Full House (1987–1995): Season 1, Episode 8 - Jesse's Girl - full transcript

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♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪

♪ THE MILKMAN, THE
PAPER BOY, EVENING TV ♪

♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪

♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪

♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S
CONFUSING ME ♪

♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪

♪ THERE AIN'T A BIRD
WHO KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪

♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪

♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, ♪
EVERYWHERE YOU ARE ♪



♪ THERE'S A HEART,
THERE'S A HEART ♪

♪ A HAND TO HOLD ON TO ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ THERE'S A FACE ♪

♪ OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪

♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪

♪ A LIGHT IS WAITING
TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ DOOBIE DOO RAH DAH BAH ♪

[THUNDER]



AAH! AAH!

JOEY! WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE?

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SCREAMING?

DANNY, THIS PSYCHO

WAS ABOUT TO MASH MY POTATO.

I WAS NOT. I HEARD
A NOISE DOWN HERE.

I THOUGHT IT WAS A PROWLER.

SHH! LIAR.

FOLLOW ME. IT'S OVER HERE.

[THUNDER]

HELLO.

OH! OH!

DON'T EVER SAY HELLO TO
YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT AGAIN.

DO YOU GUYS PLAY
BASEBALL EVERY NIGHT

AFTER WE GO TO SLEEP?

WELL, ACTUALLY, GIRLS,

YOUR UNCLE JESSE'S HOLDING A BAT

BECAUSE HE'S A
WEE BIT MIFFED AT ME.

A WEE BIT MIFFED?

I'M MIFFED OFF.

WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT
YOU DID TO ME TONIGHT...

COME ON, JESSE, LET'S
LET BYGONES BE BYGONES.

ALL RIGHT. BYE. YOU'RE GONE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE,

BUT WHY DON'T YOU
GUYS JUST STOP THIS AND...

GIVE EACH OTHER A HUG?

A HIGH FIVE?

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD.

YOU KNOW WHY? I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF A
LITTLE STORY ENTITLED,

MEAN MR. JOEY STABS
SWEET, INNOCENT

UNCLE JESSE IN THE BACK.

STORY TIME.

GIRLS, YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR

MEAN JOEY STABS SWEET,
INNOCENT UNCLE JESSE

IN THE BACK, DO YOU?

YEAH. IT'S GOT A GREAT TITLE.

ALL RIGHT. ONE QUICK STORY,

BUT DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
STAYING UP TO WATCH LETTERMAN.

THIS BETTER BE PG.

IT ALL STARTED LAST WEEK.

THE EXTERMINATOR
BUSINESS WAS SLOW,

SO I DECIDED TO
START TEACHING GUITAR.

I WAS WAITING FOR MY
NEW STUDENT TO SHOW UP.

♪ SHE'S A LADY, SHE'S... ♪

ALL RIGHT, SHE'S NOT.

♪ SHE'S A WOMAN, SHE'S... ♪

♪ SHE'S A MUCHACHA ♪

MAYBE SHE'S A MAN.

UNCLE JESSE,

THERE'S A GIRL HERE TO SEE YOU.

THIS ONE'S GREAT.

OH. THAT MUST BE MY
NEW GUITAR STUDENT.

YEAH, RIGHT.

COME ON IN!

HI.

[PLAYS SOUR CHORD]

I'M CORINNA SPICER.

I'M JESSE COCHRAN.

I'M OUTTA HERE.

CORINNA? THAT'S A
REAL PRETTY NAME.

SO, WELCOME TO THE JESSE
COCHRAN SCHOOL OF MUSIC.

I'LL TAKE THIS, PLEASE.

INTERESTING DECOR.

I DON'T MEET A LOT OF MEN

WITH LITTLE PINK
BUNNIES ON THEIR WALLS.

I'M ALSO A MOUSEKETEER.

I LIKE THAT IN A MAN.

GOOD, BECAUSE TODAY IS
"ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN" DAY.

HERE. TAKE A SEAT.

WHY? BECAUSE WE LIKE YOU.

I KILL MYSELF.

BUT, JESSE, I HAVE TO WARN YOU.

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO
MUSICAL EXPERIENCE.

I TEACH SECOND GRADE

AND I WANT TO ACCOMPANY
MY KIDS ON SING-ALONGS.

THAT'S WONDERFUL!

YOU GET TO WORK WITH CHILDREN.

