Full House (1987–1995): Season 1, Episode 6 - Daddy's Home - full transcript

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♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪

♪ THE MILKMAN, THE
PAPER BOY, EVENING TV ♪

♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪

♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪

♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S
CONFUSING ME ♪

♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪

♪ THERE AIN'T A BIRD
WHO KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪

♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪

♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, ♪
EVERYWHERE YOU ARE ♪



♪ THERE'S A HEART,
THERE'S A HEART ♪

♪ A HAND TO HOLD ON TO ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ THERE'S A FACE ♪

♪ OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪

♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪

♪ A LIGHT IS WAITING
TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ DOOBIE DOO RAH DAH BAH ♪

NOW, MICHELLE, STAY RIGHT HERE.



WHERE YOU GONNA GO?

YOU'RE IN A BABY JAIL.

I'M READY FOR
STEPHANIE'S RECITAL.

DO YOU THINK THE
SHIRT AND TIE GO?

WELL, I THINK THE SHIRT
AND THE TIE SHOULD GO.

1, 2, 3, 4.

1, 2, 3, 4.

STEPHANIE, YOU'VE
BEEN REHEARSING

FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT.

YOU'RE THIS CLOSE
TO BALLERINA BURNOUT.

STEPHANIE. STEPHANIE.

STEPHANIE.

STEPHANIE. STEPHANIE.

I AM NOT STEPHANIE.

I'M A SWAN WHO'S ABOUT
TO KICK THE BUCKET.

OH, GOD.

THERE'S A DEAD SWAN
IN THE LIVING ROOM.

JOEY... I'M ALIVE. I
WAS JUST ACTING.

NO! GET OUT OF TOWN.

UNBELIEVABLE!

UH-OH. THAT'S DADDY.

I DON'T WANT HIM TO SEE ME
IN MY TUTU UNTIL SHOWTIME.

YIKES!

SORRY I'M LATE.

I WAS EDITING MY FEATURE
ON GREAT MOMENTS IN BOWLING

AND I GOT HELD UP

WHEN I COULDN'T FIND
A SECOND MOMENT.

OH, DAD, AFTER
STEPHANIE'S RECITAL,

WE HIT THE BIG SALE
AT THE FASHION MART.

EVERYTHING IS HALF OFF.

THAT DOESN'T SAVE ME ANY MONEY

'CAUSE YOU'LL JUST BUY
TWICE AS MUCH STUFF, RIGHT?

I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE.

IT'S SATURDAY AFTERNOON,

I'M ALL DRESSED UP...
AND WHERE AM I GOING?

A MUNCHKIN BALLET.

UNCLE JESSE, HOT OUTFIT.

HELP JOEY.

[CHUCKLING]

VERY SHARP, JOSEPH.

WHERE YOU GOING
AFTER THE BALLET,

DON HO'S WEDDING?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

CIAO.

JESSE, IT'S FOR YOU.

HOW DO YOU KNOW SHE'S
NOT HERE TO SEE ME?

JESSE!

ADRIANNA, HAVE MERCY.

WHOO!

MMM. HOW ARE YOU?

IF SHE'S HERE TO SEE YOU,

SHE'S VERY NICE TO YOUR FRIENDS.

LET ME INTRODUCE
YOU TO MY ROOMMATES.

THIS IS DANNY TANNER,

AND THIS IS... KING KAMEHAMEHA.

YOU YOU GUYS WILL NEVER GUESS

WHERE I MET THIS GIRL.

A PTA MEETING?

CLOSE. SKYDIVING.

[ITALIAN ACCENT] HE
MISSED THE TARGET

AND DROPPED RIGHT
INTO MY ALFA ROMEO.

"DROPPED RIGHT MY
ALFA..." I LOVE THAT!

ANYWAY, SHE ASKED ME TO
COME BACK TO HER PLACE,

AND IT TURNED OUT
HER PLACE WAS IN ROME.

WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN?

COME ON, I'LL MAKE
YOU SOME SPAGHETTI-Os.

