Full House (1987–1995): Season 1, Episode 1 - Our Very First Show - full transcript
When Danny Tanner's wife Pamela is killed in an auto accident, he finds himself left all alone to raise his three daughters: D.J., Stephanie, and baby Michelle. Fortunately Danny's ...
♪ AH, AH, AH, AH ♪
♪ AH ♪
♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪
♪ THE MILKMAN, THE
PAPER BOY, EVENIN' TV? ♪
♪ HOW DID I GET
DELIVERED HERE? ♪
♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪
♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S
CONFUSIN' ME ♪
♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪
♪ AIN'T A BIRD WHO
KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪
♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪
♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪
♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪
♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A FACE ♪
♪ OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪
♪ A LIGHT IS WAITING
TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
LET'S GO, MOM.
YOUR BAGS ARE IN THE
CAB. THE METER'S RUNNING.
THE BABY'S SLEEPING LIKE A BABY.
OH, MY ANGELS! Both: GRANDMA!
I'M GOING TO MISS YOU.
HONEY, GRANDMA'S GOTTA GO.
GRANDMA'S REALLY GOTTA GO.
OH! I LOVE YOU!
OH, BOY, DOES GRANDMA GOTTA GO.
YOU KNOW, DANNY, I DON'T
HAVE TO GO BACK HOME.
YAY! YAY!
MOM, THIS ISN'T HOW WE
REHEARSED THIS LAST NIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A LITTLE WALK, OK?
NOW, YOU KNOW AS
WELL AS I DO THAT...
MOM, LOOK...
IT'S TIME TO GO HOME.
YOU'VE BEEN TAKING CARE
OF US EVER SINCE PAMELA DIED.
I DON'T KNOW HOW WE
WOULD HAVE MADE IT
THROUGH THE PAST 3
MONTHS WITHOUT YOU.
BUT DAD NEEDS YOU, TOO.
YOU REMEMBER DAD, DON'T YA?
YOUR HUSBAND... KINDA
BALDING AND GLASSES
AND WEARS HIS BOXER
SHORTS UP AROUND HIS NECK.
MOM, I'VE GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.
HELP IS MOVING IN TODAY.
IF YOU NEED ME, I'M
ON THE NEXT PLANE.
THANK YOU, MOM.
OK.
BYE, GRANDMA.
BYE, MOM.
OH, MY ANGELS.
GRANDMA, DON'T LEAVE.
I LOVE YOU.
GOODBYE, SWEETHEART.
GOODBYE, GRANDMA.
BYE.
BYE, GRANDMA.
OK. ARE WE GOING TO
HAVE FUN, OR WHAT?
HEY, LET'S SEE SOME SMILES.
EVERYTHING'S GOING TO
WORK OUT SUPERGREAT.
YOUR UNCLE JESSE'S MOVING IN.
MY BEST FRIEND JOEY'S MOVING IN.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT MEANS THAT YOU TWO
ARE GOING TO GET
TO BE ROOMMATES.
ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
I CAN WEAR ALL D.J.'s CLOTHES.
DO I HAVE TO SHARE
MY ROOM WITH HER?
HONEY, IT'LL BE JUST LIKE
HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY.
YEAH, WITH ONLY ONE
GUEST WHO NEVER LEAVES.
HEY, HEY, LOOK ALIVE!
UNCLE JESSE'S HERE.
UNCLE JESSE!
ALL RIGHT! HELLO!
D.J., HOW ARE YOU DOING?
THAT TOOTH COME IN YET?
NO.
THAT'S OK, ONE LESS TO BRUSH.
YOU MISSED BREAKFAST.
WHERE YOU BEEN?
MAN, I'M SORRY. LAST NIGHT
AFTER MY GIG AT THE CLUB
I GO FOR A CRUISE
ON MY HARLEY, RIGHT?
NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M IN RENO.
IT WAS DARK. WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN?
THEN I HAPPENED TO WANDER
INTO THIS SHOW, RAZZLE DAZZLE '87.
MUCH BETTER THAN RAZZLE
DAZZLE '86, BY THE WAY.
AND I SEE THIS INCREDIBLE
SHOW GIRL VANESSA.
OUR EYES MEET.
BA-BOOM! THIS LIGHTNING
BOLT OF PASSION
SHOOTS ACROSS THE CASINO.
TURNS OUT VANESSA'S ON
HER WAY TO THE PHILIPPINES
TO DO A BOB HOPE SPECIAL
AND IS DYING FOR ONE LAST
NIGHT OF GOOD OLD AMERICAN...
FOOD! FOOD.
SHE WAS HUNGRY, RIGHT?
OH, YEAH, SHE WAS STARVING.
ONLY, WE NEVER
GOT A CHANCE TO, UH,
EAT. SHE HAD TO
TURN HER FEATHERS IN.
UNCLE JESSE, LET'S
PLAY BALLERINA.
UNCLE JESSE DOESN'T
WANT TO PLAY BALLERINA.
YES, HE DOES.
NO, HE DOESN'T.
YES, HE DOES.
NO, HE DOESN'T.
YES, HE DOES.
HOW DO YOU PLAY BALLERINA?
DANCE!
OK, THAT WAS FUN.
HERE'S MORE FUN... CATCH ME!
POSE!
POSE! OK.
TURN AROUND.
ON YOUR TIPPY TOES.
TIPPY TOES. RIGHT.
YOU NEED PRACTICE.
WE'LL DO THIS EVERY DAY.
HI, JOEY.
HI, GANG.
JOEY, THIS IS THE
BEST, YOUR MOVING IN.
THANKS, DANNY. THIS
WORKS OUT SO PERFECT.
I MOVE INTO A PLACE
WITH A WASHING MACHINE
ON THE EXACT DAY I RUN
OUT OF CLEAN CLOTHES.
