Full House (1987–1995): Season 1, Episode 20 - The Seven-Month Itch: Part 2 - full transcript

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♪ THERE'S A HEART,
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♪ A HAND TO HOLD ON TO ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ THERE'S A FACE ♪

♪ OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪

♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪

♪ A LIGHT IS WAITING
TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪

♪ DOOBIE DOO BAH BAH DAH ♪

SAMMY, DO YOU REALIZE THAT
YOU AND I HAVE BEEN GOING OUT



A MONTH, AND THIS IS THE FIRST
TIME WE'VE BEEN ALONE TOGETHER?

I KNOW. WITH ME LIVING
AT MY FOLKS' HOUSE...

YEAH, ME LIVING AT
PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE...

SURE HOPE WE DIDN'T
RUIN YOUR WEEKEND, JESS.

OH, NO, WHY WOULD
YOU THINK THAT?

JUST BECAUSE I'VE BEEN
WAITING A MONTH TO BE WITH SAM.

I USED TO BE THIS FREE-WHEELING,
LIVING ON THE EDGE...

NO STRINGS KINDA GUY.

NOW... HA... NOW IT SEEMS
LIKE I'M MARRIED OR SOMETHING.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S
HAPPENED TO MY LIFE, PAL,

BUT I GOTTA REGAIN
CONTROL OF IT.

"I DON'T THINK IT'S
WORKING OUT FOR ME HERE.

I'LL CALL SOON."

JESSE RAN AWAY FROM HOME?

JESSE RAN AWAY FROM HOME?

I'M HUNGRY.

WHERE'S UNCLE JESSE?

GIRLS, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE
US FOR A BRIEF MOMENT,

I HAVE TO TALK TO
JOEY PRIVATELY ABOUT...

THIS NOTE I WROTE MYSELF REMINDING
ME TO TALK TO JOEY PRIVATELY

ABOUT THIS NOTE THAT I WROTE.

WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO SAY TO THE GIRLS?

JOEY... THIS IS A
DELICATE SITUATION.

IT'S A FATHER KIND OF MOMENT.

YOU BETTER LET ME HANDLE IT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

JUST PLAY DUMB.

HOW DO I DO THAT?

PERFECT.

OH, HI. YOU'RE BACK.

DID UNCLE JESSE GO SOMEWHERE?

GIRLS, YOUR FATHER
HAS SOMETHING TO SAY.

YOUR UNCLE JESSE
HAS GONE ON A LITTLE...

VACATION.

WHERE?

WHERE?

YOU SAW HIM LAST.

TELL THEM, JOEY.

OK... FATHER.

UH, GIRLS...

YOUR UNCLE JESSE
WENT ON VACATION...

TO THE DESERT.

"AND WHY?" YOU ASK.

BECAUSE HE LOVES THE HOT SAND,

AND HE LOVES THE BURNING SUN.

BOTTOM LINE...

YOUR UNCLE JESSE LOVES TO SWEAT.

I THOUGHT HE LOVED
GOING TO THE BEACH.

WELL... THE DESERT IS ALL BEACH.

OK. HERE WE GO.

YOUR FAVORITE STRAWBERRY
YOGURT BANANA PANCAKES,

JUST LIKE YOUR
UNCLE JESSE MAKES.

THESE AREN'T LIKE
UNCLE JESSE MAKES.

HIS AREN'T SOUPY IN THE MIDDLE.

MINE AREN'T SOUPY.

HERE, MICHELLE.

YOU'LL APPRECIATE MY COOKING.

THAT A GIRL.

TASTE IT, HONEY.

EVERYBODY'S A CRITIC.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

I GOT IT.

GLADSTONE'S INTERNATIONAL
HOUSE OF FLAPJACKS.

GLADSTONE SPEAKING.

JESSE!

UNCLE JESSE! I
WANT TO TALK TO HIM.

WAIT A SECOND.

I'LL TALK TO HIM.

I'LL TALK TO ANYONE YOU
WANT. JUST MAKE A DECISION.

HOW THE HECK IS
THE DESERT, JESS?

WHAT DESERT?
I'M SKIING IN TAHOE.

LOOK, I'M HANGING
OUT WITH MY BUDDIES,

AND I DON'T KNOW
WHEN I'M COMING BACK.

IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY, I'LL
GIVE YOU THE NUMBER... 555-4322.

I GOT TO TELL UNCLE
JESSE SOMETHING.

I GOT TO TELL UNCLE
JESSE SOMETHING!

OK, HERE.

OH, NO.

I FORGOT WHAT I WAS
GOING TO TELL HIM.

OH, I REMEMBER. SILLY ME.

HI, UNCLE JESSE.

WHILE YOU'RE ON VACATION,

CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR
ROOM, WHICH WAS MY ROOM

BEFORE IT WAS YOUR ROOM?

THANKS, UNCLE JESSE.

EVERYBODY SAY BYE.

BYE. BYE. BYE.

BYE-BYE. GOODBYE.

SAY BYE-BYE, MICHELLE.

♪ I-I-I'M JUST A LOVE MACHINE ♪

♪ AND I WON'T WORK
FOR NOBODY BUT YOU ♪

BABY!

♪ I'M JUST A LOVE MACHINE ♪

♪ YEAH, BABY ♪

♪ A HUG AND KISSIN' THING ♪

♪ I-I-I'M JUST A LOVE MACHINE ♪

♪ AND I WON'T WORK
FOR NOBODY BUT YOU ♪

♪ WA-OOH, CHILD ♪

♪ I'M JUST A LOVE MACHINE ♪

♪ A HUG AND KISSIN' THING ♪♪

WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!

LET'S DRINK A TOAST TO THE
RETURN OF OUR MAN JESSE.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

A TOAST TO MY ESCAPE
FROM ROMPER ROOM.

NO, NO. TO YOU
PAYING FOR THE CABIN.

LISTEN UP. FELLAS, THIS
IS ONLY THE BEGINNING.

WHEN I GET BACK TO TOWN,

I'M GOING TO GET MY OWN PLACE

AND START LIVING LIFE
THE WAY I WAS BORN TO LIVE.

FELLAS, LET'S HIT THE SLOPES!

YEAH! OW!

I'LL JUST PUT ON
MY SKI PANTS HERE.

YEAH, MY SKI PANTS.
LOOKIN' GOOD.

WHOOP! OK.

YES, IT'S WINTER
WONDERLAND TIME, FOLKS.

WINTER WONDERLAND. I AM PSYCHED!

JUST PUT ON MY SCARF, 'CAUSE
IT'S ABOUT 8 DEGREES OUTSIDE.

AND OF COURSE, JACKET.

ALWAYS REMEMBER, IT'S BETTER
TO LOOK GOOD THAN TO SKI GOOD.

PUT ON THE GLOVES, THE
WATER-PROOF GLOVES.

AND, OF COURSE, THE CAP,
WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT.

WE GET THE GOGGLES
ON. HEY, MAN. ALL RIGHT!

FANNY PACK. DON'T FORGET
THE OLD FANNY PACK.

GOTTA KEEP THE FANNY WARM.

AND THE SKIS AND THE
POLES AND...[PANTING]

GOD, I'M TIRED.

WILL SOMEONE JUST BREAK MY LEG
NOW AND STICK ME IN FRONT OF THE FIRE?

DAD, I ALWAYS GET MY GUITAR
LESSON FROM UNCLE JESSE.

ARE YOU SURE YOU
WANT TO DO THIS?

HONEY, THIS IS GONNA
BE A LOT OF FUN.

I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU A
GREAT SONG. COME HERE.

YOU WATCH WHAT I DO
CAREFULLY, THEN YOU DO IT.

♪ FROGGIE WENT A-COURTIN',
AND HE DID RIDE, UH-HUH ♪

♪ FROGGIE WENT A-COURTIN',
AND HE DID RIDE, UH-HUH ♪

♪ WELL, FROGGIE WENT... ♪

DAD! DAD, STOP.

HERE'S WHERE I AM.

MAYBE FROGGIE'S NOT
READY TO GO A-COURTIN' YET.

LET'S WORK ON THAT
"D" CHORD. COME ON.

SIT RIGHT DOWN HERE.

TAKE THESE 2 FINGERS

AND PUT THEM ON THE SECOND FRET.

NO, THE SECOND FRET.

