Full House (1987–1995): Season 1, Episode 5 - Sea Cruise - full transcript

Danny's all-male fishing trip turns into a love-boat cruise.

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♪ SHE'S DRIVIN' ♪

SHE'S DRIVIN'.

♪ SHE'S DRIVIN' ♪

♪ DRI-DRIVIN' ♪

♪ SHE'S DRIVIN', DRI... ♪♪

MAYBE SHE'S WALKING.

JESSE, YOU GOT TO SEE THIS.

NOT NOW. I'M WORKING
ON THIS NEW TUNE

ABOUT THIS OUTRAGEOUS
ITALIAN GODDESS

WHO DRIVES A LAMBORGHINI.

WHAT RHYMES WITH LAMBORGHINI?

UH... HOW ABOUT
CECIL AND BEANIE?

HOW ABOUT YOU'RE A WEENIE?

JESSE, CHECK OUT
THIS SERIOUS TODDLING.

TRACKING SHOT, TRACKING SHOT.

COME ON, MICHELLE.

DANNY, YOUR KID HAS BEEN
WALKING FOR THREE DAYS.

YOU HAVEN'T STOPPED TAPING HER.

I'LL FEEL SORRY FOR HER WHEN
SHE STARTS POTTY TRAINING.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

MY SWEET LITTLE MICHELLE
IS NOW AN OBJECT-GRABBING,

HEAT-SEEKING INSTRUMENT
OF DESTRUCTION.

[HIGH VOICE] HEAR THIS, HUMANS.

I AM ROBO-BABY.

IS GRANDMA HERE?

NOT YET.

OH, LOOK HOW CUTE YOU TWO LOOK.

CUTE. JUST WHAT WE
NEED... MORE CUTE.

GRANDMA BETTER GET HERE SOON.

WE'RE VERY BZZZZY WITH
HONEYBEE BZZZZNESS.

JOEY, KEEP TAPING.

GIRLS, GET UP ON THE STEPS.

I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING.

D.J., SO HOW'S IT FEEL

TO FINALLY BE
RETIRING AS QUEEN BEE?

GREAT. I'M WAY TOO
OLD FOR THIS OUTFIT.

IT'S TIME TO PASS MY ANTENNA

ON TO THE BEES OF THE FUTURE.

I BEE SO HAPPY.

GIRLS, DO THE SECRET
HONEYBEE HELLO.

OK, BUT I CANNOT
ALLOW THIS ON TAPE.

BZZZ ZIP!

BZZZ ZIP!

BZZZ ZOO!

[HORN HONKS]

THAT'S GRANDMA. WE
GOT TO BUZZZZ OFF.

OK, COME HERE, MICHELLE.

HERE'S THE BABY'S BAG.

AND OH, YEAH, HERE'S THE BABY.

THERE YOU GO.

BYE. BYE.

SEE YOU LATER, BOYS.

GUYS, THERE'S NO
CHILDREN IN THE HOUSE.

YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?

I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING.

EXACTLY.

IT'S SILENCE.

AHH.

WHA...

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

I HAVE NO PARENTAL
RESPONSIBILITIES.

THIS IS GREAT.

NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.

I REALLY MISS MY KIDS.

NO, THAT'S NOT
TRUE. THIS IS GREAT!

ALL RIGHT. LET'S PARTY, BOYS.

I GOT AN IDEA. LET'S
GET SOME GIRLS.

GREAT. THERE'S A THREE
STOOGES FESTIVAL DOWNTOWN.

YOU CAN MEET SOME
REALLY FUN GIRLS THERE,

AND THE GREAT PART IS,

THEY DON'T MIND IF
YOU POKE 'EM IN THE EYE.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

NO, NO, NO. I GOT A BETTER IDEA.

I GET ON MY HARLEY.

YOU GUYS FOLLOW ME
IN THE COUNTRY SQUIRE,

NOT TOO CLOSE.

WE CRUISE UP TO TAHOE,

HARRAHS IS HAVING A MARILYN
MONROE LOOK-ALIKE NIGHT.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?

GUYS, WE'VE NEVER
HAD A BOYS' NIGHT OUT,

JUST THE THREE OF US.