JESSE, LONG TIME NO
SEE. NO, BE HONEST.
DID YOU EVER THINK WE'D
END UP BEIN' ROOMMATES?
NOT ONCE.
I LOVE THIS GUY.
THERE'S NO WAY MY STUFF
WILL FIT INTO A ROOM THIS TINY.
JOEY, THIS ISN'T A TINY ROOM.
THIS IS A LARGE ALCOVE.
IN FACT, IT'S A LARGE ALCOVE
YOU'RE LIVING IN FOR FREE.
NOW THAT I TAKE A CLOSE LOOK,
IT'S ENORMOUS...
'NORMOUS...'NORMOUS.
WE ARE GOING TO
HAVE SO MUCH FUN.
AREN'T WE, KIDS?
YUK YUK YUK!
THINK WE COULD CATCH
GRANDMA AT THE AIRPORT?
NICE, HUH?
ROOMY.
NOT OVERLY MASCULINE.
OH, GOLLY, IT'S SWELL.
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
LOOK GREAT BY THE WINDOW?
BARBIE'S DREAM HOUSE.
WE'VE GOT ONE.
LOOK, JESSE, I JUST
WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT HAVING YOU AND JOEY HERE
REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME.
KNOWING SOMEBODY'S HERE
WHO CARES ABOUT THE GIRLS.
THEY'RE SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.
GOD BLESS YOU.
YOU'RE HUGGING ME IN A
ROOM WITH PINK BUNNIES.
I'M SORRY. I'M AN EMOTIONAL GUY.
OK, LET'S FACE IT.
I'M A LEAN, MEAN
HUGGING MACHINE.
OK.
DANNY... LISTEN, PAM
WAS MY BIG SISTER
AND I LOVED HER VERY MUCH,
AND I LOVE YOUR KIDS,
AND I'M HAPPY TO DO WHAT I CAN.
YOU'RE HUGGING ME AGAIN!
YOU AND ME, WE'LL SIT DOWN,
WE'LL SET ASIDE A
SPECIAL TIME FOR HUGGING.
BUT NOT NOW.
GREAT. I LIVE IN WEBSTER'S ROOM.
RULE NUMBER ONE...
NEVER TOUCH MY STUFF.
YOU SHOULD BE TAKING NOTES.
RULE NUMBER 2...
NEVER SET FOOT ON
MY HALF OF THE ROOM.
HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?
EASY. JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
AND CLIMB DOWN THE TREE.
I DON'T THINK SO.
SUIT YOURSELF.
I'LL FIND A WAY OUT.
STEPHANIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
JUST HANGING AROUND.
COME ON, HONEY, GET
DOWN FROM THERE.
ALL RIGHT! LIMBO!
DIKALAKAPUKA!
DIKALAKAPUKA!
DIKALAKAPUKA! RRRRRRRR!
NO WAY.
THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
D.J., HONEY, I TOLD YOU.
EVERYTHING WILL
WORK OUT SUPERGREAT.
I'M SORRY. I'VE GOT
TO GET TO THE STATION.
TRY TO WATCH MY SPORTS
REPORT THIS AFTERNOON.
TODAY STARTS MY SPECIAL
2-PART SERIES ENTITLED,
BOXERS... HIGHLY
SKILLED ATHLETES
OR BULLIES IN SHORTS?
CAN I HAVE A PIGGYBACK RIDE?
SURE, HONEY.
HOP ON!
ALL RIGHT. THE BABY'S SCHEDULE
IS ON THE REFRIGERATOR.
YOU GUYS CAN HANDLE
THIS, CAN'T YOU?
SURE! WE'LL TAKE
CARE OF THE KID.
TOLD YOU I'D FIND A WAY OUT.
OH, MICHELLE, LITTLE BABY-WABY,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
UNCLE JESSE, WHAT
ARE WE GOING TO DO?
FIRST, WE STOP
TALKING LIKE A MUNCHKIN.
HEY, SHUT UP!
WAIT. I'LL HANDLE THIS.
I'M A COMIC.
IT'S MY NONPAYING JOB
TO CHEER PEOPLE UP.
HI, MICHELLE. IT'S
ME, KERMIT THE FROG.
YOU DON'T WANT TO CRY, DO YOU?
HI. IT'S ME, PEE-WEE HERMAN.
HAH HAH! DO YOU WANT TO
GO TO MY PLAYHOUSE? HAH HAH!
WAIT. SHE'LL LOVE IT.
I CALL IT "THE SPRINKLER."
TOUGH ROOM.
JESSE, WHAT IF SHE
NEEDS TO BE... CHANGED?
CHECK IT OUT.
GO!
WE HAVE A WINNER.
NOW WHAT?
JOSEPH, PUT
YOURSELF IN HER PLACE.
WHAT WOULD YOU WANT DONE?
I'VE NEVER CHANGED A DIAPER.
ME, NEITHER.
AT LEAST YOU TOUCHED ONE.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK OUT. I'LL
SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.
COME HERE, CHILD.
YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL.
I'LL TAKE THE SOUTH END.
GOOD.
WATCH OUT.
ONE STEP 2 STEP.
ONE STEP 2 STEP.
ONE STEP 2 STEP.
OK, GOOD.
OK, KEEP HER COMING.
SHOWTIME!
WHERE DO WE PUT THE BABY?
WHERE DO I PUT THE CHILD?
THE POT! OVER HERE.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
JOEY, THIS IS A LIVING THING
YOU DON'T JUST STICK IN THE POT.
USE A MEAT RACK.
I'M AN IDIOT.
COME ON.
OK.
ALL RIGHT. GOOD.
LET'S SET HER DOWN
HERE... THERE WE GO.
ARE YOU GOING TO COOK MICHELLE?