THE GUY IS AMAZING.

HE TAKES OFF, JUST
LIKE THAT, GOES TO ROME,

NO TOOTHBRUSH, NO
CLEAN UNDERWEAR.

WHAT A LIFE!

NOW, THAT IS MY FANTASY.

YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT
HAVING BAD BREATH

AND DIRTY UNDERWEAR?

[BABY GIGGLES]

MICHELLE! HI, MICHELLE.

OH, HI!

SAY DADA.

SAY DADA.

SAY DA.

SAY BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.

SHE'S SO CLOSE. I CAN FEEL IT.

SAY DADA. COME ON.

[LITTLE BABY VOICE] DADA, OK?

NOW GET OFF MY BACK.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

HELLO.

REALLY?

THE STATION WANTS ME TO
COVER THE GAME OF THE WEEK?

THAT'S GREAT!

UM... NO, THAT'S NOT GREAT.

LOOK, MY LITTLE GIRL

IS HAVING HER FIRST
BALLET RECITAL.

ANY CHANCE STANFORD AND
UCLA COULD DELAY THE KICKOFF,

YOU KNOW, LIKE 3, 4 HOURS?

[CHUCKLES] HEY, I TOOK A SHOT.

ALL RIGHT. YEAH, I'LL BE THERE.

YOU'RE GOING TO MISS MY RECITAL?

I'M REALLY SORRY, HONEY.

I FEEL TERRIBLE.

IT'S OK, DAD. ME AND STEPH

UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE TO WORK.

BUT IT'S GREAT HAVING
YOUR DAD ON TV,

RIGHT, STEPH?

YEAH. THAT PART'S FUN.

I GUESS THIS MEANS WE'RE
GONNA MISS THE BIG SALE, TOO.

THAT'S OK. WE CAN
GO SOME OTHER TIME...

AND PAY FULL PRICE.

CAN I HELP YOU?

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

GO AHEAD, TALK.

SO HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING.

I THINK I NEED TO MAKE
SOME CHANGES IN MY LIFE.

BRAN. EAT MORE BRAN.

WHAT I MEAN BY CHANGE IS...

MORE DANGER, MORE EXCITEMENT,

MORE... ADRIANNA.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I'LL BE RIGHT HERE.

HEH HEH.

COME HERE, COME HERE, COME HERE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I WANT YOUR LIFE.

WERE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS?

NO, I WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS.

I WAS LIKE YOU.

THEN I TURNED 4.

I REMEMBER, MAN, MY
DAD GOT ME MY FIRST BIKE.

SAILED INTO THE DRIVEWAY,

I RIPPED OFF THE
TRAINING WHEELS,

PACKED A BAG, AND
TOOK OFF TO ADVENTURE.

IF MY DAD HADN'T SNAGGED ME,

I'D HAVE MADE IT ALL THE
WAY TO THE DAIRY QUEEN.

SEE? I LOVE THAT STORY.

THAT'S WHAT I WANT...

A LIFE WITHOUT TRAINING WHEELS.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, KID?

I LIKE YOU.

I THINK I COULD
GIVE YOU THAT LIFE.

BUT YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND,

WHEN YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT A LIFE LIKE MINE,

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
LIVING ON THE EDGE, MAN.

YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT TAKING RISKS.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT...

BUYING A NEW WARDROBE.

ARE YOU, JOSEPH GLADSTONE,

READY TO MAKE THAT
KIND OF COMMITMENT?

I AM READY TO BE COMMITTED.

RIGHT. UH-HUH.

AND NOW I GET ONE.

JESSE.

JESSE.

WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT?

HOW WAS STEPHANIE'S RECITAL?

SHE CAME OUT, SHE
DANCED, SHE DIED.

OH, GOD. I WISH I
COULD HAVE BEEN THERE.

ALL RIGHT, I RUSHED HOME.

THERE'S STILL TIME TO
TAKE THE GIRLS SHOPPING.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I
ALREADY TOOK CARE OF IT.

