Full House (1987–1995): Season 4, Episode 17 - A Fish Called Martin - full transcript

Michelle gets a hard lesson in proper fish care when she gives her new goldfish, Martin, an actual bubble bath and things go belly-up. Meanwhile, Becky teaches the gang to square dance.

YEAH!

YEAH!

YEAH!

YES!

ALL RIGHT!

GET OUT OF TOWN.

AWESOME GUITAR
PLAYING, YOUNG LADY.

YAY, JESSE AND THE
RIPPERS AND MICHELLE!

ALL RIGHT. ANY REQUESTS?

OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH!

YES, THE LOVELY YOUNG
LADY IN THE PINK ENSEMBLE.



PLAY THE DO WAH DIDDIE SONG.

OK, WE CAN DO THAT SONG,

BUT WE DO NEED A VERY
SHORT BACKUP SINGER.

OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH!

SAME LADY IN THE
SAME PINK ENSEMBLE.

I'M SHORT.

WELL, WOULD YOU DO US THE
HONOR AND SING WITH US, PLEASE?

IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE.

COME ON DOWN, BABE!

OH. ALL RIGHT.

I TOLD YOU I'M SHORT.

MY MISTAKE. SORRY.

ALL RIGHT. HERE YOU GO.

ALL RIGHT, MICHELLE,
COUNT US OFF.



1, 2, BUCKLE MY SHOE.

♪ THERE SHE WAS JUST
WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET ♪

♪ SINGIN' ♪

♪ DO WAH DIDDIE
DIDDIE DUM DIDDIE DO ♪

♪ SNAPPIN' HER FINGERS
AND A-SHUFFLIN' IN HER FEET ♪

♪ SINGIN' ♪

♪ DO WAH DIDDIE
DIDDIE DUM DIDDIE DO ♪

♪ SHE LOOKED GOOD ♪
♪ SHE LOOKED GOOD ♪

♪ SHE LOOKED FINE ♪
♪ SHE LOOKED FINE ♪

♪ SHE LOOKED GOOD, LOOKED FINE ♪

♪ AND I NEARLY LOST MY MIND ♪

♪ DO WAH DIDDIE
DIDDIE DUM DIDDIE DO ♪

♪ DO WAH DIDDIE
DIDDIE DUM DIDDIE DO ♪

♪ DO WAH DIDDIE
DIDDIE DUM DIDDIE DO ♪♪

YEAH!

I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT.

HIT IT, BOYS.

I SAID HIT IT, BOYS.

♪ I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT
SHORT AND STOUT ♪

♪ HERE IS MY HANDLE ♪

♪ HERE IS MY SPOUT ♪

♪ WHEN I GET THE TEA HOT ♪

♪ THEN I SHOUT ♪

♪ TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT ♪♪

YEAH!

ROCK 'N' ROLL!

ROCK 'N' ROLL!

♪ AHH ♪

♪ AHH ♪

♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪

♪ THE MILKMAN, THE PAPER BOY ♪

♪ EVENIN' TV ♪

♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪

♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪

♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S ♪

♪ CONFUSIN' ME ♪

♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪

♪ AIN'T A BIRD WHO
KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪

♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪

♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪

♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ THERE'S A FACE OF
SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪

♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪

♪ A LIGHT IS WAITIN' ♪

♪ TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ DO BE DO BA BA DA ♪♪

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

JUST THINK, JESS,

IN ONE WEEK, WE'LL
BE SAYING I DO.

I DO WHAT?

OH, THAT I DO. RIGHT.

YEAH, YOU REMEMBER OUR WEDDING?

ALL OUR FRIENDS WILL BE THERE,

WEDDING CAKE, THERE'LL BE MUSIC,

THE BIG SQUARE DANCE,
PHOTOGRAPHERS...

WHOA, WHOA! BACK UP.

DID YOU JUST SAY
SQUARE AND DANCE

IN THE SAME SENTENCE?

OH, DID I FORGET
TO MENTION THAT?

WELL, IT'S JUST, UH,

MY FAMILY ALWAYS
TOPS OFF EVERY BIG BASH

WITH A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
SQUARE DANCE.

YOU KNOW, KIND OF A
DONALDSON TRADITION.