NO, THE SECOND FRET.

NO, THE SECOND FRET.

NO, THE SECOND...

DAD, YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.

HOW CAN I MAKE YOU
NERVOUS? I'M YOUR FATHER.

BECAUSE WHENEVER YOU
TEACH ME THINGS, WE ARGUE.

NO, WE DON'T.

YES, WE DO.

NO, WE DON'T.

YES, WE DO.

NO, WE DON'T! WHAT AM I DOING?

YOU'RE ARGUING WITH ME.

I'M NOT ARGUING WITH YOU.

YOU'RE ARGUING WITH ME.

WE'RE HERE TO HAVE FUN.

WELL, I'M NOT HAVING FUN.

I'D HAVE FUN IF UNCLE
JESSE WAS HERE.

THAT'S WHAT THIS
IS ALL ABOUT, ISN'T IT?

ALL OF UNCLE JESSE'S
CLOTHES ARE GONE.

IS UNCLE JESSE THINKING
ABOUT MOVING OUT?

THE TRUTH?

YES.

I HATE THIS.

WHEN MOM DIED,

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIKE
LIVING IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN.

THEN UNCLE JESSE AND JOEY
MOVED IN AND THINGS GOT BETTER.

I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO CHANGE.

AW, HONEY.

I WANT HIM TO STAY, TOO.

THEN WHY DON'T YOU GET HIM BACK?

BECAUSE HE'S AN ADULT.

YOU CAN'T JUST GO PICK HIM UP

AND PUT HIM UNDER YOUR
ARM AND BRING HIM BACK.

RIGHT NOW HE'S STRUGGLING
WITH SOME THINGS.

WHEN... AND IF
THE TIME IS RIGHT,

HE'LL BE BACK.

OK?

WELL, IT'S NOT OK.

BUT OK.

COME ON. LET'S FINISH
THE GUITAR LESSON.

WHAT ELSE DID UNCLE JESSE DO?

HE TEACHES ME AN ELVIS SONG.

I KNOW A GREAT ONE.

♪ ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT ♪

♪ DO YOU MISS ME TONIGHT ♪

♪ ARE YOU SORRY
WE DRIFTED APART ♪

♪ IS YOUR HEART FULL OF PAIN ♪

♪ DID HE COME BACK AGAIN ♪

THANKS FOR HELPING ME MOVE IN.

WHY DON'T YOU PUT
THAT STUFF OVER THERE?

THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW, MICHELLE, I
GREW UP IN THIS ROOM.

BOY, THIS PLACE
BRINGS BACK MEMORIES.

HERE, STEPH, YOU FORGOT
THE REST OF YOUR ZOO.

THANKS, D.J. ISN'T IT NEAT

WE HAVE OUR OWN ROOM
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

IT MIGHT BE MORE
THAN A COUPLE OF DAYS.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

OH, NOTHING.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

UH, STEPH...

WHO DO YOU THINK'S
A BETTER SINGER,

ALVIN OR THEODORE?

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

EVERYBODY KNOWS WITHOUT ALVIN,

THEY'RE JUST A
BUNCH OF SQUIRRELS

DRESSED LIKE DON JOHNSON.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

SEE YOU.

FREEZE.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

ALL RIGHT, STEPH.

SIT DOWN.

YOU SHOULD HEAR
THIS, TOO, MICHELLE.

UNCLE JESSE DIDN'T
JUST GO ON A VACATION.

HE'S THINKING ABOUT MOVING OUT.

CAN'T DADDY GET HIM BACK?

DAD SAID THERE'S
NOTHING HE CAN DO.

THEN WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

YOU'RE RIGHT, STEPH.

WHAT IF UNCLE JESSE
NEVER COMES BACK?

DADDY.

HERE'S THE PLAN.
I'LL CALL UNCLE JESSE.

CHECK.

AND TELL HIM
MICHELLE'S REALLY SICK.

HE'LL COME RUSHING BACK.

THEN WHAT?

THEN YOU THROW
YOUR ARMS AROUND HIM

AND BEG HIM TO STAY WHILE I
LET THE AIR OUT OF HIS TIRES.

WOW!

I NEED TO SPEAK
TO JESSE COCHRAN.