I HAD TO TAKE JOEY SHOPPING,

SO I TOOK THE GIRLS TO THE
SALE, SAVED YOU A FEW BUCKS.

OH.

THAT WAS NICE OF YOU.

HEY, GIRLS! COME ON DOWNSTAIRS

AND MODEL YOUR NEW
CLOTHES FOR YOUR DAD! GO!

UH, JESSE, WHY DON'T
I JUST WAIT FOR YOU

BACK AT THE HOTEL?

AND I'LL TRY ON

THIS CUTE LITTLE
OUTFIT YOU BOUGHT ME.

BYE.

HAVE MERCY.

AHEM!

OH, YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS.

[PLAYS RUNWAY MUSIC]

AND NOW, THE LOVELY DONNA JO.

DONNA JO IS SPORTING
THAT LOVELY FALL LOOK.

SHE'S GOT A TOMATO-RED HAT

FOR THAT TOMATO-HEAD LOOK.

AND HEY, LOOK AT
THEM SHOULDERS, HUH?

TOO MUCH, BABY.
THANK YOU, DONNA JO.

AND NOW, STEPHANIE.

THE YOUNG STEPHANIE, JUST
BACK FROM A SHOW IN MILAN,

STEPS OUT IN STYLE IN
HER MULTICOLORED PRINT.

SHE'S A NICE KID,

BUT SHE'S GOT A BACK PROBLEM.

THANK YOU, STEPHANIE.

THANK YOU, STEPHANIE.

THANK YOU, STEPHANIE.

THANKS, STEPH!

OOH!

AND NOW FOR THE LATEST

IN THE ALWAYS EXCITING
WORLD OF TODDLER FASHION,

THE LOVELY,
SCINTILLATING MICHELLE.

MICHELLE IS SPORTING
THAT LOOK THAT SAYS,

"HEY, BABE. IT'S
THE LATE EIGHTIES

AND I'M LOVING
EVERY MINUTE OF IT."

COME HERE, YOU LITTLE WEASEL.

LOOKS LIKE I MISSED OUT
ON A REALLY SPECIAL DAY.

MY LITTLE GIRLS...

THEY'RE GROWING UP SO FAST.

AND NOW, TAKING A
MAJOR FASHION RISK,

IS THE ULTIMATE MACHO MACHO MAN,

BIG JOE STUD!

JOEY... SHUT UP, PUNK.

JOEY, YOU KNOW,

YOU ACTUALLY MAKE
MICHAEL JACKSON LOOK TOUGH.

MICHELLE, YOU'RE
GOING TO BE SUCH A FOX

WHEN YOU GET OLDER.

DADA.

JESSE, MY LITTLE GIRL
JUST CALLED YOU DADA.

OH, NO. SHE DIDN'T CALL ME DADA.

SHE CALLED ME, UH,
SHE CALLED ME DODO.

WELL, HERE. HERE'S YOUR DAD.

THERE. LAY A DADA
ON HIM. COME ON.

HI. REMEMBER ME?

REMEMBER? I'M YOUR
BIOLOGICAL DADA.

COME ON, YOU LITTLE MUPPET.

THE GUY'S REALLY
ASKING FOR A DADA.

CAN'T YOU GIVE HIM
A DADA? COME ON.

I'M YOUR UNCLE JESSE.

DADA.

I'M NOT YOUR DAD.

HERE.

GIVE ME THE BABE.

DADA.

HERE.

HI. IT'S ME... DADA!

DADA, DADA, DADA, DADA.

MY SWEET LITTLE BABY,

MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD,

THINKS THAT YOU
TWO ARE HER FATHER.

OH, MY GOD!

MY LITTLE BABY

DOESN'T HAVE THE
FOGGIEST IDEA WHO I AM.

HOW MANY OF US REALLY
KNOW WHO WE ARE?

THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

I'M WORKING TOO MANY HOURS.

I'VE GOT TO SPEND MORE
TIME WITH MY CHILDREN.

