Fuller House (2016–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Partnerships in the Night - full transcript
Stephanie and Kimmy form a strange partnership, D.J.'s boss retires, and Max has Jackson and Ramona right where he wants them.
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(POP MUSIC PLAYING
THROUGH SPEAKERS)
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
Hey, little mummy.
Where'd you come from?
MAX: A little help here?
Oh. I think I know.
All the toilet paper's gone.
And I've got a situation.
Tommy, when you use
the last piece of toilet paper,
you really should
put on a new roll.
It's common courtesy, kid.
Here, Max. Help yourself.
This will not meet my needs.
You know what? Just
give me the whole baby.
(DOOR OPENS)
Good morning.
And now, good night.
Stephanie, you're just
coming home from last night?
Is this what the kids
call the walk of shame?
There's no shame.
And no walk. I took an Uber.
Ah. I had the best
night last night.
It so happens that your little
sister is now a little famous.
Okay, there are no kids in the room.
I guess it's safe to ask. What for?
Well, since I broke up with
Hunter Pence on national TV,
singing Take Me
Out to the Ball Game,
every single guy in the city wants to
take me out for peanuts and Cracker Jack.
And tequila shots.
- Aspirin?
- Ugh. No, Mylanta.
Are you mocking me? How rude!
No. I need my Mylanta.
Ugh!
So, how was your
first date with Matt
in the Who Gets to Be D.J.'s
Boyfriend, Matt or Steve contest?
It's not a contest.
I wasn't even looking to date, and
then two great guys asked me out.
I said okay, because I'm polite.
And they're hot.
But who's winning?
Well, I haven't been
out with Steve yet, but...
My date with Matt
last night was fantastic.
Oh, when I'm with
him, I think he's the guy.
So, Matt's winning.
Yeah, but then when I'm
with Steve, I think he's the guy.
So, Steve's winning?
I don't know. Just give
me a hit of that Mylanta.
I get it. Some
decisions are tough.
Like, when I'm in bed today, do I
watch The View, The Talk or The Real?
A, you need a job.
B, always go with The View.
Yeah. I'll be there at 11:00.
Yeah. The bouncy castle and
the fairy princess get there at noon.
Of course there'll be
booze. It's a children's party.
Deej, don't worry. Gibbler
Style's got this kiddie gig today,
but everything's ready for your
boss's retirement party tonight.
Oh! About the party,
Dr. Harmon just e-mailed me.
He wants to change
it to an Indian theme.
Instead of retiring to Florida, he's
moving to an ashram in Mumbai.
But I already have a whole
senior citizen theme ready to go.
Shuffleboard, dinner at 4:30,
then we're going to yell at
some kids to get off the lawn.
You have got to
make this happen.
I'm pretty sure that
Dr. Harmon is gonna announce
that I'll be taking
over the pet clinic.
I'll finally be my own boss.
Aw. All those years of
being bossy finally paid off.
Well, it has always been a dream
of mine to own my own pet clinic.
Well, that, and being 5'10", but
this one can actually come true.
But how can I change a
whole party in one day?
It's not like I have
a magic wand.
Oh, wait. Yeah. I got
a whole bag of them.
(SIGHS) But to do this last-minute,
I'm gonna need to hire help.
Why are you looking at me? I
have a very busy day planned.
You're watching The View.
And tweeting about it.
You know, that
Raven-Symoné is never wrong.
Oh, what does she know?
She's a child actress.
But you can use the money while
you're launching your singing career.
Hey, I have an open mike night
booked next week at Joe's Coffee Shop.
What's it pay?
Well, actually, I
have to pay them.
- All right, I'm in.
- Not so fast.
I can't hire someone off the
street without an interview.
Have a seat, Ms. Tanner.
- Okay.
- (CLEARS THROAT)
How did you first hear
about Gibbler Style?
From that dumb
T-shirt you're wearing.
Applicant is snarky and (SNIFFS)
smells like tequila.
I'll need to check
your references.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Yes, Kimmy?
- Oh.
