Friday Night Lights (2006–2011): Season 2, Episode 10 - There Goes the Neighborhood - full transcript

No, frankly,
you're not a mother.

Oh!

So you have no idea what the
situation was that I was in.

Oh, my God. Sometime we are going to
have a whole conversation where you...

Where you don't
say that to me!

You come out of there!
Let him go!

You got to calm down!
Go back!

You don't just open
the door, Buddy.

This is not your
house anymore.

Let's get this over with. Okay.

Guy! Tim, what did I say
you got to do to stay here?



Did I tell you, you had to feed the ferrets?

You take
care of yourself,

everything else
takes care of itself.

They're not
pressing charges.

I'm Jim Spencer. We're interrupting
your programming for some important

weather information from the
southwestern regional weather center.

They've issued a severe thunderstorm
warning now for Hart and Reed Counties,

and a tornado watch continues
for Allan and Carr Counties.

Very heavy rainfall...

I know that look.
Someone's hungry.

Oh, my God. Yeah, it's time. Come on, baby.

There.
Thank you.

Can I get you
something else?

Oh, my God!



What?
We're out of formula.

You are such a little pig, you know?

You eat so much. You've got to stop eating.

You know what happens when you
shame people with food, don't you?

Uh, no.

Anorexia.
Especially in girls.

Oh, thank you, Oprah.
Very helpful.

Okay, maybe I did
see it on Oprah.

Busted.

Okay, well, I don't know what
I'm gonna do because, um...

I mean, Aunt Shelly's boobies,
they're not gonna do the trick, right?

Are they? Are they?

Here, I'll go
to the store.

Oh, no.
Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no. I don't
want you to go in this weather.

Look at it. It's been...
It's fine. See you soon.

God, he's cute.

No, but he's jailbait. We
stay away, okay, darling?

Hey.
Hey.

I'm heading to the store.
Do you need anything?

Um, can I go with you?

Yeah.

So, uh...

So, are you going to the dance this weekend?

What?

Are you going
to the Fall Formal?

Oh.

No, I'm not going.

Are you?

No. I mean, it's kind of lame, right?

Yeah.

So, I heard Matty dumped that
cheerleader. Is that true?

I don't know.
I mean, we don't talk.

Yeah.

Wow, that cleared up pretty good.

Let's go.
Yeah.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Let's go.

She's gonna
teethe soon, right?

Yeah, in like a year.

We're interrupting
your programming

to bring you a tornado warning from
the Southwestern Regional Weather Center

for Allan, Carr, Hart
and Reed Counties.

We have unconfirmed reports
that a tornado is near Laribee,

and moving to the northeast,
toward the Dillon area.

Let's check the radar.

This storm is very large and dangerous
and may produce a tornado at any time.

Residents of...

Hey, it's a tornado! Everybody,
get away from the glass!

Let's go! Let's go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Now! Let's move it!

Hey! Come here! Leave it!

Right there! Get down!

You okay?
You sure?

Yeah.

All right. Yeah, I'll see
you later this afternoon.

Okay, bye.

Y'all listen to this.

The school, the high school in Laribee...

That whole...

Half of that school got completely
lifted up and knocked out by the tornado.

All those people
are displaced.

What's going on
with the TV?

It's not working.

Why? What's the...
Yeah, the cable's out.

Oh, my Lord. I mean, those
poor people are just...

What's going on?

Oh, come on!
Are you kid...

Go get ready for school,
please. Right now.

You are seriously
no fun whatsoever.

Oh, I know.
I'm so boring. Ha, ha.

And you. Really?

What?

Ew!

Yeah, all right. Then I'll talk
to you when I get over there.

All right.

All right. Goodbye.

That was our fearless
leader, Principal Brecker.

This storm has
screwed everything up.

I know.

He wants to let the Laribee
team use our practice field

and our locker room...
What is wrong with this TV?

Cable's out. What do you
mean, "The cable's out"?

Honey, how long is
Tim Riggins gonna be here?

I don't know. A couple days.
How long has the cable been out?

Well, since the tornado,
sweetheart. You know what?

