Full House (1987–1995): Season 1, Episode 22 - D.J. Tanner's Day Off - full transcript

D.J. skips school and sneaks down to the mall to get a celebrity's autograph.

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♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪

♪ THE MILKMAN, THE
PAPER BOY, EVENING TV ♪

♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪

♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪

♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S
CONFUSING ME ♪

♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪

♪ THERE AIN'T A BIRD
WHO KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪

♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪

♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK,
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪



♪ THERE'S A HEART,
THERE'S A HEART ♪

♪ A HAND TO HOLD ON TO ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ THERE'S A FACE ♪

♪ OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪

♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪

♪ A LIGHT IS WAITING
TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ DOOBIE DOO BAH BAH DAH ♪

♪ WAIT A MINUTE, BABY ♪



♪ IF YOU'RE WALKIN'
OUT THE DOOR ♪

♪ YOU BETTER LOOK
BEFORE YOU LEAP, BOY ♪

♪ DON'T BE COMIN'
BACK FOR MORE ♪

OW!

♪ LISTEN TO ME, BABY ♪

♪ IT'S IMPORTANT THAT
YOU TRY AND UNDERSTAND ♪

♪ I AM NOT A FIGHTER ♪

♪ I'M A LOVER, I'LL
DO ANYTHING... ♪

OH, LIKE YOU NEVER DO THIS.

NOT LIKE THAT.

CHECK IT OUT. I'M OUT
OF SCHOOL TOMORROW.

REALLY?

"PLEASE EXCUSE
KIMMY FROM SCHOOL.

"OUR FAMILY RABBIT
IS HAVING BUNNIES,

AND WE WANT KIMMY
TO SHARE THE MIRACLE."

YOUR MOTHER WROTE THIS?

MY PARENTS ARE IN VEGAS.

MY BIG BROTHER WROTE IT.

IT COST ME 20 BUCKS,

BUT I GOT THE MONEY
FROM HIS WALLET.

THIS MEANS YOU CAN
GO TO THE MINIMALL

AND GET STACEY Q's AUTOGRAPH.

STACEY Q... SHE'S SO RAD!

HI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

CAN I PLAY?

HELLO?

HELLO?

STEPH, LET ME EXPLAIN
THIS ONE MORE TIME.

YOUR WORLD IS DOWN HERE.

OUR WORLD IS UP HERE.

OK, NOW CAN I PLAY?

GIRLS, COME DOWN
AND SAY GOODBYE!

HERE'S A FEW NUMBERS YOU
MIGHT NEED WHILE I'M DOWN IN L.A.

UH, PEDIATRICIAN, GRANDMA,

POLICE, FIRE DEPARTMENT,
THE OTHER GRANDMA,

UH, POISON CONTROL, DENTIST...

YOU LEFT OFF THE WHITE HOUSE

AND THE EQUALIZER.

OK. MAYBE I'M OVERREACTING.

IT'S JUST MY FIRST NIGHT

AWAY FROM THE GIRLS OVERNIGHT.

BYE, DAD!

BYE. WE'LL MISS YOU!

AW, I'M GOING TO MISS MY GIRLS.

MMM.

I'LL MISS YOU.

I'LL MISS YOU.

I'LL MISS YOU.

I'LL MISS YOU.

DADDY, TAKE IT EASY.

YOU'RE HUGGING
OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS.

SORRY, KIMMY.

NOW, YOU ALL KNOW
THAT WHILE I'M GONE,

UNCLE JESSE AND
JOEY, THEY'RE IN CHARGE.

BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR.

WE WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

COME ON, GIRLS. TIME FOR BED.

LET'S GO. STEPH, COME ON.

UNCLE JESSE,

CAN I STAY UP 15 EXTRA MINUTES?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

BYE-BYE, HONEY.

DAD, BEFORE YOU GO,

YOU WOULDN'T MIND
IF I GOT AN AUTOGRAPH

OF MY FAVORITE SINGER,
STACEY Q, WOULD YOU?

NO. NOT AT ALL.