I LOVE YOUNGSTERS.

UNCLE JESSE... NOT NOW.

AWW.

AWWW!

POOR MR. TEDDY.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...
AS SOON AS WE'RE DONE,

I'LL HELP YOU SEW
MR. TEDDY'S HEAD

RIGHT BACK ON TO
MR. TEDDY'S BODY.

OK, HONEYBUNCH, SUGAR PIE?

HONEYBUNCH? SUGAR PIE?

THIS IS WEIRD.

YOU'RE PRETTY.

WATCH HIM.

[CHUCKLES] MY LITTLE NIECE...

I COULD JUST EAT HER UP.

OK... BACK TO MUSIC.
ALL RIGHT, NOW,

I'M GOING TO TEACH
YOU 2 SIMPLE CORDS.

AND IN NO TIME YOU'RE GONNA
BE PLAYING A SONG. ALL RIGHT?

FIRST CHORD...
IT'S AN "A" CHORD.

"A" CHORD!

YOU'RE REAL PRETTY
WHEN YOU SMILE LIKE THAT.

SORRY. BACK TO MUSIC.

ANYWAY, THE NEXT CHORD
WOULD BE A "D" CHORD,

WHICH IS THIS NOTE,
THIS NOTE, AND THAT NOTE.

TRY THAT.

[PLAYS SOUR CHORD]

PERFECT. GOOD.

YOU NOW HAVE MORE
MUSICAL KNOWLEDGE

THAN TWISTED SISTER.

WITH THOSE 2 CHORDS,

YOU CAN PLAY 374 TUNES,

INCLUDING SUCH
CAMPFIRE FAVORITES AS...

♪ HANG DOWN YOUR
HEAD, TOM DOOLEY ♪

♪ HANG DOWN YOUR HEAD... ♪

♪ WISE MEN SAY ♪

♪ ONLY FOOLS RUSH IN ♪

♪ BUT I ♪

♪ I JUST CAN'T HELP ♪

♪ FALLING IN LOVE ♪

♪ WITH YOU ♪

♪ HANG DOWN YOUR
HEAD, TOM DOOLEY ♪

EVERYBODY SING ALONG!

♪ POOR BOY, YOU'RE
BOUND TO DIE ♪

[PLAYS SOUR CHORD]

THERE'S THAT CHORD
AGAIN. VERY NICE.

LET'S TRY THE STRUM.

THIS ONE, THAT ONE,
THIS ONE, THAT ONE.

GOOD.

Jesse: AFTER THE
LESSON, I INVITED CORINNA

OUT FOR A LITTLE RIDE
ON MY MOTORCYCLE.

7 HOURS LATER... WAAA! WAAA!

THAT'S THE POWER
LAUGH. THAT'S GOOD.

YOU WANT TO STAY
AND HAVE A DRINK?

OH, I REALLY CAN'T. I
HAVE OTHER PLANS.

BUT THANK YOU FOR A GREAT DAY.

A GUITAR LESSON,
A PICNIC BY THE BAY.

CANDLELIGHT DINNER
IN WINE COUNTRY.

YOU DO THIS FOR
ALL YOUR STUDENTS?

WELL, THAT WAS
THE DELUXE LESSON.

THAT WILL BE $475.

THE CHECK'S IN THE MAIL.

I'LL SEE YOU NEXT
WEDNESDAY, WEDNESDAY NIGHT?

OK.

CORINNA.

I HAD A... REALLY
NICE TIME TODAY.

EEW! EEW!

THOSE ARE MY NIECES.

BYE, JESSE.

BYE, CORINNA.

HAVE MERCY.

DON'T EVER "EEW" WHEN
YOUR UNCLE'S KISSING.

JOEY, THIS WAS ACTUALLY CLEANER

WHEN FOOD WAS COOKING IN IT.

JESSE, WE SAVED YOU SOME CHILI.

NOT HUNGRY.

OH, BROTHER, NOT AGAIN.

OK... WHAT'S HER NAME?

CORINNA.

CORINNA?

DON'T YOU EVER MEET
A DEBBIE OR A SUSIE?

FINE. YOU GUYS CRACK
ALL THE JOKES YOU WANT.

BUT I'M TELLING YOU,

WHEN OUR EYES MET,
THERE WAS MAGIC.

WITH YOU THERE'S ALWAYS MAGIC

BECAUSE YOU WEAR A TOP HAT

AND PULL WHITE DOVES
OUT OF YOUR PANTS.