I hope this isn't a bad time.
I'm calling in regards to a, uh...
Stephanie Tanner.
What can you tell me about her?
She's broke. Just hire her.
Well, your references check out.
And I'm desperate.
Welcome to the wonderful world
of Gibbler Style party planning.
- Thank you, Kimmy.
- Ah-ah.
During business hours, you
shall refer to me as Ms. Gibbler.
I quit.
You can't quit now.
You're indispensable.
Go to the store and order everything
they have that's remotely Indian.
Oh, and before
making any decisions,
always crawl inside my
brain and ask yourself,
"What would Kimmy do?"
And then don't do it?
Okay, I got my mom's
laptop and her password.
And I've got the link.
D.J.: See you guys later.
Hey. Don't forget
the party's tonight.
It's a big night for your mom.
- Oh, I can't wait. I love you, Mom.
- Love you, D.J.
Are you two up to something?
Nope. J-Money
just keeping it real.
Okay. I love you guys.
- Bye!
- Love you too, Mom. Bye.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Why is your mom always so suspicious?
In her defense, we
did just steal her laptop.
Okay, I bypassed
the parental lock.
Good. Now I click this link,
and we can watch any R-rated
movie without a parent or guardian.
Yes!
(OMINOUS MUSIC
PLAYS THROUGH LAPTOP)
Uh, that's not a
good sign, right?
Not unless we're
pirating a pirate movie.
Oh, no! My mom is gonna kill us.
Oh, we've got to get rid of this virus.
That's gonna cost 100
bucks. I'm good for $30.
And I got $20. Where
are we gonna find the rest?
Well, well, well.
Sounds like someone needs a
loan from the First Bank of Max.
Charlie's paw is as good as new.
Charlie, sit.
Charlie, high 10.
Good girl.
All right.
Bye, Charlie!
Excuse me, Dr. Fuller.
Can you consult with me
briefly on a veterinary matter?
Of course, Dr. Harmon.
Is this about the
cocker spaniel...
Oh! I just had so much fun last
night. I had to get that out of my system.
I completely understand.
Nothing unprofessional
about that at all.
Or this.
Well...
Matt told me you two
were getting along, but...
You're really getting along.
- Dad! What the...
- (LAUGHING)
Hey!
- Dr. Harmon, welcome back.
- Hi.
You'll be happy to know that since
you've been on vacation, business is up.
I can always count on you, D.J.
Well, you have for the last seven
years, three months and six days.
But who's counting?
You're the best.
That's why I feel so confident handing
over my business to my son, Matt.
Thank you so... Matt?
- Really?
- Yeah.
- This is so unexpected.
- (LAUGHS)
Yeah, I certainly
didn't expect it.
Well, I always wanted my son to take
over the clinic, but it seemed impossible
until Matt came back to San
Francisco to be closer to you.
So, in a way, you
made all this happen.
Thank you, D.J.
Oh. You're so welcome.
It's all meant to be.
The universe is
saying yes. (LAUGHS)
Well, the universe
could be wrong.
The universe is never wrong.
Wow.
I did not see that coming.
Yeah, me neither.
Oh, my. Are you upset with me?
No, I'm not upset.
I'm just disappointed.
I've been working for your father for
seven years, three months and six days.
He's always talked about
handing the clinic over to me.
But I get it. You're his son.
You know, I did run
my own clinic in Miami.
So it's not that
I'm not qualified.
You're a great vet.
But I'm a great vet, too,
and I've always dreamed
of owning my own business.
I'd like to take the rest of the
day off to just think about all of this.
- Do you mind covering for me?
- Of course. Whatever you need.
I'll see you at the party.
The big, fun party. Yay!
So...
You two need money?
It's your lucky day.
I happen to have money.
Lots of money.
- How much?
- I just told you. Lots.
Now, before I go
into my secret vault,
could you guys close your eyes
and turn away from the closet?
(SIGHS) Your secret
vault is in the closet?
Is it?
Or is that what I
want you to think?
You'll never know.
Or care. We just want the money.