YOU KNOW, THE KATSOPOLIS
HAVE A TRADITION, TOO.

EVERY CHRISTMAS MY UNCLE NICK

TRIES TO BALANCE A
HAM ON HIS FOREHEAD.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE
TO DO THAT AT OUR WEDDING.

OH, GEE, I LOVE CARNIVALS.

THE CHILI DOGS, THE FUDGE,

THE COTTON CANDY, THE NACHOS,

THE RIDES THAT GO
ROUND AND ROUND,

THE CRAMPS, THE GAS, THE NAUSEA.

EXCUSE ME.

I GOT A FISHY.

ALL RIGHT.

AND TELL THEM HOW
YOU WON THAT FISHY.

I THREW A BALL INTO HIS BOWL.

GOOD SHOT.

YEAH, AT A QUARTER A THROW,

IT ONLY COST ME $18.50.

CONGRATULATIONS, MICHELLE.
YOU GOT YOUR VERY FIRST PET.

YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP IN MY BED.

OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP
IN MICHELLE'S BED, FLIPPER?

[IMITATING FLIPPER]
UH-UH, UH-UH, UH-UH!

LET'S GO FIND HIM A
FISH BOWL. COME ON.

OK.

WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?

OH, D.J.'S OUT SAYING GOODBYE

TO A BOY SHE MET
AT THE CARNIVAL.

YOU'RE NOT OUT THERE
WATCHING HER EVERY MOVE?

HEY, I DON'T HAVE TO SPY ON D.J.

I TOLD STEPHANIE TO SPY ON HER.

I HAD A REALLY GREAT DAY TODAY.

SO DID I, BOBBY.

SO DID I, BOBBY.

STEPHANIE, WHAT ARE
YOU STILL DOING HERE?

WELL, DEEJ, THE THREE OF
US WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN,

IT JUST WOULDN'T BE
THE SAME WITHOUT ME.

WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT
'71 CORVETTE GO BY?

OVERHEAD CAM, DUAL MANIFOLD,

GLASS PACKS ON THE MUFFLER.

AWESOME!

YEAH, TOTALLY.

YOU LIKE CARS, TOO?

ARE YOU KIDDING? I LOVE CARS.

OH, PLEASE!

SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CAR?

UH... RED.

OH, YOU MEAN THE NEW
RED PORSCHE 911 TURBO.

YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.

I WANT A PORSCHE
911 TURBO SO BAD.

ALL I NEED IS MY
DRIVER'S LICENSE...

AND $80,000.

HEY, I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT CARS.

GREAT. I'LL TALK TO YOU THEN.

ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU.

BYE.

OH, BOBBY, I LOVE CARS.

BARFORAMA!

LOOK HOW HAPPY
THAT FISH IS, MICHELLE.

HE'S GRINNING FROM GILL TO GILL.

IS IT A BOY FISH OR A GIRL FISH?

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
GONNA NAME YOUR FISH?

I WILL NAME YOU... MARTIN.

WELL, THEN IT'S A BOY FISH.

MARTIN FISH. SOUNDS
LIKE MY ACCOUNTANT.

WHY DID YOU COME UP
WITH THE NAME MARTIN?

BECAUSE THAT'S HIS NAME.

SORRY. DUMB QUESTION.

NOW, MICHELLE, OWNING A
PET IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY.

IT'S GONNA BE YOUR JOB TO
FEED HIM EVERY SINGLE DAY.

HE CAN HAVE ALL MY VEGETABLES.

WELL, THAT'S VERY
GENEROUS OF YOU, MICHELLE,

BUT I THINK MARTIN
PREFERS FISH FOOD.

SO YOU GIVE HIM ONE LITTLE
PINCH EVERY SINGLE DAY.

AND YOU HAVE TO
KEEP HIS BOWL CLEAN

BECAUSE, JUST LIKE PEOPLE,
FISH LIKE TO BE CLEAN.

PINCH OF FOOD... KEEP HIM CLEAN.

YOU GOT IT, DUDE.

MICHELLE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

I'M TAKING MARTIN FOR A WALK.

FIRST RULE OF PET
CARE, MICHELLE.

IF THEY DON'T HAVE
LEGS, YOU DON'T WALK HIM.