I don't necessarily think
this is gonna work out so well.

For Pete's sake.
Let me tell you why.

Having that Riggins boy here
with our 16-year-old daughter,

it's like putting a can of
gasoline right next to a lit match.

Look, he's only gonna
stay for a few days.

Look, the kid's in trouble. He needs a
place to stay. What are you gonna do, huh?

And you know what? I like
having another guy around.

You want to know why?
I agree with you.

Because it evens up the
gender teams. Sort of nice.

There are no teams, sweetheart.
That's not about teams...

Well, you know
what would be nice?

It'd be nice if you showed a
little more Christian charity.

See, damn it, now I'm late.
I'm made of Christian charity.

Oh, I know. I know. That's
not the issue at all.

Hey.

Hi, Mom.

How'd you sleep?

I slept good.

Good.

And you?

I'm good.

Just wanted to come in
and talk to you.

Okay.

Um...

Guess who's got engaged?

Who?

Me.

It's beautiful.

Kevin and I are
getting married.

He proposed last night.

I love him.

Oh, sweetie.

Congratulations.

That's great.

Let's go! Let's go!

Grab that bag! Check that bag! Is that yours?

It's gonna be
a good Friday.

I tell you what, football in
Texas is what it's all about.

So, how long are these guys gonna stay?

They're gonna stay
as long as they need to.

Well, that's got to be awkward,
considering you're district rivals,

and you play these
guys in two weeks.

Well, you know, what would
you have us do, Byron?

We're gonna send
them on their way?

I don't think
we're gonna do that.

The one with
the hair is Eddie.

What's he got? A twin?

Yeah, from the wrong end of the gene pool.

We're gonna be good hosts, they're
gonna be good guests and, uh...

I've known Coach Dickes
for a long time.

As long as he don't
stir things up,

I think everything will
work out just fine.

Seriously, I'd give anything for that hair.

Get out of here.
Anything.

Napoleon Dynamite.
What are you doing?

Who's the dude
behind him?

His older brother,
QB One.

Thinks he's God's gift.

I can't stand that dude.

What's up?

What you want, man?
What's up, dog?

Who do you think we are, Tyra? You
think we're the Sharks or the Jets?

Huh?

You know,
West Side Story?

You got two rival gangs, town's
not big enough for the both of them.

It's a classic.
You don't know?

The West Side... You've never
heard of West Side Story?

No. Don't think
I want to, either.

You never ever...
No.

Hate them already.
Well, you're missing out.

Hey, will you hand me one of your
napkins that you're hoarding over there?

I got, like, four napkins. Don't
make fun of me because I'm neat.

I don't know if
I want to eat this.

Um...

What?

What are you doing?

Nothing, I...

You just grabbed
my hand.

You know, I just thought that, you
know, since this is all finally over,

we could, you know...

Kind of frees us up so we can
finally just hang out, whatever.

Yeah. Look, I'm sorry. I'm just, you
know... I'm just in a really bad mood

and this food
is horrendous, so...

I'm gonna go.

I'II...
I'll call you later.

All right?
Okay.

Okay. Bye.

You can't catch me!

Oh!
Yes!

Is this fun?
This is fun.

It is fun.
It's a lot of fun.

It's the most fun we've
had together in a long time.

Relaxing. It's perfect.

Okay, Dad. Dad. I... I'm sorry,
I... You gotta love this place.

I feel like there's a big elephant
in the room you're not talking about.

There's a big elephant
right over there.

What are... What elephant?
What are you talking about?

Mom and Kevin's wedding.
You know.

I mean, maybe they're gonna get
married over Christmas, I don't know.

Wait, wait, wait.
What did you just say?

It's not like they're gonna tell
us anything before they do it.

Mom and Kevin's wedding.

What are you...
What are you telling me?

That's not funny.
Are you telling...

She didn't tell you?

No.

Are you telling me that Mom told you
she's gonna marry that little tree-hugger?

Is that what
you're telling me?

Dad.

I...

Dad!

God!

All right, listen up. Now,
here's how this is gonna work out.

We're gonna split this up and take
shifts between the practice field,

the showers
and the weight room.