LET'S GO OUT TOGETHER

AND JUST DO SOME MALE BONDING.

MALE BONDING?

JOEY, YOU WANT TO BOND?

ALL I WANT IS A WOMAN

WHO AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT

GOES, "WHOO WHOO WHOO!

NYEAH!"

GUYS, TIME-OUT.

I CAN'T DO THIS.

IT'S ONLY BEEN FIVE MONTHS

SINCE I LOST PAM.

HEY, DON'T LET ME
STAND IN YOUR WAY.

I'LL BE FINE. I'LL JUST
STAY HOME ALONE,

MAYBE CHANGE
THE PART IN MY HAIR.

YOU GUYS GO OUT.
HAVE A GREAT TIME.

NEVER MIND. NEVER MIND.

OK, WE'RE AVAILABLE FOR BONDING.

I'LL DO WHATEVER
YOU WANT. I PROMISE.

GREAT, YOU ARE NOT EVEN
GONNA THINK ABOUT WOMEN

WHEN YOU SEE WHAT
I'VE GOT IN STORE FOR YOU.

LET'S GO FISHING.

NEPTUNE'S BRIDE
SAILS AT MIDNIGHT.

GREAT.

I'VE BEEN DYING FOR A PLACE

TO WEAR THIS OUTFIT.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS
WONDERFUL, FUN-FILLED,

MAGICAL NIGHT OF
BONDING OVER WITH.

JESSE, WE'RE GOING FISHING.

YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.

I LOOK RIDICULOUS?

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[AS THURSTON HOWELL]
GILLIGAN'S LIVING ROOM.

[NORMAL VOICE]
WAIT. DON'T HANG UP.

SORRY. I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO ANSWER THE PHONE.

YES, JESSE'S HERE. WHO
MAY I SAY IS CALLING?

GIVE ME THE PHONE.

NO! GET OUT OF TOWN!

THE ROXANNA? THE
ROCK STAR ROXANNA?

JESSE, HOW DO YOU KNOW ROXANNA?

ALL RIGHT, WE HAD THIS
HOT AND HEAVY THING

FOR A WHILE.

ACTUALLY, IT WAS KIND
OF SERIOUS. WE DATED.

SHE BECAME A BIG
STAR, WENT ON THE ROAD.

SO WE DRIFTED APART.

GIVE ME THE PHONE!

IS THIS TRUE?

YOUR STORY CHECKS OUT.

SO, ROXANNA, GOT
YOUR NEW ALBUM...

JOSEPH, YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.

UH-HUH.

UH... AGH!

SAY GOOD-BYE.

GOOD-BYE.

HELLO.

I'M SORRY. THAT WAS JOEY.

HE WAS RAISED BY A FAMILY

OF REALLY STUPID WOLVES.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

I'M DOING GREAT, YEAH.

OH, MY MUSIC?

MY MUSIC'S GOING
REALLY WELL. YEAH.

THAT'S GREAT.

YOU TOLD ME YOU
COULDN'T EVEN FIND A JOB.

BEAT IT, WOLF BOY.

YOU KNOW, IT'D BE REALLY
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

TONIGHT? YEAH,
TONIGHT WOULD BE GOOD.

JESSE, YOU PROMISED.

[IMITATES FISHING REEL]

[PLOP]

BUT ACTUALLY, I CAN'T TONIGHT.

I'M GOING FISHI...
I'M GOING BOATING...

I'M GOING YACHTING ACTUALLY.

I'M GOING YACHTING ON A BOAT.

WE'RE HAVING A BIG PARTY.

NEPTUNE'S BRIDE.

YEAH. CHAMPAGNE,
CAVIAR, WHAT-HAVE-YOU.

GOOD. I'LL CALL YOU
IN THE MORNING. BYE.

THANKS, JESSE. YOU'RE
NOT GONNA REGRET THIS.

OH, WOULD I WANT TO HANG OUT

WITH A BIG, BEAUTIFUL ROCK STAR

WHEN I CAN SPEND THE EVENING

WITH THURSTON HOWELL III

AND MR. PAUL, THE
HUMAN FISH STICK?

AHOY, MATEYS. THERE SHE BE.

