Full House (1987–1995): Season 1, Episode 17 - Danny's Very First Date - full transcript

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OK, HONEYBEES.

LET'S ALL "BEE" SEATED.

WHO KNOWS WHAT TODAY IS?

ME. ME. ME.

STEPHANIE.

TODAY'S THE START OF
THE HONEYBEE HONEY DRIVE.

VERY GOOD, STEPHANIE.

THANK YOU.

JOEY, AS HONORARY QUEEN BEE,

WILL YOU PASS OUT
THE SAMPLE HONEY?

LINDA, I WOULD "BEE" DELIGHTED.

I KNOW OUR HIVE IS GOING
TO RAISE LOTS OF MONEY

FOR UNDERPRIVILEGED CHILDREN,

AND THE HONEYBEE WHO
SELLS THE MOST HONEY

WILL WIN THIS
SPECIAL GRAND PRIZE.

OH, WOW!

UH... STEPH.

STEPHANIE.

STEPH.

STEPH.

STEPH.

YEAH.

YOU HAVEN'T WON
THE BIKE YET, STEPH.

YET. THAT SEAT WAS
MADE FOR MY TUSH.

I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE

A YOUNG LADY WHO
HOLDS THE RECORD

FOR SELLING 725 JARS OF HONEY.

A HONEYBEE LEGEND, I MIGHT ADD.

LET'S PUT YOUR WINGS
TOGETHER FOR D.J. TANNER.

ALL RIGHT!

YAY!

THANK YOU, HONEYBEES.

AH, MEMORIES.

HONEYBEES, ANY KID
CAN SELL RAFFLE TICKETS

FOR A COLOR TV, BUT
TO UNLOAD THIS STUFF,

YOU GOT TO WORK
YOUR LITTLE STINGER OFF.

SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

SELL! LET ME HEAR IT.

SELL!

SELL!

SELL!

SELL!

SELL!

HELLO.

ATTACK!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

HOLD IT.

BEEN WIPING OUT BUGS ALL DAY.

A FEW MORE WON'T
MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

YOU!

SEE ME LATER.

SURE, YUK IT UP.

IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I
AM AN HONORARY QUEEN BEE.

JOSEPH, THIS IS NO NEWS TO ME.

WHAT'S THIS?

UH, IT'S A TREE HOUSE.

IT'S FROM YOUR MOM.

MY MOM ALWAYS SENDS
ME THE DOPIEST GIFTS.

I THINK IT'S FOR MICHELLE.

HI, GUYS.

ARE THE HONEYBEES HERE?

I DIDN'T MISS THEM, DID I?

YES, THE HONEYBEES
ARE STILL HERE.

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, I BELIEVE,

SO IS THEIR HIVE MOTHER, LINDA.

LINDA?

JESSE, MY DAUGHTER
IS A HONEYBEE,

AND UH...

LINDA JUST HAPPENS
TO BE HER HIVE MOTHER.

SHE ALSO HAPPENS
TO BE VERY PRETTY

AND VERY DIVORCED.

AND YOU HAPPEN TO
LIKE HER, DON'T YOU?

PURELY AS AN INSECT.

FACE IT, MAN, YOU'RE SMITTEN.

I AM NOT SMITTEN.

I KNOW SMITTEN. YOU ARE SMUT.

DANNY, WHY DON'T
YOU JUST ASK HER OUT?

IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'RE READY
TO START DATING AGAIN.

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU THINK IT'S BEEN ENOUGH TIME?

DANNY, IT'S BEEN A
YEAR SINCE PAM DIED.

I DON'T THINK YOU
SHOULD FEEL BAD

ABOUT SEEING OTHER
PEOPLE. I THINK IT'S OK.

YEAH. BUT DATING...

I HAVEN'T BEEN ON A DATE

SINCE I TOOK PAM
TO THE SENIOR PROM.

I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER
HOW TO ASK A GIRL OUT.

SAME WAY YOU
ASKED MY SISTER OUT.

HOW'D YOU DO THAT?

WELL, JOEY ASKED HER OUT FOR ME.

THIS JOEY?

JOEY WAS, UH... SORT OF
MY EXPERT ON ROMANCE.