THIS IS HIS NIECE D.J. TANNER.

JESSE'S STILL OUT SKIING.

COULD YOU HOLD THE LINE?

HE'S NOT THERE. WHAT DO WE DO?

I DON'T KNOW! LET
ME THINK. I GOT IT!

THIS IS STEPHANIE TANNER,
UNCLE JESSE'S OTHER NIECE.

NOW LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY.

HELP!

TELL UNCLE JESSE THE
BABY'S COUGHING REAL BAD.

HERE, LISTEN.

Cough! Cough! Cough!

[COUGH COUGH] [COUGH]

AHH...

AHH...

[COUGH COUGH]

SEE? THE BABY'S
COUGHING REALLY LOUD.

UNCLE JESSE'S THE ONLY ONE

WHO CAN GET HER TO
TAKE HER COUGH MEDICINE

PROMISE ME YOU'LL
TELL HIM. THANKS.

I LIED. I HATE TO LIE.

BUT IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

I GUESS.

BUT IF YOU COULD
COUGH A FEW TIMES,

I'D FEEL A LOT BETTER

ABOUT THIS WHOLE DIRTY BUSINESS.

[COUGH]

THANK YOU.

♪ GOT THE SKI
BUNNY BLUES, CHILD ♪

♪ MMM, I LOVE THEM ♪

♪ GOT THE SKI BUNNY... ♪

HI, GUYS.

HEY, SAMANTHA.

GOD, THIS SPORT REALLY
IS A PAIN IN THE BUTT.

YOUR FAMILY JUST CALLED.

THE BABY'S SICK.

MICHELLE'S SICK?
WHAT DOES SHE HAVE?

COUGH, I THINK.

OH.

WELL, JOEY AND DANNY ARE THERE.

THE PEDIATRICIAN.

I'M SURE SHE'LL BE FINE.

LET'S DO SOME BOYS
ARE BACK IN TOWN.

ALL RIGHT. SHE'LL BE OK.

HERE WE GO. 1, 2, 3, 4...

♪ THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN ♪

♪ GUESS WHO JUST
GOT BACK TODAY... ♪

♪ OOH, OOH ♪

♪ BABY LOVE ♪

♪ MY BABY LOVE ♪

♪ I NEED YOU, OH,
HOW I NEED YOU ♪

♪ BUT ALL YOU DO
IS TREAT ME BAD ♪

♪ BREAK MY HEART
AND LEAVE ME SAD ♪

♪ TELL ME, WHAT DID I DO WRONG ♪

♪ TO MAKE YOU
STAY AWAY SO LONG ♪

♪ 'CAUSE, BABY LOVE ♪

♪ MY BABY LOVE ♪

♪ BEEN MISSIN' YOU ♪

♪ MISS KISSIN' YOU ♪

♪ INSTEAD OF BREAKING UP ♪

♪ DON'T THROW OUR LOVE AWAY ♪

♪ LET'S DO SOME
KISSIN' AND MAKING UP ♪

♪ DON'T THROW OUR LOVE AWAY ♪

♪ DON'T THROW OUR LOVE AWAY ♪

♪ IN MY ARMS WHY
DON'T YOU STAY ♪

♪ NEED YOU ♪

♪ NEED YOU ♪

♪ BABY LOVE ♪

♪ OOH, OOH, BABY LOVE ♪

♪ BABY LOVE ♪

♪ MY BABY LOVE ♪

♪ WHY MUST WE
SEPARATE, MY LOVE ♪

♪ ALL OF MY WHOLE LIFE THROUGH ♪

♪ DON'T THROW OUR LOVE AWAY ♪

♪ I NEVER LOVED NO ONE BUT YOU ♪

♪ DON'T THROW OUR LOVE AWAY ♪

♪ WHY YOU DO ME LIKE YOU DO ♪

♪ I GET THIS NEED ♪

♪ BABY, BABY, BABY ♪

♪ OOH ♪

♪ NEED YOU BAD ♪

♪ OOH, NEED TO HOLD
YOU ONCE AGAIN, MY LOVE ♪

♪ FEEL YOUR WARM
EMBRACE, MY LOVE ♪

♪ DON'T THROW
OUR LOVE AWAY... ♪♪

♪ THE BOYS ARE
BACK IN TOWN... ♪♪

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
HOLD IT DOWN A SECOND.

