does all the cool
stuff happen to you?
OK, listen up.
No, don't do that.
All right, class,
we're down to our last presentation
for our One Kid Can
Make A Difference project.
To recap today, Sarah built a windmill
out of her old Barbie dolls.
And who can forget
Taylor and his solar-powered ATV,
which, as he keeps reminding us,
he made all by himself.
Let's hear it for my boy, Taylor!
Next up is Max Fuller.
Oh, wait, I have a special introduction.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
the Sultan of Sustainable Farming,
Max, the one kid
who can make a difference, Fuller.
♪ It's meant to be ♪
♪ Wa-ooh ♪
♪ If we just believe ♪
♪ Nothin's too far ♪
♪ Nothin's out of reach ♪
♪ Wa-ooh ♪
♪ If we just believe ♪
♪ Wa-ooh ♪
♪ It's meant to be ♪
♪ Wa-ooh ♪
♪ If we just believe ♪
♪ Nothin's too far ♪
♪ Nothin's out of reach ♪
♪ Wa-ooh ♪
♪ If we just believe... ♪
Let's make Earth great again!
Say it with me!
Let's make Earth great again!
Cue fire.
Ooh...
Citizens of Earth,
welcome to Max's Farmapalooza.
Who thinks fruits and vegetables
are good for you?
Well, they're even better for you
when they're grown organically,
with no pesticides.
Boo, pesticides!
Boo!
Yay, organic!
Yay!
OK, Steph.
It's been 12 hours.
Are you ready to see how many millions
of hits our "Boy Next Door" video has?
I'm sure it doesn't have millions.
Maybe tens of thousands.
OK, well, here we go.
And...
41 views?
37 thumbs down?
And all of the comments
say that we're annoying.
No, not this one. This one says,
"You need a haircut, you dirty hippie."
"And so does he!"?
Kimmy, come look at our video.
Are we annoying?
♪ Used to think I was unlucky in love ♪
♪ Lonely days
What my nights were made of ♪
♪ Broken hearts
and lots of empty wishes ♪
♪ Tired of wasting all
of my best kisses ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Opposites attract ♪
♪ Perfectly mismatched ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ We were black and white ♪
♪ Now it seems so right ♪
♪ Hey, hey, the boy next door... ♪
Yep, you're definitely annoying.
People hate my song.
No, they don't hate your song,
they hate my video.
I guess I'm not your magic man,
I'm your tragic man.
Just please take it down.
OK, but I need a Gibbler Nibbler first.
Even if it's a sad one.
Mmm...
Man, Stephanie is so bummed.
This is breaking my heart.
There's gotta be some way
we can fix this.
Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
What are you thinking?
That Tommy and Cosmo might be the answer.
Then no.
Boys and girls,
this egg was organically laid
by my happy, healthy,
free-range chickens.
Cue the chickens.
Meet Jesse, Joey, Danny and Becky!
Uh-oh, you know what that means?
That means everybody chicken dance!
And...
You are working those overalls.
OshKosh B'Gosh!
Morning, Spot.
Hola, Spot.
Spot?
Dios mio, he's gone!
What are the chances
we're ever gonna find him?
Spider!
I'd say pretty good.
People, people...
Why all the commotion?
Hey, Max, there's a spider on your head.
What?
Spider!
Mommy.
I'm flying in, Max.
Do not move.
- Mom, wait!
- Don't hurt that spider!
- I'll hold the terrarium, you flick.
- No, I'll hold the terrarium, you flick.
I don't care who holds or who flicks.
Just freaking flick!
Max, are you OK?
Say something.
OK.
Aw, that's so nice!
You took Spot out on his morning walk.
Of course we did.
We love the little fellow. Here.
Well, that was some presentation.
Oh, no, wait,
we still have our big finish.
Of course you do.
And in conclusion,
let's make Earth great again!
Cue fire.
Ooh...
Nailed it.
Hey, Mom, I'm all better.
I can do the big finish.
Oh, you're too late. I just nailed it.
I don't know how
I'm going to choose a winner,
but for 38K a year, that's my job.
Get ready to lose.
I was born ready.
To win, not to lose.
This insult thing is so hard.
Well, we've seen
some amazing presentations,
but the title of this project was
One Kid Can Make A Difference,
not One Kid, Their Parents
and Some Strange But Handsome Latin Man
Can Make A Difference.
Thank you for recognizing
my contribution.
Oh, I recognized.
Where was I?
Oh. Yeah.
The green ribbon goes to...
Sarah, whose Barbie doll windmill
really blew me away.
The rest of the class will all get
second place participation ribbons.
Class, back on the bus.
Hey.
This isn't over.
I'll see you at the Spring Science Fair.
Well, bring your sunscreen
and put it on 30 minutes before
'cause you're gonna get burned.
Hey!
That was actually pretty good.
Thank you, Taylor's dad.
What you doing, Max?
My homework.
And please. I don't need any help.
Yeah, I got a little carried away.
I let Taylor's dad get under my skin.
I probably would have won
if you'd let me do it by myself.
I know.
Yeah, I'm sorry I made it all about me.
You know, your project was really great
and you taught our family
so many ways to help the planet.
You really did make a difference.
Are you still mad at me?
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
And I hope you learned a good lesson,
young lady.
I did.
And I feel really bad.
Bad enough to raise my allowance?
Mmm... No.
Hey, I gave it a shot.
Green ribbon or not,
in my book, you are always a winner.
I love you so much.
I love you too, Mommy.
Hey, I have
a few hours of homework left,
can I have another Red Bull?
I am starting to crash...
Absolutely not.
See? I'm a good parent again.
All right, all right, I'm here.
What is it?
Have a seat.
OK.
So, we were thinking about how you said
that people don't really like your song...
I know what you guys are gonna say, OK?
That I shouldn't give up, blah, blah...
I should keep going, blah, blah...
The journey's more important than the...
Wake up!
We got something to show you.
Gibbler Style Party Planning presents...
A Kimmy Gibbler production.
Paid for by the
Kimberly Louise Gibbler Foundation.
♪ Used to think I was unlucky in love ♪
♪ Lonely days
What my nights were made of ♪
♪ Broken hearts and
lots of empty wishes ♪
♪ Tired of wasting all
of my best kisses ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Opposites attract ♪
♪ Perfectly mismatched ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
♪ We were black and white ♪
♪ Now it seems so right ♪
♪ Hey, hey, the boy next door ♪
♪ You could be the love
I've searched everywhere for ♪
♪ Hey, hey, the boy next door ♪
♪ Who'd have ever thought
it'd be him I would adore? ♪
♪ The b oy next door ♪
♪ What's keeping me
from just running away? ♪
♪ That's what I do
so what's making me stay? ♪
♪ Used to think
he was just wasting my time... ♪
You guys, you just replaced me and Jimmy
with a dog and a baby.
You bet I did.
You're pandering
to the lowest common denominator.
It's got over 300,000 views.
You know, it's growing on me.
Your song is a hit.
Wow, I can't believe
that hundreds of thousands of people
are listening to my song.
It's a dream come true!
Yeah, our magic is back
and my nose is lonely.
Yeah, you guys really are annoying.
Jimmy, Kimmy, thank you.
You Gibblers really came through for me.
I don't know what to say.
How about, "Kimmy, you're a genius."
Kimmy, you're a genius.
"And you're beautiful."
And you're beautiful.
And you've always secretly
wished you were me.
Fine, you don't have to say it out loud.
I know.
Now give me a Gibbler Nibbler.
♪ One, two, three, four... ♪