THIS JOEY.

IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT
I HAVE A WAY WITH WOMEN.

YES, YOU TAKE ONE LOOK
AT THEM AND THEY RUN AWAY.

EXCUSE ME.

DANIEL, LISTEN.

YOU'RE A REASONABLY

SEMI-ATTRACTIVE YOUNG MAN.

YOU'VE BEEN LIVING
WITH ME LONG ENOUGH.

I THINK SOMETHING
MUST HAVE RUBBED OFF.

GO IN THERE, BE BOLD,

BE CONFIDENT, AND
ASK THAT HER OUT.

AND DON'T COME BACK
UNTIL YOU GOT A DATE.

THAT'S RIGHT. GO!

YOU'RE RIGHT. I CAN DO THIS.

IS MY COWLICK STICKING UP?

GO! GO ON!

OH, LINDA, HI.

HI, DANNY.

WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.

I FORGOT THE HONEYBEES
WERE EVEN MEETING TODAY.

WE'RE JUST WRAPPING THINGS UP.

OK, WHY DON'T YOU
ALL BUZZ INTO THE CAR?

THANKS SO MUCH FOR LETTING
US USE YOUR HOUSE AGAIN.

ANYTIME. MI HIVE IS SU HIVE.

MR. TANNER, WILL YOU
PLEASE BUY SOME HONEY?

SWEETHEART, COME HERE.

YES, MOMMY?

I THINK MR. TANNER
WILL BE BUYING

HIS HONEY FROM STEPHANIE.

YOU KNOW YOU CAN NEVER
HAVE TOO MANY JARS OF HONEY.

SIGN ME UP FOR 3 JARS.

THANKS, MR. TANNER.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

I MUST BE DREAMING.

DADDY, I NEED THAT BIKE.

SWEETHEART, I'M GOING
TO BUY FROM YOU, TOO.

I TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL TAKE 10 JARS.

10 JARS?

OH...

ONLY 10?

DAD, YOU JUST BOUGHT
3 FROM THE COMPETITION.

THIS SWEET YOUNG CHILD

IS YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD.

15 JARS?

20.17.

DEAL.

NOW, THAT'S HOW
YOU SET RECORDS, KID.

YOU JUST BOUGHT
20 JARS OF HONEY.

THAT'S NOTHING.

WHEN D.J. SET THE
RECORD, I BOUGHT 112.

I BUILT A HONEY
CELLAR DOWNSTAIRS.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
REALLY A GREAT DAD.

WELL, I'VE GOT THE
KIDS WAITING IN THE CAR.

LINDA... WAIT. UM...

DO YOU, UH... YOU
EVER GO TO THE MOVIES?

SURE. I LOVE MOVIES.

NO KIDDING? ME, TOO.

IT'S A SMALL WORLD.

TWO PEOPLE WHO LOVE MOVIES

LIVING IN THE SAME CITY.

IT'S AMAZING.

WHERE WAS I?

I THINK YOU WERE
WORKING UP THE COURAGE

TO ASK ME OUT.

RIGHT.

I'M STILL WORKING ON IT.

DANNY, I'VE GOT A
CAR FULL OF BEES,

BUT I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS

TO A MODERN ART EXHIBIT TONIGHT.

I MEAN, I'D LOVE FOR
YOU TO BE MY GUEST,

IF I CAN FIND A SITTER.

JESSE AND JOEY CAN DO IT.

GREAT.

THEN WE CAN HAVE DINNER, TOO.

MY TREAT.

PICK YOU UP AROUND 7:00? OK?

OK.

IT'S A DATE?

IT'S A DATE. GREAT.

I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT.

I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT.

I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT.

I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT!

I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT.

AND WHY NOT?

ALL RIGHT, MICHELLE,

WHEN WE PUT TOGETHER
THIS DREAM HOUSE,

IT'S GOING TO MAKE
BENNY THE DISHRAG

LOOK LIKE... HE'LL
LIKE A DISHRAG.

HI, GUYS.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

YOU TELL US.

WELL, UH, I'D LIKE TO,

BUT I HAVE TO GET READY
FOR MY DATE TONIGHT!