NEPTUNE'S BRIDE,

THE FINEST LADY TO
SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS.

ARGH. I SAY WE MOUNT HER.

THAT'S BOARD HER, SQUIDHEAD.

ISN'T THIS GREAT? A NIGHT
OF MEN DOING MANLY THINGS.

YOU KNOW, THERE ISN'T A
MANLIER MAN AMONG MEN

THAN THE OLD SALTY DOG
WHO PILOTS THIS VESSEL.

OLD CAPTAIN JACK, WHERE YOU BE?

HE BE RETIRED. I'M HIS
GRANDDAUGHTER CAROLINE.

I'LL BE YOUR CAPTAIN
THIS EVENING.

OH, YEAH. MEN DON'T
COME ANY MANLIER.

OK, SO EXCEPT FOR
OLD CAPTAIN CAROLINE,

IT'S BOYS' NIGHT OUT...

MANLY MEN DOING
MASCULINE THINGS.

JESSE.

ROXANNA, HAVE MERCY.

COME HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I TRACKED YOU DOWN.

I'M GOING ON TOUR TOMORROW,

AND I JUST HAD TO SEE YOU.

THESE ARE MY BACKUP SINGERS.

I'M YVONNE.

I'M VEGA.

I'M HAPPY.

JESSE, THIS ISN'T A YACHT.

OH, YEAH, YOU'RE TELLING ME.

LAST TIME I EVER RENT A YACHT

FROM A GUY NAMED ICE PICK.

SO WHAT, THERE'S NOT A PARTY?

WE'RE HERE TO FISH.
THERE'S NO PARTY.

THERE IS NOW.

YEAH, WHOO-HOO!

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S
JOEY. THIS IS DANNY.

WHICH ONE'S YVONNE?
WHICH ONE'S VEGA?

AH HA HA HA!

THANKS FOR HELPING ME
WITH THE ANCHOR, DANNY.

OH, CAROLINE, I
LIVE FOR THIS STUFF.

TAKE A LOOK AT ME.

DID I FORGET ANYTHING?

YOU COULD BE THE CENTERFOLD

FOR FIELD AND STREAM.

EXCUSE ME, GIRLS.

BOYS, IT'S TIME FOR FISHING.

OH, BOY. AM I A HAPPY CAMPER.

OK, JESSE, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I DON'T CARE.

YOU WANT THE DAIWA
LIGHTWEIGHT GRAPHITE SUPERFLEX

OR THE SHIMANO
TRITON SPEEDMASTER?

I REALLY DON'T CARE.

HOW COULD YOU NOT CARE?

THE DAIWA HAS A 40-POUND TEST,

AND THE SHIMANO HAS 50.

I DON'T CARE. GIVE
ME... GIVE ME THE DAIWA.

OOH, THE DAIWA?

IN THESE WATERS?

BAD CHOICE.

I DON'T CARE,

GIVE ME A WORM AND
SOME DENTAL FLOSS.

I'LL TAKE THE SHIMANO.

THE HELL YOU WILL.

NO WAY I'M GETTING
STUCK IN THESE WATERS

WITH A DAIWA.

LOOK AT THIS. I GOT THE SHIMANO.

THE SHIMANO? IN
WATERS LIKE THIS?

LOOK AT THAT.

FULL MOON.

THERE WAS A FULL MOON

THE LAST NIGHT WE WERE TOGETHER.

YOU REMEMBER BIG SUR?

I REMEMBER WE RENTED THAT CABIN

AND WENT CRAZY IN
EVERY LITTLE ROOM.

YEAH, THEN WE WENT TO THE BEACH,

AND WE GOT EVEN CRAZIER.

THE SEALS WERE CLAPPING FOR US.

THAT'S ANCIENT HISTORY, RIGHT?

YEAH, IT'S ALL IN THE PAST.

JUST A SHOOTING STAR
THAT BURNED ITSELF OUT.

NOTHING BUT MEMORIES.

YEP, THE MAGIC'S GONE.

♪ LOVE, EXCITING AND NEW ♪

♪ COME ABOARD ♪

♪ WE'RE EXPECTING YOU ♪♪

YOU GUYS JUST
BUTCHERED A CLASSIC.