THERE'S SO MUCH TO REMEMBER.

OH, GOOD. YOU'RE NOT BUSY.

I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

[SQUARE DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]

WHAT IN THE HEE-HAW IS THAT?

IT'S TIME FOR YOUR
SQUARE DANCE LESSON.

HEH HEH. OH, GOSH.

YOU KNOW I'D LOVE TO SIT AROUND

AND SQUARE DANCE WITH YOU,

BUT I'M VERY, VERY
BUSY RIGHT NOW.

JESS, YOU'RE PLAYING
WITH YOUR HAIRBRUSHES.

UH-UH-UH-UH.

I JUST ADDED A LAZY SUSAN

TO MY HAIR ACCOUTERMENT
CENTER FOR EASY ACCESS.

WATCH THIS. NEED A COMB?

BA-DA-BOOM! BAP!
YOU'RE RIGHT THERE.

UNCLE JESSE, I NEED YOU.

NOT NOW, DEEJ. HE'S VERY
BUSY ACCOUTERMENTING.

I JUST NEED TO BORROW
SOME OF YOUR CAR MAGAZINES.

CAR MAGAZINES?

SINCE WHEN ARE YOU
INTERESTED IN CARS, DEEJ?

WELL, I DECIDED I'M IN A RUT.

I NEED A NEW HOBBY.

WHO'S THE BOY?

WAIT A MINUTE, ARE YOU SAYING
THAT JUST BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL,

SHE CAN'T BE INTERESTED IN CARS?

HIS NAME'S BOBBY.

HA HA HA.

HE'S CALLING TOMORROW,

AND I TOLD HIM I KNEW
EVERYTHING ABOUT CARS.

NO, THAT'S COOL, DEEJ.

I ALWAYS LIKED IT WHEN GIRLS

WERE INTERESTED IN
THE SAME THING I WAS.

YEAH, BUT SHE SHOULDN'T
PRETEND TO LIKE SOMETHING

JUST TO MAKE SOMEONE ELSE HAPPY.

REALLY?

SO I GUESS THAT TAKES ME OFF

THE SQUARE DANCING
HOOK, THEN, HUH?

OH, NO. NO, THAT'S DIFFERENT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO
PRETEND YOU LIKE IT.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU HATE IT.

YOU'RE STILL DOING
IT. OH, COME ON!

I'M NOT GOING TO SQUARE
DANCE IN FRONT OF...

THIS IS JUST A WAY FOR...

YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE
YOU'RE MARRIED ALREADY.

I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.

THAT'S A GOOD START.

NOW YOU PUT YOUR
HANDS ON YOUR HIPS,

AND YOU CIRCLE YOUR
PARTNER. COME ON, HONEY.

MICHELLE, YOU KNOW
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE

TAKING A BATH BY YOURSELF.

I'M NOT.

WELL, I SEE A FULL BATHTUB

WITH LOTS OF BUBBLES IN IT.

AN EMPTY FISH BOWL.

MICHELLE, WHERE'S MARTIN?

HE'S TAKING A BUBBLE BATH.

YOU'RE GIVING MARTIN A BATH?

MARTIN, BUDDY, WE GOT TO
GET YOU OUT OF HERE, PAL.

HE'S ALMOST FINISHED.

I'M KEEPING HIM CLEAN.

YEP, HE'S CLEAN...
AS A DOORNAIL.

HE'S NOT SWIMMING.

NO, HONEY, HE'S NOT.

IS HE SLEEPING?

YEAH, HE'S TAKING A NAP.

A VERY LONG NAP.

YOU FELL ASLEEP IN THE BATHTUB?

YOU'RE A SILLY FISH.

WHAT'S GOING ON, JOEY?

GUYS, WE GOT A PROBLEM.

NOW, BRACE YOURSELVES.

MARTIN TANNER IS DEAD.

OH, NO. I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS. THE POOR...

WHO'S MARTIN TANNER?

MICHELLE'S FISH.

HE DIED ALREADY?

ISN'T THERE, LIKE, A SIX-HOUR
WARRANTY ON THOSE THINGS?

YOU SURE HE'S DEAD?

TRUST ME, I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

LIVE FISH... MARTIN TANNER...