UNCLE JESSE BOUGHT
US THESE TO GO CLUBBING.

CAN WE KEEP THEM, DAD?

"DAD." SHE CALLED ME DAD.

OH!

GIRLS, I AM TAKING
ALL 3 OF YOU OUT

FOR FATHER-DAUGHTER DAY.

ALL RIGHT, DADDY!

SHE CALLED ME DADDY, TOO.

WHOO! PRETTY DARN EXCITING, HUH?

WANT TO JUMP THAT
FOUNTAIN AGAIN?

ALL RIGHT.

JOSEPH, WE'RE OFF THE BIKE.

SO... I SHOULD LET
GO OF YOU NOW.

EITHER THAT OR WE HAVE
A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO

TO MY PARENTS.

GET OFF!

HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT RIDE?

JESSE, IT WAS A REVELATION.

I SAW GOD!

IN FACT, I THINK WE LAPPED HIM.

ALL RIGHT, MAN,

YOU GOT THE LOOK,
YOU GOT THE FEEL.

NOW ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS GET
ON A BIKE AND RIDE TO ADVENTURE.

YEAH, BABY! I'M HELL-BOUND!

WHOA, WHOA! YOU AIN'T
HELL-BOUND ON MY BIKE.

NOBODY RIDES MY BIKE BUT ME.

YOU NEED A BIKE?

TAKE YOUR PICK.

AND IF YOU MISS
THAT VROOM SOUND,

PUT SOME CARDS IN THE SPOKES.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?

YOU'RE A BIKE TEASE.

YOU GET A GUY ALL FIRED UP,

THEN YOU SAY, UH-UH, NO.

WELL, I WANT DANGER,
I WANT ADVENTURE,

I WANT TO RIDE YOUR PIG.

THAT'S HOG.

ALL RIGHT, JOEY.

ONCE AROUND THE BLOCK.

GO AHEAD.

NOW, LISTEN, YOU BE VERY,
VERY CAREFUL. YOU HEAR ME?

[STARTS ENGINE, REVVING]

I CAN'T WATCH THIS.

WHOA! WHOA! HOLD IT!

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, DUDE?

YOU GOT TO OPEN THE
GARAGE DOOR, DUDE.

RADICAL.

DADDY, WHY ARE YOU
MAKING FEET MOVIES?

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU,

AND I LOVE YOUR LITTLE FEET.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

DADDY LOVES ME AND
HE LOVES MY LITTLE FEET.

I WANT TO PRESERVE
EVERY MINUTE OF YOUR LIVES.

I'M GONNA GO BRUSH MY TEETH.

DO YOU WANT TO RELOAD?

WAIT A MINUTE, D.J.

GIRLS, I HAVE A
SURPRISE FOR YOU.

I AM NOT GOING TO WORK TODAY.

TODAY IS FATHER-DAUGHTER
DAY, PART 2.

YAY! YAY!

WAIT A MINUTE, DAD.
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS?

SUNDAY'S YOUR BUSIEST DAY.

I WORKED IT OUT.

I'M WORKING NEW YEAR'S EVE,

BUT I WORKED IT OUT.

THIS IS YOUR DAY.

WE CAN DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT TO DO.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

CAN WE... TAKE A
CRUISE AROUND THE BAY?

IT'S YOUR DAY.

THEN CAN WE GO HORSEBACK RIDING?

IT'S YOUR DAY.

THEN CAN WE BUY A BIG-SCREEN TV,

A CD PLAYER, AND A
COUPLE OF MOPEDS?

WHY DON'T I JUST GET YOU
YOUR OWN MASTERCARD?

OOH, IT IS MY DAY.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HELLO. JOEY!

YOU'VE BEEN GONE
SINCE YESTERDAY.

YOU GET YOUR BUTT
BACK HERE RIGHT NOW...

"CHILL OUT, BABE"?

LISTEN, YOU LITTLE
LEATHER-CLAD WEASEL,

I CREATED YOU, I
CAN DESTROY YOU.