FINE. THAT'S FINE.

IN JESSE'S DEFENSE,

WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE, I
THINK ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

I FELT THE SAME INSTANT
MAGIC WHEN I MET PAM.

SHE WALKED INTO MY 10th
GRADE GEOMETRY CLASS,

SAT DOWN RIGHT
NEXT TO ME, AND I SAID,

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] "HI. CAN
I BORROW YOUR SLIDE RULE?"

YOU DIDN'T REACH
PUBERTY BY THE 10th GRADE?

NOT TILL I MET PAM.

THE NEXT MORNING I
WOKE UP WITH A MUSTACHE.

I'M SORRY. NO SALE, BOYS.

LOVE JUST DOES NOT
HAPPEN THAT FAST.

HEY, GUYS, YOU KNOW
HOW I KNOW IT'S REAL?

I CAN'T STOP SMILING.

I'M JUST SMILING AWAY
LIKE I'M NANCY REAGAN.

I JUST CAN'T STOP SMILING.

I STOPPED, THANKS TO HIM.

BUT CORINNA AND ME
WERE MADLY IN LOVE.

WE DID SEE THEM KISSING.

EEW! EEW!

JESSE, PLEASE STOP MAKING
OUT IN FRONT OF MY KIDS.

MR. BACK-STABBER,

WHY DON'T YOU TELL
EVERYBODY WHAT YOU DID TODAY?

WELL, I WOKE UP,
TURNED OFF THE ALARM,

DID THAT STRETCHING THING...

NOT THE STRETCHING THING,
THE BACK-STABBING THING!

COULD YOU PICK UP
THE PACE A LITTLE BIT?

I'D LIKE TO GET THE GIRLS TO BED

BEFORE GOOD MORNING, AMERICA.

WELL, IT WAS STORMY,

AND ME AND DANNY AND THE GIRLS

WERE GETTING READY TO
WATCH THE WIZARD OF OZ.

HERE WE GO. POPCORN DU JOUR.

ALL IN HONOR OF STEPHANIE'S

FIRST VIEWING OF
THE WIZARD OF OZ.

I'M PSYCHED.

YOU SHOULD BE, HONEY.

IT'S THE SWEETEST LITTLE MOVIE.

THERE'S THIS PRETTY
GIRL DOROTHY,

AND SHE'S GOT THIS
ADORABLE DOG TOTO,

WHO GETS KIDNAPED
BY THIS HORRIBLE WITCH.

BUT SHE GETS HER DOG BACK,

AND HER HOUSE FLIES
THROUGH THE AIR,

AND THEN IT LANDS ON
THIS OTHER HORRIBLE WITCH

WHOSE FEET CURL
UP LIKE PARTY FAVORS.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

TRUST ME, HONEY.

IT'S THE SWEETEST LITTLE MOVIE.

HI. I'M JOEY. CAN I
HELP YOU, PLEASE?

I'M HERE TO SEE JESSE.

AREN'T THEY ALL?

I'M CORINNA SPENCER. I
HAVE A GUITAR LESSON.

JESSE CALLED TO SAY HE'S
RUNNING A LITTLE BIT LATE.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO WATCH
THE WIZARD OF OZ WITH US?

OH, THAT'S MY
FAVORITE MOVIE. YEAH.

IT'S MINE, TOO. COME ON IN.

CORINNA, THIS IS DANNY,
STEPHANIE, D.J., AND MICHELLE.

HI. CORINNA.

HI. HI.

[THUNDER]

OH, DAD, SOMETHING
HAPPENED TO THE TV.

IT'S SNOWING IN KANSAS.

THE CABLE GOES OUT
EVERY TIME THERE'S A STORM.

FIX IT.

STEPH, THIS IS NOT
SOMETHING I CAN FIX.

FIX IT.

STEPH, I'M GONNA CALL
THE CABLE COMPANY.

YOU'LL GET A BUSY SIGNAL.

FIX IT.

WHY WASN'T I BORN
A CABLE REPAIRMAN?

HEY, NO PROBLEM. I DO THAT
WIZARD OF OZ BIT IN MY ACT.

SOMEBODY DO
SOMETHING. I'M VERY UPSET.

OK, EVERYBODY GATHER
ROUND FOR THE WIZARD OF OZ.

GRAB A SEAT RIGHT
IN FRONT. HERE WE GO.