POOR MICHELLE.
HOW'S SHE TAKING IT?

WELL, FINE FOR NOW.

SHE THINKS HE'S JUST SLEEPING.

I DIDN'T HAVE THE
HEART TO TELL HER

THAT HE'S NEVER WAKING UP.

DON'T YOU THINK
SHE'LL FIGURE IT OUT?

I MEAN, THE THING'S PROBABLY
FLOATING ON TOP OF THE BOWL.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS
THINK IF MAYBE WE JUST

PUT HIM ON A LITTLE RUBBER RAFT,

AND TELL HER THAT HE'S
WORKING ON HIS TAN?

JOEY, EITHER WAY, THIS FISH
IS NOT A FUN PET ANYMORE.

I THINK WE'D BETTER
TELL MICHELLE

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO MARTIN.

YEAH, DANNY'S RIGHT.
MICHELLE'S A BIG GIRL.

I THINK WE OUGHT TO SIT
HER DOWN AND EXPLAIN TO HER

THE REALITIES OF LIFE AND DEATH.

DANNY, TELL US HOW IT TURNS OUT.

GUYS, COME WITH ME, PLEASE.

MARTIN, YOU CAN SLEEP
WITH MY PIG TONIGHT.

MICHELLE, HONEY...

THERE'S SOMETHING THAT WE
HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MARTIN.

HE'S AN EXCELLENT SLEEPER.

UH... NO, HONEY,
MARTIN ISN'T SLEEPING.

I'M AFRAID HE'S GONE.

NO, HE'S NOT. HE'S RIGHT HERE.

WELL, YES, HE IS HERE
IN THE PHYSICAL SENSE,

BUT IN ANOTHER SENSE,
HE'S... EVERYWHERE.

DANNY, I DON'T THINK THEY TEACH
PHILOSOPHY UNTIL KINDERGARTEN.

YOU GOT TO LAY IT ON THE LINE.

DARLING, I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU,

BUT YOUR FISHY IS D...

DE... DE BEST SLEEPER IN TOWN.

JOSEPH.

THANK YOU, JESS.

MICHELLE, DO YOU REMEMBER
THAT ONE ROADRUNNER CARTOON

WHERE WILE E. COYOTE
FALLS OFF A CLIFF,

AND HE KIND OF HANGS
THERE FOR A SECOND,

AND THEN HE GOES...
[MAKES FALLING SOUND]

CRASH!

AND THEN HE FLATTENS
INTO A PANCAKE,

AND TWO LITTLE FEET POP OUT,

AND THEN THE PANCAKE WALKS AWAY,

AND YOU HEAR ♪ WA
WA WA WA WAH ♪♪

NOT A BIG HELP, HUH?

MICHELLE, HONEY, I'M SORRY,

BUT MARTIN IS DEAD.

THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.

BUT, HONEY, NO
FISH LIVE FOREVER.

THAT'S RIGHT, MICHELLE.

THE IMPORTANT
THING IS TO REMEMBER

ALL THE HAPPY TIMES THAT
YOU AND MARTIN HAD TOGETHER.

LIKE THE CAR RIDE HOME,

THE WALK TO YOUR ROOM...

GUESS THAT'S ABOUT IT, ISN'T IT?

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MARTIN?

WE'RE GONNA GIVE HIM
A PROPER BURIAL AT SEA.

ARE YOU GOING TO THE OCEAN?

EVENTUALLY.

BYE-BYE, MARTIN.

HONEY, ARE THERE ANY
QUESTIONS YOU NEED TO ASK

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MARTIN?

HOW DID MARTIN DIE?

WELL, MICHELLE, MARTIN
DIED IN THE BUBBLE BATH.

I PUT HIM IN THERE.

WELL, WHEN I TOLD YOU

THAT FISHIES LIKE TO BE
CLEAN JUST LIKE PEOPLE,

I SHOULD'VE ALSO MENTIONED

THAT FISHIES DON'T
TAKE BUBBLE BATHS.

NOW YOU TELL ME.

HONEY, IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT.

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, DON'T YOU?

YES, I DO. IT'S ALL MY FAULT.

ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ALL SET.

COME ON IN, JESS. WE'RE READY!

FLYING MICHELLE!

