Full House (1987–1995): Season 4, Episode 13 - Happy New Year - full transcript

WHAT KIND OF BUG ARE YOU? D.J.!

HEY, MICHELLE. WHAT
DO YOU HAVE THERE?

A HAIRY WORM.

WELL, I THINK THAT HAIRY
WORM IS CALLED A CATERPILLAR.

MR. CATERPILLAR IS AN UGLY BUG.

WELL, PRETTY SOON
HE'S GOING TO TURN

INTO A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY.

NO WAY, JOSE.

IT'S TRUE, MAGOO.

IT'S LIKE IN THE FAIRY TALES.

THE PRINCESS KISSES
THE UGLY FROG,



AND HE TURNS INTO
A HANDSOME PRINCE.

GET IT?

GOT IT, DUDE.

YOU'RE GOING TO
STAY A CATERPILLAR

BECAUSE I'M NOT KISSING YOU.

♪ AHH, AHH, AHH, AHH ♪

♪ AHH ♪

♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪

♪ THE MILKMAN, THE PAPERBOY ♪

♪ EVENIN' TV ♪

♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪

♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪

♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S ♪

♪ CONFUSIN' ME ♪



♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪

♪ AIN'T A BIRD WHO
KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪

♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪

♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪

♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ THERE'S A FACE OF
SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪

♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪

♪ A LIGHT IS WAITIN' ♪

♪ TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ DO BE DO BA BA DA ♪♪

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

HI, MELINDA. IT'S JOEY.

JOEY GLADSTONE.

YEAH, WE WENT OUT
ABOUT 10 MONTHS AGO.

YEAH. MAYBE THIS WILL HELP YOU.

HY-GA-GA-GA-WHOA!

YEAH.

YEAH.

SO HOW THE HECK ARE YOU?

MARRIED.

WELL, THEN YOU PROBABLY HAVE

A DATE FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE.

BYE.

OH, BOY.

I COULD'VE THROWN
THAT ONE OVERBOARD.

HEY!

HEY, YOU GUYS. HOW
WAS THE BIG DOUBLE DATE?

OH, IT WAS GREAT.

WE ENDED UP AT HAPPY
MOUNTAIN AMUSEMENT PARK.

YEAH, IT WAS SO ROMANTIC.

WE WENT TO THE "TEST
YOUR STRENGTH" BOOTH,

AND WITH ONE SWING OF THE HAMMER

JESSE RANG THE BELL

AND WON ME THIS
CUTE TEDDY GORILLA.

AND THEN CINDY STEPPED
UP AND WON THIS FOR ME.

MY HERO.

SO, JOE, ARE WE
GONNA TRIPLE DATE

ON NEW YEAR'S EVE, HUH?

DID YOU FIND THE LUCKY GIRL YET?

NOT YET, BUT I STILL
GOT "T" THROUGH "Z."

WELL, YOU CAN'T MISS THE BIG
PARTY DOWN AT THE STATION.

WHY, IS DANNY GOING TO
BE BABY NEW YEAR AGAIN?

NOT AFTER THAT WICKED
DIAPER RASH I GOT LAST YEAR.

QUIT YAKKING. HIT THE PHONES.

COME ON, WE NEED
YOU TO GO TO THE PARTY.

IT'S NO PARTY
WITHOUT YOU. LET'S GO.

IT'S RINGING.

HI. IS MARY TRABULOUS THERE?

OH, NOW IT'S SISTER MARY?

OH, WELL.

YOU GOT A DATE
FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE?

HANG ON.

YOU GUYS WANT TO SKIP
THE PARTY AND GO TO MASS?

GO AHEAD, COMET. GIVE IT A TRY.

YEAH!

HOW DOES HE DO THAT?

I DON'T KNOW. LET'S TRY IT.

GREAT.

I'M JUST IN TIME FOR
STUPID TANNER TRICKS.

KIMMY, HERE'S A GOOD NEW
YEAR'S RESOLUTION FOR YOU.

MOVE TO COSTA RICA.

JUST OR THAT, YOU'RE NOT INVITED
TO MY NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY.

WHOA, KIMMY.

YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA
LET YOU HAVE THAT PARTY?

YEP. THEY SAID I COULD HAVE
IT AS LONG AS IT WAS LIMITED

TO A SMALL INTIMATE GATHERING

OF MY CLOSEST PERSONAL FRIENDS,

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT
I PUT ON THE FLYERS.