You may open your eyes.
Wow! And they call me J-Money.
Nobody calls you J-Money.
Where'd you get all that cash?
Birthdays, Christmases, allowances,
lemonade stands, couch cushions...
We get it, Max.
The dryer, car seats, pants
pockets and wishing fountains.
I jump in after
the people leave.
So, how much do you need?
Fifty dollars.
Here you go. Fifty chalupas.
Oh!
Wow. Thanks, Max.
We'll pay you back ASAP.
No way.
You pay me back
as soon as possible.
And until then, you'll have
to make interest payments.
- What does that mean?
- Show interest in me.
How about a foot massage?
- Uh, I am not rubbing your feet.
- Fine.
Let Mom find out about
her virus-infected laptop.
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
You'd better get
to rubbing, bro.
Uh, I am not doing this alone.
Come on, people.
I have enough
feet for both of you.
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
It's awfully quiet in here.
How about some
This Little Piggy?
"This little piggy
went to market..."
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Gentle.
"This little piggy
went to market..."
Oh. Good, you're back. The
guests will be here in a couple hours.
So I went to the store like
you suggested. It was so easy.
Oh. And I had so
much extra time,
I did indeed ask myself,
"What would Kimmy do?"
And you know what you did?
No. What did I do?
You got the perfect addition
to an Indian-themed party.
I did? Of course I did.
It's in the backyard. Come here.
- You are gonna love this.
- Mmm.
Oh.
Holy cow!
Yes, exactly. It's a sacred cow.
In the kitchen?
You can see the broken
fence around its neck.
It's obvious I
didn't invite her in.
This is not what Kimmy would do.
Oh, this is exactly
what Kimmy would do.
You don't know me at all.
You have a cheesecake purse.
You have a problem with a cow?
- I told you...
- Kimmy. No, this is gonna...
- In the backyard, it's gonna...
- Just because it's dairy...
- Wow! That's awesome.
- Oh! Cool.
Nice cow, Mom.
Where'd you get it?
It's not my cow.
Mmm. Someone's in a mood.
What, I can't make a cow joke
with a cow standing in the kitchen?
If you don't like that
one, I've got udders.
Can I pet her, Kimmy?
- Still not my cow.
- Yeah, sure, Max.
Go on. She's like a big puppy,
you know, surrounded by flies.
- D.J.: I'm home!
- Oh, no!
If Mom sees Kimmy's cow,
she's gonna have a cow.
It's not my cow!
How are we gonna get
this thing out of here?
I have no idea. This
is my first cattle drive.
- On three!
- All right.
One, two, three!
(ALL MOOING)
(ALL CHATTERING)
STEPH: And, go!
Hey, where is everybody?
Uh, not in the kitchen!
We're safe.
Ugh, you would
not believe my day.
Ooh, it smells terrible in here.
Who farted?
Can you believe that after seven
years of dedication and hard work,
Dr. Harmon's gonna
give the business to Matt?
- (COW MOOING)
- ALL: (SHOUTING) Boo!
(CONTINUES BOOING)
Aw. Thank you,
guys, for the support.
Oh, darn it! We're out of milk.
No, we're not.
Uh, you know, Deej,
why don't you go upstairs,
and lie down in your big,
comfy bed, you know, up there?
Just because I didn't get the clinic
doesn't mean my dream can't come true.
Maybe I should
open my own clinic.
Whew! And a window.
You know, maybe the universe is
telling me it's time to do my own thing.
I mean, if it's my dream, then
it's up to me to make it happen.
Am I right?
- Oh! Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Totally.
- Yeah.
Why are you all
standing there in a line?
Because we are a family
united in support of your dream.
- Yep.
- (ALL AGREEING)
So, go upstairs, take that
nap and start dreaming.
(SPOON CLATTERS)
- ALL: I've got it!
- I'll get it.
Okay.
I'm gonna go upstairs
and take a nice warm bath,
and when I come back, I want
Kimmy's cow out of my kitchen.
Maybe it is my cow.