GREAT! YOU'RE THE BEST
DAD. JUST SIGN THIS NOTE

EXCUSING ME FROM
SCHOOL TOMORROW,

AND HAVE A WONDERFUL TRIP.

NICE TRY, D.J.

COME ON, DAD. YOU JUST SAID
I COULD HAVE THE AUTOGRAPH.

I'D ONLY MISS ONE DAY OF SCHOOL.

I'M SORRY.

I'LL MAKE IT UP.

I'LL GO TO SCHOOL ON CHRISTMAS.

WE ALL HAVE OUR JOBS.

MY JOB IS TO GO TO L.A.

AND COVER A SURFING COMPETITION.

YOUR JOB IS TO GO TO SCHOOL.

KIMMY GETS TO GO. WHY CAN'T I?

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT KIMMY.

I DON'T KNOW WHY
KIMMY'S MISSING SCHOOL,

BUT THERE'S A LOT OF
THINGS ABOUT KIMMY

THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IF I DON'T GET THIS
AUTOGRAPH, I'LL DIE.

D.J., NO ONE HAS EVER DIED
FROM LACK OF AUTOGRAPH.

I REALLY GOT TO GO.

NOW, COME ON, GIVE
YOUR FATHER A BIG HUG.

GOODBYE, FATHER.

COME HERE, DAUGHTER.

GIVE YOUR DAD A HUG.

HAVE A GOOD TIME.

SEE YOU TOMORROW AFTERNOON.

SORRY, D.J.

THIS ISN'T OVER YET.

ALL RIGHT.

♪ SEARCHIN' FOR MY
WOMAN, I WENT TO CAROLINA ♪

♪ I FOLLOWED HER TO CHINA ♪

♪ AND I STILL
COULDN'T FIND HER ♪

♪ I HEARD SHE MOVED
TO CLEVELAND ♪

♪ I GOT THERE, SHE WAS LEAVIN' ♪

♪ I WAS ODD, SHE WAS EVEN ♪

♪ BOY, DID IT SNOW ♪

OH, GOD, THAT'S HORRIBLE.

I LOVED IT.

REALLY?

I COULD BE WRONG.

I THINK YOU'RE SO TALENTED.

YOU'RE CHARMING,
GOOD-LOOKING, FUNNY.

GREAT HEAD OF HAIR.

OK, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

BY THE WAY, WHATEVER
IT IS, YOU GOT IT.

CAN I INTERVIEW YOU?

I HAVE AN ESSAY TO DO

ON THE PERSON I ADMIRE MOST.

OF COURSE I PICKED YOU.

WELL... YES.

YES. SURE. HERE.
SIT. GO. BE. DO.

WELL, IT ALL STARTED
ABOUT 150 YEARS AGO

WITH MY
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER SPIRO.

UNCLE JESSE, LET'S
SKIP AHEAD TO YOUR LIFE.

I BET YOU WERE
A PRETTY WILD KID.

D.J., YOU MIGHT SAY I
WAS A REBEL MUNCHKIN.

IN FACT, YOU KNOW,
MY COLORING BOOK,

I USED TO COLOR ON THE
OUTSIDE OF THE LINES...

ON PURPOSE.

MM. YOU WERE BAD.

YOU BET. HA HA.

I BET YOU GOT AWAY
WITH ALL KINDS OF STUFF.

YOU PROBABLY
DITCHED SCHOOL A LOT.

NOT A LOT, BUT ONCE IN A WHILE.

NOT THAT I'M PROUD OF IT,

BUT I WAS THE BEST. NOT
THAT I'M PROUD OF THAT EITHER.

I REMEMBER THIS ONE TIME

THAT I'M PARTICULARLY
NOT PROUD OF.

I WAS DYING TO SEE

THE ROLLING STONES'
FAREWELL CONCERT.

EITHER THEIR FIFTH
OR SIXTH. THEIR SIXTH.

GET TO THE DITCHING PART.

WHAT HAPPENED WAS I
RAN YOUR BASIC SICK SCAM.

I SAID I HAD A FEVER,

COLD HANDS, AND RED EYES,

AND, OF COURSE, THOSE
2 MAGICAL WORDS...