SEE YOU THERE.

"CUTE BOYS ADMITTED FREE."

GOOD IDEA.

NOT SO FAST, PARTY GIRL.

DID WE FORGET WHO'S
SPENDING NEW YEAR'S EVE

BABYSITTING ME AND MICHELLE?

NO.

YES.

NO.

SHE SAID YES.

WHO NEEDS A PARTY
FULL OF CUTE BOYS

WHEN YOU CAN
RING IN THE NEW YEAR

WITH YOUR SWEET,
ADORABLE SISTERS?

DAD!

DAD! DAD!

HI. THIS IS JOEY GLADSTONE.

IS BARBARA ZOREK THERE?

OH, HI, MRS. ZOREK.

BARBARA MOVED TO ALASKA?

WELL, UH, MRS. ZOREK...

IT'S ESTELLE, RIGHT?

YEAH. ARE YOU BUSY
NEW YEAR'S EVE?

OH, WELL. MAYBE NEXT YEAR.

YEAH. GOOD-BYE.

DAD! DAD!

DAD! DAD!

DAD! DAD!

YEAH. YEAH, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

KIMMY'S HAVING A BIG
NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY,

AND I KNOW I PROMISED TO
BABY-SIT MICHELLE AND STEPHANIE,

BUT JUST FOR ONE NIGHT, CAN'T WE
PUT THEM IN A KENNEL OR SOMETHING?

THAT IS A TERRIBLE THING
TO SAY ABOUT YOUR SISTERS.

BESIDES, KENNELS
ARE VERY EXPENSIVE.

DON'T WORRY,
DEEJ. I HAVE NO LIFE.

I'LL BABY-SIT YOUR SISTERS.

OH, JOEY, I LOVE YOU!

THANK YOU FOR HAVING NO LIFE.

HEY, MY PLEASURE.

HEY, JOE, DID YOU
GET A DATE YET?

YEP. I GOT TWO OF 'EM.

GIRLS, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE
ONE HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE.

ALL RIGHT!

ALL RIGHT!

WHAT IS NEW YEAR'S EVE?

NEW YEAR'S EVE IS THE
FUNNEST PARTY OF THE YEAR.

YOU GET TO STAY UP LATE
AND SCREAM, "HAPPY NEW YEAR!"

HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY
NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

MICHELLE, IT'S NOT
NEW YEAR'S EVE YET.

I KNOW THAT, SILLY,

BUT I'M JUST PRACTICING.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

JOEY, I HATE IT THAT YOU'RE
NOT GOING TO THIS PARTY WITH US.

WHAT'S THE POINT?

THE CLOCK WILL STRIKE MIDNIGHT,

YOU'LL KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND,

YOU'LL KISS YOUR FIANCEE,

AND I'LL GO INTO
THIS PATHETIC BIT.

I THINK I DATED HER ONCE.

JOEY, YOU'RE JUST
IN A LITTLE SLUMP.

THINGS WILL TURN AROUND.

YEAH, BUT WHEN?

ALL I WANT TO DO IS MARRY
THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS,

HAVE A COUPLE OF KIDS OF MY OWN,

AND ALWAYS KNOW THAT I HAVE
A DATE EVERY NEW YEAR'S EVE.

DANIEL, WE GOT TO
GET THAT BOY A WOMAN.

JESSE, JOEY IS NEVER
GOING TO AGREE

TO MAKE A TAPE FOR A
VIDEO DATING SERVICE.

THAT'S WHY WE
DON'T TELL HIM, SEE?

I GOT A PLAN.

WHAT WE DO IS SECRETLY

HIDE THE CAMERA LIKE SO,

GET HIM UP HERE,
PUT HIM IN THAT CHAIR,

AND MAKE HIM STAY THERE.

YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT ALL
THIS UNDERHANDED TRICKERY?

YES.

JUST CHECKING.

HERE WE GO.

JOEY, GET UP HERE IN THE ATTIC.

JESSE AND I NEED TO TALK TO YOU,

AND IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

WHAT KIND OF EMERGENCY?

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
JUST GET UP HERE!

ALL RIGHT, THE CHAIR'S SET.

ALL RIGHT.

TAPE'S ROLLING.

AND... ACTION.

HI. I'M DANNY TANNER.

AND I'M JESSE KATSOPOLIS.