DANIEL, MY MAN! ALL RIGHT!

YOU DID WHAT I TOLD YOU, RIGHT?

YOU WERE IN THERE,
YOU WERE BOLD,

YOU WERE CONFIDENT,
YOU ASKED HER OUT,

AND SHE SAID YES, RIGHT?

NO. I WAS SHY AND I WAS AWKWARD,

AND SHE ASKED ME
OUT AND I SAID YES.

NO.

YES.

SHE'S TREATING ME TO
DINNER AND TO AN ART EXHIBIT.

SHE'S PAYING?

HOW DOES THIS SHY AND
AWKWARD THING WORK?

DANNY, YOU'RE GOING
TO GO OUT TONIGHT,

AND YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.

THAT'S RIGHT, AND WE'RE

GOING TO WATCH
THE GIRLS FOR YOU.

THE GIRLS.

HOW AM I GOING TO
TELL D.J. AND STEPHANIE

THAT THEIR FATHER IS
GOING OUT ON A DATE?

ANY IDEAS?

UM... UM... UH... WELL...
TELL HIM, JOSEPH.

TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS.

THAT'S RIGHT. GOOD THINKING.
TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS,

AND, UH, TELL THEM EXACTLY
WHAT THEY NEED TO KNOW,

BUT NOTHING MORE. NOTHING...

JUST TELL THEM THAT.

I LIKE THAT, JESSE.

THANKS.

LISTEN TO WHAT THEY SAY,
AND RESPOND ACCORDINGLY.

RIGHT. ACCORDINGLY
RESPOND TO WHAT THEY SAY,

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
BE THEIR FATHER!

YEAH.

YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE
HOW TO HANDLE THIS, DO YOU?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.

I DON'T EITHER.

MICHELLE?

YOU'LL TELL YOUR SISTERS
FOR ME, WON'T YOU?

AW, THANK YOU, HONEY.

YOU TAKE ALL THE PRESSURE OFF.

GIVE ME A KISS.

THANKS.

IF YOU WANT THAT BIKE,
YOU GOT TO BE A SALESMAN,

LIKE THIS...

HI, MY NAME'S STEPHANIE TANNER.

I'M A HONEYBEE, AND WE'RE
RAISING MONEY FOR NEEDY KIDS.

JARS OF HONEY MAKE
WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY GIFTS,

AND YOUR PURCHASE
IS TAX-DEDUCTIBLE...

TALK ABOUT A HONEY OF A DEAL.

THAT WAS AWESOME.

HEY, GIRLS.

GO FOR IT.

HI, DADDY. I'M STEPHANIE TANNER,

AND THIS HONEY IS TAX DUCKBILLS.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

SWEETHEART, I BOUGHT
17 JARS FROM YOU ALREADY.

DEEJ, TAKE YOUR SISTER,

AND SIT DOWN, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW

I WANT TO HAVE A
TALK WITH MY 3 GIRLS

ABOUT SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.

TONIGHT, YOUR
FATHER IS GOING ON A...

UH... YOU KNOW, LET ME
HAVE TWO MORE JARS.

GREAT!

YOU GIRLS LIKE JULIE'S MOM,
MRS. STRATTON, DON'T YOU?

SURE.

SHE'S A NICE HIVE MOTHER.

WELL, GREAT. BECAUSE
TONIGHT, JULIE'S MOM AND I ARE...

WE'RE, UH... MAKE
IT 4 MORE JARS.

I'M GETTING GOOD AT THIS.

I BETTER SAY THIS
BEFORE I GO BROKE.

JULIE'S MOM AND I ARE
GOING OUT TONIGHT.

OH, BOY! WHERE ARE WE GOING?

NO, ANGEL. IT'S JUST
ME AND JULIE'S MOM.

WHY CAN'T WE GO?

STEPH, YOU DON'T GET IT.

THEY'RE GOING ON A DATE.

DAD DOESN'T WANT US THERE.

THEY WANT TO BE ALONE.

D.J., WAIT!

IT'S NOT THAT WE
WANT TO BE ALONE.