OH, YOO-HOO! CHAMPAGNE'S GONE.

NOW WHAT?

WELL, LADIES, HOW
ABOUT A MENAGE-A-FISH?

WE'D NEED A LOT MORE CHAMPAGNE.

WELL, YOU GOT TO ADMIT,

IT IS KINDA SEXY OUT HERE.

ALL THE ROLLING AND SWAYING.

SWAYING AND ROLLING.

UP AND DOWN, DOWN AND UP.

EXCUSE US.

YEP. KNOW HOW TO PUSH
ALL THE RIGHT BUTTONS.

WELL, WE'RE IN A
GREAT SPOT HERE.

OH, YEAH. I'M PSYCHED.

I GOT MY LUCKY
POLE, MY LUCKY HAT,

MY LUCKY UNDERWEAR
WITH LITTLE SHARKS ON IT.

BUT I DIGRESS.

YOU'RE KIND OF FUNNY.

NAH.

YEAH.

NAH.

YEAH.

OK, YEAH.

ALL RIGHT, JOEY, IT'S
TIME FOR A FISHING LESSON

FROM THE MASTER.

ALL RIGHT, DANNY,
SHOW ME HOW IT'S DONE.

THE ART OF CASTING...
CLIP BACK YOUR WINDER,

KEEP YOUR THUMB ON THE LINE,

CAST FORWARD WITH A
FIRM, FLOWING MOTION,

RELEASE YOUR
THUMB, AND LET HER GO.

GOT IT.

CLIP BACK YOUR WINDER,
KEEP YOUR THUMB ON THE LINE,

CAST FORWARD WITH A
FIRM, FLOWING MOTION,

RELEASE YOUR
THUMB, AND LET HER GO.

OOP. GOT ANOTHER ONE.

HE GOT... HA HA!

THAT MAKES FOUR.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I
HAVEN'T CAUGHT A THING.

THIS MAKES FIVE FOR US.

ALL RIGHT. IT'S A BEAUTY.

HOW CAN THIS BE?

LOOK WHAT THEY'RE WEARING.

OH, GREAT. MY BAIT IS YAWNING.

WAKE UP. WOULD YOU WAKE UP?

DANNY, IS SOMETHING WRONG?

WHERE'S THE SCUBA GEAR?

THERE'S SOMETHING SINISTER
GOING ON DOWN THERE.

YOU THINK THE FISH
HAVE GOTTEN TOGETHER

AND MADE A GROUP DECISION
TO AVOID YOUR HOOK?

IT'S THE ONLY
LOGICAL EXPLANATION.

THIS IS SO BORING...

REELING IN FISH
AFTER FISH AFTER FISH.

WILL YOU SHUT UP?

I WISH WE COULD SEE
EACH OTHER MORE OFTEN.

I KNOW. THE ONLY TIME I
SEE YOU NOW IS ON MTV.

I OWE A LOT OF MY
SUCCESS TO YOU.

AH. ROXANNA, YOU MADE
IT BECAUSE YOU'RE GOOD.

REMEMBER THE FIRST
SONG YOU SANG IN MY BAND?

YEAH. HOW CAN I FORGET?

DO IT.

♪ HE ROCKS IN THE TREETOP ♪

♪ ALL DAY LONG ♪

♪ HOPPIN' AND BOPPIN' ♪

♪ AND SINGIN' HIS SONG ♪

♪ ALL THE LITTLE BIRDS
ON JAYBIRD STREET ♪

♪ LOVE TO HEAR THE ROBIN ♪

♪ GOIN' TWEET TWEET TWEET ♪

♪ ROCKIN' ROBIN ♪

♪ TWEET TWEET TWEET ♪

FELLAS?

♪ TWEET TWEEDLE DEE DEE ♪

♪ GO, ROCKIN' ROBIN ♪

♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE REALLY
GONNA ROCK TONIGHT ♪

LET'S DO SOME CHOREOGRAPHY.