I'M COMING, I'M COMING,
I'M COMING, I'M COMING.

I'M HERE.

GUESS WHAT, MICHELLE?

WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL
SURPRISE FOR YOU.

A TOWEL?

THEY ARE SO LITERAL AT THIS AGE.

NO, IT'S NOT A TOWEL.
IT'S UNDER THE TOWEL.

IT'S YOUR NEW PET FISH!

NO, THANK YOU.

OH, COME ON, MICHELLE.
LOOK, THE FISHY LIKES YOU.

HE'S WAGGING HIS TAIL.

YEAH, HIS NAME IS FREDDY.

HE'S SAYING HI TO YOU, MICHELLE.

[GURGLES] "HI, MICHELLE."

WATCH OUT, FREDDY.

I'M BIG TROUBLE, MISTER.

OH, NO, SWEETHEART.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MARTIN
WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT.

BESIDES, FREDDY DOESN'T LIVE

IN A LITTLE PLASTIC FISH BOWL.

HE'S IN A FISH PALACE.

LOOK, IT'S GOT
GRAVEL, AND A FILTER,

AND THERE'S MY
PERSONAL FAVORITE.

A LIVE-IN SNAIL THAT
CLEANS THE TANK

THREE TIMES A WEEK.

I DON'T WANT A FISH.

LISTEN, MICHELLE,
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

WE'LL MAKE FREDDY
THE FAMILY FISH, OK?

AND HE'LL JUST STAY
HERE RIGHT IN THE KITCHEN,

AND YOU CAN JUST BE
HIS BUDDY, ALL RIGHT?

OK, BUT I'M NOT
GETTING TOO CLOSE.

SWEETHEART, LISTEN.

THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

THAT FISH IS GOING TO
LIVE A LONG, LONG TIME.

HE BETTER STAY
OUT OF THE BATHTUB.

ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY,
TELLING HER THAT FISH

IS GONNA LIVE A LONG, LONG TIME?

THOSE THINGS DIE IF
YOU LOOK AT THEM FUNNY.

JESS, WE GOT IT COVERED.

JOEY?

OK, DEEJ, HOW MANY CYLINDERS

IN A CLASSIC 1966 FORD MUSTANG?

I DON'T KNOW. 200?

[BUZZES] WRONG AGAIN.

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 8.

HOW MANY QUESTIONS HAVE
YOU ANSWERED WRONG SO FAR?

ALL OF THEM.

DING, DING, DING!

YOU FINALLY GOT ONE RIGHT.

HEY, GIRLS.

YOU READY FOR THE BIG
FAMILY SQUARE DANCE LESSON?

BECKY, I CAN'T SQUARE
DANCE RIGHT NOW.

I'M STILL CRAMMING FOR
MY PHONE CALL WITH BOBBY.

WHY DID I EVER TELL HIM I
KNEW SO MUCH ABOUT CARS?

BECAUSE YOU'RE BOY-CRAZY,

AND YOU'LL DO
ANYTHING TO IMPRESS HIM.

D.J., YOU DON'T HAVE TO
PRETEND YOU'RE A CAR EXPERT.

I KNOW, BUT HE'S SO CUTE.

DEEJ, IF A BOY DOESN'T LIKE YOU

FOR WHO YOU ARE, THEN
HE'S NOT WORTH LIKING.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

THAT'S BOBBY. WHAT SHOULD I SAY?

JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH. HE'LL
RESPECT YOU FOR YOUR HONESTY.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HELLO? OH, HI, BOBBY.

LOOK, I WANT TO BE
HONEST WITH YOU.

I THINK CARS ARE BORING
AND THEY CAUSE POLLUTION,

BUT I KNOW THAT WON'T
MATTER TO YOU BECAUSE YOU...

HELLO? BOBBY?

HE HUNG UP.

OOPS.

DEEJ, I'M SORRY.

THAT'S OK, BECKY.

ANY GUY WHO HANGS UP ON
ME IS PROBABLY NOT MY TYPE.

BOY, DEEJ, I'M IMPRESSED.

YOU'RE TAKING THIS
REJECTION REALLY WELL.

WELL, I'M BETTER
OFF WITHOUT HIM,

BUT HE WAS SO CUTE.