(COW MOOING)
(SITAR MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Max, when we
borrowed that money,
we didn't know we were
gonna be your full-time servants.
Yeah, we already washed your bike,
checked under your bed for monsters...
Silence!
You will have your freedom back
as soon as you pay me my money.
Are those grapes?
Why aren't they in my mouth?
Swami Tommy with his hot mommy.
Where did you get that
hat? Turban Outfitters?
That's funny.
How come you didn't return my calls? I
want to talk to you about the business.
Yeah, sorry, I've been
figuring things out,
and I think it's time for
me to do my own thing.
You're thinking about leaving?
We don't get to talk about this?
- I need you up here, son. Come on.
- No...
(DR. HARMON CLEARS THROAT)
Namaste, everyone.
I'd like to raise a glass to my son,
Matt, who is taking over Harmon Pet Care.
To Matt!
(APPLAUSE)
And, of course, I'd like
to thank Dr. D.J. Fuller
for seven years
of helping me out.
D.J., come say a few words.
- MAN: D. J.!
- (CHEERING)
Oh, thank you.
And you're welcome, Dr. Harmon,
for seven years of helping you out.
After careful
consideration, I've decided
to open up my own pet clinic.
(PEOPLE MURMURING)
So, I'll be moving on.
- What?
- No!
But, please, continue
to enjoy the party.
Stephanie, this party's a dud.
It's not my fault. D.J.
bummed everybody out.
No, it's not just that.
Your sacred cow
got into the curry
and we're about 15 minutes
away from Cowmageddon.
(BELCHES)
- This is the last straw.
- What now?
I just said. This
is the last straw.
Kimmy, it's time for us to ask,
"What would Stephanie do?"
Fine. What would Stephanie do?
Well, in all my
years of deejaying,
I have learned that one thing
always brings people joy, dance.
Hey. Hit it!
(INDIAN DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Come on. Everybody
on the dance floor!
No. This is really not my thing.
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
- Yeah!
- (ALL CHEERING)
Thank you, Gibbler
Style. What a party!
And because I am forsaking
all material possessions,
I am giving you a
very large bonus.
- Oh. Thank you.
- Well, you thought of everything.
The sacred cow, the happy
dance, even valet parking.
We didn't have valet parking.
Oh. I paid a guy
to steal my car.
Well, uh, I guess the universe
wants you to walk home.
Ah.
Wow. This is the biggest tip
Gibbler Style has ever gotten.
Turns out you did a great
job. Thank you, Stephanie.
You're welcome, Kimmy.
I used to think of you as
D.J.'s annoying little sister.
But you're actually a talented,
creative, beautiful young woman.
Well, thank you.
And I used to think
of you as a goofball.
And?
And I still do.
I like your honesty.
How would you like to be a
junior partner at Gibbler Style?
Oh. Well, can I get a dental
plan and a company car?
How about a toothbrush
and a bus pass?
I'm in. Put 'er there, partner.
Junior partner.
Hey guys, can we talk?
Oh, now what do
you want, a kidney?
I realized something
during the dance.
Life is short.
We must savor every moment.
I will no longer
boss you around.
(GASPS) Really?
Yes. Be at peace, my children.
And we don't have
to pay you back?
Of course you do. I'm
at peace. I'm not an idiot.
D.J., I don't want you to
leave Harmon Pet Care.
Well, I really don't want
to, either, but I think it's time.
But we are too good of
a team to break this up.
Listen, this is what I've
been trying to tell you.
I want you and I to be partners.
Oh. Oh. Oh!
Let's run the clinic
together, 50-50.
You really want to give
me half the business?
Yes.
Harmon-Fuller Pet Care.
Or Fuller-Harmon Pet Care.
As long as we still do pet care.
Is that a good idea, mixing
business with pleasure?
It's been working fine so far.
Well, I really do love all
our clients and all our pets.
They're like a
second family to me.
And I really love
working with you.
Yeah, I am pretty great.
So, was that a yes, partner?
That's a yes, partner.