♪ EVERY LITTLE SWALLOW,
EVERY CHICKADEE ♪

♪ EVERY LITTLE BIRD
IN THE TALL OAK TREE ♪

♪ THE WISE OLD OWL ♪

♪ THE BIG BLACK CROW ♪

♪ FLAPPING THEIR
WINGS, SINGING ♪

♪ GO, BIRD, GO ♪

♪ ROCKIN' ROBIN ♪

♪ TWEET TWEET TWEET ♪

♪ ROCKIN' ROBIN ♪

♪ TWEET... TWEEDLE DEE DEE ♪

♪ GO, ROCKIN' ROBIN ♪

♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE REALLY
GONNA ROCK TONIGHT ♪

♪ TWEET ♪

♪ TWEEDLE DEE DEE ♪♪

YEAH!

AW, THAT WAS ALMOST FUN.

AHH.

WHOA. WHOA!

WHOA!

I'M COMING, BEANIE BOY!

HOLD ON.

ANYBODY ELSE WANT
SOME MORE OF MY HALIBUT,

MY ALBACORE, MY SWORDFISH?

SHUT UP.

YOU'RE JUST CRANKY 'CAUSE
YOU GOT PULLED OVERBOARD

BY A MICHELIN RADIAL.

THAT TIRE HAD AN
INCREDIBLE WILL TO LIVE.

HEY, ROXANNA, WE'LL MEET
YOU BACK AT THE HOTEL, OK?

YEAH, THANKS FOR
BREAKFAST, GUYS.

OH, AND THANKS FOR
THE PEPTO-BISMOL.

I KNOW MY ANTACIDS.

YOU KNOW, JOEY, BEING WITH YOU

ACTUALLY BORDERED ON FUN.

YEAH. I HEAR THAT A LOT.

YOU KNOW, JOEY,
WE'VE MET A LOT OF MEN,

AND, WELL, NOW WE'VE MET YOU.

BYE-BYE.

BYE.

SEEMS LIKE WE'RE ALWAYS
SAYING GOODBYE, HUH?

I HATE IT.

JESSE, COME ON THE ROAD WITH ME.

JOIN YOUR BAND?

WELL, NO.

WE'RE AN ALL-GIRL GROUP,

AND YOU'RE
DEFINITELY NOT A GIRL.

THEN WHY WOULD I GO
ON THE ROAD WITH YOU?

JUST TO BE WITH ME?

DO WHAT? CARRY
YOUR BAGS FOR YOU?

TUNE YOUR GUITAR? IS
THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

NO, JESSE, IT'S...

I'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO
DO THAN FOLLOW YOU AROUND

LIKE A LITTLE PUPPY
DOG OR SOMETHING?

YOU KNOW, I REALLY
HAD A GREAT TIME.

SO DID I.

UH, HOW ABOUT IF I
MAKE YOU DINNER?

UH, DINNER?

YOU KNOW, FOOD YOU
EAT WHEN IT GETS DARK?

NO DINNER.

HOW ABOUT LUNCH?

NO, NO LUNCH, NO FOOD.

LIQUID PROTEIN?

UH, LOOK, CAROLINE,
UH, I'M REAL SORRY, BUT...

I THINK THIS WHOLE THING
WAS JUST KIND OF A BIG MISTAKE.

YOU... YOU REALLY
SHOULDN'T BE HERE RIGHT NOW,

BECAUSE, UH, YOU REALLY
SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE ELSE.

LET ME WALK YOU TO THE DOOR, OK?

JESSE, YOU'RE OVERREACTING.

NO, I'M NOT. I'M
NOT OVERREACTING.

COME ON, LET'S GO. THIS
IS NOT GONNA WORK OUT.

JESSE...

GO BE A BIG STAR,
GET IN YOUR LIMOUSINE.

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY FREEZE.

I NEED TO SEE JESSE AND DANNY

IN THE KITCHEN RIGHT NOW.

JOEY, I'M IN THE
MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.

HUMOR ME.

GIRLS, LOOK, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE.

CAROLINE, YOU LIKE FISH.
ROXANNA, YOU LIKE MUSIC.

TALK ABOUT MUDDY WATERS.

JOEY, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY.

YOU HAD A NICE
TIME WITH CAROLINE,

YOU HAD A NICE
TIME WITH ROXANNA.

WHAT'S THE STORY HERE?