I'M SICK.

SLOWER. I CAN'T WRITE THAT FAST.

OH, I'M SORRY.
THAT'S "I'M SIIIICK"... 5 Is.

MEANTIME, I TELL MY MOM
I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL,

BUT SHE CALLS ME IN SICK ANYWAY.

SO HOW'D YOU GO TO THE CONCERT?

DUT-DUT-DUT-DUT.

HERE COMES THE
GENIUS OF YOUR UNCLE J.

WHAT I DID WAS 10 MINUTES LATER,

I CONVINCED MY MOM
THAT I'M ALL BETTER,

SO SHE SENDS ME TO SCHOOL.

AND SINCE SHE ALREADY
CALLED THE SCHOOL...

THEY WEREN'T EXPECTING ME.

AND YOU WERE FREE
TO GET THE AUTOGRAPH...

I MEAN, GO TO THE CONCERT.
THANKS, UNCLE JESSE.

SURE. ANYWAY,
AFTER THE CONCERT...

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

WHAT, THAT'S THE
END OF THE INTERVIEW?

OH. UH, NO. WHAT'S
YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

BLACK.

THANK YOU.

106. HOSPITAL.

104. DOCTOR.

101.

OUT OF SCHOOL.

OHHH.

WHAT'S WRONG?

I'M SICK.

POOR BABY.

I'LL GET JOEY.

YOU JUST NEED SOME
PEACE AND QUIET.

JOEY, GET IN HERE! GET IN HERE!

WHAT IS IT? WHAT'S WRONG?

SHE'S SICK.

I'LL GET YOU SOME JUICE, D.J.

I WISH I COULD GET YOU
STACEY Q's AUTOGRAPH.

D.J., YOU'RE BURNING UP.

YOU HAVE A FEVER. 101.

101? LET ME SEE.

D.J., YOUR HANDS
FEEL LIKE ICICLES.

THEY DO.

BUT, JOEY, I HAVE TO
GO TO SCHOOL TODAY.

THERE'S A BIG TEST
ON C... C... CANADA.

YOU WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL?

YOU MUST BE REALLY SICK.

I'M CALLING SCHOOL RIGHT NOW.

OHH.

I AM SO RAD.

MICHELLE, YOU'RE
DOING A GREAT JOB.

YEAH.

TOMORROW I'M GOING TO
SHOW YOU HOW TO VACUUM.

HI, JOEY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF BED?

MY HANDS ARE WARM, MY
FOREHEAD'S COLD. I CAN GO TO SCHOOL.

FREEZE!

[IMITATES SIREN]

MOVE IT.

I NEED TO SEE YOUR
LICENSE, REGISTRATION,

AND FOREHEAD.

YOU FEEL FINE. HOW
CAN THAT POSSIBLY BE?

IT'S A MIRACLE.

THE MIRACLE WOULD
BE IF I FELL FOR THIS.

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON.

OH, NO. YOU DO?

WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'M AN IDIOT?

IT'S OBVIOUS TO ME.
YOU FELT SO GUILTY

ABOUT GETTING OUT OF
THAT TEST WITH THAT SICK BIT

THAT YOU BROKE DOWN AND
DECIDED TO GO TO SCHOOL.

THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.

BOY, I CAN'T FOOL YOU.

NO, YOU REALLY CAN'T, DEEJ.

YOU'RE A CLASSY
KID. I'M PROUD OF YOU.

UH, RIGHT. WELL, I'M
OFF TO TAKE THAT TEST.

NO SPEEDING.

MICHELLE, YOUR DADDY
IS GONNA BE VERY HAPPY

WHEN HE SEES THE WAY
THAT I'M HANDLING THINGS.

NO, MICHELLE. I WASH, YOU DRY.

WE GOT TO BE COOL.

HI.

SHE'S SO RAD! SHE'S SO RAD!

THANKS FOR COMING DOWN.

YOU'RE WELCOME, MISS Q.

STACEY. WHO SHOULD
I MAKE THESE OUT TO?