WE JUST WANT TO GET
TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

WELL, DAD, COULDN'T
YOU STAY HOME WITH US?

UM... I NEED YOU TO HELP ME

WITH MY HOMEWORK.

AND STEPHANIE PROBABLY
NEEDS YOU, TOO, RIGHT, STEPH?

I GUESS SO.

DADDY, IF YOU GO
ON A DATE TONIGHT,

IS JULIE'S MOMMY GOING
TO BE OUR NEW MOMMY?

YOUR NEW MOMMY?

OF COURSE NOT.

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE
GO OUT ON DATES,

AND THEY DON'T GET MARRIED.

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, DON'T YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON.

I'LL TELL YOU EXACTLY
WHAT'S GOING ON.

WE NEED DAD HERE,
AND HE'S LEAVING.

WHY DON'T I JUST, UH...

CHANGE MY PLANS AND
STAY WITH YOU 3 GIRLS, THEN?

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

HI, LINDA, YEAH, IT'S DANNY.

LOOK, I FEEL REAL
UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT THIS,

BUT I HAVE TO CANCEL
OUT ON OUR DATE.

I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE
IT'S TOO SOON FOR THIS.

THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING.

YEAH. BYE.

WHAT HAPPENED?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE
READY TO START DATING.

I WAS, UNTIL I SAW THE LOOKS
ON THOSE GIRLS' FACES...

ALTHOUGH MICHELLE
TOOK IT PRETTY WELL.

YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE KEPT
MY DATE WITH LINDA, DON'T YOU?

YES, I DO.

I AGREE WITH HIM.

WHO SAID THAT?

LOOK, DANIEL...

YES, IT IS HARD
ON THE GIRLS, MAN,

BUT THEY LOVE YOU.

THEY'LL LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT.

I JUST THINK MY DATING
WILL BE SO MUCH EASIER

ONCE THE GIRLS ARE
AWAY AT COLLEGE.

OH, YEAH, YOU'LL BE PUSHING 50,

HANGING OUT AT SINGLES BARS.

HI. DANNY TANNER. UH, CAPRICORN.

WANT TO HOLD MY TEETH?

DANNY, THIS IS ALWAYS GOING
TO BE A TOUGH SITUATION.

BUT DO YOU WANT TO KEEP
POSTPONING YOUR LIFE?

WELL, NO.

DANNY, THE DECISION IS YOURS.

WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DO?

I REALLY WANT TO
GO OUT WITH LINDA.

NOW YOU'RE TALKING!
THERE YOU GO.

LAY IT DOWN. ALL RIGHT.

COME ON, JOSEPH. GET THE STUFF.

OK.

HI. LINDA?

UH, DANNY HERE.

DID SOMEONE CALL YOU BEFORE

SAYING IT WAS TOO SOON
FOR ME TO START DATING?

I THOUGHT SO.

LINDA, THAT WAS MY EVIL
TWIN BROTHER, MANNY TANNER.

IF IT'S NOT TOO LATE,

I'D REALLY LIKE TO
SEE YOU TONIGHT.

GREAT. SO YOU'LL PICK ME UP...

HI, DAD. HI, DAD!

CAN YOU HOLD ON A SECOND?

HI, GIRLS.

DAD, WE WERE TALKING,
AND IT WAS SO NICE OF YOU

TO CANCEL YOUR DATE FOR
US, WE WANT TO THANK YOU

BY TAKING YOU OUT FOR ICE CREAM.

OUR TREAT.

BECAUSE YOU'RE A GREAT DAD.

AND WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

THANKS. I LOVE YOU, TOO.

THANKS, DAD. THANKS, DAD.

THIS IS MANNY
TANNER, THE EVIL TWIN.

SOMETHING'S COME UP, AND
DANNY CAN'T MAKE IT TONIGHT.

HE'S REALLY VERY SORRY,

AND HE'LL CALL YOU
LATER... IF I LET HIM.

BYE.

YOU MIGHT WANT
TO USE WING NUT 34.

TCH-TCH.

♪ OOH WAH DOO DOO, WING NUT 34 ♪

♪ BE BOP DOO BA
DOO, WA DOO DAH ♪

WILL YOU?