Now that we're done with the
business, can we mix in a little pleasure?
(INDIAN DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
English -SDH
(POP MUSIC PLAYING
THROUGH SPEAKERS)
(MUSIC STOPS PLAYING)
Hey, little mummy.
Where'd you come from?
MAX: A little help here?
Oh. I think I know.
All the toilet paper's gone.
And I've got a situation.
Tommy, when you use
the last piece of toilet paper,
you really should
put on a new roll.
It's common courtesy, kid.
Here, Max. Help yourself.
This will not meet my needs.
You know what? Just
give me the whole baby.
(DOOR OPENS)
Good morning.
And now, good night.
Stephanie, you're just
coming home from last night?
Is this what the kids
call the walk of shame?
There's no shame.
And no walk. I took an Uber.
Ah. I had the best
night last night.
It so happens that your little
sister is now a little famous.
Okay, there are no kids in the room.
I guess it's safe to ask. What for?
Well, since I broke up with
Hunter Pence on national TV,
singing Take Me
Out to the Ball Game,
every single guy in the city wants to
take me out for peanuts and Cracker Jack.
And tequila shots.
- Aspirin?
- Ugh. No, Mylanta.
Are you mocking me? How rude!
No. I need my Mylanta.
Ugh!
So, how was your
first date with Matt
in the Who Gets to Be D.J.'s
Boyfriend, Matt or Steve contest?
It's not a contest.
I wasn't even looking to date, and
then two great guys asked me out.
I said okay, because I'm polite.
And they're hot.
But who's winning?
Well, I haven't been
out with Steve yet, but...
My date with Matt
last night was fantastic.
Oh, when I'm with
him, I think he's the guy.
So, Matt's winning.
Yeah, but then when I'm
with Steve, I think he's the guy.
So, Steve's winning?
I don't know. Just give
me a hit of that Mylanta.
I get it. Some
decisions are tough.
Like, when I'm in bed today, do I
watch The View, The Talk or The Real?
A, you need a job.
B, always go with The View.
Yeah. I'll be there at 11:00.
Yeah. The bouncy castle and
the fairy princess get there at noon.
Of course there'll be
booze. It's a children's party.
Deej, don't worry. Gibbler
Style's got this kiddie gig today,
but everything's ready for your
boss's retirement party tonight.
Oh! About the party,
Dr. Harmon just e-mailed me.
He wants to change
it to an Indian theme.
Instead of retiring to Florida, he's
moving to an ashram in Mumbai.
But I already have a whole
senior citizen theme ready to go.
Shuffleboard, dinner at 4:30,
then we're going to yell at
some kids to get off the lawn.
You have got to
make this happen.
I'm pretty sure that
Dr. Harmon is gonna announce
that I'll be taking
over the pet clinic.
I'll finally be my own boss.
Aw. All those years of
being bossy finally paid off.
Well, it has always been a dream
of mine to own my own pet clinic.
Well, that, and being 5'10", but
this one can actually come true.
But how can I change a
whole party in one day?
It's not like I have
a magic wand.
Oh, wait. Yeah. I got
a whole bag of them.
(SIGHS) But to do this last-minute,
I'm gonna need to hire help.
Why are you looking at me? I
have a very busy day planned.
You're watching The View.
And tweeting about it.
You know, that
Raven-Symoné is never wrong.
Oh, what does she know?
She's a child actress.
But you can use the money while
you're launching your singing career.
Hey, I have an open mike night
booked next week at Joe's Coffee Shop.
What's it pay?
Well, actually, I
have to pay them.
- All right, I'm in.
- Not so fast.
I can't hire someone off the
street without an interview.
Have a seat, Ms. Tanner.
- Okay.
- (CLEARS THROAT)
How did you first hear
about Gibbler Style?
From that dumb
T-shirt you're wearing.
Applicant is snarky and (SNIFFS)
smells like tequila.
I'll need to check
your references.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Yes, Kimmy?
- Oh.
I hope this isn't a bad time.
I'm calling in regards to a, uh...