We got one locker room. That
means we're gonna be sharing.

I don't want to hear
any guff about it either.

How about you just go ahead and
put us in the visitors' locker room?

Girls' soccer team got
the visitors' locker room.

I can...
Kick them out.

You're the Athletic Director. All right.

All right, now listen,
after final bell to 4:30,

one team's gonna take
the practice field,

while the other will take the weight
room and the film room. All right?

I don't know, Coach. It's gonna
be really, really difficult

to get a 90-minute cycle in
with what you got here.

What you mean,
"What we got here?"

The weight room
is too small.

Hell, some of
the machines...

Well, I guess my wife could
probably use some of the machines.

All right, well, you know, they may
not even be good enough for your wife,

but they were good enough for
a state championship last year.

Yeah!

All right. Quiet.
Hey, quiet!

That's a fair point.
That's a fair point.

You know, maybe if you
would have stayed at TMU,

you might have won
one in college, too.

Welcome to Dillon.

It is our privilege
to have you here.

We are your hosts.
Understood?

Y'all know what's
going on today?

Yes, sir.
All right.

Think we're all understood.
Thanks.

You betcha.

Well, I'm trying
to help him out.

All he does is keep bitching and
moaning. He's pissing me off. Huh?

Yeah, he's like
Coach Crybaby.

No, I'll tell you
what I want to do.

What I want to do is
I wanna crush that team,

and then I want to take
that ball after the game,

and I want to shove it up the SOB's rear end.

All right. Bye.

What are you
doing out here?

Fixing the cable.

Just trust me.

Hey, whatever you hear out
here, that stays here, all right?

Oh, yeah.

TAMl: It's on now!

Good job.

Tim Riggins
was like holding you?

Like, holding me. Like, protecting
me. Not like, "Oh, I love you. "

What does he smell like?

No. Really, Lois, that's...
That's, like, pathetic.

Like, here's you,
and there's pathetic.

You're, like, going below yourself.

How y'all doing?

Kind of in the middle
of something here.

Y'all can finish talking. I
just got a quick question here...

Fine. I'll be
in the bathroom.

Great. So, um...

Basically I'm coming to you despite
what you did to my best friend,

because I have a question
kind of in the female arena,

and, uh... I need to know, are you
still friends with Tyra Collette?

Um, last I checked.

Okay, this is kind of
a sensitive area here.

Kind of on a need-to-know
basis only.

Mmm.

Because me and Tyra
have kind of a beautiful,

um, like...
Like, a thing.

So, you and Tyra have
a "beautiful thing"?

And basically I'm... I'm taking
her to the dance on Friday,

and I needed to know, should it be a
rose or a carnation in terms of corsage?

Okay, so, you're taking Tyra
Collette to the Fall Formal.

Mmm-hmm.
Does she know that?

That was funny.

Look, I realize that our relationship
may be a little bit over your head.

Okay, so if it's a question
about a flower for her,

why don't you
just go ask her?

Okay, I have a math test in 30 minutes
and I really need to study for it.

Hmm.

Hey, I'm Chip.

That's nice.

What do you say we go somewhere and
get you out of those wet clothes?

Yeah, if you ever
touch me again,

I'll kick you so hard your balls
will be non-existent. All right?

Spunky.

I like that.

Hey, I heard you guys
got a dance next week.

You want to go with me?
No.

Why?

You got a boyfriend,
don't you?

Of course you do, look
at you, you're beautiful.

Bye, Chip.

Hey, Jules.

Will you please go to the dance
with me, Unnamed Goddess Girl?

"Unnamed Goddess Girl?"

Who's that?

Some douchebag
named Chip.

Who names their
kid "Chip" anyway?

I don't know, he's kind of
corny but, I mean, he's decent.

Hmm.

Um, okay. Landry came up and talked to
me today about asking you to the dance,

and wondering whether you
liked roses or carnations.

If I tell you something, do
you promise to keep it private?

You mean about you
and Landry and your thing?

Wait, how'd
you hear that?

I heard it.

I mean, it's not like it's flying
all over school or anything.