HELLO? HE...

I NEVER TAUGHT HIM "CHILL OUT."

SHH!

SAFE.

HO, HO, HO.

IT'S YOUR LAST CHRISTMAS.

TELL SANTA WHAT KIND
OF TOMBSTONE YOU WANT.

JESSE... I SAID ONCE
AROUND THE BLOCK.

ONCE AROUND THE
BLOCK. WHERE WERE YOU?

JESSE, I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING.

YOU KNOW WHAT "ONCE" MEANS?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT "ONCE" MEANS?

HI, GIRLS!

OH, YEAH, LIKE THAT OLD
TRICK'S SUPPOSED TO WORK.

HI, UNCLE JESSE.

HI, JOEY.

HEY, GIRLS, HOW ARE YOU?

I WAS JUST WELCOMING
HOME JOSEPH.

GIRLS, LET'S GIVE THE BOYS

A MOMENT TO GET REACQUAINTED.

OOH. OOH.

OOH.

ALL RIGHT, SPEAK, GEEK.

YOU BETTER HAVE
ONE HELL OF A STORY.

JESSE, AS SOON AS I
LEFT THE DRIVEWAY,

YOUR SPIRIT ENTERED MY BODY.

I KNEW THAT IT WAS YOUR SPIRIT

BECAUSE MY HAIR EXPANDED.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, QUIT
SUCKIN' UP AND TELL THE STORY.

THEN SHE APPEARED.

5'11", DRESSED FROM HEAD
TO TOE IN RED LEATHER.

AND WHAT DID MY
SPIRIT TELL YOU TO DO?

I THREW THE BABE ON
THE BACK OF THE BIKE,

POPPED A WHEELIE,
AND SAID, "HAVE MERCY."

THAT'S MY SPIRIT.
THAT'S MY SPIRIT, SEE?

THEN WE CRUISED INTO VEGAS,

CHECKED INTO CAESARS,
HIT THE CRAP TABLES,

HOUR AND A HALF
LATER, I'M UP $14,000.

$14,000? THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

YOU HAVE A PRETTY GIRL...

DID YOU, UH, YOU KNOW?

YEP. GOT MARRIED.

THEN IT GOT INTERESTING.

WE HOPPED ON A JET
FOR THE BIG APPLE,

HELICOPTERED INTO MANHATTAN,

WHERE WE QUICKLY
PRODUCED A REVIVAL

OF THE BROADWAY
SMASH PORGIE AND BESS.

YOU DON'T BELIEVE A
WORD OF THIS, DO YOU?

NOT A SYLLABLE.

WELL, LET'S GIVE
THE TRUTH A WHIRL.

OK.

I MET A GIRL WHO LIVES
JUST DOWN THE STREET.

UM, SHE WASN'T
DRESSED IN RED LEATHER.

SHE HAD A NICE WALLET.

SO WE WENT TO HER PLACE,
WHERE I DID WIN $14,000...

IN MONOPOLY MONEY.

THEN I FELL ASLEEP ON HER COUCH.

YOU BELIEVE THAT, DON'T YOU?

YEAH. I HAVE TO.

YOU PUT A MILE AND
A HALF ON THE BIKE.

JESSE, I'M SORRY I
WAS GONE SO LONG.

HOPE I DIDN'T LET YOU DOWN.

AW, YOU DIDN'T LET ME DOWN.

MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HAVE

A WILD AND CRAZY ADVENTURE,

BUT YOU HAD A CUTE LITTLE...

ADVENTURE-ETTE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND OUT?

NO MATTER WHAT I WEAR
OR WHAT I'M RIDING ON,

I'M STILL GONNA BE JOEY.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING? THAT'S OK.

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT'S OK.

ALL RIGHT, BIG JOE STUD.

YEAH, I GUESS I
AM PRETTY STUDLY.

OK, OUT OF MY WAY, DUDE.

GOING UPSTAIRS TO
TAKE A BUBBLE BATH.