ARE YOU SURE DON'T
WANT TO TAKE ONE LOOK

AT THE INSTRUCTIONS?

JOSEPH, DO NOT
QUESTION THE MASTER.

THIS IS QUITE SIMPLE, MY FRIEND.

THERE IS A ROOF,
THERE IS A FLOOR,

THERE ARE LEGS,
THERE IS THIS PART...

WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY
BONUS FIREWOOD.

DO YOU GUYS WANT TO COME
WITH DAD AND US FOR ICE CREAM?

UH, GIRLS, WE
HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

YEAH, WHY DON'T WE TAKE
YOU GIRLS OUT FOR ICE CREAM

SO YOUR DADDY CAN
GO TO THAT ART EXHIBIT?

BECAUSE THAT IDEA STINKS.

RIGHT, STEPH?

MAYBE. WHO KNOWS?

I'VE BEEN CONFUSED ALL DAY.

LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE WORRIED
ABOUT YOUR DAD DATING AGAIN,

BUT I THINK I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?

WELL...

YOU SEE, I WAS ONLY 6 WHEN
MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED,

AND I WASN'T VERY HAPPY

WHEN MY MOM
STARTED TO DATE AGAIN.

WELL, MY GRANDMA USED
TO COME AND BABYSIT,

AND SHE USED TO PINCH
MY CHEEKS SO HARD...

JUST TELL THE STORY, HUH?

ANYWAY, I GOT USED TO
MY MOM DATING AGAIN,

AND SHE WAS MUCH HAPPIER

BECAUSE SHE WASN'T SO LONELY.

YOU THINK DAD'S LONELY?

YES, I DO.

YOU KNOW WHAT, GIRLS?

I THINK YOUR DAD
WOULD BE VERY HAPPY

IF HE COULD GO ON THAT DATE.

I WANT DAD TO BE HAPPY.

I DO, TOO.

COME ON, D.J. LET'S
GO TALK TO DADDY.

ALL RIGHT. DONE, JOSEPH.
WITHOUT INSTRUCTIONS.

LOOKING GOOD.

COME ON, I'LL BUILD THE
MASTER A CLUB SANDWICH.

ALL RIGHT.

COMING, MASTER?

YEAH, YEAH.

I'M, UH... YES, OF
COURSE I'M COMING.

NICE SUIT.

DID YOU GET THAT FROM A REALTOR?

STEPH, BEFORE WE GO
TALK TO DAD, COME WITH ME.

WHAT'S WRONG?

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

BUT YOU SAID YOU
WANTED DADDY TO BE HAPPY.

YEAH. BUT WE'RE FORGETTING
SOMEBODY VERY IMPORTANT.

WHO?

MOM.

MOM? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

MAYBE MOM WOULDN'T BE SO HAPPY

ABOUT DAD GOING OUT ON DATES.

WOW.

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.

I DON'T WANT MOM TO BE NOT HAPPY

AND I DON'T WANT
DADDY TO BE NOT HAPPY.

AND I DON'T WANT
US TO BE NOT HAPPY.

THIS IS SO COMPLICATED.

I THINK I'M HAVING
MY FIRST HEADACHE.

DADDY, CAN WE TALK TO YOU?

SURE. I THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING OUT FOR ICE CREAM.

WE WANTED TO MAKE
SURE WE STILL LIKED IT.

COME HERE.

SIT NEXT TO ME.

GIVE ME MY KID.

ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU.

OK, GIRLS...

WHAT'S WRONG?

WELL, IT'S KIND OF
HARD TO EXPLAIN.

NO, IT'S NOT.

D.J. WAS WONDERING
IF YOU STILL LOVE MOM.

OF COURSE I STILL LOVE MOM.

SHE WAS THE FIRST
LOVE OF MY LIFE.

TOGETHER WE MADE
3 LITTLE MIRACLES.

I'M ALWAYS GOING TO LOVE HER.

NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT.

NOT A DATE... NOT
EVEN IF I FALL IN LOVE

WITH SOMEONE ELSE ONE DAY.

WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK
MOM WOULD FEEL ABOUT THAT?