But personally, I had you pegged
more for an orchid kind of girl.

Maybe like
a purple orchid...

Okay, it's really
not a thing.

You know? It's a lot more
complicated than that.

So do you like him?

I don't know. I mean,
he cares about me

and he's funny
and sweet

and funny.

So then,
what's the problem?

He toweled you good.

Hey, Smash. Check it out.
Check it out, man.

Oh, yeah, that's real funny.
That's real funny.

Yo, guys,
check it out.

Two can play
at that game, gentlemen.

We'll show them what's up.
Come on, show them what's up.

Get it, baby!
They did it to us!

Works both ways,
gentlemen.

Hey! Hey!

What the hell
are you doing?

What the hell did you do
to my locker room, huh?

Hey, Coach, they...
Shut up!

You clean it up right now!
You clean everything up!

You put it back
exactly where it was.

You understand me?

Yes, sir.
Now!

Man, I don't understand
why we got to sit here

and wait around for them to
finish their practice on our field.

For sure.

Oh, no, run! Whoa! What? What
is it? Get over here! Come here!

You don't like the helmet.

Is it the pads in general?

Something you don't like,
you got to tell me!

Coach, it's past 4:45.

Already?
Wow, looky there.

Y'all need
to wrap it up, Coach.

Yeah, oh, okay, all right. We'll wrap it up.

I'd appreciate it too if
you'd tell your players

to respect our boys' property
and stay out of our lockers.

Come on now, Eric.

It's probably just
some harmless prank.

You know,
let me tell you something,

I don't mind being a good neighbor so
long as y'all play your part as well.

If you don't, something's
gonna happen around here.

I'd like to avoid
that situation.

Let's get off
the field, boys.

These ladies want their dance
floor. Everybody up, come on!

What are you drinking?
Dr. Pepper.

Dr. Pepper. All right, got it.
I'll be right back, y'all, okay?

Thank you.

Excuse me, ma'am, but my riblettes
are cold and it's unacceptable.

Yeah, you always
use that line.

Might want to come up
with something original.

I don't use that every...

Yeah, I guess I do
use it every time.

I should probably come
up with some new material.

Look, um,

I just want to say I'm sorry
about what happened the other day.

Landry, I... About holding
your hand. That was stupid.

I know you're
not into P.D.A.,

and, look, I just...
I wasn't thinking.

I just wanted to say that I'm sorry.

Look, Landry, I'm in the weeds right
now. I can't really talk about this.

I know. I just wanted
to ask you something and,

uh, it'll just... It'll just take a second.

I think that we should
go to the dance on Friday.

Hmm.

I mean, we don't... It's a bi-week and
we don't have a game on Friday, so...

I know.
I figure...

There's a lot of people
going to Dry Creek before,

so I figure we could
start the party there...

You know, I don't think
I'd be interested in that.

Tyra, these are our
golden years, here.

And this... These high-school memories
are what we're gonna have to draw on

when we're old,
in nursing homes...

Not really a selling
point for me, okay?

Hey, look,
I know how this works.

I know you're gonna keep telling me
no. You're gonna play hard to get,

and I'm gonna keep asking you,
but you know you want to go.

You owe it
to yourself to go.

Landry, I can't
go with you.

Why? We'd have fun.

I'm going with
somebody else.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

All right, well...

Hey.
Hey, Shelly.

Hi. What's going on?
Shells.

Hello, darling.
How are you?

Pretty good.

Uh-uh, uh-uh. No.
No, sir, not in this house.

Put that away, please.
Thank you.

That's so bad.

That's good.

Thank you.

Hey, uh, Shells.

Hey.

50 bucks to finish
this essay, cash.

Come on.
You've got to be kidding.

You're doing that right in
front of me? I don't think so.

I got homework.

I got 10 pages on
"Transfer of Title. "

Lucky me.

I wonder who's on Oprah.

That is a great call.
No, we're working here.

I think it's
Jen Garner, actually.

TAMl: No, don't turn the TV
on. Oh, I love Jen Garner.

We're working here. I'll see what's going on.

Shh, the baby's asleep, and I don't
want the TV on right now to watch Oprah.