I GOT TO CALL HOME.

WHAT'S WRONG?

THE KID IS SICK.

I'M HER UNCLE.

SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME.

DAMN, IT'S BUSY.

I'M SORRY GUYS, BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN GIVE HER HER COUGH MEDICINE,

AND I'M THE BEST AT
SINGING HER TO SLEEP.

SORRY, FELLAS. I GOT TO SPLIT.

MICHELLE NEEDS ME.

I'M SORRY, HONEY.

BUT YOU KNEW WHEN
WE GOT INVOLVED

THERE WERE OTHER
WOMEN IN MY LIFE.

YES! OK.

OK. HERE'S THE SHOT.

I'M GONNA JUMP OVER THE
COUCH, SPIN AROUND 3 TIMES,

DRIVE TO THE HOOP,
DOUBLE PUMP TWICE,

FINISHING OFF WITH A REVERSE
TOMAHAWK MONSTER JAM.

IS THIS BEFORE OR AFTER
YOU SPIN STRAW INTO GOLD?

OH, YEAH? WATCH THIS!

I'D LIKE TO SEE MICHAEL
JORDAN SINK A SHOT LIKE THAT

WITH A COUCH ON THE COURT.

HOW IS SHE?

JESSE! HEY, BUDDY.

WHERE'S MICHELLE? DO I NEED
TO GIVE HER HER COUGH MEDICINE?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?

SOMEBODY CALLED AND
SAID MICHELLE WAS VERY SICK.

MICHELLE'S FINE.

SHE'S FINE?

THANK GOD.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE'S FINE?

DO YOU REALIZE I'VE BEEN DRIVING
FOR 4 HOURS FROM LAKE TAHOE

ON MY MOTORCYCLE
IN THE FREEZING COLD

BEHIND A CATTLE TRUCK?

I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU,
YOU MADE EXCELLENT TIME.

ALL RIGHT.

WHICH ONE OF YOU CALLED?

MUST HAVE BEEN THE GIRLS.

I THINK YOU REALLY SHOOK
'EM UP THE WAY YOU TOOK OFF.

I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT,

BUT IT WAS
SOMETHING I HAD TO DO.

JESSE, HANG ON. TALK TO US.

MAYBE WE CAN HELP YOU.

LOOK, GUYS, EVER SINCE I'VE
BEEN OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL,

I'VE DONE WHAT I WANTED WHENEVER
I WANTED WITH WHOEVER I WANTED.

I'VE HAD NO ONE TO ANSWER TO,

NOBODY TO WORRY
ABOUT BUT MYSELF... ME.

SO I TOOK OFF TO FIND THAT GUY.

I WAS HANGING WITH MY BUDDIES,

PLAYING MUSIC...
THEN I GET THIS CALL.

MICHELLE'S SICK.

BAM! I COME RUNNING BACK

RIGHT INTO MISTER
ROGERS' NEIGHBORHOOD.

I'M SORRY, GUYS.

I DON'T THINK IT'S
WHERE I WANT TO BE.

JESSE, WAIT!

YOU'RE GOING ABOUT THIS WRONG.

MAYBE WHEN YOU MOVED IN
HERE, YOU LOST SOMETHING.

BUT LOOK HOW MUCH YOU'VE GAINED.

WHAT HAVE I GAINED?

I'LL GIVE YOU A PERFECT EXAMPLE.

WHY DID YOU COME RUSHING
BACK HERE TO CHECK A COUGH?

BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT MICHELLE.

BUT I CARED ABOUT
MICHELLE BEFORE I MOVED IN.

BUT BEFORE YOU MOVED IN,

THE GIRLS WERE JUST YOUR NIECES.

YOU STOPPED BY 4 TIMES A YEAR

TO GIVE THEM BIRTHDAY
AND CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT
ANYMORE, IS IT?

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW
IMPORTANT YOU ARE TO THOSE 3 GIRLS?

YOU'VE BEEN THERE EVERY TIME

THOSE GIRLS HAVE NEEDED YOU.