WE'RE CHANGING HER DIAPER.
OH. THEN HOW DO
YOU ROAST A TURKEY?
STEPH, JOEY AND I ARE BUSY.
JOEY, STRIP HER.
CAREFUL, THERE.
YOU'RE IN CONTROL.
ALL RIGHT.
SLIDE IT OFF AND... UGH! UGH!
GOOD THINKING,
JOEY. KEEP IT FRESH.
HOLD HER UP. I'LL CLEAN HER OFF.
GOOD IDEA.
COME ON, MICHELLE.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE MISSING, YOU'RE MISSING!
COME ON, GENTLY NOW, GENTLY.
THERE WE GO.
THIS IS GREAT.
WE SHOULD BE MOTHERS.
OH, YEAH.
LET'S DRY HER OFF.
OK, FAN HER.
FAN HER FANNY.
FAN HER FANNY.
BABIES HAVE IT MADE.
I WOULD KILL FOR
THIS KIND OF SERVICE.
ALL RIGHT. DIAPERS.
DIAPERS. DIAPERS.
WHERE ARE THE DIAPERS?
DIAPERS.
DIAPERS.
DIAPERS.
HEY... SUPERABSORBANT.
BRING IT OVER.
OK, NOW WHAT?
SPIN HER.
SPIN HER?
SPIN HER.
WE'LL WRAP HER UP IN THIS.
PUT HER RIGHT IN HERE.
IT'S TOO EASY.
WORKS FOR ME.
HEY, YOU SPILLED SOME
JUICE ON THE COUNTER?
JUST WIPE IT UP WITH
BABY TINY BOTTOM!
NOT BAD. BUT NEXT
TIME TRY THESE.
STEPH, WHY DID YOU WAIT TILL
NOW TO GIVE US THE DIAPERS?
NOBODY ASKED ME.
HEY GUYS, HOW DID IT
GO TODAY WI... WHOA!
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE
DIRTY BABY CLOTHES?
I'M SORRY, BUT EVERY
TIME WE FED HER,
SHE'D DROOL OR
DRIBBLE OR SPIT UP.
YOUR BABY'S A PIG.
HI, JESSE.
VANESSA!
HAVE MERCY.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO THE PHILIPPINES
WITH BOB HOPE.
I AM, BUT THE
AIRPORT'S FOGGED IN.
SO IS THAT OFFER TO
STAY WITH YOU STILL GOOD?
IT'S MORE THAN
GOOD. IT'S... AMAZING.
HI, UNCLE JESSE.
READY FOR MORE BALLERINA?
WE'LL PLAY LATER, OK?
OK. IT'S LATER.
CATCH ME!
POSE! POSE!
WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND
PLAY BALLERINA WITH YOUR BIG SISTER.
I CAN'T. SHE MOVED OUT.
STEPHANIE, HONEY,
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE MOVED OUT?
SHE'S GONE. SHE ROLLED UP
HER CREPE PAPER AND TOOK OFF.
OK. EVERYBODY FOLLOW ME.
YOU LOST MY DAUGHTER?
I WENT TO WORK FOR 7 HOURS,
AND YOU LOST 33% OF MY CHILDREN?
JOEY, CALL THE POLICE.
JESSE, START DRIVING
AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
I'LL CALL UP D.J.'s FRIENDS.
AND I'LL GO GET D.J.
STEPHANIE, HONEY.
YES, DADDY?
SWEETHEART, DO YOU
KNOW WHERE D.J. IS?
UH-HUH.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
SOMETHING SOONER?
NOBODY ASKED ME.
D.J., CAN I TALK TO YOU?
KIMMY, HANG ON.
I'M TALKING TO KIMMY GIBBLER.
SHE CALLED ME ON HER OWN
PHONE FROM HER OWN ROOM.
SHE HAS 3 SISTERS.
YOU DON'T WANT TO
LIVE IN THE GARAGE.
IT'S FILTHY, IT'S STUFFY...
WANT SOME FRESH AIR?
DONNA JO, I WANT YOU BACK INSIDE
RIGHT NOW, THIS INSTANT.
IS THAT OK?
NO, THANK YOU, DAD.
SO, KIMMY, WHERE WERE WE?
NICE JOB, DAD.
BEEN READING COSBY'S BOOK?
COSBY. I'LL HANDLE THIS.
HELLO, SMALL CHILDLIKE PERSON.
MM-HA HA HA HA HA!
IF YOU MOVE BACK INTO THE HOUSE,
YOU CAN HAVE A BIG,
JUICY BOWL OF JELL-O.
MM-HA HA HA HA HA!
NO, KIMMY. THAT'S
NOT REALLY HIM.
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
DADDY, THE BABY'S CRYING.
SHE'S GOT THAT THIRSTY
LOOK IN HER EYES.
OK, HONEY, I'LL BE RIGHT UP.
JOEY, WOULD YOU MIND
WARMING UP THE BOTTLE?
WELL, NOT AT ALL.
ALTHOUGH WITH THIS
PARTICULAR BABY,
IT MIGHT BE SIMPLER JUST
TO POUR THE FORMULA
DIRECTLY INTO THE DIAPER.
WELL, THINK ABOUT IT.
ALL RIGHT, D.J.'S ALL SET
AND VANESSA'S WAITING,
SO BEST OF LUCK TO BOTH OF YOU.
JESSE, I GOT TO
CHECK ON THE BABY.
WON'T YOU STAY HERE WITH D.J.
AND TALK TO HER? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
YOU'RE HER UNCLE.
TRY TO BE PARENTAL.
PARENTAL? I CAN BE PARENTAL.
I GOT PARENTS.
CAN I HELP YOU?
YES. YOU CAN MOVE YOUR
LITTLE BOD BACK IN THE HOUSE.