I'M KIMMY. TWO Ms,
A "Y", AN "I", AND A "K,"

BUT NOT IN THAT ORDER.

YOU CAN MAKE MINE "TO D.J.,

"THE GIRL WHO'S
LIKE A SISTER TO ME,

WHO I'LL TAKE TO
THE GRAMMY AWARDS."

OR JUST "TO D.J."

HERE YOU GO,
GIRLS. SEE YOU SOON.

SHE WANTS TO BE OUR FRIEND.

LOOK AT MINE.

LOOK AT HER HAIR. OH!

IT'S JOEY! OH!

HIDE! HIDE! GO!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU WANT DOWN?

HUH? OK.

DON'T BUY TOO MANY CHIPMUNK CDs.

No, no, no, no, no.

Go back to Joey.
No. Go away! Shoo!

Go. Go.

Go get Benny. Take it to Joey.

Go pick up Benny.
Take it to Joey.

Good, good. Now,
go take it to Joey.

He's over there. Go, go.

Take it to Joey.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT. I
TAUGHT HER THIS GAME.

COME HERE, MICHELLE. COME HERE.

CAN YOU SAVE MY PLACE?

I GOT TO GET MY LITTLE BABY.

IT'S NOT REALLY EVEN MY BABY.

YOU DON'T CARE.

GO FIND JOEY.

YOU FOUND JOEY.

D.J.?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

GETTING BUSTED.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I WAS SO IMPRESSED
WITH YOUR HONESTY

THAT I CAME DOWN TO
GET YOU AN AUTOGRAPH.

D.J., THIS ISN'T
COOL. I TRUSTED YOU.

GIVE ME THAT AUTOGRAPH.

COME ON. LET'S GO.
WE'RE GOING HOME.

THIS IS SO HUMILIATING.

YOU KNOW, MICHELLE, IT'S A
SHAME KIDS HAVE TO GROW UP.

WHY CAN'T THEY STAY LIKE
YOU, SO SWEET, SO INNOCENT?

SO LADYLIKE.

JOEY, WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?

D.J. CUT SCHOOL TO GET
STACEY Q's AUTOGRAPH.

I LEFT WORK EARLY FOR THAT?

JOSEPH, DO YOU REALIZE

I WAS THIS CLOSE TO
FINALLY FIGURING OUT

WHERE THAT LINE OF
ANTS ACTUALLY BEGINS?

HOW YOU DOING, KID?

SHE DID MORE THAN
CUT SCHOOL, JESS.

SHE COMPLETELY FAKED ME OUT.

YOU? NO!

JESSE, THIS PLAN WAS DIABOLICAL.

SHE FAKED THE FLU. I
CALLED IN SICK FOR HER.

THEN BOOM, SHE'S BETTER,

AND SHE TAKES
OFF JUST LIKE THAT.

THE CONNIVING LITTLE SNEAK.

OH, JOEY, SHE'S NOT A
CONNIVING LITTLE SNEAK.

I GAVE HER THAT PLAN.

YOU WHAT?

SHE INTERVIEWED ME FOR HER ESSAY

ON THE PERSON SHE ADMIRES MOST.

THERE'S NO ESSAY.

THAT CONNIVING LITTLE SNEAK.

DANNY'S GONE. WE'RE IN CHARGE.

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS.

WHEN I WAS A KID AND I GOT IN
TROUBLE, DAD SHOWED NO MERCY.

IN FACT, HE TOOK SO
MANY PRIVILEGES AWAY

THAT TO THIS DAY WHEN
I GO VISIT MY PARENTS,

I GO STRAIGHT TO MY
ROOM... NO TV, NO DINNER.

WHENEVER I WAS BAD,

MY DAD WOULD SIT ME DOWN,

TALK ABOUT RIGHT AND
WRONG, GOOD AND BAD

FOR HOURS AND HOURS ON AND ON

UNTIL FINALLY I BEAT
THE HELL OUT OF MYSELF.

THE WORST PART, THOUGH,
WAS WHEN MY DAD GAVE ME

"THE DAD FACE."