I KNOW EXACTLY
HOW SHE WOULD FEEL.

YOU DO?

HOW?

WELL, MOMS AND DADS

TALK ABOUT ALL KINDS OF THINGS,

AND ONE NIGHT,
WE HAD A LONG TALK

ABOUT WHAT WE WOULD DO

IF SOMETHING EVER
HAPPENED TO ONE OF US.

WE TALKED ABOUT

MAKING SURE YOU
WERE ALL TAKEN CARE OF,

AND WE AGREED THAT
IF EITHER ONE OF US

EVER BECAME SINGLE AGAIN,

WE SHOULD TRY TO
MEET SOMEONE ELSE

TO SHARE OUR LIFE WITH.

SO MOM WOULD BE HAPPY
IF YOU WENT ON A DATE?

I THINK SHE WOULD BE.

SHE WOULD KNOW
THAT I'M NOT LOOKING

FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE HER PLACE,

JUST TO MAKE A NEW FRIEND.

I COULD NEVER FORGET MOM.

I THINK ABOUT HER
EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU...

AND YOU...

AND YOU, TOO.

MAYBE WE COULD TAKE YOU OUT
FOR ICE CREAM ANOTHER NIGHT.

WE ALREADY HAD TWO BOWLS ANYWAY.

GO ON YOUR DATE, DAD.

THAT'S VERY SWEET,

BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN
CALL JULIE'S MOM AGAIN.

I ALREADY BROKE OUR DATE TWICE.

I'LL CALL HER.

D.J., YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

IT'S 555-8713.

ALL RIGHT! YES!

OK. LET ME GET THIS OFF HERE.

HEY, LINDA'S WAITING DOWNSTAIRS.

SHE'S HERE ALREADY?

HOW IS SHE DRESSED?

CASUAL? TRENDY? SEMI-TRENDY?

QUASI-CASUAL?

SHE'S WEARING A CHICKEN
SUIT WITH FLIPPERS. GO!

OH, GOD, I'M DATING AGAIN.

HOW DO I LOOK? BE BRUTAL.

LOOKS GOOD. FINE.

I HATE THE WAY I LOOK.

I DON'T BLAME YOU,

BUT THERE'S NO TIME
FOR A NOSE JOB NOW.

GUYS, LOOK, I NEED
YOUR HELP HERE.

I'VE GOT TO PUT TOGETHER A LOOK.

I'VE GOT IT. ME, TOO.

I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS TIME
TO GET BETTER ACQUAINTED.

MAYBE WE SHOULD GO UPSTAIRS

AND PLAY WITH
JULIE AND STEPHANIE.

I PROMISE DANNY WILL BE
DOWN IN JUST A SECOND.

YEAH. YO, DANIEL! GOT
A PRETTY GIRL DOWN...

YOUR COWLICK LOOKS FINE!

I KNOW, I FLATTENED IT.

HI, LINDA.

HI, DANNY... OR IS IT MANNY?

NO, IT'S DANNY, THE GOOD TWIN.

THANKS FOR WAITING.

SORRY ABOUT ALL THE CONFUSION.

OH, I UNDERSTAND.

WHEN I STARTED DATING AGAIN,

I WENT THROUGH
THE SAME CRAZINESS.

MICHELLE WANTS TO SAY GOOD-BYE.

GO AHEAD, MICHELLE.

[BABY TALK]

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT.

I KNOW. DON'T STAY OUT LATE,

BECAUSE YOU'LL
WAKE ME UP AT 3:00.

BYE-BYE, DEEJ. BYE.

SAY GOOD-BYE TO STEPH FOR ME.

SHALL WE GO?

WE SHALL.

YOU KIDS BEHAVE YOURSELVES.

TAKE TWO DIMES
FOR A PHONE CALL. GO.

GO ON. HAVE FUN.

BE GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, MICHELLE.

THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE
ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.

IT'S TIME TO THROW
AWAY BENNY THE DISHRAG,

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOW
THE PROUD OWNER

OF A BRAND NEW
MAN-EATING TREEHOUSE!

YAY! YAY! YAY!

HERE WE GO! READY?

WHEEEE! WHEEEE!

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