CAN YOU HONESTLY TELL ME

THAT YOU CAN FORGET
ABOUT THE PAST 7 MONTHS

AND GO BACK TO VISITS ON
BIRTHDAYS AND CHRISTMAS?

THEY DO LOVE ME, DON'T THEY?

THEY REALLY LOVE ME, DON'T THEY?

HA HA HA HA.

WELL, CAN YOU BLAME THEM?

FEELS PRETTY GOOD, DOESN'T IT?

I'M GOING TO TELL
YOU GUYS SOMETHING,

BUT YOU BETTER NOT TELL
ANY OF MY FRIENDS I SAID THIS.

I THINK I'M REALIZING

THAT BEING PART OF THIS FAMILY

IS FILLING AN EMPTY...

AN EMPTY SPACE IN MY HEART

THAT I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW WAS THERE.

JESSE, WE CAN MAKE
THIS EASIER FOR YOU.

YOU CAN TAKE TIME FOR YOURSELF

WHENEVER YOU NEED IT.

YEAH, DON'T WAIT
TILL IT BUILDS UP INSIDE

AND YOU GOTTA RUN
AWAY FROM HOME AGAIN.

IF YOU NEED TO TAKE
OFF FOR A FEW DAYS,

FINE. WE'LL COVER FOR YOU.

YEAH, WE'LL MAKE THIS WORK.

WILL YOU STAY OUT OF MY ROOM?

I'LL TRY.

SO, LASSIE'S COMING HOME?

YEAH, YEAH, LASSIE'S
COMING HOME.

I GOT TO HUG SOMEBODY.

ME, TOO.

GO NUTS.

HEY, WATCH IT.

SORRY, KID.

UNCLE JESSE! YOU'RE
BACK, YOU'RE BACK,

YOU'RE BACK, YOU'RE
BACK, YOU'RE BACK!

D.J., GET IN HERE, QUICK!
UNCLE JESSE'S BACK!

OUR PLAN WORKED!

UNCLE JESSE! YOU'RE BACK!

HEY!

WELL, I WAS IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD...

ARE YOU HERE TO STAY

OR PICK UP YOUR
STUFF AND LEAVE AGAIN?

COME HERE, GIRLS. SIT DOWN.

COME HERE, D.J.

I CAME BACK

BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED
ABOUT MICHELLE,

AND BECAUSE I MISSED YOU TWO.

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

DOES THIS MEAN YOU'LL
NEVER LEAVE AGAIN?

I CAN'T PROMISE YOU
I'LL LIVE HERE FOREVER,

BUT WHAT I CAN PROMISE IS...

I'M ALWAYS GOING
TO BE YOUR UNCLE,

AND I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE
WHEN YOU TWO NEED ME.

AND I'LL ALWAYS LOVE
YOU TWO KNUCKLEHEADS

VERY, VERY MUCH.

CROSS YOUR HEART
AND HOPE TO DIE?

PINKIE SWEAR!

OH! HE DOES MEAN BUSINESS!

YOU'RE UP.

HERE.

I DROVE 4 HOURS IN
THE FREEZING COLD

ON MY MOTORCYCLE BEHIND A
CATTLE TRUCK TO GIVE YOU THIS.

HERE YOU GO.

NOT IMPRESSED, ARE YOU?

MICHELLE, CAN I TALK
TO YOU A SECOND?

WHEN I FIRST CAME HERE,

I THOUGHT IT WOULD JUST
BE FOR A FEW MONTHS,

YOU KNOW, JUST TO HELP OUT,

THEN I'D GET ON WITH MY LIFE.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS IS MY LIFE.

THIS IS WHERE I'M
SUPPOSED TO BE RIGHT NOW.

COME HERE.

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT
YOU PUT ME THROUGH?

I WAS WITH THE MOST
INCREDIBLE WOMAN IN THE WORLD.

OVER 2 YEARS
OLD, THAT IS. SORRY.

ANYWAY, FROM THE MOMENT
I HEARD YOU WERE SICK,

ALL I COULD DO WAS
THINK OF THIS FACE.

WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS FACE, HUH?

[GIGGLES]

GOOD ANSWER.

GOOD NIGHT, KID.

DA.

CAN I GET A KISS?

YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
YOU LITTLE MUNCHKIN?

I LOVE YOU.

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