YOU KNOW, IT WAS LIKE THIS:

OOH. THE DAD FACE.
THAT'S GOOD. LET ME TRY IT.

NO, NO, NO, JOEY. THAT'S THE
"I JUST ATE BAD CHILE FACE."

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO
THAT. I FEEL BAD ENOUGH.

I'M REALLY SORRY.
I TOTALLY BLEW IT.

I'LL NEVER DO ANYTHING
LIKE THIS AGAIN.

REGARDLESS, JOSEPH
AND I MUST DEAL

WITH YOUR MISCONDUCT,
YOUNG LADY.

MISCONDUCT?

YOUNG LADY?

I REALLY AM TURNING
INTO MY FATHER.

IF I START WEARING A WHILE
BELT AND SHOES TO MATCH,

THROW ME DOWN THE STAIRS.

I'D BE HONORED.

D.J., WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE TO PUNISH YOU.

SO NO TV FOR 2 WEEKS.

YOU CALL THAT PUNISHMENT?

NO TV, NO MUSIC FOR 2 WEEKS.

I SEE YOUR NO TV AND
NO MUSIC FOR 2 WEEKS,

AND I RAISE YOU NO
FRIENDS OVER FOR A MONTH.

I CALL.

NO TV, MUSIC, OR FRIENDS
OVER FOR A MONTH.

ARE WE AGREED?

SURE. I DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED.

DAD TRUSTED ME,
AND I LET HIM DOWN.

I HATE MYSELF.

EXCUSE US.

LISTEN, MAN, I THINK
THE KID IS SORRY.

SHE'S BEEN PUNISHED. WHEN
DANNY COMES BACK FROM L.A.,

MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T
TELL HIM ABOUT THIS.

DON'T YOU THINK HE HAS A
RIGHT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?

YES, BUT I DON'T WANT HIM TO THINK
WE CAN'T TAKE CARE OF THE GIRLS.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY
RIGHT. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

HE MAY NEVER WANT
TO LEAVE THE HOUSE.

Good thinking.

ALL RIGHT, D.J., WE'RE NOT GOING
TO TELL YOUR DAD WHAT HAPPENED.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

OH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

"THE BUNNY AND THE DUCKY
AND THE TURTLE AND THE FROG

"ALL RODE HOME ON A RAINBOW

AND SMILED FOR THE
REST OF THEIR LIVES."

I LOVE THIS STORY.

YEAH. SEE?

COWABUNGA, DUDES!

HI, DAD.

HEY! HEY!

I MISSED MY LITTLE DUDETTES.

LET ME DUDETTE AGAIN.

L.A. CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM.

HOW DID EVERYTHING GO HERE?

GREAT. FINE.

HI, DADDY!

HI.

D.J., YOU LOOK SO MUCH BETTER.

YOU LOOK SO MUCH BETTER?

UM... YEAH. I GOT MY HAIR DONE.

YOU GOT GYPPED.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SICK.

RIGHT. SICK OF THIS HAIRSTYLE.

THAT'S GOOD.

STEPH, WALK WITH
ME. TALK WITH ME.

HOW 'BOUT IF WE PLAY A GAME

ENTITLED "LET'S NOT
TALK ABOUT D.J.," OK?

OK. GOOD.

ANYBODY WANT TO PLAY
LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT D.J.?

SEE? NOW YOU'VE LOST THE GAME.

YOUR PUNISHMENT IS THAT YOU
HAVE TO GO AND COOK US DINNER.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK.

POLISH THE SILVER.

WHY ARE WE NOT
TALKING ABOUT D.J.?

WAS D.J. SICK THIS MORNING?

WELL, SHE WAS A LITTLE
UNDER THE WEATHER.

WE GOT HER ON HER FEET

AND SHIPPED HER
RIGHT BACK TO SCHOOL.

EXACTLY. IT WAS HARDLY
WORTH MENTIONING,

SO WE DIDN'T MENTION
IT. EVERYTHING'S GREAT.

OH. WELL, GOOD.