It's Oprah, God.
Oh, God!

God!
What is that?

My God!
TAMl: Turn that off!

That's my bad, Mrs. Taylor. That's not Oprah.

TAMl: Turn that off.

That's my bad. It was
supposed to be football.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Taylor.

You know what, y'all?
Get out.

I got to get work done. Get out. Everybody
out. Julie, go study in your room.

I'll block that channel
when I come back.

That would be
a big help, Tim, thanks.

Good luck with your paper.

You know, Shelly, just go.
I need quiet.

What? Are you... You're
sending me to my room?

Yeah, until you start
acting like a grown-up.

Listen, don't try to tell me you're not
gonna watch that tonight, because I know you.

Donald Dickes
is a little jackass.

He's just trying to
get under your skin.

He's getting under my skin.
Well, just don't let him.

Just don't sweat
the small stuff.

That's what my dad used to say.

Well, did you hear about
Pam getting remarried?

She's getting married?

Yeah.

You all right?
I mean, uh...

No.

I mean, that woman is
the love of my life, Eric.

I mean, we've known each
other our whole lives.

She was there in the stands watching
me win the state championship.

I married her right after
high school, you know that.

We opened the little car
lot over there together.

That little bitty place,
remember?

And we used to work together as a team.

I'd sell, you know,

and Pam would do the
contracts and she'd always say,

"Buddy, you could sell
a pig to a priest. "

I don't even know what
that means, but I always...

I loved that.

So...

I guess, uh...

What do you think

I should do?

Um...

Well, you're right.
I mean,

here I am,
five years in a row,

I'm the Texas car salesman of the year.

I'm a salesman.

Ought to be able to sell my own
wife. I'm gonna go over there.

I'm gonna sell her.

I'm gonna get my wife back, by God.

That's what
I'm gonna do.

Thank you.

This is the best

barbecue pit.

So, um... Is it true that rally
girls really do all of your homework?

You being Mrs. Taylor's
daughter, no.

I do all my homework.

Liar.
It's true.

Um, do you wanna go get, like, ice
cream or, I don't know, some more food?

I don't really care.

No.

Why?

I know you're all,
like, liberated.

Hey.
Seven.

What's up? Um...

Hey. Hey, Carlotta.

Um, we're just
picking up food, so...

Yeah.

We're just leaving.
Yeah, all right.

See you around, huh?

Yeah, man.

Hey.

Hey, Buddy.

Um, Pam?

She's here.

Yeah. Just talk to her for
a second. It's no big deal.

I don't need to come in.

Hey, babe.

It's okay.
You okay?

Give me a minute?
He... He can be there.

I don't care.
It's okay.

What do you want?

I want you, baby.

I love you.

Buddy...

I have always loved you,
Pam, and you know that.

We've always
loved each other.

You must forgive me.

You are the mother of my
children. You are my wife.

I swear, I...

I know what I've done.

I was an idiot, but
it doesn't mean I...

I have never stopped
loving you, Pam.

I swear to God, Pam,

I swear to God Almighty I would
never hurt you again or the kids.

I've hurt you so much,
baby. I...

And... Wait, and...

And I love you.

Buddy, I love you, too.

Yes.

But it's over.

Okay?

I'm happy now.

Just...

It's gonna be okay.

All right?

Pam...
Buddy.

Don't.
Hug?

Don't.
Please?

Pam.

I'm sorry.

Hon?

Hon?

One-one.

What are y'all doing?

What...

Hey, hey, hey!
What the hell?

What the hell
is going on?

Hey, hon. We're playing ping-pong.

At 5:00 in the morning?
Yeah.

We're having fun.
We're playing ping-pong.

Sweetheart, I... We got a
house full of people sleeping.

All right, I'm sorry.

What...
Hey, whoa, whoa, wait.

Since you're up, though,

do you suppose you could make
us some of those egg sandwiches

with Swiss cheese in them?
But Canadian bacon?

What's "palmitate"?
Hey, Rigg?

Hey, Rigg?
Yeah?

Check out who's
back on the block.

Oh, see.