Stephanie Tanner.
What can you tell me about her?
She's broke. Just hire her.
Well, your references check out.
And I'm desperate.
Welcome to the wonderful world
of Gibbler Style party planning.
- Thank you, Kimmy.
- Ah-ah.
During business hours, you
shall refer to me as Ms. Gibbler.
I quit.
You can't quit now.
You're indispensable.
Go to the store and order everything
they have that's remotely Indian.
Oh, and before
making any decisions,
always crawl inside my
brain and ask yourself,
"What would Kimmy do?"
And then don't do it?
Okay, I got my mom's
laptop and her password.
And I've got the link.
D.J.: See you guys later.
Hey. Don't forget
the party's tonight.
It's a big night for your mom.
- Oh, I can't wait. I love you, Mom.
- Love you, D.J.
Are you two up to something?
Nope. J-Money
just keeping it real.
Okay. I love you guys.
- Bye!
- Love you too, Mom. Bye.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Why is your mom always so suspicious?
In her defense, we
did just steal her laptop.
Okay, I bypassed
the parental lock.
Good. Now I click this link,
and we can watch any R-rated
movie without a parent or guardian.
Yes!
(OMINOUS MUSIC
PLAYS THROUGH LAPTOP)
Uh, that's not a
good sign, right?
Not unless we're
pirating a pirate movie.
Oh, no! My mom is gonna kill us.
Oh, we've got to get rid of this virus.
That's gonna cost 100
bucks. I'm good for $30.
And I got $20. Where
are we gonna find the rest?
Well, well, well.
Sounds like someone needs a
loan from the First Bank of Max.
Charlie's paw is as good as new.
Charlie, sit.
Charlie, high 10.
Good girl.
All right.
Bye, Charlie!
Excuse me, Dr. Fuller.
Can you consult with me
briefly on a veterinary matter?
Of course, Dr. Harmon.
Is this about the
cocker spaniel...
Oh! I just had so much fun last
night. I had to get that out of my system.
I completely understand.
Nothing unprofessional
about that at all.
Or this.
Well...
Matt told me you two
were getting along, but...
You're really getting along.
- Dad! What the...
- (LAUGHING)
Hey!
- Dr. Harmon, welcome back.
- Hi.
You'll be happy to know that since
you've been on vacation, business is up.
I can always count on you, D.J.
Well, you have for the last seven
years, three months and six days.
But who's counting?
You're the best.
That's why I feel so confident handing
over my business to my son, Matt.
Thank you so... Matt?
- Really?
- Yeah.
- This is so unexpected.
- (LAUGHS)
Yeah, I certainly
didn't expect it.
Well, I always wanted my son to take
over the clinic, but it seemed impossible
until Matt came back to San
Francisco to be closer to you.
So, in a way, you
made all this happen.
Thank you, D.J.
Oh. You're so welcome.
It's all meant to be.
The universe is
saying yes. (LAUGHS)
Well, the universe
could be wrong.
The universe is never wrong.
Wow.
I did not see that coming.
Yeah, me neither.
Oh, my. Are you upset with me?
No, I'm not upset.
I'm just disappointed.
I've been working for your father for
seven years, three months and six days.
He's always talked about
handing the clinic over to me.
But I get it. You're his son.
You know, I did run
my own clinic in Miami.
So it's not that
I'm not qualified.
You're a great vet.
But I'm a great vet, too,
and I've always dreamed
of owning my own business.
I'd like to take the rest of the
day off to just think about all of this.
- Do you mind covering for me?
- Of course. Whatever you need.
I'll see you at the party.
The big, fun party. Yay!
So...
You two need money?
It's your lucky day.
I happen to have money.
Lots of money.
- How much?
- I just told you. Lots.
Now, before I go
into my secret vault,
could you guys close your eyes
and turn away from the closet?
(SIGHS) Your secret
vault is in the closet?
Is it?
Or is that what I
want you to think?
You'll never know.
Or care. We just want the money.
You may open your eyes.
Wow! And they call me J-Money.