LOOK, D.J., I DON'T BLAME YOU
FOR WANTING YOUR OWN ROOM,
BUT YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND
THIS WORLD IS NOT A PERFECT PLACE.
BRUCE WILLIS HAS A RECORD DEAL.
THEN A VANESSA
SHOWS UP AT YOUR DOOR,
AND IT EVENS OUT, YOU KNOW?
YEAH.
SO YOU'LL MOVE BACK IN? NAH.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL SPEAK THE
LANGUAGE YOU UNDERSTAND.
5 BUCKS IF YOU MOVE BACK IN.
50.10.
49.
A BUCK? YOU WENT DOWN A BUCK?
OK. IT'S BACK UP TO 50.
ALL RIGHT.
MY FINAL OFFER.
20 BUCKS.
21.
VANESSA'S WAITING.
ALL RIGHT, D.J.'S
MOVING BACK IN.
SHE IS? FANTASTIC!
WHAT DID YOU DO?
I HAVE A VERY
SPECIAL WAY WITH KIDS.
JESSE, HANG ON.
VANESSA'S NOT UPSTAIRS.
WHERE'S VANESSA?
WELL, UH... SHE'S HISTORY.
WHAT THE HELL DID
YOU DO WITH VANESSA?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HER.
I JUST TOLD HER THAT WITH
3 LITTLE GIRLS IN THE HOUSE,
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER
IF SHE SLEPT ON THE COUCH,
AND SHE LEFT.
YOU HATE ME, DON'T YOU?
D.J.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
VANESSA'S GONE. THE DEAL'S
OFF. I WANT MY MONEY BACK.
WHAT MONEY?
THE MONEY UNCLE JESSE
PAID ME TO MOVE BACK IN.
THAT'S YOUR SPECIAL
WAY WITH CHILDREN,
YOU BUY THEM OFF?
IT WORKS.
KID, MONEY.
FINE.
I HAVE OTHER SOURCES OF INCOME.
I'LL GO BACK TO MY NEW
ROOM AND HAVE A GARAGE SALE.
D.J., WAIT. D.J.!
HERE. TAKE MICHELLE.
COME WITH ME, HONEY.
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
D.J., I CAN'T LET YOU
HAVE A GARAGE SALE.
WHAT IF I GIVE YOU
10% OF THE PROFITS?
D.J., COME HERE.
CAN'T YOU JUST TRY
SHARING A ROOM WITH YOUR SISTER?
YOUR MOM WAS ALWAYS
SO GOOD AT THIS STUFF.
I'D COME HOME FROM WORK,
AND EVERYTHING
WAS ALWAYS PERFECT.
D.J... HOW WOULD MOM
HAVE HANDLED THIS?
SHE WOULD'VE CAUGHT ME
BEFORE I MOVED INTO THE GARAGE.
MOM KNEW EVERYTHING
I DID BEFORE I DID IT.
WHAT IS IT, HONEY?
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
FIRST I LOSE MY MOM,
THEN GRANDMA LEAVES,
NOW I EVEN LOSE MY OWN ROOM.
EVERYTHING KEEPS DISAPPEARING.
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.
AND I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU
GIRLS MISS YOUR MOTHER...
BECAUSE I MISS HER, TOO.
VERY MUCH.
BUT YOU STILL GOT ME.
YOU GOT ME, TOO.
YOU GOT MICHELLE,
AND YOU HAVE YOUR
UNCLE JESSE AND JOEY.
D.J., WE'RE STILL A FAMILY.
AND NOW IS WHEN WE REALLY
NEED TO STICK TOGETHER.
D.J., YOU AND I, WE
GO BACK A LONG TIME...
10 YEARS.
THE 10 HAPPIEST
YEARS OF MY LIFE.
SO, LOOK... IT'S UP TO YOU.
EITHER YOU MOVE BACK INSIDE,
OR ALL 5 OF US ARE
MOVING INTO THE GARAGE.
BUT NOTHING IS GOING
TO BREAK UP THIS TEAM.
I'LL MOVE BACK IN.
I LOVE YOU, ANGEL.
YOU, TOO, LITTLE BALLERINA.
HEY, MICHELLE.
CAN YOU SAY "UNCLE JESSE"?
AH-AH!
THAT'S IT! YOU SAID IT!
YOU SAID UNCLE JESSE!
STARTING TOMORROW, YOU USE
THE TOILET, JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.
GOOD NEWS, UNCLE
JESSE. OUR DEAL'S BACK ON.
IT'S OK. I'LL PUT
IT ON YOUR TAB.
ALL RIGHT.
IS THIS WORKING
OUT GREAT OR WHAT?
THESE GIRLS ARE CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
SURE. I DANCE AROUND.
I GIVE THEM MONEY.
AH. OH-OOH!
NOW WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
THERE'S NO PROBLEM.
SHE'S SINGING.
MICHELLE LOVES MUSIC.
MUSIC? I'LL HANDLE THIS.
♪ OOH... ♪
♪ FLINTSTONES, MEET
THE FLINTSTONES ♪
♪ THEY'RE A MODERN
STONE AGE FAMILY ♪
EVERYBODY SING ALONG.
♪ FROM THE TOWN OF BEDROCK ♪
♪ THEY'RE A PAGE
RIGHT OUT OF HISTORY ♪
LET'S TAKE A WALK.
♪ LET'S RIDE ♪
♪ WITH THE FAMILY
DOWN THE STREET ♪
♪ THROUGH THE COURTESY
OF FRED'S TWO FEET ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE WITH
THE FLINTSTONES ♪
TAKE IT DOWN, GUYS.
♪ WE'LL HAVE A
YABBA-DABBA DO TIME ♪
♪ A DABBA-DO TIME ♪
♪ WE'LL HAVE A GAY OLD TIME ♪
WILMA!