DADDY, I LOVE
FATHER-DAUGHTER DAY.

ME, TOO, SWEETHEART.

BUT TOMORROW IT'S
BACK TO THE REAL WORLD.

I GO BACK TO WORK AND
YOU GIRLS GO TO SCHOOL.

AH, FUDGE.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

GREAT DAY, HUH, DEEJ?

YEAH, MAJOR FUN. IT WAS ONE
OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE.

YOU DON'T SOUND ALL THAT HAPPY.

I'M HAPPY, HONEST.

SEE?

THESE ARE HAPPY TEETH.

I'VE KNOWN THAT FACE

SINCE IT WAS THE
SIZE OF A TENNIS BALL.

THAT IS NOT A D.J. HAPPY FACE.

DAD, FOR THE LAST
TIME, I'M HAPPY.

HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, OK?

OK.

UH...

STEPH?

HONEY, I'LL BET YOU WANT TO
GET YOURSELF A GLASS OF WATER.

I'M NOT DUMB. YOU
WANT ME TO LEAVE.

SOMETHING'S WRONG.

SWEETIE, I PROMISE IF
SOMETHING'S WRONG,

WE'LL MAKE IT ALL BETTER.

ALL RIGHT.

BUT IF YOU NEED ME,
I'LL BE IN THE BATHROOM

DRINKING WATER AND WAITING.

D.J., WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON

A HAPPY ACT FOR ME.

IT WASN'T FOR YOU,
IT WAS FOR STEPHANIE.

WELL, STEPHANIE'S
NOT HERE, HONEY.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

IT'S JUST HARD BEING BRAVE

FOR MY LITTLE
SISTER ALL THE TIME.

LIKE WHEN YOU COULDN'T
TAKE ME SHOPPING,

I FELT TERRIBLE.

BUT I COULDN'T SHOW IT

BECAUSE IF I DID,
STEPHANIE WOULD CRY

ABOUT YOU MISSING HER RECITAL.

D.J... YOU ARE A
TERRIFIC BIG SISTER,

BUT NO ONE HAS TO PUT
ON AN ACT IN THIS HOUSE.

NOW, WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.

TODAY WAS SO MUCH FUN.

YOU TOOK US HORSEBACK RIDING,

TO THE CIRCUS,
TO MARINE WORLD...

BUT I KEPT GETTING
SADDER AND SADDER.

WHAT PART DEPRESSED
YOU THE MOST,

THE CIRCUS CLOWNS OR SHAMU?

HONEY, MAYBE YOU WERE SAD

FOR THE SAME REASON I WAS.

YOU WERE SAD, TOO?

A LITTLE BIT.

BECAUSE THE MORE FUN WE HAD,

THE MORE I HATED TO SEE IT END.

I WISH WE COULD
HAVE DAYS LIKE THIS

ALL THE TIME.

I REALLY LOVE BEING WITH YOU.

I LOVE BEING WITH YOU, TOO,

BUT THERE IS NO
EASY ANSWER HERE.

I KNOW YOU HAVE TO WORK.

I WISH I COULD BE IN
TWO PLACES AT ONCE,

BUT I CAN'T.

YOU KNOW, I FEEL BETTER.

YOU DO?

YEAH, WE DIDN'T SOLVE ANYTHING,

BUT JUST TALKING ABOUT IT HELPS.

IT HELPS ME, TOO.

AND, D.J., I PROMISE, I'M
GONNA FIND MORE TIME

TO SPEND WITH YOU GIRLS.

AND ANYTIME YOU WANT TO SEE ME,

YOU CAN ALWAYS PULL
ME OUT OF SCHOOL.

ESPECIALLY IF YOU WANT TO
SEE ME DURING MATH CLASS.

NOW, THAT'S A D.J. HAPPY FACE.

COME HERE, LITTLE
TENNIS-BALL HEAD.

HI, HONEY.

YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER TODAY,

BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE
BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE.

I LOVE YOU, MICHELLE.

GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART.

DADA.

YEAH!

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