Nobody calls you J-Money.
Where'd you get all that cash?
Birthdays, Christmases, allowances,
lemonade stands, couch cushions...
We get it, Max.
The dryer, car seats, pants
pockets and wishing fountains.
I jump in after
the people leave.
So, how much do you need?
Fifty dollars.
Here you go. Fifty chalupas.
Oh!
Wow. Thanks, Max.
We'll pay you back ASAP.
No way.
You pay me back
as soon as possible.
And until then, you'll have
to make interest payments.
- What does that mean?
- Show interest in me.
How about a foot massage?
- Uh, I am not rubbing your feet.
- Fine.
Let Mom find out about
her virus-infected laptop.
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
You'd better get
to rubbing, bro.
Uh, I am not doing this alone.
Come on, people.
I have enough
feet for both of you.
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
It's awfully quiet in here.
How about some
This Little Piggy?
"This little piggy
went to market..."
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Gentle.
"This little piggy
went to market..."
Oh. Good, you're back. The
guests will be here in a couple hours.
So I went to the store like
you suggested. It was so easy.
Oh. And I had so
much extra time,
I did indeed ask myself,
"What would Kimmy do?"
And you know what you did?
No. What did I do?
You got the perfect addition
to an Indian-themed party.
I did? Of course I did.
It's in the backyard. Come here.
- You are gonna love this.
- Mmm.
Oh.
Holy cow!
Yes, exactly. It's a sacred cow.
In the kitchen?
You can see the broken
fence around its neck.
It's obvious I
didn't invite her in.
This is not what Kimmy would do.
Oh, this is exactly
what Kimmy would do.
You don't know me at all.
You have a cheesecake purse.
You have a problem with a cow?
- I told you...
- Kimmy. No, this is gonna...
- In the backyard, it's gonna...
- Just because it's dairy...
- Wow! That's awesome.
- Oh! Cool.
Nice cow, Mom.
Where'd you get it?
It's not my cow.
Mmm. Someone's in a mood.
What, I can't make a cow joke
with a cow standing in the kitchen?
If you don't like that
one, I've got udders.
Can I pet her, Kimmy?
- Still not my cow.
- Yeah, sure, Max.
Go on. She's like a big puppy,
you know, surrounded by flies.
- D.J.: I'm home!
- Oh, no!
If Mom sees Kimmy's cow,
she's gonna have a cow.
It's not my cow!
How are we gonna get
this thing out of here?
I have no idea. This
is my first cattle drive.
- On three!
- All right.
One, two, three!
(ALL MOOING)
(ALL CHATTERING)
STEPH: And, go!
Hey, where is everybody?
Uh, not in the kitchen!
We're safe.
Ugh, you would
not believe my day.
Ooh, it smells terrible in here.
Who farted?
Can you believe that after seven
years of dedication and hard work,
Dr. Harmon's gonna
give the business to Matt?
- (COW MOOING)
- ALL: (SHOUTING) Boo!
(CONTINUES BOOING)
Aw. Thank you,
guys, for the support.
Oh, darn it! We're out of milk.
No, we're not.
Uh, you know, Deej,
why don't you go upstairs,
and lie down in your big,
comfy bed, you know, up there?
Just because I didn't get the clinic
doesn't mean my dream can't come true.
Maybe I should
open my own clinic.
Whew! And a window.
You know, maybe the universe is
telling me it's time to do my own thing.
I mean, if it's my dream, then
it's up to me to make it happen.
Am I right?
- Oh! Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Totally.
- Yeah.
Why are you all
standing there in a line?
Because we are a family
united in support of your dream.
- Yep.
- (ALL AGREEING)
So, go upstairs, take that
nap and start dreaming.
(SPOON CLATTERS)
- ALL: I've got it!
- I'll get it.
Okay.
I'm gonna go upstairs
and take a nice warm bath,
and when I come back, I want
Kimmy's cow out of my kitchen.
Maybe it is my cow.
(COW MOOING)
(SITAR MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Max, when we
borrowed that money,
we didn't know we were
gonna be your full-time servants.