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
♪ AH ♪
♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪
♪ THE MILKMAN, THE
PAPER BOY, EVENIN' TV? ♪
♪ HOW DID I GET
DELIVERED HERE? ♪
♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪
♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S
CONFUSIN' ME ♪
♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪
♪ AIN'T A BIRD WHO
KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪
♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪
♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪
♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪
♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A FACE ♪
♪ OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪
♪ A LIGHT IS WAITING
TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
LET'S GO, MOM.
YOUR BAGS ARE IN THE
CAB. THE METER'S RUNNING.
THE BABY'S SLEEPING LIKE A BABY.
OH, MY ANGELS! Both: GRANDMA!
I'M GOING TO MISS YOU.
HONEY, GRANDMA'S GOTTA GO.
GRANDMA'S REALLY GOTTA GO.
OH! I LOVE YOU!
OH, BOY, DOES GRANDMA GOTTA GO.
YOU KNOW, DANNY, I DON'T
HAVE TO GO BACK HOME.
YAY! YAY!
MOM, THIS ISN'T HOW WE
REHEARSED THIS LAST NIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A LITTLE WALK, OK?
NOW, YOU KNOW AS
WELL AS I DO THAT...
MOM, LOOK...
IT'S TIME TO GO HOME.
YOU'VE BEEN TAKING CARE
OF US EVER SINCE PAMELA DIED.
I DON'T KNOW HOW WE
WOULD HAVE MADE IT
THROUGH THE PAST 3
MONTHS WITHOUT YOU.
BUT DAD NEEDS YOU, TOO.
YOU REMEMBER DAD, DON'T YA?
YOUR HUSBAND... KINDA
BALDING AND GLASSES
AND WEARS HIS BOXER
SHORTS UP AROUND HIS NECK.
MOM, I'VE GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.
HELP IS MOVING IN TODAY.
IF YOU NEED ME, I'M
ON THE NEXT PLANE.
THANK YOU, MOM.
OK.
BYE, GRANDMA.
BYE, MOM.
OH, MY ANGELS.
GRANDMA, DON'T LEAVE.
I LOVE YOU.
GOODBYE, SWEETHEART.
GOODBYE, GRANDMA.
BYE.
BYE, GRANDMA.
OK. ARE WE GOING TO
HAVE FUN, OR WHAT?
HEY, LET'S SEE SOME SMILES.
EVERYTHING'S GOING TO
WORK OUT SUPERGREAT.
YOUR UNCLE JESSE'S MOVING IN.
MY BEST FRIEND JOEY'S MOVING IN.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT MEANS THAT YOU TWO
ARE GOING TO GET
TO BE ROOMMATES.
ISN'T THAT EXCITING?
I CAN WEAR ALL D.J.'s CLOTHES.
DO I HAVE TO SHARE
MY ROOM WITH HER?
HONEY, IT'LL BE JUST LIKE
HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY.
YEAH, WITH ONLY ONE
GUEST WHO NEVER LEAVES.
HEY, HEY, LOOK ALIVE!
UNCLE JESSE'S HERE.
UNCLE JESSE!
ALL RIGHT! HELLO!
D.J., HOW ARE YOU DOING?
THAT TOOTH COME IN YET?
NO.
THAT'S OK, ONE LESS TO BRUSH.
YOU MISSED BREAKFAST.
WHERE YOU BEEN?
MAN, I'M SORRY. LAST NIGHT
AFTER MY GIG AT THE CLUB
I GO FOR A CRUISE
ON MY HARLEY, RIGHT?
NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M IN RENO.
IT WAS DARK. WHO WOULD'VE KNOWN?
THEN I HAPPENED TO WANDER
INTO THIS SHOW, RAZZLE DAZZLE '87.
MUCH BETTER THAN RAZZLE
DAZZLE '86, BY THE WAY.
AND I SEE THIS INCREDIBLE
SHOW GIRL VANESSA.
OUR EYES MEET.
BA-BOOM! THIS LIGHTNING
BOLT OF PASSION
SHOOTS ACROSS THE CASINO.
TURNS OUT VANESSA'S ON
HER WAY TO THE PHILIPPINES
TO DO A BOB HOPE SPECIAL
AND IS DYING FOR ONE LAST
NIGHT OF GOOD OLD AMERICAN...
FOOD! FOOD.
SHE WAS HUNGRY, RIGHT?
OH, YEAH, SHE WAS STARVING.
ONLY, WE NEVER
GOT A CHANCE TO, UH,
EAT. SHE HAD TO
TURN HER FEATHERS IN.
UNCLE JESSE, LET'S
PLAY BALLERINA.
UNCLE JESSE DOESN'T
WANT TO PLAY BALLERINA.
YES, HE DOES.
NO, HE DOESN'T.
YES, HE DOES.
NO, HE DOESN'T.
YES, HE DOES.
HOW DO YOU PLAY BALLERINA?
DANCE!
OK, THAT WAS FUN.
HERE'S MORE FUN... CATCH ME!
POSE!
POSE! OK.
TURN AROUND.
ON YOUR TIPPY TOES.
TIPPY TOES. RIGHT.
YOU NEED PRACTICE.
WE'LL DO THIS EVERY DAY.
HI, JOEY.
HI, GANG.
JOEY, THIS IS THE
BEST, YOUR MOVING IN.
THANKS, DANNY. THIS
WORKS OUT SO PERFECT.
I MOVE INTO A PLACE
WITH A WASHING MACHINE
ON THE EXACT DAY I RUN
OUT OF CLEAN CLOTHES.
JESSE, LONG TIME NO
SEE. NO, BE HONEST.
DID YOU EVER THINK WE'D
END UP BEIN' ROOMMATES?