LADIES, YOU HAVE SEEN THE REST,

AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO
MEET THE BEST... JOEY GLADSTONE.

RIGHT, NOW, JOEY
WOULD NEVER JOIN

ONE OF THESE VIDEO
DATING SERVICES

BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T
WANT TO LOOK DESPERATE.

NOT THAT YOU GIRLS
LOOK DESPERATE.

I'M SURE YOU JOINED
UP FOR OTHER REASONS,

NONE OF THEM HAVING TO DO
ANYTHING WITH DESPERATION.

CAN YOU HELP ME OUT HERE PLEASE?

YOU BET I CAN.

WHO IS JOEY GLADSTONE?

WELL, IF I WAS A WOMAN...

THAT'S A BIG IF, BY THE WAY...

I'D SAY THAT JOEY IS A
MAJOR HUNK OF BEEF.

GUYS, ARE YOU UP THERE?

ALL RIGHT. HERE HE COMES.

REMEMBER, HE DOESN'T
KNOW WE'RE TAPING THIS,

SO YOU'RE GONNA SEE THE
REAL JOSEPH GLADSTONE.

YOU GUYS OK?

ARE WE OK?

ISN'T THAT JUST
LIKE JOEY GLADSTONE

TO THINK OF OTHER PEOPLE FIRST?

SO WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY?

UH, WE GOT A NEW CHAIR.

WE HAVE A NEW CHAIR,

AND WE NEED YOU
TO TEST IT OUT FOR US.

HERE, SIT DOWN THERE.

THERE WE GO.

YOU DRAGGED ME OUT
OF THE SHOWER FOR THIS?

JOEY, I DON'T MAKE A
MOVE WITHOUT YOU.

I MEAN, AFTER ALL, YOU DO OWN

HALF THIS PRODUCTION COMPANY.

YOU'RE A VERY SUCCESSFUL
STAND-UP COMIC,

YOU ENJOY HOCKEY,
THE THREE STOOGES,

AND LONG WALKS ALONG THE BEACH.

AND UNDERNEATH ALL
THIS SHAVING CREAM

IS A HANDSOME AND MANLY FACE.

YES, WITH SOME VERY
NICE HAIR, I MIGHT ADD.

DANNY, I CAN SHAVE MYSELF.

HE CAN SHAVE HIMSELF.

IS THERE NO LIMIT TO
THIS MAN'S TALENTS?

WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP
TALKING TO THAT EASEL?

TALKING TO AN EASEL.

AND WHAT A SENSE OF HUMOR.

AND HEY... DOESN'T
HE CLEAN UP NICE?

YOU GUYS ARE REALLY SCARING ME,

SO I'M JUST GOING TO LEAVE NOW.

IF YOU TRY AND CHASE ME,

I'M GOING TO SCREAM LIKE A GIRL.

OH, HO, HO.

ISN'T HE SPECIAL?

JOEY GLADSTONE.

CALL NOW. OPERATORS
ARE STANDING BY.

JOE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MAKING CONFETTI FOR MY
BIG NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY

WITH STEPHANIE AND MICHELLE.

IT IS GOING TO BE WILD.

3, 2, 1.

JOEY, REMEMBER THE OTHER DAY

WHEN WE HAD YOU
TEST THAT NEW CHAIR?

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
SHAVE ME AGAIN, ARE YOU?

AH, WE DID A GREAT THING.

SEE, WE SECRETLY
PUT YOU ON TAPE,

AND WE ENROLLED YOU
IN A VIDEO DATING SERVICE.

HOW DARE YOU SUBJECT ME

TO THAT KIND OF
PUBLIC HUMILIATION

WITHOUT MY PERSONAL CONSENT.

I HAVE A TAPE HERE FULL OF
WOMEN WHO WANT TO MEET YOU.

GOD BLESS YOU FELLAS.

ROLL THAT TAPE.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUR DATES

RIGHT HERE ON THE
LOVE CONNECTION.

ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO.

HI. I'M DARLENE.

I'M SINGLE, A NONSMOKER.

I LOVE WATERSPORTS.

I'M 2,420 YEARS OLD

AND HAIL FROM THE PLANET ZORON.

UH, LET'S MOVE AHEAD

AND SEE IF ANY
EARTHLINGS LIKED MY TAPE.

HI. I'M GINGER.

MY PAROLE OFFICER SAYS I
NEED TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS.