[IMITATING WIND]

[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
DOROTHY, DOROTHY!

[HIGHER-PITCHED VOICE]
AUNTIE EM, AUNTIE EM!

A TWISTER! A TWISTER! A TWISTER!

[CACKLING] AH HA HA HA HA!

[WIND SOUNDS]

[IMITATING OWL HOOTING]

IT SURE IS SCARY
AROUND THESE PARTS.

THERE'S PROBABLY LIONS
AND TIGERS AND BEARS. OH, MY.

COME ON, YOU GUYS...

LIONS AND TIGERS
AND BEARS. OH, MY!

LIONS AND TIGERS
AND BEARS. OH, MY!

RRUUFF! HA HA HA HA HA!

PUT 'EM UP. PUT 'EM UP.

♪ IF I WERE KING OF THE FOREST ♪

HA HA HA.

I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!

SSSS! I'M MELTING! MELTING!

I FEEL LIKE... BUTTER.

YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD THE
POWER TO GET BACK TO KANSAS.

JUST CLICK YOUR HEELS
TOGETHER 3 TIMES AND SAY,

"THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME."

[WIND SOUNDS]

AH! DOROTHY, WAKE UP.

YOUR TEETH ARE FINISHED.

WELL, WHAT DID YOU THINK?

FIX IT!

OH, JOEY, I LOVED IT.

YEAH. THAT WAS AN
INCREDIBLE SIMULATION.

I HOPE YOU DON'T FEEL BAD

WHEN I RENT THE TAPE TOMORROW.

OK, GIRLS, COME ON.

IT'S TIME TO GET YOU
INTO YOUR PAJAMAS

AND READY FOR BED.

AWW. AWW.

THIS SHOULD ONLY
TAKE 5 OR 6 HOURS.

GOOD NIGHT, JOEY.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.

OH, GREAT KIDS.

YEAH. THEY'RE THE GREATEST KIDS

IN THE HISTORY OF KIDS.

I LOVE HOW CHILDREN
ARE SO OPEN AND NATURAL.

I THINK THAT'S WHY I
WENT INTO TEACHING.

THAT'S WHY I REFUSE TO GROW UP.

OH, YOU SEEM PRETTY
GROWN UP TO ME.

WHO, ME, THE GUY WHO
KEEPS ABE LINCOLN ON A STICK

IN HIS BEDROOM?

JOEY, YOU ARE SO FUNNY.

I THINK THAT A SENSE OF HUMOR

IS A VERY SEXY QUALITY IN A MAN.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND MUST ADORE YOU.

OH, I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

YOU'RE NOT SEEING ANYBODY?

WELL, SORT OF.

I'M SEEING THE DENTIST
NEXT WEDNESDAY.

WELL, IF THINGS DON'T WORK OUT
BETWEEN YOU AND THE DENTIST,

MAYBE YOU AND I
COULD GET TOGETHER.

WELL, DR. HOFFMAN'S PRETTY CUTE,

BUT HE IS MARRIED.

SO, UH, PICK A TIME.

HOW ABOUT RIGHT AFTER MY
GUITAR LESSON WITH JESSE?

JESSE.

CORINNA.

JESSE... YEAH.

UH, YEAH. EXCUSE ME.

I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON
SOMETHING IN THE KITCHEN.

CAN I GIVE YOU A HAND?

UH, NO. I'M DOING FINE.

OK.

WHAT EXACTLY ARE
YOU CHECKING ON?

I'M JUST DOING SOME
RANDOM CHECKING.

SALT.

PEPPER.

DUCK.

STOVE.

SINK. FAUCET.

JESSE'S GIRL.

WELL, EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT.

YOU KNOW, HE'S REALLY
CRAZY ABOUT YOU.

YEAH, WELL, JESSE'S
REALLY A TERRIFIC GUY,

AND WE HAD A REALLY
NICE DAY TOGETHER.

BUT TO BE HONEST,

THERE WAS NOTHING
REALLY SPECIAL BETWEEN US.

THAT'S NOT EXACTLY
HOW JESSE PUTS IT.

AND IF THERE'S ONE THING
IN LIFE THAT'S SACRED...

YOU NEVER MESS
WITH A BUDDY'S GIRL.

BUT I'M NOT HIS GIRL.

ALL JESSE AND I HAD BETWEEN US

WAS ONE LITTLE
INNOCENT KISS GOOD-BYE.

IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.

IT WAS ONE OF THESE.

OH, THAT RIGHT THERE...
THAT WAS NOTHING.

IT'S HOW I KISS MY GRANDMOTHER.

YOU MUST BE VERY CLOSE.

IT WAS LIKE 4 LIPS
SHAKING HANDS.

LOOK, I KNOW. WE
CAN TRY IT AGAIN.

[THUNDER]

OH, GOOD. YOU'RE HOME.

[THUNDER]

SO WHERE WAS I?

I CAME IN AND FOUND YOU
KISSING THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS.

OH, YEAH.

GOOD MEMORY.

SO THERE WE WERE.

JESSE HAD WALKED IN TO FIND ME

KISSING THE WOMAN OF HIS DREAMS.

OH, GOOD. YOU'RE HOME.

WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE?

WELL, JESSE, ACTUALLY,
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.

CORINNA WAS CHOKING
ON SOME BAD CHEESE,

SO I INITIATED A
HEIMLICH MANEUVER.

AND WHEN THAT DIDN'T WORK,

I TRIED TO SUCK OUT THE CHEESE

USING THE HOOVER MANEUVER.

SO YOU WEREN'T KISSING.

YOU WERE SEARCHING FOR CHEESE.

YOU LOOK UPSET.

WHY WOULD I BE UPSET?
YOU SAVED THE LIFE

OF SOMEONE WHO'S
VERY SPECIAL TO ME.

JESSE... CORINNA, PLEASE.

I'M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD

TO GIVE A GUITAR LESSON.

BESIDES, YOU'RE
PROBABLY STILL REELING

FROM THAT NEAR DEATH BY CHEESE.

WHY DON'T YOU GO
HOME AND PRACTICE?

JESSE, WAIT A MINUTE.

THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO SAY.

CORINNA REALLY WASN'T CHOKING

ON ANY BAD CHEESE.

NO!

WE WERE KISSING.

NO!

CORINNA, JOEY AND
I SHOULD PROBABLY

HAVE A WORD TOGETHER ALONE.

LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY IF
THERE'S ANY MISUNDERSTANDING.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO
CAUSE ANY TROUBLE.

OH, THERE WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE.

JESSE AND I ARE
VERY CLOSE FRIENDS.

WE'LL HAVE A HEART TO HEART

AND WORK THIS THING OUT

IN A VERY CALM,
RATIONAL, ADULT MANNER.

COME HERE! COME HERE, YOU!

FREEZE!

I HAVE A BABY AND I
KNOW HOW TO USE IT.

JOEY... I'M WARNING
YOU, SHE'S LOADED.

PUT THE BABY DOWN.

NOT A CHANCE.

FINE. I'LL WAIT.

YOU'VE GOT TO PUT
THE KID DOWN SOMETIME.

2 OR 3 DAYS,

THAT DIAPER'S GONNA
WEIGH 5-600 POUNDS.

JESSE, I'M REALLY SORRY.

I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED
EVERYTHING COLD

BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENED.

I SHOULD HAVE TALKED TO YOU.

REALLY?

YEAH, YOU WERE RIGHT.

I FELT THIS INSTANT MAGIC

AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER.

YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH HER.

YOU CAN'T FALL IN
LOVE WITH HER, MAN.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER FIRST!

I'M SORRY, BUT
SHE LIKES ME MORE.

HOW CAN SHE LIKE YOU
MORE THAN SHE LIKES ME?

BOYS. STOP THIS.

MICHELLE HAS ENOUGH
LOVE FOR ALL OF US.

DON'T MAKE HER CHOOSE.

NOW, BOTH OF YOU,
GIVE HER A KISS.

GO AHEAD. GIVE HER A KISS.

SO NOW A SECOND WOMAN
HAD COME BETWEEN US.

I WANTED TO TALK THINGS OUT,

BUT JESSE SAID HE COULDN'T
STAND TO LOOK AT ME.

APPARENTLY, A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER

PUTS HIM IN THE MOOD
FOR CONVERSATION.

I TOLD YOU I HEARD A NOISE.
I WASN'T GONNA BAT YOU.

ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, IT'S
TIME TO GO TO SLEEP.

YOUR UNCLE JESSE
AND JOEY HAVE TOLD YOU

A WONDERFUL BEDTIME STORY.