CAROLINE AND I ARE
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

NEITHER ARE ROXANNA
AND I. THANKS, JOEY.

JESSE? YOUR ATTITUDE
WOULDN'T HAVE

ANYTHING TO DO WITH
HER SUCCESS, WOULD IT?

NO.

I DON'T KNOW.

ALL RIGHT, I DO KNOW.

I MEAN... I PUT HER
BAND TOGETHER... ME.

I PUT THE BAND TOGETHER,
SHE'S A BIG STAR.

I PUT MY BAND TOGETHER,
WE'RE PLAYING DIVES.

I PROMISED MYSELF,
BY THE TIME I WAS 24,

I'M GONNA HAVE A RECORD DEAL.

I'M 24 1/2. WHEN'S IT
GONNA BE MY TURN?

HEY, I KNOW HOW THAT FEELS.

IT'S LIKE WHEN I
SEE ALF, I GO NUTS.

I'M DOING MY STANDUP
IN LITTLE NIGHTCLUBS,

AND A CARPET
SAMPLE HAS A SERIES.

BUT, YOU KNOW, IF
WE HANG IN THERE,

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT.

DANNY, WHY ARE YOU
SO UPSET WITH CAROLINE?

BECAUSE SHE WANTED
TO MAKE ME DINNER.

THE REAL PROBLEM
IS YOU LIKE HER.

OK, I DO LIKE HER.

AND IT SCARES ME.

EVER SINCE PAM...

EVERYTHING IS JUST
SO HARD, SO CONFUSING.

I KNOW HOW TOUGH
THIS HAS BEEN ON YOU.

THAT'S HOW LIFE
IS. IT'S A STRUGGLE.

WHAT HELPS YOU GET
THROUGH THE TOUGH TIMES

ARE THE PEOPLE BY YOUR SIDE.

SO WHEN PEOPLE LIKE ROXANNA
AND CAROLINE COME ALONG,

WHY PUSH THEM AWAY

BECAUSE YOU'RE FRUSTRATED
WITH YOUR CAREER AND...

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
READY TO DATE YET?

YOU'RE THROWING AWAY

WHAT COULD BE GREAT FRIENDSHIPS.

IS THIS THE SAME GUY
WHO SPENDS HOURS

PERFECTING UNDERARM NOISES?

WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM?

FROM MY HEART.

I DID HAVE SOME
HELP WITH THE WORDS.

IT'S WHAT SCOOBY-DOO
TOLD SCRAPPY-DOO

LAST SATURDAY MORNING.

THANKS, JOEY.

OH...

COME HERE, YOU BIG GOOF.

ALL RIGHT.

WE GOT IN SOME MALE
BONDING AFTER ALL.

WILL YOU GUYS EXCUSE
ME FOR A MOMENT?

CAROLINE, COULD I
TALK TO YOU, PLEASE?

HI.

HI.

LOOK, UH, I'M REAL
SORRY I FLIPPED OUT.

IT'S JUST THAT, UH...

WELL, YOU KNOW ABOUT MY WIFE.

AND, UH, I'M JUST NOT
READY FOR THIS YET.

I REALLY DO LIKE YOU.

DO YOU THINK MAYBE...

YOU AND I COULD,
LIKE, JUST BE FRIENDS?

I THINK THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

OH.

ROXANNA, I GUESS WHAT
I'M TRYING TO SAY IS...

MAYBE I WAS
ACTING A LITTLE BIT...

WHAT'S THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR?

INSANELY JEALOUS.

JESSE, YOUR TIME'S
GOING TO COME.

YOU'RE TOO GOOD.

YOU KNOW I CAN'T GO WITH YOU.

I KNOW.

I JUST WANT US TO BE TOGETHER.

MAYBE SOMEDAY WE WILL BE,

BUT IN THE MEANTIME,

YOU GOT TO REALIZE
A GUY LIKE ME...

I GOT TO BE FREEWHEELING.

I GOT TO BE RIDING ON THE WIND.

I GOT TO BE LIVING ON THE EDGE.

HI, UNCLE JESSE.

WILL YOU HELP ME
OFF WITH MY STINGER?

SURE, KID.

WELL, I'M LIVING ON
THE EDGE OF CUTENESS.

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