THIS GIRL DOESN'T KNOW
WHERE I LIVE, DOES SHE?

LOOK, I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU
GUYS ARE TRYING TO DO FOR ME,

BUT THIS IS ALL JUST
A BIG WASTE OF TIME.

HI. I'M CHRISTINE.

MY FRIENDS SIGNED ME UP
FOR THIS FOR CHRISTMAS.

I REALLY WANTED AN
ELECTRIC FOOT MASSAGER,

BUT MAYBE I'LL FIND SOMEBODY
NICE WHO'LL RUB MY FEET.

IF NOT, I'LL FIND SOME
USE FOR THIS TAPE.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, MOM.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?

NOTHING.

SHE'S GREAT. I'M CALLING HER.

JOEY! JOEY! JOEY! JOEY!

JOEY! JOEY! JOEY! JOEY!

JOEY! JOEY!

HELLO. CHRISTINE?

JOEY GLADSTONE.

YEAH, THE CHAIR TESTER.

HEY, LISTEN, I KNOW IT'S
NEW YEAR'S EVE, BUT...

YOU'RE NOT BUSY? THAT'S GREAT!

WAIT. WAIT. I'M BUSY.

I COULD MAKE US DINNER.

WE COULD HANG OUT HERE.

GREAT! OKAY, I'LL CALL YOU
BACK WITH ALL THE DETAILS.

BYE, CHRISTINE.

ALL RIGHT, JOSEPH!

YOU GOT YOURSELF A
DATE FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE.

THIS IS NOT JUST A
DATE. MY SEARCH IS OVER.

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND
THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS.

HUH? DON'T WE MAKE
A GREAT COUPLE?

YOU GUYS, I THINK I'M IN LOVE.

I'M GOING TO KIMMY'S PARTY,
DAD. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, HONEY.

NOW, DON'T FORGET
YOUR CURFEW IS 11:30.

DAD, IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE.

SORRY. 12:05.

DAD, DON'T BE SUCH A DAD.

IT'S GOING TO BE A QUIET
LITTLE PARTY AT KIMMY'S.

YEAH, RIGHT. THAT'S
WHY I FOUND THIS FLYER

ON MY WINDSHIELD AT THE MARKET.

OH, LET'S COMPROMISE. I'LL BE
HOME AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING?

12:30. DEAL. BYE.

BYE. HAVE A GOOD TIME, HONEY.

SEE YOU LATER.

NOW, RUSTY, REMEMBER,
YOU'RE GOING TO BE

ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR.

NO WATER BALLOONS,
NO FOOD FIGHTS,

AND NO INDOOR CAMPFIRES.

THEN WHAT'S THE
FUN OF STAYING HERE?

HEY, CAN'T I COME WITH
YOU GUYS TO THE PARTY?

AW, RUSTY, NOT
IN A MILLION YEARS.

COME ON, LET ME GET YOUR WRAP.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

MICHELLE, I KEEP TELLING YOU,

WAIT UNTIL 12:00.

GIVE ME A BREAK.

I CAN'T TELL TIME.

HEY, STEPH, GUESS WHAT
HAPPENS AT MIDNIGHT.

YOU GET A NEW YEAR'S KISS.

EWW, GROSS.

I'D RATHER KISS A FROG.

RIBBIT. RIBBIT.

RIBBIT. RIBBIT. RIBBIT.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

IT'S NOT YET. IT'S NOT YET.

HI, GUYS. HEY.

HOPE I DIDN'T HOLD YOU UP.

JUST WANTED TO GET
THE PERFECT DINNER

FOR MY PERFECT
GIRL... CHRISTINE...

I DON'T KNOW HER LAST NAME YET.

JOEY, LISTEN.

I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE
EXCITED ABOUT YOUR DATE,

BUT I DON'T WANT YOU
TO BE DISAPPOINTED

IF THERE'S NOT BELLS
GOING OFF AND FIREWORKS.

I MEAN, THE ODDS OF LOVE AT
FIRST SIGHT ARE PRETTY SLIM, PAL.

JOEY?

CHRISTINE?

HI.

HI.

THEN AGAIN, WHAT
THE HELL DO I KNOW?

LAST WEEK, WHEN I
WAS ROLLERBLADING...

WAIT A SEC. YOU ROLLERBLADE?

OH, I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT!

GET OUT OF HERE!
GET OUT OF HERE!