I mean, her only problem
is there's just, you know,

too many guys,
too little time.

Riggins, why is it that you always have
to point the finger at everyone else?

Not everyone is just
as easy as you are.

Maybe Tyra's over there having a nice
conversation, welcoming him to our school.

You don't... You don't know
what they're talking about...

Okay, Landry, I don't know if
you know this, but I'm a virgin.

So...
What's so funny?

So I don't know where you get
your info from, but it's wrong.

Hey, Landry, look, you got
a date for the dance yet?

'Cause, you know, I hear Matty's
granny ain't doing nothing.

Oh. Well, I heard
your mom was checking books.

My granny's a nice elderly woman who
can't defend herself and you just...

Excuse me, Tyra. May I just
have a word with you real quick?

"May I have a word?"

May I talk to you
for just a minute?

"May I have a word?"
Who is this homo?

Hey! Don't.

May I talk to you
about the dance?

If you just... Would you
please give me a second?

Look, right now?
Not a good time.

Hey, tough guy,
I mean, I realize...

She didn't want to talk about it right now.

I realize that these ass-hats
here are distracting you.

Just trying to get your lunch. I realize...

All right. This'll just take one second.

She said she didn't want
to talk to you. All right?

Is your name Tyra?
I didn't know...

Geek squad.

You know, you shut up,
you come with me.

She's already got a date
for the dance, Skippy.

But I'll get you a text
and let you know how it went.

Landry.

You know, I was real sad to hear
about the tornado that happened.

It must have been horrible
when your double-wide blew away.

Or is it okay?

Are the goats and chickens
and everything okay?

Don't do this, please.
What's your problem, dork?

You want me to go a little
slower, Richard Simmons?

'Cause I wasn't sure if it was you
that was with someone or was it you...

You got a problem with something
I'm saying, you look at me, okay?

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Food fight!

Hey, this ain't right, Coach,
everybody was fighting, not just us.

I don't care!

I want y'all to set an example.

What I understand, Landry Clarke
started the whole damn thing.

Broke 12 chairs and a $300 ice cream machine,

which y'all are
going to pay for

by each one of you running
one lap and a penny apiece...

Taylor!

Eric!
We'll pay it off.

This about the fight?

Tell you what I told my boys,
"Absolutely unacceptable. "

Even if they were provoked.

Hey, boys will be boys.

Don't you think you're being
a little hard-ass, Coach?

Tell you what, you coach
your game, I'll coach mine.

Let's go, gentlemen.
Let's pick them up now.

Yes, I do.

Yeah, it's mama.

Hey.

Hi.

How was your day?

Oh, it was ridiculous.

These Laribee kids
are a pain in the ass.

Oh, no.

They had a brawl
in the lunchroom.

Oh, my God.
I know.

What's this?

Oh, okay, that.

That is so awesome.
It makes one cup at a time.

'Cause you know how you guys are always
leaving and you leave the pot half full?

This way you're
not gonna waste any.

Well, that's sweet of you, Shelly,
I appreciate it, but, you know,

Eric's kind of particular
about his coffee.

I know. I think
he's gonna love it.

Honestly, it makes hot
chocolate, it makes tea.

I think he's gonna
like it, but look,

this is what I want to show you.

Oh, who's that for?

This is for Tim.

For Tim Riggins? Yeah.
Don't you think it's perfect?

Shelly.
What?

Don't you think it's
completely inappropriate?

He is a teenage boy.

Tami, it's a shirt.

I realize it's a shirt, but do you... Are
you aware of the way you've been behaving?

Walking around here all flirty with him...

Oh, my God! I have not been flirty!

You are. You're being flirty. Oh, my God.

Can't believe you...
This is like high school.

What? You're jealous because he gets along
with me better than he gets along with you?

Oh, don't be ridiculous. I'm not... This
has nothing to do with me being jealous.

That is absurd, honey. Do you
realize what your life has come to?

My life? Oh, my God!

You're fantasizing
after a teenage boy.

Please, don't comment on my life until
you have your life, your family...

Oh, oh, oh,
don't you dare.

Don't you dare come into my house and
talk to me about my life and my family.