I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE VISIONS

OF JEALOUS LITTLE SUGARPLUMS
DANCING IN YOUR HEADS.

WAIT A MINUTE. HOW
DOES THE STORY END?

J0EY'S GUILT DRIVES
HIM TOTALLY INSANE,

BUT NO ONE KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE.

I DON'T THINK SO.

WAKE US UP AND TELL
US WHO GETS THE GIRL.

THERE'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT WORLD

THAT STARTS THE
SECOND WE GO TO SLEEP.

GOOD NIGHT.

Both: GOOD NIGHT.

GUYS, COME HERE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?

BEFORE YOU DUEL TO THE DEATH,

LET'S HAVE ONE MORE
CONVERSATION TO WORK THIS OUT.

NOT WITH THIS SCUM.

OK, WELL, JUST TALK TO ME.

LET ME ASK YOU BOYS
A QUESTION OR TWO

ABOUT YOUR BELOVED CORINNA.

WHAT ARE THE THINGS SHE
CARES ABOUT MOST IN THE WORLD?

WHAT DOES SHE LOOK FOR IN
A RELATIONSHIP WITH A MAN?

LET'S TRY THIS ONE. WHAT
COLOR ARE HER EYES?

HAZEL. GREEN.

HAZEL. GREEN.

THEY HAVE WHITE
AROUND THE EDGE, I THINK.

ANYBODY KNOW HER LAST NAME?

SPICER. SPICER.

PAT SAJAK KNOWS MORE
ABOUT HIS CONTESTANTS.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK

YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH CORINNA.

THAT TAKES TIME.

I THINK MAYBE YOU FELL IN LOVE

WITH BEING IN LOVE.

AM I RIGHT, JESSE?

I DO SEEM TO FALL IN LOVE A LOT.

BUT IT'S JUST BECAUSE
I'M ALWAYS HOPING

THAT THIS IS THE ONE.

I JUST WANT TO MEET
ONE NICE, SPECIAL GIRL

I CAN SPEND MY LIFE WITH.

AW, JESSE.

EVERYBODY WANTS THAT.

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
TO TRY SO HARD.

WHEN THE RIGHT
WOMAN COMES ALONG,

YOU REALLY WILL KNOW IT.

I COULD HAVE SWORN
CORINNA WAS IT.

MAYBE I DID GO A
LITTLE OVERBOARD.

I GUESS I WAS JUST
SHOCKED THAT SHE LIKED ME

AS MUCH AS I LIKED HER.

WHY ARE YOU SHOCKED?

HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN YOURSELF.

YOU'RE A GOOD GUY.

AS MUCH AS I HATE TO ADMIT IT,

IT SEEMS LIKE CORINNA LIKES YOU

MORE THAN SHE LIKES ME.

GOD, I HATE TO ADMIT IT.

ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT SCUM.

I KNOW THAT COMES
FROM YOUR HEART, JESS.

THAT WAS ALMOST SEMI-TOUCHING.

AH-CHOO!

YOU HEAR THAT NOISE? I TOLD
YOU SOMEONE'S OUT HERE.

HI.

CORINNA. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE? COME IN.

I REALLY FELT TERRIBLE
ABOUT TONIGHT

AND I CAME BACK TO APOLOGIZE.

BUT THEN I HEARD SHOUTING,
SO I DECIDED TO GO HOME.

THEN I FELT EVEN WORSE,
SO I DECIDED TO COME BACK.

LOOK, YOU BOTH ARE GREAT GUYS

AND I WOULD HATE TO DO ANYTHING

TO MESS UP YOUR FRIENDSHIP.

I'M REALLY SORRY.

OK, NOW I'M GOING TO GO
HOME AGAIN. GOOD-BYE.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

I MAY HAVE MET YOU FIRST,

BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW

WHO BELONGS TOGETHER HERE.

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE SOME TIME

AND GET TO KNOW JOEY.

HE'S A GOOD GUY.

HE'S GOT PAJAMA PROBLEMS, BUT...

I LOVE THIS GUY.

HUG HER, NOT ME.

SORRY.

BIG DUMMY.

COME ON, JESSE, LET'S
LEAVE THESE TWO ALONE.

BY THE WAY,

WHAT WERE YOU REALLY
GONNA DO WITH THE BAT?

I WAS GONNA KILL HIM.

THAT'S WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE.

EEW! EWW!

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.

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