DO YOU REMEMBER THE
OLD BULLWINKLE SHOW?

NOT ROCKY AND FRIENDS,

BUT THE REAL BULLWINKLE
SHOW? YEAH, YEAH.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING
WE HOPE YOU REALLY LIKE.

NOTHING UP MY SLEEVE. PRESTO!

THIS IS SO AMAZING.
TWO TOTAL STRANGERS,

FORCED TO JOIN A VIDEO DATING
SERVICE AGAINST THEIR WILL,

DISCOVER THAT THEY SHARE
THE EXACT SAME INTERESTS.

I'LL BET YOU DO STAND-UP
COMEDY, DON'T YOU?

ACTUALLY, I'M A
VETERINARIAN AT THE ZOO.

SO AM I! NO, YOU'RE NOT!

I KNOW.

WE WERE JUST ON
SUCH A ROLL THERE,

I KIND OF HATED TO SEE IT END.

THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.

I MEAN, THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.

ONLY THREE MORE
MINUTES TO GO, YOU GUYS.

OH, MICHELLE, ARE
YOU SLEEPING? HUH?

HAPPY NEW YEAR. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

NO. IT'S STILL NOT TIME YET.

THIS IS TAKING FOREVER.

HI, EVERYONE.

YOU ALL KNOW RICKY.

DEEJ, WHAT HAPPENED
WITH YOUR PARTY?

WELL, KIMMY'S DAD FREAKED
OUT AND SENT EVERYONE HOME.

YEAH, JUST 'CAUSE A FEW
EXTRA GUESTS SHOWED UP.

HOW MANY EXTRA GUESTS?

THE POLICE ESTIMATED 400.

400. I BET THE GIBBLERS
ARE VERY HAPPY.

YAH-HEY, EVERYBODY!

YAH-HEY! YAH-HEY!

WHAT THE HECK IS
GOING ON OUT THERE?

I ESTIMATE THERE'S
400 PEOPLE OUTSIDE.

GOOD ESTIMATE. WHAT
ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?

WE WANTED TO
RING IN THE NEW YEAR

WITH OUR FAMILY, YOU KNOW,
PEOPLE WE REALLY LOVE.

LIKE OUR PAPERBOY.

HI, RICKY.

HEY, DUDE.

I'M WEARING THE HAT.

WHERE'S THE PARTY?

IT'S ALMOST TIME.

EVERYBODY GET YOUR CONFETTI
AND NOISEMAKERS READY.

AND YOUR LIPS.

WELL, I JUST CALLED
THE PHONE LADY

AND SYNCHRONIZED MY WATCH.

THERE'S PRECISELY
11 SECONDS TO GO.

10... 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

WELCOME TO A BRAND-NEW YEAR.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, SAN FRANCISCO,

THE UNITED STATES,
THE WORLD IN GENERAL,

AND THE UNIVERSE.

READY FOR MY KISS.

ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU REALLY
THINK I WOULD KISS YOU?

I JUST LOVE TORTURING YOU.

WELL, IN THAT CASE,
HAPPY NEW YEAR.

WHOA!

MOMMY!

WHOA, STEPHANIE.
WHERE'D YOU LEARN THAT?

OH.

OK, YOU TWO, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST SHAKE HANDS

AND SAY GOOD NIGHT?

MICHELLE, THAT'S IT.
TIME FOR BED, HONEY.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PARTY?

I'M SORRY, HONEY.
NEW YEAR'S IS OVER.

WHERE'S THE CAKE?
WHERE'S THE PRESENTS?

SWEETHEART, THERE ARE NO
CAKE OR PRESENTS ON NEW YEAR'S.

I STAYED UP ALL
NIGHT TO KISS A DOG?

THIS IS NUTS.

YEAH, BUT TOMORROW'S
NEW YEAR'S DAY.

WE GET TO WATCH
37 FOOTBALL GAMES.

DON'T WAKE ME UP.

I'LL SEE YOU ON MY BIRTHDAY.

YOU KNOW, SO FAR,

1991 HAS BEEN THE
BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE.

I KNOW. I NEVER WANT
THIS NIGHT TO END.

ME NEITHER. WE GOT TO
KEEP THE MAGIC GOING.

ANY IDEAS?

YEAH, I GOT ONE.

LET'S GET MARRIED.

"LET'S GET MARRIED"?