Oh, God, wait a second, so
you can comment on my life,

but I can't comment on your life?
Shh, that is not part of the program.

God, you're such
a judgmental bitch.

TAMl: You come into my house and talk to
me about my house? No, I don't think so.

And you know what?
I'm not being judgmental,

but frankly,
I worry about you.

I really do wonder why it is
that you just refuse to grow up.

Well, I can tell you why.

'Cause then I might
end up just like you.

Oh, is that right?
Yeah.

Okay. Well then,
why don't you just continue

to spend the rest of your
life behaving like a teenager?

I mean it's no wonder
that you're single.

Oh, my God!
Well?

Yeah, no.
Great, I'm just...

I'm just so amazed
that you're comfortable

leaving your little
two-month-old baby

with such an irresponsible
little slut.

So, I'm just a little
confused by that choice.

I put a fresh bottle in the
fridge. I changed her diaper.

I'm gonna go to my room and
I'm gonna read Tiger Beat.

Oh, and by the way,

your baby is in the 70th
percentile for height and weight,

and your pediatrician
says, "Hello. "

Hey, what you
talking about?

You don't know
where I got them.

What?
Why is my nose smelling pee?

What?
Man, check this out, man.

Somebody... There's pee in this man's
locker, man. That's where it's coming from.

Are you serious?

Anything I do...

Smash, somebody done
pissed in his locker, man.

What?
What? Huh?

Oh, damn.
Oh, no. Hell no.

We already know
who did it.

We're gonna see how tough these
kids really are. Watch out.

Go get 'em, Rigg.

Hey!

Hey.

Who's the hero?

We got a football team
working out here, son.

Just go ahead
and hit the showers.

You heard me.
Go take a shower.

Sorry about that, dude.
Couldn't hold it.

That's funny.

You gonna do something
about it, tough guy?

You need to go cool off.

Huh?

I might just do it.

Hey! Hey! No, what are you
doing? He pissed on my shirt!

Hey! Don't you push me! Don't
you ever lay your hands on me!

Let me tell you something.
Listen to me.

You ever, I mean ever, touch
one of my players again,

you will never coach another
football game as long as you live.

Do you understand me?

And after that,

I will kick your old pirate ass
six ways from Sunday, Donald.

Shut up.

I want all my players outside
by the bleachers right now!

Coach, take them out. We'll have
a little talk. Let's go! Right now!

Let's go!
Get out!

Get outside
right now!

Let's go! Let's get 'em
out of here! Let's go!

Get out there.
Let's go.

Where's your gear?
Let's go!

What are you looking at? Get back to work!

All right,
who else wants a cup?

This thing is so cool.
Thanks so much, Aunt Shell.

You were right. I was wrong. It's a
better coffee maker. I thank you very much.

Oh, so glad
you like it.

Seems like they
really like the coffee.

TAMl: Well, I know you're in a good
mood because there's no game tonight.

Isn't that right?

It's good coffee.

Morning.
Morning, Tim.

Yeah.
Good morning.

Hi, Timothy.
Shells.

Hey, you know, um,
I'm gonna go to my room.

I don't, you know, want to
do anything inappropriate.

I'll just excuse myself.

Let's talk about dinner.

Who wants to eat what
before the dance tonight?

Uh...
I'm not going, so...

Yeah, I'm not going to the
dance. I told you, Mom, remember?

I'm gonna go
hang out with Lois.

I'll have lasagna.

Well, no, if y'all aren't
going, forget it. We'll go out.

You ready for school?

Yeah. Give me a minute?

Okay. Yeah.
Bye, Dad. Bye, Mom.

TAMl: All right, sweetie.
Hold on. Come here.

Why can't we
have lasagna?

Hey, uh,

about yesterday.

I just wanted to say...
I want to say thank you

for helping me out there.

So...

Yeah.

All right.

I'll see you at practice.

All right.

Here you go.
You know what?

What?
Relationships suck.

I'm just learning this.

If I remember it correctly, I believe
you are the one that ended that with Matt,

not the other way around.

Yeah. It was complicated and
you didn't get the whole story.