Yeah, we already washed your bike,
checked under your bed for monsters...
Silence!
You will have your freedom back
as soon as you pay me my money.
Are those grapes?
Why aren't they in my mouth?
Swami Tommy with his hot mommy.
Where did you get that
hat? Turban Outfitters?
That's funny.
How come you didn't return my calls? I
want to talk to you about the business.
Yeah, sorry, I've been
figuring things out,
and I think it's time for
me to do my own thing.
You're thinking about leaving?
We don't get to talk about this?
- I need you up here, son. Come on.
- No...
(DR. HARMON CLEARS THROAT)
Namaste, everyone.
I'd like to raise a glass to my son,
Matt, who is taking over Harmon Pet Care.
To Matt!
(APPLAUSE)
And, of course, I'd like
to thank Dr. D.J. Fuller
for seven years
of helping me out.
D.J., come say a few words.
- MAN: D. J.!
- (CHEERING)
Oh, thank you.
And you're welcome, Dr. Harmon,
for seven years of helping you out.
After careful
consideration, I've decided
to open up my own pet clinic.
(PEOPLE MURMURING)
So, I'll be moving on.
- What?
- No!
But, please, continue
to enjoy the party.
Stephanie, this party's a dud.
It's not my fault. D.J.
bummed everybody out.
No, it's not just that.
Your sacred cow
got into the curry
and we're about 15 minutes
away from Cowmageddon.
(BELCHES)
- This is the last straw.
- What now?
I just said. This
is the last straw.
Kimmy, it's time for us to ask,
"What would Stephanie do?"
Fine. What would Stephanie do?
Well, in all my
years of deejaying,
I have learned that one thing
always brings people joy, dance.
Hey. Hit it!
(INDIAN DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Come on. Everybody
on the dance floor!
No. This is really not my thing.
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
- Yeah!
- (ALL CHEERING)
Thank you, Gibbler
Style. What a party!
And because I am forsaking
all material possessions,
I am giving you a
very large bonus.
- Oh. Thank you.
- Well, you thought of everything.
The sacred cow, the happy
dance, even valet parking.
We didn't have valet parking.
Oh. I paid a guy
to steal my car.
Well, uh, I guess the universe
wants you to walk home.
Ah.
Wow. This is the biggest tip
Gibbler Style has ever gotten.
Turns out you did a great
job. Thank you, Stephanie.
You're welcome, Kimmy.
I used to think of you as
D.J.'s annoying little sister.
But you're actually a talented,
creative, beautiful young woman.
Well, thank you.
And I used to think
of you as a goofball.
And?
And I still do.
I like your honesty.
How would you like to be a
junior partner at Gibbler Style?
Oh. Well, can I get a dental
plan and a company car?
How about a toothbrush
and a bus pass?
I'm in. Put 'er there, partner.
Junior partner.
Hey guys, can we talk?
Oh, now what do
you want, a kidney?
I realized something
during the dance.
Life is short.
We must savor every moment.
I will no longer
boss you around.
(GASPS) Really?
Yes. Be at peace, my children.
And we don't have
to pay you back?
Of course you do. I'm
at peace. I'm not an idiot.
D.J., I don't want you to
leave Harmon Pet Care.
Well, I really don't want
to, either, but I think it's time.
But we are too good of
a team to break this up.
Listen, this is what I've
been trying to tell you.
I want you and I to be partners.
Oh. Oh. Oh!
Let's run the clinic
together, 50-50.
You really want to give
me half the business?
Yes.
Harmon-Fuller Pet Care.
Or Fuller-Harmon Pet Care.
As long as we still do pet care.
Is that a good idea, mixing
business with pleasure?
It's been working fine so far.
Well, I really do love all
our clients and all our pets.
They're like a
second family to me.
And I really love
working with you.
Yeah, I am pretty great.
So, was that a yes, partner?
That's a yes, partner.
Now that we're done with the
business, can we mix in a little pleasure?
(INDIAN DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
English -SDH