D.J., SINCE YOU
MISSED SCHOOL TODAY,

YOUR TEACHER ASKED ME
TO GIVE YOU YOUR HOMEWORK.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

Joey: OOH, NOW, SEE, THAT'S A
GOOD DAD FACE RIGHT THERE.

DONNA JO... I
TRICKED UNCLE JESSE

INTO TEACHING ME
HOW TO FOOL JOEY

INTO THINKING I WAS SICK

SO I COULD CUT SCHOOL
TO GET THAT AUTOGRAPH.

BUT MICHELLE BUSTED ME,
AND JOEY TOOK ME HOME...

ON A LEASH.

YOU LIAR. YOU
MADE ME A LIAR, TOO.

I LIED TO JOEY, TO YOUR
TEACHER, AND EVERYBODY.

I THOUGHT I KNEW
YOU, BUT I DON'T.

I SHARE MY RINSE
CUP WITH A STRANGER.

STEPHANIE...

I EVEN MADE YOU A GET-WELL CARD.

HERE. GET WELL.

D.J., GO WAIT FOR ME UPSTAIRS.

YOU KNOW, JOEY, I
FEEL A LITTLE HUNGRY.

ME, TOO.

GUYS, COME BACK HERE.

ACTUALLY, I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY.

NO, ME, EITHER.

I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING THAT
GOES ON IN MY DAUGHTERS' LIVES.

I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO
BE PERFECT PARENTS,

BUT I DO EXPECT
YOU TO BE HONEST.

I DON'T KNOW WHY...
I DON'T KNOW WHY...

I'M WAGGING MY
FINGER AT YOU LIKE THIS.

LOOK, I DON'T WANT
TO LECTURE YOU GUYS.

I'D BE LOST WITHOUT YOU.

BUT DID YOU HAVE TO LIE TO ME?

WE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO THINK
WE COULDN'T HANDLE THINGS.

WE WANTED YOU TO
KNOW YOU COULD GO AWAY

AND EVERYTHING WOULD
BE COOL WITH YOUR KIDS.

AND IF THERE'S EVER A PROBLEM,
WE SHOULD GET IT OUT IN THE OPEN.

WE SHOULD WORK THINGS
OUT TOGETHER AS A FAMILY.

IN FACT, JOEY, SAY
YOU'RE SORRY AND MEAN IT.

I'M SORRY. NOW YOU SAY IT.

OK. I'M SORRY. OK?
THANKS FOR THE TALK.

STEPH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M MAKING A GET SICK CARD.

I SAID I WAS SORRY.

UH-OH. LECTURE TIME.

SEE YA.

STEPH, I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY.

WHY DO I GET A LECTURE?

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

BUT YOU WILL, SO
TAKE ACCURATE NOTES.

D.J., COME OVER HERE.

WHY DID YOU DO
WHAT YOU DID TODAY?

BECAUSE I WANTED THAT
AUTOGRAPH MORE THAN ANYTHING.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORST
PART IS ABOUT WHAT YOU DID?

THAT I CUT SCHOOL?

NO.

THAT YOU TRICKED STEPHANIE.

THAT YOU WERE SELFISH.

ALL YOU CARED ABOUT WAS D.J.

YOU DID WHATEVER YOU HAD TO DO

TO GET D.J. WHAT SHE WANTED...

EVEN IF IT MEANT LYING

AND HURTING OTHER PEOPLE.

I DON'T WANT TO BE SELFISH

OR HURT OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS.

I KNOW YOU DON'T.

I THINK YOU REALLY CARE
ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

I'M REALLY SORRY, DAD.

WELL, I KNOW NEXT TIME

YOU'LL THINK THINGS THROUGH

A LOT MORE CAREFULLY

BECAUSE YOU'RE BETTER
THAN WHAT I SAW TODAY.

DADDY, AM I YOUR FAVORITE NOW?

YES.

HEY!

NO, NO, NO.

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,

I'LL LOVE ALL THREE OF
YOU EXACTLY THE SAME.

OH, ALL RIGHT.

I WISH MICHELLE WAS HERE.

I LIKE HER THE BEST.

HEY! HEY!

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