WE'VE KNOWN EACH
OTHER ONE NIGHT,

YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

YEAH. WHY NOT?

OK, I'M IN. LET'S DO IT.

REALLY? YES.

THIS IS CRAZY. WE'LL
DRIVE TO TAHOE TONIGHT.

THAT'S EVEN CRAZIER.
I'LL GO HOME AND PACK.

CRAZY! CRAZY!

CHRISTINE.

YES?

I REALLY LIKE YOU.

I REALLY LIKE YOU, TOO.

I'LL BE BACK.

YOU'LL BE BACK.

DID YOU HAVE A GOOD
NEW YEAR'S, HONEY?

IT WAS GREAT,
SWEETHEART. NOT YOU.

GREAT NEWS, YOU GUYS.

CHRISTINE AND I ARE
GOING TO TAHOE TONIGHT,

AND WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!

HELLO. I SAID I'M
MARRYING CHRISTINE.

IS THIS THING ON?

MIKE TEST. 1, 2.

JOEY, I'M ABOUT
TO DO THIS TO YOU

BECAUSE I LOVE
YOU LIKE A BROTHER.

ARE YOU CRAZY? GET A GRIP!

SNAP OUT OF IT!

HEY, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

JOEY, NO, YOU DON'T.

LOOK, I KNOW YOU'VE
BEEN A TAD LONELY LATELY,

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO MARRY

THE FIRST WOMAN THAT
WALKS BY IN A PARTY HAT.

YEAH, BUT I REALLY LIKE HER.

HERE, LET ME TALK TO HIM.

JOEY, MARRIAGE IS A COMMITMENT

YOU GOT TO MAKE FOR
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

THERE'S NO ESCAPE.

I MEAN, YOU'RE GONNA BE LOOKING

AT THE SAME WOMAN'S
FACE DAY AFTER DAY,

WHICH COULD BE
A BEAUTIFUL THING.

I THOUGHT YOU AND DANNY
SET THIS WHOLE THING UP

SO I COULD MEET THE
GIRL OF MY DREAMS.

YEAH, THAT'S TRUE,

BUT GET TO KNOW HER, JOEY.

TAKE HER OUT IN PUBLIC.

SEE WHAT SHE LOOKS
LIKE IN DAYLIGHT.

I DON'T GET IT.

WHY AREN'T YOU
GUYS HAPPY FOR ME?

WE ARE HAPPY FOR YOU.
WE'RE JUST A LITTLE SHOCKED

AND OVERWHELMED

AND DISTRAUGHT,
BUT IN A HAPPY WAY.

JOEY, IF YOU WANT TO
DO IT, I SAY GO FOR IT.

WELL, THEN I'M GOING.

WELL, THEN CONGRATULATIONS.

YEAH. YOU'RE REALLY...
YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED...

TO, UH, CHRISTINE, ISN'T IT?

I ALWAYS KNEW YOU TWO
WERE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.

I'M GETTING MARRIED.

YEAH.

YEAH.

I'M GETTING MARRIED.

I'M GETTING MARRIED?

WHAT THE HECK DO I
KNOW ABOUT THIS GIRL?

JOEY?

WELL, I KNOW SHE'S
A FAST PACKER.

CHRISTINE, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU, TOO.

LET ME GO FIRST.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE
EXCITED TO MEET SOMEONE.

I FEEL THE SAME WAY.

THAT'S GREAT.

I JUST THINK WE SHOULD
POSTPONE THE WEDDING

UNTIL WE KNOW EACH
OTHER A LITTLE BETTER.

AT LEAST TILL AFTER
OUR SECOND DATE.

JOEY, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I
CAME BACK HERE TO TELL YOU.

OH, GOOD. BOY, I REALLY
DID GET CARRIED AWAY THERE.

I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I'VE NEVER
HAD SO MUCH FUN ON A DATE BEFORE.

ME, NEITHER.

SO WHAT'LL WE DO TOMORROW?

LET'S ROLLERBLADE.

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.

GET OUT OF HERE.
GET OUT OF HERE.

WE ARE GOING TO
HAVE SO MUCH FUN.

I WANT TO KNOW
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU,

STARTING WITH, UH...
WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME?

McCALL.

McCALL?

McCALL.

♪ AHH, AHH, AHH, AHH ♪

CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

♪ AHH, AHH, AHH, AHH ♪

♪ DO BE DO BA BA DA ♪♪