NOT ONCE.
I LOVE THIS GUY.
THERE'S NO WAY MY STUFF
WILL FIT INTO A ROOM THIS TINY.
JOEY, THIS ISN'T A TINY ROOM.
THIS IS A LARGE ALCOVE.
IN FACT, IT'S A LARGE ALCOVE
YOU'RE LIVING IN FOR FREE.
NOW THAT I TAKE A CLOSE LOOK,
IT'S ENORMOUS...
'NORMOUS...'NORMOUS.
WE ARE GOING TO
HAVE SO MUCH FUN.
AREN'T WE, KIDS?
YUK YUK YUK!
THINK WE COULD CATCH
GRANDMA AT THE AIRPORT?
NICE, HUH?
ROOMY.
NOT OVERLY MASCULINE.
OH, GOLLY, IT'S SWELL.
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
LOOK GREAT BY THE WINDOW?
BARBIE'S DREAM HOUSE.
WE'VE GOT ONE.
LOOK, JESSE, I JUST
WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT HAVING YOU AND JOEY HERE
REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME.
KNOWING SOMEBODY'S HERE
WHO CARES ABOUT THE GIRLS.
THEY'RE SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE.
GOD BLESS YOU.
YOU'RE HUGGING ME IN A
ROOM WITH PINK BUNNIES.
I'M SORRY. I'M AN EMOTIONAL GUY.
OK, LET'S FACE IT.
I'M A LEAN, MEAN
HUGGING MACHINE.
OK.
DANNY... LISTEN, PAM
WAS MY BIG SISTER
AND I LOVED HER VERY MUCH,
AND I LOVE YOUR KIDS,
AND I'M HAPPY TO DO WHAT I CAN.
YOU'RE HUGGING ME AGAIN!
YOU AND ME, WE'LL SIT DOWN,
WE'LL SET ASIDE A
SPECIAL TIME FOR HUGGING.
BUT NOT NOW.
GREAT. I LIVE IN WEBSTER'S ROOM.
RULE NUMBER ONE...
NEVER TOUCH MY STUFF.
YOU SHOULD BE TAKING NOTES.
RULE NUMBER 2...
NEVER SET FOOT ON
MY HALF OF THE ROOM.
HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?
EASY. JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
AND CLIMB DOWN THE TREE.
I DON'T THINK SO.
SUIT YOURSELF.
I'LL FIND A WAY OUT.
STEPHANIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
JUST HANGING AROUND.
COME ON, HONEY, GET
DOWN FROM THERE.
ALL RIGHT! LIMBO!
DIKALAKAPUKA!
DIKALAKAPUKA!
DIKALAKAPUKA! RRRRRRRR!
NO WAY.
THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.
D.J., HONEY, I TOLD YOU.
EVERYTHING WILL
WORK OUT SUPERGREAT.
I'M SORRY. I'VE GOT
TO GET TO THE STATION.
TRY TO WATCH MY SPORTS
REPORT THIS AFTERNOON.
TODAY STARTS MY SPECIAL
2-PART SERIES ENTITLED,
BOXERS... HIGHLY
SKILLED ATHLETES
OR BULLIES IN SHORTS?
CAN I HAVE A PIGGYBACK RIDE?
SURE, HONEY.
HOP ON!
ALL RIGHT. THE BABY'S SCHEDULE
IS ON THE REFRIGERATOR.
YOU GUYS CAN HANDLE
THIS, CAN'T YOU?
SURE! WE'LL TAKE
CARE OF THE KID.
TOLD YOU I'D FIND A WAY OUT.
OH, MICHELLE, LITTLE BABY-WABY,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
UNCLE JESSE, WHAT
ARE WE GOING TO DO?
FIRST, WE STOP
TALKING LIKE A MUNCHKIN.
HEY, SHUT UP!
WAIT. I'LL HANDLE THIS.
I'M A COMIC.
IT'S MY NONPAYING JOB
TO CHEER PEOPLE UP.
HI, MICHELLE. IT'S
ME, KERMIT THE FROG.
YOU DON'T WANT TO CRY, DO YOU?
HI. IT'S ME, PEE-WEE HERMAN.
HAH HAH! DO YOU WANT TO
GO TO MY PLAYHOUSE? HAH HAH!
WAIT. SHE'LL LOVE IT.
I CALL IT "THE SPRINKLER."
TOUGH ROOM.
JESSE, WHAT IF SHE
NEEDS TO BE... CHANGED?
CHECK IT OUT.
GO!
WE HAVE A WINNER.
NOW WHAT?
JOSEPH, PUT
YOURSELF IN HER PLACE.
WHAT WOULD YOU WANT DONE?
I'VE NEVER CHANGED A DIAPER.
ME, NEITHER.
AT LEAST YOU TOUCHED ONE.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK OUT. I'LL
SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.
COME HERE, CHILD.
YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL.
I'LL TAKE THE SOUTH END.
GOOD.
WATCH OUT.
ONE STEP 2 STEP.
ONE STEP 2 STEP.
ONE STEP 2 STEP.
OK, GOOD.
OK, KEEP HER COMING.
SHOWTIME!
WHERE DO WE PUT THE BABY?
WHERE DO I PUT THE CHILD?
THE POT! OVER HERE.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
JOEY, THIS IS A LIVING THING
YOU DON'T JUST STICK IN THE POT.
USE A MEAT RACK.
I'M AN IDIOT.
COME ON.
OK.
ALL RIGHT. GOOD.
LET'S SET HER DOWN
HERE... THERE WE GO.
ARE YOU GOING TO COOK MICHELLE?
WE'RE CHANGING HER DIAPER.
OH. THEN HOW DO
YOU ROAST A TURKEY?