What? Are you still
hung up on Tyra?

No.

You just...

You just got to let
it go sometimes.

You just got to let people

be who they wanna be and just

let them go,

make out with whoever
they wanna make out,

in front of whoever
they feel like.

You don't just
give up though.

If you really care about
something, you don't just give up.

You do whatever it takes.

Screw it. I'm not
gonna just give up.

You can't just leave.
We were playing.

Hey.

I know you.

Yeah.
From...

I'm Riley. We're in English Lit together.

You... You wanna
play Quarters?

Yeah.
I'm pretty good.

Hi.
Hi.

Where's your...
Where's your date at?

Well, apparently he's
in the bathroom puking.

So...

I don't know
what I was thinking.

What were you thinking?

I just don't...
I don't get it.

Will you sit down with me
for a second, please?

You know how
I feel about you.

No, I really don't.

I like you.

A lot.

Actually, I...

I've never felt like
this about anybody.

You make me feel
too much, Landry.

It freaks me out.

I don't... I don't know
what that means. I don't...

What does that mean?

It means...

It means I'm sorry.

All I need

is just a little time
to think about things.

Figure it out.

Does that make sense?

No, it doesn't.

It doesn't make
sense at all.

You know, I'm...

I'm really sorry
about this, too.

The thing is that I know
that you're better than this.

Better than the girl that has to
sit over here alone because her date

is too stupid to stay
sober for one night.

I know that you're
better than that.

The thing is
that you don't.

I don't know what I have to do
to make you see that. I don't...

But I can't just keep waiting
around until you finally realize it.

I can't.

Because I've tried. I've tried to show
you that. I don't know what else to do.

So...

So have a good night.

The little god's eye things,
where you... With the...

The yarn and then you bring it
home and your mom would be like,

"Oh, my God!
That's so beautiful. "

And you'd be like on moon shoes.
Like, how ridiculous is that?

Hey, Jules.
Hmm?

I think it's time we go.

I... I don't want to go.

Hey, you wanna...
I'll grab you a beer.

Sure.
Just for a sec.

You're getting beers?

You want one?
You want one?

Can I get a beer?
Yeah.

Yeah.

How you doing?
Good.

Yeah?
Yeah.

How's that going?
Good.

I think I'm, like, maybe one
beer away from getting laid.

No kidding?
Yeah.

Nice. That's great.

She is great.

Hey.

If you ever look at her,
even tonight again,

at school,
any time for that matter,

I swear to God,
I'll end you.

Okay.
Right on.

Are we cool?
Yeah.

All right.
Absolutely.

All right.

No. Seriously.
That way.

Okay. Later.

Hey, yeah,
it's time.

Time for what?
Where's my beer?

Remember what I said about
being quiet, all right?

Yeah,
but she likes you.

Lois always talks about you
and I just told her...

I told her...
I told her I was like,

"You know what? You should
just, you should just tell him.

"Be like...
Here. Yeah.

"15 minutes. "
You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I know what you're saying
exactly. And she likes you.

Okay, there you go. She said
she wants to be with you.

You know?
That's awesome.

I told her she shouldn't...

The whole world's spinning.

I know it is.

I've been there.
No, it's spinning!

Hey, listen to me. Keep your
eyes open. You'll be fine.

I'm gonna vomit
on the bed.

All right. I'm gonna vomit on the floor.

All right.

I'm gonna move you up so you can actually
pass out without falling off the bed.

Ready? Three...

Two, one...

Oh, hey. You good?

I'm good.
It's time to let go.

I'm good.
What are you doing?

Hey, Julie...

Let go.

Coach.

What the hell
are you doing?

It's not even close to what
you... What the hell are you doing?

It's not even close to what
you think. Okay? Listen to me.

Shut up.

You shut up. You shut your mouth right now.

Coach, you have to
understand... Shut up your mouth.

You go get your stuff and you
get out of this house right now.

Give me two seconds...

Go get your stuff and get
out of this house right now.

Son, do not make me throw
you out of this house.

Go get your stuff and
get out of the house now.

Right now! Get your stuff
and get out of the door!

Go!