HI, FREDDY.

DON'T BE AFRAID.

I'M JUST GOING TO GET A COOKIE.

I'M NOT GOING TO
GIVE YOU A BATH.

OK, NOW, YOU ALL
HAVE YOUR PARTNERS,

AND I SHOWED YOU WHAT TO DO,

SO LET'S COUPLE OFF
AND FORM A SQUARE.

I HATE TO GET TECHNICAL,

BUT WE FORMED A TRIANGLE.

WELL, IT'LL BE MUCH MORE SQUARE
WHEN MY PARENTS ARE HERE.

YOU AIN'T KIDDING.

WHAT?

OH, I SAID I'LL DO YOUR BIDDING.

THAT'S ALL I ASK.

OK, NOW EVERYBODY
JUST LISTEN TO THE MUSIC,

AND I'LL CALL OUT
THE INSTRUCTIONS.

[SQUARE DANCE MUSIC PLAYS]

BOW TO YOUR PARTNER.

BOW TO YOUR CORNER.

NOW, EVERYBODY, DOS-A-DOS.

ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE
LOOKING GREAT EVERYBODY.

AND SWING YOUR PARTNER
ROUND AND ROUND!

LIFT THAT GIRL RIGHT
OFF THE GROUND!

WHOO-HOO!

NOW IF THAT WOMAN
STARTS TO ROAM,

JUST PROMENADE THAT LADY HOME.

TAKE IT, DANNY!

NOW RIGHT, LEFT, GRAND
ONCE AND THEN ONCE MORE.

JUST DON'T LEAVE SCUFF
MARKS ON THE FLOOR.

NOW ALL JOIN HANDS
AND CIRCLE RIGHT...

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.

I'M OUT OF HERE.

NO.

COME BACK IN LINE.

TAKE IT, JOEY!

PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN.
PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT.

DO THE HOKEY-POKEY AND
YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT.

DO THE MONKEY AND
THE MASH POTATO.

GET ON THE FLOOR
AND DO THE ALLIGATOR!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

JESSE KATSOPOLIS, WHAT
IS THAT ON YOUR FACE?

WHAT?

THAT'S A SMILE. NO, IT ISN'T.

YES, IT IS. YOU WERE
ENJOYING YOURSELF.

YES, YOU WERE.

ALL RIGHT, I WAS.

THIS WILL BE FUN AT OUR WEDDING.

YOU KNOW, I CAN'T
WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK,

TILL WE'RE FINALLY
HUSBAND AND WIFE.

HAVE MERCY.

SOMETHING'S
HAPPENING TO THE FISHY!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT
IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

HURRY UP!

I SAID MOVE IT, MISTERS!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

OOH, LITTLE TEENY, TINY THINGIES

ARE SWIMMING IN THERE.

ALL I DID IS LOOK.

WELL, THESE ARE BABY FISH.

LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE.

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY'S
A FRIEDA, HUH?

MICHELLE, IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU WERE WATCHING THE TANK.

YOU SAW THE BABIES,

AND YOU DID THE RIGHT
THING BY TELLING US.

I DID?

YOU SURE DID.

AND NOW WE CAN TAKE
THE MOMMY FISH OUT

AND PUT HER IN A
SPECIAL NURSERY TANK

SO THE BABIES CAN GROW
UP STRONG AND HEALTHY.

I DID A GOOD JOB.

COME ON, FRIEDA, GET IN HERE.

THERE MUST BE 25 BABIES THERE.

CAN I KEEP THE
BABIES IN MY ROOM?

YES, HONEY, I THINK THEY'D
BE VERY HAPPY THERE.

YOU REALLY CAME
THROUGH FOR THOSE FISH.

YEAH, GOOD JOB, MUNCHKIN.

YOU'RE A HERO, MICHELLE.

YAY! YAY! YAY!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW
LITTLE THOSE BABIES ARE?

DADDY, WHERE DO
BABIES COME FROM?

YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T WE
GO BACK TO SQUARE DANCING,

AND I'LL TELL YOU
ABOUT THIS LATER, HONEY.

THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

PROMENADING'S A
GOOD IDEA, HONEY.

HEY, GET BACK HERE.

WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?

I KNOW YOU KNOW.

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