STEPH, JOEY AND I ARE BUSY.
JOEY, STRIP HER.
CAREFUL, THERE.
YOU'RE IN CONTROL.
ALL RIGHT.
SLIDE IT OFF AND... UGH! UGH!
GOOD THINKING,
JOEY. KEEP IT FRESH.
HOLD HER UP. I'LL CLEAN HER OFF.
GOOD IDEA.
COME ON, MICHELLE.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU'RE MISSING, YOU'RE MISSING!
COME ON, GENTLY NOW, GENTLY.
THERE WE GO.
THIS IS GREAT.
WE SHOULD BE MOTHERS.
OH, YEAH.
LET'S DRY HER OFF.
OK, FAN HER.
FAN HER FANNY.
FAN HER FANNY.
BABIES HAVE IT MADE.
I WOULD KILL FOR
THIS KIND OF SERVICE.
ALL RIGHT. DIAPERS.
DIAPERS. DIAPERS.
WHERE ARE THE DIAPERS?
DIAPERS.
DIAPERS.
DIAPERS.
HEY... SUPERABSORBANT.
BRING IT OVER.
OK, NOW WHAT?
SPIN HER.
SPIN HER?
SPIN HER.
WE'LL WRAP HER UP IN THIS.
PUT HER RIGHT IN HERE.
IT'S TOO EASY.
WORKS FOR ME.
HEY, YOU SPILLED SOME
JUICE ON THE COUNTER?
JUST WIPE IT UP WITH
BABY TINY BOTTOM!
NOT BAD. BUT NEXT
TIME TRY THESE.
STEPH, WHY DID YOU WAIT TILL
NOW TO GIVE US THE DIAPERS?
NOBODY ASKED ME.
HEY GUYS, HOW DID IT
GO TODAY WI... WHOA!
WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE
DIRTY BABY CLOTHES?
I'M SORRY, BUT EVERY
TIME WE FED HER,
SHE'D DROOL OR
DRIBBLE OR SPIT UP.
YOUR BABY'S A PIG.
HI, JESSE.
VANESSA!
HAVE MERCY.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO THE PHILIPPINES
WITH BOB HOPE.
I AM, BUT THE
AIRPORT'S FOGGED IN.
SO IS THAT OFFER TO
STAY WITH YOU STILL GOOD?
IT'S MORE THAN
GOOD. IT'S... AMAZING.
HI, UNCLE JESSE.
READY FOR MORE BALLERINA?
WE'LL PLAY LATER, OK?
OK. IT'S LATER.
CATCH ME!
POSE! POSE!
WHY DON'T YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND
PLAY BALLERINA WITH YOUR BIG SISTER.
I CAN'T. SHE MOVED OUT.
STEPHANIE, HONEY,
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE MOVED OUT?
SHE'S GONE. SHE ROLLED UP
HER CREPE PAPER AND TOOK OFF.
OK. EVERYBODY FOLLOW ME.
YOU LOST MY DAUGHTER?
I WENT TO WORK FOR 7 HOURS,
AND YOU LOST 33% OF MY CHILDREN?
JOEY, CALL THE POLICE.
JESSE, START DRIVING
AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
I'LL CALL UP D.J.'s FRIENDS.
AND I'LL GO GET D.J.
STEPHANIE, HONEY.
YES, DADDY?
SWEETHEART, DO YOU
KNOW WHERE D.J. IS?
UH-HUH.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
SOMETHING SOONER?
NOBODY ASKED ME.
D.J., CAN I TALK TO YOU?
KIMMY, HANG ON.
I'M TALKING TO KIMMY GIBBLER.
SHE CALLED ME ON HER OWN
PHONE FROM HER OWN ROOM.
SHE HAS 3 SISTERS.
YOU DON'T WANT TO
LIVE IN THE GARAGE.
IT'S FILTHY, IT'S STUFFY...
WANT SOME FRESH AIR?
DONNA JO, I WANT YOU BACK INSIDE
RIGHT NOW, THIS INSTANT.
IS THAT OK?
NO, THANK YOU, DAD.
SO, KIMMY, WHERE WERE WE?
NICE JOB, DAD.
BEEN READING COSBY'S BOOK?
COSBY. I'LL HANDLE THIS.
HELLO, SMALL CHILDLIKE PERSON.
MM-HA HA HA HA HA!
IF YOU MOVE BACK INTO THE HOUSE,
YOU CAN HAVE A BIG,
JUICY BOWL OF JELL-O.
MM-HA HA HA HA HA!
NO, KIMMY. THAT'S
NOT REALLY HIM.
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
DADDY, THE BABY'S CRYING.
SHE'S GOT THAT THIRSTY
LOOK IN HER EYES.
OK, HONEY, I'LL BE RIGHT UP.
JOEY, WOULD YOU MIND
WARMING UP THE BOTTLE?
WELL, NOT AT ALL.
ALTHOUGH WITH THIS
PARTICULAR BABY,
IT MIGHT BE SIMPLER JUST
TO POUR THE FORMULA
DIRECTLY INTO THE DIAPER.
WELL, THINK ABOUT IT.
ALL RIGHT, D.J.'S ALL SET
AND VANESSA'S WAITING,
SO BEST OF LUCK TO BOTH OF YOU.
JESSE, I GOT TO
CHECK ON THE BABY.
WON'T YOU STAY HERE WITH D.J.
AND TALK TO HER? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
YOU'RE HER UNCLE.
TRY TO BE PARENTAL.
PARENTAL? I CAN BE PARENTAL.
I GOT PARENTS.
CAN I HELP YOU?
YES. YOU CAN MOVE YOUR
LITTLE BOD BACK IN THE HOUSE.
LOOK, D.J., I DON'T BLAME YOU
FOR WANTING YOUR OWN ROOM,
BUT YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND
THIS WORLD IS NOT A PERFECT PLACE.
BRUCE WILLIS HAS A RECORD DEAL.
THEN A VANESSA
SHOWS UP AT YOUR DOOR,
AND IT EVENS OUT, YOU KNOW?
YEAH.
SO YOU'LL MOVE BACK IN? NAH.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL SPEAK THE
LANGUAGE YOU UNDERSTAND.
5 BUCKS IF YOU MOVE BACK IN.
50.10.
49.
A BUCK? YOU WENT DOWN A BUCK?
OK. IT'S BACK UP TO 50.
ALL RIGHT.
MY FINAL OFFER.
20 BUCKS.
21.
VANESSA'S WAITING.
ALL RIGHT, D.J.'S
MOVING BACK IN.
SHE IS? FANTASTIC!
WHAT DID YOU DO?
I HAVE A VERY
SPECIAL WAY WITH KIDS.
JESSE, HANG ON.
VANESSA'S NOT UPSTAIRS.
WHERE'S VANESSA?
WELL, UH... SHE'S HISTORY.
WHAT THE HELL DID
YOU DO WITH VANESSA?
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HER.
I JUST TOLD HER THAT WITH
3 LITTLE GIRLS IN THE HOUSE,
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER
IF SHE SLEPT ON THE COUCH,
AND SHE LEFT.
YOU HATE ME, DON'T YOU?
D.J.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
VANESSA'S GONE. THE DEAL'S
OFF. I WANT MY MONEY BACK.
WHAT MONEY?
THE MONEY UNCLE JESSE
PAID ME TO MOVE BACK IN.
THAT'S YOUR SPECIAL
WAY WITH CHILDREN,
YOU BUY THEM OFF?
IT WORKS.
KID, MONEY.
FINE.
I HAVE OTHER SOURCES OF INCOME.
I'LL GO BACK TO MY NEW
ROOM AND HAVE A GARAGE SALE.
D.J., WAIT. D.J.!
HERE. TAKE MICHELLE.
COME WITH ME, HONEY.
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
D.J., I CAN'T LET YOU
HAVE A GARAGE SALE.
WHAT IF I GIVE YOU
10% OF THE PROFITS?
D.J., COME HERE.
CAN'T YOU JUST TRY
SHARING A ROOM WITH YOUR SISTER?
YOUR MOM WAS ALWAYS
SO GOOD AT THIS STUFF.
I'D COME HOME FROM WORK,
AND EVERYTHING
WAS ALWAYS PERFECT.
D.J... HOW WOULD MOM
HAVE HANDLED THIS?
SHE WOULD'VE CAUGHT ME
BEFORE I MOVED INTO THE GARAGE.
MOM KNEW EVERYTHING
I DID BEFORE I DID IT.
WHAT IS IT, HONEY?
IT'S JUST NOT FAIR.
FIRST I LOSE MY MOM,
THEN GRANDMA LEAVES,
NOW I EVEN LOSE MY OWN ROOM.
EVERYTHING KEEPS DISAPPEARING.
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.
AND I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU
GIRLS MISS YOUR MOTHER...
BECAUSE I MISS HER, TOO.
VERY MUCH.
BUT YOU STILL GOT ME.
YOU GOT ME, TOO.
YOU GOT MICHELLE,
AND YOU HAVE YOUR
UNCLE JESSE AND JOEY.
D.J., WE'RE STILL A FAMILY.
AND NOW IS WHEN WE REALLY
NEED TO STICK TOGETHER.
D.J., YOU AND I, WE
GO BACK A LONG TIME...
10 YEARS.
THE 10 HAPPIEST
YEARS OF MY LIFE.
SO, LOOK... IT'S UP TO YOU.
EITHER YOU MOVE BACK INSIDE,
OR ALL 5 OF US ARE
MOVING INTO THE GARAGE.
BUT NOTHING IS GOING
TO BREAK UP THIS TEAM.
I'LL MOVE BACK IN.
I LOVE YOU, ANGEL.
YOU, TOO, LITTLE BALLERINA.
HEY, MICHELLE.
CAN YOU SAY "UNCLE JESSE"?
AH-AH!
THAT'S IT! YOU SAID IT!
YOU SAID UNCLE JESSE!
STARTING TOMORROW, YOU USE
THE TOILET, JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.
GOOD NEWS, UNCLE
JESSE. OUR DEAL'S BACK ON.
IT'S OK. I'LL PUT
IT ON YOUR TAB.
ALL RIGHT.
IS THIS WORKING
OUT GREAT OR WHAT?
THESE GIRLS ARE CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
SURE. I DANCE AROUND.
I GIVE THEM MONEY.
AH. OH-OOH!
NOW WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
THERE'S NO PROBLEM.
SHE'S SINGING.
MICHELLE LOVES MUSIC.
MUSIC? I'LL HANDLE THIS.
♪ OOH... ♪
♪ FLINTSTONES, MEET
THE FLINTSTONES ♪
♪ THEY'RE A MODERN
STONE AGE FAMILY ♪
EVERYBODY SING ALONG.
♪ FROM THE TOWN OF BEDROCK ♪
♪ THEY'RE A PAGE
RIGHT OUT OF HISTORY ♪
LET'S TAKE A WALK.
♪ LET'S RIDE ♪
♪ WITH THE FAMILY
DOWN THE STREET ♪
♪ THROUGH THE COURTESY
OF FRED'S TWO FEET ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE WITH
THE FLINTSTONES ♪
TAKE IT DOWN, GUYS.
♪ WE'LL HAVE A
YABBA-DABBA DO TIME ♪
♪ A DABBA-DO TIME ♪
♪ WE'LL HAVE A GAY OLD TIME ♪
WILMA!
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.